1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,896 [Man Narrating] Before going to work, 7 00:00:20,979 --> 00:00:22,606 Michael decided to have a little fun. 8 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,649 I'm doing a little 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,568 cost-projection analysis for a mini-mall. 10 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:27,861 Wow. That's pretty cool you 11 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,154 know how to do all that stuff. 12 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,907 Yeah. Well, maybe your old man is just a 13 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,576 little bit cooler than you thought he was. 14 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:39,206 Stupid. Stupid chair. Very stupid chair. 15 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:43,001 But it's also this stupid model home furniture. 16 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,753 Maybe I oughta get myself one of 17 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,421 those nice leather chairs from work. 18 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,548 - People can take chairs home 19 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,592 from work? - Well, not everybody. 20 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,926 But I'm the president of the 21 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,428 Bluth Company since Dad's in jail. 22 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,846 It's okay if I take a little 23 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:56,222 something from work, you know? 24 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,099 Yeah, but isn't that why Grandpa's in 25 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,851 jail, because he took things from work? 26 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,936 You're a good kid, you know that? 27 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,063 I mean, a chair costs money, so it's 28 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,107 like stealing, and you always say... 29 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:07,901 Not stealing. Not. 30 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,195 I'm the one that taught you 31 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:12,489 stealing is bad, all right? 32 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,240 I'm just saying, you know, if 33 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:15,867 I got a leather chair, okay? 34 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,285 And I get to lean back... 35 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:18,620 Oh, this one's gonna go. 36 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,830 - [Body Hitting Floor] - [Michael Groans] 37 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,499 Leather chair? So, you're against 38 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,834 stealing, but skinning 39 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,085 cows is cool with you. 40 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,546 I'm fine, by the way. Frankly, 41 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,965 your concern is getting embarrassing. 42 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,508 - Since when are you against 43 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:33,593 leather? 44 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:34,927 - You're not even a vegetarian 45 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,179 I'm not against the insides. 46 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,388 People need meat to survive. 47 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,765 You are aware they don't remove 48 00:01:38,848 --> 00:01:40,266 it from the cow surgically, right? 49 00:01:40,349 --> 00:01:44,479 - [Doorbell Rings] - Hi, Michael. 50 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:48,191 Marta, hi. Hey, it's Marta. 51 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:51,819 Hey, Marta, everybody. Great to see you. 52 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,446 - I was just looking for Gob. 53 00:01:53,529 --> 00:01:54,947 - Well, you're his girlfriend. 54 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,198 [Narrator] Michael wished 55 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,325 Marta was his girlfriend. 56 00:01:57,408 --> 00:01:59,702 A secret he had only shared with Lindsay. 57 00:01:59,785 --> 00:02:01,412 Actually, we had a big fight. He 58 00:02:01,495 --> 00:02:03,039 thought I was belittling his career... 59 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:04,874 - But I never would do that. - 60 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:06,625 Neither would I. What career? 61 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:07,710 The magic? 62 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:10,087 - Oh, the tricks. The little tricks 63 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:11,964 - Those are great. - Well, he 64 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,799 didn't like my reaction to his new one. 65 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,885 Real needle. Real apple. 66 00:02:16,343 --> 00:02:18,763 Real neck. 67 00:02:21,265 --> 00:02:25,144 - ÉI es zombi! - [Screaming] 68 00:02:25,269 --> 00:02:27,771 They're children! How could you do that? 69 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:29,773 Oh, sure. First you dump all over 70 00:02:29,857 --> 00:02:31,692 it, now you wanna know how it's done. 71 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:33,068 - And I wanted to apologize. 72 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:34,403 - Well, he hasn't been here. 73 00:02:34,528 --> 00:02:38,407 But he said he was staying here. Oh, my God. 74 00:02:38,532 --> 00:02:39,867 - Maybe he's staying with 75 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,410 another woman. - No, no, no. No, no. 76 00:02:41,493 --> 00:02:43,120 He is staying here. I 77 00:02:43,203 --> 00:02:44,747 just haven't seen him here... 78 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,915 the foyer or the kitchen. 79 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:50,669 - Well, that's a relief. - Yeah. 80 00:02:50,794 --> 00:02:52,629 - Well, tell him to call me when 81 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,423 he gets in. - I sure will, Marta. 82 00:02:54,548 --> 00:02:56,592 - If you remember. - I will remember. 83 00:02:56,675 --> 00:02:59,470 Yeah. I'll give him the message though. Okay. 84 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,972 - She's gone. - Yep. Got it. 85 00:03:02,097 --> 00:03:03,348 - You are too nice. - Oh, come 86 00:03:03,348 --> 00:03:04,558 on. What was I supposed to do? 87 00:03:04,641 --> 00:03:06,351 Tell her that Gob is not staying here? 88 00:03:06,435 --> 00:03:08,061 Tell her Gob is screwing around on her? 89 00:03:08,186 --> 00:03:09,980 God knows where he is? 90 00:03:10,022 --> 00:03:11,732 Actually, that-that sounded okay. 91 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:12,858 Nah, you'll never be able 92 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:13,942 to do it. You're too good. 93 00:03:13,942 --> 00:03:16,028 - You're the noble one. - Thank you. 94 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:17,279 - The one who never wins. - 95 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:18,405 l-I don't know about that. 96 00:03:18,488 --> 00:03:20,907 - The loser. The fool. - Hmm? 97 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:24,327 She is such a hypocrite. 98 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:25,704 Doesn't it drive you nuts? 99 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:28,206 Crazy. Wait. Who is? Which part? 100 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,291 - My mom 101 00:03:29,374 --> 00:03:31,877 She pretends to care about all these causes. 102 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,296 Lindsay had always been celebrated... 103 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:38,300 for her wine and cheese charity fund-raisers. 104 00:03:40,886 --> 00:03:43,346 I mean, now she's anti-leather? Let's see 105 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,849 how she feels when her daughter's pro-leather. 106 00:03:45,974 --> 00:03:47,601 Wanna go shopping with me? I 107 00:03:47,684 --> 00:03:49,227 bet you could get something cool. 108 00:03:49,352 --> 00:03:51,021 [Narrator] In fact, George Michael 109 00:03:51,062 --> 00:03:52,647 had been trying to prove to Maeby... 110 00:03:52,772 --> 00:03:54,316 that he was macho, after an 111 00:03:54,399 --> 00:03:55,900 embarrassing brush with her. 112 00:03:55,984 --> 00:03:57,610 Your legs look exactly like 113 00:03:57,694 --> 00:03:59,237 mine, and I just shaved mine. 114 00:04:00,947 --> 00:04:02,824 So I'm thinking of getting a motorcycle. 115 00:04:02,907 --> 00:04:04,909 I'm gonna need a leather jacket when I'm on 116 00:04:04,993 --> 00:04:06,911 my hog and need to go into a controlled slide. 117 00:04:07,036 --> 00:04:09,748 There's my little girl. I've got 118 00:04:09,831 --> 00:04:12,500 great news. Daddy has the entire day off. 119 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:14,961 But you have every day off. You don't have a job. 120 00:04:15,086 --> 00:04:16,963 Well... { Scoffs] I don't need money to 121 00:04:17,046 --> 00:04:18,965 hang out with my daughter. Where are you going? 122 00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:20,300 - We're going shopping. - 123 00:04:20,383 --> 00:04:21,551 Oh, no, no. I can't do that. 124 00:04:21,551 --> 00:04:23,261 [Narrator] The next day, Michael 125 00:04:23,344 --> 00:04:25,013 was stopped on his way to work. 126 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:26,889 - [Man] Get in. - What? 127 00:04:27,015 --> 00:04:28,808 If you care about your 128 00:04:28,891 --> 00:04:30,560 brother, you'll get in this car. 129 00:04:30,643 --> 00:04:34,314 - Which brother? - Gob. 130 00:04:45,032 --> 00:04:46,909 Let me be clearer. 131 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:49,078 Tell him Rollo wants him 132 00:04:49,162 --> 00:04:51,122 to say good-bye to his legs. 133 00:05:04,844 --> 00:05:07,096 [Narrator] Michael went looking for Gob. 134 00:05:07,179 --> 00:05:08,180 - Mom 135 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,099 I'm so glad you're here. I want you to help 136 00:05:10,182 --> 00:05:11,976 me break up your brother and his girlfriend. 137 00:05:12,059 --> 00:05:13,436 Well, I'm all for that. 138 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:14,854 We've just gotta find him first. 139 00:05:14,937 --> 00:05:18,107 - He's locked on the balcony. - Oh. 140 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,442 You meant Buster. I thought 141 00:05:19,525 --> 00:05:20,693 you were talking about Gob. 142 00:05:20,776 --> 00:05:23,654 No. I will not have Buster dating my best friend. 143 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:25,239 [Narrator] Tension had been 144 00:05:25,322 --> 00:05:26,699 high between the two Lucilles... 145 00:05:26,782 --> 00:05:28,033 since Buster had 146 00:05:28,117 --> 00:05:29,368 announced he'd been dating her. 147 00:05:29,451 --> 00:05:31,871 Although neither had addressed this, both 148 00:05:31,954 --> 00:05:34,290 had given indications of their true feelings. 149 00:05:34,373 --> 00:05:36,041 Mom, you're ruining our fort. 150 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:37,126 - 151 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:38,961 mean, she's been a family friend for years. 152 00:05:39,044 --> 00:05:41,630 It's just... creepy. 153 00:05:41,714 --> 00:05:45,134 Hi, buddy. Mom, I think you might be overreacting. 154 00:05:45,217 --> 00:05:47,511 She changed him as a baby. 155 00:05:47,594 --> 00:05:49,346 Okay. That-That's about the 156 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,056 creepiest thing I've ever heard. 157 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:53,308 That's why she didn't look surprised. 158 00:05:53,392 --> 00:05:55,269 You're the only child who chose a spouse 159 00:05:55,352 --> 00:05:57,146 I liked, and she's the one who had to die. 160 00:05:57,229 --> 00:05:58,731 I know. That's rough for 161 00:05:58,814 --> 00:06:00,149 you. Mom, I'm looking for Gob. 162 00:06:00,232 --> 00:06:01,984 There's some people after him, and I 163 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,819 don't know whether it's gambling or what... 164 00:06:03,902 --> 00:06:07,030 but, um, they wanna break his legs. 165 00:06:07,114 --> 00:06:08,323 It's a good thing he's 166 00:06:08,407 --> 00:06:09,741 already got that little scooter. 167 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:13,620 { Laughs] Oh, don't give me that look. 168 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:16,164 I happen to be a more caring mother than most. 169 00:06:16,248 --> 00:06:19,251 - Where's my bed? - I put it in storage. 170 00:06:19,334 --> 00:06:21,211 I guess you'll just have to decide which 171 00:06:21,295 --> 00:06:23,088 Lucille you want to spend your nights with. 172 00:06:23,171 --> 00:06:25,966 Okay. Before I leave this place for 173 00:06:26,049 --> 00:06:28,802 the last time ever, has anyone seen Gob? 174 00:06:28,885 --> 00:06:30,971 I saw him last night at the 175 00:06:31,054 --> 00:06:33,056 Playtime Pizza Theater. On my date. 176 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,726 Of which I have another one tonight. 177 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:38,145 And I'm going to continue dating, Mom. 178 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,646 Sounds a little bit like 179 00:06:39,729 --> 00:06:41,022 "dating Mom." { Chuckles] 180 00:06:41,106 --> 00:06:44,317 It's starting to feel a little like it. 181 00:06:44,401 --> 00:06:45,402 - Hmm 182 00:06:45,485 --> 00:06:47,320 [Narrator] Lucille decided she 183 00:06:47,404 --> 00:06:49,155 needed the help of Buster's father. 184 00:06:49,239 --> 00:06:51,992 Unfortunately, after a recent escape attempt... 185 00:06:52,075 --> 00:06:55,161 George Sr. had been put in solitary confinement. 186 00:07:20,019 --> 00:07:21,271 Michael went to find his 187 00:07:21,354 --> 00:07:22,564 brother at his latest gig. 188 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:23,857 - What's up, Mike? - 189 00:07:23,940 --> 00:07:25,149 Yeah. What are you doing here? 190 00:07:25,191 --> 00:07:26,609 Can't get any work, Mike. 191 00:07:26,693 --> 00:07:28,361 Magicians' Alliance has blackballed me... 192 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:30,321 - From every venue in town. - Hmm. 193 00:07:30,405 --> 00:07:31,447 Even my own so-called 194 00:07:31,531 --> 00:07:32,907 girlfriend doesn't believe in me. 195 00:07:32,907 --> 00:07:34,242 Well, I don't wanna get into 196 00:07:34,325 --> 00:07:35,618 that part of your life anymore. 197 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,120 Okay. Listen, I just came here to 198 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:38,705 tell you that this guy named Rollo... 199 00:07:38,746 --> 00:07:40,707 pulled me over and made some threats. 200 00:07:40,790 --> 00:07:42,041 - What kind of threats? - He 201 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,543 said to say good-bye to your legs. 202 00:07:43,543 --> 00:07:45,044 I don't know whether this 203 00:07:45,128 --> 00:07:46,504 guy's a mobster, a loan shark... 204 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:48,548 - Something equally scary. - A magician. 205 00:07:48,631 --> 00:07:50,800 I think you're confusing scary with silly. 206 00:07:50,883 --> 00:07:52,927 This guy was frightening. He was in a limo. 207 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:54,971 No, he's a magician. He 208 00:07:55,054 --> 00:07:56,931 replaced me in the Alliance. 209 00:07:57,014 --> 00:07:58,141 He's the reason I gotta 210 00:07:58,182 --> 00:07:59,267 do my act in this hellhole. 211 00:07:59,308 --> 00:08:00,560 - Why does he wanna break your 212 00:08:00,643 --> 00:08:01,644 legs? 213 00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:03,062 - He doesn't wanna break my legs 214 00:08:03,145 --> 00:08:05,565 - He wants to take my legs. - L-I don't... 215 00:08:05,648 --> 00:08:07,400 The legs... The bottom half of 216 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:09,110 my saw-the-lady-in-half trick. 217 00:08:09,193 --> 00:08:10,278 No, not now. I'm showing 218 00:08:10,361 --> 00:08:11,362 him how to do the trick. 219 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:13,030 [Gob] Two chicks curl up in a box. 220 00:08:13,114 --> 00:08:14,657 We call one the head and one the legs. 221 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,534 - So that's how they do it. - God, I 222 00:08:16,617 --> 00:08:18,285 gotta stop giving these things away. 223 00:08:18,369 --> 00:08:20,204 The top half there, what do you do about that? 224 00:08:20,287 --> 00:08:21,580 - I just get a volunteer 225 00:08:21,664 --> 00:08:22,915 from the crowd. - Oh, yeah? 226 00:08:22,998 --> 00:08:24,333 The old top half quit when she 227 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:26,001 found out I was sleeping with the legs. 228 00:08:26,085 --> 00:08:28,838 I guess word really gets around in there. 229 00:08:28,921 --> 00:08:30,506 So Rollo wants your legs, but 230 00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:32,258 you're cheating on Marta with those legs. 231 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:33,509 Would you give me a break, 232 00:08:33,592 --> 00:08:35,136 please? The legs are insanely jealous. 233 00:08:35,219 --> 00:08:37,221 Is that why you haven't seen Marta for the 234 00:08:37,304 --> 00:08:39,265 past few days? This is about your love life. 235 00:08:39,348 --> 00:08:40,641 I can't believe it. Just forget 236 00:08:40,724 --> 00:08:42,101 it. I came here to try to help... 237 00:08:42,184 --> 00:08:45,271 Hey, I appreciate your time. 238 00:08:45,354 --> 00:08:46,814 - Great. Great 239 00:08:46,897 --> 00:08:48,899 You know what, Gob? 240 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:50,943 Marta is a 241 00:08:51,026 --> 00:08:52,945 once-in-a-lifetime woman. She's a treasure. 242 00:08:53,028 --> 00:08:54,154 And I don't think you're 243 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:55,614 showing her enough respect, okay? 244 00:08:55,698 --> 00:08:57,866 She doesn't respect my career. 245 00:08:57,950 --> 00:09:00,411 Okay. 246 00:09:00,494 --> 00:09:02,579 He's having sex with a woman in his act? 247 00:09:02,663 --> 00:09:05,165 I gotta tell Marta what's going on. 248 00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:06,875 First of all, she'll hate you for 249 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:08,460 it. It's called shoot the messenger. 250 00:09:08,544 --> 00:09:09,795 Secondly, it's not in your 251 00:09:09,878 --> 00:09:11,463 nature. I mean, you're like Mr. Morals. 252 00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:13,298 You can't even take a desk chair. 253 00:09:13,382 --> 00:09:14,383 - Damn it 254 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,760 l-I'm a saint, you know? I'm a living 255 00:09:16,844 --> 00:09:19,054 saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it. 256 00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:21,848 Well, you get a false feeling of superiority. 257 00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:23,225 I know. That is nice, but 258 00:09:23,308 --> 00:09:24,476 this time, it's not enough. 259 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,645 Why do I always have to be the one that 260 00:09:26,728 --> 00:09:28,689 has to set the good example for everyone? 261 00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:32,567 - Hey, guys. - Oh, that's why. 262 00:09:33,276 --> 00:09:35,612 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, honey. 263 00:09:35,696 --> 00:09:38,907 Moo? 264 00:09:39,032 --> 00:09:41,785 Mmm. Moo, honey. 265 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,747 You have to be some sort of she hulk to get this. 266 00:09:45,872 --> 00:09:47,457 - You just gotta really dig. 267 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,000 - Well, it's not... enjoy... 268 00:09:49,126 --> 00:09:50,961 Oh, Maeby, great news. I 269 00:09:51,044 --> 00:09:52,796 got my hands on some money. 270 00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:54,881 I can't say how or when... { Nervous 271 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:56,800 Chuckle] or where my wedding ring is... 272 00:09:56,925 --> 00:09:59,135 but, my purse overfloweth 273 00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,346 as do my high spirits... 274 00:10:01,429 --> 00:10:03,306 So a-shopping we must go. 275 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,933 - Dad, we already went 276 00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:06,851 That's why we're wearing all this 277 00:10:06,935 --> 00:10:08,645 leather. I'm really into leather. 278 00:10:08,728 --> 00:10:12,649 - Tell Mom. - Yes. 279 00:10:12,732 --> 00:10:15,151 - If you ever need to borrow any 280 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:16,403 money or anything... 281 00:10:16,486 --> 00:10:17,612 - No. Thank you, no. 282 00:10:17,737 --> 00:10:19,447 [Narrator] So Tobias chose to pursue 283 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,116 a common interest with his daughter. 284 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,576 - May I help you? - I hope so. Um, 285 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:25,870 I'm looking for something that says... 286 00:10:25,954 --> 00:10:27,956 - "Dad likes leather." - 287 00:10:28,039 --> 00:10:29,958 Something that says, "leather daddy"? 288 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,126 Oh, is there such a thing? 289 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:33,419 [Narrator] Later that day, 290 00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:34,671 Michael got a surprise visit. 291 00:10:34,796 --> 00:10:35,922 - Marta. What are you doing 292 00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:37,215 here? - I was looking for Gob. 293 00:10:37,298 --> 00:10:38,925 - He said he was working 294 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:40,593 here today. - Oh, yes? Please. 295 00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:42,804 He said that, huh? Said that 296 00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:44,931 he's working, huh? Wow. Here? 297 00:10:45,014 --> 00:10:46,808 What else did he say? Did he 298 00:10:46,891 --> 00:10:48,601 tell you I gave him your message? 299 00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,019 - Not that I'm the 300 00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:51,521 messenger, you know? - He told me. 301 00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:53,064 I don't know what you said to 302 00:10:53,147 --> 00:10:54,649 him, but it really turned him around. 303 00:10:54,732 --> 00:10:58,736 - He said I was a treasure. - She's a treasure. 304 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,613 - [Marta's Voice] And a 305 00:11:00,696 --> 00:11:01,697 o 306 00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:02,782 nce-in-a-lifetime 307 00:11:02,824 --> 00:11:03,825 woman. - Mm-hmm. 308 00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:08,246 Listen, Marta, Gob is... 309 00:11:08,955 --> 00:11:11,332 - A poet. - Mm. 310 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:13,000 He's touched. I'm gonna 311 00:11:13,084 --> 00:11:14,543 tell him that you stopped by... 312 00:11:14,669 --> 00:11:16,963 And, uh, you have a nice day. 313 00:11:17,046 --> 00:11:18,047 - Thank you 314 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:19,799 You're such a good brother. 315 00:11:19,882 --> 00:11:21,509 Always trying to help him. 316 00:11:21,592 --> 00:11:23,678 - He showed me the watch 317 00:11:23,761 --> 00:11:25,763 you gave him. - The watch? 318 00:11:25,846 --> 00:11:28,182 I appreciate your time. 319 00:11:28,265 --> 00:11:30,101 [Narrator] And so, for the first 320 00:11:30,184 --> 00:11:31,894 time, Michael set a plan in motion... 321 00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:34,105 to take something that didn't belong to him. 322 00:11:34,188 --> 00:11:36,524 You know, I was thinking, I'd like 323 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:38,901 to help you guys out one more time. 324 00:11:38,984 --> 00:11:40,778 You know what you should do? 325 00:11:40,861 --> 00:11:42,571 You should surprise Gob onstage. 326 00:11:42,655 --> 00:11:43,948 - I know that he's looking 327 00:11:44,031 --> 00:11:45,324 for a new assistant. - Really? 328 00:11:45,407 --> 00:11:46,992 - Mm-hmm. - Could you help me with that? 329 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:48,077 Yes. 330 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,914 - You really are a good guy, Michael 331 00:11:51,997 --> 00:11:56,961 Well, you can't change who you are. 332 00:11:59,338 --> 00:12:03,300 ?? [Man Singing] 333 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:11,683 [Narrator] Michael went to 334 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:12,851 the popular magic parlor... 335 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,019 [Narrator] Michael went to 336 00:12:14,061 --> 00:12:15,145 the popular magic parlor... 337 00:12:15,229 --> 00:12:18,398 the Gothic Castle, to ask a favor of Rollo. 338 00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:21,193 I was wondering if, uh... if 339 00:12:21,276 --> 00:12:23,862 you would give my brother a show? 340 00:12:23,946 --> 00:12:25,948 One more chance to get back in 341 00:12:26,031 --> 00:12:27,991 with the Alliance. That's all I ask. 342 00:12:28,075 --> 00:12:30,369 And-And you will get your legs back. 343 00:12:30,452 --> 00:12:32,829 How? 344 00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:35,832 You're asking me to reveal my trick? 345 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,125 [Narrator] So Michael went to 346 00:12:37,209 --> 00:12:38,502 give his brother the good news. 347 00:12:38,502 --> 00:12:40,253 - Really, tomorrow night? - Yeah. You just 348 00:12:40,337 --> 00:12:42,297 gotta make sure you do the sawing in half trick. 349 00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:43,382 - I don't even have a top 350 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:44,758 half. - Don't worry about that. 351 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,468 I got someone I want you to use. She's 352 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,470 perfect. A great girl. You're doing me a favor. 353 00:12:48,512 --> 00:12:52,432 - Has she got big cans? - I'll see ya there, Gob. 354 00:12:52,516 --> 00:12:53,642 - You're a good brother. - 355 00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:55,185 You're a horrible brother, Michael. 356 00:12:55,185 --> 00:12:57,354 Pretty good, huh? 357 00:12:57,437 --> 00:13:00,106 You're gonna put Marta onstage with the legs? 358 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,691 It's gonna blow up. Legs 359 00:13:01,775 --> 00:13:03,151 get upset. Marta gets upset. 360 00:13:03,235 --> 00:13:05,737 Marta leaves Gob, and I don't get shot. 361 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,906 You'll never be able to pull the trigger on this. 362 00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:09,574 - You can't escape it, Michael. You're 363 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,201 the good guy. - Call me what you want. 364 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:13,620 - An impotent man-boy? - But it 365 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,955 is done. The plan is in motion. 366 00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:18,583 - This just isn't you. - It's me 367 00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:21,211 now. It's the me that can recline. 368 00:13:21,294 --> 00:13:24,547 - Did that hurt? - No. 369 00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:27,258 This stuff's kind of hot, isn't it? 370 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,428 - I hadn't noticed. - Hey, gang. 371 00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:34,140 Mind if squeeze in here for a moment? Oh! 372 00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:37,227 Look at us. Who'd wanna mess with any of us, huh? 373 00:13:37,602 --> 00:13:40,230 - Excuse me. - Yes. Oop. 374 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:44,484 - Did you get a job or 375 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,277 something? - No. No, I didn't. 376 00:13:46,402 --> 00:13:50,657 Unless you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job. 377 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:54,410 If l... { Chokes, Grunts] 378 00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:56,746 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy. You're 379 00:13:56,829 --> 00:13:58,998 still wearing that jacket, huh? 380 00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:01,292 Yeah. I was just going for a new look. 381 00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,376 - Yeah 382 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,544 Trying to introduce some 383 00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:04,670 edge to the whole palette. 384 00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:06,088 - Hmm. Kind of liked you 385 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,423 the way you were. - You did? 386 00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:08,716 Yeah. I mean, we can't really 387 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,134 change who we are anyway, right? 388 00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:12,053 Wish you'd told me that 389 00:14:12,136 --> 00:14:13,846 before I threw away my Windbreaker. 390 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,015 - Oh, you bought a chair. - Uh, no, 391 00:14:16,098 --> 00:14:18,100 actually, I borrowed it. Like we talked about. 392 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,186 Well, I thought we 393 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:22,146 decided that was like stealing. 394 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,440 Is that where we landed on that? 395 00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:25,524 [Narrator] As Michael 396 00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:26,734 was becoming more selfish... 397 00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:29,904 his father was choosing a more pious path. 398 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,366 Which made Buster and Lucille's 399 00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:35,451 visit go much differently than planned. 400 00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,453 Why is there a piece of shoe on your head? 401 00:14:37,536 --> 00:14:39,538 This is a... Well, it's a 402 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:41,499 reminder that the divine presence... 403 00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,501 is always above me. 404 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:46,045 Well, more importantly, Buster's 405 00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:48,506 been humping the widow Austero. 406 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:50,508 - Mom. - Is that true? 407 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:53,260 No. We're taking it slow. 408 00:14:53,344 --> 00:14:55,054 He stays there sometimes 409 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,764 until 7:00, 8:00 at night. 410 00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:59,099 Peanut brittle on his breath. Is she the 411 00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:01,352 one who's going to take him to the dentist? 412 00:15:01,477 --> 00:15:03,937 - She already has. - { Gasps] 413 00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:08,817 - { Loud Sigh] - { Speaking Yiddish] 414 00:15:11,779 --> 00:15:13,238 - What? - "May you live. May you 415 00:15:13,322 --> 00:15:14,740 be well. I give you my blessing." 416 00:15:14,823 --> 00:15:17,951 - Wow! Really? - Are you out of your mind? 417 00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:19,453 - Just follow the heart that 418 00:15:19,536 --> 00:15:20,913 God gave you, hmm? - No touching. 419 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:25,083 No... { Clears Throat] 420 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:32,466 Can you get me some of that peanut brittle? 421 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:34,635 [Narrator] On the night of the show, 422 00:15:34,718 --> 00:15:36,678 the family arrived at the Gothic Castle... 423 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,722 and in the green room, Michael 424 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,599 was preparing Marta for the trick. 425 00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,976 At the bottom of the box. And 426 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,270 you two guys are free to talk. 427 00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:47,147 Okay. Gob, Gob, Gob. 428 00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:49,191 What is going on? Where's the top half? 429 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,777 I have to teach her this 430 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,196 trick. She's gotta fold her knees. 431 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,947 It's a fantastic trick. I don't want you 432 00:15:56,031 --> 00:15:57,616 to worry though. I've already told her. 433 00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,868 Now where are the legs? Are they running late? 434 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,620 - So is everyone here? - I 435 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,205 think so. I haven't seen Tobias. 436 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:06,458 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias had intended to come... 437 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,168 but had a slight 438 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:09,794 miscommunication with his cabdriver. 439 00:16:09,878 --> 00:16:12,380 - Where to, mate? - The Gothic Castle. 440 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:16,051 - Gothic Asshole? - That's what I said. 441 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,970 [Narrator] And ended up in the wrong location. 442 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:21,181 ?? [Dance] 443 00:16:21,306 --> 00:16:24,476 Oh, I am glad I didn't go with that outfit. 444 00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,687 Yes, hello. I am looking for the magic. 445 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:30,315 Danke schön. 446 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,404 Oh. Hello, Lucille. 447 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,657 Hello, Lucille. Having a good time with my son? 448 00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:42,076 - Actually, we're having a wonderful 449 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,161 time. 450 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:45,079 - You know, he's damaged goods 451 00:16:45,163 --> 00:16:46,497 - He was born with a hole in his 452 00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,041 heart. - Now listen to me, Lucille. 453 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:49,876 - I'm gonna fill that hole, 454 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,669 'cause we're in love. - Oh, please. 455 00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,546 You're no more in love with him than I am. 456 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:55,465 Okay. We're all saying some things 457 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,300 we're going to regret. { Nervous Chuckle] 458 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,634 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was 459 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,011 almost ready to begin his show. 460 00:17:00,094 --> 00:17:03,056 Okay. It's magic time. 461 00:17:03,139 --> 00:17:04,432 - Hey, good luck out there now. 462 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:05,850 - Listen, I got you something... 463 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,894 for being such a good guy... not 464 00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,896 that it's a surprise, you always are. 465 00:17:09,979 --> 00:17:12,398 Oh, well, uh... 466 00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:15,735 - My watch. - I want you to have it. 467 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,195 Well, you've stolen so many 468 00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:18,613 things from me over the years. 469 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,031 This is the first time 470 00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:21,490 you've ever given something back. 471 00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:23,451 I wanna try to be a better 472 00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:25,453 brother, like you are to me. 473 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,872 [Man] We're ready for you. 474 00:17:29,707 --> 00:17:31,125 Gob... 475 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,670 have a good show out there. 476 00:17:34,795 --> 00:17:37,089 [Man, Mispronounces Name] Ladies 477 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,341 and gentlemen, a magician named Gob. 478 00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:43,804 ?? [Dramatic] 479 00:17:58,152 --> 00:18:00,779 - Dad? - Hey, George Michael. 480 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,323 Where's the leather jacket? 481 00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:03,407 - It's lik 482 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:05,326 you said... you can't change who you are. 483 00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:07,202 So what? So I don't have any 484 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,038 hair on my arms or legs. So what? 485 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:10,122 You know, a leather 486 00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:11,457 jacket's not gonna change that. 487 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,875 You know, I was trying to act 488 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,335 like a tough guy, and it's wrong. 489 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,462 - I'm just a boring, old nice 490 00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:18,505 guy like you. - I'm not that nice. 491 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:19,840 Dad, if this is about the 492 00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,091 chair... I've been thinking. 493 00:18:21,175 --> 00:18:22,718 You deserve it. You know, it's not 494 00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,261 like you'd ever steal something big. 495 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,138 [Narrator] Michael was having 496 00:18:26,221 --> 00:18:27,890 second thoughts about his plan. 497 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,017 But then he got some unexpected help. 498 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,810 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt. You'd 499 00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,520 better tell Gob, the legs aren't coming. 500 00:18:33,604 --> 00:18:35,147 - Oh, my God. - I can't believe 501 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:36,773 the legs would screw him like this. 502 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:38,775 This is his one last chance. They'll 503 00:18:38,859 --> 00:18:40,777 never let him in the Alliance again. 504 00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,779 You have to do something. This 505 00:18:42,863 --> 00:18:44,740 is so important to me and Gob. 506 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,659 Where am I gonna get a pair of 507 00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:49,536 beautiful women's legs on such short notice? 508 00:18:51,413 --> 00:18:53,749 [Narrator] So, the trick went forward as planned. 509 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,168 And now, my, hopefully, 510 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,420 lovely assistant will join me. 511 00:18:58,545 --> 00:19:01,423 [Applause] 512 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,727 [Woman Gasps] 513 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:19,190 Wiggle those sexy gams, lady. 514 00:19:19,316 --> 00:19:20,650 { George Michael] I'm okay 515 00:19:20,734 --> 00:19:22,152 with myself. I'm okay with myself. 516 00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:29,367 { Shouts, Laughs] 517 00:19:29,451 --> 00:19:32,245 Mom, did you see it? I'm back in. 518 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:35,623 I've got the career back. 519 00:19:35,749 --> 00:19:37,208 - Thank you for coming. - 520 00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,835 [Narrator] And when Lucille noticed... 521 00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,713 how happy Marta had made Gob, she 522 00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,507 realized how important love was to her children. 523 00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:48,511 - Mom. - Hello, Buster. 524 00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:51,514 If you're still mad, I don't care. I'm in love. 525 00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:54,976 I actually came to ask Lucille something. 526 00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:57,103 - What? - I was wondering... 527 00:19:57,186 --> 00:20:00,023 if you'd like to play bridge with me next week? 528 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,612 I'd absolutely adore it. Oh, Lucille. 529 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,032 Oh, God. Look at us, Buster. 530 00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:12,702 We're back together again. Lucille and Lucille. 531 00:20:12,827 --> 00:20:14,495 You guys are friends again. 532 00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,122 You can play bridge together. 533 00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:18,708 - { Loud Kiss] - { Chuckling] 534 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:22,879 Could you just... just separate? { Loud Cough] 535 00:20:22,962 --> 00:20:25,339 [Narrator] Michael watched as the 536 00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:27,717 brother he swore to stop helping... 537 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,803 enjoyed the girlfriend he helped him reunite with. 538 00:20:33,472 --> 00:20:35,891 And so he returned to work, 539 00:20:35,975 --> 00:20:38,269 accepting the fact that he was a good guy. 540 00:20:39,770 --> 00:20:41,814 But not as good as everyone thought. 541 00:20:47,027 --> 00:20:48,904 This really worked better with the chair. 542 00:20:50,364 --> 00:20:52,116 On the next Arrested Development. 543 00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:54,785 The Alliance decides to let Gob back in. 544 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,620 Tell me, how'd you get two 545 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:57,705 Alliance-approved 546 00:20:57,788 --> 00:20:59,206 assistants with such short notice? 547 00:20:59,248 --> 00:21:01,292 - That was just my girlfriend 548 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,294 and my nephew. - { Murmuring] 549 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:05,588 Well, you're out. 550 00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:08,173 And Tobias gets some good news. 551 00:21:08,257 --> 00:21:09,258 - I got a gig 552 00:21:09,258 --> 00:21:13,554 ?? 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