1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,670 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:03,754 --> 00:00:05,130 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,466 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:09,718 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,059 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,690 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth 7 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,192 always rode his bike to work... 8 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,610 but the recent heat wave had 9 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,028 taken some of the fun out of it. 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,198 It had also caused problems... 11 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,657 in his presentation to 12 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:33,992 the Bluth Company investors. 13 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,786 There's no screwups with the permits this time? 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,122 The permits have been filed absolutely on time. 15 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,082 - You have my word on that. - [Drip] 16 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,545 Um, I'll tell you what. 17 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,589 Let me get some of this, uh... 18 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:48,673 - { Squeaking 19 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,259 Well, as you can... The important part is here. 20 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,344 - Bye, you guys. Really 21 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,636 great to see you again. - Bye. 22 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,267 They think you're full of... { Beeps] 23 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,186 I think it's the sweating. 24 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:02,687 - I've gotta get a car 25 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,106 Don't worry. I told them the truth. 26 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,483 That I rode here on a bike? 27 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:08,943 That the permits weren't filed. 28 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:10,904 But my dad filed the 29 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,864 permits before he went to jail. 30 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:15,366 He most certainly did not. 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,493 So, I just lied to the investors? 32 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,038 - You most certainly did. - That's really great. 33 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,664 Now I gotta ride my bike out to the 34 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,249 prison and talk to my dad about this. 35 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,126 That'll be fun in 100-degree heat. 36 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:27,378 Why don't you take your dad's car? 37 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:31,299 No. Dad would never go for that. 38 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:35,178 No, no, no, no. There's no ice cream in the car. 39 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,846 - I'll be careful. - All 40 00:01:36,929 --> 00:01:38,389 right. This is what we're gonna do. 41 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,475 Careful, Michael. 42 00:01:42,643 --> 00:01:45,104 Oh. 43 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:50,026 - Whatever you think. - Yeah. 44 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,653 But I did see Gob driving it last week. 45 00:01:52,778 --> 00:01:55,489 Wait. Honestly, Gob's driving the car? 46 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:58,200 I'm not the liar. 47 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,037 [Narrator] Michael needed his father's car... 48 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,456 so he went to confront his brother Gob. 49 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:06,208 - Give me a Gob. - Gob! 50 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,252 No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me. 51 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,337 It's what I call a 52 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,130 double-dipped banana with everything on it. 53 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,757 Hey, I can't believe you. I 54 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,341 asked you two weeks ago... 55 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:15,760 whether we should use Dad's car, 56 00:02:15,843 --> 00:02:17,261 and you said it would be bad form. 57 00:02:17,261 --> 00:02:19,430 Now I hear you're driving it. 58 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,725 That is a lie, a bold-faced lie! 59 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:24,393 [Narrator] Gob was lying. He 60 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,978 had been driving his father's car. 61 00:02:28,564 --> 00:02:31,358 ?? [Man Singing, Indistinct] 62 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,242 Why don't you just take your precious, portable... 63 00:02:40,284 --> 00:02:41,744 stairway vehicle you're always 64 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:43,203 trying to convince us is a car? 65 00:02:43,287 --> 00:02:44,371 Yeah, that would be great, 66 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:45,539 except our brother-in-law... 67 00:02:45,581 --> 00:02:47,499 left it in an airport parking lot. 68 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:49,334 From whence it came, huh? 69 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:51,003 [Narrator] In fact, Tobias had 70 00:02:51,086 --> 00:02:52,921 intended to park the family's only vehicle... 71 00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:54,840 at the airport parking lot... 72 00:02:54,923 --> 00:02:58,010 but was waved on to the tarmac instead... 73 00:02:58,093 --> 00:03:00,345 where he found a spot close to his gate. 74 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,975 Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks... 75 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,019 to support all the extra chocolate and nuts. 76 00:03:07,102 --> 00:03:08,353 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. 77 00:03:08,437 --> 00:03:09,730 Two sticks and extra chocolate? 78 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:11,815 Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that? 79 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:13,233 - He doesn't like to discuss 80 00:03:13,317 --> 00:03:14,318 money. 81 00:03:14,401 --> 00:03:15,694 - I don't like to discuss money 82 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:17,571 - You don't pay for it? - A Bluth 83 00:03:17,654 --> 00:03:19,323 banana? No, I hadn't planned on it. 84 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:20,574 But I'll tell you what... if 85 00:03:20,657 --> 00:03:21,867 you want to use my likeness... 86 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,827 for a Hamburglar-type character... 87 00:03:23,910 --> 00:03:26,496 I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber. 88 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,081 No, no, no, no, no. No more 89 00:03:28,165 --> 00:03:29,708 banana grabbing. No more car grabbing. 90 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:31,501 Throw that away, please. 91 00:03:31,585 --> 00:03:33,086 - But it's already made 92 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,380 I don't care. Nobody gets it now, okay? 93 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:39,885 - Are you happy? - My own brother, Michael. 94 00:03:40,802 --> 00:03:43,180 My own selfish brother. 95 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:47,058 - Michael. - All right. 96 00:03:49,603 --> 00:03:51,187 I do not want you to get 97 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:52,814 upset. He did not mean that. 98 00:03:52,897 --> 00:03:55,775 - Sometimes he says... - Selfish Michael. 99 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:02,866 He did not mean that either. 100 00:04:02,949 --> 00:04:04,659 [Narrator] Michael then went to 101 00:04:04,701 --> 00:04:06,327 his sister to find his father's car. 102 00:04:06,411 --> 00:04:08,371 What car? I don't know what you're talking about. 103 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:09,789 Dad's car. The one you 104 00:04:09,873 --> 00:04:11,207 didn't tell me that you had... 105 00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:12,584 even though I had to ride 106 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:13,918 my bicycle to work all week. 107 00:04:13,918 --> 00:04:15,879 Oh, Dad's car. 108 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:17,380 Well, obviously, I'm gonna 109 00:04:17,422 --> 00:04:18,673 use it if it's an emergency. 110 00:04:18,798 --> 00:04:20,258 [Narrator] Lindsay had such an 111 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,676 emergency three days earlier... 112 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:23,678 when her salon was able to 113 00:04:23,761 --> 00:04:25,555 squeeze her in at the last moment. 114 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:29,475 { Gasps] That color's discontinued! 115 00:04:29,559 --> 00:04:32,020 I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction. 116 00:04:32,103 --> 00:04:33,187 The bachelorette auction? 117 00:04:33,271 --> 00:04:34,272 You know you're married. 118 00:04:34,355 --> 00:04:35,440 You just go to dinner with 119 00:04:35,523 --> 00:04:36,566 the guy. It's for charity. 120 00:04:36,691 --> 00:04:38,234 That's what you said about posing 121 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:39,819 for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar. 122 00:04:39,902 --> 00:04:41,279 The one with the pictures of all 123 00:04:41,362 --> 00:04:42,822 the 30-year-old women in lingerie... 124 00:04:42,864 --> 00:04:44,490 with their nipples covered 125 00:04:44,574 --> 00:04:46,075 by copies of Oliver Twist. 126 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:47,201 Yeah, that made a big 127 00:04:47,285 --> 00:04:48,494 difference for the young ones. 128 00:04:48,578 --> 00:04:49,704 It would have if it didn't 129 00:04:49,787 --> 00:04:50,913 get banned from the schools. 130 00:04:50,997 --> 00:04:52,373 Come on, face it. You do all this 131 00:04:52,456 --> 00:04:53,958 charity crap just to stroke your ego. 132 00:04:53,999 --> 00:04:55,001 You don't even know what 133 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:56,127 the auction's for tonight. 134 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:59,630 - The wetlands. - To do what with them? 135 00:04:59,714 --> 00:05:02,133 - Dry them. - Save them. 136 00:05:02,216 --> 00:05:04,594 From drying. Which is more than you would ever do. 137 00:05:04,677 --> 00:05:06,887 You're, like, the least charitable person I know. 138 00:05:07,138 --> 00:05:09,140 I don't do anything for myself. 139 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:11,183 Everything that I do is for this family. 140 00:05:11,309 --> 00:05:13,185 Oh, you don't do it for us, Michael. 141 00:05:13,310 --> 00:05:14,520 You just do it because you 142 00:05:14,603 --> 00:05:15,771 love being the guy in charge. 143 00:05:15,813 --> 00:05:18,315 Cause you love saying no, like you said 144 00:05:18,399 --> 00:05:20,860 to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana. 145 00:05:20,985 --> 00:05:22,695 And even after he gave you the rights 146 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:24,363 to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character. 147 00:05:24,447 --> 00:05:26,240 You know what? I will start doing my 148 00:05:26,323 --> 00:05:27,992 charity work when you start doing yours. 149 00:05:28,117 --> 00:05:31,203 In the meantime, where's the car? 150 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,496 I think Buster has it. I 151 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:33,956 don't know. It's on the schedule. 152 00:05:33,956 --> 00:05:37,209 There is a schedule? 153 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:41,672 I always try so hard not to look at this thing. 154 00:05:41,755 --> 00:05:43,048 - [Narrator] So Michael went to 155 00:05:43,132 --> 00:05:44,341 find Buster. - Who let you in? 156 00:05:44,383 --> 00:05:45,676 - [Narrator] So Michael went to 157 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:46,969 find Buster. - Who let you in? 158 00:05:47,052 --> 00:05:49,555 Your new cleaning woman. What happened to Luz? 159 00:05:49,638 --> 00:05:51,348 Supposedly, Luz had to take 160 00:05:51,432 --> 00:05:53,100 her daughter to the hospital. 161 00:05:53,142 --> 00:05:55,060 That's Lupe, her sister. 162 00:05:55,144 --> 00:05:56,895 - God, I hope she's okay. - 163 00:05:56,979 --> 00:05:58,605 She's awful. Can barely wash a dish. 164 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:01,358 Uh-oh. She better not walk 165 00:06:01,442 --> 00:06:03,986 through here after she's been in there. 166 00:06:04,069 --> 00:06:05,654 Tell me you've got an exit strategy. 167 00:06:05,737 --> 00:06:06,738 - Mother 168 00:06:06,822 --> 00:06:08,407 Tell me you've got an exit strategy. 169 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:09,491 - Mother 170 00:06:09,575 --> 00:06:11,577 Oh, please. They didn't sneak 171 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,620 into this country to be your friends. 172 00:06:13,704 --> 00:06:15,414 Wow. 173 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:18,083 Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one. 174 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,168 You're the one who charged his own 175 00:06:20,252 --> 00:06:22,170 brother for a Bluth frozen banana. 176 00:06:22,254 --> 00:06:24,172 I mean, it's one banana, Michael. 177 00:06:24,256 --> 00:06:26,341 What could it cost, $ 10? 178 00:06:26,425 --> 00:06:27,843 You've never actually set 179 00:06:27,926 --> 00:06:29,344 foot in a supermarket, have you? 180 00:06:29,428 --> 00:06:31,054 I don't have time for this. 181 00:06:31,138 --> 00:06:32,139 I've got to get ready for 182 00:06:32,222 --> 00:06:33,223 the bachelorette auction. 183 00:06:33,306 --> 00:06:34,808 You're doing that? You can't possibly 184 00:06:34,891 --> 00:06:36,560 tell me that you care about the wetlands. 185 00:06:36,643 --> 00:06:38,687 I care about going for more 186 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:40,814 money than Lucille Austero. 187 00:06:40,897 --> 00:06:42,274 [Narrator] In fact, Lucille 188 00:06:42,357 --> 00:06:43,650 Bluth had made sure of that. 189 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:44,734 Lucille! 190 00:06:44,818 --> 00:06:47,404 - I got you tickets to The Producers 191 00:06:47,487 --> 00:06:50,198 I already saw it in New York. 192 00:06:50,282 --> 00:06:52,826 But that's of no use to a woman whose 193 00:06:52,909 --> 00:06:55,370 vertigo makes flying a grotesque misadventure. 194 00:06:55,453 --> 00:06:59,416 You must have scrimped and saved for these. 195 00:06:59,499 --> 00:07:02,252 But isn't this the night of the auction? 196 00:07:02,335 --> 00:07:04,921 - Is it? - You seem pretty confident. 197 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:06,881 Oh, I think there's a certain bachelor... 198 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:08,258 who won't mind coming home 199 00:07:08,341 --> 00:07:09,759 with me at the end of the evening. 200 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:13,179 - Buster. - Where did he go? 201 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:15,807 Buster! 202 00:07:15,890 --> 00:07:18,518 Why do you hide every time the doorbell rings? 203 00:07:18,601 --> 00:07:20,311 - I'm not hiding. - [Narrator] 204 00:07:20,395 --> 00:07:22,063 Buster was hiding from Lucille Austero. 205 00:07:22,147 --> 00:07:24,274 After inadvertently flirting with her at a 206 00:07:24,357 --> 00:07:26,401 social event while not wearing his glasses... 207 00:07:26,484 --> 00:07:28,861 Lucille had been pursuing him ever since. 208 00:07:28,945 --> 00:07:30,280 - { Lucille 2] Buster, hi. 209 00:07:30,363 --> 00:07:31,614 It's me again. - { Gasping] 210 00:07:31,698 --> 00:07:33,783 I've still got those Producers 211 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:35,910 tickets, and I'd love to share them with you. 212 00:07:35,994 --> 00:07:37,829 I don't want you to think I'm 213 00:07:37,912 --> 00:07:39,664 taking this more seriously than you... 214 00:07:39,747 --> 00:07:41,833 "are and unless you're planning 215 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:43,918 some grand romantic gesture... 216 00:07:44,002 --> 00:07:47,463 my feelings are just the teensiest bit hurt." 217 00:07:47,547 --> 00:07:50,341 - What are you going to do? - Bid on you. 218 00:07:50,425 --> 00:07:52,218 - How much? - Ten thousand dollars. 219 00:07:52,301 --> 00:07:54,178 - When? - When they call my name. 220 00:07:54,262 --> 00:07:56,097 No, they're not going to call your 221 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,974 name. They're going to call my name. 222 00:07:58,057 --> 00:08:01,853 [Sighs] Good grief. 223 00:08:01,936 --> 00:08:05,523 Hey, Busty. You been using Dad's car? 224 00:08:05,606 --> 00:08:08,276 No. Uh, well, yes. 225 00:08:08,359 --> 00:08:10,278 - You got the keys? - Uh, 226 00:08:10,361 --> 00:08:12,196 probably in my school pants. 227 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,739 - Okay. - I have been a 228 00:08:13,823 --> 00:08:15,199 part of this archeological dig. 229 00:08:15,283 --> 00:08:17,493 - Hmm. - I think we found a part of 230 00:08:17,576 --> 00:08:19,704 a pterodactyl under Fashion Island. 231 00:08:19,787 --> 00:08:22,415 - Be careful. - { Gasps] 232 00:08:22,498 --> 00:08:24,792 Oh! 233 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:27,336 That was 90% gravity. 234 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,796 It is my day on the schedule, 235 00:08:28,879 --> 00:08:30,172 but I guess you get them first. 236 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:31,257 Yeah. 237 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,968 - Wait. I need my rape whistle back 238 00:08:34,051 --> 00:08:36,137 You got all your stuff out of the car? 239 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,888 Yeah, I left my, um, homework in 240 00:08:37,972 --> 00:08:39,598 the backseat, but I can get it later. 241 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:41,934 - Okay. - Okay. { Whistle Blows] 242 00:08:42,017 --> 00:08:43,477 { Chuckles] Help. 243 00:08:43,561 --> 00:08:45,396 [Narrator] Michael surveyed 244 00:08:45,479 --> 00:08:47,189 the damage to his father's car... 245 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:49,316 the partially excavated 246 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,360 skull, the spilled nail polish... 247 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,028 the burned seats...and he 248 00:08:53,112 --> 00:08:54,655 came to an important decision. 249 00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:56,407 Well, I'm getting some ice 250 00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:58,075 cream... I can tell you that right now. 251 00:08:59,159 --> 00:09:00,577 [Narrator] Michael, now 252 00:09:00,661 --> 00:09:01,954 able to drive to prison... 253 00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:03,956 confronted his father about the permits. 254 00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:05,374 How come you didn't tell me 255 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,625 that you didn't file them? 256 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,377 I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying 257 00:09:08,418 --> 00:09:09,962 to get my newsletter off the ground... 258 00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:11,880 and I'm trying to decide 259 00:09:11,964 --> 00:09:13,799 which gang to align myself with. 260 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:15,092 - Is it pledge week already? 261 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,301 - I've got it down to two... 262 00:09:16,343 --> 00:09:19,221 but, honestly, I just don't even want to choose. 263 00:09:19,304 --> 00:09:21,473 I just feel... I feel like 264 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:23,642 the prettiest girl at the dance. 265 00:09:23,725 --> 00:09:25,018 Listen, about that permit 266 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,228 thing, that's an easy fix. 267 00:09:26,311 --> 00:09:27,938 just break into the permit office, 268 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,690 slip the application into the next file... 269 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:31,066 then you tell them, you 270 00:09:31,149 --> 00:09:32,526 know, "Hey, you guys screwed up." 271 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,277 - I'm not doing that, Dad. - 272 00:09:34,361 --> 00:09:35,946 Michael, you lied to your investors. 273 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:39,199 You gotta make that right. Call Gob. 274 00:09:39,282 --> 00:09:40,617 He'll handle it. That's 275 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:41,868 what... That's what he's for. 276 00:09:41,952 --> 00:09:43,870 That's what he's for. 277 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:45,413 You better tell him I'm asking. I 278 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,082 don't think he's gonna do it for you... 279 00:09:47,124 --> 00:09:48,333 after you wouldn't even give 280 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:49,584 him a frozen banana, Michael? 281 00:09:49,626 --> 00:09:51,002 - What is there, a chat room that 282 00:09:51,086 --> 00:09:52,546 you guys... - That's not charitable. 283 00:09:52,587 --> 00:09:53,964 Never mind. I'll tell Gob 284 00:09:54,047 --> 00:09:55,340 that you want him to do this. 285 00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:56,925 - Okay. I got a dance I gotta get 286 00:09:57,008 --> 00:09:58,009 ready for. 287 00:09:58,093 --> 00:09:59,344 - Whoa. There's really a dance 288 00:09:59,427 --> 00:10:01,554 I don't know. Both sides 289 00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:03,723 are making a lot of promises. 290 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,646 You should call this a Gob, guy. 291 00:10:14,401 --> 00:10:17,779 Gob, can I talk to you for a sec? 292 00:10:17,821 --> 00:10:20,657 Listen, um, I'm really sorry about before. 293 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,242 I said some things, and I 294 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:23,701 got a little carried away. 295 00:10:23,827 --> 00:10:25,161 It's not the way you're 296 00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:26,496 supposed to treat a brother... 297 00:10:26,579 --> 00:10:28,540 especially one that I value so highly. 298 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,751 Oh, I need a favor. 299 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,920 - That was subtle. { Whistle 300 00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:35,380 - Did you just whistle? - I 301 00:10:35,421 --> 00:10:36,673 had to buy a candied apple... 302 00:10:36,798 --> 00:10:38,341 when you denied me a banana, so, yeah, 303 00:10:38,424 --> 00:10:39,926 I'm whistling. { Whistling Continues] 304 00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:41,010 Satisfied? 305 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,638 - It's not that noticeable. Listen 306 00:10:43,721 --> 00:10:46,474 - Dad would like for you to 307 00:10:46,557 --> 00:10:48,810 break into the permit office. 308 00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:49,894 - Dad 309 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:51,688 Dad said he wanted me for that? 310 00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:52,772 - Yes, he did 311 00:10:52,855 --> 00:10:54,232 Will you do it? 312 00:10:54,315 --> 00:10:56,984 - Maybe. I have some conditions 313 00:10:57,068 --> 00:10:59,487 - { Whistling] Terms. - Boy. 314 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:01,531 - One condition and one term. - All right. 315 00:11:01,614 --> 00:11:02,907 - Let's have the condition 316 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:03,991 first. 317 00:11:04,075 --> 00:11:05,284 - Free banana whenever I want 318 00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:06,786 - Single dip. - Double 319 00:11:06,869 --> 00:11:08,162 dip, but I'll take one stick. 320 00:11:08,246 --> 00:11:10,498 - All right. What else? - Creative control... 321 00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:13,042 spin-off rights and theme park approval... 322 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,293 for Mr. Banana-Grabber, 323 00:11:14,377 --> 00:11:15,419 Baby Banana-Grabber... 324 00:11:15,503 --> 00:11:17,004 and any other Banana-Grabber family 325 00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:18,673 character that might emanate therefrom. 326 00:11:18,756 --> 00:11:20,132 I retain animation rights, and 327 00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:21,634 we're gonna go back to single dip. 328 00:11:21,717 --> 00:11:23,094 - Done. - Great. What else? 329 00:11:23,177 --> 00:11:25,096 You humiliated me in front of my nephew. 330 00:11:25,179 --> 00:11:27,264 I expect you to fix that. 331 00:11:27,348 --> 00:11:30,267 I want the respect of your son. 332 00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:32,395 You better let me do the talking. 333 00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,063 [Michael] George Michael, 334 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:35,689 your uncle has a request. 335 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:38,025 One Bluth banana, George Michael. 336 00:11:38,109 --> 00:11:39,527 Go ahead, give it to him. 337 00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:41,028 Gob deserves your respect. 338 00:11:41,111 --> 00:11:43,280 And from now on, I want you to do 339 00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:45,491 whatever he asks you to do, okay? 340 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,536 After all, he is your uncle, and I 341 00:11:48,619 --> 00:11:51,497 think we ought to just embrace that. 342 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:52,581 Thank you. 343 00:11:52,665 --> 00:11:55,668 - Have I held up my end of the deal 344 00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,711 I can't believe I gave you animation rights. 345 00:11:57,795 --> 00:11:59,338 I hope that doesn't come 346 00:11:59,421 --> 00:12:00,881 back and bite me in the ass. 347 00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:02,216 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay, 348 00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:03,509 wanting to prove to Michael... 349 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,927 that she was a charitable 350 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,553 person, joined a group of activists... 351 00:12:06,637 --> 00:12:10,224 dedicated to preserving the wetlands. 352 00:12:10,307 --> 00:12:13,185 Yeah. Hi. I'm gonna need a taxi. 353 00:12:13,268 --> 00:12:17,356 I don't know if that smell is you, the car... 354 00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:18,440 something you ate or 355 00:12:18,524 --> 00:12:19,858 something you're about to eat... 356 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,319 but my God, you're in a service business! 357 00:12:22,402 --> 00:12:25,280 [Phone Ringing] 358 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,616 - Hello. - I'm in the wetlands. 359 00:12:27,699 --> 00:12:28,784 I've got a poker thing, 360 00:12:28,867 --> 00:12:29,993 and I'm gonna clean them up. 361 00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:31,411 So the next time you wanna 362 00:12:31,495 --> 00:12:32,829 tell me that I'm uncharitable... 363 00:12:32,913 --> 00:12:34,331 why don't you just ask yourself 364 00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:35,791 who called you from the wetlands? 365 00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:36,875 Who is this? 366 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,877 - Nice try. You're the selfish one 367 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,754 Now, if you'll excuse me, 368 00:12:40,837 --> 00:12:42,547 I've got some nature to save. 369 00:12:42,589 --> 00:12:44,925 - [Loud Croak] - [Lindsay Screams] 370 00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,135 [Narrator] While Lindsay was finding 371 00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,221 it difficult to be truly charitable... 372 00:12:49,262 --> 00:12:51,389 Michael was looking for an 373 00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:53,517 opportunity to rise to Lindsay's challenge... 374 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,602 and that's when he recognized his 375 00:12:55,685 --> 00:12:57,562 mother's fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop. 376 00:12:57,687 --> 00:13:00,232 Hello there. You're not riding the bus today. 377 00:13:00,357 --> 00:13:01,775 Get in this car. I'm not 378 00:13:01,858 --> 00:13:03,235 taking no for an answer. Come on. 379 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:04,527 Don't make me get out of this 380 00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:05,904 car and put you in here myself. 381 00:13:05,904 --> 00:13:07,113 - That's right. Here we go. - 382 00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:08,823 Unfortunately, the woman he picked up... 383 00:13:08,865 --> 00:13:11,618 wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger. 384 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,912 And upon seeing bones, a shovel 385 00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:16,164 and what appeared to be blood... 386 00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:19,167 she realized he wasn't who she thought he was. 387 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:23,588 Mister, please. { Spanish] 388 00:13:23,671 --> 00:13:26,508 This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish. 389 00:13:26,591 --> 00:13:29,052 Yo "escared." 390 00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:30,136 Uh-huh. 391 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,514 - "Izquierdo." I know that one 392 00:13:32,597 --> 00:13:37,435 Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish. 393 00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:40,855 [Narrator] Michael thought he was 394 00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:42,357 helping his mother's housekeeper... 395 00:13:42,357 --> 00:13:43,775 But he had the wrong woman. 396 00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:44,859 - 397 00:13:44,943 --> 00:13:46,402 guess it would just be a guy who... 398 00:13:46,486 --> 00:13:48,655 you know, grabs bananas and runs... 399 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:52,033 or, uh, a banana that grabs things. 400 00:13:52,116 --> 00:13:53,409 I don't know. Why would a 401 00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:54,660 banana grab another banana? 402 00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:55,745 Those are the kind of 403 00:13:55,828 --> 00:13:57,121 questions I don't wanna answer. 404 00:13:57,205 --> 00:14:01,167 [Phone Ringing] 405 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,960 - Hello. - { Lindsay] Oh, 406 00:14:03,044 --> 00:14:04,712 Michael, it's so beautiful here. 407 00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:06,506 - You have to come down and see 408 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:07,590 this. 409 00:14:07,673 --> 00:14:08,966 - I'm a little busy right now 410 00:14:09,050 --> 00:14:10,968 I've got someone else in the car with me... 411 00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:13,262 and I'm not going anywhere 412 00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:15,514 until she's taken care of. 413 00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:18,601 Look, I screwed up, okay? 414 00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:21,687 I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands. 415 00:14:21,771 --> 00:14:23,397 They're stupid and wet, and 416 00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:24,982 there are bugs everywhere. 417 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,568 And I think I maced a crane, Michael. 418 00:14:27,652 --> 00:14:29,111 Look, you've got Dad's car. 419 00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:30,571 Why don't you come pick me up? 420 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:34,575 - { Beeps Off] - Crazy. Loco. 421 00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:37,161 Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay? 422 00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,247 So I hope no one's waiting for you. 423 00:14:40,331 --> 00:14:41,707 [Narrator] In fact, the 424 00:14:41,791 --> 00:14:43,167 woman Michael thought was Lupe... 425 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,293 - Did have people waiting 426 00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:45,544 for her... - [Sirens Wailing] 427 00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:48,631 and they had reported her missing. 428 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,050 The real Lupe, however, was 429 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,551 leaving Lucille's for the evening. 430 00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:55,387 [Laughs] Buster, l... 431 00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:57,514 Oh. { Chuckles] Hello. 432 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,309 It appears my one-time admirer... 433 00:15:00,434 --> 00:15:02,561 is not planning some grand 434 00:15:02,645 --> 00:15:04,688 romantic gesture after all. 435 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:08,233 { Chuckles] You know what? It's his loss. 436 00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:11,612 It's his loss. It's his loss! 437 00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:13,530 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, 438 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:15,365 was casing the permit office... 439 00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:16,950 following the first rule of 440 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,452 surveillance... never get noticed. 441 00:15:18,577 --> 00:15:21,371 Carrier Express. { Whistles] 442 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:22,748 - [Dog Barking 443 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,708 - Say, you're not our regular 444 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,585 guy. - No, I'm the substitute. 445 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,545 Hey, Gary, get a picture of me 446 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:30,380 with the new whistling delivery guy. 447 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:33,258 [Narrator] Gob realized he needed a new plan. 448 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,468 So, I need you to give 449 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:35,719 your father a message for me. 450 00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:37,054 All right. You heard my dad. I 451 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,555 have to do whatever you ask me to. 452 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:41,308 Right. I forgot about that. 453 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:43,185 All right. Take this lock-pick set, 454 00:15:43,268 --> 00:15:45,020 break into the permit office for me. 455 00:15:45,062 --> 00:15:46,271 - No, I think I better check 456 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:47,481 with my dad first. - Well... 457 00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:49,107 You're gonna break into a 458 00:15:49,191 --> 00:15:50,734 permit office? Sweet. Can I come? 459 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,319 [Narrator] And George Michael saw 460 00:15:52,402 --> 00:15:53,820 a chance to get closer to Maeby. 461 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,405 You know, my dad hates to 462 00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:56,948 micromanage. Let's just do this. 463 00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,452 [Narrator] And back at the wetlands... 464 00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:02,454 Lindsay finally found her taxi. 465 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:06,625 Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before. 466 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,543 - Oh, my God. It's me! - [Narrator] 467 00:16:08,627 --> 00:16:10,378 And in her haste to leave the wetlands... 468 00:16:10,462 --> 00:16:12,589 she forgot to call Michael. 469 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,801 Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you 470 00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:19,262 doing? Get in the car. Don't move. 471 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,933 Lindsay! Linds! 472 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,019 Come on. I'm tired of looking. 473 00:16:26,102 --> 00:16:28,438 She's not here. 474 00:16:28,563 --> 00:16:31,900 She probably never was here. She set me up. 475 00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:33,610 This is probably all about 476 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,195 the car. I'm gonna kill her! 477 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:38,406 Hey! Where are you going? Hello! 478 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,619 - I'm trying to help you. - { Grunting] 479 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,039 You're welcome. 480 00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:48,082 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob met with his father... 481 00:16:48,124 --> 00:16:50,293 to discuss the permit office break-in. 482 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,337 So I say to Michael, "If it's 483 00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,339 so important to Dad, { Whistling] 484 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,591 I'll look past your selfishness and do it." 485 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,843 There's a dentist in here who, uh, 486 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,970 took liberties with his patients. 487 00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:03,222 - I'm gonna ask him to look at 488 00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,766 whatever is happening with you. 489 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:05,850 - Thanks, Pop 490 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,435 Hey, my stock is never gonna be 491 00:17:07,518 --> 00:17:09,228 higher with his gang than it is right now. 492 00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:11,355 - Yeah. So have you, uh, 493 00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:13,357 made a decision or... - { Sighs] 494 00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:14,484 I don't know. I thought 495 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,568 I had it down to two... 496 00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:19,572 but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch. 497 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,783 So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office? 498 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:25,036 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 499 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,120 - Easy 500 00:17:26,203 --> 00:17:27,496 - I delegated, just like you 501 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,748 taught me. - Who'd you get? 502 00:17:28,831 --> 00:17:30,708 George Michael. 503 00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,668 - My grandson? - Yeah. 504 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,253 You got my 505 00:17:34,337 --> 00:17:35,629 14-year-old grandson to do this. 506 00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,757 Under 18 walks out clean. 507 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,801 Listen, um, there's a very strict 508 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,763 "no touching" policy here, but... 509 00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:45,681 Oh, what the hell. It's 510 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,475 worth a week in the hotbox. 511 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,769 - { Guard] No touching! - You stupid ass. 512 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:53,856 [Narrator] And George Michael was successful... 513 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,065 - With the lock pick Gob had 514 00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:56,483 given him. - What are you doing? 515 00:17:56,525 --> 00:17:58,527 We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file. 516 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,529 I know. I'm just leaving my calling card. 517 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,614 I thought we didn't want 518 00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:02,823 anyone to know we were here. 519 00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,325 It's a little late for that. 520 00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:05,784 Our fingerprints are everywhere. 521 00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:06,869 You said they weren't 522 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,120 gonna check for fingerprints. 523 00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,080 No. I said don't wear your mittens. 524 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:11,206 I didn't want you to look 525 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,499 stupid on the security camera. 526 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,917 - There's a security camera? - 527 00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:15,377 [Man On Radio] Security breach... 528 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,587 - Someone's coming. What do 529 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:17,713 we do? - [Radio Continues] 530 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,049 I don't know. I always get caught. 531 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,509 Save yourself. I'll take the hit. 532 00:18:22,593 --> 00:18:24,011 My record's clean. I got 533 00:18:24,094 --> 00:18:25,512 my bike seat stolen once... 534 00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:26,847 but I don't think it counts on 535 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,307 your record if you're the victim. 536 00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:29,725 - There is a record of this, but 537 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,351 it's not like I'm... - [Keys Jingling] 538 00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:32,853 Thanks. I'll take the rap next 539 00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:34,438 time we do something like this, okay? 540 00:18:34,521 --> 00:18:37,691 - [Radio Continues] - Next time. 541 00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:41,028 - [Door Opens] - [Man] Hold it.! 542 00:18:41,111 --> 00:18:42,487 [Narrator] And Lindsay made it to 543 00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:43,905 the Save the Wetlands auction... 544 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,699 - With moments to spare. - Hey, Mom. 545 00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:48,035 Oh, honey. 546 00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:51,496 You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands. 547 00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:53,165 [Narrator] While Lucille was waiting 548 00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,833 for Buster to show up and bid on her... 549 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,043 Buster was waiting for the 550 00:18:56,126 --> 00:18:57,210 other Lucille to leave... 551 00:18:57,294 --> 00:18:59,504 for what he assumed was The Producers... 552 00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:02,466 but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction. 553 00:19:02,549 --> 00:19:04,926 And Lindsay was finally up for auction... 554 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,554 which Michael arrived just in time to see. 555 00:19:07,637 --> 00:19:10,473 What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth? 556 00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:12,142 Gentlemen, it's a good cause. 557 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,311 [Narrator] And as 558 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:15,687 Michael looked at his sister... 559 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:17,939 uncertain whether her face was red 560 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,150 from embarrassment or the sun damage... 561 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:21,693 it was clear she had been 562 00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:23,236 in the wetlands that day. 563 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,156 - One thousand. - { People Gasping] 564 00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:28,742 Seriously? 565 00:19:28,825 --> 00:19:31,619 Sold... to the man who 566 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,372 truly knows what charity is. 567 00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:36,958 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, the 568 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:39,377 lovely Lucille. - Move! Move! Move! Move! 569 00:19:39,461 --> 00:19:41,296 Who is the lucky bachelor... 570 00:19:42,464 --> 00:19:44,340 [Narrator] And Buster showed upjust in time... 571 00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:45,884 - Ten thousand dollars! { 572 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,260 Gasps] - ?? [Man Singing] 573 00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:48,678 - Buster! - [Narrator] to 574 00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:50,013 bid on the wrong Lucille. 575 00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:52,557 - { Gasping] - How grand! - ?? [Continues] 576 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,060 - { Stammers] - How terribly grand! 577 00:19:56,144 --> 00:19:58,896 - { Whimpers] - { Sighs] 578 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,274 Well, how embarrassing. My own 579 00:20:01,357 --> 00:20:03,526 brother buying me? I'd rather die. 580 00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:06,738 Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish. 581 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:08,322 You actually went out there. I 582 00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:09,907 was impressed you gave it a shot. 583 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,993 Excuse me. Is this your car? 584 00:20:12,201 --> 00:20:13,661 Yes. It's his. 585 00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:16,998 - You're under arrest... - Ow! Ow! 586 00:20:17,123 --> 00:20:19,125 for the forced abduction 587 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,127 of Helen Maria Delgado. 588 00:20:22,837 --> 00:20:25,840 ?? [Continues] 589 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:29,427 What'd you do? 590 00:20:29,552 --> 00:20:31,679 just trying to be a good guy. 591 00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:36,100 Me too. Me too. 592 00:20:36,225 --> 00:20:38,394 { Michael] Let's go see Pop-Pop. 593 00:20:38,477 --> 00:20:40,646 { Siren Wails] 594 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,150 On the next Arrested Development. 595 00:20:44,275 --> 00:20:46,402 Michael gets a lucky break when 596 00:20:46,485 --> 00:20:48,487 Helen makes the same mistake that he did. 597 00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:50,281 - Four. Cuatro. - Four, step forward. 598 00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:57,955 And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision. 599 00:20:58,038 --> 00:21:00,166 Look, a seagull! 600 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,376 - { Munching] - I never 601 00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:04,420 should've given up animation rights. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net