1
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sujaidr....enjoy

2
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Oh, God.

3
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How are you, Richard? Hot enough for you?

4
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Yeah.

5
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sujaidr......enjoy

6
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Hey, what are you doing?

7
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You dummy, why don't you watch
where you are going?

8
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Does this look like 10:00, or like 10:30?

9
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- Morning, Richard!
- Good morning.

10
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- You are a half hour late.
- Only a half hour?

11
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I am usually 45 minutes late.
I am early today.

12
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I see.

13
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- Are you going to join me today or what?
- Coming.

14
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Give me your money and your wallets.

15
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Get your ass out of here. It is too hot.

16
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Color me old-fashioned, Rich,
but I just love the park on a Sunday.

17
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I would love it more if we didn't have
to work today. Come on, let's go.

18
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Let me open that for you, all right?

19
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Hot enough for you, Larry?

20
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No, Harris, why don't you turn up the heat?

21
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Okay. I'll tell the engineer.

22
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Cheap bastards. Turn off
the air conditioning on the weekends.

23
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- Let's go to the beach.
- No.

24
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- We are going to be here our whole lives.
- Yeah, I am afraid so.

25
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- I am going to the beach!
- Give me those papers.

26
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- The papers are going to the beach.
- We aren't going.

27
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You want these?
You're coming to the beach.

28
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- I guess we are going to the beach.
- Wilson at the line.

29
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That was beautiful. Replay.

30
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Give me those papers!

31
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- You think it's safe to go in the water?
- No, better not.

32
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- You just ate. You might get cramps.
- I'll risk it.

33
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<i>We'll get back to you with more tunes,
but first we'll hear...</i>

34
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<i>the latest from Weather Central.</i>

35
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<i>- What is happening out there, buddy?
- Sizzle, sizzle...</i>

36
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<i>as the Big Apple becomes the Baked Apple.</i>

37
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<i>You better believe that these are...</i>

38
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Oh, Christ. Will you shut that thing off?

39
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<i>... continues before Labor Day weekend.</i>

40
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<i>It is going to be the four "H's":
hot, humid, hazy, and horrible.</i>

41
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This sucks. I am so unhappy.

42
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- We should be at a real beach.
- There are no more real beaches.

43
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I mean we could go to Jones Beach
and float around in the hospital waste.

44
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Then again Coney Island is always real nice.

45
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We could go there and watch the fish
disintegrate in front of our eyes.

46
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Wait a minute. Wait a goddamn...
Hold the phone, buddy! I got it!

47
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I got the $2 million. Where are your pages?

48
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Get your pages.

49
00:04:44,293 --> 00:04:47,592
Oh, my God!
You are not going to believe what you see!

50
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- Okay.
- Turn to Page 28.

51
00:04:52,635 --> 00:04:53,659
Right after 27.

52
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- Got it.
- All right? You got it?

53
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I want you to turn to Page 41 now.

54
00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:02,536
- I got it.
- Check out line 18.

55
00:05:03,414 --> 00:05:04,438
- Okay?
- Yeah.

56
00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:06,107
- You see it?
- I see it.

57
00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:09,278
What about it?

58
00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:12,688
You are such a stupid piece of rat shit.

59
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Hot!

60
00:05:14,493 --> 00:05:17,054
- Watch your step!
- I am being barbecued here!

61
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All right. Okay. All right, buddy
I am going to explain it to you real slow.

62
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- Good.
- Okay.

63
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There's more than one check issued
on the same life insurance policy claim.

64
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One in December of '87, another in
April of '88, and two more in June.

65
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- Making any sense?
- Yeah, he died four times.

66
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Yes. According to this, he died four times.

67
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So somebody screwed up.
It wasn't us. Was it?

68
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No. It wasn't us.

69
00:05:39,154 --> 00:05:41,952
Don't you see?
We just uncovered a $2 million error.

70
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We're going to be heroes.
We're going up the corporate ladder.

71
00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,361
- This is good for me.
- Yes, this is good for you.

72
00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,957
- It's good for me, too.
- I'll tell Lomax first thing in the morning.

73
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- What page is it?
- No, Larry. Let me tell him.

74
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- We'll both tell him.
- Okay. Great!

75
00:06:06,184 --> 00:06:07,913
There is what's- her-name.

76
00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:21,400
Stop staring at her.

77
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You've not shut up about her
for two months.

78
00:06:23,437 --> 00:06:26,304
- Ask her out already, will you?
- No. I don't know what to say.

79
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She's a summer intern.
She'll be gone in a week.

80
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No, I've no idea what to say.

81
00:06:29,844 --> 00:06:33,007
- Say "Hi, I want to go out with you."
- I can't say that.

82
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Why not?

83
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Because there are too many people around.

84
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It's New York City.
There are always too many people.

85
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Excuse me, miss.

86
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Oh, shit.

87
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Good weekend, Bob?

88
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- You going to say something?
- Shut up.

89
00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,339
- You are blowing it.
- Shut...

90
00:07:04,316 --> 00:07:06,147
Please, shut up, all right?

91
00:07:12,926 --> 00:07:14,257
Thank you.

92
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Okay.

93
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Try witty.

94
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Say, "You know what would look
good on you?"

95
00:07:28,510 --> 00:07:31,775
- "Me." Huh?
- Oh, please.

96
00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:34,348
- Richard, that is a very good line.
- Enough, look...

97
00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,215
- if I wanted to talk to her, I'll talk to her.
- Talk to her.

98
00:07:37,286 --> 00:07:39,083
- Would you talk to her?
- Would you stop?

99
00:07:39,288 --> 00:07:41,052
- You want me to talk to her?
- Yes.

100
00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:42,615
Okay. Shut up.

101
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Excuse me.

102
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My aunt is very sick.

103
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,343
What?

104
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,515
Nothing.

105
00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:19,494
I don't believe this, she's...

106
00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:22,264
Now, don't flagellate yourself
over this, Richard.

107
00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:24,828
It was a very good effort.
You'll get her next time.

108
00:08:24,907 --> 00:08:27,671
Why did I just say that?
Larry, I don't even have an aunt.

109
00:08:27,743 --> 00:08:28,938
So what?

110
00:08:29,579 --> 00:08:31,342
Anything going on?

111
00:08:31,614 --> 00:08:33,104
There are these messages.

112
00:08:33,183 --> 00:08:36,084
And you are late for
the creative sales meeting, Mr. Lomax.

113
00:08:36,152 --> 00:08:38,781
- Excuse us, Mr. Lomax.
- Let me get that, sir.

114
00:08:39,290 --> 00:08:40,552
Sammy. Hank. How are you?

115
00:08:40,624 --> 00:08:41,955
Richard Parker, sir.

116
00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:43,721
- Larry Wilson.
- Whatever.

117
00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:46,156
There's nothing from a Doreena,
a Martha, Judy?

118
00:08:46,231 --> 00:08:48,631
- No.
- Well, that's their tough luck.

119
00:08:49,367 --> 00:08:50,664
- Excuse us, Mr. Lomax.
- What?

120
00:08:50,736 --> 00:08:52,829
There's something
we would like to show you.

121
00:08:52,904 --> 00:08:56,238
Wait. It's Monday morning.
After lunch, right?

122
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Quite a bit after lunch.

123
00:09:00,613 --> 00:09:01,603
Shoo.

124
00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:25,774
Yeah, I got it, François.

125
00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:30,271
That's $2.

126
00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:33,909
Rich.

127
00:09:35,086 --> 00:09:36,576
Look at Lomax.

128
00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:37,847
God.

129
00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:41,214
My God. Look at her.

130
00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:42,282
My God.

131
00:09:43,562 --> 00:09:45,257
Jesus. That guy.

132
00:09:45,798 --> 00:09:48,926
Beautiful apartment. House at the beach.

133
00:09:49,234 --> 00:09:51,999
Babes. A boat. A car.

134
00:09:52,372 --> 00:09:55,705
Do you know how much it costs
to park a car in Manhattan every month?

135
00:09:55,775 --> 00:09:59,610
- More than my rent.
- I mean, it's only fair.

136
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,706
His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.

137
00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:05,478
So my apartment is small. It's dark.

138
00:10:05,719 --> 00:10:08,917
It's hot. It's in a high-crime area.
Beats living with Mom and Dad.

139
00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,323
All right. Enough.
It's just until I can afford something decent.

140
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,955
Something without
wall-to-wall cockroaches.

141
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,631
All I have to do is just keep
setting my goals and working hard...

142
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,103
- I'll be fine.
- You are so naive.

143
00:10:24,308 --> 00:10:25,935
- I'm sorry.
- Excuse me.

144
00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:29,145
Go ahead. Oh, God.

145
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,148
I hope your aunt feels better.

146
00:10:32,784 --> 00:10:33,910
- What?
- I said...

147
00:10:33,985 --> 00:10:36,249
She said, "I hope your aunt feels better."

148
00:10:36,321 --> 00:10:39,416
My aunt? The sick aunt. Yes, she is fine.

149
00:10:39,491 --> 00:10:40,788
They thought it was...

150
00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:43,385
Either get on the elevator or get off.

151
00:10:44,463 --> 00:10:45,657
I'll be back.

152
00:10:50,203 --> 00:10:52,501
And I lose again.

153
00:10:52,572 --> 00:10:55,440
I won. I have a date.

154
00:10:57,912 --> 00:10:59,243
- You are kidding.
- No.

155
00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:02,374
Gwen and I, Thursday night,
8:00 p.m., dinner.

156
00:11:02,451 --> 00:11:05,750
- Fabulous.
- It was the clumsy approach. It worked.

157
00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:08,679
You are going to want
to borrow my apartment.

158
00:11:08,757 --> 00:11:11,249
No, but thank you. That's sweet.

159
00:11:11,327 --> 00:11:14,023
But I can't do that to you. Thank you.

160
00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:18,557
If she finds out you live with your folks,
you will embarrass yourself.

161
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,196
Yeah, I know, but I can't do that to you.

162
00:11:25,276 --> 00:11:27,336
It is the cockroaches, isn't it?

163
00:11:28,046 --> 00:11:30,571
- Well...
- They scatter when the lights go on.

164
00:11:32,584 --> 00:11:35,110
<i>Mr. Parker, Mr. Lomax will see you now.</i>

165
00:11:35,388 --> 00:11:36,616
I feel lucky.

166
00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:43,058
No, I only want the Maserati
if it comes in that jet black.

167
00:11:45,065 --> 00:11:46,555
Look, if you can't do it for me...

168
00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:49,602
I'll just have to take my business
to another dealer.

169
00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,163
Yeah.

170
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,975
So paint it! I mean how hard
can this whole thing be?

171
00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:56,203
Right.

172
00:11:57,245 --> 00:11:59,180
All right. See, that's better.

173
00:11:59,248 --> 00:12:02,046
See how easy it is to do business with me?

174
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,952
No trade. Strictly cash.

175
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:08,521
Right.

176
00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:10,724
All right. Good.

177
00:12:17,935 --> 00:12:20,130
Gentlemen, what have you got for me?

178
00:12:23,007 --> 00:12:25,738
As you may or may not know, Mr. Lomax...

179
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:29,941
Larry and I have been, I mean, working.

180
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,712
- Where is he going?
- I don't know.

181
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,754
What are we supposed to do?

182
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,685
Bet that thing moves, huh? Jesus.

183
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,320
- Put that back.
- It's a beautiful boat.

184
00:12:52,774 --> 00:12:54,332
You gentlemen were saying...

185
00:12:54,409 --> 00:12:55,603
Yes, well.

186
00:12:55,678 --> 00:12:57,578
As you might have heard...

187
00:12:58,347 --> 00:13:02,477
Larry and I have been reprogramming
the accounts on the new computer system.

188
00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,179
- Right.
- Thanks.

189
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,316
Sir, it's a very big job.

190
00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:09,689
A big job. We have been working hard.

191
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,784
A very big job.

192
00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:13,160
I've been at it for quite some time.
Weekends also.

193
00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:15,324
- Weekends, late, and...
- Why don't you show him?

194
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,389
Thank you.

195
00:13:16,467 --> 00:13:18,332
We've got something
you should know about.

196
00:13:18,403 --> 00:13:20,998
- Got them both there?
- Yes. Page 28 and 41.

197
00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,819
You sure these figures are accurate?

198
00:13:35,221 --> 00:13:36,621
- Yes.
- Positive.

199
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,385
Yes, sir, Mr. Lomax.

200
00:13:40,995 --> 00:13:42,189
Bernie.

201
00:13:46,635 --> 00:13:48,159
Call me Bernie.

202
00:13:49,771 --> 00:13:52,035
I mean my father is Mr. Lomax, right?

203
00:14:00,951 --> 00:14:02,714
Okay, Bernie.

204
00:14:03,153 --> 00:14:07,590
- Yes, it's all there in black and white.
- We both worked on this one, Bern.

205
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,449
"E."

206
00:14:10,095 --> 00:14:11,426
Bernie.

207
00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:15,894
- Papers.
- Right here, Bernie.

208
00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:19,366
If anything has to go,
I am glad it's my vision...

209
00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:22,498
and not the old joystick,
you know what I mean?

210
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:28,805
That's computer ink, sir.

211
00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:35,249
Oh, no, you are wrong. Look.

212
00:14:35,756 --> 00:14:39,920
There are multiple checks issued
because there were several policies written.

213
00:14:39,994 --> 00:14:42,555
You didn't take into consideration
that it's normal...

214
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,623
especially when using
a fluctuating COL index to combine...

215
00:14:45,701 --> 00:14:49,570
look here, a package containing
short-term and straight life policies...

216
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,504
in an overall insurance portfolio.

217
00:14:51,574 --> 00:14:53,701
Now you are wasting my time.

218
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:01,049
Richard worked on that part, sir.

219
00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:04,644
That is true, Bernie.

220
00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:09,489
But if you were to look at the back page,
where the policy indexes are...

221
00:15:09,594 --> 00:15:11,926
you'll notice that the remaining policies...

222
00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:16,128
are dated after
the policy holder died, Bernie.

223
00:15:19,839 --> 00:15:21,364
You are right.

224
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,503
You are absolutely right.
Gentlemen, this is good work.

225
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,239
Very, very good work.

226
00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:27,905
Thank you, Bernie.

227
00:15:27,981 --> 00:15:30,917
I hate to say this, but it appears
as if somebody is trying...

228
00:15:30,985 --> 00:15:33,818
to defraud the company.
Perhaps we should check back records.

229
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:36,482
Somebody tried to smoke it
past the wrong guy.

230
00:15:37,192 --> 00:15:38,558
No smoking.

231
00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:41,953
Gentlemen, how long have you two
been working here?

232
00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:44,431
- Nineteen months and a week.
- I am not really sure.

233
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,197
- A little longer, I think.
- Longer? I was here before you.

234
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:48,567
No, Richard. I trained you.

235
00:15:48,638 --> 00:15:51,505
I came here in January,
you came the end of May.

236
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,133
I trained you.

237
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,473
Whatever!

238
00:15:55,446 --> 00:15:58,347
What I am saying is that
I think there is a big future here...

239
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,112
for a couple of bright fellows
like yourselves.

240
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:02,946
Thank you.

241
00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:05,251
But I'd like to go over these numbers
with you...

242
00:16:05,324 --> 00:16:07,656
just to make sure
that you've gotten everything.

243
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:10,753
The only trouble is if someone is trying to...

244
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:13,292
like you said
"smoke it past the wrong guy"...

245
00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:15,596
I'd like to just keep it confidential.

246
00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:18,297
I mean there is no sense sending up
a bunch of red flags.

247
00:16:18,372 --> 00:16:19,532
No, absolutely not.

248
00:16:19,607 --> 00:16:21,472
If you would like, we'll work late.

249
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,807
- Yes, I mean we'll work weekends.
- Weekends are very good for me.

250
00:16:24,878 --> 00:16:27,279
Weekends. Good idea.

251
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,480
Give us plenty of time together,
no distractions.

252
00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:32,211
It is Labor Day.

253
00:16:35,891 --> 00:16:37,381
I got an idea.

254
00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:43,558
How would you two like to come
to my house at the beach?

255
00:16:45,702 --> 00:16:46,930
- Me?
- Us?

256
00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,699
Yeah. Hampton Island.

257
00:16:48,772 --> 00:16:51,469
Ever been there? Well, you will love it.

258
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,772
When we're not working,
there are distractions.

259
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:56,678
There are women, swimming,
boating, famous people.

260
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,283
Well?

261
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,377
- Love to!
- Okay.

262
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,251
Good! It's settled.

263
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:07,860
We are going to have a good time,
I guarantee.

264
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,918
My secretary will write down
the directions...

265
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,260
- give you the ferry schedule.
- The ferry schedule?

266
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,632
It's the only way to get there,
unless you have a boat. I don't know.

267
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:17,466
I have never even been on a boat.

268
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,938
I was once on the Staten Island Ferry
with my folks...

269
00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:23,808
Whatever. You come out Friday night,
you'll have a great time, I guarantee it.

270
00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:26,871
I'll even drive you back to the city myself
on Monday. Okay?

271
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,075
We don't know what to say, Bernie.

272
00:17:29,818 --> 00:17:32,014
You don't have to say anything.

273
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:35,021
If you two uncovered what I think
you uncovered...

274
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,817
old Bernie here owes you both a great deal.
I mean it sincerely.

275
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:41,091
Now get out of here. Go on.

276
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,504
He loves us.

277
00:17:47,806 --> 00:17:51,742
The man absolutely loves us.

278
00:17:53,878 --> 00:17:55,346
You have to kill them, Vito.

279
00:18:06,927 --> 00:18:09,157
Let me explain something to you.

280
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:13,697
We don't do that anymore.
We are a corporation now.

281
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,069
We are in the market. We invest.

282
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,905
Real estate. Car rentals. Parking lots.

283
00:18:22,277 --> 00:18:24,541
Parking lots. That's good.

284
00:18:25,247 --> 00:18:28,149
- I understand that, but...
- Didn't I order the walnut dressing?

285
00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:30,584
- Yes, you did.
- Taste that.

286
00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:35,282
Does that taste
anything like walnut dressing? Tell me.

287
00:18:36,026 --> 00:18:38,324
This is the raspberry vinaigrette.

288
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,826
Should I have Paulie go
and talk to the chef?

289
00:18:44,369 --> 00:18:47,930
This goddamn raspberry vinaigrette...

290
00:18:52,078 --> 00:18:53,670
Excuse me, Vito.

291
00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:04,818
I know how important food is to you,
I mean...

292
00:19:06,126 --> 00:19:08,027
But we've got a problem here.

293
00:19:08,863 --> 00:19:11,388
I give problems. I don't get problems.

294
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:19,104
How do you propose to handle it?

295
00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:25,239
Let's make it a murder-suicide job. All right?

296
00:19:25,882 --> 00:19:27,247
Okay, gentlemen?

297
00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:31,087
I'll plant some money, fake a note,
and they can take the rap and...

298
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:33,953
I won't even have to change the books.

299
00:19:36,294 --> 00:19:37,955
What do you think?

300
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:44,366
I like it. It's creative.

301
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:50,837
I am a little rusty. But it'll come back to me.

302
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,043
Okay.

303
00:20:00,754 --> 00:20:03,382
- Do it.
- This is good.

304
00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:06,052
I mean this is really good. Good.

305
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:11,621
I think we are going to have some fun.

306
00:20:16,272 --> 00:20:19,537
- I have to get going. I really do.
- What, no dessert?

307
00:20:20,076 --> 00:20:23,103
They do a wonderful crème brûlée here.
It's delicious.

308
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:26,941
No, gentlemen, I really must be going.
Thanks for dinner, Vito.

309
00:20:33,625 --> 00:20:35,786
I got to go powder my nose.

310
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,811
Forget the accident with the two guys.

311
00:20:55,082 --> 00:20:56,310
Take care of Lomax.

312
00:20:58,052 --> 00:20:59,246
He's getting too careless...

313
00:21:00,922 --> 00:21:02,015
too greedy.

314
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,425
Besides...

315
00:21:07,796 --> 00:21:09,788
he's screwing my girlfriend.

316
00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:15,869
But you said we were going to
spend the weekend at the beach!

317
00:21:15,939 --> 00:21:18,841
You heard the conversation.
What am I supposed to do about it?

318
00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:19,898
- Bernie.
- What?

319
00:21:19,977 --> 00:21:23,606
I told Vito I was going to spend
some time with my mother!

320
00:21:30,388 --> 00:21:32,219
I have to see you, Bernie.

321
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,653
Cut it out.

322
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,161
- What's wrong with you? Wait a minute.
- What?

323
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,130
- I have an idea.
- What?

324
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,192
You are on, 9:00 Friday night.
I'll be at the apartment.

325
00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:45,170
Just use your key. All right?

326
00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:48,134
I'll wear something special.

327
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,509
I bet you never had sweet and sour
matzo balls before.

328
00:21:51,579 --> 00:21:52,603
No.

329
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:58,318
- I am glad you finally asked me out.
- You are?

330
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,783
I wish you had asked me out sooner.

331
00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:05,222
Today was my last day at work.
I am going back to college.

332
00:22:06,229 --> 00:22:08,493
We could still have
this weekend together, right?

333
00:22:08,565 --> 00:22:10,533
I am spending it with my folks.

334
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,034
- Are your folks in town?
- No.

335
00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:20,402
Is this the intimate evening
I promised you, or what?

336
00:22:21,112 --> 00:22:24,014
You think there's anywhere we could go
to just sit and talk...

337
00:22:24,082 --> 00:22:27,347
and not have to scream
and get run over by garbage trucks?

338
00:22:27,419 --> 00:22:29,319
- Hey, want to throw her in?
- How you doing?

339
00:22:29,388 --> 00:22:32,552
I'd invite you to my apartment,
but I have five roommates.

340
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,991
And they are all at home
doing their hair right now.

341
00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:39,055
That's a lot of hair. But it's clean. I like that.

342
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:43,603
It's either that or living with my parents,
and I don't think that's a good idea.

343
00:22:43,671 --> 00:22:47,108
I can't blame you. Who'd want
to live with their folks? That's no good.

344
00:22:47,175 --> 00:22:50,235
- Do you have any roommates?
- No. Roommates? No. None.

345
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,068
Why don't we go to your place?

346
00:22:52,147 --> 00:22:55,743
Come on, baby. You're not a woman.
Are you? Tell me the truth.

347
00:23:01,490 --> 00:23:02,753
Okay.

348
00:23:17,842 --> 00:23:19,743
Why are you tiptoeing?

349
00:23:21,246 --> 00:23:22,577
Because...

350
00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:29,548
the people who live downstairs,
they're very light sleepers.

351
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:33,157
They get angry when I walk.

352
00:23:34,394 --> 00:23:36,295
Why are you whispering?

353
00:23:37,798 --> 00:23:39,425
- Am I?
- Yes.

354
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,335
I am. That's because of the walls.
They are too thin.

355
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:48,969
- Make yourself at home.
- Thank you.

356
00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:05,551
Look at this teak.
I mean this whole apartment.

357
00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:08,294
Sort of '60s style.

358
00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:11,358
Yeah. I know.
I've been meaning to redo that for years.

359
00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:14,530
No, I love it. I mean, it's very hip.

360
00:24:15,908 --> 00:24:18,206
I think you have done the place beautifully.

361
00:24:18,277 --> 00:24:20,507
I like it. It's home.

362
00:24:20,613 --> 00:24:23,515
You know, it's a side of you
I never would have expected.

363
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,141
I'm very impressed.

364
00:24:25,218 --> 00:24:26,845
- Are you?
- Yeah.

365
00:24:27,954 --> 00:24:29,319
About what?

366
00:24:29,723 --> 00:24:32,522
This apartment has got to be expensive.

367
00:24:32,593 --> 00:24:36,962
So obviously you could have taken me
to some flash restaurant instead of that...

368
00:24:37,999 --> 00:24:40,525
Is "dump" the word you are groping for?

369
00:24:41,036 --> 00:24:43,129
You didn't like Hymie's Hunan?

370
00:24:43,705 --> 00:24:46,833
- It's a four-star dive.
- It was great. I loved it.

371
00:24:46,909 --> 00:24:50,277
It's just that some men
would try to impress women by...

372
00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:52,473
pretending to be something they are not.

373
00:24:52,549 --> 00:24:56,042
I absolutely agree. That's a terrible way
to begin a relationship.

374
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,884
Pretending to be something you are not.

375
00:24:58,989 --> 00:25:00,251
Oh, God.

376
00:25:00,491 --> 00:25:03,460
You don't have to answer this
if you don't want to...

377
00:25:03,527 --> 00:25:06,224
but how do you afford a place like this?

378
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,628
I don't like to brag.

379
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,966
I just feel uncomfortable
showing off my money...

380
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:18,204
but I've made some wise investments.
I dabble in the stock market.

381
00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:22,575
And of course my parents
were rather well off.

382
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:24,946
Do you want to sit?

383
00:25:28,022 --> 00:25:29,649
They passed away?

384
00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:31,783
Yes.

385
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,985
They must have been young.

386
00:25:34,796 --> 00:25:36,059
Oh, yeah.

387
00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:41,428
I feel I can trust you.

388
00:25:43,439 --> 00:25:45,670
They were in a train accident.

389
00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:48,343
Yeah, I mean I don't know
what it was with trains...

390
00:25:48,411 --> 00:25:52,006
but they just always liked to travel in trains.

391
00:25:53,017 --> 00:25:54,382
I am sorry.

392
00:25:55,419 --> 00:25:57,614
- How awful for you.
- Yeah.

393
00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:04,154
You know, I always thought trains
were so much safer than planes.

394
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:08,096
Well, actually, a plane...

395
00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:10,999
fell on the train.

396
00:26:36,866 --> 00:26:38,390
- Richard.
- Gwen.

397
00:26:40,871 --> 00:26:44,705
There's a man in his underwear
in your kitchen.

398
00:26:45,642 --> 00:26:47,542
He's... He's with me.

399
00:26:50,548 --> 00:26:52,846
He's my butler. But...

400
00:26:53,451 --> 00:26:56,045
- You have a butler?
- Yeah. Don't get him started.

401
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,454
He'll just go away if you just be quiet.

402
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,569
Sorry. I didn't realize you had company.

403
00:27:13,641 --> 00:27:15,336
Good evening, young lady.

404
00:27:15,409 --> 00:27:17,434
That's all right, Monroe.

405
00:27:20,147 --> 00:27:24,744
Yes, will you, please, just go lay out
my navy blue suit for the morning?

406
00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:25,878
Please.

407
00:27:25,954 --> 00:27:28,320
- How about if I lay you out?
- Very well.

408
00:27:33,262 --> 00:27:36,698
- You let your butler talk to you like that?
- Well, he is a vet.

409
00:27:36,766 --> 00:27:39,031
He has got a steel plate in his head.

410
00:27:40,971 --> 00:27:43,303
Gwen, it's not what you think.

411
00:27:43,807 --> 00:27:45,503
Goodbye, Richard.

412
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,664
I'll grab the bow line.

413
00:28:13,741 --> 00:28:16,835
- Hey, Skeet. How are you doing?
- Hey, Mr. Lomax.

414
00:28:16,911 --> 00:28:19,779
Here you go, my friend.
Buy yourself a girlfriend.

415
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,682
Where have you been, Candy?

416
00:28:26,656 --> 00:28:29,625
- Hey, Bernie. How about a drink?
- A little bit later.

417
00:28:32,829 --> 00:28:36,163
- Yo, Bernie. The cocktail flag is up.
- A little bit later.

418
00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:38,997
Booze and women.
That is my lifestyle and I love it!

419
00:28:39,070 --> 00:28:40,367
And I!

420
00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:19,777
- George, how are you?
- Nice to see you, Mr. Lomax.

421
00:29:23,086 --> 00:29:25,281
What are you doing here?
I fired you last week.

422
00:29:25,355 --> 00:29:26,913
- I just want my $90, okay?
- Bullshit!

423
00:29:26,990 --> 00:29:29,356
You drank my liquor
and the toilets still don't work.

424
00:29:29,426 --> 00:29:31,258
I don't want to see you.

425
00:29:31,529 --> 00:29:32,894
Get out of here!

426
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:35,930
You come back again,
I am going to call the cops!

427
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,763
You son of a bitch.

428
00:29:43,709 --> 00:29:47,578
- I am sorry. I think she needs a little B-12.
- Whatever.

429
00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:50,480
<i>This is Bernie. Leave a message,
I'll get right back to you.</i>

430
00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:52,541
- Goodbye, Mr. Lomax.
- Bye.

431
00:29:52,619 --> 00:29:54,177
Hello?

432
00:29:54,687 --> 00:29:57,953
Hey, Lomax. It's Paulie.
I just got to the island.

433
00:29:58,325 --> 00:29:59,383
You are early.

434
00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:01,826
Those schmucks are not coming
until the 6:00 ferry...

435
00:30:01,896 --> 00:30:04,388
- and I still have to plant the note.
- Yeah.

436
00:30:04,499 --> 00:30:05,761
So where is your house?

437
00:30:05,834 --> 00:30:07,893
It's on the point, top of the dune.

438
00:30:07,969 --> 00:30:10,802
Look, Paulie,
don't kill them while I am around.

439
00:30:10,872 --> 00:30:12,966
Bernie, we are on a phone here.

440
00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:14,839
Right. You are right. Okay, I am sorry.

441
00:30:14,911 --> 00:30:18,210
The point is, I just want to be
back in New York with an alibi, okay?

442
00:30:18,281 --> 00:30:20,307
Yeah. Don't worry about it.

443
00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:32,886
Oh, God!

444
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,359
Rich. It is leaving. Come on!

445
00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,903
I told you we should've taken
a taxi from the station.

446
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:41,906
- There's another boat in a half hour.
- We'll miss the parties.

447
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,943
We got it. Excuse me.

448
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,308
- Sorry.
- Coming through.

449
00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:49,837
Don't be ridiculous! What are you doing?
We are not jumping on this boat!

450
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,281
- Do you hear me?
- Here we go!

451
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:54,412
Listen to me, Larry, we are not
jumping on this boat!

452
00:30:54,488 --> 00:30:56,854
- Jesus Christ! My elbow!
- Piece of cake!

453
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,785
Thanks, pal.

454
00:31:03,498 --> 00:31:06,797
This ferry isn't leaving. It's docking.

455
00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:10,230
- Okay. We're early.
- You schmuck.

456
00:31:28,994 --> 00:31:31,554
- What is your name?
- What is your name?

457
00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:33,757
- Larry.
- Hi, Larry. I am Michelle.

458
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,331
Come on! Lighten up there, Rich!
We are on our way!

459
00:31:37,403 --> 00:31:41,101
I am so depressed.
I made a fool out of myself last night.

460
00:31:41,174 --> 00:31:42,266
Of course you did.

461
00:31:42,342 --> 00:31:44,833
- I should've stayed home.
- What are you talking about?

462
00:31:44,911 --> 00:31:48,473
We've been summoned to the mountain top.
This is good for your career.

463
00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:52,485
You know, by the time this weekend is over,
I promise you won't even remember...

464
00:31:52,553 --> 00:31:55,579
what's- her-name's name.
I'll get you a drink. Come on.

465
00:31:55,690 --> 00:31:57,784
Look, I'll see you later.

466
00:31:57,893 --> 00:32:00,361
Goodbye, young man. Nice talking to you.

467
00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,942
That is good. This is very good.

468
00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:24,518
- I did not hear you come in.
- I know.

469
00:32:25,357 --> 00:32:26,722
I am real good at that.

470
00:32:26,792 --> 00:32:29,387
- I told you the guys aren't here yet, didn't I?
- You did.

471
00:32:29,462 --> 00:32:31,225
- Good.
- Quite a shack you have here.

472
00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:32,730
It's home.

473
00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:35,660
Can I have a cigarette?

474
00:32:37,504 --> 00:32:38,596
Cigarette.

475
00:32:40,841 --> 00:32:42,001
Sure.

476
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:48,275
What was...

477
00:32:57,927 --> 00:32:59,952
Quite a ride, huh, Bern?

478
00:33:23,789 --> 00:33:25,951
Glorious day out, or what?

479
00:33:26,025 --> 00:33:27,492
Where's Bernie?

480
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,826
I got it right here. It says it's the last house
on the point, top of the dune.

481
00:33:32,932 --> 00:33:36,494
Pardon me, Monsignor, sir, could you
tell me where the top of the dune is?

482
00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:40,097
- Bless you, my son.
- Thank you, Father.

483
00:33:40,408 --> 00:33:42,570
Look, we'll find it. Okay.

484
00:33:43,245 --> 00:33:46,043
- You know, it's an island, right?
- How hard can it be?

485
00:33:47,382 --> 00:33:49,476
Excuse me. Is this the way to...

486
00:34:04,635 --> 00:34:07,901
- Yo, is this Bernie Lomax's house?
- Sure is.

487
00:34:08,406 --> 00:34:09,566
Wow.

488
00:34:09,641 --> 00:34:12,405
Holy shit. Look at this.

489
00:34:13,979 --> 00:34:15,469
Come on, Rich.

490
00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:19,707
Oh, beautiful.

491
00:34:19,819 --> 00:34:22,015
Oh, my God. He has got a pool.

492
00:34:22,255 --> 00:34:25,247
He has got a goddamn pool at the beach.
It's heated.

493
00:34:25,325 --> 00:34:26,656
I love this man.

494
00:34:27,594 --> 00:34:30,325
This is inspiring. Look at this view.

495
00:34:30,498 --> 00:34:33,729
- I am getting laid.
- Sure beats Coney Island.

496
00:34:39,775 --> 00:34:41,970
What? Should we just walk in?

497
00:34:43,345 --> 00:34:47,578
No, we'll stand out here all weekend.
Come on, we are houseguests.

498
00:34:49,219 --> 00:34:51,585
Hello! Bernie, we are here.

499
00:34:52,121 --> 00:34:53,349
Amazing.

500
00:34:57,127 --> 00:34:58,458
I am home.

501
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:00,894
Excellent.

502
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:05,827
- Admit it. You are glad you came.
- Okay, I admit it.

503
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:10,107
- We got three days of this ahead of us.
- Oh, yeah. This is something.

504
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:14,510
I mean a place like this must go for what,
a $1.6 million, $1.7 million. Unfurnished.

505
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:17,708
- Good God! That's a Lichtenstein!
- What? Where?

506
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,150
Not the piano. The painting. It's an original.

507
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,847
Of course it is.

508
00:35:21,922 --> 00:35:25,153
All of this could be yours,
if you set your goals and work hard.

509
00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:28,525
My old man worked hard.
All they did was give him more work.

510
00:35:31,332 --> 00:35:33,129
Hey, is Bernie around?

511
00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:37,437
Hello. No, haven't seen him.
But we just got here.

512
00:35:37,506 --> 00:35:39,997
We're going to be here all weekend.
We are houseguests.

513
00:35:40,075 --> 00:35:42,373
Tell him Tawny borrowed his boat
to go skiing.

514
00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:44,310
Hi, Tawny. I am horny.

515
00:35:44,381 --> 00:35:48,579
- Hi. Look, don't forget to tell Bernie, okay?
- Okay.

516
00:35:48,785 --> 00:35:52,381
Tawny, you wouldn't happen to know
where Bernie is, would you?

517
00:35:52,456 --> 00:35:53,821
He's probably making the rounds.

518
00:35:53,891 --> 00:35:57,827
Everybody parties from house to house,
but they always end up here. Bye!

519
00:35:58,462 --> 00:36:02,263
- And you didn't want to come.
- I admit it, I was wrong.

520
00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:07,129
Oh, my God.

521
00:36:08,107 --> 00:36:12,567
Nothing but champagne and caviar.
Pierre Jouët.

522
00:36:12,645 --> 00:36:14,408
This guy is my idol.

523
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,312
- Don't open that.
- Why not?

524
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,476
We are houseguests, come on.
You want some?

525
00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:21,544
No, thanks. This is strange.
Where's our host?

526
00:36:22,089 --> 00:36:24,752
You heard Tawny. He's out partying.
Come on.

527
00:36:24,826 --> 00:36:27,488
Let's check out the rest of this joint.

528
00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:29,155
This is fabulous.

529
00:36:34,737 --> 00:36:37,672
I found him. Mr. Lomax.

530
00:36:37,974 --> 00:36:39,704
Bernie! How are you doing? Great place.

531
00:36:39,776 --> 00:36:43,268
I hope you don't mind, but we just
walked in. We didn't know that you...

532
00:36:43,347 --> 00:36:44,541
Bernie?

533
00:36:45,482 --> 00:36:46,881
He's sleeping.

534
00:36:49,621 --> 00:36:50,849
Yeah.

535
00:36:52,924 --> 00:36:55,256
It's not even dark out
and he's out of his skull.

536
00:36:55,326 --> 00:36:57,795
He's been working awfully hard, you know.

537
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:03,126
Don't slap him. That's your boss.

538
00:37:03,837 --> 00:37:06,237
I know. He's meditating.

539
00:37:06,339 --> 00:37:09,308
He's not. He's like dead, man.
Come on, let's walk him around.

540
00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:11,207
We'll get the blood circulating.

541
00:37:11,277 --> 00:37:13,337
There we go. Okay, this way.

542
00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:16,114
Here we go.

543
00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:19,551
That's it. Move those feet, Bernie.
That's a boy.

544
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,748
- Here you go.
- Get him up.

545
00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,855
Carry your weight, here, Richard.

546
00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,187
Come on, Bernie.

547
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:27,751
- Move those feet.
- He's giving me a hernia.

548
00:37:28,231 --> 00:37:31,257
I am losing him. Put him on the couch.

549
00:37:37,408 --> 00:37:40,866
- We can't just leave him like this, you know.
- Come on, Bernie.

550
00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:47,780
Get your hand off me, Bernie.

551
00:37:50,455 --> 00:37:52,219
I'll make the coffee.

552
00:37:59,265 --> 00:38:03,134
Don't you worry, Mr. Lomax, we'll make
you some coffee, fix you right up.

553
00:38:05,706 --> 00:38:08,197
Tell you what, let's just make you
a little more comfy.

554
00:38:08,275 --> 00:38:10,403
That is better. There you go.

555
00:38:10,845 --> 00:38:14,281
You are dropping things
right out of your pocket here.

556
00:38:20,823 --> 00:38:23,257
You want to come in here for a minute?

557
00:38:23,325 --> 00:38:25,954
- Yeah, look, Rich, is instant okay?
- That's fine.

558
00:38:26,029 --> 00:38:28,657
- Good. What?
- Look what I found in his pocket.

559
00:38:31,701 --> 00:38:32,964
Wow.

560
00:38:33,904 --> 00:38:35,064
Jesus.

561
00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:38,470
I never knew he was into the drug scene.

562
00:38:39,777 --> 00:38:41,575
God. Look how much is here.

563
00:38:41,646 --> 00:38:44,615
This is not recreational. This is a career.

564
00:38:45,016 --> 00:38:46,881
This man needs some help. You know that?

565
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:49,183
If he's not careful,
he's going to wake up dead.

566
00:38:49,255 --> 00:38:52,156
<i>I watch 20/20. I know the statistics.</i>

567
00:38:52,859 --> 00:38:54,053
I read.

568
00:38:56,095 --> 00:38:58,428
- What?
- Larry, Lomax is dead.

569
00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:07,501
He can't be.

570
00:39:20,256 --> 00:39:22,987
Why do these things always happen to me?

571
00:39:26,062 --> 00:39:30,227
What kind of a host invites you to his house
for the weekend and dies on you?

572
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:34,802
Why would he do this?
I mean, he had everything.

573
00:39:35,273 --> 00:39:37,902
A house. Cars. Women.

574
00:39:39,011 --> 00:39:40,535
This is tragic.

575
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:45,650
I don't understand why he couldn't wait
until Monday to kill himself.

576
00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:49,511
Look. We have to call the police.

577
00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:53,784
And how am I going to get back to the city?
He promised me a ride.

578
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:58,157
Knock it off, Larry. Who cares about a ride?
We are talking death here.

579
00:39:59,967 --> 00:40:01,765
I mean this is just my luck.

580
00:40:02,237 --> 00:40:04,137
I finally catch a break at the office...

581
00:40:04,206 --> 00:40:07,334
finally see some light
at the end of the tunnel and wham! Gone!

582
00:40:07,409 --> 00:40:10,402
Wait a minute. What am I going to tell them?

583
00:40:10,513 --> 00:40:12,777
They might think
we had something to do with it.

584
00:40:12,849 --> 00:40:15,875
I told everyone we were going
to Bernie's house for the weekend.

585
00:40:15,952 --> 00:40:18,353
They were so jealous. I mean, I loved it.

586
00:40:19,156 --> 00:40:22,353
- Now what am I going to tell them?
- I don't know.

587
00:40:25,762 --> 00:40:27,788
Bernie, you should have been on the court.

588
00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,498
- What a great day.
- Do you see him?

589
00:40:30,568 --> 00:40:31,796
Where are you?

590
00:40:39,144 --> 00:40:43,377
Bernie, baby, get off your ass.
It's party time!

591
00:40:44,117 --> 00:40:46,551
You should have been out there
sailing with us today.

592
00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:49,646
The sun was fabulous, the wind was
fabulous, we had a great time.

593
00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:51,419
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

594
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:54,960
Love you, darling, just love you.
You know, you could use a little sun.

595
00:40:55,029 --> 00:40:57,088
We are going again tomorrow
if you want to go.

596
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,896
Lie on the deck, catch those rays.
Don't worry. I'll help myself.

597
00:41:02,804 --> 00:41:04,135
He's dead.

598
00:41:05,307 --> 00:41:07,606
That's the idea, isn't it? Cheers.

599
00:41:08,945 --> 00:41:10,207
Hi, Bern!

600
00:41:11,014 --> 00:41:12,413
Hey, Bernie.

601
00:41:18,222 --> 00:41:19,348
Hi, Bernie.

602
00:41:21,225 --> 00:41:23,490
Hey, dude. You need to pump some iron.

603
00:41:26,064 --> 00:41:27,759
So, Bernie. What about your Porsche?

604
00:41:27,832 --> 00:41:29,493
Had a chance to think about my offer?

605
00:41:29,567 --> 00:41:33,265
You know, $30,000 is a more than
decent price for that car.

606
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,409
You just think about it, take your time,
don't rush into anything. See you later.

607
00:41:43,684 --> 00:41:44,708
Excuse me.

608
00:41:44,785 --> 00:41:45,911
You promised me a review...

609
00:41:45,986 --> 00:41:48,251
<i>on the front page
of the Sunday Times book section.</i>

610
00:41:48,323 --> 00:41:50,052
I know, Alice, but he won't bend on it.

611
00:41:50,124 --> 00:41:52,456
He says there's no interest
in the subject matter.

612
00:41:52,527 --> 00:41:54,620
Pardon me. What's the book about?

613
00:41:54,696 --> 00:41:57,757
Whether Sherlock Holmes
and Dr. Watson were secretly married.

614
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,801
- Eyes, nose, and breasts.
- How much?

615
00:41:59,868 --> 00:42:02,632
A little tuck here, little sand there,
a little lift there.

616
00:42:02,705 --> 00:42:03,968
Do I need that much?

617
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,804
These people.
Where did all these people come from?

618
00:42:06,876 --> 00:42:09,242
Floating party. Happens every weekend.

619
00:42:09,379 --> 00:42:11,405
- Like a drink?
- No, thanks.

620
00:42:11,549 --> 00:42:13,847
Yeah, I'd love some champagne, thanks.

621
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:16,419
Hey, Bernie. What a radical party.

622
00:42:17,188 --> 00:42:19,885
Got to move your workout
to late tomorrow afternoon, B.

623
00:42:19,958 --> 00:42:24,122
Liza's maid is over for the weekend,
and I had to give her your regular time.

624
00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:26,926
Thanks, Klaus. I got it.

625
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,531
See you, Bern.

626
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,937
Feels good, eh, Bern? You are really loose.

627
00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:37,201
Never seen you this relaxed before.
Keep it up.

628
00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:39,074
I've got to go. Duty calls.

629
00:42:40,147 --> 00:42:41,910
Hey, babe.

630
00:42:41,982 --> 00:42:45,248
Hi, Bernie. I hear you got something for me.

631
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,147
A little present.

632
00:42:48,723 --> 00:42:50,623
Playing games, are we?

633
00:42:51,259 --> 00:42:53,820
It's got to be in here somewhere.

634
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,525
I think I found something.

635
00:42:59,135 --> 00:43:00,933
Thanks a lot, Bernie.

636
00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:08,171
Doesn't anyone realize he's dead?

637
00:43:10,748 --> 00:43:12,773
Okay, Bernie, I'm going to shoot the wad.

638
00:43:12,850 --> 00:43:16,184
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I am going to go $40,000.

639
00:43:16,855 --> 00:43:18,948
No? You'll be begging me.

640
00:43:21,126 --> 00:43:22,889
We have to call the police.

641
00:43:24,564 --> 00:43:25,724
Here.

642
00:43:26,866 --> 00:43:29,232
- Some of the biggest producers.
- Yeah?

643
00:43:39,213 --> 00:43:41,546
Hello, is this the police? Yes...

644
00:43:41,616 --> 00:43:43,777
I got an idea.

645
00:43:43,885 --> 00:43:46,718
I know it's going to sound funny,
but just hear me out.

646
00:43:46,788 --> 00:43:49,758
No, why is the hair on the back of
my neck starting to stand up?

647
00:43:49,826 --> 00:43:52,351
Okay, now, we could call the police,
we could do that...

648
00:43:52,428 --> 00:43:54,658
but you know where we'd be
spending our weekend...

649
00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:59,225
in some hot police station answering
questions we don't know the answers to.

650
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:02,602
Now, obviously Bernie felt
he owed us something here...

651
00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:06,007
some small little favor for discovering
those mistakes at the company.

652
00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:09,376
That's why he invited us out here
for the weekend in the first place.

653
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:12,781
It'd be almost disrespectful
not to grant him his final wish.

654
00:44:12,852 --> 00:44:17,312
All I am saying is,
why don't we just pretend he didn't die?

655
00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:21,617
Just for a bit?

656
00:44:27,901 --> 00:44:30,268
I don't believe I am hearing this.

657
00:44:30,338 --> 00:44:33,569
I loved that man. He loved me.

658
00:44:33,808 --> 00:44:35,571
I know he loved you.

659
00:44:36,344 --> 00:44:38,074
He'd want this.

660
00:44:38,747 --> 00:44:43,013
I mean he would really want this.

661
00:44:44,954 --> 00:44:48,048
Yes, Operator, can you get me
the police, please? Thank you.

662
00:44:48,124 --> 00:44:50,752
Incidentally,
you're a disgusting human being.

663
00:44:52,495 --> 00:44:53,622
Gwen.

664
00:44:57,801 --> 00:45:00,201
- Well, hello, Gwen.
- Wayne. Hi.

665
00:45:01,473 --> 00:45:03,634
<i>Hampton Bay Police Department.</i>

666
00:45:04,276 --> 00:45:05,800
<i>Hello?</i>

667
00:45:07,078 --> 00:45:08,477
It's amazing.

668
00:45:10,449 --> 00:45:13,350
<i>- Hello. Police department.
- I'll call the police.</i>

669
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:16,877
No, you know, you were right.
Bernie would have wanted it this way.

670
00:45:16,956 --> 00:45:19,050
No, I think we should call the police.

671
00:45:19,126 --> 00:45:21,890
Larry, just give me 10 minutes, okay?

672
00:45:23,330 --> 00:45:24,456
Take 20.

673
00:45:25,767 --> 00:45:27,564
- Hi.
- Hi, Freda.

674
00:45:27,635 --> 00:45:29,159
Darling, you look wonderful.

675
00:45:30,538 --> 00:45:32,301
$45,000.

676
00:45:32,540 --> 00:45:35,704
Plus free tennis lessons.
That's it, take it or leave it.

677
00:45:39,515 --> 00:45:42,076
Is this guy a tough negotiator or what?

678
00:45:43,386 --> 00:45:45,286
Keep the piece of shit.

679
00:45:50,061 --> 00:45:51,426
What a bash.

680
00:45:53,564 --> 00:45:56,658
You animal. You are insatiable.

681
00:45:56,968 --> 00:45:59,096
You slay me, Bernie.

682
00:45:59,171 --> 00:46:03,039
- I've got to talk to you.
- Bernie is a little wasted right now.

683
00:46:03,108 --> 00:46:05,542
Hi. Wait. Okay.

684
00:46:05,612 --> 00:46:08,240
I can't blame you if you
never want to speak to me again.

685
00:46:08,314 --> 00:46:10,839
If I were you, I wouldn't want
to speak to me, either.

686
00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:15,184
But I just want to tell you I am sorry
for being such a jerk last night.

687
00:46:15,256 --> 00:46:18,783
I don't know what got into me.
I hope you can forgive me.

688
00:46:22,897 --> 00:46:27,334
It was kind of funny, seeing your father
in his underwear and everything.

689
00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:32,735
- So you do forgive me?
- No, but it was kind of funny.

690
00:46:33,309 --> 00:46:35,903
I'll never lie again. Honest.

691
00:46:39,182 --> 00:46:40,843
So what are you doing here?

692
00:46:40,917 --> 00:46:44,614
Mr. Lomax invited me and my friend Larry
for the weekend.

693
00:46:44,855 --> 00:46:48,019
- Moving up in the company?
- Yeah.

694
00:46:49,494 --> 00:46:52,588
I saw this great play. Yeah, it's called...

695
00:46:54,366 --> 00:46:56,834
You are on your own for a minute here.

696
00:46:57,202 --> 00:46:59,636
Great writer.

697
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,840
Well, hello.

698
00:47:06,446 --> 00:47:07,811
I'm Larry.

699
00:47:08,448 --> 00:47:10,040
Fuck off, Larry.

700
00:47:11,585 --> 00:47:12,813
Okay.

701
00:47:14,355 --> 00:47:16,414
By the way, how's your aunt?

702
00:47:16,624 --> 00:47:18,388
- Who?
- Your aunt?

703
00:47:19,094 --> 00:47:21,756
- She passed away.
- I'm sorry.

704
00:47:21,830 --> 00:47:23,024
It's all right.

705
00:47:23,098 --> 00:47:26,158
Didn't you say you'd be spending
this weekend with your parents?

706
00:47:26,234 --> 00:47:29,261
- Yes, I did. I am. They have a house here.
- Great.

707
00:47:31,741 --> 00:47:34,335
There's Bernie. I wanted to thank him
for my summer job.

708
00:47:34,410 --> 00:47:36,140
I'll be right back.

709
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,640
No!

710
00:47:41,518 --> 00:47:42,645
What?

711
00:47:43,788 --> 00:47:45,016
Nothing.

712
00:47:52,498 --> 00:47:54,625
Go see Bernie about it. Go see Bernie.

713
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:57,794
- Gwen, darling, how are you?
- Fine, thank you.

714
00:47:58,003 --> 00:48:01,963
Have I ever told you
I never liked the name Gwen on you?

715
00:48:02,409 --> 00:48:04,775
To me you'll always be Vanessa.

716
00:48:05,479 --> 00:48:08,540
Her father and I,
we went to Harvard together.

717
00:48:08,850 --> 00:48:11,444
You are probably right. Oh, Bernie.

718
00:48:11,652 --> 00:48:13,677
Here we go, sugar, move it over!
Okay, baby?

719
00:48:13,755 --> 00:48:14,813
Asshole!

720
00:48:14,889 --> 00:48:18,382
- I don't understand why we've to move him.
- Don't ask. Just move him.

721
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:19,688
Here we go. Ready?

722
00:48:19,762 --> 00:48:23,665
- I can't believe I'm touching a dead body.
- He was your boss. Come on, let's go.

723
00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:29,302
- What a kidder.
- Bernie, you had a little too much.

724
00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:32,001
Come on, you had too much again,
you big knucklehead.

725
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,737
Come on, let's go.

726
00:48:33,811 --> 00:48:35,369
Come on. He is crazy.

727
00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:37,243
Here we go. Walk it off, big guy.

728
00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:38,679
Nice outfit.

729
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:42,686
Look even nicer
crumpled up on my floor in the morning.

730
00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:47,116
Polyester doesn't crumple.

731
00:48:50,363 --> 00:48:52,923
- Here we go. That's it, Bernie.
- Hi, Bernie.

732
00:48:53,699 --> 00:48:55,895
- Just like last week, huh?
- Come on.

733
00:48:58,839 --> 00:49:01,307
All right. Okay.

734
00:49:01,575 --> 00:49:05,535
Look me in the eye. $50,000.

735
00:49:05,613 --> 00:49:09,310
Yes! I knew it! Thank you, Bernie!

736
00:49:09,384 --> 00:49:12,513
Thank you so much. This guy is like family.

737
00:49:12,588 --> 00:49:13,987
You are beautiful!

738
00:49:14,557 --> 00:49:17,048
Grab him. Larry.

739
00:49:19,128 --> 00:49:21,256
- Jesus.
- Oh, God.

740
00:49:21,932 --> 00:49:25,424
- Hi, boys. Great view.
- Hello, there. How are you?

741
00:49:28,506 --> 00:49:30,201
I give it an 8.3.

742
00:49:31,909 --> 00:49:34,275
We can't just leave him there, you know.

743
00:49:44,123 --> 00:49:48,560
<i>Girl. Beach. Sand. Surf. Moonlight.
Did you ever see Here to Eternity?</i>

744
00:49:54,301 --> 00:49:56,394
You are right. We better get him.

745
00:49:57,071 --> 00:50:00,337
- Thirty minutes. Then we call the cops.
- Not a second more.

746
00:50:04,179 --> 00:50:05,271
Ladies, how are you?

747
00:50:16,087 --> 00:50:16,581
Hi.

748
00:50:16,616 --> 00:50:17,076
Hi.

749
00:50:26,331 --> 00:50:28,561
Are we allowed to talk or anything?

750
00:50:34,706 --> 00:50:36,936
Why did you leave the party?

751
00:50:37,008 --> 00:50:40,273
I just don't feel comfortable
with most of those people.

752
00:50:40,345 --> 00:50:45,146
I don't really know any of those people.
I just know, knew, know Bernie.

753
00:50:45,783 --> 00:50:48,581
Besides, I figure
I can thank Bernie tomorrow.

754
00:50:48,653 --> 00:50:50,382
When there's more privacy.

755
00:50:51,856 --> 00:50:55,223
- Where are we going?
- There's a beautiful view from up there.

756
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:57,285
Great.

757
00:51:05,404 --> 00:51:07,599
Ever been in a lighthouse before?

758
00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:10,540
No, this is my first time. This is great.

759
00:51:11,010 --> 00:51:15,140
Does anybody live up there?
A lighthouse keeper or someone?

760
00:51:15,214 --> 00:51:17,774
No, It's all automated now. Come on.

761
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:23,611
That takes some of the romance out of it.

762
00:51:25,157 --> 00:51:26,317
Does it?

763
00:51:46,211 --> 00:51:47,735
- You all right?
- Yeah.

764
00:51:53,686 --> 00:51:56,086
You're right. This is beautiful.

765
00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:00,716
My God.
You can see the whole island from up here.

766
00:52:05,097 --> 00:52:07,088
I've always wondered
how these things work.

767
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,531
Richard, don't.

768
00:52:09,268 --> 00:52:11,634
- I can't see.
- Watch out for the trap...

769
00:52:13,472 --> 00:52:14,496
door.

770
00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:21,240
Oh, my God.

771
00:52:29,155 --> 00:52:30,884
- That one works.
- Richard.

772
00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:33,754
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

773
00:52:33,827 --> 00:52:35,954
- Are you sure?
- I fell down a couple of stairs.

774
00:52:36,029 --> 00:52:37,860
- Anything broken?
- Nothing's broken.

775
00:52:37,931 --> 00:52:40,729
- Are you sure?
- A little pain, but I'm all right.

776
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,893
- I'm fine. How are you?
- I'm good.

777
00:52:43,269 --> 00:52:44,793
Here. Hold on.

778
00:52:44,871 --> 00:52:46,998
The good news is, I can see again.

779
00:52:53,913 --> 00:52:56,473
- I'm so sorry, Richard.
- No, it's okay, really.

780
00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:58,414
I've always wanted a limp.

781
00:52:59,052 --> 00:53:01,111
I must thank you.
This has been a great date.

782
00:53:01,187 --> 00:53:03,314
I hope my major medical covers it.

783
00:53:03,823 --> 00:53:04,847
What?

784
00:53:05,792 --> 00:53:09,353
I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh...

785
00:53:09,829 --> 00:53:13,458
but the look on your face
when you fell through the trapdoor.

786
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:15,691
I think I've got a cracked rib.

787
00:53:15,769 --> 00:53:18,567
- Do you want to sit down?
- No.

788
00:53:18,638 --> 00:53:22,472
No, I better not. The way things are going,
I'm gonna break my ass.

789
00:53:22,876 --> 00:53:24,468
You'll be okay.

790
00:53:52,672 --> 00:53:55,607
I've had a crush on you
since the first day I saw you at work.

791
00:53:55,675 --> 00:53:57,143
I'm crazy about you.

792
00:54:00,581 --> 00:54:02,014
This is so right.

793
00:54:04,085 --> 00:54:07,248
Oh, my God. This can't be happening to me.

794
00:54:07,354 --> 00:54:11,085
It's happening to both of us.
You're right. It's so right.

795
00:54:11,158 --> 00:54:13,854
No. This isn't right, it's all wrong.
Not here in the sand.

796
00:54:13,928 --> 00:54:15,395
- What?
- You deserve more than this.

797
00:54:15,463 --> 00:54:18,193
You need music, flowers, candles.
You need...

798
00:54:22,803 --> 00:54:24,794
You need to get out of here.

799
00:54:24,872 --> 00:54:27,807
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm serious. You could catch a cold.

800
00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:29,866
- Where do you live?
- Dune Walk.

801
00:54:48,028 --> 00:54:49,518
Are you dead, too?

802
00:54:50,664 --> 00:54:52,427
Mister? Hello?

803
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,298
Oh, Jesus. What is it with this place?

804
00:54:58,038 --> 00:55:00,336
How are you? Party's over.
You have to go home now.

805
00:55:00,407 --> 00:55:02,136
- Where's Bernie?
- He's swimming.

806
00:55:02,209 --> 00:55:04,905
I had a wonderful time.
I'm sorry I had to leave so early.

807
00:55:04,979 --> 00:55:07,504
Have fun. See you at the next one. Larry!

808
00:55:17,424 --> 00:55:19,119
Larry, are you in there?

809
00:55:19,260 --> 00:55:22,127
- Come on out, Lar. Right now.
- Go away.

810
00:55:22,196 --> 00:55:23,788
I need to talk to you.

811
00:55:26,234 --> 00:55:28,259
Can you just give me 30 seconds?

812
00:55:29,304 --> 00:55:31,499
Bernie is waiting for us.

813
00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:37,072
- Look, Bernie isn't going anywhere, okay?
- I need you, Lar.

814
00:55:37,345 --> 00:55:38,539
Bernie, he needs you, too.

815
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:39,669
Unbelievable.

816
00:55:40,782 --> 00:55:44,047
How am I supposed to know
that the tide is gonna come up that high?

817
00:55:44,119 --> 00:55:46,053
I don't want to talk about it.

818
00:55:46,121 --> 00:55:48,681
I don't understand why this is becoming
all my fault.

819
00:55:49,724 --> 00:55:52,420
- Did you invite somebody over?
- Of course not.

820
00:55:52,494 --> 00:55:53,586
Somebody's here.

821
00:55:53,662 --> 00:55:56,426
Let's just shove him in the bedroom,
we'll say he's sleeping.

822
00:55:56,998 --> 00:55:59,523
Bernie, you cheat.

823
00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:01,062
Two-timer.

824
00:56:08,510 --> 00:56:09,909
Bernie, open up.

825
00:56:12,981 --> 00:56:14,539
Darn you, Bernie.

826
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,808
Don't do this to me.

827
00:56:21,790 --> 00:56:24,452
Where the hell are you, you son of a bitch?

828
00:56:24,593 --> 00:56:27,221
I got you now, you two-timing bastard.

829
00:56:29,798 --> 00:56:32,665
Who the hell are you? Where's Bernie?

830
00:56:33,201 --> 00:56:35,260
We're Bernie's houseguests. Who are you?

831
00:56:35,337 --> 00:56:36,668
I'm his woman.

832
00:56:37,672 --> 00:56:41,164
And I'll kill him if he's cheating on me.
Now, where the hell is he?

833
00:56:41,243 --> 00:56:43,734
And don't try to cover up for him, either.

834
00:56:44,279 --> 00:56:46,611
- He's not here.
- Haven't seen him.

835
00:56:46,681 --> 00:56:48,239
I don't believe you.

836
00:56:49,451 --> 00:56:51,646
I'm gonna tear this place apart.

837
00:56:57,927 --> 00:57:00,418
- That's his woman?
- I guess so.

838
00:57:11,507 --> 00:57:13,270
Where the hell is he?

839
00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:16,004
- He's in the bedroom.
- Is that so?

840
00:57:17,546 --> 00:57:19,013
He better be alone.

841
00:57:23,786 --> 00:57:25,117
God damn it.

842
00:57:25,187 --> 00:57:26,711
Fun while it lasted, huh?

843
00:57:26,789 --> 00:57:29,952
What difference does it make,
we might as well get this over with.

844
00:57:30,026 --> 00:57:33,223
This is good. She discovers the body,
she calls the police.

845
00:57:33,296 --> 00:57:35,230
Fix me a drink, will you?

846
00:57:35,865 --> 00:57:37,765
I hate it when they scream.

847
00:58:02,658 --> 00:58:04,091
Oh, no!

848
00:58:19,175 --> 00:58:23,272
What gives? She has been up there, what,

849
00:58:24,147 --> 00:58:25,739
I don't get it.

850
00:58:56,346 --> 00:58:58,109
Got a little scotch?

851
00:59:00,150 --> 00:59:01,242
Sure.

852
00:59:13,563 --> 00:59:17,294
- Did everything go okay up there?
- Never been better.

853
00:59:22,472 --> 00:59:23,564
Good.

854
00:59:34,084 --> 00:59:38,043
How do you like that?
The guy gets laid more dead than I do alive.

855
00:59:39,122 --> 00:59:40,680
No, she couldn't have.

856
00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:43,458
He couldn't have.

857
00:59:44,127 --> 00:59:46,425
I get yelled at when I just lay there.

858
01:00:10,922 --> 01:00:15,450
Vito, I'm telling you, Lomax is alive.
She was with him for at least half an hour...

859
01:00:15,827 --> 01:00:19,194
<i>- in the bedroom.
- What were they doing in the bedroom?</i>

860
01:00:19,263 --> 01:00:21,231
I'd rather not say.

861
01:00:21,299 --> 01:00:23,392
<i>What the hell happened to Paulie?</i>

862
01:00:23,468 --> 01:00:26,926
Yeah, maybe Paulie
is rustier than we thought, huh?

863
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:33,174
- What a night.
- Great, isn't it? It isn't over yet.

864
01:00:33,411 --> 01:00:36,471
It is for me. I'm dead. No offense, Bernie.

865
01:00:37,281 --> 01:00:39,146
I just gotta lie down for a minute.

866
01:00:39,217 --> 01:00:43,017
Suit yourself. Whatever you like.
I'm going on to find the next party.

867
01:00:43,488 --> 01:00:46,719
- Just wake me up when you get back.
- Okay, sure.

868
01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:49,225
- Whatever you like.
- Because I got to call the cops.

869
01:00:49,293 --> 01:00:52,421
- Of course you do. In the morning.
- I need a clear head.

870
01:00:52,830 --> 01:00:54,263
Good night, buddy.

871
01:00:54,899 --> 01:00:57,561
Don't forget. Wake me up.

872
01:01:07,211 --> 01:01:10,237
I made these a little sweeter this time.
Okay, Bernie?

873
01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:12,912
God, it's glorious out, huh?

874
01:01:14,485 --> 01:01:16,077
Here we go, my friend.

875
01:01:17,321 --> 01:01:18,812
This should do it.

876
01:01:20,926 --> 01:01:21,915
Okay.

877
01:01:22,327 --> 01:01:24,124
How did you deal with?

878
01:01:25,230 --> 01:01:28,199
Oriental? I think I own that one.

879
01:01:29,034 --> 01:01:30,365
With hotel.

880
01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:33,397
$550.

881
01:01:33,472 --> 01:01:35,633
Give me $600, we'll call it square.

882
01:01:35,707 --> 01:01:37,368
Hey, Bernie, Larry.

883
01:01:37,509 --> 01:01:40,069
Great party last night, Bernie.
Your best ever.

884
01:01:40,145 --> 01:01:42,511
Ladies. Hello. How are you today?

885
01:01:42,581 --> 01:01:43,605
- Great.
- Fine.

886
01:01:43,682 --> 01:01:47,083
- Are we doing it again today?
- Absolutely. You know we are.

887
01:01:47,152 --> 01:01:49,347
- Great. We'll see you later, guys.
- Bye-bye.

888
01:01:49,421 --> 01:01:51,685
Bye-bye, ladies. We'll see you later.

889
01:01:53,559 --> 01:01:55,254
Is this great or what?

890
01:01:56,528 --> 01:01:58,519
Okay, coming out. My turn.

891
01:01:58,830 --> 01:02:00,058
Shooter now.

892
01:02:00,632 --> 01:02:03,533
Yes! Free parking. $500 for me.

893
01:02:10,142 --> 01:02:11,234
Bastard!

894
01:02:16,949 --> 01:02:20,407
I own it. Okay, that is $24...

895
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:23,545
I own them all. $46, my friend. Call it $50.

896
01:02:23,855 --> 01:02:26,415
Thank you. My turn. Here we go.

897
01:02:26,491 --> 01:02:28,118
Lucky seven coming out.

898
01:02:28,293 --> 01:02:29,317
Shit.

899
01:02:30,195 --> 01:02:34,359
One more you get out of jail free.
All right. Fine. Your turn. I'll roll.

900
01:02:34,433 --> 01:02:36,060
Here we go. Coming out.

901
01:02:38,070 --> 01:02:39,435
Community Chest.

902
01:02:41,006 --> 01:02:43,167
Second prize in a beauty contest.

903
01:02:43,642 --> 01:02:46,578
- What are you doing?
- Playing Monopoly. You want to play?

904
01:02:46,646 --> 01:02:48,705
- No.
- Here we go.

905
01:02:49,482 --> 01:02:51,473
- How did he get down here?
- He walked.

906
01:02:51,551 --> 01:02:52,916
- He walked?
- Say good morning.

907
01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,621
Oh, God. You're just a sick man, Larry.

908
01:02:57,256 --> 01:03:00,384
- What time is it?
- It's 11:30.

909
01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:02,187


910
01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:05,558
You let me sleep till 11:30? I have...

911
01:03:06,899 --> 01:03:09,333
- When did you get a Rolex?
- Oh, this.

912
01:03:12,171 --> 01:03:14,901
- Good God!
- He didn't need it anymore.

913
01:03:15,341 --> 01:03:18,310
That's it. We're gonna go to jail.
They're gonna arrest us.

914
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:22,041
- I'm calling the cops.
- I wanted to call them yesterday, my friend.

915
01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:25,109
He's very upset. Richard, look.

916
01:03:25,418 --> 01:03:29,411
Let me just say one thing here.
There's no reason to get pissy about this.

917
01:03:32,258 --> 01:03:33,350
Hello.

918
01:03:35,361 --> 01:03:37,295
- Richard?
- It's for you.

919
01:03:38,264 --> 01:03:40,095
- Gwen.
- Hi.

920
01:03:41,134 --> 01:03:42,965
What are you doing here?

921
01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:49,769
I just came by to talk to Bernie.
I didn't get a chance to last night, so...

922
01:03:49,842 --> 01:03:52,675
Oh, no. Bernie and I
are in a very big business meeting.

923
01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:53,939
- Now?
- Yes.

924
01:03:54,013 --> 01:03:56,982
Bernie has such little time,
so can you come back later?

925
01:03:57,050 --> 01:03:59,814
Wait a minute.
What happened to Mr. Romantic?

926
01:03:59,886 --> 01:04:03,845
- Candlelight? Flowers?
- I know. But Bernie is tied up right now.

927
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:08,819
- It's a bad time.
- What is going on, Richard?

928
01:04:08,895 --> 01:04:11,261
Okay. I'll tell you.

929
01:04:11,330 --> 01:04:13,890
I probably shouldn't,
I know I shouldn't, but...

930
01:04:13,966 --> 01:04:16,936
at this point, why not? Mr. Lomax is...

931
01:04:25,579 --> 01:04:28,548
my boss. I work for him
at the insurance company.

932
01:04:31,685 --> 01:04:33,710
Bernie, you're starting to peel.

933
01:04:33,921 --> 01:04:36,082
Better get you out of the sun, huh?

934
01:04:38,192 --> 01:04:39,489
Here we go.

935
01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:49,227
We were really looking forward
to coming out here...

936
01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:51,237
when we got here, Mr. Lomax...

937
01:04:51,872 --> 01:04:53,237
Bernie was...

938
01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:56,399
dead.

939
01:04:58,779 --> 01:04:59,871
Dead.

940
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,243
Like your mother and father were dead.
And your aunt is dead, too?

941
01:05:03,317 --> 01:05:04,306
Different kind of dead.

942
01:05:17,531 --> 01:05:19,999
You son of a bitch. I got you.

943
01:05:25,072 --> 01:05:28,633
Then how come I saw Bernie
with you and your friend at the party?

944
01:05:29,977 --> 01:05:31,604
Because...

945
01:05:33,981 --> 01:05:35,505
You don't believe me?

946
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,842
Okay, I'm gonna prove it to you. Come on.

947
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:41,453
This is not going to be fun.

948
01:05:54,335 --> 01:05:56,496
I know you think I'm crazy, but...

949
01:06:01,276 --> 01:06:02,265
Well?

950
01:06:03,845 --> 01:06:05,210
Where is Bernie?

951
01:06:05,713 --> 01:06:06,975
Oh, hello.

952
01:06:08,016 --> 01:06:10,211
- Where's Bernie?
- He went for more daiquiri mix.

953
01:06:10,285 --> 01:06:11,547
No, he didn't.

954
01:06:11,653 --> 01:06:14,451
Richard, I don't know what
this game is you're playing...

955
01:06:14,522 --> 01:06:16,251
but this is ridiculous.

956
01:06:16,324 --> 01:06:19,088
- I'm out of here.
- Gwen, I'm not playing any games with you.

957
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,651
I'm telling you the truth! Bernie is here.

958
01:06:23,064 --> 01:06:24,793
Where is Bernie?

959
01:06:24,866 --> 01:06:27,562
What, you bastard, did you do with Bernie?

960
01:06:32,173 --> 01:06:33,902
I'm phoning the police.

961
01:06:40,215 --> 01:06:43,013
There's no dial tone. With 97 buttons...

962
01:06:44,886 --> 01:06:47,878
<i>- Where is your house?
- Where is the off button?</i>

963
01:06:47,956 --> 01:06:50,925
<i>Look, Paulie, just don't kill them
while I'm around.</i>

964
01:06:51,159 --> 01:06:54,128
<i>- Bernie, we're on a phone here.
- You're right.</i>

965
01:06:54,195 --> 01:06:56,686
- Play that back.
- I just got it stopped.

966
01:06:56,764 --> 01:06:58,391
Play it back, please.

967
01:07:01,502 --> 01:07:04,630
<i>Hey, Lomax, it's Paulie.
I just got to the island.</i>

968
01:07:05,173 --> 01:07:06,162
<i>You're early.</i>

969
01:07:06,241 --> 01:07:08,607
<i>Those two schmucks
won't come until the 6:00 ferry...</i>

970
01:07:08,676 --> 01:07:11,373
<i>- and I still have to plant the note.
- Yeah.</i>

971
01:07:11,814 --> 01:07:15,045
<i>- Where is your house?
- It's on the point, top of the dune.</i>

972
01:07:15,584 --> 01:07:17,142
<i>Look, Paulie...</i>

973
01:07:17,486 --> 01:07:20,978
<i>- don't kill them while I'm around.
- Bernie, we're on the phone here.</i>

974
01:07:21,056 --> 01:07:22,990
<i>You're right. I'm sorry.</i>

975
01:07:23,058 --> 01:07:26,118
<i>The point is, I just want to be
back in New York with an alibi.</i>

976
01:07:26,195 --> 01:07:27,685
<i>Don't worry about it.</i>

977
01:07:32,034 --> 01:07:33,934
We were on the 6:00 ferry.

978
01:07:35,738 --> 01:07:37,399
And we're two schmucks.

979
01:07:40,342 --> 01:07:42,503
- Kill us?
- Lomax?

980
01:07:43,112 --> 01:07:45,706
Bernie is gonna have us killed?

981
01:07:48,284 --> 01:07:49,410
Kill us?

982
01:07:50,719 --> 01:07:52,186
- Why?
- I don't know.

983
01:07:55,357 --> 01:07:58,724
Unless he's the one
whose been stealing from the company.

984
01:07:59,461 --> 01:08:02,225
Son of a bitch. He's gonna kill me!

985
01:08:03,132 --> 01:08:04,531
I liked the guy.

986
01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:06,559
Okay.

987
01:08:06,735 --> 01:08:09,169
He said something about a note, right?

988
01:08:09,238 --> 01:08:11,729
- I know, Richard.
- Let's find it.

989
01:08:29,658 --> 01:08:31,717
Bernie, you lying swine.

990
01:08:38,467 --> 01:08:40,163
Holy crap!

991
01:08:40,603 --> 01:08:41,729
What?

992
01:08:51,548 --> 01:08:54,642
- There's a $100,000 here easy.
- This is the note. Listen.

993
01:08:54,718 --> 01:08:58,245
"Richard Parker and I
stole this money from the company...

994
01:09:00,256 --> 01:09:03,157
- "to pay for my sex change operation."
- What?

995
01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,921
That's what it says.

996
01:09:05,362 --> 01:09:09,924
"Now he tells me he loves someone else.
I can't live with that, and neither will he."

997
01:09:11,601 --> 01:09:13,535
It's got my name on it.

998
01:09:15,038 --> 01:09:16,505
Oh, God.

999
01:09:18,308 --> 01:09:21,436
Son of a bitch. It's not bad enough
that he's trying to kill me...

1000
01:09:21,511 --> 01:09:23,877
now he's turning me into a drag queen.

1001
01:09:25,081 --> 01:09:27,379
Why couldn't he say
you were having the operation?

1002
01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:29,850
- It doesn't matter.
- It does matter, Richard.

1003
01:09:29,919 --> 01:09:33,286
- I've a reputation to protect here.
- For Christ's sakes, Larry!

1004
01:09:33,356 --> 01:09:36,416
No one is going
to have a sex change operation.

1005
01:09:38,728 --> 01:09:40,093
Oh, yeah!

1006
01:09:40,163 --> 01:09:41,790
I got to call the cops.

1007
01:09:43,633 --> 01:09:46,329
<i>- Operator.
- Operator, the police, please.</i>

1008
01:09:46,736 --> 01:09:49,864
<i>You mean Ed?
He's out on the beach somewhere.</i>

1009
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:53,373
When do you expect Ed back?
It's a bit of an emergency.

1010
01:09:53,443 --> 01:09:56,310
<i>I don't know. Wanna leave a message?</i>

1011
01:09:56,413 --> 01:09:57,846
<i>- Yeah. Help!
- Okay.</i>

1012
01:09:57,914 --> 01:09:59,745
Let's get out of here.

1013
01:10:02,752 --> 01:10:06,017
We have to get off this island,
and maybe not get killed doing it.

1014
01:10:06,089 --> 01:10:09,856
- Wait a minute.
- Tell me you have a brilliant idea.

1015
01:10:10,161 --> 01:10:12,288
- I have an idea.
- What is it?

1016
01:10:12,363 --> 01:10:16,390
Lomax told whoever he was talking to
not to kill us if he's around, right?

1017
01:10:16,467 --> 01:10:19,231
But Lomax is dead.
He isn't around anybody anymore.

1018
01:10:19,303 --> 01:10:21,464
I know that. You know that.

1019
01:10:22,773 --> 01:10:24,400
Nobody else knows that.

1020
01:10:25,242 --> 01:10:26,266
Where's Bernie?

1021
01:10:28,446 --> 01:10:29,811
Right there.

1022
01:10:30,681 --> 01:10:32,114
There's no Bernie.

1023
01:10:33,217 --> 01:10:35,447
He's gotta to be, Rich.
I dumped him here myself.

1024
01:10:35,519 --> 01:10:36,679
Where is he?

1025
01:10:38,055 --> 01:10:39,522
- Larry.
- What?

1026
01:10:44,161 --> 01:10:45,822
- Excuse me.
- Hey, kid.

1027
01:10:45,896 --> 01:10:47,693
- What are you doing?
- What do you want?

1028
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,426
- You little brat!
- What are you doing?

1029
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:51,127
Get out of there.

1030
01:10:51,202 --> 01:10:53,636
- What the hell are you doing?
- You can't do that.

1031
01:10:53,704 --> 01:10:55,433
This is private property.

1032
01:10:56,173 --> 01:10:58,107
- You're talking to me?
- Yeah.

1033
01:10:58,175 --> 01:11:00,473
- Shut up.
- Who are you... You lousy...

1034
01:11:02,146 --> 01:11:04,740
You better be gone by the time we get there.

1035
01:11:04,815 --> 01:11:07,875
- Scram! Get out of here!
- You little bastard.

1036
01:11:08,285 --> 01:11:10,446
How'd you like to kiss this?

1037
01:11:10,621 --> 01:11:12,555
- We have bigger problems.
- Kiss my ass.

1038
01:11:12,623 --> 01:11:15,956
- What kind of home training is that?
- He buried all of Bernie.

1039
01:11:16,026 --> 01:11:17,084
Jesus.

1040
01:11:17,461 --> 01:11:18,450
Come on.

1041
01:11:37,816 --> 01:11:42,310
- Good thing for you, you're dead, pal.
- I actually felt sorry for you, you rat shit.

1042
01:11:42,387 --> 01:11:44,378
He looks good enough. Let's go.

1043
01:11:45,023 --> 01:11:46,513
- Larry.
- What?

1044
01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:49,123
Jesus.

1045
01:11:49,828 --> 01:11:52,194
I never knew he wore a toupee.
You can hardly tell.

1046
01:11:52,264 --> 01:11:55,756
Who cares? What are we gonna do about it?
We can't take him out like this.

1047
01:11:55,834 --> 01:11:58,701
The killer might not know it's Bernie
and shoot us.

1048
01:12:02,741 --> 01:12:06,268
- So long, Lar, it has been fun but not really.
- Goodbye, Rich.

1049
01:12:13,151 --> 01:12:15,881
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...

1050
01:12:17,155 --> 01:12:18,179
Jesus.

1051
01:12:18,323 --> 01:12:20,883
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is...

1052
01:12:27,532 --> 01:12:29,124
You little bastard.

1053
01:12:30,936 --> 01:12:33,496
- Get back here, you little monster.
- Never mind him.

1054
01:12:33,572 --> 01:12:35,369
I'm gonna rip your gums out!

1055
01:12:35,507 --> 01:12:39,102
- I'm gonna get that little kid.
- What are we gonna do with Bernie?

1056
01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:43,303
Oh, boy.

1057
01:12:45,850 --> 01:12:48,876
Come on, Bernie. Up.

1058
01:12:51,890 --> 01:12:53,824
Put it on him.

1059
01:12:55,293 --> 01:12:56,555
Brilliant.

1060
01:13:00,599 --> 01:13:02,692
- Sambuca on the rocks.
- Yes, sir.

1061
01:13:12,645 --> 01:13:14,636
Here we go. Ready. Up.

1062
01:13:16,882 --> 01:13:19,146
You take him down. I'll get the cart.

1063
01:13:37,403 --> 01:13:38,893
Hey, Bernie!

1064
01:13:41,207 --> 01:13:42,538
Bernie, wait a minute.

1065
01:13:42,608 --> 01:13:45,133
- That guy talking to us?
- Who cares? Get out of here.

1066
01:13:45,211 --> 01:13:47,202
Bernie, I've got to talk to you.

1067
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,513
Bernie, come on.

1068
01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:55,110
- Hey, Bernie. Looking good.
- Hi.

1069
01:13:55,721 --> 01:13:57,382
- Hi, Bernie.
- Hello.

1070
01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:01,316
- Great party last night, Bern.
- How are you?

1071
01:14:02,862 --> 01:14:04,830
Bernie, I've got to talk to you.

1072
01:14:04,897 --> 01:14:06,489
Jesus. He's behind us.

1073
01:14:07,733 --> 01:14:09,701
Shit! Is that the killer?

1074
01:14:09,769 --> 01:14:12,033
How do I know, Richard?
Should I stop and ask him?

1075
01:14:12,104 --> 01:14:13,662
No. Just drive. Just go.

1076
01:14:13,773 --> 01:14:15,604
Bernie, I gotta talk to you.

1077
01:14:15,975 --> 01:14:18,808
- Doesn't this thing go any faster?
- This is it.

1078
01:14:19,245 --> 01:14:20,576
We gotta talk.

1079
01:14:23,816 --> 01:14:25,306
What about our arrangement?

1080
01:14:25,384 --> 01:14:27,375
Come on, Larry. Move it.

1081
01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:39,160
Hey, Bernie. The Maserati.
I painted it black for you.

1082
01:14:40,033 --> 01:14:41,523
The Maserati!

1083
01:14:49,076 --> 01:14:50,441
Ferry's gonna leave.

1084
01:14:50,510 --> 01:14:53,377
Hold it. Wait. Stop this for a second.

1085
01:14:55,349 --> 01:14:56,680
Let's go.

1086
01:14:56,750 --> 01:15:00,550
Rich, grab him. Grab a leg.

1087
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:02,520
Wait.

1088
01:15:02,622 --> 01:15:05,921
We can't just drag him in.
He's got to look like he's alive.

1089
01:15:07,394 --> 01:15:08,418
Idea.

1090
01:15:17,738 --> 01:15:21,230
Your right leg on three, ready?
Here we go. One, two, three, go.

1091
01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,468
Hold the boat!

1092
01:15:22,542 --> 01:15:24,169
Got it? Hold the boat.

1093
01:15:24,244 --> 01:15:26,371
Hold that boat.

1094
01:15:28,849 --> 01:15:30,077
Hold it.

1095
01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,581
- Hi, Bern.
- How are you doing?

1096
01:15:31,651 --> 01:15:33,551
Hold the boat!

1097
01:15:35,055 --> 01:15:37,080
Hold the boat, please.

1098
01:15:37,157 --> 01:15:39,091
Hold on. We'll be right there.

1099
01:15:40,794 --> 01:15:42,421
We're coming.

1100
01:15:48,969 --> 01:15:50,197
Come on, Bern.

1101
01:15:51,538 --> 01:15:53,631
Hold it. Hold the boat.

1102
01:15:54,608 --> 01:15:56,872
Shit! What do we do?

1103
01:15:57,978 --> 01:15:59,240
Stop the boat.

1104
01:16:00,848 --> 01:16:03,715
Look at this fool.
He wants to get off, we want to get on.

1105
01:16:03,785 --> 01:16:05,616
- I'm gonna kill you.
- What?

1106
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:08,484
You don't have to worry about
anybody else murdering you...

1107
01:16:08,556 --> 01:16:10,547
because I'll do it. This was all your fault.

1108
01:16:10,625 --> 01:16:13,150
- We'll die on this crummy island.
- Let me remind you...

1109
01:16:13,227 --> 01:16:15,718
you're the one who did the extra work
on the computer.

1110
01:16:15,797 --> 01:16:18,027
If it wasn't for me
you'd be fired six months ago.

1111
01:16:18,099 --> 01:16:19,794
You can't even work the coffee machine.

1112
01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:23,462
A little brownnosing, ass kissing,
to work our way up that corporate ladder.

1113
01:16:23,538 --> 01:16:26,006
Why can't you be a lazy shit like I am?

1114
01:16:27,074 --> 01:16:29,770
Somebody talk to the captain.

1115
01:16:30,411 --> 01:16:31,878
I've got to get off the boat.

1116
01:16:31,946 --> 01:16:33,573
- Let's go.
- I'm sorry.

1117
01:16:33,648 --> 01:16:34,910
Please.

1118
01:16:37,652 --> 01:16:39,552
Somebody talk to the captain.

1119
01:16:41,456 --> 01:16:44,516
- I'm sorry, but we're still gonna die.
- Not if Bernie's with us.

1120
01:16:44,592 --> 01:16:46,685
Great, I hope the killer keeps that in mind.

1121
01:16:46,761 --> 01:16:50,128
Larry, please tell me
how we're going to get off this island.

1122
01:16:52,667 --> 01:16:54,259
- We got a boat.
- What boat?

1123
01:16:54,335 --> 01:16:55,700
Lomax's boat.

1124
01:16:55,903 --> 01:16:58,428
- Tawny brought the keys back, remember?
- Right. Okay.

1125
01:16:58,506 --> 01:17:00,667
You go and get them,
I'll stay here with Bernie.

1126
01:17:00,741 --> 01:17:02,402
I'm not going anywhere without Bernie.

1127
01:17:02,477 --> 01:17:04,843
You go back, get the keys.
I'll stay with Bernie.

1128
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:08,040
We'll all go back to the house.
We'll all get the goddamn keys.

1129
01:17:08,115 --> 01:17:10,242
- We'll all stay with Bernie.
- Fine.

1130
01:17:11,586 --> 01:17:12,575
Hurry up.

1131
01:17:13,421 --> 01:17:15,116
Move it.

1132
01:17:17,325 --> 01:17:18,622
Hold up.

1133
01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:20,590
Okay. The keys.

1134
01:17:21,295 --> 01:17:23,320
- Here they are.
- Got it. Let's go.

1135
01:17:23,397 --> 01:17:24,887
Oh, my God, Richard!

1136
01:17:26,734 --> 01:17:28,327
It's the killer.

1137
01:17:30,372 --> 01:17:31,669
Get the door.

1138
01:17:33,408 --> 01:17:34,568
Quiet.

1139
01:17:35,978 --> 01:17:37,707
- Lock it.
- I can't lock it.

1140
01:17:37,913 --> 01:17:39,642
I only have a key to the boat.

1141
01:17:40,749 --> 01:17:41,841
Kitchen.

1142
01:17:41,917 --> 01:17:45,114
- There's no door. Back door.
- Okay.

1143
01:17:49,858 --> 01:17:51,621
Don't panic.

1144
01:17:53,495 --> 01:17:55,224
Do something, Rich.

1145
01:17:55,497 --> 01:17:57,397
I got Bernie, you get the guy.

1146
01:17:59,067 --> 01:18:00,534
Do something, Rich.

1147
01:18:01,370 --> 01:18:02,632
Get him, Rich.

1148
01:18:07,442 --> 01:18:09,933
You in here, Lomax? You little bastard.

1149
01:18:10,712 --> 01:18:11,838
You jerk.

1150
01:18:14,516 --> 01:18:16,177
Kick me in the ass.

1151
01:18:17,519 --> 01:18:19,009
It's my turn now.

1152
01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:24,019
Got him, Lar.

1153
01:18:30,933 --> 01:18:32,423
There's another one.

1154
01:18:39,641 --> 01:18:40,972
He's got a knife.

1155
01:18:43,612 --> 01:18:44,738
Mr. Lomax.

1156
01:18:45,814 --> 01:18:47,042
What the hell?

1157
01:18:53,221 --> 01:18:55,917
- You can come out now, Rambo.
- You sure, Rich?

1158
01:18:57,660 --> 01:18:58,786
Good job.

1159
01:19:01,698 --> 01:19:03,996
- Two killers.
- Anybody could be the killer.

1160
01:19:04,067 --> 01:19:08,060
- Jesus, we gotta get rid of them.
- Let's shove them in the kitchen pantry.

1161
01:19:14,344 --> 01:19:17,040
I don't know why
I have to carry the heavy guy.

1162
01:19:19,582 --> 01:19:21,106
Get his legs.

1163
01:19:21,985 --> 01:19:23,885
Larry, let me out.

1164
01:19:32,161 --> 01:19:33,560
Here comes Bernie.

1165
01:19:35,598 --> 01:19:36,622
Coming through!

1166
01:19:38,101 --> 01:19:39,830
There it is. Stop.

1167
01:19:41,971 --> 01:19:42,995
Hi, guys.

1168
01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:48,638
Ready? On three, here we go.
One, two, three.

1169
01:19:50,947 --> 01:19:52,209
Let's go.

1170
01:19:57,420 --> 01:19:58,751
Okay. Untie us.

1171
01:20:01,524 --> 01:20:02,548
Okay?

1172
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,451
- Give me the keys.
- Have you ever driven a boat before?

1173
01:20:06,529 --> 01:20:08,258
I was born on a boat.

1174
01:20:15,338 --> 01:20:16,862
This is a fancy boat.

1175
01:20:21,711 --> 01:20:23,235
- Push something.
- I am, Richard.

1176
01:20:23,312 --> 01:20:24,609
- Nothing's happening.
- I know.

1177
01:20:24,681 --> 01:20:26,809
- Push something else.
- Something's happening.

1178
01:20:26,884 --> 01:20:29,375
Something's definitely
happening here, huh?

1179
01:20:30,788 --> 01:20:32,756
Wait a minute, hold on.

1180
01:20:32,823 --> 01:20:34,848
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

1181
01:20:36,060 --> 01:20:38,620
- I know it's here.
- Just keep pressing those buttons.

1182
01:20:38,996 --> 01:20:41,396
I'm pressing. I pressed that button.

1183
01:20:41,532 --> 01:20:43,625
- Nothing is happening, Larry.
- I know that.

1184
01:20:43,701 --> 01:20:46,101
- Did you try the key?
- Don't insult my intelligence.

1185
01:20:46,170 --> 01:20:47,603
- Try the key again.
- Fine.

1186
01:20:47,671 --> 01:20:49,070
See that?

1187
01:20:49,173 --> 01:20:51,573
- Here we go!
- We're going home. Give it some gas now.

1188
01:20:51,642 --> 01:20:52,870
Giving it gas.

1189
01:20:54,978 --> 01:20:56,570
Gas.

1190
01:20:56,647 --> 01:20:58,945
- Nothing's happening.
- More gas.

1191
01:20:59,049 --> 01:21:00,380
A little more gas.

1192
01:21:00,451 --> 01:21:02,316
We're not moving. Why aren't we moving?

1193
01:21:02,386 --> 01:21:03,683
I don't know.

1194
01:21:04,254 --> 01:21:08,418
- Larry, you said you've done this before.
- It's different than my boat, okay?

1195
01:21:10,961 --> 01:21:12,519
Don't panic.

1196
01:21:12,730 --> 01:21:14,254
Stop the boat, Larry.

1197
01:21:15,532 --> 01:21:16,658
Stop!

1198
01:21:21,171 --> 01:21:22,468
Back it up.

1199
01:21:24,408 --> 01:21:25,705
We got it.

1200
01:21:25,776 --> 01:21:27,607
- What's going on?
- That's illegal.

1201
01:21:27,678 --> 01:21:30,806
- What you're doing is illegal.
- You have a nice day now.

1202
01:21:31,081 --> 01:21:32,309
Are you nuts?

1203
01:21:34,852 --> 01:21:38,219
- Got it now. Moving forward. Hold on.
- Oh, shit!

1204
01:21:44,328 --> 01:21:46,159
Sorry, Rich. Coming back.

1205
01:21:47,965 --> 01:21:49,296
Coming around.

1206
01:21:51,935 --> 01:21:53,563
Why is this happening to me?

1207
01:21:53,638 --> 01:21:54,798
Coming back.

1208
01:21:59,611 --> 01:22:02,409
- Here we are.
- Stop the boat. Idiot.

1209
01:22:02,647 --> 01:22:04,274
Stop the boat!

1210
01:22:06,651 --> 01:22:09,586
- Where are the brakes?
- Boats don't have brakes, Captain.

1211
01:22:09,654 --> 01:22:12,282
You're kidding. How do they stop?

1212
01:22:12,357 --> 01:22:13,756
Throw the anchor.

1213
01:22:13,825 --> 01:22:14,951
The anchor, throw it.

1214
01:22:15,059 --> 01:22:17,084
- They're headed for us.
- Here we go.

1215
01:22:17,162 --> 01:22:19,062
Whatever you're doing, don't.

1216
01:22:20,765 --> 01:22:21,823
Sorry.

1217
01:22:26,337 --> 01:22:27,770
You broke my watch.

1218
01:22:30,642 --> 01:22:32,007
Mine still works.

1219
01:22:32,076 --> 01:22:34,271
You better put that thing
back on the dead body.

1220
01:22:34,345 --> 01:22:36,040
Drive the boat, Richard.

1221
01:22:36,114 --> 01:22:39,106
The cops are gonna take
our fat heads to jail.

1222
01:22:39,551 --> 01:22:42,384
My God. Look at them.

1223
01:22:42,453 --> 01:22:44,114
Ladies, how are you?

1224
01:22:44,522 --> 01:22:46,956
Hello, Betty.

1225
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:50,026
God! Just once, I'd like a woman like that.

1226
01:22:50,361 --> 01:22:51,453
Let's party.

1227
01:22:57,402 --> 01:22:59,165
Turn the boat.

1228
01:23:02,574 --> 01:23:04,439
Watch the fishermen.

1229
01:23:11,616 --> 01:23:13,811
- Watch the wake!
- Duck!

1230
01:23:13,885 --> 01:23:15,580
Watch the wake, Richard!

1231
01:23:25,197 --> 01:23:27,131
This is tougher than it looks.

1232
01:23:27,266 --> 01:23:29,200
You're doing very well, Richard.

1233
01:23:29,268 --> 01:23:31,395
- Sorry I snapped at you.
- It's okay.

1234
01:23:31,470 --> 01:23:33,768
I've never been chased by a killer before.

1235
01:23:33,839 --> 01:23:36,205
It's all right. You're doing very well.

1236
01:23:37,977 --> 01:23:41,071
- Why is everybody waving at us?
- I'm popular.

1237
01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:42,135
I see.

1238
01:23:42,214 --> 01:23:44,205
Hey, Bernie, showing off again?

1239
01:23:47,119 --> 01:23:49,815
Oh, God. What the hell are those things?

1240
01:23:50,689 --> 01:23:53,419
Those are obviously channel markers.

1241
01:23:53,926 --> 01:23:54,915
Obviously.

1242
01:23:54,994 --> 01:23:57,929
Okay, wise ass, do you know
what side I'm supposed to pass on?

1243
01:23:57,997 --> 01:24:00,864
That I don't know. Just stay close.
What else can happen here?

1244
01:24:00,933 --> 01:24:02,298
I've got no idea.

1245
01:24:02,868 --> 01:24:05,359
- Serpentine.
- Is that close enough?

1246
01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:11,133
Do you hear something?

1247
01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:16,675
- There it's again.
- Yeah.

1248
01:24:17,116 --> 01:24:19,380
- I wonder what that is.
- What is that?

1249
01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:26,885
- Man overboard.
- What?

1250
01:24:26,959 --> 01:24:28,221
Stop the boat.

1251
01:24:31,363 --> 01:24:32,887
He's got nice form.

1252
01:24:37,336 --> 01:24:39,395
- I don't know.
- I'm trying to drive a boat.

1253
01:24:39,471 --> 01:24:42,304
- You're doing well.
- Trying to get us off this island of hell.

1254
01:24:42,374 --> 01:24:44,433
You had maybe one job to do.
Watch a dead body.

1255
01:24:44,510 --> 01:24:47,001
- Well, let's not argue about it.
- Jesus.

1256
01:24:48,113 --> 01:24:51,106
- You were the one who tied him up.
- Don't blame this all on me.

1257
01:24:51,184 --> 01:24:53,243
- Oh, my God.
- What?

1258
01:24:53,687 --> 01:24:55,416
You've lost my sunglasses.

1259
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:15,707
What are you doing?

1260
01:25:17,143 --> 01:25:18,667
I haven't got a clue.

1261
01:25:20,347 --> 01:25:21,871
I don't believe this.

1262
01:25:22,382 --> 01:25:23,542
What?

1263
01:25:25,552 --> 01:25:26,883
We're out of gas.

1264
01:25:29,823 --> 01:25:32,314
Paddling in the Atlantic Ocean...

1265
01:25:32,592 --> 01:25:35,186
- on a dead body.
- I'm getting swimmer's ear.

1266
01:25:35,395 --> 01:25:37,420
This is now the perfect weekend.

1267
01:25:37,664 --> 01:25:41,896
It started when I almost broke my leg
jumping on a moving ferry.

1268
01:25:42,235 --> 01:25:46,069
I get to this beautiful beach and my host...
Sorry, he's dead.

1269
01:25:50,176 --> 01:25:51,473
Hampton Island.

1270
01:25:53,246 --> 01:25:55,771
Checkers. Excuse me, sir.
Is this your launch?

1271
01:25:55,849 --> 01:25:58,079
- Come on, let's go.
- Don't rush.

1272
01:26:01,221 --> 01:26:02,688
Come on.

1273
01:26:02,756 --> 01:26:05,884
- Can you put a little snap in it, fellows?
- Okay, Cappy.

1274
01:26:11,464 --> 01:26:13,227
Hold on, you damn fool.

1275
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:17,163
I fell down a lighthouse.
I had a corpse wash up...

1276
01:26:17,270 --> 01:26:18,568
next to me on the shore.

1277
01:26:18,639 --> 01:26:22,939
And then I find out that my dead boss
is not only a thief, he wants to kill me.

1278
01:26:28,949 --> 01:26:30,246
I almost drown.

1279
01:26:30,484 --> 01:26:33,351
The girl of my dreams
now thinks I'm a raving lunatic.

1280
01:26:33,421 --> 01:26:35,218
You mean what's- her-name?

1281
01:26:36,157 --> 01:26:38,682
And, now, we're going back
to the house of death.

1282
01:26:38,759 --> 01:26:40,920
- Great weekend, huh?
- Great weekend!

1283
01:26:43,931 --> 01:26:46,491
Just get here as fast as you can.
Thanks, Ed.

1284
01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:47,758
Police is on the way.

1285
01:26:47,835 --> 01:26:50,395
Can just lock ourselves in
until they get here?

1286
01:26:50,471 --> 01:26:52,871
I hate it when he stares at me like that.

1287
01:26:52,940 --> 01:26:54,271
Let's go.

1288
01:26:56,944 --> 01:26:58,639
Put him in his bathroom.

1289
01:27:02,049 --> 01:27:04,677
- Bernie's picked up a little weight.
- What do you expect?

1290
01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:06,777
He's been soaking in the ocean
for two hours.

1291
01:27:06,854 --> 01:27:08,185
Made a damn good float though.

1292
01:27:13,027 --> 01:27:14,494
Are you in here?

1293
01:27:28,876 --> 01:27:30,343
It's Gwen.

1294
01:27:31,846 --> 01:27:33,074
Hi, Gwen.

1295
01:27:33,147 --> 01:27:35,877
You've got to be the weirdest guy
I've ever met.

1296
01:27:36,484 --> 01:27:38,543
You told me Bernie was dead, right?

1297
01:27:38,619 --> 01:27:40,450
I just saw you with him.

1298
01:27:40,521 --> 01:27:42,580
What's your explanation this time?

1299
01:27:42,656 --> 01:27:45,216
I don't mean to be rude,
but get the hell out of here.

1300
01:27:45,292 --> 01:27:48,558
No, I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me what is going on.

1301
01:27:48,630 --> 01:27:49,619
Listen to me!

1302
01:27:49,698 --> 01:27:52,997
You're in danger here,
leave unless you want to get shot.

1303
01:27:53,969 --> 01:27:56,733
Lomax is dead,
somebody is trying to kill us.

1304
01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:59,831
Can we stay at your house
until the cops come or what?

1305
01:28:02,244 --> 01:28:03,734
It's just Bernie.

1306
01:28:07,482 --> 01:28:10,576
Gwen, listen to me.

1307
01:28:10,685 --> 01:28:13,745
We didn't do this to him.
Do we look like we could kill someone?

1308
01:28:13,822 --> 01:28:16,052
Honey, have a drink, relax. You'll be fine.

1309
01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:18,888
Let me rephrase that.
Do I look like I could kill someone?

1310
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,689
What is going on in there?

1311
01:28:25,433 --> 01:28:28,300
- Which one of you bastards hit me?
- Son of a bitch.

1312
01:28:29,971 --> 01:28:32,064
You want to get your butt kicked?

1313
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,442
I can explain.

1314
01:28:57,933 --> 01:28:59,195
Company.

1315
01:29:02,637 --> 01:29:05,470
I didn't see anything.
I was looking at my watch.

1316
01:29:06,074 --> 01:29:07,234
I'm blind.

1317
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:18,682
It's empty.

1318
01:29:19,789 --> 01:29:22,019
That's right. But this ain't.

1319
01:29:26,128 --> 01:29:27,186
Run!

1320
01:29:27,330 --> 01:29:28,558
Move it! This way!

1321
01:29:31,767 --> 01:29:32,791
It's locked.

1322
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:35,268
What are you doing?
We're friends of Bernie's.

1323
01:29:35,338 --> 01:29:37,033
I hate Bernie's friends.

1324
01:29:42,678 --> 01:29:43,667
This way.

1325
01:29:44,614 --> 01:29:46,104
To the bedroom.

1326
01:29:47,350 --> 01:29:49,443
Come on, let's go. Up.

1327
01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:52,119
You're dead meat, you little bastards.

1328
01:29:56,826 --> 01:29:58,453
Now I'm really mad!

1329
01:29:58,961 --> 01:30:00,326
Wait.

1330
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,888
- What?
- You take Gwen, you go hide...

1331
01:30:03,966 --> 01:30:07,060
I'll let him chase me,
you try and call the cops, okay?

1332
01:30:07,270 --> 01:30:09,602
Okay? That's it? No arguments?

1333
01:30:10,539 --> 01:30:12,803
I'll get you all, one by one.

1334
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:15,035
There's no place to hide.

1335
01:30:29,792 --> 01:30:31,419
I'm gonna die.

1336
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:52,605
You kicked me, you bastard.

1337
01:30:54,918 --> 01:30:56,613
Shit! Out of bullets.

1338
01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:28,649
Sit the hell down.

1339
01:31:32,989 --> 01:31:34,320
Hang on, Lar.

1340
01:31:36,660 --> 01:31:39,288
- Coming.
- I got him.

1341
01:31:43,500 --> 01:31:44,626
Get off.

1342
01:31:45,235 --> 01:31:46,964
- Hang on, Lar.
- I got him.

1343
01:31:49,239 --> 01:31:52,936
Stand up. Fight like a man.
Come on. Put them up, you chicken.

1344
01:31:56,513 --> 01:31:58,003
Watch this, Richard.

1345
01:32:07,824 --> 01:32:09,348
All right, Lar.

1346
01:32:16,434 --> 01:32:18,197
Fists of steel.

1347
01:32:20,338 --> 01:32:22,033
Bernie, let go of me.

1348
01:32:22,874 --> 01:32:24,637
I always liked you, Bernie.

1349
01:32:29,046 --> 01:32:30,411
I got it, thanks.

1350
01:32:30,581 --> 01:32:33,072
Just a little closer. Just get the two of us.

1351
01:32:33,151 --> 01:32:34,948
Get the handshake in, okay?

1352
01:32:35,186 --> 01:32:39,020
Wait a minute. I think I blinked. Did I blink?
I think I blinked a second there.

1353
01:32:39,090 --> 01:32:41,285
- He blinked.
- He blinked. I saw him.

1354
01:32:41,359 --> 01:32:42,917
Make sure he's wrapped up good.

1355
01:32:42,994 --> 01:32:44,222
Wait a minute.

1356
01:32:47,031 --> 01:32:49,124
I didn't kill him. He's not dead.

1357
01:32:49,934 --> 01:32:51,424
I tried to kill him.

1358
01:32:52,870 --> 01:32:54,565
Look at him. He's alive.

1359
01:32:56,073 --> 01:32:58,337
- He's not dead. He's alive.
- Move it.

1360
01:32:58,409 --> 01:33:00,377
That man is alive!

1361
01:33:01,512 --> 01:33:02,604
Now what?

1362
01:33:03,948 --> 01:33:05,472
Now I'm gonna take a week off.

1363
01:33:05,550 --> 01:33:08,542
You're taking a vacation?
The man who won't take a coffee break?

1364
01:33:08,619 --> 01:33:11,179
Gwen just invited me to stay with her.
What should I say?

1365
01:33:11,255 --> 01:33:14,554
You're kidding me. You invited him?
You fool. That's fabulous.

1366
01:33:14,625 --> 01:33:16,786
You deserve it, Richard.
The company owes you.

1367
01:33:16,861 --> 01:33:19,159
Just a couple of days
until Gwen leaves for school.

1368
01:33:19,230 --> 01:33:21,960
There's plenty of room
if you want to stay, Lar.

1369
01:33:23,334 --> 01:33:26,770
Me? Oh, no, thanks.
I'll just tough it out here at Bernie's.

1370
01:33:26,838 --> 01:33:30,001
I hear the party Saturday night is
better than Friday, actually.

1371
01:33:35,246 --> 01:33:36,577
What is going on?

1372
01:33:37,248 --> 01:33:40,412
- What's happened?
- Didn't you hear? Bernie Lomax got killed.

1373
01:33:40,486 --> 01:33:41,817
- No.
- Yeah.

1374
01:33:41,887 --> 01:33:44,321
- Did you go to that party last night?
- No.

1375
01:33:44,556 --> 01:33:48,287
Lawrence, you done real good.
I'm proud of you.

1376
01:33:49,294 --> 01:33:52,263
Yeah, I did okay, huh? Surprised myself.

1377
01:33:53,332 --> 01:33:54,890
You did great, Rich.

1378
01:34:03,175 --> 01:34:06,167
Hi, Bernie. See you at the party tonight.

1379
01:34:06,712 --> 01:34:07,906
What?

1380
01:34:09,748 --> 01:34:11,943
What did she say?

1381
01:34:18,790 --> 01:34:20,951
Mister, can I bury you?

1382
01:34:22,961 --> 01:34:23,985
Great!

1383
01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:27,105
seed back

1384
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,148
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