1 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,589 family who lost everything... 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,674 and the one son who had no choice... 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,801 but to keep them all together. 5 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,975 It's Arrested Development. 6 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,022 Another setback for the 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,482 once prominent Bluth family... 8 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,484 as their frozen banana stand... 9 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,861 a Newport Beach landmark burns to the ground. 10 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:31,448 A delicious whodunit after this. 11 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,866 [Buzzing] 12 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,618 [Man Narrating] A week before the fire... 13 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:36,328 Michael Bluth was trying 14 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,996 to save the Bluth Company... 15 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,831 - But his father was making it 16 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:40,916 difficult. 17 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,334 - I need the flight records, Dad 18 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,544 I'm trying to find some money for the family. 19 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,087 There's always money in the 20 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,589 banana stand. { Clicks Tongue] 21 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:48,923 I am having a love affair with 22 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,467 this ice cream sandwich. Want some? 23 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:51,551 - You wanna take a bite? 24 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:52,844 Take a bite. - Please. Please. 25 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,137 Come on. Take a bite. Bite. 26 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,765 The S.E.C. has locked up our funds. 27 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,184 These guys aren't messing around. 28 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:00,268 - No touching 29 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:01,770 So I need you to tell me. Were 30 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,188 you taking vacations in the jet? 31 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,898 Is that what you're hiding from me? 32 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:05,982 - { Scoffs 33 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:07,817 I haven't had a vacation in 34 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,611 years. This is my vacation. 35 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,113 I'm exercising. I'm sleeping well. 36 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,532 - You're doing time. - I'm 37 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:16,868 doing the time of my life! 38 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:20,163 - What's up, pumpkin? - Hey. T-Bone! 39 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,123 - What's up? - Yeah. T-Bone's my roommate. 40 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:24,250 - Oh. - { Whispering] He's a flamer. 41 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:28,129 - T's checking out today. - Yeah. 42 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:29,380 Well, I guess every 43 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,757 vacation's gotta come to an end. 44 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,258 You just made a fool out of 45 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,426 yourself in front ofT-Bone. 46 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,428 Anyway, I want you to give 47 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:37,263 him a job at the company. Sales. 48 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,265 - I'm not gonna do that. - Why not? 49 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:40,516 - Because we don't have any 50 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,893 money. - Because he's a flamer? 51 00:01:41,934 --> 00:01:43,269 I told you that in confidence. 52 00:01:43,352 --> 00:01:44,353 - You don' 53 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,438 seem to understand I'm 54 00:01:45,521 --> 00:01:46,606 running this company now... 55 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,024 and I need the flight 56 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,525 records, and I'm gonna get them... 57 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,069 - With or without your help. - All right. 58 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:55,698 [Guard] No touching.! 59 00:01:55,781 --> 00:01:57,033 I got something we can try, 60 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,409 all right? It's a little risky. 61 00:01:58,492 --> 00:02:00,786 - Please. - Open up. 62 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:03,247 What do you mean about... 63 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,874 [Narrator] While George 64 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:06,417 Sr. was losing a roommate... 65 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,002 George Michael was having a 66 00:02:08,085 --> 00:02:09,545 hard time adjusting to his new one. 67 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:11,547 Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. 68 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:12,965 Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. 69 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,050 - I'm up 70 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,593 Okay, we are just about ass 71 00:02:15,676 --> 00:02:17,052 to ankles back here, Maeby. 72 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:18,637 Do you wanna hop on your 73 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,139 cousin's lap there, please? 74 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,683 [Michael] Whoa, bumpy road ahead. 75 00:02:22,766 --> 00:02:24,894 { Sighs] 76 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:27,980 ?? [Maeby Singing Pop] 77 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,441 [Narrator] So, he addressed his problem head-on. 78 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:33,694 Dad, I wanna work more hours at the banana stand. 79 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:37,698 Wow. Huh. Well, that's great. 80 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:39,033 You know, I used to be just 81 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:40,326 like you when I was a kid. 82 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,578 - I used to love it there. - [George] 83 00:02:42,619 --> 00:02:44,788 It's gonna be our best summer ever, Mikey.! 84 00:02:46,665 --> 00:02:47,958 Well, I'll tell you what. 85 00:02:48,042 --> 00:02:49,334 I'm gonna give you a promotion. 86 00:02:49,334 --> 00:02:51,378 Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager. 87 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:53,547 Wow! I'm Mr. Manager! 88 00:02:53,672 --> 00:02:55,674 Well, manager. We just say "manager." 89 00:02:55,799 --> 00:02:58,969 And you can hire an employee if you need one. 90 00:02:59,094 --> 00:03:00,637 - Do you think I need one? - 91 00:03:00,721 --> 00:03:02,181 Don't look at me, Mr. Manager. 92 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:05,934 Right. It's up to me now. I'm Mr. Manager. 93 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:07,561 Manager. We just say... 94 00:03:07,644 --> 00:03:09,104 - I know, but you just.. 95 00:03:09,187 --> 00:03:11,189 It doesn't matter who. 96 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,324 I don't know what I expected. 97 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:22,659 What's going on? This is exactly where the 98 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:24,911 two of you were when I left this morning. 99 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:26,872 - Is nobody gonna even try to 100 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:28,707 get a job? - I have a job, Michael. 101 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:31,042 - It's called supporting my 102 00:03:31,126 --> 00:03:33,253 husband. - You haven't been shopping. 103 00:03:33,378 --> 00:03:34,546 The only thing I found in the 104 00:03:34,629 --> 00:03:36,006 freezer was a dead dove in a bag. 105 00:03:36,047 --> 00:03:37,883 You didn't eat that, did you? 'Cause I've 106 00:03:37,966 --> 00:03:39,718 only got a couple days left to return it. 107 00:03:39,718 --> 00:03:42,762 Died right in the middle of a show. 108 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:45,056 Do you want a cage for that? 109 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,516 - No. I'm a magician 110 00:03:46,641 --> 00:03:49,269 [Dove Cooing] 111 00:03:49,394 --> 00:03:52,314 - [Bells Jingle] - [Cooing Stops] 112 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:55,317 What is your return policy, by the way? 113 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,277 Not that I have to defend myself, but 114 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:58,361 for your 115 00:03:58,445 --> 00:03:59,738 information, I did go shopping. 116 00:03:59,779 --> 00:04:02,115 You spent $68 on hair conditioner? 117 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:05,035 A small price to pay for self-esteem, Michael. 118 00:04:05,118 --> 00:04:07,078 Or are you still jealous that you lost Best 119 00:04:07,162 --> 00:04:09,038 Hair to me in high school and got Dorkiest? 120 00:04:09,122 --> 00:04:10,165 [Narrator] Lindsay's 121 00:04:10,248 --> 00:04:11,458 achievements in high school... 122 00:04:11,499 --> 00:04:14,961 had always overshadowed Michael's. 123 00:04:15,044 --> 00:04:16,504 I agree with Michael. It's 124 00:04:16,588 --> 00:04:18,214 important not to tie your self-esteem... 125 00:04:18,298 --> 00:04:20,884 into how you look or what people think of you. 126 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:23,094 I mean, look at me. I'm an actor. 127 00:04:23,177 --> 00:04:25,847 An actor, for crying out loud! 128 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:29,517 You know how much rejection I face every day? 129 00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:32,270 But in this business of show... 130 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:34,856 you have to have the heart of an angel... 131 00:04:34,939 --> 00:04:37,859 and the hide of an elephant. 132 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:40,069 But you've never actually had an audition. 133 00:04:40,153 --> 00:04:42,238 { Chuckles] 134 00:04:42,321 --> 00:04:44,198 Well... 135 00:04:44,282 --> 00:04:47,702 { Imitating Steve Martin] excuse me! 136 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:53,124 Excuse me. 137 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:54,625 Some really great spousal 138 00:04:54,709 --> 00:04:56,210 support. You know something, Lindsay? 139 00:04:56,294 --> 00:04:57,920 You might wanna start thinking about the 140 00:04:58,004 --> 00:04:59,755 example you're setting for your daughter... 141 00:04:59,797 --> 00:05:01,841 unless you want her to end up just like you. 142 00:05:01,924 --> 00:05:04,302 Yeah. Shoot me when that happens. 143 00:05:04,385 --> 00:05:07,638 Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house? 144 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:10,975 George Michael, you're 145 00:05:11,058 --> 00:05:12,435 taking your cousin to work today. 146 00:05:12,435 --> 00:05:14,270 That's your new employee. I do not want my 147 00:05:14,353 --> 00:05:15,354 niece to end up just 148 00:05:15,438 --> 00:05:16,605 like everyone in this family. 149 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:17,982 Uh-uh. You're not telling my 150 00:05:18,065 --> 00:05:19,525 daughter what to do. She's a child! 151 00:05:19,608 --> 00:05:22,653 No, I'm not. I can work. 152 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:24,822 I don't know about this. I mean, 153 00:05:24,905 --> 00:05:26,949 it can get pretty hairy in there. 154 00:05:27,032 --> 00:05:28,951 Fine. Do what you want. 155 00:05:29,034 --> 00:05:30,286 If I know my daughter, that 156 00:05:30,369 --> 00:05:31,662 stand won't be there in a week. 157 00:05:33,038 --> 00:05:35,040 You stay on top of her, buddy. 158 00:05:35,124 --> 00:05:39,086 Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard. 159 00:05:43,549 --> 00:05:44,967 [Narrator] George Michael's 160 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:46,302 attempt to distance himself... 161 00:05:46,385 --> 00:05:49,346 from his cousin proved unsuccessful. 162 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,395 I can't tell you how many health 163 00:05:56,478 --> 00:05:57,855 codes you're violating right now. 164 00:05:57,896 --> 00:05:59,857 I can't believe I volunteered for this. 165 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:03,235 This is my stupidest rebellion ever. 166 00:06:03,318 --> 00:06:06,155 Hey, do you wanna go play Skee-Ball? 167 00:06:06,238 --> 00:06:07,656 - [Coins Jingling] - 168 00:06:07,739 --> 00:06:09,074 Wait... This is the cash drawer. 169 00:06:09,116 --> 00:06:10,117 My dad's gonna come by at 170 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,201 the end of the weekend... 171 00:06:11,201 --> 00:06:12,536 and the number of bananas has to 172 00:06:12,619 --> 00:06:14,037 match the amount of money in here. 173 00:06:14,037 --> 00:06:15,998 Oh, so it all has to even out? 174 00:06:16,081 --> 00:06:17,082 - Exactly 175 00:06:17,165 --> 00:06:20,711 Easy. Banana. 176 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:22,838 Buck. 177 00:06:22,921 --> 00:06:25,507 Banana. Take a buck. 178 00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:26,842 [Narrator] And Michael went to 179 00:06:26,925 --> 00:06:28,385 his mother for the flight records... 180 00:06:28,468 --> 00:06:30,762 his father wouldn't give him. 181 00:06:30,846 --> 00:06:34,891 Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich? 182 00:06:34,975 --> 00:06:37,269 - I gotta go. - Who was that? Was that Dad? 183 00:06:37,352 --> 00:06:40,397 - That was Gob. - Uh-huh. 184 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,606 - So, Mom, I'm trying to 185 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:42,691 find... 186 00:06:42,774 --> 00:06:43,984 - I don't know where they are 187 00:06:44,067 --> 00:06:46,611 these flight records. 188 00:06:46,695 --> 00:06:47,779 You know, it's really more 189 00:06:47,863 --> 00:06:49,197 believable if you let me finish. 190 00:06:49,281 --> 00:06:50,824 Why am I the only one that seems to 191 00:06:50,907 --> 00:06:52,492 get how much trouble this family is in? 192 00:06:52,576 --> 00:06:55,287 Oh, I get it, Michael. I get it. 193 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:57,122 But how should I know where the records are 194 00:06:57,205 --> 00:06:58,915 kept? Your father's in charge of all that. 195 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:01,001 No, I'm in charge of all of that. 196 00:07:01,084 --> 00:07:03,461 And I think that you do know where they are. 197 00:07:03,545 --> 00:07:05,797 Oh, it's probably all in a storage unit somewhere. 198 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,799 Where is the storage unit? 199 00:07:07,882 --> 00:07:09,801 - I don't remember. - Try. 200 00:07:09,884 --> 00:07:13,763 Something with "Dale." I don't know. Brookfeather. 201 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:16,182 Raintree. It's hot. It's very hot there. 202 00:07:16,266 --> 00:07:17,559 - I've never been. Get a 203 00:07:17,642 --> 00:07:18,935 warrant! - Don't think I won't. 204 00:07:19,018 --> 00:07:21,187 Mother... Mother, I care about this family. 205 00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:24,148 And I do, too, my darling. 206 00:07:24,232 --> 00:07:25,775 That's why I'm worried about Gob. I 207 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:27,443 was on the phone with him this morning. 208 00:07:27,527 --> 00:07:31,489 You mean just now, right? When I came in? 209 00:07:31,573 --> 00:07:33,616 Yes, just now, when you came in. 210 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,660 And he's upset. He's very upset. 211 00:07:35,743 --> 00:07:37,120 - You haven't included him in 212 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:38,538 the business at all. - { Scoffs] 213 00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:40,039 He's your older brother. You 214 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:41,457 could find a little job for him. 215 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:43,167 - Make him feel special. - 216 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:44,794 But he's not special, Mother. 217 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:47,422 No. 218 00:07:47,505 --> 00:07:50,758 But he loves you. We all love you. 219 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:52,510 - Where's the storage 220 00:07:52,593 --> 00:07:54,220 unit? - It's with your warrant. 221 00:07:54,303 --> 00:07:55,805 [Chuckling] 222 00:07:55,888 --> 00:07:58,349 Luz, that coat cost more than your house! 223 00:07:59,142 --> 00:08:00,768 Oh, that's how we joke. She 224 00:08:00,852 --> 00:08:02,353 doesn't even have a house. 225 00:08:04,772 --> 00:08:07,775 [Narrator] The next day, Tobias looked for work. 226 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,652 Hmm. Actor Pull. 227 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,867 Ooh. 228 00:08:18,744 --> 00:08:21,038 Oh, look at all these parts! 229 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:27,044 Tobias, nice to see you off the couch. 230 00:08:27,128 --> 00:08:29,046 I was looking for work, and 231 00:08:29,130 --> 00:08:30,923 I blew it, Michael. [Laughs] 232 00:08:31,006 --> 00:08:33,509 I guess you've already seen that, huh? 233 00:08:33,634 --> 00:08:37,137 Yes, I have. Oh, right. This one. 234 00:08:37,221 --> 00:08:39,765 Yeah, I'll call them again, I guess. 235 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,142 I'll give them one more shot. 236 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:43,686 [Narrator] And that's when Michael 237 00:08:43,769 --> 00:08:45,229 figured out how to get his mother... 238 00:08:45,271 --> 00:08:47,231 to lead him to the storage unit 239 00:08:47,314 --> 00:08:49,191 where the flight records were kept. 240 00:08:49,275 --> 00:08:51,443 [Phone Ringing] 241 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:52,528 Hello. 242 00:08:52,611 --> 00:08:54,530 - Hey, Mom, it's Michael. Listen 243 00:08:54,613 --> 00:08:56,657 Before I forget, I talked to the I.R. S... 244 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,742 and they wanna come by your apartment today... 245 00:08:58,826 --> 00:09:00,202 to see if you charged any 246 00:09:00,285 --> 00:09:01,620 big-ticket stuff to the company. 247 00:09:01,704 --> 00:09:05,165 Furs or... 248 00:09:05,249 --> 00:09:07,084 I don't know. just a heads-up. 249 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:11,046 Oh, that poor woman. 250 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,218 [Narrator] So Michael followed Luz... 251 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,220 who had been sent to hide the evidence. 252 00:09:18,303 --> 00:09:20,055 Meanwhile, Tobias had arranged an 253 00:09:20,138 --> 00:09:21,765 audition for a local commercial. 254 00:09:21,848 --> 00:09:23,850 Lindsay came along to appear supportive. 255 00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:27,980 - This could take a while. - Honey, it's one line. 256 00:09:28,063 --> 00:09:30,107 Not if I do my job right. 257 00:09:30,232 --> 00:09:34,319 First of all, I love it. Quick question though. 258 00:09:34,444 --> 00:09:36,863 Am I panicked about the fire, or 259 00:09:36,947 --> 00:09:39,324 am I being brave for everyone else? 260 00:09:39,408 --> 00:09:42,661 The fire... It's... It's a fire sale. 261 00:09:45,455 --> 00:09:47,916 Oh. Oh. { Chuckling] 262 00:09:47,999 --> 00:09:49,918 Okay, I didn't, um... 263 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:52,087 Well, let's give it a shot. 264 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:54,130 { Deep Breath] 265 00:09:54,256 --> 00:09:58,218 Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. 266 00:09:58,301 --> 00:10:01,805 Oh, the burning! It burns me! 267 00:10:01,888 --> 00:10:05,141 Evacuate all the schoolchildren.! [Screaming] 268 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,769 ?? { Singing] This isn't a 269 00:10:07,852 --> 00:10:10,188 fever! ?? { Singing Continues] 270 00:10:10,313 --> 00:10:12,065 I can't even see where the knob is! 271 00:10:18,613 --> 00:10:20,532 { Grunts, Sighs] 272 00:10:20,615 --> 00:10:22,534 And scene. 273 00:10:22,617 --> 00:10:25,787 Um... 274 00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:28,581 Would you like to try that a little simpler maybe? 275 00:10:30,834 --> 00:10:33,044 No. 276 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,924 Okay. Anybody else? Anyone? 277 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,219 Lindsay Bluth? 278 00:10:41,302 --> 00:10:43,221 - It's Fünke. - Roger Danish. 279 00:10:43,304 --> 00:10:45,515 Look at you. I can't believe it's Lindsay Bluth. 280 00:10:45,598 --> 00:10:47,100 - Oh! - Fünke. 281 00:10:47,141 --> 00:10:49,936 Roger was my male counterpart in high school. 282 00:10:51,354 --> 00:10:53,606 Remember how crazy our hair was back then? 283 00:10:53,731 --> 00:10:56,651 What were we thinking? So what are you doing now? 284 00:10:56,776 --> 00:10:58,611 He's, uh, casting my commercial. 285 00:10:58,694 --> 00:10:59,695 - Oh.. 286 00:10:59,779 --> 00:11:01,405 Yeah, trying to. The South Coast 287 00:11:01,489 --> 00:11:03,032 Boutique is having a fire sale. 288 00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:06,661 South Coast Boutique? They're having a fire sale? 289 00:11:10,665 --> 00:11:12,792 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael was 290 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,961 still following his mother's housekeeper. 291 00:11:20,341 --> 00:11:24,095 And she did finally lead him to the storage unit. 292 00:11:24,178 --> 00:11:25,763 - Unfortunately, it was 293 00:11:25,846 --> 00:11:27,390 on fire. - { Siren Wailing] 294 00:11:30,059 --> 00:11:32,353 [Police Radio Chatter] 295 00:11:32,436 --> 00:11:34,980 Somebody wanted this place to go. 296 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:37,358 Yeah? What do you mean, arson? 297 00:11:38,526 --> 00:11:40,778 Oh, definitely the work of a flamer. 298 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,753 { Shouting] 299 00:12:01,382 --> 00:12:04,593 It shoots tomorrow, and are you ready for this? 300 00:12:04,718 --> 00:12:07,054 - It pays 1,000 bucks! - Mmm. I 301 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,390 thought that was Tobias's part. 302 00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:11,850 Yes. No. No, I did not book this one. 303 00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:13,769 I, uh... I think I made the, 304 00:12:13,852 --> 00:12:15,646 uh, fire too real, uh, for them... 305 00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:17,231 and, uh... and probably 306 00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:18,732 failed to highlight the sale. 307 00:12:18,857 --> 00:12:21,026 So, good for her. And, uh, 308 00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:23,237 will you excuse me, please? 309 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,031 { Chuckling] 310 00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,283 Well, that's great, but I've got my own problems. 311 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:30,577 The flight records? They burned up. 312 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:32,579 That's fine. That's over with. 313 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,456 But I think Dad is behind it. 314 00:12:34,539 --> 00:12:36,124 I think Dad is trying to 315 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,668 run the business from prison. 316 00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,378 Well, isn't that ironic? I'm 317 00:12:39,419 --> 00:12:40,962 making a fortune at my newjob... 318 00:12:41,046 --> 00:12:42,255 and you don't even have 319 00:12:42,339 --> 00:12:43,465 the job you thought you did. 320 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:45,300 But you don't have a job. You've got a 321 00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:47,177 job offer. Anybody can get a job offer. 322 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:51,389 { Sobbing] 323 00:12:51,515 --> 00:12:53,016 So, I'm gonna go see Dad, 324 00:12:53,099 --> 00:12:54,684 because this is my business to run now. 325 00:12:54,726 --> 00:12:57,062 Your business? 326 00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:01,483 Hey, there you are, Gob. 327 00:13:01,566 --> 00:13:03,860 I have been looking all over for you. 328 00:13:03,944 --> 00:13:06,363 I could really use some help. 329 00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:10,367 Well, I was gonna return this dove. 330 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:11,826 What are you... You want me to 331 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:13,370 run a meeting for you or something? 332 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,788 Or, even better, could 333 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:16,289 you mail this letter for me? 334 00:13:16,414 --> 00:13:19,084 You can't just give that to a mailman? 335 00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:20,960 I can't trust a mailman 336 00:13:21,044 --> 00:13:22,670 with this. This is important. 337 00:13:22,796 --> 00:13:24,047 [Narrator] Gob was 338 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,381 intrigued. He also suspected... 339 00:13:25,465 --> 00:13:26,883 he couldn't return a 340 00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:28,593 completely frozen dove to a pet store... 341 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,094 and get the full refund 342 00:13:30,178 --> 00:13:31,513 he felt he was entitled to. 343 00:13:31,596 --> 00:13:33,431 - I'll mail that letter. - [Narrator] 344 00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:35,266 Michael then went to confront his father. 345 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:37,977 You are not going to keep 346 00:13:38,061 --> 00:13:39,646 running the company from in here, okay? 347 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:41,522 That's why you wanted me to give T-Bone a job? 348 00:13:41,564 --> 00:13:43,566 - To pay him back for burning down the 349 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,526 storage unit? - Michael, that's ridiculous. 350 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,111 Well, I'm not hiring him. No. 351 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:48,655 We don't have the money, Pop. 352 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:49,989 There's always money in the 353 00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:51,282 banana stand. { Clicks Tongue] 354 00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:53,743 The banana stand! You know, that's 355 00:13:53,826 --> 00:13:56,120 exactly what this feels like. Huh? 356 00:13:56,204 --> 00:13:57,747 Like I'm still stuck in that hot booth 357 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,457 all summer with you pulling the strings. 358 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,958 What was I gonna do, put a kid in 359 00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:02,418 charge of a frozen banana stand? 360 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,711 Sure. That's what I did. I 361 00:14:03,795 --> 00:14:04,962 just made my son the manager. 362 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:07,590 George Michael is running 363 00:14:07,673 --> 00:14:09,091 the frozen banana stand now? 364 00:14:09,175 --> 00:14:11,511 That's right. Yeah. You sit with 365 00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:13,846 that. You think about that for a while. 366 00:14:13,971 --> 00:14:16,307 [Narrator] George Sr. did think about that. 367 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:21,812 Well, now that we've got an 368 00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:23,314 employee, we can go have dinner. 369 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,235 We throw away a banana for every 370 00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:29,862 buck we take so no one finds out. 371 00:14:29,987 --> 00:14:31,197 Wait a minute. I think you 372 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,406 should do that math again. 373 00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:35,368 - Why? Is it wrong? - It's fine. 374 00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:37,203 - He's an arsonist, not an 375 00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:38,913 embezzler. - { No Audible Dialogue] 376 00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:40,623 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael 377 00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:42,208 got an urgent call from his mother. 378 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,502 Gob is unhappy. 379 00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:47,171 Again? I tried to include him. I gave him a job. 380 00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:49,006 You gave him a letter to mail. 381 00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:51,800 Don't tell me that was too much for him. 382 00:14:51,884 --> 00:14:53,469 No, Michael, he mailed the 383 00:14:53,552 --> 00:14:55,095 letter. That's not the point. 384 00:14:55,179 --> 00:14:56,805 [Narrator] Gob had not mailed the 385 00:14:56,889 --> 00:14:58,390 letter, but, in an act of defiance... 386 00:14:58,474 --> 00:15:00,851 dramatically hurled the letter into the sea. 387 00:15:00,935 --> 00:15:03,354 ?? [Man Singing In Foreign Language] 388 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,397 This proved a more difficult 389 00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:07,316 dramatic gesture than he'd anticipated. 390 00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:10,361 ?? [Continues] 391 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,120 - So what do you want me to do 392 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:21,580 about it? - Don't take that tone. 393 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,832 - He's my son. I want you to make 394 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:26,043 him stop calling me. - [Door Opens] 395 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:28,545 Am I the only one who works in this family? 396 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:31,506 [Chuckling] Yes, that's my gal. 397 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,342 Who would have imagined... two 398 00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:35,052 actors in one family? { Chuckles] 399 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,554 We're like the Lunts! 400 00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:42,476 { Chuckling] You see... Excuse me. 401 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:43,560 - Mama 402 00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:45,479 [Narrator] And so, Lindsay and Maeby 403 00:15:45,562 --> 00:15:47,356 separately went to the same restaurant... 404 00:15:47,356 --> 00:15:48,732 to celebrate thejobs they 405 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,067 hadn't actually performed... 406 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,694 with money they hadn't actually earned. 407 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,279 Did you enjoy your meal, 408 00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:55,781 Mom? You drank it fast enough. 409 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,073 - [Woman] Hi, Lucille.! - Not 410 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,325 as much as you enjoyed yours. 411 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,368 You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. 412 00:16:00,452 --> 00:16:03,497 Okay, this is what I told Tobias you'd do. 413 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,956 Say what you will about him. 414 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,333 At least he's happy for me. 415 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,336 { Sobbing] 416 00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:12,964 You know, I think we might 417 00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,299 be doubling our losses here. 418 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,259 Because, I mean, for every dollar you 419 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:18,136 take, you're actually taking two dollars... 420 00:16:18,219 --> 00:16:20,597 because we paid for the bananas. 421 00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,849 { Chuckles] Oh, my God, you're right. 422 00:16:22,974 --> 00:16:25,477 I am? Oh, God, I've screwed 423 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,021 this up! Okay, we gotta go. 424 00:16:28,104 --> 00:16:30,732 - Oh, my God! It's your mom and 425 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,276 Gangy. - What are they doing here? 426 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:34,486 They're grown-ups. They're 427 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:36,154 allowed to have fun whenever they want. 428 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,697 We're kids. We're supposed to be 429 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,449 working. Now they're gonna tell my dad... 430 00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:40,700 and he's gonna come check the 431 00:16:40,742 --> 00:16:42,160 totals and know we took the money. 432 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,286 - Oh, God, this is bad. 433 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,537 What are we gonna do? - Look. 434 00:16:44,621 --> 00:16:46,414 Pop-pop, he's a 435 00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:48,166 business man. What would he do? 436 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:50,209 Bananas Foster. 437 00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:56,174 You might wanna let that fire go 438 00:16:56,257 --> 00:16:58,009 out before you stick your face in it. 439 00:16:58,134 --> 00:16:59,635 That's funny, 'cause I was gonna say, 440 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,512 "You might wanna lean away from that fire... 441 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,223 since you're soaked in alcohol." 442 00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,392 Mine was better. 443 00:17:06,476 --> 00:17:07,477 Mine was better. 444 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,603 Welcome to Bluth Bananas, 445 00:17:08,686 --> 00:17:09,979 where bananas are our business. 446 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:11,939 May I interest you in a banana this day? 447 00:17:11,981 --> 00:17:14,108 - T-Bone, what are you doing 448 00:17:14,192 --> 00:17:16,235 here? - Your dad gave me this job. 449 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,029 [Narrator] Michael realized that 450 00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,780 his father had even taken control... 451 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,866 of the banana stand. 452 00:17:21,949 --> 00:17:23,826 But he still had some unanswered questions... 453 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,703 so he did a little detective work. 454 00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:26,913 - You burn down the storage 455 00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:28,122 unit? - Oh, most definitely. 456 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:34,170 Michael, having a nice day at the beach... 457 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:35,838 while the rest of us are busting 458 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,340 our asses to deliver your mail? 459 00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,133 What do you want me to say? 460 00:17:39,216 --> 00:17:40,801 You go and complain to Mom... 461 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,054 - And I tried to include you. - Include me? 462 00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:44,388 - Yeah. - I should be in 463 00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:45,681 charge. I'm the older brother. 464 00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:48,100 - Please, do you even wanna be in 465 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,143 charge? 466 00:17:49,226 --> 00:17:50,936 - No! But I'd like to be asked 467 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,271 This is just like when we were 468 00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:53,772 kids, and you were the only one... 469 00:17:53,856 --> 00:17:55,357 - He let work in the banana 470 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,859 stand. - Well, I got news for you. 471 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,569 Dad still doesn't trust me to this day. 472 00:17:58,652 --> 00:18:00,237 He treats me like a low-level employee. 473 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,864 { Scoffs] Better than being 474 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,407 treated like the goofball... 475 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:06,160 the joker, the magician. 476 00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:09,663 I thought you were gonna do, like, a trick there. 477 00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:10,789 - A fireball or something. 478 00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:11,915 - I was. It didn't go off. 479 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,334 - These things never go off when 480 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,877 you want them to. - [Phone Ringing] 481 00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:16,045 - My least consistent 482 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,463 trick. - Hang on one sec. Hello. 483 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,006 - Hey, Uncle Michael, it's me, 484 00:18:19,089 --> 00:18:20,466 Maeby. - Where's George Michael? 485 00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:22,885 At the banana stand. He's about to 486 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,179 do something really irresponsible. 487 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,638 You think it's 488 00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:28,140 irresponsible? I'll be right there. 489 00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:29,933 - I'm gonna get blamed for 490 00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:31,518 this. - [Michael] George Michael. 491 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,687 - Dad. - Hey, what are you doing? 492 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:36,064 I was just, uh... I was 493 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,400 burning down the banana stand. 494 00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,526 What? 495 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,778 - I'm sorry. I screwed it all up 496 00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:43,739 I've got no right to call myself Mr. Manager. 497 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,657 - Manager. - Manager. I'm sorry, Dad. 498 00:18:45,741 --> 00:18:47,242 - Oh, George Michael. - I 499 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,827 am. But I'll make it up to you. 500 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:49,911 I'll work weeknights. 501 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:50,996 I'll lay people off. 502 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:52,873 I'll give up my summer, all my summers. 503 00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:54,916 just just tell me what to do, and I'll do it. 504 00:18:54,999 --> 00:18:57,210 [Narrator] Michael realized he had done to 505 00:18:57,294 --> 00:18:59,463 his son what his father had done to him... 506 00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:01,965 so he came up with a solution. 507 00:19:02,048 --> 00:19:05,010 - Burn it down. - What? 508 00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:07,929 Let's burn this son of a bitch. 509 00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:19,274 This is gonna be our best summer ever, buddy. 510 00:19:24,154 --> 00:19:26,156 [Narrator] And so, Michael, his son 511 00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:28,158 and his brother together enjoyed... 512 00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:30,577 the cathartic burning of the banana stand. 513 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,872 You mailed that insurance check, right, Gob? 514 00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:40,044 ?? [Man Singing Rock] 515 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:46,551 ?? [Continues] 516 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,054 [Narrator] The next morning, 517 00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:51,514 Lindsay woke up late in the day... 518 00:19:51,514 --> 00:19:52,640 hungover from celebrating 519 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:53,850 her one day of employment... 520 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:56,603 which, it turns out, she had slept through. 521 00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:58,021 { Roger] All right, Lindsay, 522 00:19:58,062 --> 00:19:59,480 forget it. We'll get someone else. 523 00:19:59,522 --> 00:20:00,690 - [Narrator] Tobias was next 524 00:20:00,773 --> 00:20:02,066 on the call list... - [Ringing] 525 00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:03,318 - But, unfortunately, couldn't 526 00:20:03,401 --> 00:20:04,569 hear the phone... - [Sobbing] 527 00:20:04,652 --> 00:20:06,404 - Over the sound of the 528 00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:08,197 shower. - [Ringing Continues] 529 00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:10,074 He did, however, use Lindsay's conditioner... 530 00:20:10,116 --> 00:20:11,743 - And was surprised to find that it 531 00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:13,411 did help his self-esteem. - Mornin'. 532 00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:15,997 - You look nice. - What? 533 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,999 You look very handsome today. 534 00:20:18,082 --> 00:20:19,959 Thank you, Lindsay. 535 00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,211 [Narrator] And Michael finally 536 00:20:22,295 --> 00:20:23,713 got to show his father who's boss. 537 00:20:23,796 --> 00:20:24,797 You what? 538 00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:26,924 - Burned it right down to the ground 539 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,759 Are you crazy? There was 540 00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:30,511 money in that banana stand. 541 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:32,054 Well, it's all gone now, 542 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:33,556 Dad, and it was my decision. 543 00:20:33,639 --> 00:20:34,724 So the next time you wanna 544 00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:36,100 have a little power struggle... 545 00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:38,519 just remember that you're playing with fire. 546 00:20:38,602 --> 00:20:40,771 There was $250,000 lining 547 00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:42,982 the walls of the banana stand. 548 00:20:43,065 --> 00:20:46,235 - What? - Cash, Michael. 549 00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:47,695 - Why didn't you tell me that? 550 00:20:47,778 --> 00:20:49,113 - How much clearer can I say... 551 00:20:49,196 --> 00:20:51,157 { Shouting] "There's always 552 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,117 money in the banana stand"? 553 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,077 - No touching! No touching! - No touching! 554 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:57,496 - No touching! No touching! - No touching.! 555 00:20:57,580 --> 00:20:59,999 On the next Arrested Development. 556 00:21:00,082 --> 00:21:01,959 Gob protests the pet store's 557 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,878 frozen dove exchange policy. 558 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:06,505 Return from whence you came! 559 00:21:06,589 --> 00:21:08,632 And, Michael, realizing the banana stand... 560 00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:10,384 is the only profitable part of the 561 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,011 Bluth empire, decides to rebuild. 562 00:21:12,094 --> 00:21:13,846 You couldn't have called 563 00:21:13,929 --> 00:21:15,639 me? I can't swing a hammer? 564 00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:20,394 - I got a rabbit to buy. - { Engine Revs] 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net