1 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:01,036 [CROWD CHATTERlNG] 2 00:02:04,165 --> 00:02:05,624 What am I working on? 3 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,836 I'm working on something that'll change the world... 4 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,796 ...and human life as we know it. 5 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:14,716 Change it a lot or just a bit? You'll have to be more specific. 6 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,886 You want me to be specific here in this room... 7 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,515 ...with half the scientific community of North America eavesdropping? 8 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,101 Is there another way? 9 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,938 You could come back to my lab. 10 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,482 Listen, l'll make cappuccino. 11 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,818 I have a Faema of my own. Know what that is? 12 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,779 It's not the dilettante's plastic kitchen model. 13 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:40,325 It's a real restaurant espresso machine with an eagle on top. 14 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,912 Somehow l get the feeling you don't get out much. 15 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,457 -You can tell that? -Yeah. 16 00:02:57,468 --> 00:03:00,679 You're making a mistake. I think you really wanna talk to me. 17 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,891 Sorry. l have three other interviews before this party's over. 18 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:07,060 But they're not working on something that'll change the world. 19 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,353 They say they are. 20 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,315 Yeah, but they're lying. 21 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:12,941 I'm not. 22 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:20,365 Are you sick? 23 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,744 No-- Sure. 24 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,538 You're not a very accomplished drunk. 25 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,875 No, I'm always like this. lt's the... 26 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:35,547 ...motion sickness. When I was a kid, I puked on my tricycle. 27 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,717 I hate vehicles. 28 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,510 Should I drive more slowly? 29 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,305 No, no, no. Just turn left. We're almost there. 30 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:01,949 This is it? 31 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:05,744 It's cleaner on the inside. 32 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,713 Please. 33 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,330 Listen. Maybe this is a bad idea. 34 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,166 It's too late. 35 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:57,379 You've already seen them. Can't let you leave here alive. 36 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,675 I haven't seen anything. 37 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,428 Those. 38 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:12,436 Designer phone booths. 39 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,646 Very cute. 40 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,900 Hey, I bet you have a really neat jukebox in here too someplace, huh? 41 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,485 Over there maybe? 42 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:22,446 No. 43 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:27,034 No. This is the... 44 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:32,122 ...prototype of those. It's the first one I had made. 45 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,752 It works, but it's clunky. 46 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,099 I call them telepods. 47 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,852 They're controlled by this. 48 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,480 Thank God for that. 49 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:01,068 So, what do they do, the phone booths? 50 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,319 Telepods. 51 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:10,327 Okay, l need an object. 52 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,082 Say, do you have something on you that is... 53 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,877 ...personal that l could use? Something uniquely you? 54 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,254 An item of clothing or jewelry? 55 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,423 What, are you kidding? 56 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,050 No, I'm serious. 57 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,473 Okay. Here it goes. 58 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,656 Mm-hm. 59 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:52,577 -l don't wear jewelry. -Mm-hm. 60 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,253 It's nice. 61 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,726 Brundle, Seth. 62 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,857 BRUNDLE'S VOICE [ON COMPUTER]: Brundle, Seth. 63 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:26,194 Brundle, Seth. 64 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,284 [BRUNDLE WHISPERS] 65 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,415 Keep your eye on the stocking. 66 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,904 Well? 67 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:10,906 Great. 68 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:15,368 The world's largest microwave oven. I'm glad I didn't give you my Rolex. 69 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,828 If l had a Rolex. 70 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,206 No, you're missing the point. Look. 71 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,590 Teleportation? 72 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:31,927 Please. 73 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:47,609 Oh.... 74 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,402 Wait a minute. 75 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,239 Is that a hologram? 76 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:56,117 -Where's my stocking? -That's it, the real one. 77 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,954 Go ahead, pick it up. 78 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,176 I don't think l get it. 79 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,178 What happened? 80 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,931 You get it all right, you just can't handle it. 81 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:23,103 Your stocking has just been teleported... 82 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:26,815 ...from one pod to another. 83 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,901 Disintegrated there and reintegrated there. 84 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,736 Sort of. 85 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,490 It'll change the world as we know it, right? 86 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,912 Oh. Oh. 87 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,376 This is-- This is incredible. 88 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,378 I mean, it's not possible, is it? 89 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,630 How have you managed to keep this quiet? 90 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:52,841 Please sit down. 91 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,343 How could you do this alone? 92 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,762 Well, l don't work alone. 93 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,473 There's stuff in there I don't understand. l'm really... 94 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,392 ...a systems manager. l farm... 95 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,729 ...bits and pieces out to guys who are more brilliant than l. I say: 96 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,857 "Build me a laser, design me a molecular analyzer" and they do. 97 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,817 I just stick them together. 98 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,778 But none of them knows what the project really is. So.... 99 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:20,744 Wow. And the money? Bartok Science lndustries financed this? 100 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:24,247 Mm-hm. But they leave me alone because l'm not expensive. 101 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,584 And they know they'll end up owning it all, whatever it is. 102 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,629 -You haven't told them? -When l'm ready. 103 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,005 [TAPE RECORDER BEEPS] 104 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,673 Wait a second. 105 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,385 What's that? 106 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:42,182 -You want me to get the quotes right. -Quotes? No, no. 107 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,726 I thought this was personal. You can't write about it. 108 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,521 What are you talking about? I'm a journalist. 109 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:51,608 -Oh, no, no, no. -You knew that. 110 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:56,821 I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I shouldn't have shown you this. l'm very sorry. 111 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:01,910 Listen. Particle Magazine sent me to that party to get a story. 112 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,496 And this is the most exciting thing I've ever seen. 113 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:07,290 No. Absolutely not. I'm gonna have to ask for that tape. 114 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,958 -Please. -You can't do that. 115 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,418 Don't you dare write a story. 116 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,671 I'd never have told this stuff to a journalist. 117 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,424 -But you did tell it to a journalist. -ln a way, l suppose l did but-- 118 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:19,052 -Sure did. -Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. 119 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,930 Wait. Come here. What about your stocking? 120 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,307 Keep it for good luck. 121 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,983 BRUNDLE [ON TAPE]: l farm bits and pieces out to guys... 122 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,694 ...who are more brilliant than I. I say: 123 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,905 "Build me a laser, design me a molecular analyzer" and they do. 124 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:40,281 l just stick them together. 125 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:43,660 But none of them knows what the project really is. So.... 126 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:48,707 VERONlCA: Wow. And the money? Bartok Science lndustries financed this? 127 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:52,377 BRUNDLE: But they leave me alone because l'm not expensive. 128 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,588 And they know they'll end up owning it all, whatever it is. 129 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,675 Well, that's it. 130 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,344 What do you think? 131 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,263 It's a joke. 132 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,099 -What? -He's conning you. 133 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,810 It's an old nightclub routine. The two cabinets. 134 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,978 [PHONE RlNGING] 135 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,313 -And you fell for it. -Wait a minute. 136 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,357 -That was no night-- -Are we having lunch? 137 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,194 Listen. That was no nightclub routine. I was there. l saw it. 138 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,948 Yup? 139 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,452 Sure. 140 00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:27,537 Send him in. 141 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,166 You must have made an impression. 142 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,584 What do you mean? 143 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,211 Your magician has followed you here. 144 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,088 [KNOCKlNG] 145 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,634 I'm Stathis Borans. I'm the editor of Particle Magazine. 146 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,888 -Seth Brundle. -l know who you are. 147 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,642 Listen, why don't you two use my office? I've gotta run. 148 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,229 If you plan to make anything disappear, please let me know. 149 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:56,983 I've got an assistant editor who's outlived his usefulness. 150 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,239 You didn't waste any time. 151 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,159 I'm not getting any younger. 152 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,872 He wasn't impressed by your tape? 153 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,042 He thinks you're a con man. 154 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:18,630 -Excellent. -Yeah? 155 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,466 Well, let's see what the people at Omni think about it. 156 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,968 No, no. Listen, Veronica.... 157 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,473 I've come here to say one magic word to you. 158 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,434 Yeah? 159 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,685 Cheeseburger. 160 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,360 I've been working alone too long. 161 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:45,406 I have a strong urge to talk about what l'm doing. 162 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:49,202 But if this gets out now... 163 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,412 ...Veronica, it'll kill me. 164 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,791 The Bartok people and my colleagues will kill me. 165 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,085 It's not ready yet. 166 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,753 It seems to work okay. 167 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,339 No, something important's missing. 168 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,341 Yeah? 169 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,134 Yeah. 170 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,847 Which is? 171 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:13,560 I can only teleport inanimate objects. 172 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,690 What happens when you try to teleport living things? 173 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,526 Not while we're eating. 174 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,362 Can't be worse than this. 175 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,451 Listen, you're not doing a very good job of convincing me. 176 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:34,372 I think the world should know about it now. I think I should be the one to tell it. 177 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,457 You should tell it... 178 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:41,212 ...but not yet. Look, what do you got so far? 179 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,548 Enough to make you nervous. 180 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,134 Why not get more? Let me become your major project. 181 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,469 I'm talking about a book, not a magazine article. 182 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:52,932 Follow me and my work day by day in as much detail as you can stand. 183 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:57,645 I don't have a life, so there's nothing for you to interfere with. 184 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:01,566 Research the background. Cover the process. 185 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,070 "The complete record of the most earth-shattering invention ever. 186 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,782 The one that ended all concepts of transport... 187 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,952 ...of borders and frontiers, of time and space." 188 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,333 And the book'll end with me... 189 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:22,003 ...transporting myself 1 5 feet through space from one telepod to another. 190 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,504 That's what's really missing. 191 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,134 Wait for me that long? 192 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,029 [SHOWER RUNNING] 193 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,850 What are you doing in my apartment? 194 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,145 Just happened to be in the neighborhood. Felt a bit scummy. 195 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,691 Rough day. 196 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,612 [FLUSHES TOlLET] 197 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,323 [STATHlS YELLS] 198 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,911 How did you get in? 199 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,373 I have a key, remember? 200 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,958 You gave it to me. 201 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,669 I knew l should've changed the lock. 202 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,879 I knew you wouldn't. 203 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,465 -Yeah? -Yeah. 204 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,970 That's because unconsciously... 205 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:59,017 ...you still want me to come back, move in again. 206 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,435 No. 207 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:05,648 That's because, very consciously, I'm lazy and disorganized. 208 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,822 Your new playmate's an interesting guy. 209 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,407 What playmate? 210 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,492 The nightclub act. 211 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,620 Brundle. 212 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,082 -Yeah? -Yeah. 213 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,296 Yeah, l was wrong. He's really quite brilliant. 214 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,718 He was the leader of the F32 team. Remember that? 215 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,056 An inch away from the Nobel Prize for physics. 216 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,850 He was only 20 at the time. 217 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,396 I don't even think l'll do Brundle. l'm still considering the Psychology Today gig. 218 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,190 That's not like you. 219 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,235 Are you getting out or am l? 220 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,657 I'll go. I have to put this issue to bed. Want me to come back and tuck you in? 221 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,118 No. Key. 222 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,747 I'll keep it... 223 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,124 ...for old time's sake. 224 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,587 You're a petty schmuck. 225 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:33,111 Initiate in five seconds. 226 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,633 [SQUEALING] 227 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,735 I've gotta do this, Seth. 228 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,904 Talk to the tape. Get in the habit. 229 00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,114 The world will wanna know what you're thinking. 230 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,200 "Fuck" is what I'm thinking! 231 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,910 Good. 232 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,621 The world will wanna know that. 233 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,249 What else? Why didn't it work? 234 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,253 I think it turned the baboon inside out. 235 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,633 Why? 236 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,845 Can't deal with the flesh. It only works with inanimate objects... 237 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,764 ...nothing that's living. 238 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,768 It must be my fault. 239 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,270 Why? 240 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,108 Computers are dumb. They only know what you tell them. 241 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,197 I must not know enough about the flesh myself. I'm gonna have to learn. 242 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,079 I don't wanna talk now. 243 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,558 Do you ever change your clothes? 244 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,436 What? 245 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,232 The clothes. You're always wearing the same clothes. 246 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:23,948 No, these are clean. I change my clothes every day. 247 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,668 Five sets of exactly the same clothes? 248 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,378 Learned it from Einstein. 249 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,381 This way l don't have to... 250 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:44,969 ...expend any thought on what l'll wear. I just grab the next set on the rack. 251 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:55,479 I bought some steaks. Can l make you one? 252 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,732 We could go out. 253 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,151 Cheeseburger? 254 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,907 No, we don't have to go there. 255 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,669 You're very cute. You know that? 256 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,671 Am l? 257 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,484 [KISSlNG] 258 00:22:59,669 --> 00:23:00,669 Oh, ow! 259 00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:02,546 -What happened? -On my back. Ow. 260 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:07,009 Oh. Oh, God. Something's stuck to your back. 261 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,136 Well, pull it off. 262 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,683 VERONlCA: Oh, ew. BRUNDLE: Ow. 263 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,894 Ow. 264 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,896 Sorry. 265 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,523 Oh, huh. 266 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,691 I wondered what happened to this. 267 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:26,570 -Do you have any disinfectant? -No, it's okay. 268 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,489 I'm gonna kiss it for you. 269 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,412 Thank you. 270 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,081 Ow, ow, ow. 271 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,001 Sorry. l just wanna eat you up. 272 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:45,923 You know, that's why old ladies pinch babies' cheeks. 273 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,635 It's the flesh. lt just makes you crazy. 274 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,930 Ronnie. Ronnie. 275 00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:00,312 You wanna try an experiment? 276 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:02,606 Sure. 277 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,573 BRUNDLE: Okay. 278 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,578 Eat this. I need an objective opinion. 279 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,462 -Yes? -Well.... 280 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:11,008 It could use some finesse, but it tastes like a steak. 281 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:16,597 BRUNDLE: Okay.... 282 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,850 Now try this teleported half. 283 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:24,480 -A monkey just came apart in there. -Baboon. Eat. 284 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,276 -Oh-- -What? 285 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:30,736 That tastes funny. 286 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,656 -Funny how? -lt tastes... 287 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,534 ...synthetic. 288 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,537 Mm-hm. 289 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:41,288 So, what have we proved? 290 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:47,211 The computer is giving us its interpretation... 291 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,549 ...of a steak. It's translating it for us, it's rethinking it... 292 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:54,134 ...rather than reproducing it. 293 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,346 And something's getting lost in the translation. 294 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,391 Me. l'm lost. 295 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,601 The flesh. 296 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:08,482 It should make the computer crazy. Like those old ladies pinching babies. 297 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,984 But it doesn't, not yet. 298 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:14,697 I haven't taught the computer to be made crazy by the flesh. 299 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,657 The poetry of the steak. 300 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,535 So l'm gonna start teaching it now. 301 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:29,688 I should've known it. 302 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,398 What are you doing here? 303 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,984 I followed you. 304 00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:38,781 Psychology Today, my ass. You stayed with Brundle all night. 305 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,408 Why didn't l believe you, l wonder. 306 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:43,619 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 307 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,122 Yeah, l think he'd look great in this. Don't you? 308 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:54,880 For your TIME magazine cover, you've gotta look good, right? 309 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:58,258 Don't you get it? l am finally onto something that's big. 310 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:01,470 -Huge. -Yeah? What? His cock? 311 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,807 Crude, Stathis. Very crude. 312 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,517 You're too perfect to believe. 313 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,187 You're a goddess. 314 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:13,148 Thank you for making my most paranoid fantasies come true. 315 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:15,234 I don't have to report to you, you creep! 316 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,278 Ronnie? You've got to talk to me. 317 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,447 I don't have to. We're finished, remember? 318 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,450 I'll spend the night anywhere l damn well please. 319 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,869 Sorry. l'll take this too. 320 00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,360 [BABOON CHATTERlNG] 321 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,740 I think it's time for champagne. 322 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:11,623 VERONlCA: Oh, God, Seth. 323 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,917 It's really happened. You did it. 324 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:18,213 -You'll never have to get carsick again. -Or airsick or seasick. 325 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,799 I know. Or tricycle-sick. 326 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,471 What's next? 327 00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,892 We'll send the baboon out for tests, see if he's really okay. 328 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,102 How long will that take? 329 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:33,979 Could be weeks. 330 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,355 Really? 331 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,191 Yeah, why? 332 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:42,738 Well, l was thinking that we could take a holiday. 333 00:29:43,656 --> 00:29:44,698 We could? 334 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:47,201 Yeah. You know, like an old married couple. 335 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,329 The old man's got a couple weeks off, so... 336 00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:52,915 ...they go to Florida, someplace warm. 337 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,459 Just you and me? 338 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:58,378 Yeah. ls there someone else you're thinking of bringing along? 339 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,923 No, no, I just.... 340 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,343 Is this a romance we're having? Is that what it is? 341 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,472 Yeah. Could be a romance. 342 00:30:09,682 --> 00:30:10,849 Come here. 343 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,440 I have a great idea. 344 00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:25,197 You like Chinese food? 345 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,407 Yes. 346 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:31,411 We're gonna have a romantic dinner right here. 347 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,545 Hey, what's this? 348 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,422 From your editor. Somebody slipped it under the door. 349 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,342 Hello, Victor? Yeah, it's Seth Brundle. 350 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:50,264 -Yeah, I'll wait. -Oh, no. 351 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:53,767 BRUNDLE: What? What's that? 352 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,394 [VERONlCA SIGHS] 353 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,567 Nothing. It's just personal bullshit. 354 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,862 Old married couples share their personal bullshit. 355 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,822 That's how they stay old and married. 356 00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:12,953 -Listen, Seth, don't rush it. -What are you talking about? 357 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,330 -Look, I have to go out for a few hours. -Now? 358 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:19,084 No, Ronnie, spicy eggplant, champagne. 359 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:22,838 Just for a few hours. I still have the residue of another life. 360 00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:27,050 I have to scrape it off my shoe and get rid of it once and for all. 361 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,597 Hi. 362 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:32,931 [DOOR CLOSES] 363 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,744 VERONlCA: What's this supposed to mean? 364 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:57,205 It means that l'm your editor and I'm shaping your material into a story. 365 00:31:57,457 --> 00:32:01,084 You told me there was no story. You said Brundle was a con man. 366 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:04,796 I've decided to trust your journalistic instincts. 367 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,925 Thanks very much. But this is not your story. 368 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,635 It's mine. 369 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,136 Says who? 370 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:14,681 I sent you to the Bartok party to see what you could find. 371 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,934 Your discovery is my discovery. 372 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,354 I have a lot of background on Brundle. 373 00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:23,190 He's been working on this for six years. 374 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,193 There's material to find if you dig deep. 375 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:28,695 -l dug. -Stathis.... 376 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,324 Everything that has to do with transportation will become obsolete. 377 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,743 And l am right there in the middle of it. 378 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:38,455 -The only inside recorder of the event. -Okay. 379 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,210 Okay. 380 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:49,508 Look, just keep me informed. All right? 381 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,385 As a friend? 382 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,513 As a professional confidante? 383 00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,849 That's all? 384 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,730 I don't want you to disappear from my life. 385 00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,405 Okay. 386 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:15,867 What about sex? 387 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:20,622 I'm not saying love or affection. Just stress-relieving sex. 388 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,165 You and me. 389 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,502 You're disgusting. 390 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:27,170 As always. 391 00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,755 [DOOR CLOSES] 392 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,676 Wouldn't wanna disappoint you. 393 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:36,847 Residue means her old boyfriend, doesn't it? 394 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,435 Stathis Borans is her old boyfriend. 395 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:45,188 "From the desk of Stathis Borans." 396 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,483 How about, "Under the desk of Stathis Borans"? 397 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:53,280 She's working for her old boyfriend. Now she runs out late at night to see him. 398 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:55,032 What is this, the Ronnie game? 399 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,872 I'm catching on. l'm catching on. 400 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:08,170 I didn't mean to kill your brother, but he didn't die in vain... 401 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,213 ...if that's of any comfort. 402 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,260 As the general said, l wouldn't ask you to do anything that I wouldn't do myself. 403 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,429 [FLY BUZZING] 404 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:19,973 Hey, you're all right. 405 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,851 I'm looking at you. I can tell you're okay. 406 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,399 What are we waiting for? Let's do it. 407 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,486 [CHATTERS] 408 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:47,375 [FLY BUZZING] 409 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,291 How you doing? 410 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,793 Now, you tell me. 411 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,296 Am l different somehow? 412 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,215 "Is it live or is it Memorex?" 413 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,803 It's too bad Ronnie missed it. 414 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,574 I missed you last night. 415 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:27,911 It's still night. I came back. 416 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:32,290 You had to celebrate without me. I'm sorry. 417 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,001 I went through last night. 418 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:38,338 You went through? 419 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:41,049 Without testing the baboon? 420 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:46,513 I was drunk. I was a bit upset. 421 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,224 You could've killed yourself. 422 00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,318 Are you sleeping with Stathis Borans? 423 00:38:01,195 --> 00:38:02,654 What are you talking about? 424 00:38:03,197 --> 00:38:06,533 I don't know. I just get that feeling. 425 00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:12,163 That's why you were upset? 426 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:16,543 I got jealous. 427 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:21,923 Oh, God. Seth, you don't have to be jealous. 428 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:24,884 He's an old boyfriend. 429 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:27,637 He was teaching at college. I was a science major. 430 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,890 He got me started in journalism. 431 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,935 Is he still in love with you? 432 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,354 How could he not be? 433 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:44,904 Hey. Oh, what about our deal? You went through and I wasn't there. 434 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:47,782 Don't worry, l taped it for you. 435 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:50,285 You did? 436 00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:16,936 [FLY BUZZING] 437 00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:32,994 [BUZZlNG STOPS] 438 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,126 [FLY BUZZING] 439 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,776 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 440 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,802 BRUNDLE: So I asked the computer if it had improved me, and it didn't understand. 441 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:04,307 That's made me think about what I've been feeling and why. l'm thinking... 442 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:09,145 ...that the sheer process of being taken apart atom by atom and reassembled-- 443 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:13,941 It's like filtering coffee. It's a purifying process. lt's purified and cleansed me. 444 00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:17,487 I'll tell you, I think it's gonna allow me to realize... 445 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:22,241 ...the personal potential l've been neglecting all these years... 446 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:25,828 ...that l've been obsessively pursuing goal after goal. 447 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:30,041 -Do you take coffee with your sugar? -What? 448 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:34,504 You know, I just don't think I've ever given me a chance to be me. 449 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,548 But, of course interestingly, when l achieved... 450 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,343 ...what will probably prove to be my life's work... 451 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:42,929 ...that's when l started being the real me, finally. 452 00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:44,931 So, listen... 453 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,933 ...not to wax Messianic... 454 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:52,021 ...but the synchronicity of those two events may blur the individual effect. 455 00:44:52,272 --> 00:44:55,733 But it is, nevertheless, also certainly true. 456 00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:59,821 I will say now, however subjectively, human teleportation... 457 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:04,117 ...molecular breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. 458 00:45:04,284 --> 00:45:07,954 It makes a man a king. Since l walked out of the pod, I felt like a million bucks. 459 00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,082 I think I am gonna have a cannoli after all. Waiter! 460 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:14,460 I mean, what an accomplishment. But what have I really done? 461 00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:16,379 All I've done is say to the world: 462 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:20,049 "Let's go. Move. Catch me if you can." Waiter. 463 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,051 Jesus Christ! 464 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,227 [MOANlNG] 465 00:45:35,482 --> 00:45:36,733 VERONlCA: Oh, God. Wait. 466 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:39,861 Oh, God. 467 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,614 BRUNDLE: What? 468 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:46,534 VERONlCA: How can you keep going? 469 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:51,372 You can't have any fluid left in your body. 470 00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:53,499 We've been doing this for hours. 471 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:57,003 I'm not ready to quit yet. Come on. 472 00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,505 Come on. 473 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,846 Hey. What's this? 474 00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:09,098 BRUNDLE: It's an attempt to distract me. 475 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,101 No, really, what is it? lt's like... 476 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:16,773 -...hairs or something. -l don't know, it's.... 477 00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,400 It happens when you get older, weird hair. 478 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,778 They're really coarse. 479 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:27,533 I've never really been hairy enough. Know what l mean? Always too boyish. 480 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:29,911 I'm looking forward to a hairy body. 481 00:46:30,245 --> 00:46:33,873 It's one of the compensations of old age. Where are you going? 482 00:47:06,281 --> 00:47:08,658 Hey, hey, hey! Not my new hairs. What are you doing? 483 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:09,909 Relax, Brundle. 484 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:13,871 I don't really think you want a body covered with these. 485 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,458 God! They're really tough! 486 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:21,420 Listen. 487 00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,842 I want you to go through. I wanna teleport you right now. 488 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:29,387 You'll feel incredible. l hardly need to sleep and l feel wonderful. 489 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:31,639 It's like a drug but a pure, benign drug. 490 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,141 The power l feel surging inside me--! 491 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,311 We'll be the perfect couple. The dynamic duo. Come on. 492 00:47:37,604 --> 00:47:38,980 -Right now. -Hey, wait. 493 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:42,608 Don't give me that born-again teleportation rap. l'm scared to do it. 494 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,444 What do I have to say? I'm not gonna do it! 495 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:48,823 You're a fucking drag, you know? 496 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:56,205 Something went wrong. When you went through, something went wrong. 497 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,297 No? Not you? 498 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:08,426 If you're too chickenshit to be in the dynamic duo club... 499 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:11,512 ...l'll find somebody else who can keep up with me. 500 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,264 Seth, listen to me-- 501 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,808 You're afraid to dive in the plasma pool, aren't you? 502 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:18,811 You're afraid to be destroyed and re-created. 503 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,147 Think you woke me up about the flesh? 504 00:48:21,356 --> 00:48:24,650 You only know society's straight line about the flesh. 505 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:29,655 You can't penetrate society's sick gray fear of the flesh. 506 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:34,660 Drink deep, or taste not the plasma spring. See what l'm saying? 507 00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:37,955 This is not just sex and penetration, but penetration... 508 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,041 ...beyond the veil of the flesh. 509 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:44,086 A deep, penetrating dive into the plasma pool. 510 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,631 I'll have a Scotch. 511 00:49:31,426 --> 00:49:32,802 Who's winning? 512 00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:36,138 I don't know. 513 00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:38,849 I hope it's Marky. 514 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:43,354 -How come? -Because. 515 00:49:44,022 --> 00:49:45,398 I like Marky tonight. 516 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:47,775 Well, l like you tonight. 517 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:51,153 Maybe I'd better get involved. 518 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:57,243 Hey, pal, you're disturbing us. 519 00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:59,578 $1 00 says l can beat either of you. 520 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,960 -Take a hike, asshole. -Here. 521 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,339 Here's my hundred. 522 00:50:11,299 --> 00:50:13,634 I get to take the lady home for the night if I win. 523 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,553 Says who? 524 00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:17,263 Do I look like a hooker? 525 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:21,392 Tawny, it's an easy hundred. Come on, let's get it over with. 526 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:29,108 -Watch out. He eats chocolate bars. -Yeah, so l noticed. 527 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,230 [SCREAMlNG] 528 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,909 TAWNY: Are you a bodybuilder? 529 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:24,413 BRUNDLE: Yeah, l build bodies. I take them apart and put them back together. 530 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:26,832 TAWNY: Well, you sure took Marky apart. 531 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:30,044 -Let's go back to my place. -Your place? 532 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:33,547 Yeah, well, okay. I live with my mother anyway. 533 00:51:33,757 --> 00:51:37,343 But could we go to maybe a few more bars first? 534 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:40,513 -lt's a little too early to quit. -Sure, a few more bars. 535 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,165 Great place. 536 00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:10,543 Hey! 537 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,384 There's no elevator. 538 00:52:19,052 --> 00:52:21,720 -l can't make it. -There's an elevator. 539 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:26,934 There, don't you feel elevated? 540 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,230 TAWNY: Whoa. 541 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:09,351 Wow. 542 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:19,778 Are you some sort of magician? 543 00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:26,160 Yes. 544 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:56,815 So are we going to breakfast or not? 545 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,986 It's your turn. 546 00:54:01,696 --> 00:54:03,697 -To do what? -l want you to go through. 547 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,824 No. I don't wanna try that. 548 00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:07,993 Why not? It'll make you feel sexy. 549 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,579 But l already feel sexy. 550 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:13,707 How about... 551 00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,210 ...a nice... 552 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:20,005 -...alcohol rub? -Don't do that! lt hurts. 553 00:54:21,883 --> 00:54:23,926 Sorry, hon. 554 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,263 I didn't know you had the skin of a princess. 555 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,682 -You're real sensitive, huh? -Okay! 556 00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,101 That's it. You're going to like it. 557 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:35,020 -l don't want to. I'm afraid. -Don't be afraid. 558 00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:36,272 VERONlCA: No. 559 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:40,025 Be afraid. Be very afraid. 560 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,278 Who's this? 561 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,239 I forgot to tell you. I live with my mother too. 562 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,199 Mom, meet Tawny. 563 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,619 I gotta go. 564 00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:58,544 Thanks for a wonderful time. 565 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,556 Why'd you scare her off? Jealous? 566 00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,101 You're changing, Seth. 567 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:17,313 Everything about you is changing. 568 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:19,398 You look bad. 569 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:21,066 You smell bad. 570 00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:23,652 I've never been much of a bather. 571 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:31,076 Those weird hairs that grew out of your back, l took them to a lab. 572 00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,162 I had them analyzed. 573 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:41,295 The hairs? 574 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:44,631 Oh, yeah. That's a strange thing to do. 575 00:55:44,799 --> 00:55:47,343 Not as strange as the results. 576 00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:50,471 The guy at the lab had trouble identifying them. 577 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,933 He finally concluded that they were definitely not human. 578 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:57,102 Oh. 579 00:55:57,270 --> 00:56:00,105 -Very good. -Not human, Seth. 580 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:04,401 In fact, very likely insect hairs. 581 00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,612 That's silly. That's ridiculous. 582 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:08,030 Look. 583 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,824 Now there's more. Look at your face. 584 00:56:11,826 --> 00:56:13,660 Something happened when you went through. 585 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,538 You've got to get some help. I think you must be sick. 586 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:18,415 You're jealous! 587 00:56:21,169 --> 00:56:24,129 I've become free. I've been released, and you can't stand it. 588 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,548 You'll do anything to bring me down. 589 00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:31,136 Does this look like a sick man to you? 590 00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,681 No, stop it! 591 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,975 Know any sick men who do that? Come here. 592 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:39,937 The deal is off. I don't need you anymore. 593 00:56:40,105 --> 00:56:41,563 No, wait. 594 00:56:41,731 --> 00:56:43,816 Seth, please, wait. Seth! 595 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,192 Don't come back. 596 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:48,028 Oh, God. 597 00:56:51,866 --> 00:56:53,200 [CRYING] 598 00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:02,538 Oh, no. 599 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:06,917 What's happening to me? Am I dying? 600 00:59:09,295 --> 00:59:11,505 Is this how it starts? Am l dying? 601 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:16,718 Brundle, Seth. 602 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,638 Give me a disc. 603 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,183 I need the first teleportation: S. Brundle. 604 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:00,679 Run sequence. 605 01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:51,039 [PHONE RlNGS] 606 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,377 Hello. 607 01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:57,629 [HEAVY BREATHlNG] 608 01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,382 Seth. 609 01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:06,471 Seth, I've been trying to reach you. Where are you? 610 01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:08,974 BRUNDLE: For the last four weeks, l've been afraid to see you. 611 01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:13,562 Now I'm afraid not to. 612 01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:15,188 Where are you? Are you at home? 613 01:02:15,398 --> 01:02:17,482 You don't know how right you were. 614 01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:19,359 l've gotten... 615 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,404 ...much, much worse. 616 01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:24,990 Please come see me. 617 01:02:25,241 --> 01:02:27,075 Please come now. 618 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,143 Seth? 619 01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:54,853 I'm here. 620 01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,271 BRUNDLE: Stop! 621 01:02:57,857 --> 01:02:59,441 Seth. 622 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,821 You were right. 623 01:03:05,072 --> 01:03:07,115 I'm diseased... 624 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,452 ...and it might be contagious somehow. 625 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:14,039 I wouldn't want to infect you. 626 01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:18,585 And it's been accelerating. 627 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:22,756 It's unrelenting. Every day there are changes. 628 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:26,468 Every time l look in the mirror, I'm someone different, someone repulsive. 629 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,677 What happened? 630 01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:31,223 [SINGlNG] 631 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:35,477 Seth, please. 632 01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:40,690 I was not pure. The teleporter insists on purity. I was not pure. 633 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:44,402 I don't know what you mean. 634 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,074 A fly... 635 01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:54,704 ...got into the transmitter pod with me that first time when l was alone. 636 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:01,586 The computer got confused. 637 01:04:01,754 --> 01:04:04,381 There weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns. 638 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:08,093 And it decided to splice us together. 639 01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:12,806 It mated us, me and the fly. We hadn't even been properly introduced. 640 01:04:16,769 --> 01:04:20,730 My teleporter turned into a gene splicer. 641 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:24,901 A very good one. Now I'm not Seth Brundle anymore. 642 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:29,656 I'm the offspring of Brundle and a housefly. 643 01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:34,744 Oh, God. Oh, God, Seth! 644 01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:36,788 You look so pretty. 645 01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:39,124 What will happen? 646 01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:42,836 I think it's showing itself as a bizarre form of cancer. 647 01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:48,258 General cellular chaos and revolution. I'm just gonna disintegrate. 648 01:04:48,509 --> 01:04:50,552 In a novel way, no doubt. 649 01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:52,554 Then l'll die. 650 01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:57,058 -And then it will be over. -No, no, no. I don't accept that. 651 01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:01,021 There must be something we can do, someone to go to, tests that can be done. 652 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:05,775 No! I won't be just another tumorous bore... 653 01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:10,155 ...talking endlessly about his hair falling out and his lost lymph nodes. 654 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,533 What do you want me to do? Why did you call me? 655 01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:30,717 Oh.... 656 01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:32,218 That's disgusting. 657 01:05:42,521 --> 01:05:43,730 My... 658 01:05:44,523 --> 01:05:46,358 ...ear. No! 659 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:49,361 I'm scared. 660 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,990 Help me. 661 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:58,536 Please. Please, help me. 662 01:06:06,837 --> 01:06:10,340 -Don't go back to him. -That's it? 663 01:06:10,591 --> 01:06:11,716 That's your advice? 664 01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:15,011 He's right. It could be contagious. It could turn into an epidemic. 665 01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,930 I have to go back to him. 666 01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:21,059 -l don't believe this. -lf you saw him, Stathis.... 667 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,854 If you saw how scared and angry and desperate he is-- 668 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,983 I'm sure Typhoid Mary was nice too when you saw her socially. 669 01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:30,276 -l do not want-- -l don't care what you want. 670 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:32,529 All right, fine, okay. 671 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:48,837 Do I have permission to claim your body when this is over? 672 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:51,631 Oh, God. 673 01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:56,302 Look, how about this? 674 01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:02,142 You say, if only l saw him. 675 01:07:02,643 --> 01:07:04,060 Show me. 676 01:07:04,895 --> 01:07:06,271 Tape him. Show me. 677 01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:08,815 Let me think about it. 678 01:07:10,776 --> 01:07:12,569 I'll come up with something. 679 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,139 Seth? 680 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:50,982 -Seth? BRUNDLE: No, no, no. Up here. 681 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,734 Oh! 682 01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:56,613 I've gotten pretty good at it, haven't l? 683 01:07:57,364 --> 01:07:59,491 Yeah, it's almost second nature. 684 01:08:00,659 --> 01:08:02,827 I stopped biting my nails. 685 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,959 Look at this. What's this? 686 01:08:11,128 --> 01:08:12,337 I don't know. 687 01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:19,719 I seem to be stricken by a disease with a purpose, wouldn't you say? 688 01:08:24,391 --> 01:08:27,852 Maybe not such a bad disease after all. 689 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:29,562 I can't stay. 690 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,189 No, no, no. 691 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,526 Why not? Why can't you? 692 01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:36,653 I can't take it. It's too much. 693 01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:39,489 What's there to take? The disease has revealed its purpose. 694 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:44,077 We don't have to worry about contagion. I know what the disease wants. 695 01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:45,954 What does the disease want? 696 01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:50,583 It wants to turn me into something else. 697 01:08:50,876 --> 01:08:54,212 That's not terrible. Most people would give anything to be something else. 698 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,797 Turned into what? 699 01:08:56,006 --> 01:09:00,135 What do you think, a fly? Am l becoming a 1 85-pound fly? 700 01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:03,638 No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. 701 01:09:03,889 --> 01:09:06,391 I'm becoming "Brundlefly." 702 01:09:07,685 --> 01:09:09,561 Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize? 703 01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:12,647 Here. 704 01:09:13,190 --> 01:09:16,442 I want to give a demonstration... 705 01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:21,781 ...that l think you'll want to record for posterity. 706 01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,659 I think you must chronicle... 707 01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:27,912 ...the life and times of Brundlefly, don't you? 708 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:32,709 At the very least, it should make a fabulous children's book. 709 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:34,419 You seem tired. 710 01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:37,630 You got me there? 711 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,555 How does Brundlefly eat? 712 01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:48,766 He found out the hard way that he eats very much the way a fly eats. 713 01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:50,685 His teeth are now useless. 714 01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:54,439 Because although he can chew up solid food, he can't digest it. 715 01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:58,026 Solid food hurts. So, like a fly... 716 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,739 ...Brundlefly breaks down solids with a corrosive enzyme... 717 01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:05,241 ...playfully called "vomit drop." 718 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,369 He regurgitates on his food. lt liquefies. 719 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:11,080 And then he sucks it back up. 720 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:13,791 Ready for a demonstration, kids? 721 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:15,919 Here it goes. 722 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:17,295 [BRUNDLE REGURGlTATES] 723 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,631 Oh, my God. 724 01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:22,759 My God! 725 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,638 [DOOR OPENS] 726 01:10:30,267 --> 01:10:31,726 Hey, Ronnie. 727 01:10:35,147 --> 01:10:36,522 Ronnie! 728 01:10:45,115 --> 01:10:46,532 What is it? 729 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:54,874 I'm pregnant. 730 01:10:56,001 --> 01:11:02,382 Oh, no. 731 01:11:04,843 --> 01:11:07,178 I'm pregnant with Seth's baby. 732 01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:17,772 What do you wanna do? 733 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,776 I don't know. 734 01:11:24,738 --> 01:11:26,364 I just.... 735 01:11:26,573 --> 01:11:28,032 I don't know. 736 01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:59,564 -Stathis, I'm scared. -lt's going to be all right, Ronnie. 737 01:12:00,149 --> 01:12:01,816 It's going to be fine. 738 01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:04,152 I don't think l want to lose it. 739 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,404 Is there something wrong? Why am l losing it? 740 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:08,698 It's better this way, Ronnie. You'll see. 741 01:12:09,783 --> 01:12:12,076 It's the best thing that could happen. 742 01:12:12,786 --> 01:12:14,329 GYNECOLOGlST: Okay, she's expelling it. 743 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:17,498 It's coming out. I don't think we'll have to go in. 744 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:20,793 NURSE: lt's gonna be easy. Don't worry, honey. 745 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:24,589 No. Please, no. 746 01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:27,967 GYNECOLOGlST: It'll be over soon. Here we go. Okay. 747 01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:34,599 A little suction here. A little suction. 748 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:36,976 Suction. 749 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,687 Hold it. Hold on a minute. There's more in there. 750 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:41,439 VERONlCA: There's more? 751 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,775 GYNECOLOGlST: Yeah, l mean a lot more. Okay. 752 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,778 You're gonna have to help us. Come on. Push. 753 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:49,614 Push it out. Come on, push. 754 01:12:49,823 --> 01:12:52,909 -That's it. Come on, push. -No, wait. 755 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:56,037 GYNECOLOGlST: Give us a push. You can push it out. Come on. That's it. 756 01:12:56,246 --> 01:12:59,999 -No, wait, wait. No. -You can do it. 757 01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:01,751 Wait. 758 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:05,004 No! 759 01:13:05,255 --> 01:13:07,048 [VERONlCA SCREAMING] 760 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,328 I want a disc. Give me preliminary integration. 761 01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:23,040 BRUNDLE'S VOICE [ON COMPUTER]: I want a disc. Give me preliminary integration. 762 01:15:06,627 --> 01:15:10,588 You're relics. Yes, you are. You can't deny it. 763 01:15:10,839 --> 01:15:15,760 Vestigial, archaeological, redundant. 764 01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:21,390 Artifacts of a bygone era. 765 01:15:21,683 --> 01:15:24,101 Of historical interest only. 766 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:48,292 You've missed some good moments. 767 01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:51,837 Is that why you're here? To catch up? 768 01:15:56,843 --> 01:15:58,302 I wanted.... 769 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,686 My teeth have begun to fall out. 770 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:12,525 The medicine cabinet's now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. 771 01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:15,403 -Want to see what else is in it? -No. 772 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:19,824 Then... 773 01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,119 ...what do you want? 774 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:28,958 I came to tell you.... 775 01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:36,465 I just.... 776 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:40,928 I wanted to see you... 777 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:42,722 ...before.... 778 01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,357 You have to leave now... 779 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:56,736 ...and never come back here. 780 01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:05,453 Have you ever heard of insect politics? 781 01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:08,998 Neither have l. 782 01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:16,714 Insects don't have politics. 783 01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:20,676 They're very brutal. 784 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,596 No compassion. 785 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,890 No compromise. 786 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:29,435 We can't trust the insect. 787 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:34,023 I'd like to become... 788 01:17:34,816 --> 01:17:38,194 ...the first insect politician. 789 01:17:39,529 --> 01:17:41,322 I'd like to... 790 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:45,534 ...but l'm afraid.... 791 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:49,163 I don't know what you're trying to say. 792 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:51,957 I'm saying.... 793 01:18:00,175 --> 01:18:02,593 I'm saying l'm an insect... 794 01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:07,682 ...who dreamt he was a man and loved it. 795 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:10,101 But now the dream is over... 796 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,186 ...and the insect is awake. 797 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,314 No, Seth. 798 01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,859 I'm saying... 799 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,864 ...l'll hurt you if you stay. 800 01:18:43,135 --> 01:18:44,844 [DOOR CLOSES] 801 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:49,473 [GROANING] 802 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,239 Let's go. Let's do it now. 803 01:19:05,490 --> 01:19:08,492 Now? Wait. Wait a minute. What did he say? 804 01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:11,829 I couldn't tell him. Let's go, damn it. 805 01:19:12,038 --> 01:19:14,623 No! I think we should wait a few days. 806 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:16,917 -You're not in the right state of mind. -No, now. 807 01:19:17,085 --> 01:19:20,045 I want it out of my body now. You should have seen him. 808 01:19:20,255 --> 01:19:22,715 There could be anything in here, in me, in my body. 809 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:26,010 I don't know if l can arrange it right now, tonight. 810 01:19:26,219 --> 01:19:27,511 Why do we have to--? 811 01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:32,808 I don't want it in my body. Understand? I don't want it in my body! 812 01:20:06,593 --> 01:20:09,595 Well, okay, what's the story? 813 01:20:12,390 --> 01:20:14,600 She's pregnant and she wants to have an abortion. 814 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,602 In the middle of the night? 815 01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:21,065 We have good reason to think that... 816 01:20:21,274 --> 01:20:24,819 ...this child will be deformed. 817 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:28,155 -Yeah, but in the middle of the night? -Look, Brent. 818 01:20:30,116 --> 01:20:31,367 Please. 819 01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,496 Is it your child? 820 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,624 No. It's the-- 821 01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:44,380 It's the child of a man who is deformed. 822 01:20:46,132 --> 01:20:47,591 CHEEVERS: I don't mean to interfere... 823 01:20:47,801 --> 01:20:51,720 ...but l detect a certain uncertainty here. 824 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,849 There are tests we can do to determine whether-- 825 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:59,228 I don't want tests. Tests can't guarantee anything. 826 01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:02,773 The baby could start off normal, then become.... 827 01:21:05,902 --> 01:21:07,361 I want an abortion. 828 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,616 I'll do it myself if l have to. 829 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:17,621 Okay. lf you'll just slip into that, we'll be on our way in no time. 830 01:21:44,107 --> 01:21:45,524 No. No. 831 01:21:49,154 --> 01:21:51,155 Wait, Seth, no. 832 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,099 Why did you wanna kill Brundle? 833 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:25,356 The baby might be all that's left of the real me. 834 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,568 Please don't kill me. 835 01:22:31,237 --> 01:22:34,490 I can't have it. l'm afraid. 836 01:22:34,824 --> 01:22:38,535 Please, have the baby. 837 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:42,706 I can't. 838 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:52,716 Too bad. 839 01:25:09,187 --> 01:25:10,771 [SCREECHES] 840 01:25:14,442 --> 01:25:15,943 Jeez! 841 01:25:27,747 --> 01:25:29,790 [SCREAMlNG] 842 01:26:24,762 --> 01:26:28,098 VERONlCA: No, don't. Don't, please. 843 01:26:28,474 --> 01:26:29,766 Please. 844 01:26:52,457 --> 01:26:53,957 Help me. 845 01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:56,501 Help me be human. 846 01:26:57,462 --> 01:26:58,962 How? 847 01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:08,138 Well.... 848 01:27:11,517 --> 01:27:13,143 I go there... 849 01:27:15,688 --> 01:27:17,189 ...and you go there. 850 01:27:21,694 --> 01:27:24,404 We come apart... 851 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:29,326 ...and then we come together there. 852 01:27:31,996 --> 01:27:34,748 You, me and the baby. 853 01:27:36,084 --> 01:27:37,125 Together. 854 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:55,560 No. 855 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:58,814 We'll be the ultimate family. 856 01:27:59,315 --> 01:28:03,694 A family of three, joined together in one body. 857 01:28:05,071 --> 01:28:07,155 More human than l am alone. 858 01:28:08,533 --> 01:28:10,909 No! 859 01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:20,335 [CHOKING] 860 01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:35,225 VERONlCA: Oh, please. Oh, God. Please! 861 01:28:40,648 --> 01:28:41,815 No! 862 01:28:47,780 --> 01:28:50,574 Oh, God, please don't! 863 01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:53,952 No! No. No. 864 01:29:14,682 --> 01:29:16,058 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 865 01:29:16,976 --> 01:29:20,020 VERONlCA: Let me out. Oh, God. 866 01:30:38,182 --> 01:30:39,724 [VERONlCA GASPlNG] 867 01:31:19,891 --> 01:31:21,057 [SCREAMS] 868 01:32:26,123 --> 01:32:29,292 No. No, l can't. 869 01:32:31,295 --> 01:32:34,172 I can't. No. 870 01:32:34,340 --> 01:32:35,924 [GROANING]