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Before time began, there was the Cube.
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We know not where it comes from,
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only that it holds the power
to create worlds and fill them with life.
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That is how our race was born.
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For a time, we lived in harmony,
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but like all great power,
some wanted it for good, others for evil.
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And so began the war,
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a war that ravaged our planet
until it was consumed by death,
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and the Cube was lost
to the far reaches of space.
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We scattered across the galaxy,
hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
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searching every star, every world.
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And just when all hope seemed lost,
message of a new discovery drew us
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to an unknown planet called Earth.
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But we were already too late.
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Oh, God, five months of this.
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I can't wait to get a little taste of home.
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A plate of mama's alligators étouffée.
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You've been talking
about barbecued 'gators and crickets
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for the last two weeks. I'm never going
to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
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But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known
to have the most succulent meat.
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I understand.
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English, please. English.
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I mean, how many times have we...
We don't speak Spanish. I told you that.
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Why you got to ruin it for me, man?
That's my heritage.
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Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
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Hey, you guys remember weekends?
Huh? The Sox at Fenway.
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- Cold hotdog and a flat beer.
- Perfect day.
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What about you, Captain?
You got a perfect day?
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I just can't wait to hold my baby girl
for the first time.
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- He's adorable.
- That's too...
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Shut up!
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Hey, I'm ready to do this.
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Hey, any of y'all grow some balls,
come see me on the court, man.
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Hey, hey!
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Watch this crossover, baby.
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Like Jordan in his prime,
pushing through the front line.
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- Step aside, ladies.
- Oh, man. What?
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- Lennox!
- Hey, what are you doing?
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- Water?
- Thank you.
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Are you gonna help me with the gear?
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Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound
unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out.
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Unidentified aircraft, you are
in restricted US military airspace.
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Squawk ident and proceed east
out of the area.
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Raptors one and two, snap to heading
two-five-zero to intercept.
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Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out,
not squawking.
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Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
to US SOCCENT airbase.
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If you do not comply,
we will use deadly force.
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Copy the bogie.
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Tail 4500 X-ray.
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Sir, says here 4500 X
was shot down three months ago.
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- Afghanistan.
- That's got to be a mistake.
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- Check again, then recheck.
- I did, sir.
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A friend of mine was on that chopper.
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Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you
to US SOCCENT airbase.
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- Radar, where's the inbound?
- Bogie's five miles out, sir.
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- My wife on?
- Yes, Captain.
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- My ladies!
- Look.
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Oh, my goodness. Look at her.
She's getting so big.
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Look at those cheeks.
I just wanna chew on them.
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Baby, we made a good-looking kid.
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I know that people say that all the time,
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but, wow, we made
one good-looking kid. Nice work.
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She has your laugh.
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- She laughed?
- Her first one, yeah.
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You sure she didn't just fart?
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No, she's a lady.
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She doesn't know you yet, but she will.
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4500 X. Something's not right.
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Bogie's on the deck.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
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It's coming from the chopper.
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- Will?
- Sarah?
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
I love you and I'll be home soon.
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- To the right. Go to the right.
- Check fire.
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MH-53 pilot, power down now.
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Have your crew step out
or we will kill you.
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Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
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My God.
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They bombed the antenna farm!
We're under attack!
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Go! Move! Move!
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It's going after the files!
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Cut the hard lines!
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I need a key! It's locked!
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Move! Move!
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Here, come here! Come here!
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Here, hide in here!
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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No!
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Oh!
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What the...
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Epps, let's go!
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Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
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Sorry, I got a lot of stuff.
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Watch.
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Okay.
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For my family...
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Who did... Who did that?
People! Responsibility.
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Okay.
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So, for my family genealogy report,
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I decided to do it
on my great-great-grandfather,
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who was a famous man,
Captain Archibald Witwicky.
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Very famous explorer.
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In fact, he was one of the first to explore
the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal.
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In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors
straight into the Arctic Shelf.
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Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
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The ice is freezing faster than
it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
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Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
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We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads!
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So that's the story, right?
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And here we have some of
the basic instruments and tools
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used by 19th-century seamen.
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This here is the quadrant,
which you can get for 80 bucks.
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It's all for sale, by the way.
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Like the sextant here.
$50 for this, which is a bargain.
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These are pretty cool.
These are my grandfather's glasses.
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I haven't quite gotten them appraised
yet, but they've seen many cool things.
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Are you going to sell me his liver?
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Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell.
It's the 11th grade.
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I don't think your grandfather would be
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particularly proud of what you're doing.
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I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know,
this is all going towards my car fund.
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You can tell your folks. It's on eBay.
I take PayPal.
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Cold hard cash works, too.
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And the compass makes a great gift
for Columbus Day.
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- Sam!
- Sorry.
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Unfortunately,
my great-great-grandfather,
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the genius that he was, wound up
going blind and crazy in a psycho ward,
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drawing these strange symbols
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and babbling on about
some giant ice man
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that he thought he'd discovered.
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Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.
Might not.
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- Sleep in fear tonight.
- Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
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- Sam?
- Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
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Okay. Pretty good, right?
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I'd say a solid B-.
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A B-?
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You were hawking
your great-grandfather's crap
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- in my classroom.
- No, kids enjoy...
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- Look, can you do me a favor?
- What?
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Can you look out the window
for a second? You see my father?
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- He's the guy in the green car.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream.
A boy's dream.
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And a man's promise to that boy.
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He looked at me in the eye.
He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
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"But I want you to bring me $2,000
and three As."
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Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
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Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-.
Dream gone. Kaput.
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Sir, just ask yourself,
what would Jesus do?
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Yes! Yes, yes.
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So?
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A-. It's an A, though.
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Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
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- So I'm good?
- You're good.
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- I got a little surprise for you, son.
- What kind of...
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Yeah, a little surprise.
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No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
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- Oh, you got to be kidding me.
- See?
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Yeah. I am.
You're not getting a Porsche.
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- You think that's funny?
- Yeah, I think it's funny.
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- What's wrong with you?
- You think I'd really get you
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a Porsche for your first car?
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I don't want to talk to you
for the rest of this whole thing.
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- Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke.
- It's not a funny joke.
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- Manny!
- What?
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Get your cousin out of
that damn clown suit.
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He's having a heat stroke again.
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Scaring white folks.
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I'm hot! Makeup's melting.
It hurts my eyes.
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Here? No, no, no, what is this?
You said... You said half a car,
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not half a piece of crap, Dad.
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When I was your age, I'd have been
happy with four wheels and an engine.
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Okay, let me explain
something to you. Okay?
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- You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin?
- Yeah.
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Okay, that's what this is.
And this is 50-year-old virgin.
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- Okay.
- You want me to live that life?
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- No sacrifice, no victory.
- Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
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- The old Witwicky motto, Dad.
- Right.
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Gentlemen.
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Bobby Bolivia, like the country,
except without the runs.
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How can I help you?
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Well, my son here,
looking to buy his first car.
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- You come to see me?
- I had to.
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That practically makes us family.
Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B.
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- Sam.
- Sam, let me talk to you.
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Sam, your first enchilada of freedom
awaits underneath one of those hoods.
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Let me tell you something, son.
A driver don't pick the car.
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The car'll pick the driver.
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It's a mystical bond
between man and machine.
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Son, I'm a lot of things,
but a liar's not one of them.
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Especially not in front of my mammy.
That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
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Don't be like that.
If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
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I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?
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Well, over here, every piece of car
a man might want or need.
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This ain't bad.
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- This one's got racing stripes.
- Yeah.
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It got racing...
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Yeah, what's this?
What the heck is this?
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I don't know nothing about this car.
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- Manny!
- What?
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What is this? This car! Check it out!
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I don't know, boss! I've never seen it!
That's loco!
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Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny!
Find out!
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Feels good.
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- How much?
- Well,
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considering the semi-classic nature
of the vehicle,
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with the slick wheels
and the custom paint job...
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- Yeah, but the paint's faded.
- Yeah, but it's custom.
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It's custom faded?
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Well, this is your first car.
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
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- Five grand.
- No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
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Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
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No, no, no.
You said cars pick their drivers.
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Well, sometimes they pick a driver
with a cheap-ass father. Out the car.
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Now, this one here
for four Gs is a beaut.
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There's a Fiesta with racing stripes
over there.
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No, I don't want a Fiesta
with racing stripes.
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This is a classic engine right here.
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I sold a car the other day...
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Gee. Holy cow.
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- No, no, no. No worries.
- You all right?
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I'll get a sledgehammer and knock
this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
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Get your clown cousin
and get some hammers
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and come bang this stuff out, baby!
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...greater than man...
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That one's my favorite,
drove all the way from Alabammy.
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$4,000.
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Steve.
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Hello, Mr. Secretary.
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They're so young.
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They're the top
subject matter experts, sir.
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NSA's recruiting right out of
high school these days.
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Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
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I am so underdressed.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the Secretary of Defense.
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Please be seated.
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I'm John Keller.
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Obviously, you're wondering
why you're here, so these are the facts.
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00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,593
At 1900 local time yesterday,
239
00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:22,892
the SOCCENT Forward Operations
Base in Qatar was attacked.
240
00:16:23,098 --> 00:16:26,363
So far as we know,
there were no survivors.
241
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:30,068
The objective of the attack
was to hack our military network.
242
00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:32,299
We're not sure
exactly what they're after,
243
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:35,843
but we do know that
they were cut off during the assault,
244
00:16:35,944 --> 00:16:39,812
which would lead us to assume
that they're going to try it again.
245
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,218
Now, no one's taken responsibility
for the attack.
246
00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:47,311
And the only real lead we have so far
is this sound.
247
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:56,590
That's the signal
that hacked our network.
248
00:16:58,066 --> 00:17:01,160
NSA's working at full capacity
to analyze it
249
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,737
and intercept further communications,
250
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:05,636
but we need your help
to find out who did this.
251
00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:09,939
Now, you've all shown considerable
ability in the area of signals analysis.
252
00:17:10,412 --> 00:17:12,642
We're on a hair-trigger here, people.
253
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:15,342
The President has dispatched
battle groups
254
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:19,614
to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea.
This is as real as it's ever gonna get.
255
00:17:19,721 --> 00:17:21,348
Now I'm gonna leave you
to your officer-in-charge.
256
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:24,357
You'll break up into teams
and you'll start your work.
257
00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:25,983
Good luck to us all.
258
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:38,873
All right, Mojo. I got the car.
Now I need the girl.
259
00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:44,572
I need money to take out the girl
is what I need.
260
00:17:44,746 --> 00:17:45,804
Zero bids.
261
00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:49,580
Great. Broke.
262
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:52,051
Come on, Mojo.
You want your pain pills?
263
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:55,353
No. Premature.
264
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:56,788
Good. What's up?
265
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:59,725
Nothing. You know, just driving my car.
Driving my car.
266
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:03,224
It's like clockwork.
267
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,924
All right, I know you get wasted
on these things,
268
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,093
but if you piss in my bed again,
you're sleeping outside. Okay?
269
00:18:08,203 --> 00:18:10,501
That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
270
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:14,702
- Ron, this one is uneven.
- Yeah. Probably.
271
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,004
This one is wobbly.
272
00:18:16,111 --> 00:18:20,207
- Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon.
- Couldn't we have hired a professional?
273
00:18:20,315 --> 00:18:21,441
- Sam...
- What?
274
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:24,110
I do not like footprints on my grass.
275
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:26,414
- What foot... There's no footprints.
- That's why I built my path.
276
00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:28,216
So why don't you go from my grass
onto my path, okay?
277
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:30,450
- It's family grass, Dad.
- Well, when you own your own grass,
278
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:32,652
- you'll understand.
- This... I can't do it anymore.
279
00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,854
- You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.
- What?
280
00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,124
He's got enough self-esteem issues
as a Chihuahua, Mom.
281
00:18:37,232 --> 00:18:38,790
That's his bling.
282
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,101
I want you home at 11:00!
283
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,068
- Yeah, all right.
- 11:00!
284
00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:45,298
Please, for the love of God, drive safely.
285
00:18:45,407 --> 00:18:46,635
Seat belt on!
286
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:56,608
Wow. You are so cheap.
287
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,719
Well, it's his first car.
Supposed to be like that.
288
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:11,123
At this time, we can't confirm
whether there were any survivors.
289
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,634
Oh, my God.
290
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,565
Our bases worldwide are, as of now,
at DEFCON Delta,
291
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,797
our highest readiness level.
292
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,835
We're dealing with
a very effective weapons system
293
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,307
that we have not come across before.
294
00:19:22,477 --> 00:19:25,446
But our prayers are with the families
of the brave men and women...
295
00:19:25,681 --> 00:19:27,376
Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
296
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,209
I've never seen a weapons system
like this.
297
00:19:31,486 --> 00:19:34,182
The thermal shows this weird aura
around the exoskeleton
298
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:37,383
like it's cloaked
by some kind of invisible force field.
299
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:39,789
That's impossible. There's no
such thing as invisible force fields
300
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:42,056
except in, like, comic book stuff, right?
301
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,461
- Man, I don't know.
- What is that?
302
00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:45,724
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
303
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:48,803
She saw things. I got the gene, too,
304
00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:52,867
and that thing that attacked us?
I got a feeling it ain't over.
305
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:55,472
How about you use
those magic voodoo powers
306
00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,169
and get us the hell out of here, huh?
307
00:19:57,346 --> 00:20:01,646
When I took that picture,
I think it saw me.
308
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:05,614
It looked right at me.
309
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,620
All right, we got to get this thing
back to the Pentagon right away.
310
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,157
They got to know what
we're dealing with here.
311
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:11,589
My radio's fried.
312
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:14,688
- I got no communication with aerial.
- Hey, Mahfouz.
313
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,765
- How far do you live from here?
- Not far. Just up that mountain.
314
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,390
- Do they have a phone?
- Yes.
315
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:21,162
All right, let's hit it.
316
00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:26,938
Dude, are you sure
we're invited to this party?
317
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:30,910
Of course, Miles.
It's a lake. Public property.
318
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:33,840
Oh, my God.
319
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,479
Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here.
Just don't do anything weird, all right?
320
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,144
- I'm good, right?
- Yeah, you're good.
321
00:20:39,254 --> 00:20:40,221
Okay.
322
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:46,890
Hey, guys, check it out.
323
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:48,363
Oh, hi.
324
00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:52,559
Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
325
00:20:57,706 --> 00:20:59,765
So, what are you guys doing here?
326
00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:02,375
We're here to climb this tree.
327
00:21:03,111 --> 00:21:04,976
I see that. It looks... It looks fun.
328
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,547
- Yeah.
- You know, I thought I recognized you.
329
00:21:06,648 --> 00:21:09,617
You tried out for the football team
last year, right?
330
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,483
Let's go call your mom.
331
00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:16,489
Oh, no, no, that... No.
That wasn't like a real tryout.
332
00:21:16,591 --> 00:21:19,287
I was researching a book I was writing.
333
00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:20,691
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
334
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:23,162
Yeah? What's it about?
Sucking at sports?
335
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:28,295
No, it's about the link between
brain damage and football.
336
00:21:28,403 --> 00:21:30,633
No, it's a good book.
Your friends'll love it.
337
00:21:30,739 --> 00:21:33,902
You know, it's got mazes in it and,
you know, little coloring areas,
338
00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:36,569
sections, pop-up pictures.
It's a lot of fun.
339
00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,372
That's funny.
340
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,174
Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
341
00:21:44,019 --> 00:21:46,249
Hey, guys, I know of a party.
Let's go, let's head.
342
00:21:46,354 --> 00:21:48,413
You got to get out
of the tree right now. Get...
343
00:21:48,523 --> 00:21:51,117
Just get out of the tree
right now, please.
344
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,254
What are you doing?
345
00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:55,420
Did you see that dismount?
All the chicks were watching.
346
00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,964
You're making me look like an idiot.
We both looked like idiots just now.
347
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:01,331
- Hey, how about you let me drive?
- Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
348
00:22:01,436 --> 00:22:04,405
These 22s, I don't want you
grinding them. No.
349
00:22:04,506 --> 00:22:07,498
Why doesn't my little bunny
just hop in the back seat?
350
00:22:08,477 --> 00:22:11,844
God, I can't even tell you how much
I'm not your little bunny.
351
00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:14,449
Okay.
352
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,350
You'll call me.
353
00:22:23,758 --> 00:22:26,659
Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?
354
00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:28,251
Hey, man, what's wrong
with your radio?
355
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:30,263
- I'm gonna drive her home tonight.
- What?
356
00:22:30,365 --> 00:22:32,993
She's an evil jock concubine, man.
Let her hitchhike.
357
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,728
She lives 10 miles from here, okay?
It's my only chance.
358
00:22:34,836 --> 00:22:36,098
You got to be understanding
here, all right?
359
00:22:36,204 --> 00:22:37,603
All right. We'll put her in the back.
I'll be quiet.
360
00:22:37,706 --> 00:22:39,333
- Did you say, "Put her in the back"?
- I called shotgun.
361
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,238
I'm not putting her in the back.
You got to get out of my car.
362
00:22:41,343 --> 00:22:42,674
- That's a party foul.
- What rules?
363
00:22:42,777 --> 00:22:43,971
Bros before hos.
364
00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:45,842
Miles, I'm begging you to get out
of my car. Okay?
365
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:46,936
You can't do this to me.
366
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:49,141
You got to get out of my car right now.
367
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:56,424
Who's gonna come around
when you break?
368
00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:59,392
Mikaela! It's Sam.
369
00:22:59,494 --> 00:23:00,518
Witwicky.
370
00:23:01,029 --> 00:23:03,190
I hope I didn't get you
stranded or anything.
371
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:04,265
You sure?
372
00:23:04,366 --> 00:23:06,129
So, listen, I was wondering
if I could ride you home.
373
00:23:06,234 --> 00:23:09,692
I mean, give you a ride home
in my car, to your house.
374
00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:11,933
There you go.
375
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,047
So...
376
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:26,318
I can't believe that I'm here right now.
377
00:23:27,756 --> 00:23:30,384
You can duck down if you want.
I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
378
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,517
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't mean here with you.
379
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:37,860
I just meant here, like, in this situation,
this same situation that I'm always in.
380
00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:40,958
'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just
have a weakness for hot guys,
381
00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:44,596
for tight abs and really big arms.
382
00:23:45,073 --> 00:23:46,267
Big arms?
383
00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:51,007
Well, there's a couple new additions
in the car.
384
00:23:51,112 --> 00:23:53,603
Like, I just put in that light there.
385
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:58,141
And that disco ball. And so the light
reflects off the disco ball.
386
00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:01,022
Yeah.
387
00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:07,660
Are you new to school this year?
It's your first year here?
388
00:24:07,762 --> 00:24:09,593
Oh, no, no.
389
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,598
We've been in the same school
since first grade.
390
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,997
- Really?
- Yeah.
391
00:24:13,401 --> 00:24:14,732
Yeah, a long time.
392
00:24:14,836 --> 00:24:16,736
Well, do we have any classes together?
393
00:24:16,838 --> 00:24:18,396
- Yeah, yeah.
- Really? Which?
394
00:24:18,506 --> 00:24:21,998
History. Language arts. Math. Science.
395
00:24:22,110 --> 00:24:23,372
- Sam.
- Sam. Yeah.
396
00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:26,914
- Sam Wilkicky.
- Witwicky.
397
00:24:27,015 --> 00:24:28,676
God, you know what? I'm so sorry.
I just...
398
00:24:28,783 --> 00:24:30,478
- No, it's cool.
- I just didn't recognize you.
399
00:24:30,585 --> 00:24:33,019
Yeah, well, I mean,
that's understandable.
400
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,020
No, no, no. No. Come on.
401
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,827
Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks.
You know, it's a new car.
402
00:24:41,796 --> 00:24:44,390
When I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
403
00:24:44,499 --> 00:24:47,229
This radio is, like, you know...
It's an old radio, too, so...
404
00:24:47,335 --> 00:24:49,030
Sexual healing
405
00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:51,367
Look, this isn't something that I,
you know...
406
00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:54,442
I can't get this radio to stop.
Look, I wouldn't try this on you.
407
00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:56,942
'Cause this is like a romantic thing
that I'm not trying to do.
408
00:24:57,045 --> 00:24:58,740
Not that you're not worthy
of trying something like this on.
409
00:24:58,847 --> 00:25:00,178
- No, of course not.
- I'm a friend of yours.
410
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,613
I'm not a romantic friend.
Romantic friends do this.
411
00:25:02,717 --> 00:25:05,777
I mean, I'm not that friend.
I mean, we... I could be.
412
00:25:06,187 --> 00:25:07,381
I feel good
413
00:25:07,489 --> 00:25:08,888
Just pop the hood.
414
00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:12,520
Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
415
00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:16,191
Whoa, nice headers.
416
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:17,855
You've got a high-rise
double-pump carburetor.
417
00:25:17,966 --> 00:25:20,366
That's pretty impressive, Sam.
418
00:25:20,468 --> 00:25:21,696
Double-pump?
419
00:25:21,803 --> 00:25:24,499
It squirts the fuel in
so you can go faster.
420
00:25:26,574 --> 00:25:28,269
I like to go faster.
421
00:25:28,476 --> 00:25:32,310
And it looks like
your distributor cap's a little loose.
422
00:25:33,548 --> 00:25:35,243
Yeah? How'd you know that?
423
00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:40,377
My dad. He was a real grease monkey.
He taught me all about this.
424
00:25:40,488 --> 00:25:43,924
I could take it all apart, clean it,
put it back together.
425
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:46,220
That's weird.
I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical.
426
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:47,316
Oh, my God.
427
00:25:47,429 --> 00:25:48,987
Well, you know,
I don't really broadcast it.
428
00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:52,123
Guys don't like it when you know
more about cars than they do.
429
00:25:52,233 --> 00:25:54,861
Especially not Trent. He hates it.
430
00:25:54,969 --> 00:25:57,836
Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know,
females working on my engine.
431
00:25:57,939 --> 00:25:59,497
I prefer it, actually.
432
00:26:00,175 --> 00:26:02,473
- Okay. You want to fire it up for me?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem.
433
00:26:02,577 --> 00:26:04,772
- Thanks.
- You know, I was thinking.
434
00:26:04,879 --> 00:26:08,315
You know, if Trent's such a jerk,
why do you hang out with him?
435
00:26:10,618 --> 00:26:13,178
You know what? I'm just...
I'm gonna walk.
436
00:26:13,288 --> 00:26:14,949
Good luck with your car.
437
00:26:17,392 --> 00:26:18,416
All right.
438
00:26:18,526 --> 00:26:20,460
Walking's healthy, right?
439
00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:23,824
Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
440
00:26:24,232 --> 00:26:26,496
Come on, please.
Please, you gotta work for me now.
441
00:26:26,601 --> 00:26:29,434
Don't let her walk away. Come on,
come on, come on. Please, please.
442
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:34,005
Baby come back
any kind of fool could see
443
00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:35,369
Hey!
444
00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:40,406
There was something
in everything about you
445
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,608
Baby come back
you can blame it all on me
446
00:26:44,719 --> 00:26:46,050
Hey!
447
00:26:48,656 --> 00:26:50,317
Wait a second!
448
00:26:50,492 --> 00:26:53,950
I was wrong
and I just can't live without you
449
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:57,121
There it is.
450
00:26:57,766 --> 00:27:01,600
I had fun.
So, you know, thanks for listening.
451
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:06,334
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- You... You think I'm shallow?
452
00:27:07,575 --> 00:27:10,635
I think you're... No, no, no.
453
00:27:11,079 --> 00:27:15,345
I think there's a lot more
than meets the eye with you.
454
00:27:17,318 --> 00:27:18,285
Okay.
455
00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:20,254
Yeah.
456
00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:22,880
All right, I'll see you at school.
457
00:27:22,991 --> 00:27:24,049
All right.
458
00:27:29,964 --> 00:27:31,431
That's stupid.
459
00:27:31,766 --> 00:27:32,790
That was a stupid line.
460
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:35,699
"There's more than meets
the eye with you." Stupid.
461
00:27:38,106 --> 00:27:39,471
Oh, God.
462
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,467
Oh, my God. I love my car.
463
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:59,017
Hey, guys, I think the other team
figured it out. Iran.
464
00:27:59,127 --> 00:28:02,790
Come on, man. This is way too smart
for Iranian scientists.
465
00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:06,663
- Think about it.
- What do you think, kid? Chinese?
466
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:09,363
No way. This is nothing like
what the Chinese are using.
467
00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:14,872
This is Air Force One.
Level of flight, level three-three-zero.
468
00:28:14,976 --> 00:28:17,035
We will hunt down this enemy.
And when we do,
469
00:28:17,145 --> 00:28:19,340
we'll know just what to do with them.
470
00:28:19,848 --> 00:28:22,043
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
471
00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:40,459
Apparently, there are
very few survivors.
472
00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:41,762
Yes, Mr. President?
473
00:28:41,870 --> 00:28:44,805
Yeah, can you wrangle me up
some Ding Dongs, darling?
474
00:28:56,951 --> 00:29:01,012
I joined the Air Force to bring the man
Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
475
00:29:26,381 --> 00:29:27,348
Shoot.
476
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,053
Gross.
477
00:30:10,258 --> 00:30:11,919
Do you hear that?
478
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,454
Are you getting this?
479
00:30:17,465 --> 00:30:19,092
I think they're hacking
the network again.
480
00:30:34,315 --> 00:30:37,443
Oh, my God. This is a direct match
to the signal in Qatar.
481
00:30:37,552 --> 00:30:39,383
- Are you running a diagnostic?
- Should I be?
482
00:30:39,487 --> 00:30:41,478
- Yes, you should.
- So I am.
483
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,898
Someone!
They're hacking into Air Force One!
484
00:30:55,003 --> 00:30:56,527
We need a senior analyst.
485
00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,502
- I think they're planting a virus.
- A virus?
486
00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:01,131
- It's streaming right now.
- They are planting a virus
487
00:31:01,242 --> 00:31:04,439
and stealing a whole lot of data
from your system at the same time.
488
00:31:04,545 --> 00:31:06,069
Code Red. We have a breach.
489
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,910
Air Force One, someone onboard
has breached the military network.
490
00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:11,781
I'm in the cargo hold. Clear. Clear.
491
00:31:16,391 --> 00:31:17,790
- You got to cut the hard lines.
- What?
492
00:31:17,892 --> 00:31:21,020
- Whatever they want, they are getting it.
- Sir?
493
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,825
Permission to take down
the Defense Network.
494
00:31:23,931 --> 00:31:27,924
- Cut all server hard lines now.
- Cut all server hard lines now.
495
00:31:49,590 --> 00:31:52,354
Someone's tampered
with the POTUS mainframe.
496
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:53,926
What the...
497
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,800
Shots fired in the underdeck.
Repeat, shots fired.
498
00:32:01,903 --> 00:32:04,736
Crew, prepare for emergency descent.
499
00:32:22,824 --> 00:32:24,815
I want our President in that bunker.
500
00:32:24,926 --> 00:32:28,953
And I don't want to discuss a damn
thing other till that becomes reality.
501
00:32:29,063 --> 00:32:32,157
That's our first priority.
That's our only priority right now.
502
00:32:32,266 --> 00:32:33,392
Air Force One is on the ground.
503
00:33:37,465 --> 00:33:40,127
Oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
504
00:33:40,968 --> 00:33:42,526
That's my car!
505
00:33:43,971 --> 00:33:45,302
No!
506
00:33:47,441 --> 00:33:48,533
No, no, no, no.
507
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:58,176
Dad, call the cops!
508
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:03,082
Where you going with my car, buddy?
Where you going?
509
00:34:03,191 --> 00:34:06,922
Hello? 911 emergency!
My car has been stolen!
510
00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:10,486
I'm in pursuit! Right?
I need all units, the whole squadron.
511
00:34:10,598 --> 00:34:13,396
Bring everyone!
No, don't ask me questions, all right?
512
00:34:13,501 --> 00:34:16,163
My father's the head
of the neighborhood watch!
513
00:34:48,803 --> 00:34:50,361
Oh, my God.
514
00:35:06,787 --> 00:35:08,186
My name is Sam Witwicky.
515
00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:12,225
Whoever finds this, my car is alive,
okay? You saw that?
516
00:35:12,326 --> 00:35:15,056
Since this is my last words on Earth,
I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I love you,
517
00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:17,528
and if you find Busty Beauties
under my bed, it wasn't mine.
518
00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:19,623
I'm holding it for Miles.
No, no, wait that...
519
00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:22,362
Okay, that's not true. It's mine
and Uncle Charles gave it to me.
520
00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:24,438
I'm sorry. Mojo, I love you.
521
00:35:36,117 --> 00:35:38,244
No! No! No! No!
522
00:35:41,789 --> 00:35:43,154
Oh, my God.
523
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,249
No, you're a good dog!
Good dog! Good dog!
524
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,552
Oh, my God.
525
00:35:50,865 --> 00:35:55,564
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! All right! Oh!
No! No!
526
00:35:58,472 --> 00:35:59,837
Okay. Please, please don't kill me!
527
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:03,273
I'm sorry! Take the keys!
I don't want them! Car's yours!
528
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,513
Listen, listen, listen.
529
00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:08,946
- Good, you're here.
- Let me see your hands!
530
00:36:09,050 --> 00:36:10,608
- No, no, no! It's not me!
- Let me see your hands.
531
00:36:10,718 --> 00:36:13,778
- The guy's inside.
- Shut up! Walk towards the car.
532
00:36:15,723 --> 00:36:17,452
Put your head on the hood.
533
00:36:30,738 --> 00:36:33,468
Whoever did this finally managed
to infiltrate our defense network,
534
00:36:33,574 --> 00:36:36,099
which is what they tried to do in Qatar,
only this time it worked.
535
00:36:36,210 --> 00:36:37,837
- What did they get?
- We still don't know.
536
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:41,073
- Talk to me about the virus.
- It's a Spider-bot virus.
537
00:36:41,182 --> 00:36:43,810
We're not sure what it's going to do,
but it may cripple the system.
538
00:36:43,918 --> 00:36:45,909
- Can we stop it?
- Every time we try an antivirus,
539
00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:48,545
it adapts and speeds up.
It's like it's not a virus anymore.
540
00:36:48,656 --> 00:36:49,714
It's become the system.
541
00:36:49,824 --> 00:36:52,987
Obviously the first phase
of a major attack against the US.
542
00:36:53,094 --> 00:36:54,686
The only countries
with this kind of capability
543
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:57,093
are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
544
00:36:57,198 --> 00:37:00,133
- I'm sorry, that's not correct.
- Excuse me, young lady.
545
00:37:00,234 --> 00:37:02,464
I didn't see you standing there.
You would be who?
546
00:37:02,570 --> 00:37:04,401
I'm just the analyst
who detected the hack.
547
00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:07,633
Hold on. It was you? You did it?
548
00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:10,772
- Her team.
- Sir, I was just trying to say,
549
00:37:10,878 --> 00:37:13,506
they hacked your firewall in 10 seconds.
550
00:37:13,614 --> 00:37:16,276
Okay. Even a supercomputer
with a brute force attack
551
00:37:16,384 --> 00:37:18,113
would take 20 years to do that.
552
00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:20,687
Maybe you can explain, then,
how our latest satellite imagery
553
00:37:20,788 --> 00:37:23,120
shows North Korea
doubling its naval activity.
554
00:37:23,224 --> 00:37:26,716
Maybe it's a precaution,
because isn't that what we're doing?
555
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:30,194
The signal pattern is learning.
It's evolving on its own.
556
00:37:30,297 --> 00:37:32,561
And you need to
move past Fourier transfers
557
00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:34,861
and start considering
quantum mechanics.
558
00:37:34,969 --> 00:37:37,301
There is nothing on Earth that complex.
559
00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:39,896
What about an organism?
A living organism?
560
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:42,407
Maybe some kind of
DNA-based computer?
561
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,173
- And I know that that sounds crazy...
- That's enough. That's enough.
562
00:37:46,647 --> 00:37:49,207
We have six floors of analysts
working on this thing.
563
00:37:49,316 --> 00:37:51,648
Now, if you can find proof to back up
your theory,
564
00:37:51,752 --> 00:37:54,243
I'm gonna be happy to listen to you.
But if you don't get a filter
565
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:58,291
on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna
be off the team. You understand?
566
00:38:03,764 --> 00:38:07,200
Look, I can't be any clearer
than how crystal clear I am being.
567
00:38:08,102 --> 00:38:10,468
- It just stood up.
- It just stood up.
568
00:38:11,972 --> 00:38:13,701
Wow. That's really neat.
569
00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,936
Okay, chiefie.
570
00:38:16,343 --> 00:38:19,107
Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy.
571
00:38:19,647 --> 00:38:21,012
What are you rolling?
572
00:38:21,115 --> 00:38:23,447
Whippets? Goofballs?
A little wowie sauce with the boys?
573
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,917
- No, I'm not on any drugs.
- What's these?
574
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,518
Found it in your pocket. "Mojo."
575
00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:33,385
Is that what the kids are doing now?
Little bit of Mojo?
576
00:38:33,494 --> 00:38:37,123
- Those are my dog's pain pills.
- You know, a Chihuahua. A little...
577
00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:42,363
What was that?
578
00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:47,201
You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent?
579
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:51,833
You wanna go?
Make something happen. Do it.
580
00:38:51,946 --> 00:38:55,143
'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
581
00:38:56,517 --> 00:38:57,779
Are you on drugs?
582
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,590
Let's hope this telephone line works.
583
00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,599
Hey, heads up!
584
00:39:13,701 --> 00:39:17,330
Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
585
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:24,244
What the heck was that?
586
00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:31,248
English, dude. English.
587
00:39:37,658 --> 00:39:38,784
Whoa!
588
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:40,950
Watch out!
589
00:39:47,234 --> 00:39:49,702
- Open fire!
- Contact! Contact!
590
00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:50,861
Everybody, quiet. Settle.
591
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:53,098
Whoa, mother... What the hell is...
592
00:40:00,848 --> 00:40:03,612
Get up! Get up! Come on!
593
00:40:10,724 --> 00:40:12,521
Go! Move it!
594
00:40:24,805 --> 00:40:26,932
Take cover!
595
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:31,301
Fig! Cover the rear!
596
00:40:31,946 --> 00:40:36,849
Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear!
Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!
597
00:40:36,951 --> 00:40:39,977
Come on! Give me a mag!
598
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,813
Where's your papa?
Where's your papa?
599
00:40:42,923 --> 00:40:44,015
Papa!
600
00:40:44,658 --> 00:40:46,888
Sir, we need... I need a telephone.
601
00:40:46,994 --> 00:40:49,360
- Telephone, telephone, yes!
- Telephone!
602
00:40:49,463 --> 00:40:51,055
Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
603
00:40:51,165 --> 00:40:52,427
- Cell phone!
- I don't know how to thank you.
604
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:53,500
Fire!
605
00:40:54,735 --> 00:40:57,295
This is an emergency Pentagon call!
I need you to... Do you understand?
606
00:40:57,404 --> 00:40:59,895
It's an emergency Pentagon...
607
00:41:01,775 --> 00:41:03,902
I don't have a credit card!
608
00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:08,109
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed
things up any bit at all.
609
00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,911
I'm going to ask you to speak
into the mouthpiece very clearly.
610
00:41:11,018 --> 00:41:15,318
I'm in the middle of a war!
This is frigging ridiculous!
611
00:41:16,657 --> 00:41:17,954
Ammo!
612
00:41:18,492 --> 00:41:20,687
I need a credit card!
613
00:41:22,663 --> 00:41:25,427
- Epps! Where's your wallet?
- Pocket!
614
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:28,796
- Which pocket?
- My back pocket!
615
00:41:28,902 --> 00:41:33,100
- You got 10 back pockets!
- Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
616
00:41:33,941 --> 00:41:36,102
All right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
617
00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:38,201
Okay, it's Visa.
618
00:41:38,445 --> 00:41:39,707
Also, sir, have you heard about
619
00:41:39,813 --> 00:41:41,906
our premium plus
world-service gold package?
620
00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:47,147
No, I don't want a premium package!
Epps! Pentagon!
621
00:41:50,157 --> 00:41:51,419
Give me a status.
622
00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:54,386
Sir, we're tracking a Special Ops team
under fire in Qatar.
623
00:41:54,495 --> 00:41:56,190
They say they're survivors
of the base attack.
624
00:41:56,296 --> 00:41:57,263
Survivors?
625
00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:02,762
I ain't never seen this in my life!
626
00:42:02,870 --> 00:42:04,599
Need gunships on station ASAP!
627
00:42:04,705 --> 00:42:05,899
Predator's coming up in a minute.
628
00:42:06,006 --> 00:42:07,405
We're linking the call
to the nearest AWACS.
629
00:42:13,681 --> 00:42:16,650
Unknown, man. I don't...
Man, if you seen this shit...
630
00:42:16,984 --> 00:42:19,612
Predator ETA two minutes.
631
00:42:28,395 --> 00:42:30,329
Hey! Make way!
632
00:42:35,202 --> 00:42:37,261
- What is that?
- I don't know.
633
00:42:42,543 --> 00:42:44,238
We need air support
and we need it now.
634
00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:47,438
Roll in strike package Bravo
on unknown target.
635
00:42:47,548 --> 00:42:51,143
I authenticate Tango Whiskey
at time 0300 Zulu.
636
00:42:51,251 --> 00:42:54,084
Attention, all aircraft. This will be
a danger close-fire mission.
637
00:42:54,188 --> 00:42:55,712
Weapons, I just got a call
from Falcon Ops.
638
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:57,518
Who's closer to Kill Box One Alpha?
639
00:42:57,624 --> 00:42:59,148
- Send the Hogs, sir.
- Okay, send the Hogs over
640
00:42:59,259 --> 00:43:00,954
to Kill Box One Alpha.
It's a danger close...
641
00:43:01,061 --> 00:43:03,586
Switch the Hogs to Kill Box One Alpha,
300 feet danger close.
642
00:43:03,697 --> 00:43:05,597
Friendlies in the area.
643
00:43:05,699 --> 00:43:08,725
Seven-man team
north of orange smoke!
644
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:12,067
Received Kill Box One Alpha.
Engage hostile.
645
00:43:14,441 --> 00:43:17,706
Attack direction west!
You're clear and hot!
646
00:43:20,914 --> 00:43:22,279
Strike, tell me status of Hog right now.
647
00:43:22,382 --> 00:43:24,247
Hog One-One Dark Star status.
648
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:29,714
- Lennox! The heat's coming!
- Laze the target!
649
00:43:29,823 --> 00:43:32,383
We got a beam-rider incoming!
Laze target!
650
00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:42,361
- Ready! Heat's coming!
- What? Bring it!
651
00:43:42,469 --> 00:43:45,063
Receiving radar jamming
in vicinity of target.
652
00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:03,218
No frigging way
that thing's still not down.
653
00:44:03,323 --> 00:44:06,588
Spooky Three Two, use 105 shells.
Bring the rain.
654
00:44:08,796 --> 00:44:12,232
Be advised, ground team is requesting
105 sabot rounds.
655
00:44:40,494 --> 00:44:41,552
Did we lose them?
656
00:44:41,662 --> 00:44:44,222
Warthog One confirm visual
on friendlies.
657
00:44:48,335 --> 00:44:49,461
Where's Fig?
658
00:44:50,404 --> 00:44:51,996
- Fig? Fig?
- Oh, God!
659
00:44:52,973 --> 00:44:54,770
- God damn it!
- Get a medic!
660
00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:55,967
Get a medic!
661
00:44:56,143 --> 00:44:57,167
- I'm sorry.
- Black Hawk...
662
00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,471
We'll get a medic. Just hold on.
He's got a pulse.
663
00:44:58,579 --> 00:45:00,444
We need a medevac. One man down.
Patient care category urgent.
664
00:45:06,186 --> 00:45:07,881
Bring them home.
665
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:11,655
You get those men stateside right now.
666
00:45:12,159 --> 00:45:13,854
I want them debriefed in 10 hours.
667
00:45:20,601 --> 00:45:24,002
There's only one hacker in the world
who can break this code.
668
00:45:34,448 --> 00:45:37,144
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
669
00:45:40,254 --> 00:45:41,949
I am sorry to bother you.
670
00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:43,883
- Maggie?
- Listen, I need your help.
671
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:47,984
No! This is my private area,
my place of Zen and peace.
672
00:45:48,095 --> 00:45:49,756
- Listen to me.
- Glen! Who is it?
673
00:45:49,863 --> 00:45:51,990
Shut up, Grandma!
674
00:45:52,099 --> 00:45:54,533
- What are you doing here?
- Just give me a break, will you, please?
675
00:45:54,635 --> 00:45:56,728
Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
676
00:46:01,708 --> 00:46:04,233
- What level are you on, man?
- Six.
677
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,742
Oh, here come the matrix!
Here come the matrix!
678
00:46:13,353 --> 00:46:16,186
Glen, seriously, don't you
want to see something classified?
679
00:46:16,290 --> 00:46:18,121
Yeah. Get low.
680
00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:22,394
- Here we go. Here we go. Double tap.
- Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
681
00:46:22,496 --> 00:46:24,327
Hey. I need a moment.
682
00:46:25,332 --> 00:46:26,663
- Please.
- Sorry.
683
00:46:27,234 --> 00:46:28,826
Hey, man, save my game.
684
00:46:28,936 --> 00:46:30,801
How classified?
685
00:46:32,139 --> 00:46:36,200
Like "I will go to jail for the rest of
my life for showing you" classified.
686
00:46:36,476 --> 00:46:38,444
Yes! One quick peek.
687
00:46:39,246 --> 00:46:42,409
Special Ops got a thermal snapshot
of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
688
00:46:42,516 --> 00:46:45,041
- I want to see it.
- Well, the imager was damaged, sir.
689
00:46:45,152 --> 00:46:46,710
The rangers are en route
with the imager,
690
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:48,720
but we also have a security issue.
691
00:46:48,822 --> 00:46:51,086
Circle logs indicate one of
the analysts made a copy
692
00:46:51,191 --> 00:46:52,852
of the network intrusion signal.
693
00:46:55,862 --> 00:46:59,161
The signal strength is through the roof.
Where did you say you got this?
694
00:46:59,266 --> 00:47:01,598
It hacked the national military
air-guard frequency
695
00:47:01,702 --> 00:47:03,260
in less than a minute.
696
00:47:03,370 --> 00:47:05,565
- No way.
- Yeah.
697
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:11,477
Looks like there's a message embedded
in the signal. Let me work my magic.
698
00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:19,175
"Project Iceman"?
699
00:47:19,286 --> 00:47:22,687
- What's Sector Seven?
- Who is Captain Witwicky?
700
00:47:24,224 --> 00:47:26,556
Are you playing
those video games again?
701
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,751
Cops! Cops!
702
00:47:28,862 --> 00:47:31,558
FBI! Clear right!
703
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:35,494
Lock it down! Lock it down!
704
00:47:37,204 --> 00:47:38,171
Cops!
705
00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:39,598
Lock it down.
706
00:47:39,706 --> 00:47:43,198
Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
707
00:47:44,311 --> 00:47:47,872
Get off my Grandmama's carpet!
She don't like nobody on the carpet!
708
00:47:47,981 --> 00:47:49,608
Especially police!
709
00:47:50,217 --> 00:47:52,981
It was an awesome spectacle here
an hour ago
710
00:47:53,086 --> 00:47:56,954
when over 40 C-17 s lifted off
of this very base.
711
00:47:57,591 --> 00:47:59,616
We're not told where they're going.
712
00:47:59,726 --> 00:48:00,715
Morning, Mo.
713
00:48:00,827 --> 00:48:03,125
The government has been very quiet
about what's going on but in our...
714
00:48:03,230 --> 00:48:04,857
- Mojo. Mojo.
- They were headed directly
715
00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:06,489
towards North Korea.
716
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,467
Stop with the barking, Mojo.
It's too early. Please?
717
00:48:13,073 --> 00:48:14,836
Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen.
718
00:48:14,941 --> 00:48:17,967
- My car, it stole itself, okay?
- What are you talking about, man?
719
00:48:18,078 --> 00:48:20,979
Satan's Camaro. In my yard.
It's stalking me.
720
00:48:28,855 --> 00:48:29,879
Stop!
721
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:31,719
No, no, no, no, no, no.
722
00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:39,357
Oh, my God!
723
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:41,167
Sam?
724
00:48:44,271 --> 00:48:45,238
Hi.
725
00:48:45,539 --> 00:48:48,804
That was... That was really awesome.
726
00:48:48,909 --> 00:48:51,002
- Well, it felt awesome.
- Are you okay?
727
00:48:51,111 --> 00:48:53,102
I'm not okay, all right?
I'm losing my mind a little bit.
728
00:48:53,213 --> 00:48:55,078
I'm getting chased by my car right now.
I got to go.
729
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,412
You know what?
I'm gonna catch up with you guys later.
730
00:49:30,317 --> 00:49:31,875
Oh, great. Cops.
731
00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:38,184
Officer!
732
00:49:39,826 --> 00:49:41,589
Listen!
733
00:49:43,130 --> 00:49:44,097
Oh, that hurt.
734
00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:48,323
Listen to me!
735
00:49:48,435 --> 00:49:51,302
Thank God you're here!
I've had the worst day ever!
736
00:49:51,404 --> 00:49:55,067
I've been... I've been followed here
on my mother's bike! Right?
737
00:49:55,175 --> 00:49:57,769
And my car's right there
and it's been following me here!
738
00:49:57,878 --> 00:50:04,340
So get out of the car! No! Stop!
Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right!
739
00:50:04,684 --> 00:50:09,144
Okay! I'm sorry! I'm...
I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
740
00:50:10,457 --> 00:50:14,325
Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!
741
00:50:18,498 --> 00:50:21,262
Please! Okay,
what do you want from me?
742
00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:25,002
Okay.
743
00:50:30,544 --> 00:50:32,011
Oh, God, no! No!
744
00:50:33,947 --> 00:50:39,385
Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit!
Oh, God! Oh, shit!
745
00:50:42,422 --> 00:50:44,185
It's a bad dream.
746
00:50:46,059 --> 00:50:47,822
Are you username LadiesMan217?
747
00:50:47,928 --> 00:50:49,088
I don't know what you're talking about!
748
00:50:49,196 --> 00:50:51,562
Are you username LadiesMan217?
749
00:50:51,665 --> 00:50:52,791
Yeah.
750
00:50:52,899 --> 00:50:55,333
Where is eBay item 21153?
751
00:50:55,435 --> 00:50:57,130
Where are the glasses?
752
00:51:08,715 --> 00:51:09,977
Get back!
753
00:51:10,884 --> 00:51:11,851
Stop!
754
00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:15,955
God!
755
00:51:16,856 --> 00:51:18,619
What is your problem, Sam?
756
00:51:18,725 --> 00:51:20,716
Okay, there's a monster right there!
It just attacked me!
757
00:51:20,827 --> 00:51:25,264
Here he comes! All right, get up.
Get up and run! You have to run! Okay.
758
00:51:32,939 --> 00:51:33,963
Sam, what is that thing?
759
00:51:34,074 --> 00:51:35,439
- You have to get in the car. Get in.
- I don't want to.
760
00:51:35,542 --> 00:51:37,635
- Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me!
- Sam.
761
00:51:37,744 --> 00:51:42,113
Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.
762
00:51:53,727 --> 00:51:55,058
Go, go, go, go!
763
00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:01,463
Oh, God! We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
764
00:52:01,568 --> 00:52:03,126
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
765
00:52:03,236 --> 00:52:05,534
- Oh, my God!
- Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!
766
00:52:06,172 --> 00:52:07,571
Oh, my God! No!
767
00:52:07,674 --> 00:52:08,971
We're gonna die!
768
00:52:15,015 --> 00:52:16,380
Oh, my God!
769
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:34,926
We're locked in.
770
00:52:37,437 --> 00:52:40,873
The car won't start.
At least we ditched the monster, right?
771
00:52:46,780 --> 00:52:47,872
Okay.
772
00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:50,915
Time to start.
773
00:53:55,281 --> 00:53:56,578
He's got me! Oh, God!
774
00:54:03,123 --> 00:54:04,988
He's going to kill me!
775
00:54:08,128 --> 00:54:09,789
No. No, no, no!
776
00:54:24,377 --> 00:54:25,571
Get off!
777
00:54:40,226 --> 00:54:41,250
Kill it! Kill it!
778
00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:42,919
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
779
00:54:49,769 --> 00:54:51,737
Not so tough without a head, are you?
780
00:54:57,710 --> 00:54:59,143
Here, come on.
781
00:55:13,993 --> 00:55:15,460
What is it?
782
00:55:16,863 --> 00:55:18,296
It's a robot.
783
00:55:19,699 --> 00:55:20,996
But like a...
784
00:55:21,134 --> 00:55:24,626
Like a different...
You know, like a super-advanced robot.
785
00:55:26,005 --> 00:55:27,438
It's probably Japanese.
786
00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:29,940
Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.
787
00:55:31,544 --> 00:55:33,239
What are you doing?
788
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:37,043
I don't think it wants to hurt us.
It would have done that already.
789
00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:39,448
Really? Well, do you speak robot?
790
00:55:39,552 --> 00:55:42,953
Because they just had, like,
a giant droid death match.
791
00:55:44,324 --> 00:55:47,487
- I think it wants something from me.
- What?
792
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,085
Well, 'cause the other one was
talking about my eBay page.
793
00:55:50,964 --> 00:55:53,728
You are the strangest boy
I have ever met.
794
00:55:54,234 --> 00:55:56,395
- Can you talk?
- XM Satellite Radio...
795
00:55:56,503 --> 00:56:00,064
Digital cable brings you...
... Columbia Broadcasting System...
796
00:56:00,173 --> 00:56:01,936
So you... You talk through the radio?
797
00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:04,942
Thank you, you're beautiful.
You're wonderful, you're wonderful.
798
00:56:05,044 --> 00:56:07,035
So, what was that last night?
What was that?
799
00:56:07,146 --> 00:56:08,613
Message from Starfleet, Captain...
800
00:56:08,715 --> 00:56:10,774
Throughout the inanimate vastness
of space...
801
00:56:10,884 --> 00:56:12,852
Angels will rain down
like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
802
00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:15,079
Visitors from heaven? What...
803
00:56:15,188 --> 00:56:17,315
What are you,
like, an alien or something?
804
00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:25,620
Any more questions you want to ask?
805
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:28,460
He wants us to get in the car.
806
00:56:29,502 --> 00:56:30,969
And go where?
807
00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:33,734
Fifty years from now,
when you're looking back at your life,
808
00:56:33,873 --> 00:56:36,933
don't you want to be able to say
you had the guts to get in the car?
809
00:57:06,406 --> 00:57:08,135
This car's a pretty good driver.
810
00:57:08,241 --> 00:57:09,401
I know.
811
00:57:12,078 --> 00:57:14,046
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
812
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:16,341
I'm not going to sit in that seat.
He's driving.
813
00:57:16,449 --> 00:57:17,507
Yeah.
814
00:57:18,952 --> 00:57:20,419
You're right.
815
00:57:21,955 --> 00:57:24,924
- Well, maybe you should sit in my lap.
- Why?
816
00:57:26,092 --> 00:57:29,858
Well, I have the only seat belt here.
You know, safety first.
817
00:57:31,931 --> 00:57:33,330
- Yeah, all right.
- Right?
818
00:57:33,433 --> 00:57:34,991
- Yeah.
- Okay.
819
00:57:37,470 --> 00:57:39,461
There, see? That's better.
820
00:57:39,772 --> 00:57:41,171
- Okay.
- Okay.
821
00:57:44,877 --> 00:57:48,244
You know, that seat belt thing was
a pretty smooth move.
822
00:57:49,315 --> 00:57:50,282
Thank you.
823
00:57:51,351 --> 00:57:53,478
You know what I don't understand?
824
00:57:53,586 --> 00:57:56,646
Why, if he's supposed to be, like,
this super-advanced robot,
825
00:57:56,756 --> 00:57:59,350
does he transform back
into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
826
00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:02,090
Whoa! Whoa!
827
00:58:02,195 --> 00:58:04,959
Oh, see? No. Get...
No, that doesn't work. See?
828
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,122
Move it, you moron!
829
00:58:06,232 --> 00:58:08,257
Great, now... See?
830
00:58:09,669 --> 00:58:10,795
Fantastic.
831
00:58:10,903 --> 00:58:12,768
Now you pissed him off.
832
00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,539
That car is sensitive.
833
00:58:14,641 --> 00:58:16,836
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
834
00:58:29,989 --> 00:58:31,081
What?
835
00:59:34,854 --> 00:59:36,219
This is you...
836
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,260
Oh, my God!
837
00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,198
Come on, let's go.
838
00:59:57,110 --> 01:00:00,307
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen!
Explosions everywhere!
839
01:00:00,413 --> 01:00:03,871
This is easily a hundred times cooler
than Armageddon. I swear to God!
840
01:00:04,016 --> 01:00:06,211
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
841
01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:21,826
Whoa! Sweet!
842
01:00:21,934 --> 01:00:24,061
Oh, dude, I hope this guy's got
asteroid insurance,
843
01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:25,432
'cause he is so boned!
844
01:00:29,342 --> 01:00:30,673
What is that?
845
01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:32,802
There's something in the tree, dude.
846
01:00:32,912 --> 01:00:35,039
No, there's something
in the thing by the tree!
847
01:00:35,148 --> 01:00:36,479
Could you guys just give me
a space rock?
848
01:01:11,884 --> 01:01:14,375
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
849
01:01:15,655 --> 01:01:18,988
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing
out here by yourself?
850
01:01:19,091 --> 01:01:21,582
Holy God! What happened to the pool?
851
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:58,318
Are you Samuel James Witwicky,
descendent of Archibald Witwicky?
852
01:02:59,492 --> 01:03:01,255
They know your name.
853
01:03:02,194 --> 01:03:03,161
Yeah.
854
01:03:03,262 --> 01:03:05,696
My name is Optimus Prime.
855
01:03:05,798 --> 01:03:09,859
We are autonomous robotic organisms
from the planet Cybertron.
856
01:03:09,969 --> 01:03:13,336
- But you can call us Autobots for short.
- Autobots.
857
01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:18,806
- What's cracking, little bitches?
- My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
858
01:03:18,911 --> 01:03:22,438
This looks like a cool place to kick it.
859
01:03:23,015 --> 01:03:24,880
What is that?
How did he learn to talk like that?
860
01:03:24,984 --> 01:03:28,579
We've learned Earth's languages
through the World Wide Web.
861
01:03:30,089 --> 01:03:32,557
My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
862
01:03:33,459 --> 01:03:37,020
- You feeling lucky, punk?
- Easy, Ironhide.
863
01:03:37,129 --> 01:03:40,360
Just kidding.
I just wanted to show him my cannons.
864
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,761
Our medical officer, Ratchet.
865
01:03:43,869 --> 01:03:47,999
The boy's pheromone level suggests
he wants to mate with the female.
866
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:53,742
You already know
your guardian, Bumblebee.
867
01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:55,641
Bumblebee, right?
868
01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:57,443
Check on the rep
Yep, second to none
869
01:03:57,550 --> 01:03:59,916
So you're my guardian, huh?
870
01:04:00,019 --> 01:04:05,218
His vocal processors were damaged
in battle. I'm still working on them.
871
01:04:10,062 --> 01:04:11,427
Why are you here?
872
01:04:11,530 --> 01:04:16,763
We are here looking for the All Spark.
And we must find it before Megatron.
873
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,536
Mega-what?
874
01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:33,711
Our planet was once a powerful empire,
peaceful and just,
875
01:04:34,787 --> 01:04:39,622
until we were betrayed by Megatron,
leader of the Decepticons.
876
01:04:40,726 --> 01:04:43,991
All who defied them were destroyed.
877
01:04:44,096 --> 01:04:50,194
Our war finally consumed the planet,
and the All Spark was lost to the stars.
878
01:04:51,170 --> 01:04:57,166
Megatron followed it to Earth,
where Captain Witwicky found him.
879
01:04:58,344 --> 01:05:00,039
My grandfather.
880
01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:04,344
It was an accident
that intertwined our fates.
881
01:05:07,553 --> 01:05:09,111
Come back!
882
01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:14,217
I think the dogs have found something.
883
01:05:15,294 --> 01:05:17,057
The ice is cracking!
884
01:05:26,439 --> 01:05:29,465
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
885
01:05:30,209 --> 01:05:32,200
I'm all right, lads!
886
01:05:33,379 --> 01:05:36,007
Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
887
01:05:43,389 --> 01:05:48,486
Megatron crash-landed
before he could retrieve the Cube.
888
01:05:52,064 --> 01:05:55,522
Men! We've made a discovery!
889
01:05:55,634 --> 01:06:00,037
He accidentally activated
his navigation system.
890
01:06:13,619 --> 01:06:19,455
The coordinates to the Cube's location
on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.
891
01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:21,583
How'd you know about his glasses?
892
01:06:21,694 --> 01:06:23,924
- eBay.
- eBay.
893
01:06:24,029 --> 01:06:27,192
If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
894
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:33,135
they will use its power to transform
Earth's machines and build a new army.
895
01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:36,640
And the human race
will be extinguished.
896
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:42,203
Sam Witwicky,
you hold the key to Earth's survival.
897
01:06:45,417 --> 01:06:48,386
Please tell me
that you have those glasses.
898
01:06:52,324 --> 01:06:55,760
It's like
a self-regenerating molecular armor.
899
01:06:55,861 --> 01:06:57,852
Look at the scorch mark
where the sabot round hit.
900
01:06:57,963 --> 01:06:59,225
Melted right through.
901
01:06:59,331 --> 01:07:02,528
Hey, aren't sabots hot-loaded for, like,
a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?
902
01:07:02,668 --> 01:07:04,863
Close to it. It melts tank armor.
903
01:07:04,970 --> 01:07:07,165
So this metal skin must react
to extreme heat.
904
01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,565
- Heads up!
- Oh!
905
01:07:10,309 --> 01:07:12,971
I thought you said
that thing was dead, man!
906
01:07:13,379 --> 01:07:17,110
Strap it down! Strap it!
This thing is wicked.
907
01:07:17,216 --> 01:07:18,547
All right, get on the horn
with Northern Command.
908
01:07:18,651 --> 01:07:20,915
Tell them that our effective weapon
is high-heat sabot rounds.
909
01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:22,487
Recommend we load them
on all the gunships. Go.
910
01:07:27,722 --> 01:07:29,417
You want that piece?
911
01:07:29,524 --> 01:07:32,823
Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break
it down to you how it's gonna happen.
912
01:07:32,928 --> 01:07:34,987
They gonna come through that door
and be good cop, bad cop.
913
01:07:35,096 --> 01:07:38,429
Don't fall for that, all right?
That's why I ate their food.
914
01:07:38,533 --> 01:07:41,093
See, they put the plate of donuts
out here to test your guilt.
915
01:07:41,202 --> 01:07:43,670
If you don't touch it, you're guilty.
916
01:07:43,772 --> 01:07:47,606
I ate the whole plate.
The whole plate. Okay?
917
01:07:47,709 --> 01:07:48,869
It's me and you.
918
01:07:48,977 --> 01:07:51,810
They walk through that door,
you don't say nothing.
919
01:08:05,860 --> 01:08:08,886
She did it! She did it!
She's the one you want! All right?
920
01:08:08,997 --> 01:08:10,624
I was just sitting at home
watching cartoons,
921
01:08:10,732 --> 01:08:12,723
playing video games with my cousin,
and she came in there.
922
01:08:12,834 --> 01:08:13,801
- And then...
- Glen, you freak.
923
01:08:13,902 --> 01:08:16,132
Hey! I am not going to jail for you
or anybody else!
924
01:08:16,237 --> 01:08:20,936
I have done nothing bad my entire life!
Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
925
01:08:21,042 --> 01:08:22,009
Okay, so what?
926
01:08:22,110 --> 01:08:24,203
I've downloaded a couple of
thousand songs off the Internet.
927
01:08:24,312 --> 01:08:26,007
Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
928
01:08:26,114 --> 01:08:27,081
- I promise!
- Glen, shut up!
929
01:08:27,182 --> 01:08:31,016
No, you shut up! Don't talk to me!
Don't talk to me, criminal!
930
01:08:33,321 --> 01:08:35,414
- Oh, sugar rush.
- This is... This is not his fault.
931
01:08:35,523 --> 01:08:37,115
See? So can I go home now?
932
01:08:37,225 --> 01:08:39,455
- Oh, okay. I won't.
- But just listen to me.
933
01:08:39,561 --> 01:08:43,258
Okay, whoever hacked into your military
system downloaded a file, all right?
934
01:08:43,365 --> 01:08:45,697
It was something about
someone named Witwicky
935
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:49,395
and some government group, right?
Named Sector Seven.
936
01:08:49,504 --> 01:08:51,233
You have to let me talk to
Defense Secretary Keller
937
01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:53,637
before you go to war
with the wrong country!
938
01:08:53,742 --> 01:08:56,575
Whatever fell out of the sky
ended up right behind...
939
01:08:56,678 --> 01:08:58,270
- What did he say?
- What?
940
01:08:58,380 --> 01:08:59,847
- Did he hear it, too?
- Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.
941
01:08:59,948 --> 01:09:02,508
- What does he think it is?
- He thinks it's a military experiment.
942
01:09:02,617 --> 01:09:04,016
- What a knucklehead.
- Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
943
01:09:09,391 --> 01:09:11,222
Still no official word as to
what happened. You can see...
944
01:09:11,326 --> 01:09:12,520
- Yeah!
- Call Sam.
945
01:09:12,627 --> 01:09:14,185
- Yeah. Why?
- He should be home in 15 minutes.
946
01:09:14,295 --> 01:09:15,592
Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
947
01:09:15,697 --> 01:09:18,222
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late
and you'll have to ground him.
948
01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:19,960
Well, I can't ground him
if he's not late, can I?
949
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,673
I need you to stay here, all right?
950
01:09:26,775 --> 01:09:27,935
You got to stay here
and you're gonna watch them.
951
01:09:28,043 --> 01:09:29,010
- Okay, okay.
- All of them.
952
01:09:29,110 --> 01:09:30,099
- Do you hear what I'm saying?
- Yeah, okay, okay.
953
01:09:30,211 --> 01:09:31,178
Five minutes, all right?
954
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,849
- Thanks for staying on my path.
- Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
955
01:09:34,949 --> 01:09:36,917
The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry.
I forgot about the path.
956
01:09:37,018 --> 01:09:38,645
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing
right now. How about that?
957
01:09:38,753 --> 01:09:41,051
- You know, I buy half your car...
- Yeah.
958
01:09:41,156 --> 01:09:44,819
...then I bail you out of jail and then
I just decided to do all your chores.
959
01:09:44,926 --> 01:09:46,484
- The chores.
- Yeah. Life is great, huh?
960
01:09:46,594 --> 01:09:49,461
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
961
01:09:49,564 --> 01:09:52,124
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad.
I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
962
01:09:52,233 --> 01:09:53,325
No, no, I don't want you
to strain yourself.
963
01:09:53,435 --> 01:09:54,902
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
964
01:09:55,003 --> 01:09:56,470
- I'll do it.
- It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
965
01:09:56,571 --> 01:09:57,936
- You sure? I don't mind, I don't...
- I promise...
966
01:09:58,039 --> 01:09:59,267
No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
967
01:09:59,374 --> 01:10:01,274
I'm gonna do the trash cans
and I'm gonna scrape the grill
968
01:10:01,376 --> 01:10:05,244
and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up
the whole house right now.
969
01:10:05,346 --> 01:10:07,712
- Tonight, right now?
- Right now.
970
01:10:07,816 --> 01:10:08,783
The...
971
01:10:10,752 --> 01:10:13,220
I love you. God, I love you
972
01:10:13,321 --> 01:10:15,050
just so much right now.
973
01:10:15,156 --> 01:10:16,589
You know,
Mom wanted me to ground you.
974
01:10:16,691 --> 01:10:18,215
- You're three minutes late.
- Right?
975
01:10:18,326 --> 01:10:20,157
Oh, well, just another thing
you did for me, Dad,
976
01:10:20,261 --> 01:10:21,626
because you're such a swell guy.
977
01:10:21,730 --> 01:10:22,856
One more thing, huh?
978
01:10:22,964 --> 01:10:26,024
All right, I love you!
Sleep good, handsome man!
979
01:10:27,068 --> 01:10:28,228
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
980
01:10:28,369 --> 01:10:31,634
No, watch the path! Watch the path!
Watch the... Please, please, please.
981
01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:34,607
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
982
01:10:34,709 --> 01:10:37,143
- Sorry. My bad.
- Oh, I... You couldn't...
983
01:10:37,245 --> 01:10:39,213
You couldn't wait for five...
You couldn't wait for five minutes?
984
01:10:39,314 --> 01:10:42,147
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
985
01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,411
- I told you to watch them. I told you.
- Okay, you know what?
986
01:10:47,522 --> 01:10:51,515
- They seem to be in a little bit of a rush.
- Oh, this is bad. No!
987
01:10:52,827 --> 01:10:55,193
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
988
01:10:55,797 --> 01:10:58,322
- Oh, wet.
- No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
989
01:10:58,433 --> 01:11:01,197
Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo.
This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.
990
01:11:01,302 --> 01:11:04,100
He's a pet. Okay? That's all.
If you could just put the guns away...
991
01:11:04,205 --> 01:11:07,174
- Put the... Put them away. Please.
- You have a rodent infestation.
992
01:11:07,275 --> 01:11:08,469
- A what?
- Shall I terminate?
993
01:11:08,576 --> 01:11:10,737
No, no, no, no.
He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
994
01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:14,042
This is my... This is my Chihuahua.
We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
995
01:11:14,149 --> 01:11:16,845
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
996
01:11:18,353 --> 01:11:22,517
- He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
- Bad Mojo!
997
01:11:22,624 --> 01:11:24,114
I'm sorry.
He's got a male dominance thing.
998
01:11:24,225 --> 01:11:25,783
That's all it is.
999
01:11:25,894 --> 01:11:28,692
- My foot's gonna rust.
- All right.
1000
01:11:29,731 --> 01:11:31,096
Okay, okay.
1001
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:34,928
- Shut up and go hide!
- Just hurry.
1002
01:11:38,139 --> 01:11:39,697
Autobots, recon.
1003
01:11:41,643 --> 01:11:44,237
I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
1004
01:11:44,345 --> 01:11:46,108
Got some ice on his nose.
1005
01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:48,648
I had to slap him around a little bit.
1006
01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:50,115
You did not.
1007
01:11:51,386 --> 01:11:53,513
- You didn't even ground him.
- Almost, almost.
1008
01:11:54,255 --> 01:11:56,815
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
1009
01:11:58,893 --> 01:12:00,520
Come on, come on.
1010
01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:08,427
- What? What is this?
- Time is short.
1011
01:12:08,536 --> 01:12:11,130
- They really want those glasses.
- Come on. What are you doing?
1012
01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:12,900
- I'm gonna help you.
- Okay.
1013
01:12:13,007 --> 01:12:14,998
- Please hurry.
- Okay.
1014
01:12:16,377 --> 01:12:18,368
- Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone.
- What do you mean?
1015
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:19,503
My glasses were in the bag.
1016
01:12:19,614 --> 01:12:21,445
They were in the backpack
and now the backpack isn't here.
1017
01:12:21,549 --> 01:12:23,107
Well, they're gonna be pissed,
so what do you wanna do?
1018
01:12:23,218 --> 01:12:24,276
So what I think you should do is
you should...
1019
01:12:24,385 --> 01:12:26,580
You should check this whole...
This whole section here.
1020
01:12:26,688 --> 01:12:29,623
Just give it a clean sweep,
and I'll get the corner here.
1021
01:12:29,724 --> 01:12:32,158
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there.
That's my... That's my private...
1022
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:33,693
- Sorry. That's nothing.
- You just...
1023
01:12:33,795 --> 01:12:34,762
- You just told me to look...
- I know,
1024
01:12:34,863 --> 01:12:36,228
but I didn't mean to look inside
of my treasure chest.
1025
01:12:36,331 --> 01:12:39,027
You should be way more specific
so I don't get in trouble in your room.
1026
01:12:39,133 --> 01:12:41,067
I'm already stressed out enough.
1027
01:12:41,169 --> 01:12:42,659
Okay. What now?
1028
01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:48,509
No. No, no. No, no, no.
1029
01:12:48,610 --> 01:12:52,569
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding.
This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
1030
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:53,669
Oh, God. Oh!
1031
01:12:53,781 --> 01:12:57,911
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed
right here and now it's gone.
1032
01:12:58,019 --> 01:13:00,317
My moped's under there, man!
Who's gonna pay for that?
1033
01:13:01,789 --> 01:13:03,518
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
1034
01:13:03,625 --> 01:13:06,560
- He's back here.
- I can't deal with this. I can't...
1035
01:13:06,661 --> 01:13:08,253
What? Oh, no, no, no.
1036
01:13:08,363 --> 01:13:09,421
- This is my mother's flower...
- Oops.
1037
01:13:09,530 --> 01:13:10,758
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
1038
01:13:10,865 --> 01:13:12,856
If my parents come out here
and see you, they're gonna freak out.
1039
01:13:12,967 --> 01:13:14,434
My mother's got a temper, okay?
1040
01:13:14,535 --> 01:13:16,093
We must have the glasses.
1041
01:13:16,204 --> 01:13:17,762
I know you need the glasses.
I've been looking everywhere.
1042
01:13:17,872 --> 01:13:20,102
They're not here.
They're definitely not here.
1043
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,300
Keep searching.
1044
01:13:21,409 --> 01:13:23,070
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
1045
01:13:23,177 --> 01:13:24,405
Ten minutes. Okay?
1046
01:13:24,512 --> 01:13:26,275
Please, I'm begging you. You got to...
You're making a racket.
1047
01:13:26,381 --> 01:13:28,372
I can't concentrate.
You want me to look and I'm hearing...
1048
01:13:28,483 --> 01:13:29,507
Calm down, calm down.
1049
01:13:29,617 --> 01:13:31,312
You got to do something here.
You got to do something here.
1050
01:13:31,419 --> 01:13:34,081
- Autobots, fall back.
- Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
1051
01:13:34,188 --> 01:13:36,053
Good? Good? Okay.
1052
01:13:36,157 --> 01:13:37,317
- Move!
- Get away!
1053
01:13:37,425 --> 01:13:39,120
What's the matter with you?
Can't you be quiet?
1054
01:13:39,227 --> 01:13:41,127
He wants us to be quiet.
1055
01:13:44,966 --> 01:13:48,766
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move,
move! Earthquake!
1056
01:13:48,870 --> 01:13:52,733
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it!
Duck and cover right now!
1057
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,671
How did you get over there so fast?
1058
01:13:55,743 --> 01:13:57,506
Wow! That was tingly!
1059
01:13:58,146 --> 01:14:01,013
- You got to try that!
- Yeah, that looks fun.
1060
01:14:05,887 --> 01:14:07,878
- Sam?
- Sammy?
1061
01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:12,987
- What the hell is that?
- I don't know.
1062
01:14:13,792 --> 01:14:15,521
- Sam?
- That's weird.
1063
01:14:15,661 --> 01:14:17,356
- Sam!
- Ratchet, point the light.
1064
01:14:17,462 --> 01:14:20,022
- Come on, hurry.
- Listen, we got a major issue in here.
1065
01:14:20,132 --> 01:14:21,190
What's with the light?
You gotta stop the light.
1066
01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:23,200
What's going on? Turn it off.
You gotta tell him to shut it off.
1067
01:14:23,302 --> 01:14:24,462
- Shut it off.
- Sam, are you in there?
1068
01:14:24,569 --> 01:14:25,627
How come the door's locked?
1069
01:14:25,737 --> 01:14:29,366
You know the rules.
No doors locked in my house!
1070
01:14:29,474 --> 01:14:30,668
You know he'll start counting
1071
01:14:30,776 --> 01:14:32,175
- if you don't open the door!
- One more chance. Five...
1072
01:14:32,277 --> 01:14:33,266
Oh, dear.
1073
01:14:33,378 --> 01:14:35,107
- Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal.
- He's counting!
1074
01:14:35,247 --> 01:14:36,612
- Sam, just open the door.
- Three.
1075
01:14:36,715 --> 01:14:37,682
- Oh, my.
- Two.
1076
01:14:37,783 --> 01:14:39,842
- He's counting.
- Stand back.
1077
01:14:40,352 --> 01:14:44,015
- What's up? What's with the bat?
- Who were you talking to?
1078
01:14:44,122 --> 01:14:47,114
- I'm talking to you.
- Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
1079
01:14:47,225 --> 01:14:48,817
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
1080
01:14:48,927 --> 01:14:51,157
We heard voices and noises
and we thought maybe you were...
1081
01:14:51,263 --> 01:14:53,128
It doesn't matter what we thought.
What was that light?
1082
01:14:53,231 --> 01:14:55,028
No, what light? What?
There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
1083
01:14:55,133 --> 01:14:56,623
You got two lights in your hand!
That's what it is.
1084
01:14:56,735 --> 01:14:57,997
- Maybe it bounced...
- There was light under the door.
1085
01:14:58,103 --> 01:15:00,128
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce
into my room like that.
1086
01:15:00,238 --> 01:15:01,603
You got to knock.
You got to communicate.
1087
01:15:01,740 --> 01:15:02,729
- We knocked for five minutes.
- I'm a teenager.
1088
01:15:02,841 --> 01:15:04,206
- We knocked.
- You didn't knock.
1089
01:15:04,309 --> 01:15:05,776
- You were screaming at me, okay?
- No.
1090
01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:07,310
This is repression,
what you're doing here.
1091
01:15:07,412 --> 01:15:09,778
- You're ruining my youth, okay?
- Oh, for Pete's sakes!
1092
01:15:09,881 --> 01:15:14,341
You are so defensive!
Were you masturbating?
1093
01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:17,279
- Judy.
- Was I...
1094
01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:18,356
- No, Mom.
- Zip it, okay?
1095
01:15:18,457 --> 01:15:19,788
- It's okay.
- No, I don't masturbate!
1096
01:15:19,891 --> 01:15:20,915
That's not something for you
to bring up.
1097
01:15:21,026 --> 01:15:22,550
- That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
- Father-son thing.
1098
01:15:22,661 --> 01:15:25,494
I mean, you don't have to call it that
word if that makes you uncomfortable.
1099
01:15:25,597 --> 01:15:29,226
You can call it Sam's happy time or...
1100
01:15:29,334 --> 01:15:31,325
- Happy time?
- ...my special alone time...
1101
01:15:31,436 --> 01:15:32,403
- Stop.
- Mom.
1102
01:15:32,504 --> 01:15:33,493
- Judy, stop.
- ...with myself.
1103
01:15:33,605 --> 01:15:34,629
- Mom, you can't come in and...
- I'm sorry.
1104
01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:37,038
It's just been a weird night.
I've had a little bit to drink.
1105
01:15:37,142 --> 01:15:39,167
- No, no, Dad.
- Yeah, well, we saw a light.
1106
01:15:39,277 --> 01:15:41,040
Oh, parents.
1107
01:15:41,947 --> 01:15:44,745
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
1108
01:15:45,884 --> 01:15:49,445
Earthquake! It's another one! Another
earthquake! Get in the doorway!
1109
01:15:49,554 --> 01:15:52,187
- Okay!
- Aftershock! Aftershock!
1110
01:15:52,290 --> 01:15:53,279
Oh, I hate these.
1111
01:15:53,392 --> 01:15:54,654
- Got to ride it out. Ride it out!
- Quick, hide.
1112
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:55,784
- Hey, the lights are back on.
- Hide? What?
1113
01:15:55,894 --> 01:15:57,418
- Where?
- Come on, get out of that tub.
1114
01:15:57,529 --> 01:15:58,860
Can't you take safety seriously?
1115
01:15:58,964 --> 01:16:02,229
- Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam.
- Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
1116
01:16:02,334 --> 01:16:05,235
Oh, no! Look at the yard.
The yard is destroyed.
1117
01:16:10,342 --> 01:16:13,834
Judy? Better call the city.
We got a blown transformer!
1118
01:16:13,945 --> 01:16:16,436
Power pole's sparking all over
the place!
1119
01:16:16,548 --> 01:16:18,778
Oh, man. Yard's a waste.
1120
01:16:18,884 --> 01:16:20,579
Trashed. Gone.
1121
01:16:20,886 --> 01:16:22,353
- It's a wash. The whole yard.
- You're kidding.
1122
01:16:22,454 --> 01:16:24,479
The parents are very irritating.
1123
01:16:24,589 --> 01:16:26,284
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Can I take them out?
1124
01:16:26,391 --> 01:16:29,121
Ironhide, you know
we don't harm humans.
1125
01:16:29,227 --> 01:16:30,421
What is with you?
1126
01:16:30,529 --> 01:16:33,862
Well, I'm just saying we could.
It's an option.
1127
01:16:33,965 --> 01:16:35,626
We heard you talking
to somebody, Sam.
1128
01:16:35,734 --> 01:16:38,134
- We wanna know who.
- Mom, I told...
1129
01:16:38,236 --> 01:16:40,033
Hi. I'm Mikaela.
1130
01:16:40,806 --> 01:16:43,070
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
1131
01:16:44,543 --> 01:16:47,273
Gosh, you're gorgeous.
Isn't that the prettiest girl?
1132
01:16:47,379 --> 01:16:50,246
- She can hear you talking, Mom.
- Thank you.
1133
01:16:50,348 --> 01:16:53,408
Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to
hear our little family discussion about...
1134
01:16:53,518 --> 01:16:55,008
- Sorry that we're bugging you.
- Do you have my backpack?
1135
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:56,280
- Come on, hon. Let's go.
- Oh, it's in the kitchen.
1136
01:17:13,638 --> 01:17:16,971
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.
1137
01:17:17,075 --> 01:17:19,066
- Yeah.
- Your mom's so nice.
1138
01:17:19,177 --> 01:17:20,144
I want you to distract my parents
1139
01:17:20,245 --> 01:17:22,543
while I slip out and get these glasses
to them, okay?
1140
01:17:28,487 --> 01:17:31,047
- Ronald Wickity?
- It's Witwicky. Who are you?
1141
01:17:31,156 --> 01:17:33,181
We're the government. Sector Seven.
1142
01:17:33,291 --> 01:17:35,418
- Never heard of it.
- Never will.
1143
01:17:35,527 --> 01:17:38,052
Your son's the great-grandson
of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?
1144
01:17:38,163 --> 01:17:39,289
It's Witwicky.
1145
01:17:39,397 --> 01:17:42,628
May I enter the premises, sir?
1146
01:17:42,734 --> 01:17:45,669
Ron, there's guys all over the front yard.
1147
01:17:45,770 --> 01:17:46,737
What the heck is going on here?
1148
01:17:46,838 --> 01:17:48,965
Your son filed a stolen car report
last night.
1149
01:17:49,074 --> 01:17:51,338
We think it's involved in
a national security matter.
1150
01:17:51,443 --> 01:17:52,876
- They're ripping up my rose bushes!
- National security?
1151
01:17:52,978 --> 01:17:54,036
That's right. National security.
1152
01:17:54,146 --> 01:17:55,738
My God, Ron, they're everywhere.
1153
01:17:55,847 --> 01:17:58,213
There's guys in suits all around
the house! Look at this!
1154
01:17:58,316 --> 01:18:00,113
Could you stay off the grass?
1155
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,651
Get me a sample
and some isotope readings.
1156
01:18:01,753 --> 01:18:03,380
They're pulling bushes out
of the ground!
1157
01:18:03,488 --> 01:18:06,719
Good Lord! They've got to get
their hands off my bush!
1158
01:18:06,825 --> 01:18:08,292
- Drop the bat, ma'am.
- Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
1159
01:18:08,393 --> 01:18:09,724
I'm carrying a loaded weapon.
1160
01:18:09,828 --> 01:18:11,159
But you'd better get those guys
out of my garden
1161
01:18:11,263 --> 01:18:13,424
or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
1162
01:18:13,532 --> 01:18:16,558
Are you experiencing any flu-like
symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
1163
01:18:16,668 --> 01:18:18,727
- No!
- What is this?
1164
01:18:18,837 --> 01:18:21,567
How you doing, son?
Is your name Sam?
1165
01:18:21,673 --> 01:18:23,140
- Yeah.
- Well, I need you to come with us.
1166
01:18:23,241 --> 01:18:24,469
Whoa, way out of line.
1167
01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:28,603
Sir, I am asking politely. Back off.
1168
01:18:28,713 --> 01:18:30,613
- You're not taking my son.
- Really?
1169
01:18:30,715 --> 01:18:31,773
You gonna try to get rough with us?
1170
01:18:31,883 --> 01:18:33,077
No, but I'm gonna call the cops
1171
01:18:33,185 --> 01:18:35,380
because there's something fishy
going on around here.
1172
01:18:35,487 --> 01:18:38,183
Yeah. There's something a little fishy
about you, your son,
1173
01:18:38,290 --> 01:18:42,249
your little Taco Bell dog and this
whole operation you got going on here.
1174
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:44,590
- What operation?
- That is what we are gonna find out.
1175
01:18:44,696 --> 01:18:47,256
I think direct contact.
1176
01:18:52,704 --> 01:18:54,262
- Son?
- Yeah.
1177
01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:58,241
- Step forward, please.
- Just stand?
1178
01:19:04,015 --> 01:19:05,482
Fourteen rads.
1179
01:19:07,085 --> 01:19:08,552
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
1180
01:19:09,287 --> 01:19:11,187
If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
1181
01:19:11,289 --> 01:19:12,984
Get me a sample on
that vegetation ASAP!
1182
01:19:13,091 --> 01:19:14,615
Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
1183
01:19:14,726 --> 01:19:16,591
- Yeah.
- Not a word until we get a lawyer!
1184
01:19:20,865 --> 01:19:22,025
So,
1185
01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:26,926
LadiesMan217.
1186
01:19:27,038 --> 01:19:30,474
That is your eBay username, right?
1187
01:19:30,575 --> 01:19:32,907
Yeah, but, you know,
it was a typo and I ran with it.
1188
01:19:33,011 --> 01:19:33,978
What do you make of this?
1189
01:19:34,079 --> 01:19:36,639
My name is Sam Witwicky, okay?
And my...
1190
01:19:36,748 --> 01:19:37,874
Is that you?
1191
01:19:37,983 --> 01:19:40,178
Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan.
1192
01:19:40,285 --> 01:19:45,120
Last night at the station, you told
the officer your car transformed.
1193
01:19:46,458 --> 01:19:48,790
- Enlighten me.
- Well, here's what I said, okay?
1194
01:19:48,893 --> 01:19:53,353
'Cause this is a total misunderstanding
that my car had been stolen...
1195
01:19:53,465 --> 01:19:55,592
- Really?
- ...from me, from my home,
1196
01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:58,669
but it's fine now because it's back!
It came back!
1197
01:19:58,770 --> 01:20:00,499
- Well, not by itself.
- Well, no.
1198
01:20:00,605 --> 01:20:04,041
Because cars don't do that
because that would be crazy.
1199
01:20:07,178 --> 01:20:08,770
That's funny. That is so funny.
1200
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,371
So what do you kids know
about aliens, huh?
1201
01:20:12,550 --> 01:20:15,314
Oh, you mean, like a Martian?
Like what, E. T? No.
1202
01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:16,910
- It's an urban legend.
- Yeah.
1203
01:20:17,022 --> 01:20:18,148
You see this?
1204
01:20:18,256 --> 01:20:20,850
This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want
and-get-away-with-it badge.
1205
01:20:20,959 --> 01:20:23,723
- Right.
- I'm gonna lock you up forever.
1206
01:20:23,828 --> 01:20:25,056
Oh, God. You know what?
Don't listen to him.
1207
01:20:25,163 --> 01:20:27,563
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to
get back to guarding the mall.
1208
01:20:27,666 --> 01:20:30,726
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
1209
01:20:30,835 --> 01:20:32,928
Especially with your daddy's parole
coming up.
1210
01:20:33,038 --> 01:20:34,437
What? Parole?
1211
01:20:34,539 --> 01:20:37,872
- It's nothing.
- Oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
1212
01:20:37,976 --> 01:20:39,967
You know those cars my dad
used to teach me to fix?
1213
01:20:40,078 --> 01:20:41,807
Well, they... They weren't always his.
1214
01:20:41,913 --> 01:20:43,005
You stole cars?
1215
01:20:43,114 --> 01:20:44,809
Well, we couldn't always afford
a babysitter,
1216
01:20:44,916 --> 01:20:46,713
so sometimes he had to take me along.
1217
01:20:46,818 --> 01:20:49,116
She's got her own juvie record
to prove it!
1218
01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:51,848
She's a criminal. Criminals are hot.
1219
01:20:52,991 --> 01:20:57,621
That'd be a real shame if he had to rot
in jail the rest of his natural life.
1220
01:20:57,729 --> 01:21:00,027
It is time to talk!
1221
01:21:06,771 --> 01:21:08,204
Big! It's big!
1222
01:21:12,944 --> 01:21:14,912
Go, go, go, go!
1223
01:21:15,347 --> 01:21:17,975
- I can't see it! I can't see it!
- Shift your weight towards the front!
1224
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,516
All right! All right!
1225
01:21:34,099 --> 01:21:36,397
You A-holes are in trouble now.
1226
01:21:36,501 --> 01:21:43,031
Gentlemen, I want to introduce you
to my friend, Optimus Prime.
1227
01:21:45,276 --> 01:21:49,042
Taking the children was a bad move.
1228
01:21:49,147 --> 01:21:52,548
Autobots, relieve them of their weapons.
1229
01:21:56,154 --> 01:21:57,883
Freeze!
1230
01:21:58,523 --> 01:21:59,922
- Whoa! Whoa!
- Give me those!
1231
01:22:00,024 --> 01:22:01,082
Whoa!
1232
01:22:02,527 --> 01:22:03,585
Whoa!
1233
01:22:14,372 --> 01:22:15,703
Hi, there.
1234
01:22:16,007 --> 01:22:20,740
You don't seem afraid.
Are you not surprised to see us?
1235
01:22:21,446 --> 01:22:26,383
Look, there are
Seven protocols, okay?
1236
01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:28,282
I'm not authorized
to communicate with you
1237
01:22:28,386 --> 01:22:30,616
except to tell you
I can't communicate with you.
1238
01:22:30,722 --> 01:22:33,316
- Get out of the car.
- All right.
1239
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:35,084
- Me? You want me to get...
- Now!
1240
01:22:35,193 --> 01:22:36,683
All right, all right. Get out. Hey.
1241
01:22:36,795 --> 01:22:40,162
All right, I'm... I'm getting out.
I'm getting out. You see?
1242
01:22:40,265 --> 01:22:43,757
Very nifty how you put us down
without really killing us.
1243
01:22:43,868 --> 01:22:45,392
You're good with handcuffs, too,
now, huh?
1244
01:22:45,503 --> 01:22:46,492
How you doing?
1245
01:22:46,604 --> 01:22:48,333
- You weren't supposed to hear all that.
- How's it going, huh?
1246
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,601
- Yeah.
- This is real.
1247
01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:53,871
Now, listen. If I choose to engage
with him, mum is the word, all right?
1248
01:22:53,978 --> 01:22:57,744
Sam, I have a record
because I wouldn't turn my dad in.
1249
01:22:58,349 --> 01:23:02,513
When have you had to sacrifice
anything in your perfect little life?
1250
01:23:04,088 --> 01:23:05,749
Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?
1251
01:23:05,857 --> 01:23:08,724
What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
1252
01:23:08,827 --> 01:23:11,318
I'm the one who asks questions
around here. Not you, young man!
1253
01:23:11,429 --> 01:23:13,659
- How'd you know about the aliens?
- Where did you take my parents?
1254
01:23:13,765 --> 01:23:15,756
- I am not at liberty to discuss it.
- No?
1255
01:23:15,867 --> 01:23:17,732
Hey. You touch me,
that's a federal offense.
1256
01:23:17,836 --> 01:23:19,565
Do-whatever-you-want
and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
1257
01:23:19,671 --> 01:23:22,504
Yeah. Brave now all of a sudden, with
his big alien friend standing over there.
1258
01:23:22,607 --> 01:23:25,804
- Where is Sector Seven?
- Wouldn't you like to know?
1259
01:23:31,082 --> 01:23:32,049
Hey!
1260
01:23:32,150 --> 01:23:35,085
Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man.
1261
01:23:35,186 --> 01:23:37,245
Get that thing to stop, huh?
1262
01:23:38,590 --> 01:23:41,889
- All right, tough guy, take it off.
- What are you talking about?
1263
01:23:41,993 --> 01:23:44,689
- Your clothes, all of it, off.
- For what?
1264
01:23:45,930 --> 01:23:47,761
For threatening my dad.
1265
01:23:50,835 --> 01:23:56,740
Little lady, this is the beginning
of the end of your life.
1266
01:23:58,510 --> 01:24:00,171
You're a criminal.
1267
01:24:00,845 --> 01:24:03,643
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pool.
1268
01:24:05,116 --> 01:24:07,949
Those are nice.
Now get behind the pole.
1269
01:24:08,052 --> 01:24:09,041
All right.
1270
01:24:09,153 --> 01:24:11,246
This is such a felony, what you're doing.
1271
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:15,191
- I will hunt you down, okay?
- He'll hunt you down.
1272
01:24:15,326 --> 01:24:17,487
- Without any remorse!
- No remorse.
1273
01:24:17,595 --> 01:24:18,857
- Enjoy.
- Okay?
1274
01:24:18,963 --> 01:24:23,400
- We have got to alert everyone.
- They already know. Speaker.
1275
01:24:29,941 --> 01:24:31,875
Optimus! Incoming!
1276
01:24:39,584 --> 01:24:40,812
Roll out.
1277
01:24:47,725 --> 01:24:51,058
Okay, I'm picking up rad readings
under that bridge right down there.
1278
01:24:53,932 --> 01:24:57,333
Okay, I'm getting really good rad
readings. Forty-two and higher.
1279
01:24:57,435 --> 01:24:58,766
Up you get.
1280
01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:05,442
Okay, we're dropping in.
1281
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:12,074
Really strong readings right down
below us. There he is.
1282
01:25:12,183 --> 01:25:14,344
Ship one and two, come on in.
1283
01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:18,048
That's it, right there.
Mark him, mark him.
1284
01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:21,421
Okay, there he is. 11:30. 11:30.
Right off the nose.
1285
01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,518
I got it. 12:00.
1286
01:25:27,599 --> 01:25:29,032
Okay, I'm tracking him. I've got him.
1287
01:25:32,003 --> 01:25:34,198
Got him going down the street.
1288
01:25:37,809 --> 01:25:42,371
Okay. Where'd he go, guys? I lost him.
Got no IR signature. Where'd he go?
1289
01:25:42,714 --> 01:25:44,875
Okay, I lost him. I lost him.
1290
01:25:45,450 --> 01:25:47,441
Okay, we're coming around.
1291
01:26:10,141 --> 01:26:11,665
Easy, you two.
1292
01:26:21,052 --> 01:26:24,283
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
1293
01:26:24,956 --> 01:26:27,948
Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm slipping!
I'm slipping!
1294
01:26:29,193 --> 01:26:31,252
- Hold on!
- No!
1295
01:26:34,966 --> 01:26:36,194
Sam!
1296
01:26:41,806 --> 01:26:44,934
All right, we've got him pinned.
We've got him pinned in the river.
1297
01:26:45,043 --> 01:26:46,305
I'm in for the shot.
1298
01:26:46,411 --> 01:26:47,844
Stop! Stop!
1299
01:26:49,047 --> 01:26:50,844
Wait! No!
1300
01:26:54,218 --> 01:26:56,812
- Take the shot, get him.
- Take the shot.
1301
01:26:57,388 --> 01:26:58,582
No!
1302
01:27:14,672 --> 01:27:16,765
No! Stop!
1303
01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:18,672
Stop!
1304
01:27:19,277 --> 01:27:22,713
Get down on the ground! Get down!
Get down!
1305
01:27:23,715 --> 01:27:25,046
What? Okay.
1306
01:27:26,918 --> 01:27:29,079
Look, he's not fighting back!
1307
01:27:29,687 --> 01:27:31,882
Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
1308
01:27:38,262 --> 01:27:39,820
Stop hurting him!
1309
01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:50,935
Don't let him move!
1310
01:27:51,676 --> 01:27:53,234
I got him here!
1311
01:28:16,434 --> 01:28:17,492
No!
1312
01:28:21,506 --> 01:28:23,303
Happy to see me again?
1313
01:28:24,809 --> 01:28:27,539
Put him in a car
with his little criminal friend.
1314
01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:36,477
I want that thing frozen
and ready for transport!
1315
01:28:44,662 --> 01:28:46,926
Hang back. Let me check it out.
1316
01:28:49,767 --> 01:28:51,166
Optimus,
1317
01:28:53,504 --> 01:28:55,972
are we just gonna stand here
and do nothing?
1318
01:28:56,073 --> 01:28:59,770
There's no way to free Bumblebee
without harming the humans.
1319
01:28:59,877 --> 01:29:02,675
- But it's not right. He...
- Let them leave.
1320
01:29:14,692 --> 01:29:17,058
The Chinese and the Russians
are nearing our area of operations
1321
01:29:17,161 --> 01:29:18,287
in the western Pacific.
1322
01:29:18,396 --> 01:29:20,591
We feel like this could get
out of hand real fast.
1323
01:29:20,698 --> 01:29:23,462
But the next couple of hours
may just define his presidency.
1324
01:29:27,805 --> 01:29:30,672
US and Chinese task forces
approaching 100 nautical miles
1325
01:29:30,775 --> 01:29:32,106
of cruise missile range.
1326
01:29:32,210 --> 01:29:35,737
Tell the strike group commander that
he's not to engage unless fired on first.
1327
01:29:35,847 --> 01:29:37,815
- Yes, sir!
- Mr. Secretary?
1328
01:29:40,218 --> 01:29:45,281
Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven,
Advanced Research Division.
1329
01:29:45,389 --> 01:29:48,586
Never heard of it. I'm a little busy, Tom.
I think you can see that.
1330
01:29:51,729 --> 01:29:54,220
- What's going on here?
- I don't know.
1331
01:29:57,869 --> 01:30:00,531
Sit rep! Talk to me!
1332
01:30:00,638 --> 01:30:03,038
- The whole room's gone down, sir.
- I can see that!
1333
01:30:03,140 --> 01:30:04,801
The virus was coded to shut us down.
1334
01:30:04,909 --> 01:30:07,343
- General?
- I'll take a seat.
1335
01:30:08,379 --> 01:30:09,346
What do you mean, "shut us down"?
1336
01:30:09,447 --> 01:30:12,439
They used our network to spread out
to the whole world.
1337
01:30:12,550 --> 01:30:13,642
The blackout's global.
1338
01:30:13,751 --> 01:30:16,584
We have no communications,
satellite and land lines are dead.
1339
01:30:16,687 --> 01:30:21,215
You mean to tell me that I cannot pick
up this telephone and call my family?
1340
01:30:27,164 --> 01:30:31,464
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under
direct order from the President.
1341
01:30:33,471 --> 01:30:35,837
You really need to see
what I have in the case.
1342
01:30:38,910 --> 01:30:40,468
You'll have to accept that
there are certain things
1343
01:30:40,578 --> 01:30:42,671
you won't understand right away.
1344
01:30:42,780 --> 01:30:46,113
Sector Seven is a special-access
division of the government
1345
01:30:46,217 --> 01:30:49,618
convened in secret under
President Hoover 80 years ago.
1346
01:30:50,488 --> 01:30:54,584
You may remember NASA JPL
lost the Beagle 2 Mars Rover.
1347
01:30:55,693 --> 01:30:59,959
We told them to report the mission
a complete failure. It wasn't.
1348
01:31:00,431 --> 01:31:02,831
Beagle 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
1349
01:31:03,434 --> 01:31:05,959
This was classified above top secret.
1350
01:31:20,952 --> 01:31:23,580
EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 minutes.
1351
01:31:23,688 --> 01:31:26,316
More than just a pile of Martian rocks.
1352
01:31:27,591 --> 01:31:29,684
This is the image from Mars.
1353
01:31:30,528 --> 01:31:33,292
Here's the image your
Special Ops team was able to retrieve
1354
01:31:33,397 --> 01:31:35,160
from the base attack.
1355
01:31:35,933 --> 01:31:39,027
We believe they are of
the same exoskeletal type,
1356
01:31:39,904 --> 01:31:42,668
and obviously not Russian
or North Korean.
1357
01:31:43,074 --> 01:31:45,736
Are we talking about an invasion?
1358
01:31:45,843 --> 01:31:48,937
We intercepted the message
from your Special Ops team.
1359
01:31:49,046 --> 01:31:52,379
These things can be hurt by
our weapons and now they know it.
1360
01:31:52,483 --> 01:31:54,212
That's why the virus shut us down,
1361
01:31:54,318 --> 01:31:57,617
so we can't coordinate against
their next attack,
1362
01:31:57,722 --> 01:32:02,216
which I would bet my ridiculous
government salary is coming soon.
1363
01:32:06,097 --> 01:32:08,429
Get word to our fleet commanders
over the National Guard frequency.
1364
01:32:08,532 --> 01:32:11,933
It's a shortwave radio channel.
It might be still working.
1365
01:32:12,036 --> 01:32:15,369
Tell them to turn their ships around
and come home. ASAP!
1366
01:32:15,473 --> 01:32:18,442
And inform all commands to prepare
for imminent attack.
1367
01:32:28,652 --> 01:32:31,917
Captain Lennox, we need you and
your team to come with us right now!
1368
01:32:32,023 --> 01:32:32,990
Let's go!
1369
01:32:38,029 --> 01:32:39,519
She's in here.
1370
01:32:39,897 --> 01:32:41,558
What's going on?
1371
01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:43,930
You're coming with me.
1372
01:32:44,368 --> 01:32:47,064
- You're going to be my advisor.
- Me, too?
1373
01:32:48,072 --> 01:32:49,403
Who's this?
1374
01:32:50,174 --> 01:32:53,268
- He's my advisor.
- He comes, too.
1375
01:33:04,555 --> 01:33:07,046
- So...
- What'd they get you for?
1376
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:12,391
I bought a car.
Turned out to be an alien robot.
1377
01:33:12,496 --> 01:33:13,463
Wow.
1378
01:33:14,131 --> 01:33:15,257
Who knew?
1379
01:33:32,049 --> 01:33:33,949
Make a hole! Watch your back!
1380
01:33:44,762 --> 01:33:47,492
Please, let this work.
1381
01:33:48,899 --> 01:33:50,799
Fire it up, Optimus.
1382
01:33:51,769 --> 01:33:53,259
The code.
1383
01:33:53,370 --> 01:33:58,774
The code on these glasses indicates
the All Spark is 230 miles from here.
1384
01:34:00,578 --> 01:34:04,378
I sense the Decepticons
are getting ready to mobilize.
1385
01:34:05,549 --> 01:34:07,312
They must know it's here, as well.
1386
01:34:07,418 --> 01:34:08,749
What about Bumblebee?
1387
01:34:08,853 --> 01:34:12,914
We can't just leave him to die
and become some human experiment!
1388
01:34:13,023 --> 01:34:17,016
He'll die in vain
if we don't accomplish our mission.
1389
01:34:17,128 --> 01:34:21,360
Bumblebee is a brave soldier.
This is what he would want.
1390
01:34:21,465 --> 01:34:24,400
Why are we fighting to save
the humans?
1391
01:34:25,803 --> 01:34:29,170
They're a primitive and violent race.
1392
01:34:31,509 --> 01:34:33,500
Were we so different?
1393
01:34:34,411 --> 01:34:38,780
They're a young species.
They have much to learn.
1394
01:34:38,883 --> 01:34:41,681
But I've seen goodness in them.
1395
01:34:41,785 --> 01:34:45,949
Freedom is the right of
all sentient beings.
1396
01:34:46,056 --> 01:34:50,288
You all know there's only one way
to end this war.
1397
01:34:50,394 --> 01:34:53,090
We must destroy the Cube.
1398
01:34:53,898 --> 01:34:58,460
If all else fails, I will unite it
with the spark in my chest.
1399
01:34:58,569 --> 01:34:59,900
That's suicide.
1400
01:35:00,004 --> 01:35:03,804
The Cube is raw power.
It could destroy you both.
1401
01:35:03,908 --> 01:35:08,368
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace
to this planet.
1402
01:35:08,479 --> 01:35:11,778
We cannot let the humans pay
for our mistakes.
1403
01:35:13,250 --> 01:35:15,946
It's been an honor serving with you all.
1404
01:35:16,053 --> 01:35:19,853
- Autobots, roll out!
- We rolling!
1405
01:35:31,902 --> 01:35:35,065
Team attention! Present arms!
1406
01:35:35,739 --> 01:35:39,971
At ease. Captain, Sergeant.
Got your intel. Excellent work.
1407
01:35:40,077 --> 01:35:41,772
Thank you, sir.
What about the gunships?
1408
01:35:41,879 --> 01:35:44,006
They're being retrofitted
with sabot rounds now.
1409
01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:45,376
If they hit us again,
we'll be ready for them.
1410
01:35:45,482 --> 01:35:48,576
But it won't do us much good if we can't
get world communications back up.
1411
01:35:50,087 --> 01:35:51,315
Hey, kid.
1412
01:35:52,389 --> 01:35:55,051
I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
1413
01:35:55,593 --> 01:35:56,685
You must be hungry?
1414
01:35:56,794 --> 01:35:58,785
You want a latte? HoHo?
Double venti macchiato?
1415
01:35:58,896 --> 01:36:00,523
Where's my car?
1416
01:36:00,631 --> 01:36:04,192
Son, I need you to listen to me
very carefully.
1417
01:36:04,702 --> 01:36:06,397
People can die here.
1418
01:36:06,770 --> 01:36:09,466
We need to know everything you know.
We need to know it now.
1419
01:36:09,573 --> 01:36:10,767
Okay.
1420
01:36:10,874 --> 01:36:14,605
But first, I'll take my car, my parents.
Maybe you should write that down.
1421
01:36:14,712 --> 01:36:19,411
Oh, and her juvie record.
That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
1422
01:36:21,051 --> 01:36:24,020
Come with me.
We'll talk about your car.
1423
01:36:24,121 --> 01:36:25,418
Thank you.
1424
01:36:26,890 --> 01:36:28,619
The man's an extortionist.
1425
01:36:30,361 --> 01:36:31,692
All right, here's the situation.
1426
01:36:31,795 --> 01:36:34,195
You've all had direct contact
with the NBEs.
1427
01:36:34,298 --> 01:36:35,390
NBEs?
1428
01:36:35,499 --> 01:36:39,094
Non-Biological Extraterrestrials.
Try and keep up with the acronyms.
1429
01:36:39,203 --> 01:36:42,832
What you're about to see
is totally classified.
1430
01:36:52,016 --> 01:36:53,845
Dear God. What is this?
1431
01:36:55,419 --> 01:36:58,684
We think when he made his approach
over the north pole,
1432
01:36:58,789 --> 01:37:02,225
our gravitational field screwed up
his telemetry.
1433
01:37:02,326 --> 01:37:06,319
He crashed in the ice,
probably a few thousand years ago.
1434
01:37:06,430 --> 01:37:09,695
We shipped him here to this facility
in 1934.
1435
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:12,200
We call him NBE One.
1436
01:37:12,303 --> 01:37:14,669
Well, sir, I don't mean to correct you
on everything you think you know,
1437
01:37:14,772 --> 01:37:17,172
but, I mean, that's Megatron.
1438
01:37:18,442 --> 01:37:20,273
He's the leader of the Decepticons.
1439
01:37:20,377 --> 01:37:23,710
He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
1440
01:37:23,814 --> 01:37:27,272
Your great-great-grandfather made
one of the greatest discoveries
1441
01:37:27,384 --> 01:37:28,817
in the history of mankind.
1442
01:37:28,919 --> 01:37:31,854
Fact is, you're looking at
the source of the modern age,
1443
01:37:31,955 --> 01:37:38,793
the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars,
all reverse-engineered by studying him.
1444
01:37:38,896 --> 01:37:42,696
NBE One. That's what we call it.
1445
01:37:43,267 --> 01:37:45,895
And you didn't think the United States
military might need to know
1446
01:37:46,003 --> 01:37:48,369
that you're keeping a hostile alien robot
frozen in the basement?
1447
01:37:48,472 --> 01:37:52,465
Until these events, we had no
credible threat to national security.
1448
01:37:52,576 --> 01:37:54,441
Well, you got one now.
1449
01:37:55,379 --> 01:37:57,779
- So why Earth?
- It's the All Spark.
1450
01:37:57,881 --> 01:37:59,405
All Spark? What is that?
1451
01:37:59,516 --> 01:38:02,076
Well, yeah, they came here looking
for some sort of cube-looking thing.
1452
01:38:02,186 --> 01:38:06,953
Anyway, Mr. NBE One here, AKA
Megatron, that's what they call him,
1453
01:38:07,057 --> 01:38:09,491
who's pretty much the harbinger
of death, wants to use the Cube
1454
01:38:09,593 --> 01:38:12,687
to transform human technology
to take over the universe.
1455
01:38:12,796 --> 01:38:14,320
That's their plan.
1456
01:38:14,431 --> 01:38:16,831
- And you're sure about that?
- Yeah.
1457
01:38:19,169 --> 01:38:21,433
You guys know where it is, don't you?
1458
01:38:22,873 --> 01:38:23,999
Follow me.
1459
01:38:27,644 --> 01:38:30,135
You're about to see our crown jewel.
1460
01:38:39,089 --> 01:38:42,650
Carbon dating puts the Cube here
around 10,000 BC.
1461
01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:47,189
The first Seven didn't find it until 1913.
1462
01:38:48,031 --> 01:38:51,899
They knew it was alien because of
the matching hieroglyphics on the Cube
1463
01:38:52,002 --> 01:38:53,526
as well as NBE One.
1464
01:38:53,637 --> 01:38:56,197
President Hoover had the dam built
around it.
1465
01:38:56,306 --> 01:38:58,672
Four football fields thick of concrete.
1466
01:38:58,776 --> 01:39:02,109
A perfect way to hide its energy
from being detected by anyone
1467
01:39:02,212 --> 01:39:05,807
or any alien species on the outside.
1468
01:39:44,621 --> 01:39:48,421
Wait, back up. You said
the dam hides the Cube's energy.
1469
01:39:49,059 --> 01:39:51,550
- What kind exactly?
- Good question.
1470
01:39:56,133 --> 01:39:59,000
Please step inside.
They have to lock us in.
1471
01:40:04,908 --> 01:40:06,569
Oh, wow.
1472
01:40:06,677 --> 01:40:08,702
What's that? Freddy Krueger done
been up in here or something?
1473
01:40:08,812 --> 01:40:10,006
Oh, no, man.
1474
01:40:10,147 --> 01:40:14,607
Freddy Krueger have four blades, man.
That's only three. That's Wolverine!
1475
01:40:14,718 --> 01:40:17,653
- Right? That's Wolverine!
- That's very funny.
1476
01:40:19,189 --> 01:40:22,215
Anybody have any mechanical devices?
BlackBerry? Key alarm? Cell phone?
1477
01:40:22,326 --> 01:40:23,759
I got a phone.
1478
01:40:26,964 --> 01:40:29,558
Nokias are real nasty.
1479
01:40:29,666 --> 01:40:34,103
You've got to respect the Japanese.
They know the way of the samurai.
1480
01:40:34,905 --> 01:40:37,032
Nokia's from Finland.
1481
01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:41,702
Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange.
He's a little strange.
1482
01:40:44,481 --> 01:40:50,044
We're able to take the Cube radiation
and funnel it into that box.
1483
01:41:03,734 --> 01:41:07,033
- Mean little sucker, huh?
- That thing is freaky!
1484
01:41:07,137 --> 01:41:10,800
Kind of like the itty-bitty
Energizer Bunny from hell, huh?
1485
01:41:21,818 --> 01:41:23,683
He's breaking the box.
1486
01:41:41,672 --> 01:41:42,798
Go! Go! Go!
1487
01:41:42,906 --> 01:41:43,998
Move!
1488
01:41:52,549 --> 01:41:55,177
Gentlemen, they know the Cube is here.
1489
01:41:55,953 --> 01:41:57,284
Banachek. What's going on?
1490
01:41:57,387 --> 01:41:59,218
Well, the NBE One hangar
has lost power...
1491
01:41:59,323 --> 01:42:00,381
- What?
- ... and the backup generator
1492
01:42:00,490 --> 01:42:02,458
- is just not gonna cut it.
- Do you have an arms room?
1493
01:42:08,865 --> 01:42:10,628
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
1494
01:42:10,734 --> 01:42:12,133
I'll bring security to the...
1495
01:42:12,235 --> 01:42:14,760
Get everyone to
the NBE One chamber now!
1496
01:42:14,871 --> 01:42:16,463
- The lights are out!
- Move it! Move it!
1497
01:42:16,573 --> 01:42:17,938
Let's go!
1498
01:42:18,041 --> 01:42:19,804
They're popping our generators!
1499
01:42:31,822 --> 01:42:33,187
Megatron melting!
1500
01:42:33,824 --> 01:42:36,884
16502. We're losing pressure.
1501
01:42:36,994 --> 01:42:39,189
Stand by! Set!
1502
01:42:39,296 --> 01:42:41,355
We're losing pressure!
1503
01:42:41,465 --> 01:42:44,901
The cryogenic system is failing!
We're losing NBE One!
1504
01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:52,336
Forty millimeter sabot rounds
on that table!
1505
01:42:52,442 --> 01:42:56,435
That's good. Get all the ammo you got.
Everything you can carry. Bring it.
1506
01:43:01,985 --> 01:43:04,613
You got to take me to my car.
You have to take me to my car.
1507
01:43:04,721 --> 01:43:05,745
He's gonna know what to do
with the Cube.
1508
01:43:05,856 --> 01:43:07,790
- Your car? It's confiscated.
- Then unconfiscate it.
1509
01:43:07,891 --> 01:43:09,620
We do not know what will happen
if we let it near this thing!
1510
01:43:09,726 --> 01:43:10,988
- You don't know.
- Maybe you know, but I don't know.
1511
01:43:11,094 --> 01:43:12,459
You just wanna sit here and wait
and see what happens?
1512
01:43:12,562 --> 01:43:14,553
I have people's lives at stake here,
young man.
1513
01:43:14,665 --> 01:43:16,394
Take him to his car!
1514
01:43:18,135 --> 01:43:19,329
Drop it.
1515
01:43:21,104 --> 01:43:22,765
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1516
01:43:24,041 --> 01:43:26,032
Drop your weapon, soldier.
1517
01:43:26,543 --> 01:43:28,272
There's an alien war going on
and you're gonna shoot me?
1518
01:43:28,378 --> 01:43:29,402
You know, we didn't ask to be here.
1519
01:43:29,513 --> 01:43:31,708
I'm ordering you under S-Seven
executive jurisdiction.
1520
01:43:31,815 --> 01:43:32,975
Seven don't exist.
1521
01:43:33,083 --> 01:43:34,846
Right. And we don't take orders
from people that don't exist.
1522
01:43:34,951 --> 01:43:38,216
- I'm gonna count to five. Okay.
- Well, I'm gonna count to three.
1523
01:43:40,824 --> 01:43:42,451
- Simmons?
- Yes, sir?
1524
01:43:42,559 --> 01:43:46,620
I'd do what he says. Losing's really
not an option for these guys.
1525
01:43:51,134 --> 01:43:53,102
All right. Okay.
1526
01:43:53,203 --> 01:43:57,833
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the
world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
1527
01:44:01,278 --> 01:44:02,540
No, no!
1528
01:44:03,513 --> 01:44:06,175
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
1529
01:44:06,283 --> 01:44:09,844
No, no, stop, stop, stop!
Let him go! Let him go!
1530
01:44:11,054 --> 01:44:12,453
Are you okay?
1531
01:44:14,324 --> 01:44:16,417
They didn't hurt you, right?
1532
01:44:25,168 --> 01:44:28,968
Listen to me. The Cube is here
and the Decepticons are coming.
1533
01:44:31,374 --> 01:44:33,467
No, no, don't worry about them.
They're okay. Right?
1534
01:44:33,577 --> 01:44:35,807
They're not gonna hurt you.
1535
01:44:35,912 --> 01:44:39,439
Just back up a little bit.
He's friendly. He's fine.
1536
01:44:39,549 --> 01:44:42,814
Okay, come on. Put the guns down.
They're not gonna hurt you.
1537
01:44:42,919 --> 01:44:44,409
Here, come with me.
I'm gonna take you to the All Spark.
1538
01:45:06,476 --> 01:45:09,968
Okay, here we go. He doing something.
He doing something.
1539
01:45:30,100 --> 01:45:31,431
Oh, my God.
1540
01:45:36,239 --> 01:45:37,638
Message from Starfleet, Captain.
1541
01:45:37,741 --> 01:45:39,140
Let's get to it.
1542
01:45:39,242 --> 01:45:42,268
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed
with Megatron in the other hangar.
1543
01:45:42,379 --> 01:45:43,778
Mission City is 22 miles away.
1544
01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:45,177
We're gonna sneak that Cube
out of here
1545
01:45:45,282 --> 01:45:46,681
and we're gonna hide it somewhere
in the city.
1546
01:45:46,783 --> 01:45:47,750
Good! Right.
1547
01:45:47,851 --> 01:45:50,581
But we cannot make a stand
without the Air Force.
1548
01:45:50,687 --> 01:45:52,746
This place must have some kind
of radio link!
1549
01:45:52,856 --> 01:45:54,721
- Yes. Shortwave, CB.
- Right, yes.
1550
01:45:54,825 --> 01:45:57,419
Sir, you got to figure out some way
to get word out to them. Let's move!
1551
01:45:57,527 --> 01:45:58,960
In the alien archive, sir!
1552
01:45:59,062 --> 01:46:01,053
- The alien...
- There's an old Army radio console.
1553
01:46:01,164 --> 01:46:02,688
- Will it work?
- Anything's possible!
1554
01:46:02,799 --> 01:46:05,233
- Did you see that...
- All right, Sam, get it in the car!
1555
01:46:05,335 --> 01:46:07,098
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
1556
01:46:07,204 --> 01:46:08,831
When we get to the city,
we're gonna find a radio,
1557
01:46:08,939 --> 01:46:10,907
and I'll have Epps vector them in, okay?
1558
01:46:11,007 --> 01:46:12,531
Affirmative!
1559
01:46:12,642 --> 01:46:16,476
Warning! NBE One
cryo-containment failing.
1560
01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:19,345
Check that backup system!
1561
01:46:19,449 --> 01:46:23,613
The cryo's failing! You got to bump up
the cryo! The cryo's failing!
1562
01:46:23,720 --> 01:46:25,210
Come on! Get out of here!
1563
01:46:25,322 --> 01:46:26,846
Heads up! Look out!
1564
01:46:27,858 --> 01:46:30,258
Set a perimeter around
the yellow vehicle!
1565
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,796
- This way, this way, this way!
- Up there! Let's go!
1566
01:46:43,506 --> 01:46:46,566
I am Megatron!
1567
01:47:05,395 --> 01:47:06,794
- The Cube's okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
1568
01:47:06,897 --> 01:47:07,886
Well, put the seat belt on.
1569
01:47:07,998 --> 01:47:09,158
Pour it on him!
1570
01:47:22,913 --> 01:47:24,904
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
1571
01:47:25,015 --> 01:47:27,415
Where is the Cube?
1572
01:47:27,517 --> 01:47:29,576
The humans have taken it.
1573
01:47:32,956 --> 01:47:36,824
You fail me yet again, Starscream.
Get them!
1574
01:47:37,260 --> 01:47:38,727
Come on, Mags!
1575
01:47:39,829 --> 01:47:41,319
Over here, sir!
1576
01:47:43,667 --> 01:47:45,726
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
1577
01:47:45,835 --> 01:47:48,269
Come to me, Maxwell, come to me.
Plugged in there.
1578
01:47:50,173 --> 01:47:53,631
- We're hot! We're live!
- Where are the mikes?
1579
01:47:54,678 --> 01:47:55,667
Mikes?
1580
01:47:55,779 --> 01:47:57,041
This doesn't work without mikes,
Simmons.
1581
01:47:57,147 --> 01:47:58,705
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1582
01:47:58,815 --> 01:48:00,339
Let's find them.
1583
01:48:00,450 --> 01:48:01,917
Kid, get in the chair!
Just get in the chair, all right?
1584
01:48:02,018 --> 01:48:04,179
- Okay, I'll sit. I'll sit.
- They steal everything out of this place.
1585
01:48:04,287 --> 01:48:07,347
How do we get the signal out?
How do we call the Air Force?
1586
01:48:07,457 --> 01:48:08,754
- Glen?
- Huh?
1587
01:48:08,858 --> 01:48:12,350
Can you hotwire this computer to
transmit a tone through the radio?
1588
01:48:12,462 --> 01:48:13,451
What good is that?
1589
01:48:13,563 --> 01:48:15,963
Morse code! You can use this
to transmit it through that!
1590
01:48:16,066 --> 01:48:19,627
Okay, I'll do it! Turn it around.
Okay, let's see.
1591
01:48:19,736 --> 01:48:21,567
Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
1592
01:48:33,350 --> 01:48:34,874
There's Optimus.
1593
01:48:52,836 --> 01:48:54,303
Almost done.
1594
01:48:56,139 --> 01:48:58,039
What the hell was that?
1595
01:49:01,111 --> 01:49:02,806
Barricade the door!
1596
01:49:05,548 --> 01:49:07,914
- Get something.
- Watch out!
1597
01:49:08,018 --> 01:49:10,111
Six, five, four, six, three.
1598
01:49:14,791 --> 01:49:17,157
Here! Put some rounds in!
1599
01:49:20,030 --> 01:49:21,463
Master search.
1600
01:49:22,365 --> 01:49:24,356
I got it! We're transmitting!
1601
01:49:24,467 --> 01:49:25,593
Send exactly what I say!
1602
01:49:25,702 --> 01:49:29,832
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Burn, you little sucker! Burn!
1603
01:49:29,939 --> 01:49:33,966
"This is Defense Secretary Keller.
Get me NORTHCOM commander."
1604
01:49:34,077 --> 01:49:35,601
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
1605
01:49:37,313 --> 01:49:38,337
What was that?
1606
01:49:38,448 --> 01:49:41,281
Authenticate emergency action.
Blackbird 1195...
1607
01:49:43,453 --> 01:49:45,648
Sir, I have an authenticated
air strike order from Sec Def.
1608
01:50:10,380 --> 01:50:12,348
- No, no, no, no, no.
- What?
1609
01:50:12,449 --> 01:50:15,885
It's the same cop!
Block them, block them, block them.
1610
01:50:37,107 --> 01:50:38,096
Oh, my God.
1611
01:51:06,669 --> 01:51:08,000
Cool, Mom!
1612
01:51:33,897 --> 01:51:35,888
This is so not good.
1613
01:51:54,384 --> 01:51:56,249
He's behind the pillar!
1614
01:52:02,125 --> 01:52:05,219
- Shoot that mother...
- Maggie, cover fire!
1615
01:52:08,364 --> 01:52:10,696
It's the Air Force! They're responding!
1616
01:52:14,571 --> 01:52:16,539
Sucker, burn!
1617
01:52:22,312 --> 01:52:23,643
Oh, shit!
1618
01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:26,005
Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city!
1619
01:52:27,217 --> 01:52:29,242
Raptors, let's scramble,
scramble, scramble.
1620
01:52:30,453 --> 01:52:32,717
Strike and Dark Star roll call.
1621
01:52:35,058 --> 01:52:36,525
Looking out the right side.
1622
01:52:37,427 --> 01:52:39,588
Push to Kill Box One Alpha...
1623
01:52:47,170 --> 01:52:50,731
- Come on, let's go! Mount up!
- Move out! Move out! Go! Go!
1624
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:53,035
Here, I got shortwave radios.
1625
01:52:53,576 --> 01:52:55,771
Wait. What am I supposed to
do with these?
1626
01:52:55,878 --> 01:52:58,176
Well, use them! It's all we got!
1627
01:52:58,581 --> 01:53:01,573
This is like RadioShack dinosaur radios
or something, man.
1628
01:53:01,684 --> 01:53:04,619
I'm only gonna get 20 or 30 miles
out of these things.
1629
01:53:04,721 --> 01:53:07,417
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
1630
01:53:08,024 --> 01:53:09,616
F-22 at 12:00.
1631
01:53:09,726 --> 01:53:12,422
All right, I want planes for air cover
and get Black Hawks on station
1632
01:53:12,528 --> 01:53:14,393
to extract that Cube. You got it?
1633
01:53:16,899 --> 01:53:19,299
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
1634
01:53:19,602 --> 01:53:21,229
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
1635
01:53:22,505 --> 01:53:23,665
We have you visual.
1636
01:53:25,341 --> 01:53:26,672
Green smoke is the mark.
1637
01:53:26,776 --> 01:53:30,234
Provide air cover and vector
Black Hawks for extraction.
1638
01:53:34,884 --> 01:53:36,852
It's Starscream!
1639
01:53:37,320 --> 01:53:38,981
Please tell me you copy.
1640
01:53:39,322 --> 01:53:41,620
Back up! Take cover! Bumblebee!
1641
01:53:45,428 --> 01:53:47,396
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
1642
01:53:47,497 --> 01:53:50,660
- Back up! Back up!
- Retreat! Fall back!
1643
01:53:50,767 --> 01:53:51,995
Incoming!
1644
01:54:17,093 --> 01:54:18,890
Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
1645
01:54:18,995 --> 01:54:20,462
Clear the area!
1646
01:54:26,269 --> 01:54:27,793
Oh, my God.
1647
01:54:28,671 --> 01:54:31,538
Bumblebee? No. Your legs!
1648
01:54:31,974 --> 01:54:33,305
Your legs.
1649
01:54:34,877 --> 01:54:38,506
Here. Here, back, back, back, back!
You all right?
1650
01:54:40,049 --> 01:54:42,483
Please get up. Bumblebee? Get up!
1651
01:54:44,053 --> 01:54:45,247
Ratchet!
1652
01:54:47,123 --> 01:54:48,590
- What the hell was that?
- What are you talking about?
1653
01:54:48,691 --> 01:54:50,625
What do you mean, what am
I talking about? They shot at us!
1654
01:54:50,727 --> 01:54:53,093
F-22 pilots would never fly
below buildings.
1655
01:54:53,196 --> 01:54:55,357
That's alien. That ain't friendly!
1656
01:54:55,465 --> 01:54:58,263
You got to get up. You're okay.
You're okay.
1657
01:54:59,535 --> 01:55:00,559
Come on!
1658
01:55:00,670 --> 01:55:02,797
Army Black Hawk inbound
to your location. Over.
1659
01:55:04,574 --> 01:55:06,701
Alpha 273 degrees, 10 miles.
1660
01:55:06,809 --> 01:55:09,141
November Victor, 1.2 clicks north.
1661
01:55:27,363 --> 01:55:28,796
Move out! Let's go!
1662
01:55:35,238 --> 01:55:36,933
Let's go! Move!
1663
01:55:43,546 --> 01:55:45,207
I'm not gonna leave you.
1664
01:56:24,320 --> 01:56:26,345
Come on, Decepticon punk!
1665
01:56:32,662 --> 01:56:34,186
Oh, my God!
1666
01:56:46,742 --> 01:56:48,676
Concentrate your fire!
1667
01:56:59,589 --> 01:57:00,783
Come on. Come on.
1668
01:57:03,359 --> 01:57:05,054
Megatron!
1669
01:57:09,765 --> 01:57:13,428
It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
1670
01:57:17,707 --> 01:57:19,299
Fall back!
1671
01:57:25,314 --> 01:57:27,509
Get our guys out of the way!
Get out of here! Go!
1672
01:57:27,617 --> 01:57:29,642
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
1673
01:57:29,752 --> 01:57:32,016
We need air cover down here now!
1674
01:57:38,027 --> 01:57:39,426
Sam, help me with this.
1675
01:57:43,599 --> 01:57:47,933
- That all you got, Megatron?
- Come here, little cretin.
1676
01:57:48,037 --> 01:57:50,130
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece?
1677
01:57:50,239 --> 01:57:52,537
No! I want two!
1678
01:57:54,110 --> 01:57:55,509
What's going on?
1679
01:57:57,313 --> 01:57:59,941
Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
1680
01:58:00,816 --> 01:58:03,080
Oh, these things just don't die.
1681
01:58:06,656 --> 01:58:08,146
Oh, we're so dead.
1682
01:58:08,257 --> 01:58:10,589
- Wrap it around the head.
- Sam!
1683
01:58:10,893 --> 01:58:11,882
Where's the Cube?
1684
01:58:11,994 --> 01:58:12,961
- Right there.
- Okay.
1685
01:58:13,062 --> 01:58:14,051
And take that and wrap it around
1686
01:58:14,163 --> 01:58:15,130
the base and then put it
around his neck.
1687
01:58:15,231 --> 01:58:17,893
- Okay?
- Epps, get those Black Hawks here!
1688
01:58:19,335 --> 01:58:20,802
That building.
1689
01:58:24,574 --> 01:58:26,371
- Okay.
- What?
1690
01:58:26,475 --> 01:58:29,444
All right, I can't leave my guys back
there, so here, take this flare.
1691
01:58:29,545 --> 01:58:31,809
Okay, there's a tall, white building
with statues on top.
1692
01:58:31,914 --> 01:58:34,109
- Go to the roof. Set the flare.
- No.
1693
01:58:34,216 --> 01:58:36,150
- Signal the chopper and set the flare.
- No, no. I can't do this!
1694
01:58:36,252 --> 01:58:40,655
Listen to me! You're a soldier now!
All right? I need you to take this Cube.
1695
01:58:40,756 --> 01:58:42,986
Get it into military hands
while we hold them off,
1696
01:58:43,092 --> 01:58:45,151
or a lot of people are gonna die.
1697
01:58:45,294 --> 01:58:46,784
- You got to go. You got to go.
- No, I'm not leaving.
1698
01:58:46,896 --> 01:58:48,056
- You need to go. Go.
- No, I'm not leaving
1699
01:58:48,164 --> 01:58:50,860
till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?
1700
01:58:52,335 --> 01:58:53,393
Army Black Hawk requested.
1701
01:58:53,502 --> 01:58:56,027
Immediate evac for civilian boy
with precious cargo.
1702
01:58:56,138 --> 01:58:58,663
Headed to rooftop marked by flare.
1703
01:58:58,774 --> 01:59:01,868
- Sam, we will protect you.
- Okay.
1704
01:59:03,479 --> 01:59:06,812
- Epps, where are those planes?
- Sam!
1705
01:59:10,786 --> 01:59:14,916
No matter what happens,
I'm really glad I got in that car with you.
1706
01:59:18,160 --> 01:59:20,788
Sam! Get to the building! Move!
1707
01:59:20,896 --> 01:59:24,127
- Decepticons, attack!
- Hit it!
1708
01:59:26,869 --> 01:59:28,962
- Cover fire!
- Move to cover!
1709
01:59:35,411 --> 01:59:36,708
Watch out!
1710
01:59:42,318 --> 01:59:45,344
- Girl, get that tow truck out of here!
- I'm going! I'm going!
1711
01:59:45,454 --> 01:59:47,115
Get out of here now!
1712
02:00:14,984 --> 02:00:15,951
Megatron!
1713
02:00:16,252 --> 02:00:17,219
Prime.
1714
02:00:43,179 --> 02:00:45,238
Humans don't deserve to live.
1715
02:00:45,347 --> 02:00:48,009
They deserve to choose for themselves.
1716
02:00:48,451 --> 02:00:50,817
Then you will die with them!
1717
02:00:56,492 --> 02:00:58,892
Join them in extinction!
1718
02:01:18,114 --> 02:01:19,775
Keep moving, Sam!
1719
02:01:20,783 --> 02:01:22,148
Don't stop!
1720
02:01:38,167 --> 02:01:39,156
No!
1721
02:01:54,383 --> 02:01:56,476
Sam, get to the building!
1722
02:02:04,393 --> 02:02:06,520
Give me that Cube, boy!
1723
02:02:19,175 --> 02:02:21,268
Did that jerk just dent my car?
1724
02:02:42,631 --> 02:02:46,089
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me!
1725
02:02:51,407 --> 02:02:54,535
I smell you, boy!
1726
02:03:06,755 --> 02:03:07,915
Maggot!
1727
02:03:26,942 --> 02:03:28,534
Oh, no!
1728
02:03:53,102 --> 02:03:54,933
I'll drive! You shoot!
1729
02:04:15,891 --> 02:04:17,188
This isn't going well!
1730
02:04:17,293 --> 02:04:18,692
Shoot! Shoot!
1731
02:05:04,540 --> 02:05:05,768
Nice shot.
1732
02:05:05,874 --> 02:05:09,332
- That tank is definitely dead now.
- All right, let's go! We got business!
1733
02:05:19,822 --> 02:05:20,880
Hey!
1734
02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:27,796
Hey! I'm over here!
1735
02:05:40,142 --> 02:05:41,837
We've got the boy.
1736
02:05:46,448 --> 02:05:47,881
Watch out!
1737
02:05:48,250 --> 02:05:49,444
Missile!
1738
02:05:59,928 --> 02:06:01,361
Hang on, Sam!
1739
02:06:10,105 --> 02:06:11,436
No! No!
1740
02:06:17,146 --> 02:06:22,174
Is it fear or courage
that compels you, fleshling?
1741
02:06:35,731 --> 02:06:37,198
Where do I go?
1742
02:06:38,534 --> 02:06:42,493
Give me the All Spark
and you may live to be my pet.
1743
02:06:43,806 --> 02:06:45,433
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1744
02:06:49,611 --> 02:06:52,045
I'm never giving you this All Spark!
1745
02:06:52,181 --> 02:06:54,979
Oh, so unwise.
1746
02:07:06,929 --> 02:07:08,419
I got you, boy.
1747
02:07:10,232 --> 02:07:12,029
Hold on to the Cube!
1748
02:07:31,720 --> 02:07:34,587
- Oh, no. Oh, no!
- Disgusting.
1749
02:07:39,595 --> 02:07:40,619
Sam?
1750
02:07:44,900 --> 02:07:48,131
You risked your life to protect the Cube.
1751
02:07:48,871 --> 02:07:50,338
No sacrifice,
1752
02:07:51,707 --> 02:07:54,767
- no victory.
- If I cannot defeat Megatron,
1753
02:07:55,110 --> 02:07:57,601
you must push the Cube into my chest.
1754
02:07:58,013 --> 02:08:01,210
I will sacrifice myself to destroy it.
1755
02:08:01,683 --> 02:08:03,150
Get behind me.
1756
02:08:04,853 --> 02:08:07,413
It's you and me, Megatron.
1757
02:08:07,523 --> 02:08:10,458
No, it's just me, Prime.
1758
02:08:12,895 --> 02:08:18,026
At the end of this day,
one shall stand, one shall fall.
1759
02:08:23,438 --> 02:08:28,273
You still fight for the weak!
That is why you lose!
1760
02:08:47,429 --> 02:08:49,829
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
1761
02:08:49,932 --> 02:08:52,400
We got friendlies mixed with bad guys.
Targets will be marked.
1762
02:08:52,501 --> 02:08:53,525
Hey.
1763
02:08:54,736 --> 02:08:56,897
Bring the rain. All right?
1764
02:08:57,306 --> 02:08:59,297
All right, let's kill these things.
1765
02:09:01,276 --> 02:09:02,834
- Move, move, move!
- Remember, aim low.
1766
02:09:02,945 --> 02:09:04,936
Armor's weak under the chest.
1767
02:09:15,023 --> 02:09:16,581
Target marked. Still waiting.
1768
02:09:16,692 --> 02:09:18,717
Time on target, 20 seconds.
1769
02:09:25,667 --> 02:09:27,760
F-22s, we're still waiting.
1770
02:09:33,008 --> 02:09:34,441
Move out!
1771
02:09:37,679 --> 02:09:38,907
Incoming!
1772
02:09:47,456 --> 02:09:49,549
Weapons armed. Status green.
1773
02:10:08,210 --> 02:10:10,041
Run! Move!
1774
02:10:17,552 --> 02:10:19,076
Second wave's on approach.
1775
02:10:22,591 --> 02:10:24,183
What is that? Break off!
1776
02:10:24,293 --> 02:10:26,761
- Copy.
- It's either a massive amount of...
1777
02:10:35,504 --> 02:10:37,665
Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
1778
02:10:41,743 --> 02:10:43,836
Stay on him. Keep him in your sights.
1779
02:10:44,212 --> 02:10:45,509
Take him out!
1780
02:10:59,728 --> 02:11:01,059
Two's down!
1781
02:11:10,505 --> 02:11:12,439
I'll kill you!
1782
02:11:12,541 --> 02:11:15,305
Mine! All Spark!
1783
02:11:16,278 --> 02:11:19,145
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
1784
02:11:19,848 --> 02:11:20,872
Sam!
1785
02:11:21,750 --> 02:11:22,944
No, Sam!
1786
02:11:48,777 --> 02:11:49,937
Hold up.
1787
02:11:53,048 --> 02:11:56,017
You left me no choice, brother.
1788
02:12:05,627 --> 02:12:08,494
Sam, I owe you my life.
1789
02:12:09,631 --> 02:12:11,360
We are in your debt.
1790
02:12:30,886 --> 02:12:33,286
Prime, we couldn't save him.
1791
02:12:34,156 --> 02:12:35,453
Jazz.
1792
02:12:38,660 --> 02:12:40,855
We lost a great comrade
1793
02:12:42,197 --> 02:12:44,062
but gained new ones.
1794
02:12:44,332 --> 02:12:46,630
Thank you, all of you.
1795
02:12:46,968 --> 02:12:49,334
You honor us with your bravery.
1796
02:12:50,372 --> 02:12:52,340
Permission to speak, sir?
1797
02:12:52,841 --> 02:12:55,708
Permission granted, old friend.
1798
02:12:55,811 --> 02:12:57,278
You speak now?
1799
02:12:58,213 --> 02:13:00,306
I wish to stay with the boy.
1800
02:13:01,183 --> 02:13:03,014
If that is his choice.
1801
02:13:07,956 --> 02:13:08,980
Yes.
1802
02:13:29,644 --> 02:13:34,377
Gentlemen, the President has ordered
Sector Seven be terminated
1803
02:13:34,916 --> 02:13:37,942
and the remains of the dead aliens
disposed of.
1804
02:13:38,587 --> 02:13:41,886
The Laurentian Abyss is
seven miles below sea level,
1805
02:13:41,990 --> 02:13:44,083
deepest place on our planet.
1806
02:13:44,326 --> 02:13:47,853
The massive depth and pressure there,
coupled with subfreezing temperatures,
1807
02:13:47,963 --> 02:13:50,158
would crush and entomb them,
1808
02:13:51,967 --> 02:13:53,696
leaving no evidence.
1809
02:14:00,342 --> 02:14:04,745
With the All Spark gone,
we cannot return life to our planet.
1810
02:14:06,481 --> 02:14:09,075
And fate has yielded its reward,
1811
02:14:10,619 --> 02:14:13,520
a new world to call home.
1812
02:14:19,794 --> 02:14:23,992
We live among its people now,
hiding in plain sight,
1813
02:14:24,132 --> 02:14:26,896
but watching over them in secret,
1814
02:14:27,135 --> 02:14:29,695
waiting, protecting.
1815
02:14:31,106 --> 02:14:34,132
I have witnessed
their capacity for courage.
1816
02:14:34,743 --> 02:14:37,735
And though we are worlds apart,
1817
02:14:37,846 --> 02:14:42,783
like us, there's more to them
than meets the eye.
1818
02:14:44,319 --> 02:14:46,810
I am Optimus Prime
1819
02:14:47,222 --> 02:14:50,589
and I send this message
to any surviving Autobots
1820
02:14:50,692 --> 02:14:53,684
taking refuge among the stars.
1821
02:14:54,729 --> 02:14:56,458
We are here.
1822
02:14:57,032 --> 02:14:59,057
We are waiting.
1823
02:15:18,353 --> 02:15:23,381
Can you shed any light on the recent,
so-called alien activity in the area?
1824
02:15:26,394 --> 02:15:31,889
Do you know what? I think that
if there was some sort of an alien
1825
02:15:32,500 --> 02:15:34,400
- infestation...
- Yeah.
1826
02:15:34,769 --> 02:15:37,203
They, the government,
would be the first to let you know.
1827
02:15:37,305 --> 02:15:38,966
The government would let us know.
1828
02:15:39,140 --> 02:15:40,732
- I mean, this is America.
- Yeah.
1829
02:15:40,842 --> 02:15:43,276
You know, that's how we know
we live in a free land,
1830
02:15:43,378 --> 02:15:45,005
because there's no secrets.
1831
02:15:45,113 --> 02:15:47,206
They'd say, "Hey! Duck and cover."
1832
02:15:57,258 --> 02:16:00,557
Your head is kind of a different size
than it is on television.