1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,396 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,065 visiting his father in prison... 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,566 anxious to get to the bottom 9 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:25,942 of some mysterious bookkeeping. 10 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:27,903 It just doesn't make any sense, Dad. 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,780 Where did this money come from? Why did it 12 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,531 end up in the international accounts file? 13 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,241 [Narrator] George Sr. was also 14 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,951 anxious, but less about the bookkeeping. 15 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,536 This game is never gonna happen. Half 16 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,205 of these guys are still in their cuffs. 17 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,414 I hate to be a buzzkill, but 18 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,916 I'm trying to get you out of here. 19 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,751 Well, I'm trying to get us out of last 20 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,753 place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. 21 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,714 Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco. 22 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:50,592 I'm starting to wonder why I even bother coming. 23 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:51,676 - [Inmate] Bluth.! Right 24 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,927 field.! - That is ridiculous. 25 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,637 - You won't even talk to me! 26 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,264 - I'm catcher, or I'm nothing! 27 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,391 [Narrator] Michael returned to work... 28 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,018 where his assistant, Kitty, 29 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,603 greeted him with some startling news. 30 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,480 Your wife's on line one. 31 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,023 - [Narrator] Michael's wife had 32 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,566 been dead for two years. - My what? 33 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,984 Kitty realized her mistake. 34 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,528 I said, your wife is on line one. 35 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,780 But not immediately. 36 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,782 Oh! Oh, God. 37 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:18,077 I'm sorry. George's wife. Your mother. 38 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,080 I'm so used to being George's assistant. 39 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,707 [Narrator] Kitty had been George Sr. 40 00:01:22,790 --> 00:01:24,334 's fiercely loyal assistant for years. 41 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:29,922 And Michael suspected that she 42 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,591 had the information he needed. 43 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:34,802 Hey, Kitty, listen, you wouldn't know... 44 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,220 if we had any documentation on 45 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,930 these international accounts, would you? 46 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:41,267 That's actually not any of your business. 47 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:44,479 My business. That's not any of my business. 48 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:48,483 Hey, Mom. 49 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:50,109 Are you aware we've been downgraded to 50 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,819 being just pool members at the club now? 51 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,279 { Michael] Yeah, it's a real shame 52 00:01:53,362 --> 00:01:54,739 what's going on with this family. 53 00:01:54,780 --> 00:01:56,532 You're stuck by the pool, and 54 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,242 Dad's getting picked last for softball. 55 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,077 Nonetheless, you can free up a little 56 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,038 company money to get back our golf privileges. 57 00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:04,332 No, I can't. Mom, you don't even play golf. 58 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,125 No, but I use the clubhouse dining 59 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:07,793 room... until I was turned away today. 60 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,086 - It's embarrassing... 61 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,379 Take it back! - { Woman Gasps] 62 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,506 If I wanted something your thumb 63 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,592 touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear! 64 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,179 You should see the looks I'm getting. 65 00:02:18,262 --> 00:02:20,014 If you can't free up the cash, have 66 00:02:20,097 --> 00:02:21,682 your father call the club president. 67 00:02:21,765 --> 00:02:23,434 I've got news for you, Mom... I'm 68 00:02:23,517 --> 00:02:25,144 not visiting Dad in jail anymore. 69 00:02:25,269 --> 00:02:27,313 - { Gasps] - No, I've had it. 70 00:02:27,438 --> 00:02:29,231 I'm down there every single day trying to do 71 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,233 what I can to get this company back on track... 72 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:33,611 and he barely even acknowledges me. 73 00:02:33,694 --> 00:02:35,613 That is disgusting! 74 00:02:35,696 --> 00:02:39,658 Talk to your father. I will not stand for this! 75 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:42,328 [Loud Banging] 76 00:02:42,411 --> 00:02:43,954 - { Groans] - Gob! 77 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:47,583 Can I, uh... get you to stop doing that? 78 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:49,585 I'm just setting up an office. 79 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:51,795 Gotta write a strongly worded 80 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:53,922 letter to one Warden James Buck. 81 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:55,424 [Narrator] In order to restore 82 00:02:55,507 --> 00:02:56,884 his career as an escape artist... 83 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:58,469 Gob had recently checked into 84 00:02:58,552 --> 00:03:00,053 prison as a publicity stunt. 85 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,055 - You really think you can break out of my 86 00:03:02,139 --> 00:03:03,140 prison? 87 00:03:03,223 --> 00:03:04,641 - You won't even know I was here 88 00:03:04,725 --> 00:03:06,727 [Narrator] But after a shiv to his side... 89 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:09,062 Gob was rushed to a local hospital... 90 00:03:09,146 --> 00:03:11,106 - Thus fulfilling, in Gob's mind, his 91 00:03:11,189 --> 00:03:13,108 contract with the public. - ? Ta-dah? 92 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:15,110 And yet the warden had refused to 93 00:03:15,193 --> 00:03:16,987 acknowledge the legitimacy of the escape. 94 00:03:17,070 --> 00:03:19,072 So I am going after this guy 95 00:03:19,156 --> 00:03:21,033 with everything I've got... 96 00:03:21,116 --> 00:03:22,993 art. 97 00:03:23,076 --> 00:03:25,579 Now we are writing a letter. 98 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:28,123 Gob? 99 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:30,167 I wish I would've known 100 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,085 you were coming. I am a mess. 101 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:33,170 Don't know if a call from 102 00:03:33,253 --> 00:03:34,254 me would've changed that. 103 00:03:34,337 --> 00:03:36,673 { Snickers] Do you like my outfit? 104 00:03:36,756 --> 00:03:39,342 Not as much as I like what's underneath it. 105 00:03:39,426 --> 00:03:41,303 Gob! 106 00:03:41,386 --> 00:03:43,096 No, I need your chair. Get 107 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:44,806 up. I've got a letter to write. 108 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,766 Whoo! You're all business. 109 00:03:46,850 --> 00:03:49,311 just like your dad. 110 00:03:49,394 --> 00:03:52,272 { Mutters] My God, she's repulsive. 111 00:03:52,355 --> 00:03:54,149 [Narrator] Michael realized that 112 00:03:54,232 --> 00:03:55,942 Kitty's obvious attraction to Gob... 113 00:03:56,026 --> 00:03:57,902 could perhaps be of use to him. 114 00:03:57,986 --> 00:03:59,863 How would you like a touch lamp? 115 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:01,865 You're the one who needs therapy! 116 00:04:01,948 --> 00:04:03,575 Meanwhile, Lindsay and Tobias prepared 117 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:05,326 for their first session with a therapist. 118 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:07,829 Yes, Tobias, I want the marriage to work. 119 00:04:07,912 --> 00:04:10,290 I just don't know if therapy is the answer. 120 00:04:10,373 --> 00:04:12,083 Because you didn't respect my old career, 121 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:13,918 and you certainly don't respect my new one! 122 00:04:14,002 --> 00:04:15,920 You don't have a new one! 123 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:17,797 [Narrator] Things had been tense since 124 00:04:17,881 --> 00:04:19,591 Tobias left his psychiatry practice... 125 00:04:19,674 --> 00:04:21,885 to pursue an acting career. 126 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:24,262 - I have needs, you know. - And 127 00:04:24,345 --> 00:04:25,805 how I am not addressing your needs? 128 00:04:25,889 --> 00:04:27,932 - How can you even ask that? What 129 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:29,976 is this? - Oh! Go right to that! 130 00:04:30,059 --> 00:04:33,104 Good. Go right there. Real mature. Really great. 131 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:35,606 Okay, kids, Mommy and Daddy 132 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:37,942 are going out for ice cream. 133 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:42,029 - Can we come? - Sorry. It's not for kids. 134 00:04:43,072 --> 00:04:44,949 [Door Opens, Closes] 135 00:04:45,074 --> 00:04:47,326 - Now we have to follow them. - Yeah. 136 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:50,163 What? 137 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:53,416 Okay, so, why are we doing this? 138 00:04:53,499 --> 00:04:54,959 'Cause it's obvious 139 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:56,419 they're lying. Come on, drive! 140 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:58,004 - Well, what if they see us? 141 00:04:58,087 --> 00:04:59,463 - How are they gonna see us? 142 00:04:59,589 --> 00:05:01,841 It says "Bluth Company" right on the side. 143 00:05:01,966 --> 00:05:05,303 Plus, it's a stairway. That's gonna catch the eye. 144 00:05:05,428 --> 00:05:07,722 [Narrator] The airport stairway vehicle... 145 00:05:07,847 --> 00:05:11,017 was the last vestige of the Bluths'former wealth. 146 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,770 Also, that House of Pies that went out ofbusiness. 147 00:05:14,895 --> 00:05:17,148 You are scared. I knew it. 148 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,941 No, I'm not scared. It's 149 00:05:19,024 --> 00:05:20,693 just that... I have plans later. 150 00:05:20,818 --> 00:05:22,695 l-I'm visiting Pop-Pop. 151 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:24,822 You visit Pop-Pop? 152 00:05:24,947 --> 00:05:26,490 [Narrator] In fact, he'd been 153 00:05:26,574 --> 00:05:28,242 terrified of the very notion of prison... 154 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:29,785 since, as a young boy, he 155 00:05:29,869 --> 00:05:31,328 accidentally watched HBO's Oz... 156 00:05:31,412 --> 00:05:34,123 mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical. 157 00:05:34,206 --> 00:05:35,374 - [TV: Man] I'm an innocent 158 00:05:35,457 --> 00:05:36,834 man.! - [TV: Man] Eat it, bitch.! 159 00:05:36,834 --> 00:05:39,420 - Lots of times. - What's it like? 160 00:05:39,461 --> 00:05:41,171 You know what you should do? You 161 00:05:41,255 --> 00:05:42,798 should go get your mom's date book. 162 00:05:42,881 --> 00:05:44,341 Oh, yeah. She must have 163 00:05:44,425 --> 00:05:45,801 written down where they're going. 164 00:05:45,884 --> 00:05:47,428 - I still wanna hear about 165 00:05:47,511 --> 00:05:49,054 prison, okay? - If you can handle it. 166 00:05:49,138 --> 00:05:51,056 [Door Closes] 167 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:53,475 [Narrator] Michael arrived home in a good mood. 168 00:05:53,559 --> 00:05:55,978 With Gob getting the information from Kitty... 169 00:05:56,019 --> 00:05:57,479 he would no longer have to visit 170 00:05:57,563 --> 00:05:58,897 prison and deal with his father. 171 00:05:58,981 --> 00:06:01,483 Hey, buddy.! Came home early. 172 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,986 Wanna do somethin'? Anything. Anything at all. 173 00:06:03,986 --> 00:06:06,822 I wanna visit Pop-Pop in prison. 174 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:11,785 [Narrator] Back at the office, Gob was 175 00:06:11,869 --> 00:06:13,704 making progress with Michael's assistant. 176 00:06:13,829 --> 00:06:15,914 Here's where we keep all 177 00:06:15,998 --> 00:06:17,999 of our... heavyweight paper. 178 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:20,836 Bet you can show me where a lot of things are. 179 00:06:20,961 --> 00:06:26,299 What kind of things are you... looking for? 180 00:06:26,383 --> 00:06:29,136 What, uh... What are you hiding? 181 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:31,763 Nothing you can't find. 182 00:06:31,847 --> 00:06:33,598 Wait a second. Wait, wait, 183 00:06:33,682 --> 00:06:35,350 wait. Take off your glasses. 184 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:39,438 Oh. 185 00:06:39,521 --> 00:06:42,858 Wait, wait. Let down your hair. 186 00:06:47,112 --> 00:06:49,155 No. Glasses on. Hair back up. 187 00:06:49,239 --> 00:06:51,199 Let's just get that hair right back up. 188 00:06:51,324 --> 00:06:52,742 - Do you want me to turn all the 189 00:06:52,826 --> 00:06:54,202 lights off? - Yes, yes, please. 190 00:06:54,327 --> 00:06:56,288 How's that? Is that better? 191 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:58,915 There's still light coming in from under the door. 192 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,166 [Narrator] And Lindsay and 193 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,668 Tobias were, for the first time... 194 00:07:01,668 --> 00:07:03,086 addressing their marital problems. 195 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:05,380 It's like we're face to face now... 196 00:07:05,463 --> 00:07:09,092 like we're really seeing this marriage and... 197 00:07:09,175 --> 00:07:11,428 I'm afraid it's a lie. 198 00:07:11,511 --> 00:07:15,432 [Slow, Deliberate Applause] 199 00:07:15,515 --> 00:07:17,767 Bravo. If I gave a performance that 200 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:19,978 good, I'd have my own Alias type show. 201 00:07:20,019 --> 00:07:22,313 Stop it. I am so sick of 202 00:07:22,397 --> 00:07:24,607 hearing about acting, acting, acting! 203 00:07:24,691 --> 00:07:27,485 Okay, okay, look, maybe we need a new approach. 204 00:07:27,485 --> 00:07:31,322 Um... let's try some role playing. 205 00:07:31,406 --> 00:07:33,783 Yes! All right. 206 00:07:33,908 --> 00:07:35,535 { Sighs] 207 00:07:35,618 --> 00:07:37,537 [Narrator] Michael headed back to the prison... 208 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:39,998 despite his earlier vow never to return. 209 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:41,666 [George Michael] You always say family 210 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,251 first. I should see my grandpa, right? 211 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:45,044 I'm not stopping you. It's just, 212 00:07:45,128 --> 00:07:46,796 after this I'm not going back there. 213 00:07:46,921 --> 00:07:48,840 Why? Is it scary? 214 00:07:48,923 --> 00:07:50,842 Scary? No. No. 215 00:07:50,925 --> 00:07:54,178 It's the opposite of scary. It's like a carnival. 216 00:07:54,262 --> 00:07:56,556 Without the half-person on the skateboard 217 00:07:56,639 --> 00:07:58,891 that grabbed your knee to steady himself. 218 00:07:59,016 --> 00:08:01,102 It's like a country club. All the guy does 219 00:08:01,185 --> 00:08:03,187 is eat ice cream and play softball all day. 220 00:08:03,312 --> 00:08:05,690 [Narrator] In fact, George Sr. 's 221 00:08:05,773 --> 00:08:08,067 softball game had taken most of the day. 222 00:08:08,192 --> 00:08:09,652 It was the 14th inning, and 223 00:08:09,735 --> 00:08:11,195 tensions were running a little high. 224 00:08:11,195 --> 00:08:13,698 I'll give you a thousand bucks, you call the 225 00:08:13,739 --> 00:08:16,200 next one a strike. My knees are killing me. 226 00:08:16,325 --> 00:08:18,786 [George Sr.] No batter.! No batter here.! 227 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:22,540 - Strike three! - Strike three, my ass! 228 00:08:22,623 --> 00:08:24,750 - [Bat Pounds Umpire] - Ohh! 229 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:27,378 - Down in the yard! - [Gunshots] 230 00:08:27,461 --> 00:08:29,964 No batter. No... No batter. 231 00:08:30,089 --> 00:08:32,049 No... Shh. 232 00:08:33,759 --> 00:08:35,219 Okay, there he is. Go on 233 00:08:35,261 --> 00:08:36,679 in there and surprise him. 234 00:08:36,762 --> 00:08:39,139 I'm gonna go get us a few ice cream sandwiches. 235 00:08:39,265 --> 00:08:41,267 Go on. Go on. 236 00:08:44,103 --> 00:08:46,105 Hey, Pop-Pop. 237 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:49,900 - How's prison? - I'm gonna die in here. 238 00:08:49,984 --> 00:08:52,069 What? 239 00:08:52,194 --> 00:08:54,071 They're gonna kill Grandpa. 240 00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:55,656 I gotta... I gotta get 241 00:08:55,739 --> 00:08:57,074 outta here. I'm an innocent man. 242 00:08:57,199 --> 00:08:58,909 You gotta help Pop-Pop get 243 00:08:58,992 --> 00:09:00,661 outta here. Give me your hair. 244 00:09:00,744 --> 00:09:02,621 - My hair? - Give Pop-Pop your hair! 245 00:09:02,704 --> 00:09:04,665 - No touching! No touching! No 246 00:09:04,748 --> 00:09:06,625 touching! - Give me the hair! 247 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,836 One of these got smooshed, but 248 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:10,921 don't let that ruin prison for you. 249 00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:12,756 No batter. { Chuckles] 250 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,508 No batter. No batter. 251 00:09:19,805 --> 00:09:22,140 [Inmate] Come on, baby.! Throw the ball.! 252 00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:23,684 I'm sure your grandfather was just 253 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,560 kidding around. You know his sense of humor. 254 00:09:25,602 --> 00:09:27,479 I know, I know. Yeah. 255 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:29,272 I don't... I don't totally get 256 00:09:29,356 --> 00:09:30,983 the hair joke, but I'm fine, Dad. 257 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:33,068 Are you sure? 258 00:09:33,151 --> 00:09:35,278 I am gonna head back in, though. I'm 259 00:09:35,362 --> 00:09:36,405 gonna see if Pop-Pop's 260 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:37,489 got any more zingers. 261 00:09:37,572 --> 00:09:38,573 { Laughs] 262 00:09:38,657 --> 00:09:40,784 - Just stay out here and relax, pal 263 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:43,829 Watch the softball game. I'll be right back. 264 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:49,459 [Alarm Buzzer Buzzes] 265 00:09:49,543 --> 00:09:50,752 - [Guard] Hey, stop.! Stop. 266 00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:55,090 - [Footsteps Pounding] - [Gunshots] 267 00:09:56,174 --> 00:09:57,926 Dad? 268 00:09:58,051 --> 00:09:59,928 just don't like prison anymore. 269 00:10:00,053 --> 00:10:02,931 That's why I'm trying to get you out of here. 270 00:10:03,056 --> 00:10:04,557 Maybe I've been in denial, but 271 00:10:04,641 --> 00:10:06,101 this place is breaking me, Mikey... 272 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:08,436 and I'm alone here, but for you. 273 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,939 Come on. You got me, you got Mom. 274 00:10:11,022 --> 00:10:13,525 { Chuckling] Your mother's never shown her face. 275 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:15,568 Whoa. She's never been here? 276 00:10:15,652 --> 00:10:17,195 You should've heard the grief she gave 277 00:10:17,195 --> 00:10:18,780 me when I said I'd never show up again. 278 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:19,948 - You said... You said 279 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:21,241 what? - { Cuffs Clang On Bars] 280 00:10:21,324 --> 00:10:23,076 Dad, you don't need me. You're 281 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:24,828 playing softball all the time. 282 00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,247 I do need you, Michael! 283 00:10:27,330 --> 00:10:29,249 - No more softball. - This is nuts. 284 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:30,750 You're her husband. The least she 285 00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:32,293 could do is come out and visit you. 286 00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,170 God, you know your mom. This isn't 287 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:35,964 her crowd. She's very easily threatened. 288 00:10:36,047 --> 00:10:37,924 You remember the carjacker? 289 00:10:41,886 --> 00:10:43,262 - Aaah! - Well, she's 290 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:44,764 certainly toughened up since then. 291 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:46,766 She's eating lunch by the pool now. 292 00:10:46,849 --> 00:10:48,309 There's a big difference between the 293 00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:50,061 country club pool and the conjugal trailer. 294 00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:52,355 That's not what I meant when I said "visit." 295 00:10:52,438 --> 00:10:53,648 It's too bad. I really 296 00:10:53,731 --> 00:10:54,857 miss that personal contact. 297 00:10:54,941 --> 00:10:56,401 It was the one thing that 298 00:10:56,484 --> 00:10:57,860 calmed me when I got stressed. 299 00:10:57,902 --> 00:11:01,322 It just felt... humanizing. 300 00:11:01,405 --> 00:11:03,324 [Narrator] Michael, for the first time... 301 00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:06,410 saw his father as a vulnerable human being. 302 00:11:07,286 --> 00:11:09,914 { Whimpers] Daddy horny, Michael. 303 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:14,460 I just haven't had sex in a month. 304 00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:17,797 You've been here two months. 305 00:11:17,922 --> 00:11:20,299 It's hard to gauge time. 306 00:11:20,383 --> 00:11:22,218 - Yeah, I'll bet. - { Clears Throat] 307 00:11:22,301 --> 00:11:23,511 - [Door Closes] - Hey, Mom. 308 00:11:23,594 --> 00:11:24,720 I went to visit Dad today. 309 00:11:24,804 --> 00:11:26,222 Quick question. How long does 310 00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:27,723 it take you to get out there? 311 00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:29,350 Oh, I've never been. 312 00:11:29,475 --> 00:11:31,811 Then why does he tell me that you've never been? 313 00:11:31,894 --> 00:11:33,979 { Hiccup] Ooh. Sorry, Michael. 314 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:37,191 Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries. 315 00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:40,653 How can you ignore that man? 316 00:11:40,736 --> 00:11:43,239 He's having a hard time in there. He's lonely. 317 00:11:43,322 --> 00:11:45,241 That's what his children are for. 318 00:11:45,324 --> 00:11:48,327 Yeah, well, you know... 319 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:50,579 there are certain things that... 320 00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:52,957 he can't get from his children. 321 00:11:53,082 --> 00:11:54,625 If you're going to say "pride," 322 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:56,418 you're wrong. He is proud of his children. 323 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:58,671 Wasn't gonna say pride, Mom. 324 00:11:58,754 --> 00:12:02,633 Uh, listen, l-l-I think that, um... 325 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:05,260 I think that you should... 326 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,763 Oh, I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 327 00:12:07,763 --> 00:12:09,640 I think that you should... 328 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:11,642 visit him... 329 00:12:11,767 --> 00:12:14,853 in an... intimate... 330 00:12:14,937 --> 00:12:18,315 marital... trailer. 331 00:12:20,734 --> 00:12:22,694 Are you mad? 332 00:12:22,819 --> 00:12:24,696 You think I'm comfortable asking 333 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,573 you to do this? He needs you, Mom. 334 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:28,659 Did he say that? 335 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,787 Did he say that he misses me? 336 00:12:31,912 --> 00:12:33,830 Does he need his wife's embrace? 337 00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:35,832 { Whimpers] Daddy horny, Michael. 338 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:38,210 He said some wonderful things. 339 00:12:38,335 --> 00:12:41,380 You really want this for him, don't you? 340 00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:42,964 I do. 341 00:12:43,048 --> 00:12:45,842 "Golf membership" want it? 342 00:12:47,719 --> 00:12:49,096 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Lindsay and 343 00:12:49,179 --> 00:12:50,639 Tobias were getting to the heart... 344 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:51,932 of each other's vulnerabilities 345 00:12:52,015 --> 00:12:53,225 with a role-reversal exercise. 346 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,060 - Because I'm a woman! - Good. 347 00:12:55,143 --> 00:12:57,020 - With a woman's needs. - Louder. 348 00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:59,773 And a woman's urges.! And these, Tobias. 349 00:12:59,856 --> 00:13:03,235 When was the last time you looked at these? 350 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:05,195 Yeah, okay. How long is this session? 351 00:13:05,278 --> 00:13:06,738 See, she's breaking in and out of 352 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,239 character and making it difficult... 353 00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:10,200 'Cause I don't wanna be in a character. 354 00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:12,118 Okay, let me stop you guys. All 355 00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:13,995 right? Please. Let me get in here. 356 00:13:13,995 --> 00:13:16,331 Thank you. { Mutters] God. 357 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,333 { Clears Throat] 358 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,543 - You've never been a real wife 359 00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:22,712 to me, Lindsay. - That's not true! 360 00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:24,714 A man is looking back at you. A 361 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,591 man with dreams and aspirations! 362 00:13:26,716 --> 00:13:28,426 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Maeby found an 363 00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:30,261 address in her mother's appointment book... 364 00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:32,096 and was getting closer to 365 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,932 learning what her parents were up to. 366 00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:36,809 Right! If I'm no Schwimmer, 367 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:39,646 you're noJennifer Aniston! 368 00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:43,274 [Tobias Sobbing] Maybe I'm not even Lisa Kudrow. 369 00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:45,777 l-I have dreams, Lindsay. 370 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,321 Dreams, Lindsay. 371 00:13:49,572 --> 00:13:51,532 Well, then, Tobias... 372 00:13:55,828 --> 00:13:57,747 follow those dreams. 373 00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:59,749 Make those dreams happen. 374 00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:02,585 Yes. I will. 375 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,295 { Lindsay] And scene! 376 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,964 { Sighs] 377 00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:09,217 - Wow! - Okay. 378 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,968 - I'm sorry I stepped on 379 00:14:11,052 --> 00:14:12,595 your line. - No, not at all. 380 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,388 - Did that answer some questions 381 00:14:14,472 --> 00:14:16,140 for you? - Yeah, I think it did. 382 00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:18,601 Now there are two men I wanna leave. 383 00:14:20,561 --> 00:14:22,229 [Narrator] Michael arrived home, happy to 384 00:14:22,313 --> 00:14:23,940 have a brother to share his burden with. 385 00:14:24,065 --> 00:14:27,234 - Great news. - Oh, good. I could use it. 386 00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:28,653 I just came from 387 00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:30,196 convincing Mom to have sex with Dad. 388 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,783 God! What is wrong with you? That is disgusting! 389 00:14:33,866 --> 00:14:36,035 - What's wrong with you? - Oh, I'm sorry. 390 00:14:36,118 --> 00:14:39,747 But just the thought of Mom and Dad together... 391 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,999 I have a sense of propriety. All right? 392 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,001 Fine. What's your great news? 393 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,628 I { Beeps] Kitty. 394 00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:48,881 Oh, Gob, I just wanted you to get the information. 395 00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:51,842 Oh, I got the information. 396 00:14:51,967 --> 00:14:55,012 You did, huh? About the international accounts? 397 00:14:56,847 --> 00:14:58,307 I see what you're getting at. 398 00:14:58,390 --> 00:14:59,767 No, I didn't get any information. 399 00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:01,435 That's great. Good, good, good, 400 00:15:01,518 --> 00:15:03,020 Gob. You just lost the touch lamp. 401 00:15:03,062 --> 00:15:04,980 - What? No! - The deal's off. 402 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:06,940 I'm gonna use the touch lamp to set the mood 403 00:15:06,982 --> 00:15:07,983 in the conjugal trailer 404 00:15:08,067 --> 00:15:09,068 when Dad's nailing Mom! 405 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:10,944 No! Don't... Michael! 406 00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,821 You are filthy.! 407 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:16,325 [Narrator] The two cousins reunited... 408 00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:18,035 each a little shaken by what they 409 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,661 had pretended to be fearless about. 410 00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:21,371 You think they'll get divorced? 411 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:22,456 - I don't care 412 00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:24,291 I'm not saying "I don't care" like kids who 413 00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:26,251 say they don't when they do... 'cause I don't. 414 00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,337 Right. I know. Who cares, right? 415 00:15:29,338 --> 00:15:31,632 - I mean, I care. - How could you not? 416 00:15:31,757 --> 00:15:33,842 You know, our family's really messed up. 417 00:15:33,926 --> 00:15:36,053 I know. We're the only normal ones. 418 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:39,014 At least we got each other. Right? 419 00:15:47,606 --> 00:15:49,608 George Michael? 420 00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:51,610 Sorry. { Chuckles] 421 00:15:51,735 --> 00:15:53,695 Sometimes I don't know if it's gonna be a 422 00:15:53,779 --> 00:15:55,614 long or short hug or a middle-medium hug. 423 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:57,616 It's hard to tell sometimes. 424 00:15:57,741 --> 00:15:59,993 That was a good hug. That's plenty for now. 425 00:16:00,076 --> 00:16:01,995 Hug's gotta end sometime, obviously. 426 00:16:02,078 --> 00:16:03,663 [Narrator] Soon, Michael was 427 00:16:03,747 --> 00:16:05,290 driving Lucille to prison... 428 00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:08,084 and she seemed to be looking forward to it. 429 00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,170 Where are we going after? 430 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,426 - Hey, Dad. - Michael.! 431 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,803 What are you doing here? 432 00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,680 You needed my help, and it was hard for you 433 00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:22,640 to ask, so I took it upon myself to bring her. 434 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,392 - That doesn't make you 435 00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:25,477 uncomfortable? 436 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,895 - The drive was a little awkward 437 00:16:26,978 --> 00:16:30,523 Not every son would do this for his father. 438 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:32,567 Thank you for this. 439 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,448 [Lucille] Hello, George. 440 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,658 What the hell's your mother doing in here? 441 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,160 - Who were you expecting? - 442 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:43,578 Oh, I've done a bad thing. 443 00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:45,330 I've done a terrible thing. 444 00:16:45,455 --> 00:16:47,040 - There's someone else in that trailer, 445 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,124 isn't there? 446 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,417 - I've done a repulsive thing 447 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,877 Wait... Whoa. It's Kitty? 448 00:16:51,252 --> 00:16:52,879 - Shh! - How long? 449 00:16:52,962 --> 00:16:54,172 - When did this start? - Oh, 450 00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:55,590 come on! This is the first time. 451 00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,303 - Every Friday for the 452 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,554 last eight years. - { Sighs] 453 00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,473 - Daddy... - Horny. I got that. 454 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:05,058 Hey, wait a minute. This is 455 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,476 easy. This is an easy one. 456 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:09,187 I'll go in there with Kitty, I'll do my thing... 457 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:11,105 and th-th-then I'll go and see 458 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:12,982 your moth... This is a hard one. 459 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,067 - She's your secretary. - You're right. 460 00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:17,195 Family first. 461 00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:19,530 Take care of Kitty. Michael. 462 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:21,616 I need you now. 463 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,077 "International accounts" need me? 464 00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,079 [Narrator] And so an agreement was made. 465 00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,873 George Sr. would reveal the truth... 466 00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:30,625 and Michael would make sure 467 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,376 Kitty didn't come out of the trailer. 468 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:34,670 - { Phone Rings] - Yeah? 469 00:17:34,795 --> 00:17:36,881 I need you to come to the prison. 470 00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:39,425 - I'm at the prison. - You're here? 471 00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:41,343 I'm delivering this 472 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,220 strongly worded letter I wrote... 473 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,514 lit by nothing but natural light. 474 00:17:45,639 --> 00:17:47,183 Well, how would you like that 475 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,726 touch lamp and the office... 476 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:53,355 and... what the hell... full use of the secretary? 477 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:57,193 Thank you for doing this. 478 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,236 It means a... It means a lot. 479 00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:02,573 I, uh... Okay, I'll get down on the couch. 480 00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:06,035 I'm not going to have sex with you, George. 481 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,786 I came to tell you how much I hate 482 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,496 you for what you've done to this family. 483 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,874 - You're angry. - You've ruined us. 484 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:15,878 I've ruined us? You got a lot of nerve, honey. 485 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,713 The millions you pissed away on 486 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,506 clothing and jewelry and spa treatments... 487 00:18:19,548 --> 00:18:21,341 Yes, to keep you interested in the only 488 00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:23,177 thing you ever appreciated... my body. 489 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:25,387 Can I help it if you've got a fantastic body? 490 00:18:25,512 --> 00:18:29,308 And you're as powerful as a bear. 491 00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:33,562 My husband the bear. 492 00:18:33,687 --> 00:18:35,981 This bear needs some honey, wife. 493 00:18:36,106 --> 00:18:39,234 Oh, God, I missed you! { Gasps, Groans] 494 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,944 [Narrator] Gob, meanwhile, stalled 495 00:18:41,028 --> 00:18:42,571 to keep Kitty in the other trailer. 496 00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:44,072 Glasses off. 497 00:18:44,197 --> 00:18:45,490 Glasses on. 498 00:18:45,616 --> 00:18:47,409 Hair up. 499 00:18:47,534 --> 00:18:49,453 Glasses off. 500 00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:52,539 Down, on. Have we done up, off? 501 00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:54,833 - Oh, Gob, this is so wrong. - And bright. 502 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,836 Wrong a-and bright. 503 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,921 This... 504 00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:02,424 That's be... brighter! 505 00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,426 God! Damn. 506 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,761 I'm just gonna wash up real quick. 507 00:19:06,887 --> 00:19:08,388 Uh, I think I'm gonna go 508 00:19:08,471 --> 00:19:09,973 with... with down and off. 509 00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:12,058 [Narrator] Gob had to do the right thing. 510 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:17,772 But as he headed to his 511 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,274 car, he ran into the warden... 512 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:21,484 who hadjust read his strongly worded letter. 513 00:19:21,610 --> 00:19:25,030 Well, if it isn't "Sincerely Yours." 514 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,324 And so Gob was detained 515 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:29,868 against the window of the trailer... 516 00:19:29,993 --> 00:19:30,994 - His parents were 517 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,412 becoming intimate in. - [Moaning] 518 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:35,290 { Sobbing] Oh, God, Mommy! What did you do? 519 00:19:39,627 --> 00:19:42,714 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, where were you? 520 00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:45,300 I had to help out your grandfather... 521 00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:46,885 and then I had to vow that I would 522 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,386 never help your grandfather again. 523 00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:50,346 Pretty much a normal day for me. 524 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,390 How are you doing? 525 00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:54,976 I'm fine, I guess. It's just... 526 00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:57,520 You think of prison as this place full of 527 00:19:57,604 --> 00:19:58,813 guilty people and it 528 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,064 doesn't bother you that much. 529 00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,524 But if Pop-Pop could be 530 00:20:01,607 --> 00:20:03,067 there, then anybody could be there. 531 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:04,569 And I don't wanna go to prison, 532 00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,112 Dad. I don't think I could take it. 533 00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:08,114 I know I act tough, but l... 534 00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:09,866 Is this what you're worried about? 535 00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:13,578 'Cause I got news... 536 00:20:13,661 --> 00:20:15,913 he's, uh... he's guilty. 537 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,207 He is? 538 00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:19,750 Oh, yeah. 539 00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:22,920 Incredibly guilty. 540 00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:27,383 { George Michael Exhales] 541 00:20:29,719 --> 00:20:32,054 On the next Arrested Development. 542 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:34,849 Tobias talks Lindsay into another session. 543 00:20:34,974 --> 00:20:37,643 I've decided that... 544 00:20:37,727 --> 00:20:41,522 { Sighs] I want to become an actor too. 545 00:20:43,524 --> 00:20:46,485 - { Laughs] - And George Sr. makes good... 546 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:48,154 on his promise to come clean 547 00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:49,739 on the international accounts. 548 00:20:49,822 --> 00:20:54,160 There's a good chance that l... that I may... 549 00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,370 have committed some, um... 550 00:20:56,495 --> 00:21:01,041 light... treason. 551 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:04,295 { Groans] 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net