1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,149 - [Man Narrating] It was 7 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:25,525 Michael's sister's anniversary. 8 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,610 - Hi 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,986 He'd convinced his mother 10 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,321 to throw a party for her. 11 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,281 Lindsay, how's this for an anniversary cake? 12 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,325 Anniversary? You asked me to 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,327 throw a Valentine's Day party. 14 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,621 - Did I? - You tricked me. 15 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,289 I deceived you, Mom. Tricked makes it 16 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,082 sound like we have a playful relationship. 17 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:44,544 Touché. Lupe, untie the balloons! 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,590 Michael, all alone on Valentine's Day? 19 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,675 How's that possible? 20 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,677 You seem like such a romantic to me. 21 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,804 l- l-I can just see you showing 22 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,890 up on some lucky girl's porch... 23 00:00:56,973 --> 00:01:00,060 in a tuxedo with a bottle of champagne. 24 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,145 Yeah. Well, if I show up with all that stuff... 25 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,480 I could probably just get away 26 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,939 with shorts and a T-shirt, right? 27 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:06,900 Which is good 'cause I don't even have a tuxedo. 28 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,485 So you're saying there's no 29 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:09,903 one you're even interested in? 30 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,154 [Narrator] In fact, Michael 31 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,530 had become enamored of Marta... 32 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,115 when Gob was having second 33 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:15,658 thoughts about the relationship. 34 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,243 - I've made a huge mistake. - 35 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,745 But when Gob recommitted to her... 36 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,663 - I've made a huge mistake. - Michael 37 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,582 decided to do the noble thing and let her go. 38 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,834 There was somebody for a while, but 39 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:27,045 it was too much of a brother... bother. 40 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:35,970 That can't feel good. 41 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:37,263 It's fine. I'm over it. 42 00:01:37,346 --> 00:01:38,514 I'm okay by myself, you know? 43 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,016 I really just want to 44 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:41,434 focus on my family's happiness. 45 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,019 That's why I threw this 46 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:44,437 party. I mean, 14 years, huh? 47 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,439 You've got to be doing somethin' right. 48 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:47,899 Well, if you call not filing 49 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:49,192 for divorce "something right." 50 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,318 - But I guess we keep it 51 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:51,611 interesting. - Where's Tobias? 52 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,862 He's on the balcony having 53 00:01:52,945 --> 00:01:54,155 margaritas with Carl Weathers. 54 00:01:54,238 --> 00:01:56,240 [Narrator] Tobias had recently hired 55 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,200 actor Carl Weathers as a drama coach. 56 00:01:58,284 --> 00:01:59,410 Do you see me more as the 57 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:00,578 respected dramatic actor... 58 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,705 or more the beloved comic actor? 59 00:02:02,788 --> 00:02:04,248 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's 60 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,750 still plenty of meat on that bone. 61 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,376 You take this home, throw it in a 62 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,961 pot. Add some broth, a potato... 63 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:11,547 Baby, you got a stew goin'. 64 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,174 Yes, that's fine. But I would like 65 00:02:13,257 --> 00:02:14,717 to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. 66 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:17,136 I did give you my last $1,100. 67 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:20,181 Let me tell you a little story about acting. 68 00:02:20,222 --> 00:02:21,932 I was doing this Showtime 69 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,601 movie, Hot Ice, with Anne Archer. 70 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:26,061 Never once touched my per diem. 71 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,938 I go to craft service, get some 72 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,690 raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup... 73 00:02:29,815 --> 00:02:32,318 { Chuckles] Baby, I had a stew goin'. 74 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,696 I think I'd like my money back. 75 00:02:40,784 --> 00:02:42,870 [Narrator] Like his father, George 76 00:02:42,953 --> 00:02:44,997 Michael had been nursing an impossible crush. 77 00:02:45,122 --> 00:02:46,999 It was on his cousin, Maeby. 78 00:02:47,124 --> 00:02:49,084 And with no one to talk to, he was 79 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:51,045 looking for some kind of direction. 80 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,756 just give me a sign. 81 00:02:55,507 --> 00:02:59,261 { Chuckles] First one's obvious. Okay. 82 00:03:00,512 --> 00:03:02,973 [Narrator] He continued to look for a sign. 83 00:03:03,098 --> 00:03:05,934 - Until finally... - "Maybe tonight." 84 00:03:06,059 --> 00:03:08,020 { Chuckling] What are the chances? 85 00:03:08,145 --> 00:03:09,730 [Narrator] Actually, "Maybe 86 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:11,565 Tonight" was a very popular candy slogan... 87 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:13,525 and the chances were one in eight. 88 00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:15,068 - What are you doin'? - Just tryin' 89 00:03:15,152 --> 00:03:16,570 to throw stuff at my dad's head... 90 00:03:16,653 --> 00:03:18,322 But the wind keeps taking it. 91 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:19,406 - Oh, cool 92 00:03:19,489 --> 00:03:21,366 So, I, uh... I found this. 93 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:22,993 I thought it was like a 94 00:03:23,076 --> 00:03:24,161 one-in-a-million thing. It 95 00:03:24,244 --> 00:03:25,287 just made me think of you. 96 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:26,621 Oh, perfect. 97 00:03:26,705 --> 00:03:29,458 - Trying to make my relation.. 98 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,710 - I saw that. - [Narrator] And Lucille... 99 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:33,086 found a way to force a wedge 100 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:34,463 into her son's relationship. 101 00:03:34,546 --> 00:03:37,632 Lucille, guess who's coming to dinner? 102 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:41,178 I've invited Carl to dine with us next Tuesday. 103 00:03:41,261 --> 00:03:43,471 Mother, you know I have class on Tuesday. 104 00:03:43,555 --> 00:03:47,350 Oh, how silly of me. 105 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,102 Well, then perhaps the two 106 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,729 of you can have dinner alone. 107 00:03:50,812 --> 00:03:52,606 Oh, well, I never say no to 108 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,482 dinner, with a beautiful lady that is. 109 00:03:54,566 --> 00:03:57,777 - Do you like ham? - No. I love it. 110 00:03:57,861 --> 00:04:00,655 { Laughing] 111 00:04:01,072 --> 00:04:02,323 [Narrator] And the family 112 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:03,742 gathered to watch a videotape... 113 00:04:03,825 --> 00:04:05,493 George Sr. had sent Lindsay 114 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:07,120 and Tobias for their anniversary. 115 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,039 Hello, I'm George Bluth... 116 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:12,625 and for the next 45 minutes... 117 00:04:12,709 --> 00:04:15,128 let me take you on a journey... 118 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:16,796 Good grief. He sent us 119 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,339 one of his idiot videotapes. 120 00:04:18,464 --> 00:04:20,091 - [George] First this... - { Announcer] 121 00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:21,718 You've seen George Bluth on videotape. 122 00:04:21,759 --> 00:04:24,762 You have got to learn to be alone. 123 00:04:24,846 --> 00:04:28,349 I cheated and I lied. And I whored around. 124 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:31,561 Caged Wisdom changed my life. 125 00:04:31,644 --> 00:04:33,354 { Announcer] Now is your chance to own the 126 00:04:33,438 --> 00:04:35,189 entire George Bluth Caged Wisdom library... 127 00:04:35,231 --> 00:04:37,150 for only four payments of 19.95. 128 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,484 - This was supposed to be 129 00:04:38,568 --> 00:04:39,777 my anniversary toast. - Yeah. 130 00:04:39,861 --> 00:04:41,404 And this was supposed to 131 00:04:41,487 --> 00:04:42,905 be my Valentine's Day party. 132 00:04:42,989 --> 00:04:44,907 Speaking of which... 133 00:04:44,991 --> 00:04:47,034 Lupe, where are those balloons? 134 00:04:47,118 --> 00:04:49,203 [Lupe] You want balloons? 135 00:04:50,788 --> 00:04:53,624 Speech, speech, speech... 136 00:04:53,749 --> 00:04:55,835 {Joining In] Speech, 137 00:04:55,918 --> 00:04:57,879 speech, speech, speech, speech... 138 00:04:58,004 --> 00:05:00,965 speech, speech, speech speech... 139 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:02,174 - Come on, speech. - 140 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,634 Speech, speech, speech, speech... 141 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:05,344 [Narrator] The family continued to 142 00:05:05,428 --> 00:05:07,096 chant, "Speech, speech, speech'... 143 00:05:07,179 --> 00:05:09,473 for no one in particular. 144 00:05:09,557 --> 00:05:11,809 - Speech, speech... - All right. 145 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:13,769 Speech. 146 00:05:16,147 --> 00:05:17,356 After all that, I was kinda 147 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,899 hoping somebody would make a speech. 148 00:05:18,941 --> 00:05:20,609 - Speech, speech, speech... - All right, 149 00:05:20,693 --> 00:05:22,361 all right, all right. I'll say something. 150 00:05:22,403 --> 00:05:23,696 - Typical. - We've all had 151 00:05:23,779 --> 00:05:24,989 a tough couple of months. 152 00:05:25,072 --> 00:05:26,365 I think we're all really 153 00:05:26,449 --> 00:05:27,658 figuring out who we are... 154 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,618 and what we really need in life. 155 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:32,371 And that can be painful. 156 00:05:32,454 --> 00:05:34,331 However, you can't really heal yourself 157 00:05:34,415 --> 00:05:36,166 until you stop living a lie, you know. 158 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,210 But, uh, l-I promise that we're all 159 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,129 gonna be a lot happier in the long run. 160 00:05:40,212 --> 00:05:42,381 So, on a very unusual Valentine's Day... 161 00:05:42,464 --> 00:05:46,969 cheers to Mom and Dad, to Buster and Lucille... 162 00:05:47,052 --> 00:05:48,304 - { Chuckling] Don't forget my 163 00:05:48,345 --> 00:05:49,722 girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 164 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:51,015 - { Chuckling] Don't forget my 165 00:05:51,098 --> 00:05:52,474 girlfriend. - That's who I meant. 166 00:05:52,474 --> 00:05:56,019 To Lindsay and Tobias, to George Michael and... 167 00:05:56,103 --> 00:05:57,479 I almost said George 168 00:05:57,563 --> 00:05:58,897 Michael and Maeby. { Chuckles] 169 00:05:58,981 --> 00:06:02,151 - Oh. { Laughing] - Um, to Gob and Marta. 170 00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:04,403 - Mmm. - To love and happiness. 171 00:06:04,486 --> 00:06:07,281 I love you all, Marta. 172 00:06:07,364 --> 00:06:08,657 [Narrator] And Marta 173 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:10,200 realized it was Michael, not Gob... 174 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,743 who had everything she had 175 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,287 been looking for in a man. 176 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:16,039 I made a huge mistake. 177 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:20,460 I was thinking about that toast 178 00:06:20,544 --> 00:06:22,129 you gave at my anniversary party. 179 00:06:22,254 --> 00:06:24,715 So, I want to get a divorce. 180 00:06:24,798 --> 00:06:25,799 - What 181 00:06:25,882 --> 00:06:27,509 Do you think I should use our attorney, 182 00:06:27,592 --> 00:06:29,261 Barry, or just kind of bolt in the night? 183 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:31,221 I'm leaning toward bolt in the night, but... 184 00:06:31,304 --> 00:06:32,681 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lindsay, I 185 00:06:32,764 --> 00:06:34,349 wasn't talking about getting a divorce. 186 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:37,018 Oh, Michael. [Sighs] It's time. 187 00:06:37,102 --> 00:06:38,645 The man's psychologically 188 00:06:38,728 --> 00:06:40,480 incapable of taking all of his clothes off. 189 00:06:40,564 --> 00:06:43,942 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias was a never-nude. 190 00:06:44,025 --> 00:06:45,652 As of yet, the D.S.M. - IV has 191 00:06:45,735 --> 00:06:47,279 not acknowledged the affliction. 192 00:06:47,362 --> 00:06:50,407 I don't know, Lindsay. I mean, who am I to judge? 193 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:52,409 On the other hand, I am doing it anyway... 194 00:06:52,492 --> 00:06:54,494 so let me suggest before you talk 195 00:06:54,578 --> 00:06:56,496 divorce, at least consider a separation. 196 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,039 You know, you do have a kid. 197 00:06:58,123 --> 00:06:59,124 - I know 198 00:06:59,207 --> 00:07:00,500 I was gonna take her with me in 199 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,002 the night. She's part of the bolt. 200 00:07:02,085 --> 00:07:04,004 Lindsay. 201 00:07:04,087 --> 00:07:05,588 All right. I'll think about it. 202 00:07:05,672 --> 00:07:06,673 - [Phone Rings 203 00:07:07,007 --> 00:07:08,967 - Hello? - { Buster] Hey, brother. 204 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:10,552 I just want to tell you how much 205 00:07:10,635 --> 00:07:12,137 I enjoyed your speech yesterday. 206 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:13,763 You know, about family and... 207 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,265 and being true to ourselves. 208 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:17,809 Oh, well, I'm... I'm glad it made an impact. 209 00:07:17,892 --> 00:07:21,062 Yeah. I never want to look at Mom again. 210 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:23,106 { Sighs] What happened? 211 00:07:23,231 --> 00:07:25,066 Well, I can't really talk. 212 00:07:25,149 --> 00:07:26,901 She might be listening in. 213 00:07:27,026 --> 00:07:28,570 Do you know she tried to set 214 00:07:28,653 --> 00:07:30,113 up my girlfriend with a man? 215 00:07:30,238 --> 00:07:32,740 { Buster] This has to stop. 216 00:07:32,865 --> 00:07:34,826 You know, that's not really what I was going for. 217 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:38,579 I'm a man, Mike! I'm a man. 218 00:07:38,705 --> 00:07:40,581 Can I throw out this yogurt? 219 00:07:40,707 --> 00:07:42,583 Buster, two things. 220 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:44,085 First of all, I think it might be 221 00:07:44,168 --> 00:07:45,628 time for you to move out, you know? 222 00:07:45,628 --> 00:07:47,463 Secondly, you don't want to take any chances 223 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:49,340 with yogurt, Mom. Just let her throw it out. 224 00:07:49,382 --> 00:07:51,717 He-Hello? Who's on this phone? 225 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:52,802 - Hey. Huh 226 00:07:53,845 --> 00:07:55,721 - [Gob] Michael? - Hey. 227 00:07:55,847 --> 00:07:57,598 - Great speech last night. - Oh, really? 228 00:07:57,682 --> 00:07:59,517 What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? 229 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,477 Getting there. Marta's cheating on me. 230 00:08:01,477 --> 00:08:03,688 - What? - Yeah, can you believe that? 231 00:08:03,813 --> 00:08:06,148 That's crazy, Gob. She's not a cheater. If she 232 00:08:06,232 --> 00:08:08,526 were to cheat, I'd like to think she'd cheat... 233 00:08:08,609 --> 00:08:09,777 - You're the cheater. - 234 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,195 That's how I know all the signs. 235 00:08:11,195 --> 00:08:13,447 Last night she was all distant and weird. 236 00:08:13,531 --> 00:08:15,574 Wouldn't let me make love to her on Mom's bed. 237 00:08:15,658 --> 00:08:17,368 I don't even want to tell you what she 238 00:08:17,451 --> 00:08:19,078 wouldn't let me do to her in the car. 239 00:08:19,078 --> 00:08:20,746 And then today, I overhear her talking on 240 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,623 the phone about somebody all super silently. 241 00:08:22,665 --> 00:08:24,583 All in Spanish. 242 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,293 [Narrator] In fact, Marta was on the 243 00:08:26,377 --> 00:08:28,170 phone with her mother talking about Michael. 244 00:08:28,212 --> 00:08:30,256 { Speaking Spanish] 245 00:08:30,339 --> 00:08:33,050 - { Spanish] - [Whirring] 246 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:35,261 { Marta] Hermano. 247 00:08:35,302 --> 00:08:38,806 She kept using this guy's name, like, "Hermano." 248 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,766 Let me tell you something. We're gonna track 249 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,726 this "Hermano" down, and we're gonna nail him. 250 00:08:42,768 --> 00:08:44,228 'Cause if anyone's gonna go out with 251 00:08:44,311 --> 00:08:45,771 that girl, it's gonna be one of us. 252 00:08:45,813 --> 00:08:49,358 - Right. Me. - And I'm okay with that. 253 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:52,945 I don't get it. Why do we have to change rooms? 254 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:54,530 Cousins of the opposite 255 00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:56,073 gender shouldn't be sharing a room. 256 00:08:56,115 --> 00:08:57,908 But that's just the point. I mean, we're 257 00:08:57,991 --> 00:08:59,702 cousins. Gender has nothing to do with it. 258 00:08:59,743 --> 00:09:01,161 I mean, cousins can bunk together. 259 00:09:01,245 --> 00:09:02,955 That's why they call it "bunkin' cousins." 260 00:09:02,996 --> 00:09:04,706 - "Kissin' cousins." - We're 261 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:06,417 not kissing! That's the point! 262 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,085 [Narrator] George Michael was concerned 263 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:09,753 that Tobias had seen the candy heart... 264 00:09:09,795 --> 00:09:11,505 that said "Maybe Tonight"and had 265 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:13,465 figured out that he had a crush on his cousin. 266 00:09:13,507 --> 00:09:15,259 Besides, I don't even care. You said share 267 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:17,010 a room with her, I shared a room with her. 268 00:09:17,094 --> 00:09:18,762 Now you're saying don't share a room with 269 00:09:18,845 --> 00:09:20,597 her. Fine. I'm just doing whatever you say. 270 00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:22,266 You know, the adults making all the 271 00:09:22,349 --> 00:09:24,101 decisions around here. Why am I in trouble? 272 00:09:24,142 --> 00:09:26,103 You're not in trouble. We're all just 273 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:28,063 gonna have a more normal arrangement. 274 00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:30,357 I'm gonna sleep with my daughter, 275 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,567 and you're gonna sleep with my husband. 276 00:09:32,651 --> 00:09:34,319 [Narrator] Buster had taken Michael's 277 00:09:34,403 --> 00:09:36,113 advice and decided to confront his mother. 278 00:09:36,154 --> 00:09:39,199 { Sniffing] 279 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:40,992 "Because you know I don't 280 00:09:41,076 --> 00:09:42,661 appreciate how you treat me. 281 00:09:42,744 --> 00:09:44,663 I am not a child, Mother." 282 00:09:44,746 --> 00:09:46,665 { Sniffs] 283 00:09:46,748 --> 00:09:49,334 { Sighs] Blow. 284 00:09:49,417 --> 00:09:52,128 No, Mother! I can blow myself. 285 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:54,339 And you have interfered for the last time. 286 00:09:54,381 --> 00:09:58,718 Fine. Go! Move out. 287 00:10:06,685 --> 00:10:08,144 [Narrator] So, Buster 288 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:09,604 loaded up his possessions... 289 00:10:09,688 --> 00:10:11,856 and emancipated himself from his mother. 290 00:10:16,903 --> 00:10:20,490 [Laughing] 291 00:10:20,573 --> 00:10:23,034 Oh, hey, Buster. I thought you had class. 292 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:24,577 I thought you had class. My 293 00:10:24,661 --> 00:10:25,954 brother-in-law fires you... 294 00:10:26,079 --> 00:10:27,288 - And you move in on my 295 00:10:27,372 --> 00:10:29,040 girlfriend? - Come on now. Wait a minute. 296 00:10:29,082 --> 00:10:31,042 This is purely a social call. You know, 297 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,961 just two adults gettin' a stew on, man. 298 00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:34,629 I don't know what that 299 00:10:34,712 --> 00:10:36,256 means, but it sounds disgusting. 300 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:39,133 Hey, Buster. Gee, I thought you had class. 301 00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,469 I thought you had class! 302 00:10:42,595 --> 00:10:44,472 I want to move in with you. 303 00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:47,475 I'm tired of my mom trying to control me. 304 00:10:47,558 --> 00:10:49,936 Wait a minute. Are you sure you're 305 00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:52,271 doing this because you want to be with me... 306 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:54,440 - And not because you want to get even with 307 00:10:54,524 --> 00:10:56,526 your mother? - This isn't about my mother. 308 00:10:56,651 --> 00:10:57,985 Besides, it's the only way I'm 309 00:10:58,069 --> 00:10:59,445 ever gonna get her to respect me. 310 00:10:59,529 --> 00:11:01,447 Buster, this is exactly why 311 00:11:01,531 --> 00:11:03,324 our relationship does not work. 312 00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:04,784 Our relationship doesn't work? 313 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:05,868 - Not as lon 314 00:11:05,952 --> 00:11:07,954 as you keep getting me mixed up with your mother. 315 00:11:08,037 --> 00:11:10,164 It is exactly the opposite. 316 00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:12,542 I'm leaving my mother for you. 317 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,127 You're replacing my mother. 318 00:11:15,211 --> 00:11:17,213 You need some time. 319 00:11:17,296 --> 00:11:19,215 Huh? 320 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,260 [Door Closes] 321 00:11:38,442 --> 00:11:40,236 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael 322 00:11:40,319 --> 00:11:41,987 was following Marta to confirm... 323 00:11:42,112 --> 00:11:44,198 Gob's suspicions about her affair. 324 00:11:44,281 --> 00:11:45,824 First, he saw her buy a 325 00:11:45,908 --> 00:11:47,368 present at an exclusive men's store. 326 00:11:47,493 --> 00:11:49,954 The trail then led Michael to the set 327 00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:52,456 of Marta's Spanish language soap opera. 328 00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,792 Excuse me. I'm looking for "Hermano." 329 00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:57,044 - ? Mi hermano? Ahi. - Mmm. 330 00:11:57,127 --> 00:11:59,046 - There, in the green? 331 00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:00,923 Great, thanks. Gracias. - Mm-hmm. 332 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:04,802 - { Speaking Spanish] - "Hermano." 333 00:12:04,927 --> 00:12:06,804 - Are you "Hermano"? - ? Mi hermano? 334 00:12:06,929 --> 00:12:08,931 Es ahi. 335 00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:11,767 - That's the guy who just... - Mm-hmm. 336 00:12:14,061 --> 00:12:16,438 - Son of a bitch. - ?? [Rock] 337 00:12:19,858 --> 00:12:22,110 Hey. 338 00:12:22,236 --> 00:12:25,072 { Spanish] 339 00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,700 - Marta. - ?? [Ends] 340 00:12:32,829 --> 00:12:35,207 I had to see you. He moved out. 341 00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:37,459 Moved out? Buster did? 342 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,044 - I know it's for his own good, but 343 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:40,545 I'm worried. - He's gonna be fine. 344 00:12:40,545 --> 00:12:43,340 I'm not worried about him. 345 00:12:43,382 --> 00:12:45,884 I've never lived in the apartment alone. 346 00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:47,135 - I'm not sure I'm up to 347 00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:48,595 this. - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 348 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,180 Listen. I know you think 349 00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:51,807 I'm going after the $49... 350 00:12:51,890 --> 00:12:53,809 but I want... I want you to 351 00:12:53,892 --> 00:12:55,685 watch a little Caged Wisdom. 352 00:12:55,769 --> 00:12:57,771 - Not this garbage again. - 353 00:12:57,854 --> 00:12:59,773 There is joy in solitude, Lucille. 354 00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:01,900 Try being alone. l-l-It 355 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:03,944 just might make you happier. 356 00:13:04,027 --> 00:13:06,780 Honey, my happiest times here are alone. 357 00:13:06,821 --> 00:13:08,740 { Sighs] 358 00:13:08,782 --> 00:13:10,992 Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole 359 00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:13,244 is available between 4:00 and 6:00? 360 00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:15,705 I don't even want to know what that means. 361 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,123 [Narrator] With nowhere else to 362 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:18,666 go, Buster arrived at the model home. 363 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,419 - Buster Bluth. - Hey, Brother-in-law. 364 00:13:21,503 --> 00:13:24,714 Good news. Carl got me an audition. 365 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,382 - Carl Weathers? - I think the 366 00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,051 world is about to fall in love... 367 00:13:28,134 --> 00:13:31,221 with "Frightened Inmate #2." 368 00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:33,014 Well, at least he gave you something. 369 00:13:33,097 --> 00:13:34,766 Carl Weathers took everything from me. 370 00:13:34,849 --> 00:13:36,142 My entire life just came 371 00:13:36,226 --> 00:13:37,769 crashing down, and it's all his fault. 372 00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:40,021 I will never love again. 373 00:13:40,104 --> 00:13:43,191 - Hello. - Oh, my God. 374 00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:45,693 - Is everything okay? - [Narrator] And suddenly... 375 00:13:45,777 --> 00:13:47,403 Buster realized Marta was the most 376 00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:49,072 beautiful woman he had ever seen. 377 00:13:49,155 --> 00:13:51,032 I've been dating an old lady. 378 00:13:51,115 --> 00:13:52,992 Is Michael here? 379 00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,452 - L-I don't... I don't know 380 00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:55,995 where he is. - [Narrator] In fact... 381 00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:57,580 - Michael was just returning from his 382 00:13:57,622 --> 00:13:59,207 day of following Marta. - [Door Closes] 383 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,501 Well, I lost her. 384 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,878 - Michael. - Marta. 385 00:14:03,961 --> 00:14:06,714 - I'm so glad I caught you. - You caught me? 386 00:14:06,798 --> 00:14:08,716 - Yes. - Oh. 387 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,092 First of all, thank you so 388 00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:11,302 much for the lovely party... 389 00:14:11,385 --> 00:14:14,388 and for making me feel so welcome in your family. 390 00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:16,891 - Yeah, sure. - We love you! 391 00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,810 Can l... Can I stay here for a little while? 392 00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:20,937 Everybody's already 393 00:14:20,978 --> 00:14:22,355 sharing a bedroom but me, Buster. 394 00:14:22,355 --> 00:14:24,857 Oh, perfect. 395 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:29,278 So, I was hoping you might have some time to talk. 396 00:14:29,362 --> 00:14:30,738 There's something I need... 397 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,781 - [Cell Phone Ringing 398 00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:34,325 - Maybe we could have dinner? - Hello. 399 00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:38,370 She's at the house. She's at the house! 400 00:14:38,454 --> 00:14:40,331 - One second. - I'm gonna speak 401 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:42,166 very carefully in case she's with you. 402 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,250 You're right. 403 00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:44,794 - Right about what? She's there 404 00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:46,253 What's going on? Who's with 405 00:14:46,337 --> 00:14:47,713 you? If it's Marta, say "nobody." 406 00:14:47,796 --> 00:14:48,797 - Nobody. - Well, now I 407 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:49,965 don't know what's going on. 408 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:51,759 { Sighs] So, did you find out 409 00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:53,552 anything? l-I'm dying here, Michael. 410 00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:54,845 - D-Did you find that guy? 411 00:14:54,929 --> 00:14:56,096 What's his name? - "Hermano." 412 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,265 - "Hermano." - Is that your brother? 413 00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:00,184 Hmm? No. He's upstairs, remember? 414 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,810 Listen, I gotta go. Somebody 415 00:15:01,894 --> 00:15:03,395 wants to take me out to dinner. 416 00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:05,564 - Somebody? - Nobody. 417 00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:07,441 - Why don't I just come in? I'm right 418 00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:08,525 outside. 419 00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:09,943 - No, no. Not... Not a good idea 420 00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:12,571 Somebody wants to talk to me about something. 421 00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:14,907 Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it. 422 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:17,159 For some reason women feel safe around you. 423 00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:19,161 Maybe because you've only had sex four times. 424 00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:20,746 Four women! Not four times! And 425 00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:22,414 they talk to me because I talk to them. 426 00:15:22,498 --> 00:15:24,500 Look, go to dinner. Let's get to the 427 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,543 bottom of this "Hermano" stuff, brother. 428 00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:29,004 - Yep. Great. - Great. 429 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:31,924 Hey, about dinner, I'd love to. 430 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,887 [Narrator] Tobias arrived at his 431 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,389 audition for "Frightened Inmate #2." 432 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:42,351 { Chattering] 433 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,561 The competition frightened Tobias, which 434 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,688 he felt he could use in his performance. 435 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,024 Unfortunately this made him more confident... 436 00:15:49,107 --> 00:15:51,818 which frightened him again. 437 00:15:51,902 --> 00:15:53,820 I'm ready. 438 00:15:53,904 --> 00:15:55,071 [Narrator] That night, Maeby 439 00:15:55,113 --> 00:15:56,198 moved in to Lindsay's room. 440 00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:59,576 Isn't this fun? It's like a slumber party. 441 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,953 Hmm. 442 00:16:03,205 --> 00:16:06,416 That's it! Tell me what's up with you and Dad. 443 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,543 Nothing. Nothing's wrong with your father and me. 444 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:11,504 We have a... a wonderful, close relationship. 445 00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:13,757 Can I let you in on a little secret? 446 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,259 Hmm? Having him in the next room 447 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:18,595 makes me miss him all the more. 448 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,805 Mom, please. He's got a 449 00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:22,932 big-boy crush on Action Jackson. 450 00:16:23,058 --> 00:16:25,352 I know. How can I compete with that? 451 00:16:25,477 --> 00:16:30,106 Okay. We're having a little fight right now. 452 00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:32,942 But don't worry, darling. Okay? 453 00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:35,028 Mommy and Daddy aren't going anywhere. 454 00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:38,448 Okay. I'm gonna go unpack my suitcase. 455 00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:41,367 No! We may have to bolt. 456 00:16:41,451 --> 00:16:42,702 [Narrator] Tobias moved in 457 00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:43,953 to George Michael's room. 458 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,330 Maeby and I were cool with each 459 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,873 other. And you must miss your wife. 460 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,791 It's practically still your anniversary. 461 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,377 Fourteen years of lies. 462 00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:54,380 Yes, I'm the doctor. The perfect husband. 463 00:16:54,422 --> 00:16:57,508 The big manly man. The big strong daddy. 464 00:16:57,508 --> 00:16:59,010 Do you know the last time 465 00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,470 that I made love to my wife? 466 00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:02,388 - No. - I'll tell you when. 467 00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:03,681 - No, don't. - See, nothing 468 00:17:03,765 --> 00:17:04,891 has ever been easy for us. 469 00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:06,559 I mean, the only reason she went out 470 00:17:06,642 --> 00:17:08,144 with me was to piss offher boyfriend. 471 00:17:08,186 --> 00:17:09,854 The only reason she ever 472 00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:11,522 married me was to piss off her mother. 473 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:13,274 And then, of course, we couldn't 474 00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:15,067 conceive. So there was that famous ordeal. 475 00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:16,986 - Wh-What do you mean you couldn't 476 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,070 conceive? Was Maeby 477 00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:19,447 adopted? - [Cell Phone Ringing] 478 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:21,073 What? Is she not really related to 479 00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:22,700 me? Is she just some girl I know? 480 00:17:22,783 --> 00:17:26,454 Ah, it's Carl Weathers. Yes, Carl Weathers. 481 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,582 I did? That's... That's wonderful. 482 00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,876 - That's... - { Phone Beeps] 483 00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:34,587 Huh! I booked it! I booked the acting job! 484 00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:36,881 Did you hear that, Lindsay? You could have 485 00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:39,050 been sleeping with "Frightened Inmate #2." 486 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:44,096 [Narrator] And Lucille was 487 00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,015 experiencing being alone for the first time. 488 00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:50,644 Unable to sleep, she decided to watch TV. 489 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:53,856 { George] You have got to learn to be alone. 490 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,191 [Narrator] Then she remembered 491 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,483 that with no one to disturb... 492 00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:57,610 she could turn up the 493 00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:58,861 volume as loud as she wanted. 494 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,071 [George] Caged Wisdom teaches you that 495 00:18:01,155 --> 00:18:03,198 you have to find thejoy within yourself. 496 00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:05,743 ?? [Show Tune] 497 00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,953 [Narrator] And that's when Lucille realized... 498 00:18:08,078 --> 00:18:09,663 - That shejust might like being alone 499 00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:11,332 after all. - ?? { Show Tune Continuing] 500 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,588 [Narrator] The next night, Michael 501 00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:19,339 had dinner with Marta at her house... 502 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,049 hoping to finally get the 503 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,593 answers he was looking for. 504 00:18:22,718 --> 00:18:26,180 So, um, about Gob. How's that goin'? 505 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,016 Well, as you said... 506 00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:30,476 finding out who you 507 00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:31,852 really are, it can be painful. 508 00:18:31,935 --> 00:18:34,771 - But you can't live a lie. - No, I can't. 509 00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:37,274 But some people find a way to make that work. 510 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:40,527 Yes, but sometimes working at something... 511 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,113 it's a way to not deal with some other thing. 512 00:18:43,238 --> 00:18:47,242 But he who often suggests... 513 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,244 uh, working on another thing... 514 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,704 - Which when the first thing is 515 00:18:50,787 --> 00:18:51,788 not... 516 00:18:51,872 --> 00:18:53,248 - Will you excuse me for a moment 517 00:18:53,331 --> 00:18:55,876 Yes. Sure. 518 00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,627 - What the hell is he talking 519 00:18:57,711 --> 00:18:59,337 about? - What is she talking about? 520 00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:00,922 Can I have a piece of cake? 521 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,884 [Narrator] And Michael saw an opportunity... 522 00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,635 to get the information he wasn't 523 00:19:05,719 --> 00:19:07,304 getting from Marta from her son. 524 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:08,805 I'll tell you what. I got... 525 00:19:08,889 --> 00:19:10,182 I got a deal for you, partner. 526 00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:13,143 I'll give you what you want... 527 00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:15,186 if you give me what I want. 528 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:19,858 Tell me everything you know about..."Hermano." 529 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:20,942 ? Hermano? 530 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,986 - Does your mother love "Hermano? 531 00:19:23,069 --> 00:19:25,488 Si, mi hermano. 532 00:19:25,572 --> 00:19:28,700 - He's here? - Shh. He's sleeping. 533 00:19:29,242 --> 00:19:31,369 - Don't go in there. - Why? Is there 534 00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:33,538 something you don't want me to see? 535 00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:34,873 What are you talking about? 536 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:35,957 - W 537 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,500 can keep going around in circles... 538 00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:39,085 but maybe one of us should just come 539 00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:40,712 out and say what it is we want to say. 540 00:19:40,795 --> 00:19:42,755 You're right. 541 00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:44,591 - It's not working with Gob. 542 00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:46,384 - Why doesn't he know that? 543 00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:47,510 You know you could have 544 00:19:47,594 --> 00:19:48,761 just come out and told him... 545 00:19:48,845 --> 00:19:50,346 you know, instead of lying and 546 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,181 sneaking around, moving on to the next guy. 547 00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:54,142 I didn't think you were that kind of a 548 00:19:54,225 --> 00:19:55,268 person. I thought you and 549 00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:56,352 I shared the same values. 550 00:19:56,436 --> 00:19:58,855 I thought you and I could've been, uh... 551 00:19:58,938 --> 00:20:00,898 No, forget it. Eh... I don't 552 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,859 know how I had you so wrong. 553 00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:05,445 You're right. 554 00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:07,905 I should have told him before I invited you here. 555 00:20:09,782 --> 00:20:12,076 This can never be. 556 00:20:15,288 --> 00:20:16,581 [Narrator] Then he noticed 557 00:20:16,622 --> 00:20:17,832 the gift he had seen her buy. 558 00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:31,512 { Sighs] 559 00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:34,807 - What does "te amo" mean? - I love you. 560 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:37,268 Hmm. 561 00:20:37,393 --> 00:20:39,937 And who's in there? 562 00:20:42,648 --> 00:20:44,525 Mi hermano. 563 00:20:45,651 --> 00:20:48,279 Brother. 564 00:20:48,404 --> 00:20:51,198 I've made a huge mistake. 565 00:20:51,949 --> 00:20:54,034 On the next Arrested Development. 566 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,579 George Michael begins an investigation. 567 00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:59,623 So, you wanna go to the movies? Ow! 568 00:20:59,748 --> 00:21:02,376 I'll let you know when I get back from the lab. 569 00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:04,420 Tobias faces his greatest acting challenge. 570 00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:06,755 There's a shower scene? I have to be nude. 571 00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:08,132 Well, you don't shower with 572 00:21:08,215 --> 00:21:09,383 your clothes on, now, do ya? 573 00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:13,595 And Buster rebounds from Lucille 2. 574 00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:16,724 - Yo te quiero mucho. - Yo te quiero mucho. 575 00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:19,977 Te amo, Marta. Te amo. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net