1 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,171 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,646 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was 7 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,731 infatuated with his 8 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,024 brother's girlfriend, Marta... 9 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,317 a 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,401 Spanish-language 11 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,486 soap opera star. 12 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,863 But when he found out she was interested 13 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:32,115 in a man named Hermano, he confronted her. 14 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,118 Unfortunately, he discovered too late... 15 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,954 that "hermano" in Spanish meant "brother," 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,498 and the person Marta was 17 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,918 infatuated with was, in fact, himself. 18 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,754 This was distracting Michael the next day when 19 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,548 he went to meet his father's attorney at prison. 20 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,009 Look, there is nothing to it. It's an arraignment. 21 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,428 They announce the charges. However, 22 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,722 it would help if you all showed up... 23 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,141 Iooking like a loving, supportive family. 24 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,351 - For how long? - Ten minutes, tops. 25 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,313 See if you can get it down to five. 26 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,148 You know, maybe I should confess 27 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,900 these crimes, save everybody the trouble. 28 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:09,235 Oh, get off the mount. You're coming 29 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,488 home, guilty or somehow found not guilty. 30 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,073 - [Phone Ringing] - Hello? 31 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,159 What the hell is going on? I'm waiting 32 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,161 to hear about Marta and this Hermano guy. 33 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,495 Yeah, I checked it out. I do 34 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:20,788 not think that she's cheating. 35 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,749 - { Gob] I'm going over to Marta's. 36 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,626 - No, no, no. Don't do that, okay? 37 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,794 just lay low, be cool and I'll talk to her again. 38 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,504 - That way you won't look so desperate, 39 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:29,589 you know? 40 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:30,923 - You're a good guy, mon frère 41 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,967 That means "brother" in French. 42 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,719 I don't know why I know that. 43 00:01:34,802 --> 00:01:36,429 I took four years of Spanish. 44 00:01:36,512 --> 00:01:38,723 [Narrator] So Michael went to speak with Marta... 45 00:01:38,806 --> 00:01:40,266 about the 46 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:41,893 misunderstanding from the night before. 47 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,227 I owe you an apology. 48 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:44,770 - No, I owe you an apology 49 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,647 I'm so ashamed that I was so 50 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,483 disrespectful to your brother. 51 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,985 Oh, who cares? Nobody respects him. 52 00:01:51,068 --> 00:01:52,904 You see, Marta, I have been interested 53 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,780 in you since the first day that we met. 54 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:58,242 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 55 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,620 It doesn't matter. 56 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:04,206 We live by a code, you and l... to honor family. 57 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:06,625 Yes. That's one of the things that attracted 58 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,961 me to you... your sense of right and wrong. 59 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,171 I also like your hair and 60 00:02:10,254 --> 00:02:11,338 your face and your breasts. 61 00:02:11,422 --> 00:02:13,090 You're so unlike your brother. 62 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,175 - Oh, thank you 63 00:02:14,258 --> 00:02:16,427 - Gob is like the cock of the 64 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,554 walk. But not you. - You are so kind. 65 00:02:18,637 --> 00:02:21,098 You're sensitive, like a woman. 66 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,224 - That's enough 67 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,518 We do have to do the right thing. 68 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:26,729 - And being together is the 69 00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:28,898 wrong thing. - Very, very... 70 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:30,858 wrong. 71 00:02:38,574 --> 00:02:41,160 ?? { Gob Singing] 72 00:02:49,126 --> 00:02:50,127 Is that Gob? 73 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:52,212 - He likes to make love to this 74 00:02:52,212 --> 00:02:55,549 - I'm gonna turn this off. - Please. 75 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,845 Oh! 76 00:02:59,928 --> 00:03:01,054 Gob's wand. 77 00:03:01,138 --> 00:03:03,807 - Oh, this... this is so wrong 78 00:03:03,932 --> 00:03:05,851 - Yes. - No, no, no. 79 00:03:05,934 --> 00:03:07,728 Not-Not-Not... Not... Not hot wrong. 80 00:03:07,811 --> 00:03:10,355 - You know, regular wrong. I gotta 81 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:12,900 tell Gob. - No, I have to tell him. 82 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:15,027 Yes, but you speak a little slowly, and I 83 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:17,070 really want to get this thing moving along. 84 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:18,780 So, listen, you do the noble thing, and 85 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:20,615 you tell him that you've met somebody else. 86 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:22,200 I'm gonna do the noble 87 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:23,744 thing and tell him that it's me. 88 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:25,620 While I'm doing my noble thing you could put 89 00:03:25,704 --> 00:03:27,539 those photos in a box, get rid of the wand... 90 00:03:27,581 --> 00:03:30,500 and we can do the wrong thing the right way. 91 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:32,085 [Narrator] And Maeby was getting 92 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:33,712 tired ofher parents'constant fighting. 93 00:03:33,754 --> 00:03:35,380 [Lindsay] I'm saying every time 94 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:37,466 something starts to go well for you, you blow it. 95 00:03:37,507 --> 00:03:38,758 [Tobias] Nothing has ever gone 96 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:40,177 well for me, and you know that.! 97 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:43,805 That's my point, you handsome cowboy, you. 98 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:46,808 Oh, great. And now you're mocking me, 99 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:49,728 you selfish, country-music-loving lady. 100 00:03:49,811 --> 00:03:51,688 Hello, Maeby. 101 00:03:51,771 --> 00:03:53,398 Nice cover. Why don't you two just get a 102 00:03:53,481 --> 00:03:55,066 divorce and save us all a lot of grief? 103 00:03:55,108 --> 00:03:57,360 [Narrator] The night before, Tobias and 104 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:59,612 Lindsay had chosen to sleep in separate rooms... 105 00:03:59,696 --> 00:04:01,364 and Tobias had dropped an 106 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:03,033 intriguing bit of information. 107 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:04,617 And then, of course, we couldn't 108 00:04:04,701 --> 00:04:06,411 conceive, so there was that famous ordeal. 109 00:04:06,453 --> 00:04:07,787 - What do you mean, you couldn't 110 00:04:07,871 --> 00:04:09,748 conceive? Was Maeby adopted? - [Phone Ringing] 111 00:04:09,789 --> 00:04:11,374 Is she not really related to 112 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:12,876 me? Is she just some girl I know? 113 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:14,335 - [Narrator] George Michael never 114 00:04:14,419 --> 00:04:15,879 got an answer. - It's Carl Weathers. 115 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,338 So he set about doing some 116 00:04:17,380 --> 00:04:18,715 investigating on his own. 117 00:04:18,798 --> 00:04:20,675 - Hey, have you ever seen any pictures of your 118 00:04:20,758 --> 00:04:21,759 mom pregnant? 119 00:04:21,843 --> 00:04:23,136 - Don't talk to me about my mom 120 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:25,388 She's crazy. Both of them are. 121 00:04:25,471 --> 00:04:26,973 - Sometimes I wish we weren't even 122 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:28,057 related. 123 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:29,475 - Hey, you know, maybe we're not 124 00:04:29,559 --> 00:04:31,269 Because, I mean, when you think about it, 125 00:04:31,352 --> 00:04:33,062 we don't even really look like each other. 126 00:04:33,146 --> 00:04:35,857 No, I was talking about my parents. 127 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,359 God, what's wrong with this family? 128 00:04:38,443 --> 00:04:41,029 Maybe we're not a family. 129 00:04:41,112 --> 00:04:44,365 And maybe that's very, very right. We... 130 00:04:44,449 --> 00:04:46,826 Uncle Gob. Hey, uh, was 131 00:04:46,909 --> 00:04:49,162 Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? 132 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,664 - Oh, yeah. Dozens of times. Hey, is 133 00:04:51,747 --> 00:04:54,041 your dad around, or... - [Door Shuts] 134 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:57,628 - Hey, Gob. Marta call? - She sure has... 135 00:04:57,712 --> 00:05:00,506 four times, but I didn't take the calls. 136 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:02,675 Oh, no? Why not? 137 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:05,011 - Because of you. You said to 138 00:05:05,094 --> 00:05:07,263 lay low. And it's working. - Great. 139 00:05:07,346 --> 00:05:09,140 Tell you what, you may not be good with 140 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:10,224 women, but you are great 141 00:05:10,308 --> 00:05:11,350 with other people's women. 142 00:05:11,434 --> 00:05:13,019 - I'll give you that. - { Chuckles] No! 143 00:05:13,102 --> 00:05:14,687 Listen, Gob, you can't just ignore her. 144 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:15,980 Maybe you should talk to 145 00:05:16,063 --> 00:05:17,189 her. She is your girlfriend. 146 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,817 Exactly. And I want to keep it that way. 147 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,236 For all I know, she's calling to break up with 148 00:05:22,319 --> 00:05:23,404 me. I don't answer the 149 00:05:23,487 --> 00:05:24,572 phone, that doesn't happen. 150 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:27,074 And it's all because of you, 151 00:05:27,158 --> 00:05:29,493 fratello. That's Italian for brother. 152 00:05:29,577 --> 00:05:32,329 Now all I gotta do is find this Hermano guy. 153 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,832 - I'm gonna kill him. - [Buster] Hey, Brother. 154 00:05:34,915 --> 00:05:36,458 - [Michael] Hey, Busty. - Hey, Brother. 155 00:05:36,542 --> 00:05:37,668 - Hey, Buster. - Gob, 156 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:38,919 there's no need for violence. 157 00:05:39,003 --> 00:05:41,130 There never is. I'd like to think 158 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:43,340 that we're all intelligent, mature... 159 00:05:43,424 --> 00:05:46,093 adults that can settle their differences... 160 00:05:46,176 --> 00:05:49,013 whenever they might come to light, through words. 161 00:05:49,096 --> 00:05:51,348 Yeah, well, I let my fists do the talking. 162 00:05:51,432 --> 00:05:52,808 Not this one, 'cause obviously, I 163 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:54,309 need it for coin tricks and stuff. 164 00:05:54,393 --> 00:05:55,894 - But this one, I let it speak for 165 00:05:55,978 --> 00:05:57,479 both of them. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 166 00:05:57,563 --> 00:05:59,398 Mom always taught us to curl up in a 167 00:05:59,481 --> 00:06:01,233 ball and remain motionless when confronted. 168 00:06:01,316 --> 00:06:02,651 That's what I did in high school 169 00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:04,027 when I almost got into a fight. 170 00:06:04,111 --> 00:06:05,863 - I think that was about being 171 00:06:05,946 --> 00:06:07,573 attacked by bears. - Yeah, I know. 172 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:10,033 Hey, rich kid. Gimme your lunch money. 173 00:06:12,536 --> 00:06:14,580 But sometimes I wonder what it 174 00:06:14,621 --> 00:06:16,540 would be like to get into a fight today. 175 00:06:16,665 --> 00:06:18,166 You'd be a much bigger ball. 176 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,251 - There i 177 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:21,253 so much in life that I have not experienced. 178 00:06:21,336 --> 00:06:23,046 And now that I'm away from Mom, I 179 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:24,840 feel like this is my chance to live. 180 00:06:24,923 --> 00:06:26,967 I want to dance. I want to make love to a 181 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:29,052 woman. I want to get a checking account. 182 00:06:29,136 --> 00:06:30,637 { Laughs] I want to know what it 183 00:06:30,721 --> 00:06:32,180 feels like to get my face socked in. 184 00:06:32,264 --> 00:06:33,515 - [Phone Rings] - Michael, 185 00:06:33,598 --> 00:06:35,058 don't get that! That could be Marta! 186 00:06:35,142 --> 00:06:38,353 - What? Oop! Too late. Hello? - { Beeps] 187 00:06:38,437 --> 00:06:40,689 - Michael? - Oh, hi, Mom. 188 00:06:40,772 --> 00:06:42,440 - { Buster] I'm not here. - Is that 189 00:06:42,524 --> 00:06:44,067 Buster? Tell him I'm fine without him. 190 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:45,861 Why haven't you called me back? I'm 191 00:06:45,944 --> 00:06:47,571 worried about your father's hearing. 192 00:06:47,654 --> 00:06:49,155 Mom, listen, it's gonna be fine. I'm 193 00:06:49,239 --> 00:06:50,699 on it, okay? I'm taking care of it. 194 00:06:50,782 --> 00:06:52,701 - I'll be there first thing Friday 195 00:06:52,784 --> 00:06:54,578 morning. - It's tomorrow at 4:30. 196 00:06:54,661 --> 00:06:56,621 - Oh. I should write that down. 197 00:06:56,705 --> 00:06:58,581 - Where is your head, Michael? 198 00:06:58,665 --> 00:06:59,791 Everything's gonna be fine. 199 00:06:59,874 --> 00:07:01,042 They just read the charges... 200 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:02,252 and we look like a loving 201 00:07:02,335 --> 00:07:03,545 family for, like, six minutes. 202 00:07:03,628 --> 00:07:04,629 Ten minutes. 203 00:07:04,713 --> 00:07:06,715 - We couldn't get that down, huh 204 00:07:06,798 --> 00:07:08,425 [Narrator] George Michael, 205 00:07:08,508 --> 00:07:10,051 meanwhile, went to speak with Tobias. 206 00:07:10,135 --> 00:07:11,511 - This was just faxed to 207 00:07:11,594 --> 00:07:12,929 you. - Oh, great! The rewrite. 208 00:07:13,012 --> 00:07:15,140 Let's see if they've beefed up my part. 209 00:07:15,223 --> 00:07:17,392 I got three lines! 210 00:07:17,475 --> 00:07:19,853 So, uh, I've been thinking about that, uh... 211 00:07:19,936 --> 00:07:21,062 that conversation we were 212 00:07:21,146 --> 00:07:22,188 having the other night... 213 00:07:22,272 --> 00:07:24,774 about, uh, where Maeby came from, and, uh... 214 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,150 I was just wondering if you 215 00:07:26,234 --> 00:07:27,527 could finish that thought. 216 00:07:27,610 --> 00:07:30,113 Yes, okay. Uh, well, have a seat. 217 00:07:30,196 --> 00:07:32,115 Uh... 218 00:07:32,782 --> 00:07:34,742 Um... 219 00:07:36,286 --> 00:07:38,871 When a man... 220 00:07:38,955 --> 00:07:44,502 needs to prove to a woman that he's actually... 221 00:07:44,585 --> 00:07:46,713 When a man loves a woman... 222 00:07:46,796 --> 00:07:51,217 and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her... 223 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,470 something very, very special happens. 224 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:57,932 And, uh, with deep, deep concentration... 225 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:00,184 - And-and great focus, he's often 226 00:08:00,268 --> 00:08:02,353 able to achieve an erec... - I'm sorry. 227 00:08:02,478 --> 00:08:04,856 I'm gonna stop you. I know where you're running. 228 00:08:04,939 --> 00:08:07,191 l-I didn't mean babies in general. 229 00:08:07,316 --> 00:08:10,152 Oh, well, that's good, 'cause it 230 00:08:10,236 --> 00:08:13,030 was about to get a little, ick, gross. 231 00:08:13,155 --> 00:08:14,949 - Yeah. No, I meant specifically 232 00:08:15,032 --> 00:08:16,742 with Maeby. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 233 00:08:16,826 --> 00:08:18,744 - This isn't right. - I know. You're right. 234 00:08:18,828 --> 00:08:19,912 - I'm sorry. - No, no. It 235 00:08:19,996 --> 00:08:21,038 says it's a shower scene. 236 00:08:21,163 --> 00:08:22,873 I'm not supposed to be in a 237 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:24,625 shower scene. It has nudity. 238 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,710 [Narrator] Tobias was a never-nude, 239 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:28,712 which is exactly what it sounds like. 240 00:08:28,838 --> 00:08:30,756 I don't do nudity. It says 241 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,675 that right on my résumé. Okay? 242 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:35,261 What... What do you think I wear these for? 243 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:37,763 I was never actually clear on that. 244 00:08:37,888 --> 00:08:40,891 So, you're, uh... you're not with Marta anymore? 245 00:08:41,016 --> 00:08:43,310 Well, my plan is to get her wanting me 246 00:08:43,394 --> 00:08:45,646 but bad, and then I spring it on her. 247 00:08:45,771 --> 00:08:47,564 I know you've been cheating on me, and 248 00:08:47,648 --> 00:08:49,358 you just cost yourself one fine man... 249 00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:51,860 - And one fine CD of him singing "Love is 250 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:54,154 in the Air." - Well, I would never, uh... 251 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:57,366 do this while you were still going out, but, uh... 252 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,076 if you're done with her, 253 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,703 I'd sure like a crack at her. 254 00:09:00,828 --> 00:09:02,413 { Chuckling] Right, right. That 255 00:09:02,496 --> 00:09:03,914 sounds great. Go for it, buddy. 256 00:09:04,039 --> 00:09:05,541 But you know that she's kind 257 00:09:05,582 --> 00:09:06,959 of used to being with me, right? 258 00:09:07,084 --> 00:09:09,128 So, it'd be sort of like 259 00:09:09,211 --> 00:09:11,130 going from prime rib to... 260 00:09:11,255 --> 00:09:14,550 I don't know... weird brother of prime rib. 261 00:09:14,675 --> 00:09:16,009 Do you even know her? 262 00:09:16,093 --> 00:09:17,636 - I met her. I fell for her 263 00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:20,556 I've been watching her program, El Amor 264 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:23,392 Prohibido... The Love That Is Forbidden. 265 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:25,811 She is the love that's forbidden. 266 00:09:25,894 --> 00:09:28,188 The love of my hermano. 267 00:09:28,272 --> 00:09:30,983 Wait a second. What? You know Hermano? 268 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:33,694 "Hermano" is brother in 269 00:09:33,777 --> 00:09:36,279 Spanish. As in, "Hey, hermano." 270 00:09:36,405 --> 00:09:38,865 - Huh. - Brother? 271 00:09:38,949 --> 00:09:41,952 - Hermano means brother? - Yeah. 272 00:09:42,077 --> 00:09:44,329 Well, sounds like hermano is 273 00:09:44,412 --> 00:09:46,581 about to get his ass kicked. 274 00:09:46,706 --> 00:09:49,501 Well, this is what I said I wanted. 275 00:09:49,584 --> 00:09:52,379 So, all right. Let's get it 276 00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:55,131 over with. Huh! { Clears Throat] 277 00:09:59,928 --> 00:10:02,305 Uh, so, are you gonna hit me? 278 00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:04,557 No, I'm not gonna hit you. You're not 279 00:10:04,641 --> 00:10:06,643 the brother Marta's cheating on me with. 280 00:10:06,726 --> 00:10:08,520 - Oh. Oh, who is? - How the 281 00:10:08,603 --> 00:10:10,313 hell should I know, Buster? 282 00:10:10,438 --> 00:10:12,357 You know, there is a guy who 283 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,275 plays her older brother on her show. 284 00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:16,694 I think his name is Tio. 285 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,780 Tio. 286 00:10:18,905 --> 00:10:20,865 Well, sounds like someone 287 00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:22,867 who you think's name is Tio... 288 00:10:22,951 --> 00:10:25,453 is about to get his ass kicked. 289 00:10:25,578 --> 00:10:28,790 Thanks for the tip, Buster. 290 00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:30,875 All right, Mom. I'll be sure to tell 291 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,919 Buster. Right. Bye. Mom wanted me to tell you... 292 00:10:33,002 --> 00:10:34,379 that she doesn't care whether you 293 00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:35,922 live or die, but if you're not dead... 294 00:10:35,964 --> 00:10:37,298 she would like to see you at the 295 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,967 courthouse tomorrow in the blue sweater. 296 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,385 Damn! I hate the blue sweater. 297 00:10:40,468 --> 00:10:41,469 - Sh 298 00:10:41,552 --> 00:10:43,346 said it would look nice with the gray pants. 299 00:10:43,429 --> 00:10:45,932 - Damn it! She's right! - Where's Gob? 300 00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:47,934 - I think he's heading down to the 301 00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:49,811 set of Marta's soap opera. - What? 302 00:10:49,894 --> 00:10:51,396 Get this: She may be cheating on him 303 00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:52,939 with the guy who plays her brother. 304 00:10:53,022 --> 00:10:54,315 I mean, I still like her, but 305 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:55,858 we're gonna have to deal with this. 306 00:10:55,942 --> 00:10:57,360 - I gotta go stop him. - And 307 00:10:57,443 --> 00:10:58,861 I've got a blue sweater to steam. 308 00:10:58,945 --> 00:11:00,822 - Good luck. - Thanks. 309 00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:03,407 [Narrator] Gob raced to confront 310 00:11:03,491 --> 00:11:05,910 Tio, with Michael in hot pursuit. 311 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:08,955 George Michael, having failed to get the 312 00:11:09,038 --> 00:11:10,873 information he needed from anyone else... 313 00:11:10,998 --> 00:11:12,875 made the ultimate sacrifice and went 314 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:14,794 to the keeper of the family secrets. 315 00:11:14,877 --> 00:11:16,963 - So, uh, it's about Maeby. 316 00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:19,048 - Oh! That's a lost cause. 317 00:11:19,131 --> 00:11:21,968 But you get what you pay for, huh? 318 00:11:22,051 --> 00:11:23,052 - Yeah 319 00:11:23,135 --> 00:11:25,179 - Wait. What-What do you mean, 320 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:26,263 "pay"? 321 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:27,890 - Fertility tests, lab fees.. 322 00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:29,975 donors and implants. 323 00:11:30,059 --> 00:11:32,895 She's not real. She was made in a cup. 324 00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:35,189 Like soup... a hundred and 325 00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:37,441 thirty thousand dollar cup of soup. 326 00:11:37,525 --> 00:11:40,194 How do you like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone? 327 00:11:40,277 --> 00:11:41,946 All I know is it took an extra 328 00:11:42,029 --> 00:11:43,656 year before we could add a den. 329 00:11:43,739 --> 00:11:46,450 So are you saying we're not directly related? 330 00:11:46,534 --> 00:11:48,702 I'm saying she already spent 331 00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:50,829 her inheritance getting here. 332 00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:52,998 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, had finally 333 00:11:53,082 --> 00:11:55,084 shown up at the El Amor Prohibido set. 334 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:57,836 { Speaking Spanish] 335 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,089 Hey, guy. They tell me you're the 336 00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:02,257 actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. 337 00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:03,967 - ? Cómo? - Oh, you're 338 00:12:04,051 --> 00:12:05,594 gonna be in a coma, all right. 339 00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:07,179 [Narrator] Unfortunately, 340 00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:08,680 the actor who played Tio... 341 00:12:08,764 --> 00:12:10,891 had also starred in a Mexican film 342 00:12:10,974 --> 00:12:13,018 about the life of Oscar De La Hoya. 343 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:17,356 - { Michael] Gob. Hey, hey. - { Gasps] 344 00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:19,983 - You all right? - Where am I? Am I 345 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,528 in... two-thirds of a hospital room? 346 00:12:22,653 --> 00:12:25,113 Yeah, listen, um... 347 00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:29,993 { Sighs] It's me. 348 00:12:32,037 --> 00:12:37,125 I'm the guy that she likes. "Hermano" is brother. 349 00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:39,169 Me. 350 00:12:41,797 --> 00:12:43,507 - Well, if I'd known it was you, I 351 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,300 wouldn't have minded. - You wouldn't? 352 00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:48,595 Michael, you're a great guy. 353 00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:52,307 If you liked her, I would have said, "Go for it." 354 00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:56,895 I do kind of like her. 355 00:12:58,104 --> 00:13:00,649 Go for it. 356 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,112 Hi. 357 00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:08,990 My brother said we can do it. 358 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:11,743 That didn't come out as 359 00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:13,161 romantic as I'd hoped, but... 360 00:13:17,123 --> 00:13:20,835 ?? { Love Song] 361 00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:25,298 Everything is finally perfect. 362 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:26,424 - [Phone Ringing 363 00:13:26,508 --> 00:13:29,052 Oh, wait. You jinxed it. 364 00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:31,513 Don't worry. I'll turn it off. 365 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:34,224 Mm. It's just my mother. She's 366 00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:36,851 probably worried about my Dad's... hearing. 367 00:13:36,935 --> 00:13:39,979 Oh. With my Dad, it is the vision. 368 00:13:40,104 --> 00:13:41,689 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Tobias told 369 00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:43,274 Lindsay that he couldn't do the part. 370 00:13:43,358 --> 00:13:45,526 - It plays naked, okay? - Tobias, we're 371 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,654 gonna have to deal with this sometime. 372 00:13:47,779 --> 00:13:49,864 I understand you not wanting to do it on film... 373 00:13:49,989 --> 00:13:52,158 - But you can't even get undressed in 374 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,285 front of me. - It is not you, Lindsay. 375 00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,537 I can't get undressed alone. I 376 00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:58,623 can't get undressed by myself. 377 00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:00,500 I mean, this is a real affliction. I'm 378 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,376 sorry it's not recognized here in the states. 379 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,836 But I know for a fact that there 380 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,421 are two members of German Parliament. 381 00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:08,424 They're called "nein wohlstandig" nude. 382 00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:10,343 But they're German, so... They speak 383 00:14:10,426 --> 00:14:12,220 German, so they have a different... 384 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,805 Yeah, well, it's not normal, and 385 00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:17,266 ignoring it isn't gonna make it go away. 386 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:20,311 You've got nothing to be ashamed of. 387 00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:24,273 Please, please don't make fun. 388 00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:26,734 I'm not making fun. 389 00:14:30,196 --> 00:14:32,490 Look, how 'bout we do this together? 390 00:14:32,615 --> 00:14:34,158 You take off your shirt, 391 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,701 and I'll take off my jacket. 392 00:14:37,578 --> 00:14:39,455 You know, this family can be pretty 393 00:14:39,538 --> 00:14:41,373 screwed up sometimes. But the good news is... 394 00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:43,751 Actually, I used to think that, too, 395 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:46,128 but it's better than the alternative. 396 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,838 Well, have you explored all the 397 00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:48,923 alternatives? 'Cause I 398 00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:50,299 guess what I'm getting at is... 399 00:14:50,341 --> 00:14:52,635 No, but I'm glad I have this family, you know? 400 00:14:52,718 --> 00:14:54,428 'Cause I know I said some bad stuff, but 401 00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,305 it's much better here than it was in Boston. 402 00:14:56,347 --> 00:14:58,641 And I have a cousin here. So even if my 403 00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:00,935 parents do get divorced, I have you, right? 404 00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:02,895 [Narrator] George Michael realized 405 00:15:02,978 --> 00:15:04,772 that no matter how much it upset him... 406 00:15:04,855 --> 00:15:05,856 he didn't want to take 407 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,107 Maeby's family away from her. 408 00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:09,318 Yeah, you got us all right. 409 00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:12,654 Now all I need is a boyfriend. 410 00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:19,578 [Narrator] Lucille was left alone 411 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,580 with her oldest son at the courthouse. 412 00:15:21,705 --> 00:15:23,832 just you and me, huh? 413 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,084 God, why am I the only one who 414 00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:28,170 ever comes through in this family? 415 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,379 [Narrator] And George Sr. 416 00:15:29,421 --> 00:15:30,505 was led into the courtroom. 417 00:15:30,505 --> 00:15:32,674 Where the hell is everybody? 418 00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:33,842 - I'm here, Dad 419 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,844 I can't believe no one showed up. I 420 00:15:35,928 --> 00:15:37,679 don't know. Maybe it's for the best. 421 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,514 Maybe I should just stay in 422 00:15:39,598 --> 00:15:41,183 prison so my family can be free. 423 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:43,060 - Look, you're my husband, and you 424 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,895 belong back at home with me. - Wow. 425 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,898 - You really love me. - Call it what you want. 426 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,484 I'm tired of paying Lupe to clean one dish. 427 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:52,652 [Barry] I'm sorry, sorry. I'm so 428 00:15:52,736 --> 00:15:54,738 late. [Pants] I had another hearing. 429 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,616 Here's the good news: I think I'm 430 00:15:57,699 --> 00:16:00,368 gonna get off, huh? I have a good lawyer. 431 00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:03,747 { Smacks Kiss] You look great in red. Okay. 432 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,918 "Anyhoo," what are we 433 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,045 doing here? What's the plan? 434 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,881 The plan? You're our lawyer. 435 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,383 It's a figure of speech. You're gonna be fine. 436 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,096 Oh, for God's sake. He's on his own 437 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,265 for two days, and he joins a gang. 438 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,726 These guys? Oh, I've got them for the afternoon. 439 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,478 Besides, they're the only thing I 440 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,104 have left to live for in this world. 441 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,315 Oh, stop being so 442 00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,484 dramatic. You know where I live. 443 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:33,902 I wasn't talking about you, 444 00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:35,278 Mom. I was talking about Marta. 445 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,198 Excuse me. 446 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:40,867 You were serious? 'Cause I got news for 447 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:43,536 you, pal. Marta's been interested in Michael. 448 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:48,082 That's right... dull, nothing-going-on-upstairs... 449 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,462 - Michael. - Yeah, I know. 450 00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:53,921 - I saw them making out at 451 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:55,298 her front door. - What? When? 452 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,550 just now. Huh! 453 00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,218 The stuff I've got to work out 454 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,720 with Marta just keeps piling up. 455 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,848 - Unbelievable. - All rise. 456 00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:05,933 This court is now in session, the 457 00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:07,935 Honorable Lionel Ping presiding. 458 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,730 - Oh! We've got Ping. - I want to remind you... 459 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,565 that there are no cameras 460 00:17:12,648 --> 00:17:14,275 allowed in my courtroom. 461 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,110 Conspiracy, 462 00:17:16,194 --> 00:17:17,820 racketeering, evidence tampering... 463 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,532 fraud, theft, grand theft, petty theft... 464 00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:23,367 - { Barry] Wow. l-I did not get 465 00:17:23,451 --> 00:17:25,077 that page. - resisting arrest... 466 00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:26,162 Michael. 467 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,705 - resisting arrest at the scene 468 00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,082 - How dare you! - Now, come on. You 469 00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:32,418 said it was okay. And nothing happened! 470 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:33,502 Oh, did I? 471 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,254 - Take it easy. - [Gavel Raps 472 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,298 - [Judge Ping] Order.! - Is that my belt? 473 00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:39,759 - Well, so what? Get your hands 474 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:42,094 off me.! - What is your problem? 475 00:17:42,178 --> 00:17:44,680 { Overlapping Shouts, Chatter] 476 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,224 { Lucille] What are you doing? What's 477 00:17:47,308 --> 00:17:49,768 the matter with you? Get off him! George! 478 00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:51,145 [Narrator] George Sr., 479 00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:52,605 having never heard his charges... 480 00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:54,273 listed consecutively in one sitting, 481 00:17:54,356 --> 00:17:55,900 panicked and ran with great intensity. 482 00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,985 Michael and Gob continued their 483 00:17:58,068 --> 00:17:59,945 fight onto the courthouse steps. 484 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,071 { Lucille] Stop it before 485 00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:02,323 someone gets hit in the face! 486 00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,825 Buster realized this was his 487 00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:07,244 opportunity to fulfill a longtime fantasy. 488 00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:10,706 - { Growling] - Oh, for God's sake! Barry! 489 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:12,708 [Narrator] Barry, too, felt overwhelmed by 490 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,668 the charges leveled against his client... 491 00:18:14,752 --> 00:18:16,336 - And also took flight. - What are you 492 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,297 doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 493 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,965 - And also took flight. - What are you 494 00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:21,925 doing? They'll add ten years to your sentence. 495 00:18:22,009 --> 00:18:24,178 They'll never catch me! 496 00:18:24,261 --> 00:18:28,182 Oh, good. We better get you back in your cell. 497 00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:32,186 It's gettin' kind of crazy out there. 498 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,563 [Narrator] Back at the model home, things 499 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,857 were heating up for Lindsay and Tobias as well. 500 00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:39,109 - [Tobias] I can't, I can't, I can't, 501 00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:41,361 I can't. - [Lindsay] For me, Tobias. 502 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:43,405 That too. 503 00:18:46,783 --> 00:18:51,788 - You did it. - Now what? 504 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,457 - Now this. - [Narrator] And 505 00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,958 for the first time in years... 506 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,419 Lindsay and Tobias became intimate. 507 00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:59,045 The brothers'fight, 508 00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:00,630 meanwhile, continued into the park... 509 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,175 with Buster still hoping to take a punch. 510 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,719 - { Gob] I'll kill you! - { Buster] Oh, God! 511 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,095 - Go, go, go, go! - [Narrator] 512 00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:08,597 Lucille had decided that perhaps... 513 00:19:08,597 --> 00:19:11,308 she was better off without any of them. 514 00:19:11,391 --> 00:19:14,185 - Me! Me, me, me! - Buster, get out of the way! 515 00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:15,645 { Buster] Hit me in the face! Hit 516 00:19:15,729 --> 00:19:17,188 me in the face! Hit me in the face! 517 00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:18,773 Please.! Hit me in the face.! 518 00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,858 - No! Buster 519 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,319 - Aah! Buster! - [Narrator] While Marta... 520 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,321 who'd been told the hearing would 521 00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,281 last 10 minutes, got tired of waiting. 522 00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,742 Hey! Hey! 523 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:31,453 - Marta. - Marta. 524 00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:33,705 What is wrong with you? I thought you 525 00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:35,874 were good people. I thought you were noble. 526 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,375 I thought you cared about 527 00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:38,877 family, but you clearly don't. 528 00:19:40,462 --> 00:19:44,299 l-It's over. Both of you. It's over. 529 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:46,426 Wait, wait. What about, what about me? 530 00:19:46,509 --> 00:19:48,928 I'm sorry. I'm not totally sure who you are. 531 00:19:50,054 --> 00:19:52,432 Wow! Wow. 532 00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:53,766 That's what it feels like 533 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,018 to get punched in the face. 534 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,687 - Can you believe that? - 535 00:19:57,770 --> 00:20:00,189 Yeah, lecturing us about family. 536 00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:03,318 I mean, who needs that? 537 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,653 And what are we doing? Hey, we're brothers. 538 00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:08,156 - That's gotta count for 539 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,533 something. - That counts for everything. 540 00:20:10,658 --> 00:20:12,785 - I'm not gonna throw it away over some 541 00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:13,870 woman. 542 00:20:13,953 --> 00:20:15,580 - Heh! Especially not my woman 543 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,832 - Hmm? - But you're right, you're 544 00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:19,959 right. I mean, this is what's real. 545 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:22,503 - This is what lasts. Everything else is 546 00:20:22,587 --> 00:20:24,964 just petty. - Yeah, totally beneath us. 547 00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:26,507 - Yeah. - And by the way, I don't 548 00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:28,050 know how you call her your woman... 549 00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:30,469 when she clearly prefers me, and she 550 00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:32,847 was all prepared to be my girlfriend... 551 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:34,181 Calling me her boyfriend... 552 00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:35,266 - Wait 553 00:20:35,349 --> 00:20:36,976 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey! 554 00:20:37,059 --> 00:20:38,728 - Hang on one second. - This is all moot, 555 00:20:38,811 --> 00:20:40,521 because she never got a chance to know me. 556 00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:43,441 Now, will someone please have the 557 00:20:43,524 --> 00:20:46,318 decency to punch me in the face? 558 00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:51,407 Aah! 559 00:20:52,616 --> 00:20:55,161 - Well, it's effective. - Yeah, it really is. 560 00:20:56,454 --> 00:20:58,664 On the next Arrested Development. 561 00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:00,374 Tobias quietly overcompensates. 562 00:21:00,457 --> 00:21:01,458 - { Yawning 563 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,879 Please tell me there's some coffee left. 564 00:21:04,962 --> 00:21:07,881 { Groans] Give me some. 565 00:21:07,965 --> 00:21:11,510 I slept very well last night. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net