1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,296 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,881 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,091 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:10,260 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,559 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,939 The local colleges are on spring break... 7 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,567 and things are heating up in Newport Beach. 8 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,235 [Man Narrating] George Michael 9 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,820 was off from school for two weeks... 10 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:31,114 and was enjoying spending time with his uncle. 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,742 I'm intercepting some telepathic energy... 12 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:37,204 that's telling me it's the eight of diamonds. 13 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:40,040 That's amazingly close. 14 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,626 Gee, I got it wrong. Well. 15 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,253 I guess you won the shirt off my back. 16 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,088 - Okay, that's amazing. - 17 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,840 It's the queen of diamonds. 18 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:51,301 No, no, no. I had... But if 19 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:53,636 that had been the actual card... 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,222 I'm pretty sure I'd be almost too blown away. 21 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,766 You know, it's a new trick, so I'm 22 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,225 still kind of tweaking my nipples... 23 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,643 - The presentation was 24 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,020 great. - [Michael] Hey. Whoa.! 25 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,438 What's going on here, huh? George 26 00:01:03,521 --> 00:01:04,939 Michael, you should get to school. 27 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,357 No, we're off for two weeks. 28 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,859 Gob's teaching me some new tricks. 29 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,488 Spring break! { Grunts] It's my favorite holiday. 30 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,281 Nothing gets me more excited. 31 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:14,449 I can see that. You might 32 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:15,617 wanna button that shirt up. 33 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:18,411 No, I'm good. Anyway, listen, Michael. 34 00:01:18,494 --> 00:01:20,413 I need the yacht. 35 00:01:20,496 --> 00:01:22,957 I kind of made a commitment. 36 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,251 [Narrator] One year earlier, Gob had appeared... 37 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,336 on a 38 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,670 youth-oriented music network... 39 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:28,880 when they did a segment on 40 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,173 "Spring Break: Newport Beach." 41 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,675 Now that I've gotten your attention... 42 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,261 I'd like to announce that one year from today... 43 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:39,807 I shall make that beautiful yacht disappear. 44 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,768 [Crowd Cheering] 45 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,686 [George Michael Clapping] Wow. He's amazing. 46 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,521 He hasn't done it, and you're 47 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,273 holding a four of spades in your hand. 48 00:01:47,356 --> 00:01:49,650 I don't care. I'm loving the ride, you know? 49 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:51,235 - How are you gonna do it? - 50 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,778 Well, you've got two weeks off. 51 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,156 - You're about to find out. - [Chuckling] 52 00:01:55,239 --> 00:01:56,824 Maybe we'll meet a couple 53 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,367 young coeds along the way. 54 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,578 - How young is too young for you? 55 00:02:00,661 --> 00:02:02,705 - That's not gonna happen, okay? 56 00:02:02,788 --> 00:02:04,457 There's not gonna be any coeds. 57 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,208 There certainly isn't gonna be any magic. 58 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,626 It is a path to a lonely 59 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:08,961 life where people mock you. 60 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,546 - And you don't even realize 61 00:02:10,629 --> 00:02:12,006 it. - Michael, I'm a magi... 62 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:14,008 I see what you did. 63 00:02:14,091 --> 00:02:15,843 You're not dressed yet? I thought you 64 00:02:15,926 --> 00:02:17,553 were working for me today at the office. 65 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:20,431 You guys stay open during spring break? 66 00:02:20,514 --> 00:02:22,766 We're not Orthodox. But don't worry about it. 67 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:25,811 Kitty's coming back, and it's just in time. 68 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,396 Although she's caused nothing but 69 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:28,939 problems since she's worked for me. 70 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,024 [Phone Ringing] 71 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:31,692 - Kitty, isn't that your phone 72 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:33,110 No, I'm on the phone with 73 00:02:33,193 --> 00:02:34,486 your dad. That one's your line. 74 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,447 [Ringing Continues] 75 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:37,698 [Michael] Kitty, these are 76 00:02:37,781 --> 00:02:38,907 not the files I asked for. 77 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:43,662 Oh, then I don't know what I shredded. 78 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:46,290 Have you had a chance to type up that report yet? 79 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:48,208 - No, I have been Googling 80 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,044 your father. - So I've heard. 81 00:02:50,127 --> 00:02:53,130 { Chuckling] 82 00:02:53,213 --> 00:02:54,548 She's been out for two 83 00:02:54,631 --> 00:02:55,924 weeks with this chest thing... 84 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,384 but she's had no problems cashing 85 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,844 the checks I've been sending her. 86 00:02:58,927 --> 00:03:00,012 Speaking of which, have we 87 00:03:00,095 --> 00:03:01,138 gotten anything from Nana? 88 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:02,598 Buster got a perforated heart and 89 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:04,057 Gob got that receding hairline... 90 00:03:04,141 --> 00:03:06,059 but you and I pretty much dodged the bullet. 91 00:03:06,143 --> 00:03:07,728 No, I meant in the mail. She 92 00:03:07,811 --> 00:03:09,521 usually sends checks for Maeby's birthday. 93 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:11,231 There's been cash coming in? 94 00:03:11,315 --> 00:03:12,941 Have you been holding out on me? 95 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:15,485 No. No, I've been investing it. 96 00:03:15,569 --> 00:03:16,612 Let's face it. I'm better 97 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:17,696 with money than you are. 98 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:21,491 - Better at spending it. - Okay, I tell you what. 99 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:23,160 I'll take you down to see Nana if 100 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:24,786 you split the money with me 60/40. 101 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,747 - 55/55. - Deal. 102 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,331 Sounds like you guys are 103 00:03:28,415 --> 00:03:29,750 getting more than you think. 104 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:32,252 We should go now before your dad gets back. 105 00:03:32,335 --> 00:03:33,587 - No need going 106 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:34,963 halfsies with him too. - Right. 107 00:03:35,046 --> 00:03:37,090 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias had gone to prison... 108 00:03:37,174 --> 00:03:38,967 to research the role of 109 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:40,760 Frightened Inmate #2 for a film. 110 00:03:40,844 --> 00:03:43,471 This came at a bad time for George Sr... 111 00:03:43,555 --> 00:03:45,056 who was in a conflict with a 112 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,558 prisoner named White Power Bill... 113 00:03:46,641 --> 00:03:48,310 a conflict Tobias 114 00:03:48,393 --> 00:03:49,936 inadvertently helped him solve. 115 00:03:50,020 --> 00:03:53,106 I sold you for a pack of cigarettes. 116 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,941 But didn't you come here to 117 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:56,693 research the nature of fear? 118 00:03:56,776 --> 00:03:57,861 I can't think of a better 119 00:03:57,944 --> 00:03:59,154 teacher than White Power Bill. 120 00:03:59,237 --> 00:04:01,990 He's like a master's course unto himself. 121 00:04:02,073 --> 00:04:04,034 So you think I'm a coward. 122 00:04:04,117 --> 00:04:06,369 There's only one man I've ever called "coward". 123 00:04:06,453 --> 00:04:08,413 That's Brian Doyle-Murray. 124 00:04:08,496 --> 00:04:11,291 No. 125 00:04:11,374 --> 00:04:14,085 What I'm calling you... 126 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:16,296 is a television actor. 127 00:04:16,379 --> 00:04:18,047 Ouch. 128 00:04:18,131 --> 00:04:20,175 [Narrator] And so, Tobias remained in prison... 129 00:04:20,258 --> 00:04:21,384 - As Lindsay and Maeby 130 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:22,802 arrived at Nana's. - { Knocking] 131 00:04:22,886 --> 00:04:25,054 Remember, she's a very old woman. 132 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:27,849 We're going to get in, get the cash and get out. 133 00:04:28,891 --> 00:04:31,102 Is this who I think it is? 134 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:33,354 { Together] Nana! 135 00:04:33,438 --> 00:04:35,273 [Narrator] Unfortunately, the woman 136 00:04:35,356 --> 00:04:37,150 who now lived there was not their Nana. 137 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:38,860 A fact that took Lindsay and 138 00:04:38,943 --> 00:04:40,528 Maeby an hour and a half to ascertain. 139 00:04:40,653 --> 00:04:42,530 Go! Go! It's not her! Drop the photo album! 140 00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:43,906 We're not in the photo album! 141 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:44,991 - Drop the pie 142 00:04:45,074 --> 00:04:47,535 { Panting] 143 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:48,786 [Narrator] And Michael 144 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,079 arrived at work to find Kitty. 145 00:04:50,163 --> 00:04:51,998 Hey, Kitty, how are you feeling? 146 00:04:52,081 --> 00:04:56,502 Much better. Man, I was really stuffed up there! 147 00:04:56,586 --> 00:04:59,505 Up here, Michael. Up here. 148 00:04:59,589 --> 00:05:01,340 Why'd you have to get 149 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:03,092 sick now? What was the rush? 150 00:05:03,175 --> 00:05:04,427 [Narrator] In fact, it was the 151 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:05,803 previous year's spring break... 152 00:05:05,886 --> 00:05:06,929 that was responsible 153 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:08,014 for Kitty's rush... 154 00:05:08,097 --> 00:05:10,683 when the makers of the popular video series... 155 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:12,643 Girls With Low 156 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:14,520 Self-Esteem, chose not to include her. 157 00:05:14,603 --> 00:05:17,273 [Man] Okay, we got all the good stuffhere. 158 00:05:17,356 --> 00:05:19,817 Let's just say I'm looking forward 159 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,319 to a more successful spring break. 160 00:05:22,403 --> 00:05:24,113 - "Break"? You were just 161 00:05:24,196 --> 00:05:25,781 out. - That was my sick leave. 162 00:05:25,865 --> 00:05:27,032 - This is vacation. - No, 163 00:05:27,116 --> 00:05:28,284 you're not going on vacation. 164 00:05:28,367 --> 00:05:30,703 Oh, yes, I absolutely am.! 165 00:05:30,786 --> 00:05:33,956 If you need me, I will be at Senor Tadpoles... 166 00:05:34,039 --> 00:05:35,124 - Having a margarita made 167 00:05:35,207 --> 00:05:36,292 in my mouth. - No, no. Hey. 168 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,377 Kitty, there will be no margarita in your mouth. 169 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:39,878 Oh, yes, there absolutely 170 00:05:39,962 --> 00:05:41,338 will be a margarita in my mouth! 171 00:05:41,422 --> 00:05:43,674 Spring break! { Whooping] 172 00:05:43,757 --> 00:05:45,175 - Up here, Michael. Up here. - Put 173 00:05:45,259 --> 00:05:46,844 the shirt back down and keep on moving. 174 00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:49,430 You're fired. 175 00:05:49,513 --> 00:05:51,140 I work for your father. You don't 176 00:05:51,223 --> 00:05:52,808 have the hiring and firing power. 177 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:56,311 I absolutely do, and you're fired. 178 00:05:56,395 --> 00:05:58,689 I don't think your father is 179 00:05:58,772 --> 00:06:01,024 gonna be very happy about this. 180 00:06:01,108 --> 00:06:03,610 But take a good look, 'cause it's the last time! 181 00:06:06,155 --> 00:06:08,031 That's the seventh nipple I've seen today. 182 00:06:08,157 --> 00:06:10,367 [Narrator] And Michael was called to the prison. 183 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:11,493 What are you doing firing 184 00:06:11,535 --> 00:06:12,661 Kitty? You can't fire Kitty. 185 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,037 - First of all, you don't have 186 00:06:14,121 --> 00:06:15,455 hiring and firing power. - I do. 187 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:16,832 - And I had to. She's crazy. - 188 00:06:16,915 --> 00:06:18,166 That's why you don't fire her. 189 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,419 You don't fire crazy. You never fire crazy. 190 00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,004 Dad, she's incompetent. 191 00:06:22,087 --> 00:06:23,505 She's completely unprofessional. 192 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:25,882 Look, she just came back from 193 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:28,135 sick leave, uh, with these... 194 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:31,179 Oh, my God, you paid for those, didn't you? 195 00:06:31,263 --> 00:06:33,181 You got carried away. Hell, I've 196 00:06:33,265 --> 00:06:35,100 been so corrupted by my power... 197 00:06:35,183 --> 00:06:37,978 that I even enjoyed firing my own twin brother. 198 00:06:38,061 --> 00:06:39,271 You should have seen his face 199 00:06:39,354 --> 00:06:40,564 when he was begging me not to. 200 00:06:40,647 --> 00:06:42,607 Well, he's my twin brother. I can show you. 201 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:46,736 { Crying, Mumbling] 202 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,655 { Laughing] 203 00:06:48,738 --> 00:06:50,657 It was funny. But, you know... 204 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:53,285 Kitty had access to all kinds of information. 205 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,078 God knows what she poked her nose into. 206 00:06:55,203 --> 00:06:56,580 There's enough evidence on 207 00:06:56,621 --> 00:06:57,872 this boat to put me away. 208 00:06:57,956 --> 00:07:00,417 The only real thing I have... 209 00:07:02,127 --> 00:07:04,921 Oh, God, there's nothing to hold on to down there. 210 00:07:05,046 --> 00:07:07,048 - You're like a boy. - What's wrong with you? 211 00:07:07,173 --> 00:07:10,593 All these books are cooked! 212 00:07:10,719 --> 00:07:12,220 { Sobbing] 213 00:07:12,303 --> 00:07:14,180 - I'm sorry. I gotta do my job. 214 00:07:14,222 --> 00:07:15,974 - And I gotta get out of prison. 215 00:07:16,099 --> 00:07:17,475 Next time someone threatens me, I 216 00:07:17,559 --> 00:07:19,018 may not have a son-in-law to offer. 217 00:07:19,102 --> 00:07:21,187 I can't come in here all the t..."Offer"? 218 00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:22,438 I may not have a 219 00:07:22,522 --> 00:07:23,898 son-in-law to offer me counseling. 220 00:07:23,982 --> 00:07:25,775 You know, he should have stayed a 221 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,527 shrink. He's very gifted, you know. 222 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:29,696 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias 223 00:07:29,779 --> 00:07:31,781 had even produced a videotape... 224 00:07:31,864 --> 00:07:33,324 but its brief success was 225 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:34,784 due to its misleading name. 226 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:37,578 Once this was discovered, all 227 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:39,288 but 10 of the videos were returned. 228 00:07:39,414 --> 00:07:42,750 Hire Kitty back, okay? For the company. No, no. 229 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:48,214 For me, Michael. { Crying] 230 00:07:48,297 --> 00:07:51,384 - It is kind of a funny face. - Oh, come on, now. 231 00:07:57,515 --> 00:07:59,767 There's just absolutely no 232 00:07:59,851 --> 00:08:01,978 purse that will go with this outfit. 233 00:08:02,061 --> 00:08:04,313 You've got a little pocket there, Annyong. 234 00:08:04,438 --> 00:08:05,898 Annyong. 235 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:07,900 - That's not getting old. - [Door Closes] 236 00:08:07,942 --> 00:08:09,610 - Where's Nana? - I sent 237 00:08:09,694 --> 00:08:11,237 her on a wonderful cruise. 238 00:08:11,362 --> 00:08:13,239 You just missed a wonderful call from her. 239 00:08:13,364 --> 00:08:15,449 She just came back from a wonderful 240 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,576 costume party that the captain threw. 241 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,869 She gained 10 pounds... 242 00:08:18,953 --> 00:08:20,371 there's so much food on that boat. 243 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:22,540 She's up to 74! 244 00:08:22,581 --> 00:08:24,750 It's wonderful, just wonderful. 245 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,836 [Narrator] In fact, Lucille's 246 00:08:26,919 --> 00:08:28,879 mother had been dead for six months. 247 00:08:28,963 --> 00:08:31,340 She tried pesto for the first time. 248 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,634 Can you believe that? 249 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:37,096 Ninety-two years old, and she never tried pesto. 250 00:08:37,096 --> 00:08:38,973 [Narrator] Lucille feared that the family 251 00:08:39,056 --> 00:08:40,057 would come after the 252 00:08:40,057 --> 00:08:41,267 inheritance if they found out. 253 00:08:41,308 --> 00:08:43,227 Was she on the phone, Annyong? 254 00:08:45,312 --> 00:08:47,523 Annyong. 255 00:08:47,648 --> 00:08:49,358 { Sighs] Emery board. 256 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:54,363 Isn't he great? And he goes with everything. 257 00:08:54,488 --> 00:08:56,615 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was 258 00:08:56,699 --> 00:08:58,701 adjusting to a new companion ofhis own. 259 00:08:58,826 --> 00:09:00,077 That's not the end of the 260 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,662 trick. There's a big surprise coming. 261 00:09:01,704 --> 00:09:03,831 Take your T-shirt off, please. 262 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,499 What? Oh, you changed the 263 00:09:05,541 --> 00:09:07,042 trick. It's a different trick. 264 00:09:07,126 --> 00:09:11,338 If I roll up this T-shirt, put it in this hat... 265 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:14,174 Gob.! Hey, George Michael. 266 00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:15,926 Hang on. We're in the middle of something. 267 00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:17,386 If you'll be so kind as to 268 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,887 expose your breast, please. 269 00:09:18,971 --> 00:09:20,556 - No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey, what the 270 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:22,266 hell are you doing? - { People Shouting] 271 00:09:22,307 --> 00:09:23,934 Dad, it's misdirection. You're supposed 272 00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:25,686 to keep your eye on the shirt in the hat. 273 00:09:25,727 --> 00:09:28,981 Get downstairs right now. Come on. 274 00:09:29,022 --> 00:09:30,941 Buddy, what are you doing here? 275 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:32,025 - I' 276 00:09:32,109 --> 00:09:34,277 dying to see how he makes this yacht disappear. 277 00:09:34,361 --> 00:09:35,445 He's not going to make the 278 00:09:35,529 --> 00:09:36,905 yacht disappear. I told him that. 279 00:09:36,988 --> 00:09:38,865 It's driving me crazy. It's like a 280 00:09:38,949 --> 00:09:40,742 mind puzzle, an awesome mind puzzle. 281 00:09:40,826 --> 00:09:42,744 [Narrator] Michael looked at his son and saw... 282 00:09:42,828 --> 00:09:45,413 that he truly was inspired by his uncle... 283 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:48,458 that perhaps the boy actually admired him. 284 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,001 I gotta get you out of here. You're 285 00:09:50,085 --> 00:09:51,628 gonna come work with me at the office. 286 00:09:51,711 --> 00:09:53,672 Go wait in the stair car. 287 00:09:53,755 --> 00:09:55,840 Hey, I want you to explain something 288 00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:57,926 to me. I'm out looking for Kitty... 289 00:09:58,009 --> 00:09:59,761 and I find my son in the middle of 290 00:09:59,844 --> 00:10:01,471 a Girls With Low Self-Esteem video. 291 00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:02,973 Don't worry. He's gonna be covered 292 00:10:03,056 --> 00:10:04,474 with a blue dot. He approached me. 293 00:10:04,557 --> 00:10:05,767 And as for Kitty, I think 294 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:07,143 you're crazy to have fired her. 295 00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:09,145 Who knows what kind of information she has? 296 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:10,772 He's my brother, and he's 297 00:10:10,855 --> 00:10:12,315 never even said "Good job." 298 00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:14,401 I just want him to love me, you know? 299 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:18,446 Wow, you get really girlie after, huh? 300 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,407 Yeah, she definitely knows way too 301 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:22,242 much. Well, go get her. It's the holidays. 302 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:24,410 I'm sure she's down at Senor Tadpoles. 303 00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:25,495 - Right 304 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:27,539 Having a cocktail made in her mouth. All right. 305 00:10:27,622 --> 00:10:29,332 I'm gonna go take care of that. In 306 00:10:29,415 --> 00:10:31,000 the meantime, stay away from my son. 307 00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:33,044 Wow, Michael, I'm really hurt. 308 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:34,546 It's family. What's more 309 00:10:34,629 --> 00:10:36,047 important than family, Michael? 310 00:10:36,130 --> 00:10:38,633 - This yacht? - Of course not, Gob. 311 00:10:38,716 --> 00:10:39,884 You'd make the deal? Because 312 00:10:39,968 --> 00:10:41,261 I'd sign off on that right now. 313 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,096 I stay away from your son, 314 00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:44,764 : you let me use the yacht. 315 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:47,016 The holidays really brings out the best in you. 316 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,643 Well... 317 00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:49,894 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Tobias 318 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,521 found his experience as a therapist... 319 00:10:51,604 --> 00:10:53,481 was helping him deal with his new cell mate. 320 00:10:53,564 --> 00:10:55,566 Yes, but where does the hate come from, Bill? 321 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:59,445 - What causes it? - TheJews, I guess. 322 00:10:59,529 --> 00:11:01,447 Sure. But I think you need to look deeper. 323 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:03,491 I think these are issues of self-esteem. 324 00:11:03,574 --> 00:11:05,952 I know what it's like. I know how it feels... 325 00:11:06,035 --> 00:11:07,328 to have a father, or, in 326 00:11:07,411 --> 00:11:08,621 my case, a father-in-law... 327 00:11:08,704 --> 00:11:10,623 who doesn't respect you. 328 00:11:10,706 --> 00:11:12,875 "Anyhoo," we have very little time... 329 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,753 before this, uh, 4:00 pounding you promised me. 330 00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:17,964 I'm gonna take a shot at something and say... 331 00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:21,759 that I think you hate White Power Bill. 332 00:11:21,842 --> 00:11:25,513 - I hate you! - You hate White Power Bill. 333 00:11:25,596 --> 00:11:27,390 - I hate the government! - 334 00:11:27,473 --> 00:11:29,183 You hate White Power Bill. 335 00:11:29,266 --> 00:11:31,685 - I hate my father! - [Man On P.A.] 336 00:11:31,769 --> 00:11:34,063 Recreation. All prisoners, one hour. 337 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:37,942 - Go get 'em. - [Prisoners Chattering] 338 00:11:38,025 --> 00:11:40,820 I hate White Power Bill. 339 00:11:40,903 --> 00:11:42,196 - [Thud] - [Guard] I got a 340 00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:43,572 prisoner down.! Prisoner down.! 341 00:11:43,656 --> 00:11:46,408 - You killed him. - Well, l... 342 00:11:46,492 --> 00:11:49,995 Like Dorothy. The Wicked Witch is dead. 343 00:11:50,079 --> 00:11:53,666 - All hail Dorothy! - [Applause] 344 00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:55,960 [Narrator] And at an elegant 345 00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,170 restaurant, Michael asked Kitty to come back. 346 00:11:58,253 --> 00:12:02,675 Who are you asking back, Michael? Me? Or these? 347 00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,677 I want you all back. I want the 348 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,595 whole gang. Okay? Please, Kitty? 349 00:12:06,678 --> 00:12:08,806 I'm trying real hard here, you know. 350 00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:10,724 Can we just make believe that none of 351 00:12:10,808 --> 00:12:12,601 this ever happened and just start fresh? 352 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:14,770 Michael, of course I'll come back. 353 00:12:14,853 --> 00:12:16,730 'Cause I never really left... 354 00:12:16,814 --> 00:12:19,233 because we both know that you can't fire people. 355 00:12:19,316 --> 00:12:21,568 No, I did fire you, and now I'm hiring you back. 356 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:23,904 You don't have authority over me. 357 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,239 They don't have nachos here. 358 00:12:26,406 --> 00:12:27,950 You know what? Why don't we forget it? 359 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:29,284 Because I've been trying to be 360 00:12:29,368 --> 00:12:30,535 very, very generous to you... 361 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,580 and you don't respect me, so I'm firing you, okay? 362 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:37,876 - You are fired. - All right, Michael. 363 00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:40,504 But I know where things are and you don't... 364 00:12:40,587 --> 00:12:44,508 and you are asking for a whole world of trouble. 365 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:45,634 If you're threatening me, 366 00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:46,802 you're gonna be very sorry. 367 00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:48,386 - Are you threatening me? - Yeah, 368 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:49,971 that's a threat. I'm threatening you. 369 00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:51,681 Did you hear that everyone? 370 00:12:51,765 --> 00:12:53,391 Michael Bluth is threatening me! 371 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:55,101 I've gotta get out of 372 00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:56,728 here. I'm a part of the story. 373 00:12:56,812 --> 00:12:58,355 I can't be a part of the story. 374 00:12:58,438 --> 00:12:59,898 I can't be a part of the story. 375 00:12:59,981 --> 00:13:03,568 Say good-bye to your company, Michael. 376 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:04,778 - And say good-bye to 377 00:13:04,861 --> 00:13:06,196 these. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 378 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:08,198 'Cause it's the last time. 379 00:13:08,281 --> 00:13:11,034 A woman shows all during a fracas 380 00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,745 at a local restaurant, sources say. 381 00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:18,291 [Narrator] George Michael was working 382 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:20,043 harder than ever over his spring break... 383 00:13:20,043 --> 00:13:22,796 filling in for the now twice-fired Kitty. 384 00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:24,089 Look at us working together. 385 00:13:24,089 --> 00:13:25,173 You get the hang of this... 386 00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:27,383 and this could be your summer. 387 00:13:27,467 --> 00:13:28,593 I don't know, Dad. I really 388 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,178 wanted to see Gob's magic show and... 389 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,222 No, you don't. Isn't this much 390 00:13:32,305 --> 00:13:34,265 more fun, working with your Dad? 391 00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,475 - It's just, there was some 392 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:36,768 other... - You gonna get that? 393 00:13:36,851 --> 00:13:38,603 [Phone Ringing] 394 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:39,687 Thanks, Laura. 395 00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:41,064 - Good afternoon. Bluth Company 396 00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:44,692 Talk you off? Talk you off what, Pop-Pop? 397 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:47,153 George Michael. I thought you were, um... 398 00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:50,406 When's that voice gonna drop? Where's Kitty? 399 00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:52,158 I think Dad fired her 400 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:53,826 again. He wants to talk to you. 401 00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:55,661 I don't wanna talk to him. I 402 00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:57,413 made my decision, and that's that. 403 00:13:57,497 --> 00:14:01,292 Oh, you heard? Yeah. All right. 404 00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:06,631 - What did he say? - If I clean 405 00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:08,508 it up, it's not really a sentence. 406 00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:11,719 [Narrator] And so, George Sr. made another call. 407 00:14:11,844 --> 00:14:13,513 Kitty's on the loose. I need you 408 00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:15,223 to make something disappear for me. 409 00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:18,517 just some books in that cooler marked "Maddas." 410 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:19,852 - Great. - [Narrator] 411 00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:21,103 George Sr. hung up... 412 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,772 confident that his problems 413 00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:24,273 would finally be taken care of. 414 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,359 Hey, LittleJustice. 415 00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:29,278 You, uh, painted your shoes red. 416 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,030 Call me the Tin Man. I'm 417 00:14:31,113 --> 00:14:32,740 a Friend of Dorothy's now. 418 00:14:32,823 --> 00:14:34,575 - And she wants to see you. - 419 00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:36,285 [Narrator] And back at the office... 420 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:38,245 Lindsay arrived with her 421 00:14:38,329 --> 00:14:40,039 daughter and her mounting suspicions. 422 00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:43,000 Mom says she sent Nana on a cruise. 423 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,168 You're still on this? How 424 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,628 much was in those birthday cards? 425 00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:47,087 It's not about the money, 426 00:14:47,171 --> 00:14:48,506 Michael. It's about Nana. 427 00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,508 I think Mom sent her to a nursing home... 428 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:53,344 some gray, windowless room... against her will. 429 00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:55,179 - So what was it like out 430 00:14:55,221 --> 00:14:56,889 there today? - Nice. Sunny. 431 00:14:56,972 --> 00:14:58,766 Wow. 432 00:14:58,849 --> 00:15:00,100 So, how do you think Gob's 433 00:15:00,142 --> 00:15:01,477 gonna make this yacht disappear? 434 00:15:01,518 --> 00:15:02,811 Well, I'll be working here, 435 00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:04,063 so I guess I'll never know. 436 00:15:04,146 --> 00:15:06,357 The only real way to find out how it's done... 437 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,359 is to sneak on the boat while he does it. 438 00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:09,902 But if he makes it disappear, 439 00:15:09,985 --> 00:15:11,487 won't everyone see me standing there? 440 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:14,156 Let's just sit quietly and consider 441 00:15:14,239 --> 00:15:16,784 how ridiculous that statement was. 442 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,746 Anyways, if it was me, that's what I would do. 443 00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:22,748 I wanna check out Mom's financial activity. 444 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,917 Call her banks, maybe run a hospital search. 445 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:26,460 [Michael] It's gonna mean a lot of 446 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:28,086 hard work, but I'll put somebody on it. 447 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:31,048 George Michael. 448 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,425 Where is George Michael? 449 00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:35,427 [Narrator] In fact, at Maeby's suggestion... 450 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:38,138 George Michael was off to visit his Uncle Gob. 451 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,140 Hi, Uncle Gob. I came by to see... 452 00:15:40,182 --> 00:15:42,225 if you need any help with your magic show. 453 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,977 - Great. - I think it's so 454 00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:45,562 great that you're doing this. 455 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,356 - I'm prepping right now. - 456 00:15:47,439 --> 00:15:49,107 How'd you get my Dad's permission? 457 00:15:49,191 --> 00:15:50,192 [Narrator] Suddenly, Gob 458 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:51,777 remembered the promise he had made... 459 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,820 to stay away from Michael's son. 460 00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,113 None of your damn 461 00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:56,656 business. Get the hell out of here. 462 00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:57,699 What? 463 00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:59,326 - You don't have the magic in you 464 00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:01,286 You never did! You don't have it here! 465 00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:02,913 So take a look. It's the last 466 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,456 time you're gonna see these. 467 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,417 - { Quietly] Sorry, kid, 468 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,835 more than you'll ever... - What? 469 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,129 - Beat it! - [Narrator] As Gob was 470 00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:13,340 forced to send away someone he loved... 471 00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:14,799 { Quietly] You'll be missed. 472 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,344 George Sr. was forced to visit... 473 00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:19,304 someone he had once tried 474 00:16:19,387 --> 00:16:21,181 to shove out of a moving car. 475 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,059 - Welcome. - You're Dorothy? 476 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:27,145 I thought the two of us could talk, man-on-man. 477 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,483 I'm afraid I'm serious. 478 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,568 I bought you. 479 00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:36,779 - Remember to let it steep for 480 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,114 five minutes. - Oh, dear God. 481 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,200 I've been in this family for 16 years... 482 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:42,535 and I don't think we've ever had a conversation. 483 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,954 - I'm not gonna discuss this. - You hate me. 484 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,624 Yeah, I do hate you. You took my daughter... 485 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:50,293 my precious little girl... and moved her away... 486 00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,003 and now I'm here, and I am 487 00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:53,630 afraid I will never get her back. 488 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,299 Afraid. You're afraid. 489 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,885 Fear has turned into hate. 490 00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:02,346 So Frightened Inmate #2 isn't frightened at all. 491 00:17:02,472 --> 00:17:06,476 He's angry. He's a crabby old coot... 492 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,561 and he needs love... 493 00:17:08,686 --> 00:17:10,897 - Just like everyone. - [Inmates Go "Aw"] 494 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,940 Get your... { Beeps] hands off of me. 495 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,943 Shh. Don't be scared. 496 00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:20,072 ?? { Singing] 497 00:17:20,198 --> 00:17:23,576 ?? { Continues] 498 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,036 [Narrator] And on the 499 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,370 beach, the show was beginning. 500 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:29,957 - { Crowd Cheering] - ?? [Rock] 501 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:34,962 Any magician can make the 502 00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:37,340 queen of diamonds disappear... 503 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:40,926 but what about a whole boat? 504 00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:44,221 - [Cheering Intensifies] - ?? [Rock] 505 00:17:56,901 --> 00:18:00,154 - ?? [Continues] - [Cheering Continues] 506 00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:07,620 Mom, have you seen George Michael? 507 00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:10,164 We just got here. I couldn't find my keys. 508 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,290 - I can never find 509 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:12,708 anything in here. - We love you! 510 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:18,255 Where once there was a yacht, now there is naught! 511 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,801 { Cheering Continues] 512 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,768 All right. So how'd you do it? 513 00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:35,063 Michael, a magician never reveals his... 514 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,441 I sunk it! I sunk the yacht! 515 00:18:37,524 --> 00:18:39,484 At least I think I sunk it. I mean, I 516 00:18:39,568 --> 00:18:41,445 blew it up, and I don't see it anywhere. 517 00:18:41,528 --> 00:18:42,988 My heart was in my throat when that 518 00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:44,531 curtain came down and... { Laughing] 519 00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:45,741 - You sank the yacht? - Shh! 520 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,950 - You sank the yacht? - Shh! 521 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,827 - You sunk a $700,000 yacht? - 522 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,620 $900,000 worth of insurance on it. 523 00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:52,456 And got rid of the 524 00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:54,249 evidence. How about a "good job"? 525 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,001 [Narrator] Seeing a window of 526 00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:57,127 opportunity, Lucille made 527 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,211 a startling announcement. 528 00:18:58,295 --> 00:19:00,797 - Nana was on that yacht! - What? 529 00:19:00,881 --> 00:19:03,425 - You killed Nana.! - [Lindsay] She's lying.! 530 00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,760 Nana wasn't on that yacht. She's fine. 531 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,262 She's been dead for six months. 532 00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:09,431 [Narrator] Lindsay had 533 00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:10,599 learned this information... 534 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,184 - For about six months. - When she 535 00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:13,810 spoke to the family's personal banker. 536 00:19:13,894 --> 00:19:16,271 Later, fearing that Lindsay was onto her... 537 00:19:16,354 --> 00:19:18,231 Lucille went to the bank herself. 538 00:19:18,315 --> 00:19:19,899 There must be somewhere I can put 539 00:19:19,983 --> 00:19:21,484 this money where it can't be touched. 540 00:19:21,568 --> 00:19:23,695 I suppose you could keep it in your purse. 541 00:19:23,778 --> 00:19:26,948 Very funny, but I'm not carrying a purse. 542 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:29,117 Where's the money, Mom? I want the money. 543 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,077 You can't have it. It's in 544 00:19:31,161 --> 00:19:32,912 a trust fund for Annyong. 545 00:19:32,996 --> 00:19:34,038 - [Annyong] Annyong. - No 546 00:19:34,122 --> 00:19:35,165 one can touch it but me... 547 00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:38,042 and I retain control of it until he's 18. 548 00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:39,294 I don't know what's more 549 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:41,129 offensive... the fact you didn't tell us... 550 00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,214 about our grandmother's death or 551 00:19:43,298 --> 00:19:45,258 that you sunk a $ 700,000 yacht.! 552 00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:48,219 Stop lecturing me. I just lost my mother. 553 00:19:48,303 --> 00:19:49,387 I'm so glad George Michael 554 00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:50,763 wasn't here to see any of this. 555 00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:53,224 Maeby, where is George Michael? 556 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:55,727 Um, well, if he's not here, I'd just 557 00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,146 have to say he's probably on the yacht. 558 00:19:58,229 --> 00:20:00,106 On the yacht? 559 00:20:00,189 --> 00:20:01,441 [Narrator] In fact, George 560 00:20:01,524 --> 00:20:02,734 Michael had boarded the yacht. 561 00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:06,404 But when he saw the evidence of Gob's lifestyle... 562 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,072 he realized that this 563 00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:09,657 perhaps was not the life he wanted. 564 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,243 While Kitty went in search of retribution... 565 00:20:12,326 --> 00:20:14,912 in the form of the files in the cooler. 566 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,581 George Michael's a good kid. 567 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:18,207 I'm sure he's at the office. 568 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,209 Right. I told him to stay away from you. 569 00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:22,086 - I told you to stay away from 570 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:23,171 him! 571 00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,714 - I tried. I told him to get out 572 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:25,798 Bluth Company. George 573 00:20:25,882 --> 00:20:27,008 Michael speaking, not Kitty. 574 00:20:27,091 --> 00:20:28,593 - Thank God you're there. - I 575 00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:30,136 don't need a real spring break. 576 00:20:30,219 --> 00:20:32,138 I really think I am much better 577 00:20:32,221 --> 00:20:34,015 off here alone in this office. 578 00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:35,850 [Narrator] Michael realized 579 00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:37,560 what he had done to his son... 580 00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:39,520 so he came up with a solution. 581 00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:41,814 - You're fired. - Really? 582 00:20:41,897 --> 00:20:44,150 Can you fire people? 583 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,193 Yeah. Go have a spring break. 584 00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:48,738 Thanks, Dad. 585 00:20:48,821 --> 00:20:50,740 Are you sure you're gonna be okay without Kitty? 586 00:20:50,823 --> 00:20:53,409 Don't you worry. She'll turn up. 587 00:20:53,659 --> 00:20:56,454 On the next Arrested Development. 588 00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:59,540 Lupe makes a startling discovery. 589 00:20:59,582 --> 00:21:03,460 Oh, so that makes Annyong 18. 590 00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:04,795 And Michael finds himself in 591 00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:06,005 the middle of the search... 592 00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:08,173 for a missing Kitty. 593 00:21:08,257 --> 00:21:09,258 Well, we have a 594 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,718 restaurant full of people saying... 595 00:21:10,801 --> 00:21:11,844 that you threatened Kitty 596 00:21:11,927 --> 00:21:13,012 the last time she was seen. 597 00:21:13,095 --> 00:21:15,347 How does anybody even remember this? 598 00:21:15,431 --> 00:21:17,766 - She showed her knobs in 599 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:20,185 the steakhouse, sir. - She... 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net