1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,314 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was fed up 7 00:00:22,397 --> 00:00:24,441 with his mother's extravagant spending. 8 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,901 Hey, Mom. Remember we had that 9 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,277 conversation about trying to... 10 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,196 cut back on things that aren't necessities? 11 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:32,115 - Like it was yesterday. - It was this morning... 12 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,533 and now I hear that you've 13 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:34,826 hired a crew for the yacht. 14 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,786 - I'm selling that yacht. - 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,580 Michael, you haven't heard why I want it. 16 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,874 To throw the most lavish party this 17 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,043 town has ever seen for my birthday. 18 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,753 I enjoy bicentennials as much as the 19 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,463 next guy, Mom, but we're not doing that. 20 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,632 My neighbor Lucille Austero is 21 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,759 constantly throwing parties for herself. 22 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,469 - She's having another one in a 23 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,137 week. - I'm not going to that. 24 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,305 [Narrator] Buster had been 25 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,473 avoiding Lucille Austero... 26 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,892 since he accidentally flirted with 27 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:01,186 her while not wearing his glasses. 28 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:02,729 And then accidentally bid on her 29 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:04,230 at a charity bachelorette auction. 30 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:07,275 - Ten thousand dollars! - Buster. 31 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,152 And then accidentally entered her 32 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,904 apartment, thinking it was his mother's. 33 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,114 I need you right now. { Gasps] 34 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:16,409 Fellas, take a powder. 35 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:17,911 Oh, here comes the 10:15 36 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,370 conniption, right on time. 37 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,205 Honest to God, Buster, it's like every 38 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,291 little thing makes you seize up in terror lately. 39 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,002 I have no idea where you get that from. 40 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:27,670 Get away from that stove. You're 41 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,255 going to light your hair on fire. 42 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,759 He's weak. 43 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,385 Speaking of weak, Mom, what 44 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,928 do you got in there, gold bars? 45 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,432 Protein bars for your 46 00:01:39,515 --> 00:01:41,225 father. He's pumping up in prison. 47 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:43,478 No more parties. Okay, Mom? 48 00:01:44,645 --> 00:01:46,772 You're my third least-favorite child. 49 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:49,150 I can live with that. 50 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:51,194 [Narrator] Michael came home to find 51 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,154 his mother's fourth least-favorite child. 52 00:01:53,237 --> 00:01:54,780 Heard you're selling the yacht. 53 00:01:55,948 --> 00:01:57,700 Yeah. I had a couple in there this morning. 54 00:01:57,783 --> 00:01:59,201 Yeah, I know. 55 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,581 Well, they got the Asian right. 56 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:08,002 "Hotties" might be a stretch. 57 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:11,672 Well, let's start with the little one. 58 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,591 - You're not staying on the yacht, 59 00:02:13,674 --> 00:02:15,384 are you? - What do you want me to do? 60 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,470 Live full-time with Marta? 61 00:02:17,553 --> 00:02:19,138 - Or break up with her 62 00:02:19,221 --> 00:02:20,639 I'm sure there'd be somebody else 63 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,183 out there that would appreciate her. 64 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:23,350 [Narrator] In fact, Michael 65 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,477 felt that man was himself. 66 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,520 He had become infatuated 67 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,480 with his brother's girlfriend... 68 00:02:28,564 --> 00:02:29,982 and was having difficulty 69 00:02:30,065 --> 00:02:31,400 keeping his love a secret. 70 00:02:31,483 --> 00:02:33,986 You have 48 hours to vacate the yacht. 71 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:36,322 Guys, I've got a great 72 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,532 idea. I wanna throw Mom a party. 73 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,452 Would you... I just told Mom no more parties. 74 00:02:41,535 --> 00:02:43,620 I know, Michael. That's why this is the 75 00:02:43,662 --> 00:02:44,663 perfect opportunity to 76 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:45,831 throw her a surprise party. 77 00:02:45,914 --> 00:02:47,124 She'd never suspect it. 78 00:02:47,207 --> 00:02:48,292 - Is this her suggestion 79 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,335 No. I just think it's 80 00:02:50,419 --> 00:02:52,296 important to honor your parents. 81 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:54,298 Why don't you start by visiting Dad 82 00:02:54,381 --> 00:02:56,175 in jail? You've never even been there. 83 00:02:56,258 --> 00:02:58,093 Michael, do you have any idea what 84 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,887 would happen if I were to visit prison? 85 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:02,139 - Hmm. - It would be pandemonium. 86 00:03:02,222 --> 00:03:03,307 - Mm-hmm. - It'd just give 87 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:04,683 Dad one more reason to think... 88 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:07,186 that I've got nothing to offer but my looks. 89 00:03:07,269 --> 00:03:09,229 Yeah, I got some of that... 90 00:03:09,313 --> 00:03:11,231 except he also didn't like my looks. 91 00:03:11,773 --> 00:03:14,568 Okay, Michael. I will go visit Dad... 92 00:03:14,693 --> 00:03:15,694 if you drive Mom to the 93 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:17,195 restaurant for the surprise party. 94 00:03:17,195 --> 00:03:18,613 I'll just pretend that I'm 95 00:03:18,697 --> 00:03:19,990 taking her out that evening. 96 00:03:20,073 --> 00:03:21,700 - Come on. That would never 97 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:23,285 happen. - She can't drive herself. 98 00:03:23,368 --> 00:03:24,828 - I mean, she's the world's worst 99 00:03:24,911 --> 00:03:25,912 driver. 100 00:03:25,996 --> 00:03:27,247 - Lindsay was not exaggerating 101 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:29,791 Lucille had recently been 102 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,252 featured on Fox's World's Worst Drivers. 103 00:03:32,627 --> 00:03:33,879 Yeah. I can't believe she got 104 00:03:33,962 --> 00:03:35,172 that driver's license renewed. 105 00:03:35,213 --> 00:03:38,383 She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. 106 00:03:38,508 --> 00:03:40,385 Not my best work though. She wanted to look 48. 107 00:03:40,468 --> 00:03:43,054 I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. 108 00:03:43,138 --> 00:03:45,473 We ended up checking "Albino" on the form. 109 00:03:45,473 --> 00:03:46,975 Come on, Michael. Who knows how long 110 00:03:47,058 --> 00:03:48,518 our parents are going to be around. 111 00:03:48,518 --> 00:03:50,186 I gotta tell ya. I was over at her 112 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,022 place today, and she looked a little frail. 113 00:03:52,063 --> 00:03:53,815 She was having trouble even 114 00:03:53,898 --> 00:03:55,483 lifting up this bag of groceries. 115 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:58,820 All right. We will do the surprise party. 116 00:03:58,862 --> 00:04:01,531 [Maeby] For Gangy? 117 00:04:01,614 --> 00:04:03,575 - Yeah, how did you know? - 118 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:05,577 She called and invited us. 119 00:04:05,660 --> 00:04:07,620 - Okay, so it was her idea. 120 00:04:07,704 --> 00:04:09,622 - We don't have to go, do we? 121 00:04:09,706 --> 00:04:11,708 Come on. This is a Bluth family 122 00:04:11,791 --> 00:04:13,668 celebration. It's no place for children. 123 00:04:13,751 --> 00:04:16,254 [Narrator] And Lindsay went to the 124 00:04:16,337 --> 00:04:18,673 prison to visit her father for the first time. 125 00:04:18,756 --> 00:04:21,301 But didn't get the reception she was expecting. 126 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:24,262 I wanna thank you for coming 127 00:04:24,345 --> 00:04:25,763 here. It took a lot of guts. 128 00:04:25,889 --> 00:04:28,099 The reason I'm here today is because 129 00:04:28,141 --> 00:04:30,268 I felt that I needed to say something. 130 00:04:30,393 --> 00:04:32,770 - Oh, okay. - My whole life... 131 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:35,356 all you've ever praised me for is my looks. 132 00:04:35,481 --> 00:04:37,900 - Oh, no. Your looks... - Yes, Dad. 133 00:04:38,026 --> 00:04:39,360 I mean, it's always been 134 00:04:39,444 --> 00:04:40,695 Michael's got the brains... 135 00:04:40,778 --> 00:04:44,449 Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the... 136 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,327 - High-fastening pants. - Have you said that? 137 00:04:48,453 --> 00:04:50,371 No. I'm saying that now. 138 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:52,039 So, anyway. Look, if you're 139 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:53,583 wondering why I haven't visited... 140 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:55,376 maybe it's because I wanted to be 141 00:04:55,459 --> 00:04:57,336 thought of as more than just a beautiful face. 142 00:04:57,378 --> 00:05:00,339 And a gorgeous head of hair. 143 00:05:02,383 --> 00:05:04,385 [Narrator] Lindsay was surprised 144 00:05:04,468 --> 00:05:06,345 once again that no heads were turned. 145 00:05:06,429 --> 00:05:08,180 { Scoffs] 146 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,308 I'm gonna go shopping. 147 00:05:10,391 --> 00:05:12,351 I'll be back tomorrow. 148 00:05:14,228 --> 00:05:15,438 [Narrator] George Michael was 149 00:05:15,521 --> 00:05:17,273 finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 150 00:05:17,314 --> 00:05:19,066 [Narrator] George Michael was 151 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:20,901 finally moving beyond his crush on Maeby... 152 00:05:20,943 --> 00:05:22,236 and felt happy to have a cousin 153 00:05:22,319 --> 00:05:23,529 he couldjust see a movie with. 154 00:05:23,612 --> 00:05:26,198 [Man] It was a love between two 155 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,784 cousins that the world thought was wrong. 156 00:05:28,868 --> 00:05:31,620 - But it was the world that 157 00:05:31,662 --> 00:05:34,331 was wrong. - { Speaking French] 158 00:05:34,415 --> 00:05:35,541 - We have got to see this 159 00:05:35,624 --> 00:05:36,750 movie. - Excuse me, kids? 160 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:38,961 Can I see your I.D.'s? 161 00:05:40,087 --> 00:05:41,589 [Narrator] And Michael was driving 162 00:05:41,672 --> 00:05:43,173 his mother to her surprise party. 163 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:46,719 Where on earth are we going? 164 00:05:46,844 --> 00:05:49,805 Left at the next corner. 165 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,849 - You know, Michael? - Yeah? 166 00:05:51,932 --> 00:05:54,226 I'd be happy to drive if you want me to. 167 00:05:54,351 --> 00:05:56,019 It's better than sitting here 168 00:05:56,061 --> 00:05:57,604 with Buster's stupid rock behind me. 169 00:05:57,771 --> 00:05:58,772 [Narrator] Buster had 170 00:05:58,814 --> 00:06:00,190 recently brought the rock home... 171 00:06:00,190 --> 00:06:01,233 from an 172 00:06:01,316 --> 00:06:02,568 archeological dig, but had yet 173 00:06:02,651 --> 00:06:04,653 to find a way to get it out of the car. 174 00:06:04,736 --> 00:06:06,071 Mom, you've already got 175 00:06:06,155 --> 00:06:07,447 two strikes on your record. 176 00:06:07,531 --> 00:06:09,199 You strike one more person, 177 00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:10,909 and it's technically a spree. 178 00:06:12,244 --> 00:06:14,580 Are we going to the back? 179 00:06:14,621 --> 00:06:16,832 Is this what I think it is? 180 00:06:16,957 --> 00:06:19,167 - Surprise! - [Narrator] 181 00:06:19,251 --> 00:06:21,378 And she was surprised... 182 00:06:21,461 --> 00:06:23,714 That her family didn't show up. 183 00:06:23,797 --> 00:06:24,798 - S 184 00:06:24,881 --> 00:06:27,300 this is what my children think of me. 185 00:06:27,384 --> 00:06:32,723 ?? [TV: '60s Sitcom Theme] 186 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:37,352 - ?? [Continues] - [TVClicks Off] 187 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:42,065 Where the... { Beeps] was everybody? 188 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:43,525 What are you talking about? 189 00:06:44,693 --> 00:06:46,069 Mom's party. Where were you guys? 190 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:48,029 It's the first I've heard about it. 191 00:06:48,989 --> 00:06:53,285 - What about you? Neiman's? - Prison. 192 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,620 Then Neiman's. But only because I'm going 193 00:06:55,704 --> 00:06:57,872 back to prison, and they've seen me in this. 194 00:06:57,998 --> 00:07:02,127 Buster? You of all people. Where were you, buddy? 195 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:04,087 You barely even leave Mom's apartment. 196 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:06,089 [Narrator] In fact, Buster was 197 00:07:06,172 --> 00:07:08,007 worried about running into Lucille 2. 198 00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:10,176 So he never left his mother's apartment. 199 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:12,637 Lucille 2 was also supposed to go, but 200 00:07:12,721 --> 00:07:15,056 was waiting until she saw Buster emerge. 201 00:07:19,435 --> 00:07:22,480 Tonight, Mother was humiliated. 202 00:07:22,605 --> 00:07:23,982 And I wanna throw her another 203 00:07:24,065 --> 00:07:25,400 surprise party... a real one. 204 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:26,651 One where she's not the one 205 00:07:26,734 --> 00:07:27,861 that's yelling "Surprise." 206 00:07:27,902 --> 00:07:29,654 - Mom yelled "Surprise"? - Yeah. 207 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:31,364 She went from giddy to devastated. 208 00:07:31,489 --> 00:07:33,992 I mean, it would've been funny if it wasn't so... 209 00:07:34,117 --> 00:07:36,369 Well, it was kind of funny. 210 00:07:36,494 --> 00:07:38,579 What frail act got you this time, Michael? 211 00:07:38,705 --> 00:07:40,957 She couldn't open a jar? What, did a 212 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,167 clump of her hair come out in your hands? 213 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:44,585 - { Laughs] - No. It was 214 00:07:44,669 --> 00:07:46,087 something that she said at dinner. 215 00:07:46,170 --> 00:07:48,798 It's dry. 216 00:07:48,798 --> 00:07:50,091 You know, Mom, I'm sorry 217 00:07:50,174 --> 00:07:51,384 you're upset. But, you know... 218 00:07:51,426 --> 00:07:53,428 if you were nicer, then maybe your kids 219 00:07:53,511 --> 00:07:55,429 would take better care of you, you know? 220 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:58,057 Or-Or wanna be with you more. 221 00:08:02,228 --> 00:08:04,272 I've been a horrible mother. 222 00:08:04,397 --> 00:08:07,149 No, Mom. You're great. 223 00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:09,569 You've been a great mother. 224 00:08:09,694 --> 00:08:11,320 - Well, you know she's been a horrible 225 00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:13,155 mother, right? - You don't have to tell me. 226 00:08:13,197 --> 00:08:14,907 But what was I gonna say? 227 00:08:14,991 --> 00:08:16,701 All right? So, it's a party. 228 00:08:18,119 --> 00:08:19,286 I mean, if you're not gonna 229 00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,496 do it for Mom, do it for me. 230 00:08:20,579 --> 00:08:23,332 Okay. But I think a party's a little excessive. 231 00:08:25,084 --> 00:08:28,712 Um, is it okay if I do it for Mom and not you? 232 00:08:28,838 --> 00:08:31,799 - Yeah. - 'Cause I really like Mom. 233 00:08:31,882 --> 00:08:34,677 We know. 234 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,053 [Narrator] The next day, Buster 235 00:08:36,137 --> 00:08:37,596 decided it was time to deal with... 236 00:08:37,596 --> 00:08:40,099 the situation with Lucille Austero. 237 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:42,810 I've already got a Lucille in my life. 238 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,940 I understand. That's healthy. 239 00:08:47,982 --> 00:08:50,150 I didn't mean to lead you on. 240 00:08:50,276 --> 00:08:53,070 Oh, Buster. I feel so foolish. 241 00:08:53,153 --> 00:08:54,154 - No 242 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:58,701 Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. 243 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:00,994 - Am I needy? - No. 244 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:02,746 Are you sure I'm not needy? 245 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:04,373 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. 246 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,958 You know, we're probably not 247 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:07,459 that different, you and me. 248 00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:10,087 You and I. Is it "l" or is it "me"? 249 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:15,008 - Buster, it's us. - Yes. It is us. Us. 250 00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:27,604 { Both Chuckle Nervously] 251 00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:29,272 [Narrator] Under the pretense of 252 00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:30,816 driving his mother somewhere else... 253 00:09:30,941 --> 00:09:33,068 Michael, once again, arrived at the restaurant. 254 00:09:33,193 --> 00:09:35,779 Michael, did you do this again? 255 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:36,863 Surprise! 256 00:09:36,947 --> 00:09:39,825 - And once again, no one showed up 257 00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:41,701 [Waiter] Get up. 258 00:09:42,744 --> 00:09:46,456 I told you. They don't support me. 259 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:47,707 I hate to tell you, Mom, but 260 00:09:47,749 --> 00:09:48,917 they don't support me either. 261 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:50,585 I sat down and I told them 262 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:52,254 this was important to me. 263 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:56,007 You did that for me? 264 00:09:56,091 --> 00:09:58,969 - I let you drive, didn't I 265 00:09:59,052 --> 00:10:02,514 Yes, you did, Michael, and I'm loving it. 266 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:04,349 You're a good son. You 267 00:10:04,432 --> 00:10:06,101 always do things for others. 268 00:10:06,184 --> 00:10:08,436 You're the only one holding this family together. 269 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,813 And you see a lot more than 270 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:11,064 I give you credit for, Mom. 271 00:10:11,189 --> 00:10:12,941 You're not just concerned with 272 00:10:12,982 --> 00:10:14,651 yourself. You care about the family. 273 00:10:15,902 --> 00:10:17,904 Hey. Is that Gob? 274 00:10:18,029 --> 00:10:19,823 It's an idiot on a scooter 275 00:10:19,906 --> 00:10:21,616 at night? It's gotta be Gob. 276 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:24,828 - Let's give him a scare. - Hmm? 277 00:10:24,953 --> 00:10:26,788 - No, Mom. I don't think we 278 00:10:26,871 --> 00:10:28,581 should. - A nice little scare. 279 00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:31,459 - { Revs Engine] - Hey, big shot, 280 00:10:31,501 --> 00:10:34,170 too busy to go to your mother's party? 281 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:36,089 - Mom, that is not Gob. 282 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:37,882 Mom.! Mom.! - [Tires Screech] 283 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:40,260 [Static] 284 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:52,688 - You okay, sir? - { Groans] 285 00:10:52,814 --> 00:10:56,192 Yeah. I guess. How's my mom? She's so frail. 286 00:10:56,317 --> 00:11:00,279 I'm fine. I'm fine. I was thrown clear. 287 00:11:00,404 --> 00:11:03,157 I only care about you. 288 00:11:09,997 --> 00:11:11,832 - How are you feeling? - 289 00:11:11,916 --> 00:11:13,668 Actually, my head does not hurt at all. 290 00:11:13,793 --> 00:11:15,753 - What did you give me? - Your 291 00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:17,755 mother asked me to pump you full of... 292 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:21,676 - Children's aspirin. - Okay. 293 00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:23,844 You know, it's funny. I 294 00:11:23,928 --> 00:11:25,930 remember, um, leaving the restaurant. 295 00:11:26,055 --> 00:11:28,849 And then, uh, I was driving, I guess. 296 00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:31,102 l-I just... I cannot picture it. 297 00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:32,853 That's pretty common, actually. 298 00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:34,730 It's just short-term memory loss 299 00:11:34,814 --> 00:11:36,524 from the bump on the back of your head. 300 00:11:36,607 --> 00:11:38,400 I can't believe I did this. { Sighs] My 301 00:11:38,484 --> 00:11:40,361 insurance rates are gonna go through the roof. 302 00:11:40,402 --> 00:11:42,613 That's not what matters now. 303 00:11:42,696 --> 00:11:44,823 Here, get comfortable. Scoot up. 304 00:11:44,823 --> 00:11:48,410 "Scoot"? Scooter. Was there a scooter involved? 305 00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:52,456 { Gasps] Oh, dear. I can't believe I did that. 306 00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,083 - I am so sorry. I'll get you 307 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,668 some air. - I hardly felt it. 308 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:58,629 In fact, actually, uh, I didn't feel it. 309 00:11:58,712 --> 00:12:02,174 - [Glass Shatters] - What was that? 310 00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:06,553 Buster, you remember when 311 00:12:06,637 --> 00:12:08,305 we were kissing last night? 312 00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:12,726 It was a wild, wild ride. 313 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:15,437 But is this something we can do? 314 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:18,524 Is this something society will allow? 315 00:12:18,649 --> 00:12:21,109 I don't care what other people think. 316 00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:23,946 My God, for the first time in years I 317 00:12:24,029 --> 00:12:26,698 felt like I was standing on solid ground. 318 00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:30,118 You know, my panic attacks have decreased. 319 00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:34,873 I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even. 320 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,875 { Giggles] I mean, for 321 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,794 the first time in my life... 322 00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,712 { Gasps] 323 00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,635 I'll call Dr. Miller. 324 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,888 - [Cell Phone Ringing] - Oh. Excuse me. 325 00:12:50,013 --> 00:12:54,434 Hello. Oh, my God. I'm getting my gauze. 326 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:56,269 You know, I should call George 327 00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:57,979 Michael. I'm worried about my son. 328 00:12:58,104 --> 00:13:00,065 I'm worried about my son. George 329 00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,025 Michael will be fine with his aunt and uncle. 330 00:13:02,108 --> 00:13:05,612 I want you resting, not using the phone. 331 00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:08,448 - Let me take care of you. - You know, you 332 00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:11,159 really are more generous than I can remember. 333 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:12,702 But that's what a parent 334 00:13:12,786 --> 00:13:14,204 does, huh? You put your kid first? 335 00:13:16,581 --> 00:13:19,167 Rest up, sweetie. You gave me quite a scare. 336 00:13:21,252 --> 00:13:25,173 Scare. Did somebody say, "Let's give him a sc..." 337 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:27,717 { Gasps] What is the 338 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:30,220 matter with me? Clumsy Clara. 339 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:32,096 Totally cool. Didn't feel a thing. You 340 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,806 know, Mom, I'm crazy about this aspirin. 341 00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:37,018 I can't believe we give it to children. 342 00:13:37,101 --> 00:13:38,978 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, was being 343 00:13:39,020 --> 00:13:40,772 visited by Michael's son, George Michael. 344 00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:42,941 Michael? George Michael. 345 00:13:43,024 --> 00:13:45,610 - You've gotta go. - [Woman] Wait. 346 00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,028 - [Water Splashes] - 347 00:13:47,111 --> 00:13:48,321 Uncle Gob, is this a bad time? 348 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:51,741 No. Are you kidding? So, what's up? 349 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:53,534 I, uh, need you to make some 350 00:13:53,618 --> 00:13:55,244 fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby. 351 00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:58,164 - Like a passport? - Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. 352 00:13:58,247 --> 00:14:00,249 Oh, and, uh, preferably 353 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,293 French. I like the way they think. 354 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:04,337 Look, I don't want you thinking that your 355 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,297 uncle is some sleazy character from the docks. 356 00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,841 - Good morning. - How are you? 357 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:14,222 She's an Olympian... hopeful. 358 00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,766 Swimming and some coaching. Yes, 359 00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:19,143 I will make the I.D.'s for you. 360 00:14:19,227 --> 00:14:20,603 But we're gonna have to make this 361 00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:22,521 quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon. 362 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:23,856 I wouldn't worry about 363 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,107 him. He's staying at Gangy's. 364 00:14:25,191 --> 00:14:26,567 Yeah, he got in a car accident on 365 00:14:26,651 --> 00:14:28,152 the way back from her birthday party. 366 00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:29,528 - Man, I told him not to let her 367 00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:30,946 drive. - No. It was him driving. 368 00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:32,823 She's taking good care of him too. 369 00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:34,700 She won't even let him use the phone. 370 00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:36,911 - So you're telling me that he can't go 371 00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:38,704 anywhere and he's incommunicado? 372 00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:39,789 - Right 373 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,582 [Narrator] That's when Gob decided to take 374 00:14:41,665 --> 00:14:43,375 the yacht to South America for the summer. 375 00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:46,879 I gotta alert this boat's crew. 376 00:14:46,962 --> 00:14:49,089 They'll be devastated. 377 00:14:49,173 --> 00:14:51,342 [Narrator] Lindsay put on her 378 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:53,510 new outfit and returned to prison. 379 00:15:00,935 --> 00:15:02,895 Back at Lucille's, Michael was 380 00:15:02,978 --> 00:15:04,897 still piecing together the accident. 381 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,816 - Hey, Buster. - Hey, brother. 382 00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:12,196 - Dr. Miller? - Yeah. 383 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,531 I just jumped through a plate 384 00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:16,742 glass window on a date. { Laughs] 385 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,786 Oh. Well, women love to laugh. 386 00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:21,205 It was worth it to be away 387 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,457 from Mom's controlling grasp. 388 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:25,667 Buster, what's going on? 389 00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:27,794 What happened to your head? 390 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,713 Nothing. Gob was just teaching 391 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,506 me how to hit it with a hammer. 392 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,092 Gob was there. 393 00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:36,803 Gob was on his scooter. 394 00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,847 { Gasps] I think I wanted to hit Gob. 395 00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,266 Yes. That is exactly what 396 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,644 happened. You wanted to give Gob a scare. 397 00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:45,562 I don't know why. 398 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,983 I think I do. 399 00:15:52,069 --> 00:15:54,029 Thanks, Mom. 400 00:15:58,492 --> 00:15:59,951 [Narrator] George Sr. was once 401 00:16:00,035 --> 00:16:01,495 again being visited by his daughter. 402 00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:02,621 That's it. I don't 403 00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:03,955 want... You can't... I don't... 404 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,999 Please, you gotta stop coming here. 405 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:08,043 It is obvious I'm not wearing a bra, right? 406 00:16:08,126 --> 00:16:10,754 I can't take this anymore. I, um... Uh, 407 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,465 I'm paying far too big a price for this. 408 00:16:13,548 --> 00:16:15,133 Well, what about me? This is 409 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,718 the third time I've come here. 410 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,803 - I haven't even been remotely 411 00:16:18,887 --> 00:16:19,888 harassed. 412 00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:21,431 - That is not what I'm paying for 413 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,601 Have I lost it? Did I ever even have it? 414 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,770 I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands. 415 00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,105 - What? - Gold. Krugerrands. 416 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,274 Your mother snuck 'em in here 417 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,359 stuffed in energy bar wrappers... 418 00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:35,445 to keep me from getting 419 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,447 strangled in the shower or worse. 420 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,867 - Stabbed? - In a way. 421 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:44,120 I used them to pay off the other guys. 422 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,706 To stop them from hollering 423 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,208 obscenities at my... my little girl. 424 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,502 But you keep coming back 425 00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,713 here, honey, and I'm going broke. 426 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,300 That's all I ever wanted from you, Daddy. 427 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,846 For you to spend money on me. 428 00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:05,600 [Guard] No touching.! 429 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:09,562 Gob, I want you to move back on to the yacht. 430 00:17:09,687 --> 00:17:12,815 The yacht? What makes you think I'd want to now? 431 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,859 Well, I know that you've been looking for... 432 00:17:14,942 --> 00:17:16,360 - [Horn Blows] - What was that? 433 00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:18,446 I think that was on your end. 434 00:17:18,529 --> 00:17:20,198 The truth is, I can wait on selling 435 00:17:20,281 --> 00:17:21,866 the yacht. It's just money, right? 436 00:17:21,991 --> 00:17:24,660 Wow. How hard did you hit that steering wheel? 437 00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:26,287 - I actually hit the back of my 438 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:27,830 head. - The back of your head? 439 00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:31,667 Yeah. Gob, the accident only happened because... 440 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,253 I was trying to scare you. 441 00:17:34,378 --> 00:17:35,880 - Maybe even hurt you. - 442 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,381 That doesn't sound like you. 443 00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,383 It sounds like Mom. 444 00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:42,219 Can we please just lay off Mom for a change? 445 00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:44,180 She's the one that helped me remember 446 00:17:44,221 --> 00:17:46,056 what happened. I'm the bad guy here. Not her. 447 00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:48,476 And definitely not you, so, 448 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:50,936 would you please just take the yacht? 449 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,606 I'll think about it. 450 00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:58,944 South America sounds good. 451 00:17:59,069 --> 00:18:02,364 But a chance to expose Mom? 452 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:04,658 - Turn this skiff around. - 453 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,744 We haven't even left the dock. 454 00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:10,622 But "skiff" is appropriate, right? 455 00:18:10,748 --> 00:18:12,583 [Narrator] Gob rushed to 456 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:14,460 shore to spare his brother... 457 00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:15,586 from what he was certain 458 00:18:15,669 --> 00:18:16,962 were his mother's machinations. 459 00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:18,464 - { Michael] What are you 460 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:19,965 doing? - Hey. Open this door. 461 00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:22,050 - You've been set up. - Michael.! 462 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,510 There's no way you were trying 463 00:18:23,594 --> 00:18:24,928 to hurt me. You don't hate me. 464 00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:27,556 Mom hates me. You kind of like me. 465 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,266 - Yeah. I kind of like you. - Yeah. 466 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:31,560 [Lucille] Michael, I need your help. 467 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:32,644 - Coming 468 00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:35,647 - Ow! I got hit back there. - Right! 469 00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,441 On the back of the head, which means that 470 00:18:37,524 --> 00:18:39,192 you couldn't have hit the steering wheel. 471 00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:40,736 Mom must have clubbed you with a 472 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,821 champagne bottle or something so she could drive. 473 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,239 Gob, how'd you figure it out? 474 00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:46,783 It's funny you should ask that... 475 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,161 No. He didn't figure anything out. 476 00:18:49,244 --> 00:18:50,746 I probably got hit on the back of 477 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,330 the head because of Buster's rock. 478 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:55,333 - Hey, big shot! - [Knocking] 479 00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:57,502 Which was behind the passenger seat. 480 00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,671 Which means that she picked you up and 481 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,757 dragged you over to the driver's seat. 482 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,508 Mom can't pick me up. She could 483 00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:05,260 barely pick up that bag of protein bars. 484 00:19:05,719 --> 00:19:07,470 Guess what? They weren't protein bars. 485 00:19:07,554 --> 00:19:09,806 They were gold Krugerrands. And Dad 486 00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:12,058 finally paid attention to my intellect. 487 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,060 - { Lucille] Open this door! - Gob, this is nuts. 488 00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,730 - Mother is frail. - { Clattering] 489 00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:18,148 - Stop this nonsense this 490 00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:19,524 instant! - You set him up, Mom. 491 00:19:19,566 --> 00:19:21,192 I was halfway to South America, but I 492 00:19:21,276 --> 00:19:22,861 couldn't let you get away with it... 493 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,738 because we're brothers, Mom, 494 00:19:24,779 --> 00:19:26,448 and we kind of like each other. 495 00:19:28,491 --> 00:19:30,201 - You were going to South 496 00:19:30,285 --> 00:19:31,911 America? - I don't think so. 497 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:35,915 Mom, you and I were getting along so 498 00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:37,459 well. I was thinking so highly of you. 499 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,128 How could you make me think this was all my fault? 500 00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:41,421 Because if you knew it was my 501 00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:43,006 fault, you would've turned against me. 502 00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:45,258 And I had finally gotten you on my 503 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,385 side. You were sticking up for me. 504 00:19:47,468 --> 00:19:48,595 l-I don't even remember 505 00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:49,762 you ever doing that before. 506 00:19:49,804 --> 00:19:52,515 I just want my children to love me. 507 00:19:52,599 --> 00:19:56,769 Stop lying. Stop manipulating. Just be nicer. 508 00:19:56,853 --> 00:19:58,938 But... 509 00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,447 You're right. 510 00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:15,913 I'm a horrible mother. 511 00:20:18,499 --> 00:20:22,253 - No, no, Mom. You're great. - That's crazy talk. 512 00:20:22,378 --> 00:20:23,713 - You're a fantastic mother. - I 513 00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:25,339 can't believe what I'm hearing, Mother. 514 00:20:25,381 --> 00:20:27,592 Oh, we do. We really love you. 515 00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:29,635 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 516 00:20:29,719 --> 00:20:31,804 George Michael and Maeby sneak 517 00:20:31,887 --> 00:20:33,889 back into Les Cousins Dangereux. 518 00:20:33,973 --> 00:20:35,308 Excuse me. You're too young 519 00:20:35,391 --> 00:20:36,726 to be holding that ticket. 520 00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:38,477 - Let's go. - I can't go to jail. 521 00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:40,104 - Let's just watch cartoons. - Sir, we 522 00:20:40,187 --> 00:20:41,814 will not be starting with Les Cousins... 523 00:20:41,897 --> 00:20:43,691 - Until you leave. - Excuse me, 524 00:20:43,774 --> 00:20:45,526 but I thought my A.A.R.P. card... 525 00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:46,902 Was good for one and a guest. 526 00:20:46,986 --> 00:20:47,987 - You kno 527 00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,905 what? I knew society would never accept this. 528 00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:52,450 - And they never will. - [Narrator] 529 00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:54,952 Michael's insurance takes another hit. 530 00:20:55,035 --> 00:20:56,579 { Grunts] 531 00:20:57,037 --> 00:21:01,167 - { Groans] Ow! - ?? { Rock] 532 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:03,961 I was definitely driving that time. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net