1 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,125 Hi, honey. 2 00:00:44,208 --> 00:00:45,875 Hi, Mom. 3 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,208 You feeling any better? 4 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:52,292 A little bit. 5 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:54,292 Guess what. 6 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,458 What? 7 00:00:55,583 --> 00:00:57,292 Grandfather's here. 8 00:00:57,375 --> 00:01:00,333 Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick? 9 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:03,583 You're sick. That's why he's here. 10 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,375 He'll pinch my cheek. 11 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:07,000 I hate that. 12 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:08,792 Maybe he won't. 13 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:12,292 How's the sickie? 14 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,250 I'll leave you two pals alone. 15 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:21,583 I brought you a special present. 16 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,458 - What is it? - Open it up. 17 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,000 - A book? - That's right. 18 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,208 When I was your age, television was called books. 19 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,542 This is a special book. 20 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:39,875 It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick... 21 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:42,292 and I used to read it to your father. 22 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,875 Today I'm going to read it to you. 23 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:47,000 Does it got any sports in it? 24 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:48,458 Are you kidding? 25 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,417 Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge... 26 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,958 giants, monsters, chases... 27 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,875 escapes, true love, miracles. 28 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:00,833 That doesn't sound too bad. 29 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:03,333 I'll try and stay awake. 30 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:06,792 Thank you very much. That's very nice of you. 31 00:02:06,833 --> 00:02:09,417 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. 32 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,458 All right. 33 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:16,125 "The Princess Bride... 34 00:02:16,167 --> 00:02:18,125 "by S. Morgenstern. 35 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,125 "Chapter One. 36 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:23,125 "Buttercup was raised on a small farm... 37 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:25,125 "in the country of Florin. 38 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:28,125 "Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse... 39 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:31,125 "and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. 40 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:35,125 "His name was Westley, but she never called him that." 41 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,208 Isn't that a wonderful beginning? 42 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:40,583 Yeah, it's really good. 43 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:43,792 "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure... 44 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,792 as ordering Westley around." 45 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,500 Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. 46 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:51,458 I want to see my face shining in it by morning. 47 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,333 As you wish. 48 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:59,667 "As you wish" was all he ever said to her. 49 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,958 Farm boy, fill these with water. 50 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,458 Please. 51 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:10,917 As you wish. 52 00:03:14,917 --> 00:03:16,375 That day she was amazed to discover... 53 00:03:16,417 --> 00:03:19,292 that when he was saying, "As you wish"... 54 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:21,500 what he meant was, "I love you." 55 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:26,708 Even more amazing was the day she realized... 56 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:29,125 she truly loved him back. 57 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:31,792 Farm boy. 58 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:40,042 Fetch me that pitcher. 59 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:57,083 As you wish. 60 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,417 Hold it, hold it. 61 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,375 What is this? Are you trying to trick me? 62 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,375 And where's the sports? 63 00:04:13,417 --> 00:04:16,208 Is this a kissing book? 64 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,042 Wait. Just wait. 65 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,208 When does it get good? 66 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,250 Keep your shirt on and let me read. 67 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:25,708 "Westley had no money for marriage... 68 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,208 "so he packed his few belongings and left the farm... 69 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:30,125 "to seek his fortune across the sea." 70 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:34,042 It was a very emotional time for Buttercup. 71 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:36,250 I don't believe this! 72 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:39,333 I fear I'll never see you again. 73 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,458 Of course you will. 74 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,708 What if something happens to you? 75 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:50,542 Hear this now... 76 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,250 I will always come for you. 77 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:56,750 But how can you be sure? 78 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:58,708 This is true love. 79 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,250 Do you think this happens every day? 80 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,167 Westley didn't reach his destination. 81 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:20,500 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts... 82 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,917 who never left captives alive. 83 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:25,958 When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered... 84 00:05:26,042 --> 00:05:27,917 Murdered by pirates is good! 85 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,917 She went into her room and shut the door... 86 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:33,208 and for days she neither slept nor ate. 87 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,000 I will never love again. 88 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,958 Five years later, the main square of Florin City... 89 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:48,125 was filled as never before to hear the announcement... 90 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:50,833 of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be. 91 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,083 My people... 92 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:04,375 a month from now... 93 00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:08,333 our country will have its 500th anniversary. 94 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:12,500 On that sundown, I shall marry a lady... 95 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:16,083 who was once a commoner like yourselves... 96 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:21,917 but perhaps you will not find her common now. 97 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,917 Would you like to meet her? 98 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:31,958 My people, the princess Buttercup! 99 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:55,083 Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. 100 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:57,625 Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck... 101 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,917 the right to choose his bride... 102 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,792 she did not love him. 103 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,000 Despite Humperdinck's reassurance... 104 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,333 that she would grow to love him... 105 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:14,917 the only joy she found was in her daily ride. 106 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:29,042 A word, my lady? 107 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:34,042 We are but poor, lost circus performers. 108 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:36,625 Is there a village nearby? 109 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:39,875 There is nothing nearby, not for miles. 110 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:43,458 Then there will be no one to hear you scream. 111 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,042 What is that you're ripping? 112 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:55,333 It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder. 113 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,042 Who's Guilder? 114 00:07:57,125 --> 00:08:00,583 The country across the sea, the sworn enemy of Florin. 115 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:01,875 Go! 116 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:04,417 Once the horse reaches the castle... 117 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:06,167 the fabric will make the prince suspect... 118 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,625 that the Guilderians have abducted his love. 119 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:11,375 When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier... 120 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,958 his suspicions will be totally confirmed. 121 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:16,542 You never said anything about killing anyone. 122 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:19,208 I've hired you to help me start a war. 123 00:08:19,292 --> 00:08:21,000 It's a prestigious line of work... 124 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,917 with a long and glorious tradition. 125 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:27,292 I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. 126 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:32,500 Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? 127 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,792 You were not hired for your brains... 128 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,458 you hippopotamic land mass! 129 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,042 I agree with Fezzik. 130 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:40,458 The sot has spoken! 131 00:08:40,542 --> 00:08:43,333 What happens to her is not truly your concern! 132 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:44,833 I will kill her! 133 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,917 And remember this, never forget this... 134 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,625 When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk... 135 00:08:49,708 --> 00:08:51,958 you couldn't buy brandy! 136 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,917 And you... friendless, brainless... 137 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,917 helpless, hopeless! 138 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,333 Do you want me to send you back to where you were... 139 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:04,625 unemployed in Greenland? 140 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:22,125 That Vizzini, he can... fuss. 141 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,667 Fuss, fuss... 142 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:27,667 I think he like to scream... at us. 143 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:32,292 Probably he means no... harm. 144 00:09:32,417 --> 00:09:35,750 He's really very short on... charm. 145 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:38,667 You have a great gift for rhyme. 146 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,667 Yes, yes, some of the time. 147 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,875 Enough of that! 148 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,667 Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 149 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,667 If there are, we'll all be dead. 150 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,667 No more rhymes, now. I mean it! 151 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,708 Anybody want a peanut? 152 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:03,958 We'll reach the cliffs by dawn. 153 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:07,333 Why are you doing that? 154 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,917 Making sure nobody's following us. 155 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,875 That would be inconceivable. 156 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:13,958 Despite what you think... 157 00:10:14,042 --> 00:10:16,667 you will be caught, and when you are... 158 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,042 the prince will see you all hanged. 159 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:21,750 Of all the necks on this boat, Highness... 160 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:24,542 the one you should be worrying about is your own. 161 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:30,708 Stop doing that! 162 00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:33,042 We can all relax. It's almost over. 163 00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:34,833 You are sure nobody's following us? 164 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:37,917 As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally... 165 00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:40,333 and in all other ways inconceivable! 166 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:42,375 No one in Guilder knows what we've done... 167 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,917 and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. 168 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,417 Out of curiosity, why do you ask? 169 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:54,708 I happened to look behind us, and something is there. 170 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,208 What? 171 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,125 Probably some local fisherman... 172 00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,750 out for a pleasure cruise at night... 173 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,083 through eel-infested waters. 174 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:13,042 What? 175 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,583 Go in! Get after her! 176 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,292 I don't swim. 177 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,125 I only dog-paddle. 178 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,208 Veer left! 179 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:25,833 Left! 180 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:37,625 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? 181 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,292 Those are the shrieking eels. 182 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,833 If you don't believe me, just wait. 183 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:45,208 They always grow louder... 184 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,625 when they're about to feed on human flesh. 185 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,208 If you swim back now... 186 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:55,250 I promise no harm will come to you. 187 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:59,583 I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels. 188 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:11,708 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time. 189 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,083 What? 190 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,083 The eel doesn't get her. 191 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:18,000 I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. 192 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:20,875 I wasn't nervous. 193 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:25,167 Maybe I was a little bit concerned... 194 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,708 but that's not the same thing. 195 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,167 Because we can stop now if you want. 196 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:33,000 No. You could read a little bit more, if you want. 197 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:37,417 "Do you know what that sound is, Highness? 198 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,792 "Those are the shrieking eels." 199 00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,292 Pass that, Grandpa. You read it already. 200 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,208 My goodness, I did. 201 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,792 I'm sorry. Beg your pardon. 202 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:49,458 All right, all right. Let's see. 203 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:52,375 She was in the water, the eel was coming after her... 204 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,708 she was frightened... 205 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,875 the eel started to charge her, and then... 206 00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,042 Put her down. Just put her down! 207 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,292 I think he's getting closer. 208 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,375 He's no concern of ours. 209 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,000 Sail on! 210 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,333 I suppose you think you're brave, don't you? 211 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,917 Only compared to some. 212 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,458 Look! He's right on top of us! 213 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,292 I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using. 214 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,875 Whoever he is, he's too late. See? 215 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:35,500 The Cliffs of Insanity! 216 00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:37,542 Hurry up! 217 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,458 Move the thing! 218 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,208 And that other thing! 219 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,667 Move it! 220 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,250 We're safe. 221 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:52,875 Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way. 222 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,750 He'll have to sail for hours till he finds a harbor. 223 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:45,500 He's climbing the rope, and he's gaining on us! 224 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:47,167 Inconceivable! 225 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,625 Faster! 226 00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,792 I thought I was going faster. 227 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,083 You were supposed to be this colossus... 228 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,917 you were this great legendary thing... 229 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,625 and yet he gains! 230 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:01,958 I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself. 231 00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:06,167 I do not accept excuses. I have to find a new giant. 232 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,833 Don't say that, Vizzini, please. 233 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,125 Did I make it clear that your job is at stake? 234 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,958 He's got very good arms. 235 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,750 He didn't fall? 236 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,250 Inconceivable! 237 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,250 You keep using that word. 238 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:32,208 I do not think it means what you think it means. 239 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,625 My God, he's climbing. 240 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,292 Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess... 241 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,625 and must therefore die. 242 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,125 You carry her. 243 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,792 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. 244 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:44,292 Catch up when he's dead. 245 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,792 If he falls, fine. If not, the sword. 246 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,250 I'm going to duel him left-handed. 247 00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,542 You know what a hurry we're in. 248 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,458 It's the only way I can be satisfied. 249 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,333 If I use my right, tsk! Over too quickly. 250 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,125 Have it your way! 251 00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:06,625 You be careful. 252 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,708 People in masks cannot be trusted. 253 00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:11,958 I'm waiting! 254 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:26,125 Hello there! 255 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,375 Slow going? 256 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:35,333 I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. 257 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,292 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. 258 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,750 - Sorry. - Thank you. 259 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:52,083 I do not suppose you could speed things up? 260 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,625 If you're in such a hurry... 261 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,958 you could lower a rope or a tree branch... 262 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,167 or find something useful to do. 263 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:02,542 I could do that. I got some rope up here... 264 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,750 but I do not think you would accept my help... 265 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,958 since I am only waiting around to kill you. 266 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,167 That does put a damper on our relationship. 267 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,750 But I promise I won't kill you until you reach the top. 268 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:18,833 That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. 269 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,792 I hate waiting. 270 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,792 I could give you my word as a Spaniard. 271 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,333 No good. 272 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:27,375 I've known too many Spaniards. 273 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,542 Any way you'll trust me? 274 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,667 Nothing comes to mind. 275 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:36,250 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya... 276 00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,375 you will reach the top alive. 277 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:40,583 Throw me the rope. 278 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,125 Thank you. 279 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,625 Wait. We'll wait until you're ready. 280 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,667 Again, thank you. 281 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:34,333 I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance... 282 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,000 happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 283 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,833 Do you always begin conversations this way? 284 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,417 My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. 285 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,708 He was a great swordmaker, my father. 286 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,208 When the six-fingered man appeared... 287 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:57,208 and request a special sword... 288 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,250 my father took the job. 289 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,833 He slaved a year before he was done. 290 00:20:11,958 --> 00:20:14,625 I've never seen its equal. 291 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:18,750 The six-fingered man returned and demanded it... 292 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,250 but at 1/10 his promised price. 293 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,250 My father refused. 294 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,292 Without a word... 295 00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:29,250 the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. 296 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,292 I loved my father. 297 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,958 So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. 298 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,750 I failed. 299 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:41,958 The six-fingered man leave me alive... 300 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:44,750 but he gave me this. 301 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,833 How old were you? 302 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:51,208 I was eleven years old. 303 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,250 When I was strong enough... 304 00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:57,083 I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. 305 00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:02,083 So the next time we meet, I will not fail. 306 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:07,375 I will go up to the six-fingered man and say... 307 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,083 "Hello. 308 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:12,125 "My name is Inigo Montoya. 309 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,125 "You killed my father. 310 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,375 "Prepare to die." 311 00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:20,833 You've done nothing but study swordplay? 312 00:21:20,917 --> 00:21:24,042 More pursuit than study lately. 313 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,250 You see, I cannot find him. 314 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:29,667 It's been twenty years now. I'm starting to lose confidence. 315 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:32,042 I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. 316 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,333 There's not a lot of money in revenge. 317 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,625 I certainly hope you find him someday. 318 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:40,625 You're ready, then? 319 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,542 Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. 320 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,958 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. 321 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,917 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. 322 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,375 Begin. 323 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,250 You are using Bonetti's defense against me? 324 00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:28,917 I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain. 325 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,583 Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro. 326 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:35,250 Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro. 327 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,875 Don't you? 328 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:39,833 Unless the enemy has studied Agrippa. 329 00:22:41,792 --> 00:22:43,750 Which I have. 330 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:49,708 You are wonderful! 331 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,750 Thank you. I've worked hard to become so. 332 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,792 I admit it. You are better than I am. 333 00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:55,375 Then why are you smiling? 334 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,167 Because I know something you don't know. 335 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,458 What is that? 336 00:22:58,542 --> 00:23:00,458 I am not left-handed. 337 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,958 You're amazing. 338 00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:15,125 I ought to be, after twenty years. 339 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:17,292 There's something I ought to tell you. 340 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:18,583 Tell me. 341 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:21,000 I'm not left-handed, either. 342 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:49,083 Who are you? 343 00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,708 No one of consequence. 344 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:52,250 I must know. 345 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,083 Get used to disappointment. 346 00:24:38,125 --> 00:24:40,083 Kill me quickly. 347 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,000 I would sooner destroy a stained-glass window... 348 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:43,458 as an artist like yourself. 349 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,958 However, since I can't have you following me, either. 350 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,042 Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect. 351 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,750 Inconceivable! 352 00:25:06,833 --> 00:25:09,250 Give her to me! Catch up with us quickly! 353 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:10,375 What do I do? 354 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,417 Finish him, finish him... your way! 355 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:15,625 Good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini. 356 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:18,250 Which way's my way? 357 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,208 Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. 358 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:22,458 In a few minutes... 359 00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:24,958 the man in black will come running around the bend. 360 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,292 The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock! 361 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:33,333 My way is not very sportsmanlike. 362 00:26:01,917 --> 00:26:03,833 I did that on purpose. 363 00:26:03,917 --> 00:26:05,958 I didn't have to miss. 364 00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,833 I believe you. 365 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:10,542 So what happens now? 366 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,542 We face each other as God intended. 367 00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:15,042 Sportsmanlike. 368 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:18,750 No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone. 369 00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:22,500 You'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword... 370 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:24,875 and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? 371 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,292 I could kill you now. 372 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:29,292 Frankly, I think the odds... 373 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:32,792 are slightly in your favor at hand-fighting. 374 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:36,167 It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. 375 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,167 I don't even exercise. 376 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,458 Are you just fiddling around with me, or what? 377 00:27:00,542 --> 00:27:03,375 I want you to feel you are doing well. 378 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,042 I hate for people to die embarrassed. 379 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,708 You're quick! 380 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:10,125 Good thing, too! 381 00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:11,333 Why are you wearing a mask? 382 00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:13,333 Were you burned with acid or something like that? 383 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,458 No. It's just they're terribly comfortable. 384 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:17,875 I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. 385 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:27,000 I just figured why you give me so much trouble. 386 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:30,625 Why is that, do you think? 387 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:35,708 I haven't fought just one person for so long. 388 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,958 I've been specializing in groups. 389 00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:41,125 Battling gangs for local charities... 390 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,500 that kind of thing. 391 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:47,375 Why should that make such a... Oof! Difference? 392 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,542 Well, you see... 393 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:51,292 you use different moves... 394 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:55,708 when you're fighting half a dozen people... 395 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,708 than when you only... 396 00:27:57,833 --> 00:28:02,167 have to be worried about one. 397 00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:17,625 I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. 398 00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:22,333 But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women. 399 00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:41,625 There was... 400 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,167 a mighty duel. 401 00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:48,625 It ranged all over. 402 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:50,708 They were both masters. 403 00:28:50,792 --> 00:28:53,167 Who won? How did it end? 404 00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:56,625 The loser ran off alone... 405 00:28:56,750 --> 00:29:03,583 while the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder. 406 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,667 Shall we track them both? 407 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:08,083 The loser is nothing. 408 00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:10,583 Only the princess matters. 409 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:13,583 Clearly, this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. 410 00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:17,042 We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead. 411 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:18,375 Could this be a trap? 412 00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:21,250 I always think everything could be a trap. 413 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,375 That is why I'm still alive. 414 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:38,833 So, it is down to you, and it is down to me. 415 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,500 If you wish her dead... 416 00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:44,833 by all means, keep moving forward. 417 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,583 Let me explain. 418 00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:48,583 There's nothing to explain. 419 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,417 You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. 420 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,292 Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached. 421 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:58,167 There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her. 422 00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:04,417 If there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. 423 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,583 I'm afraid so. 424 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:08,125 I can't compete with you physically... 425 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:10,917 and you're no match for my brains. 426 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,083 You're that smart? 427 00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:13,583 Let me put it this way... 428 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:16,833 have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? 429 00:30:16,917 --> 00:30:18,583 - Yes. - Morons. 430 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:19,750 Really? 431 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:23,542 In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits. 432 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:26,000 For the princess? 433 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:28,458 To the death? 434 00:30:28,542 --> 00:30:30,042 I accept. 435 00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:32,167 Good, then pour the wine. 436 00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:49,917 Inhale this, but do not touch. 437 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,542 I smell nothing. 438 00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:55,583 What you do not smell is called iocane powder. 439 00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:58,417 It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid... 440 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:02,000 and is among the more deadly poisons known to man. 441 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:26,083 All right. Where is the poison? 442 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:28,750 The battle of wits has begun. 443 00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:30,792 It ends when you decide, and we both drink... 444 00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,500 and find out who is right... 445 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:34,750 and who is dead. 446 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:37,083 But it's so simple. 447 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:40,083 All I have to do is divine from what I know of you... 448 00:31:40,125 --> 00:31:42,042 are you the sort of man... 449 00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:45,083 who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? 450 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,542 A clever man would put the poison... 451 00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:47,750 into his own goblet... 452 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,667 because he would know that only a great fool... 453 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,458 would reach for what he was given. 454 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,792 I am not a great fool... 455 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:55,500 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 456 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,083 But you must have known I was not a great fool. 457 00:31:58,167 --> 00:31:59,500 You would have counted on it... 458 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,542 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 459 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:03,917 You've made your decision, then? 460 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,208 Not remotely... 461 00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:08,625 because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows... 462 00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:11,083 and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals... 463 00:32:11,167 --> 00:32:13,792 and criminals are used to having people not trust them... 464 00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,292 as you are not trusted by me... 465 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,917 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 466 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,083 Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. 467 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:22,167 Wait till I get going! 468 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:24,125 - Where was I? - Australia. 469 00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:26,083 Yes, Australia. You must have suspected... 470 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:27,833 I would have known the powder's origin... 471 00:32:27,917 --> 00:32:30,417 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 472 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,708 You're just stalling now. 473 00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:34,042 You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? 474 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,375 You've beaten my giant... 475 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,292 which means you're exceptionally strong... 476 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,292 so you could have put the poison in your own goblet... 477 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,042 trusting on your strength to save you... 478 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,667 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 479 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,167 But you've also bested my Spaniard... 480 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,542 which means you must have studied... 481 00:32:47,625 --> 00:32:50,625 and in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal... 482 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:52,458 so you would have put the poison... 483 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,500 as far from yourself as possible... 484 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:56,833 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 485 00:32:56,917 --> 00:32:58,792 You're trying to trick me into giving away something. 486 00:32:58,833 --> 00:32:59,958 It won't work. 487 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,125 It has worked. You've given everything away. 488 00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:04,875 - I know where the poison is. - Then make your choice. 489 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:08,417 I will, and I choose... What in the world can that be? 490 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:09,833 What? Where? 491 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,583 I don't see anything. 492 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:16,500 I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. 493 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,583 What's so funny? 494 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,417 I'll tell you in a minute. 495 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:23,958 First, let's drink... 496 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,167 me from my glass and you from yours. 497 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:42,917 You guessed wrong. 498 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,708 You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! 499 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:47,833 I switched glasses when your back was turned! 500 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,375 You fool! 501 00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:51,958 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. 502 00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:55,000 The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." 503 00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:57,875 But only slightly less well known is this... 504 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,250 "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" 505 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:18,333 Who are you? 506 00:34:18,417 --> 00:34:20,667 I am no one to be trifled with. 507 00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:23,000 That is all you ever need know. 508 00:34:23,042 --> 00:34:24,750 And to think, all that time... 509 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,458 it was your cup that was poisoned. 510 00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:28,333 They were both poisoned. 511 00:34:28,417 --> 00:34:30,500 I spent the last few years... 512 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:34,042 building up an immunity to iocane powder. 513 00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:38,375 Someone has beaten the giant. 514 00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:44,208 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies. 515 00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:00,250 Catch your breath. 516 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:01,583 If you'll release me... 517 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:05,000 whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it. I promise you. 518 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,875 And what is that worth... the promise of a woman? 519 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,583 You're very funny, Highness. 520 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:13,417 I was giving you a chance. 521 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,792 It does not matter where you take me... 522 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:18,208 there is no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck. 523 00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:20,208 He can track a falcon on a cloudy day. 524 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:21,542 He can find you. 525 00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:23,167 You think your dearest love will save you? 526 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,833 I never said he was my dearest love. 527 00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:27,625 And, yes, he will save me. That I know. 528 00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:31,292 You admit to me you do not love your fiancé. 529 00:35:31,375 --> 00:35:32,917 He knows I do not love him. 530 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,167 Are not capable of love is what you mean. 531 00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:38,958 I have loved more deeply... 532 00:35:39,042 --> 00:35:41,958 than a killer like yourself could ever dream. 533 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,292 That was a warning, Highness. 534 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:48,708 The next time, my hand flies on its own. 535 00:35:48,792 --> 00:35:51,750 Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. 536 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:59,333 Iocane. I'd bet my life on it... 537 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,292 and there are the princess' footprints. 538 00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:05,625 She is alive, or was an hour ago. 539 00:36:05,708 --> 00:36:08,792 If she is otherwise when I find her... 540 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:12,208 I shall be very put out. 541 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,708 - Rest, Highness. - I know who you are. 542 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,000 Your cruelty reveals everything. 543 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:24,208 You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it. 544 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:27,667 With pride. What can I do for you? 545 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:30,708 You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. 546 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:33,792 Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. 547 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:36,333 Why loose your venom on me? 548 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:39,375 You killed my love. 549 00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:41,333 It's possible. 550 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:43,792 I kill a lot of people. 551 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:46,333 Who was this love of yours? 552 00:36:46,417 --> 00:36:51,125 Another prince like this one... ugly, rich, and scabby? 553 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:54,583 A farm boy, poor. 554 00:36:54,583 --> 00:37:00,208 Poor and perfect with eyes like the sea after a storm. 555 00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:05,208 On the high seas, your ship attacked. 556 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:07,750 And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. 557 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:09,375 I can't afford to make exceptions. 558 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,542 Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft... 559 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,875 people begin to disobey you... 560 00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:15,208 and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. 561 00:37:15,250 --> 00:37:16,708 You mock my pain. 562 00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,250 Life is pain, Highness. 563 00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:21,583 Anyone who says differently is selling something. 564 00:37:25,292 --> 00:37:28,750 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. 565 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:31,667 This would be, what, five years ago? 566 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,708 Does it bother you to hear? 567 00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:37,917 Nothing you can say will upset me. 568 00:37:38,042 --> 00:37:39,750 He died well. 569 00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:41,750 That should please you. 570 00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:44,750 No bribe attempts or blubbering. 571 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:47,250 He simply said, "Please... 572 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:50,708 "please, I need to live." 573 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:53,750 It was the please that caught my memory. 574 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:56,250 I asked him what was so important. 575 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:58,667 "True love," he replied. 576 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:03,375 Then he spoke of a girl... 577 00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:05,375 of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. 578 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:07,875 I can only assume he meant you. 579 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:09,625 You should bless me for destroying him... 580 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:12,583 before he found out what you really are. 581 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:13,917 And what am I? 582 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,417 Faithfulness he talked of, madam... 583 00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,625 your enduring faithfulness. 584 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,625 Tell me truly. When you found out he was gone... 585 00:38:18,708 --> 00:38:20,125 did you get engaged to your prince that same hour... 586 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:22,250 or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 587 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,667 You mocked me once. Never do it again! 588 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:26,583 I died that day! 589 00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:32,625 You can die, too, for all I care! 590 00:38:34,542 --> 00:38:37,333 As... you... wish! 591 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:39,667 My sweet Westley. 592 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:42,042 What have I done? 593 00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:03,083 They've disappeared. 594 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:05,583 He must've seen us closing in... 595 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:08,083 which might account for his panicking into error. 596 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:11,083 Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong... 597 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:14,125 they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp. 598 00:39:25,167 --> 00:39:27,125 Can you move at all? 599 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:30,125 Move? You're alive. 600 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,625 If you want, I can fly. 601 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,625 I told you I would always come for you. 602 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,958 Why didn't you wait for me? 603 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:43,583 Well... 604 00:39:43,667 --> 00:39:45,458 you were dead. 605 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,542 Death cannot stop true love. 606 00:39:49,458 --> 00:39:51,750 All it can do is delay it for a while. 607 00:39:53,208 --> 00:39:55,417 I will never doubt again. 608 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,792 There will never be a need. 609 00:40:01,708 --> 00:40:04,167 Oh, no. No, please. 610 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,333 What is it? What's the matter? 611 00:40:06,417 --> 00:40:08,125 They're kissing again. 612 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,917 Do we have to hear the kissing part? 613 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,375 Someday you may not mind so much. 614 00:40:13,458 --> 00:40:16,792 Skip on to the Fire Swamp. That sounded good. 615 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:21,167 You're sick. I'll humor you. 616 00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,667 So now, where were we here? 617 00:40:26,542 --> 00:40:31,500 Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor. 618 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,958 Your pig fiancé is too late. 619 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,750 A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp. 620 00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:41,667 We'll never survive. 621 00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:45,375 Nonsense! You only say that because no one ever has. 622 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:14,292 It's not that bad. 623 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,917 I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here... 624 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,958 but the trees are actually quite lovely. 625 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,750 Well, now, that was an adventure. 626 00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:03,917 Singed a bit, were you? 627 00:42:04,042 --> 00:42:05,125 You? 628 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:14,542 One thing I will say... 629 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:19,083 the fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes. 630 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:26,542 This will all soon be but a happy memory... 631 00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:29,375 because Roberts' ship Revenge is anchored at the far end... 632 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:31,542 and I, as you know, am Roberts. 633 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:32,875 How is that possible... 634 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:34,542 since he's been marauding twenty years... 635 00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:37,083 and you only left me five years ago? 636 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:41,542 I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks. 637 00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:46,583 What I told you before about saying please was true. 638 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:48,083 It intrigued Roberts... 639 00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:51,083 as did my description of your beauty. 640 00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:53,083 Finally, Roberts decided something. 641 00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:56,958 He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet. 642 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,958 "You can try it for tonight. 643 00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:01,458 "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 644 00:43:01,542 --> 00:43:03,458 Three years he said that. 645 00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:05,667 "Good night, Westley, good work. Sleep well. 646 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,958 "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 647 00:43:08,042 --> 00:43:09,500 It was a fine time for me. 648 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:12,958 I was learning to fence, fight, anything anyone would teach me. 649 00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:15,000 And Roberts and I eventually became friends... 650 00:43:15,042 --> 00:43:17,000 and then it happened. 651 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:19,125 What? Go on. 652 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:22,500 Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire... 653 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:26,458 so he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. 654 00:43:26,542 --> 00:43:29,000 "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said. 655 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,292 "My name is Ryan. 656 00:43:31,375 --> 00:43:34,042 "I inherited the ship from the previous Roberts... 657 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:36,042 "just as you will inherit it from me. 658 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:39,167 "The man I inherited it from wasn't the real Roberts, either. 659 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:41,000 "His name was Cumberbund. 660 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:44,042 "The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years... 661 00:43:44,083 --> 00:43:45,792 "and living like a king." Thank you. 662 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:48,542 Then he explained the name was the important thing... 663 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,542 for inspiring the necessary fear. 664 00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:54,417 You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley. 665 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,875 So we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew. 666 00:43:57,958 --> 00:44:00,375 And he stayed aboard for a while as first mate... 667 00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:01,917 all the time calling me Roberts. 668 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,375 Once the crew believed, he left the ship... 669 00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:06,417 and I have been Roberts ever since. 670 00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:08,417 Except, now that we're together... 671 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,917 I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else. 672 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,917 Is everything clear to you? 673 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,292 We'll never succeed. 674 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,792 We may as well die here. 675 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,417 No, we have already succeeded. 676 00:45:57,917 --> 00:46:01,667 I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? 677 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:04,792 One, the flame spurt. No problem. 678 00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:06,750 There's a popping sound preceding each. 679 00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:08,750 We can avoid that. 680 00:46:08,792 --> 00:46:10,250 Two, the lightning sand. 681 00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:12,250 But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like... 682 00:46:12,292 --> 00:46:14,500 so in the future, we can avoid that, too. 683 00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:16,833 Westley, what about the R.O.U.S. S? 684 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,250 Rodents of Unusual Size? 685 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:20,500 I don't think they exist. 686 00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,625 We did it. 687 00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:17,375 Now, was that so terrible? 688 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,000 Surrender! 689 00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,917 You mean you wish to surrender to me? 690 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,125 Very well. I accept. 691 00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,625 I give you full marks for bravery. 692 00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:37,708 Don't make yourself a fool. 693 00:48:37,792 --> 00:48:38,917 But how will you capture us? 694 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,625 We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp. 695 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:42,667 We can live there quite happily for some time... 696 00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:44,875 so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit. 697 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,125 I tell you once again, surrender! 698 00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:49,667 It will not happen. 699 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:51,958 For the last time, surrender! 700 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,333 Death first! 701 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:55,250 Will you promise not to hurt him?! 702 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,792 - What was that? - What was that? 703 00:48:57,833 --> 00:49:01,000 If we surrender and I return with you... 704 00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:04,417 will you promise not to hurt this man? 705 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:08,042 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again. 706 00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:11,042 He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. 707 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:13,458 Promise to return him to his ship. 708 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:16,042 I swear it will be done. 709 00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,167 Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin... 710 00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:22,583 and throw him in the Pit of Despair. 711 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:25,292 I swear it will be done. 712 00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:30,208 I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. 713 00:49:30,292 --> 00:49:32,792 I could not bear it if you died again... 714 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,667 not when I could save you. 715 00:49:47,542 --> 00:49:49,000 Come, sir. 716 00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:51,333 We must get you to your ship. 717 00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:00,042 We are men of action. 718 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,375 Lies do not become us. 719 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:05,625 Well spoken, sir. 720 00:50:12,417 --> 00:50:14,167 What is it? 721 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,583 You have six fingers on your right hand. 722 00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:19,042 Someone was looking for you. 723 00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:05,542 Where am I? 724 00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:08,125 The Pit of Despair. 725 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,542 Don't even think... 726 00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:15,167 Don't even think about trying to escape. 727 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:17,208 The chains are far too thick. 728 00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:19,917 And don't dream of being rescued, either. 729 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,958 The only way in is secret. 730 00:51:22,042 --> 00:51:23,875 Only the prince, the count, and I... 731 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:26,167 know how to get in and out. 732 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:28,125 Then I'm here till I die? 733 00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:34,875 Till they kill you, yeah. 734 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:36,917 Then why bother curing me? 735 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,083 The prince and count insist on everyone being healthy... 736 00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:41,625 before they're broken. 737 00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:43,167 So it's to be torture. 738 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,708 I can cope with torture. 739 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:50,792 You don't believe me? 740 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:53,083 You survived the Fire Swamp. 741 00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:55,042 You must be very brave... 742 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:58,250 but nobody withstands the Machine. 743 00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:15,542 She's been like that ever since the Fire Swamp. 744 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:20,042 It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her. 745 00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:21,583 Of course. 746 00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:27,042 The king died that very night... 747 00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:29,542 and before the following dawn... 748 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:32,167 Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. 749 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,458 And at noon, she met her subjects again... 750 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,417 this time, as their queen. 751 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,958 My father's final words were... 752 00:52:39,083 --> 00:52:41,000 Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa. 753 00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,500 You read that wrong. 754 00:52:42,583 --> 00:52:45,167 She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley. 755 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:46,542 I'm just sure of it. 756 00:52:46,583 --> 00:52:48,625 After all that Westley did for her... 757 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:51,667 if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair. 758 00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:53,500 Who says life is fair? 759 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:54,917 Where is that written? 760 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,042 Life isn't always fair. 761 00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:59,583 I'm telling you, you're messing up the story! 762 00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:01,083 Now, get it right! 763 00:53:01,167 --> 00:53:03,417 Do you want me to go on with this? 764 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,917 All right, then, no more interruptions. 765 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,458 "At noon, she met her subjects again... 766 00:53:09,542 --> 00:53:11,667 this time, as their queen." 767 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:14,958 My father's final words were... 768 00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:20,542 "Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy." 769 00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:23,625 I present to you your queen! 770 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:27,250 Queen Buttercup! 771 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:46,250 Why do you do this? 772 00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:50,167 You had love in your hands, and you gave it up! 773 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,708 They would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it. 774 00:53:52,792 --> 00:53:55,875 Your true love lives, and you marry another! 775 00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:59,375 True love saved her in the Fire Swamp... 776 00:53:59,458 --> 00:54:01,375 and she treated it like garbage! 777 00:54:01,458 --> 00:54:05,167 And that's what she is... the Queen of Refuse! 778 00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:07,958 So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her! 779 00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:10,375 Bow to the Queen of Slime! 780 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:11,875 The Queen of Filth! 781 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:14,000 The Queen of Putrescence! 782 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:20,708 Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! 783 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,750 It was ten days till the wedding. 784 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:30,625 The king still lived. 785 00:54:30,708 --> 00:54:34,042 But Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse. 786 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:37,458 See? Didn't I say she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck? 787 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:39,583 Yes, you're very smart. Shut up. 788 00:54:39,792 --> 00:54:41,333 It comes to this. 789 00:54:41,417 --> 00:54:44,583 I love Westley. I always have. 790 00:54:44,625 --> 00:54:46,958 I know now I always will. 791 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:50,125 If you tell me I must marry you in ten days... 792 00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:52,750 please believe I will be dead by morning. 793 00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:02,792 I could never cause you grief. 794 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,833 Consider our wedding off. 795 00:55:06,292 --> 00:55:08,625 You returned this... 796 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:10,833 Westley to his ship? 797 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:14,208 Then we will simply alert him. 798 00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:21,125 Beloved... are you certain he still wants you? 799 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:25,375 After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp. 800 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:29,792 Not to mention that pirates are not known as men of their words. 801 00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:32,292 My Westley will always come for me. 802 00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:40,833 I suggest a deal. 803 00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:44,000 You write four copies of a letter. 804 00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:47,458 I'll send my four fastest ships, one in each direction. 805 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,750 The Dread Pirate Roberts... 806 00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:50,792 is always close to Florin this time of year. 807 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:53,708 We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message. 808 00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:57,083 If Westley wants you, bless you both. 809 00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:59,458 If not... 810 00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:06,500 please consider me as an alternative to suicide. 811 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:08,792 Are we agreed? 812 00:56:12,333 --> 00:56:16,208 Your princess is really quite a winning creature. 813 00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:18,875 A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. 814 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:21,042 I know. The people are quite taken with her. 815 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:24,458 It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini... 816 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,333 to have her murdered on our engagement day... 817 00:56:26,375 --> 00:56:27,500 I thought that was clever. 818 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:29,083 But it's going to be so much more moving... 819 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:31,708 when I strangle her on our wedding night. 820 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,208 Once Guilder is blamed... 821 00:56:33,292 --> 00:56:35,167 the nation will be truly outraged. 822 00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,542 They'll demand we go to war. 823 00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:43,750 Now, where is that secret knot? 824 00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:46,083 It's impossible to find. 825 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:51,667 Are you coming down into the pit? 826 00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:53,250 Westley's got his strength back. 827 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:55,750 I'm starting him on the Machine tonight. 828 00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:59,458 Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work... 829 00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:03,042 but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan... 830 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:05,542 my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder... 831 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:09,000 and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. 832 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,708 Get some rest. 833 00:57:13,792 --> 00:57:16,667 If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything. 834 00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,708 Beautiful, isn't it? 835 00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:39,125 It took me half a lifetime to invent it. 836 00:57:39,208 --> 00:57:40,667 I'm sure you've discovered... 837 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:43,375 my deep and abiding interest in pain. 838 00:57:43,458 --> 00:57:44,958 At present, I'm writing the definitive work... 839 00:57:45,042 --> 00:57:46,625 on the subject. 840 00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:48,792 So I want you to be totally honest with me... 841 00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,000 on how the Machine makes you feel. 842 00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:55,667 This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. 843 00:58:31,167 --> 00:58:34,083 As you know, the concept of the suction pump... 844 00:58:34,167 --> 00:58:35,875 is centuries old. 845 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:38,083 Well, really, that's all this is. 846 00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:40,542 Except that, instead of sucking water... 847 00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:42,583 I'm sucking life. 848 00:58:42,667 --> 00:58:46,167 I've just sucked one year of your life away. 849 00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:49,250 I might one day go as high as five... 850 00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:52,083 but I really don't know what that would do to you... 851 00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:54,333 so let's just start with what we have. 852 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:57,667 What did this do to you? Tell me. 853 00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:59,542 And remember, this is for posterity... 854 00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:01,042 so be honest. 855 00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:03,167 How do you feel? 856 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:09,083 Interesting. 857 00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:20,708 Yellin. 858 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:22,208 Sire. 859 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:36,542 As chief enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret. 860 00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,083 Killers from Guilder... 861 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:39,750 are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest... 862 00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:44,542 and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night. 863 00:59:44,625 --> 00:59:47,417 My spy network has heard no such news. 864 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,833 Any word from Westley? 865 00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:53,000 Too soon, my angel. 866 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:54,458 Patience. 867 00:59:54,542 --> 00:59:55,792 He will come for me. 868 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,667 Of course. 869 01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:04,083 She will not be murdered. 870 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:05,375 On the day of the wedding... 871 01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,042 I want the Thieves' Forest emptied... 872 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,833 and every inhabitant arrested. 873 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:11,542 Many of the thieves will resist. 874 01:00:11,667 --> 01:00:14,292 My regular enforcers will be inadequate. 875 01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:16,500 Form a brute squad, then! 876 01:00:16,583 --> 01:00:19,625 I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed. 877 01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:21,333 It won't be easy, sire. 878 01:00:21,417 --> 01:00:23,542 Try ruling the world sometime. 879 01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:30,542 The day of the wedding arrived. 880 01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:33,542 The brute squad had their hands full... 881 01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:35,542 carrying out Humperdinck's orders. 882 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:38,042 Up! Up! Up! 883 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:41,417 Come on! Come on! 884 01:00:41,542 --> 01:00:42,958 - Is everybody out? - Almost. 885 01:00:43,042 --> 01:00:45,042 There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble. 886 01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:47,375 Well, you give him some trouble. 887 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:49,583 Move. 888 01:00:53,833 --> 01:00:56,000 I am waiting for you, Vizzini. 889 01:00:56,083 --> 01:01:01,667 You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have. 890 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:06,083 This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay. 891 01:01:06,125 --> 01:01:08,708 I will not be moved. 892 01:01:08,792 --> 01:01:10,125 Ho there! 893 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:13,542 I do not budge. Keep your "ho there." 894 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,167 The prince gave orders. 895 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:19,792 So did Vizzini. 896 01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:22,250 When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning. 897 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:26,083 This is where we got the job, so it's the beginning. 898 01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:28,125 And I am staying till Vizzini come. 899 01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:29,583 You brute, come here! 900 01:01:29,667 --> 01:01:35,125 I am waiting for Vizzini. 901 01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:37,625 You surely are a meanie. 902 01:01:46,667 --> 01:01:48,375 It's you. 903 01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,167 True. 904 01:01:51,792 --> 01:01:53,583 You don't look so good. 905 01:01:55,125 --> 01:01:57,750 You don't smell so good, either. 906 01:01:57,833 --> 01:01:59,583 Perhaps not. 907 01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,417 I feel fine. 908 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:08,125 Fezzik and Inigo were reunited. 909 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:11,625 As Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health... 910 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:13,958 he told Inigo of Vizzini's death... 911 01:02:14,042 --> 01:02:15,625 and the existence of Count Rugen... 912 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,958 the six-fingered man. 913 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:19,542 Considering Inigo's lifelong search... 914 01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:22,083 he handled the news surprisingly well. 915 01:02:24,667 --> 01:02:27,667 Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo. 916 01:02:27,792 --> 01:02:29,167 That's enough! 917 01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:34,333 Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him? 918 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:36,583 He's with the prince in the castle... 919 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:39,667 but the castle gate is guarded by thirty men. 920 01:02:43,792 --> 01:02:46,042 How many could you handle? 921 01:02:46,125 --> 01:02:48,250 I don't think more than ten. 922 01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:54,625 Leaving twenty for me. 923 01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:58,292 At my best, I could never defeat that many. 924 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:05,250 I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy. 925 01:03:05,292 --> 01:03:06,958 But Vizzini is dead. 926 01:03:07,042 --> 01:03:11,042 No. Not Vizzini. 927 01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:13,458 I need the man in black. 928 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,667 What? 929 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:17,542 He bested you with strength, your greatness. 930 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,542 He bested me with steel. 931 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:22,042 He must have out-thought Vizzini. 932 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:26,625 A man who can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day. 933 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:27,792 - Let's go. - Where? 934 01:03:27,833 --> 01:03:29,792 Find the man in black, obviously. 935 01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:31,125 But you don't know where he is. 936 01:03:31,250 --> 01:03:32,667 Don't bother me with trifles. 937 01:03:32,792 --> 01:03:33,833 After twenty years, at last... 938 01:03:33,958 --> 01:03:35,958 my father's soul will be at peace. 939 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:38,000 There will be blood tonight! 940 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,750 Rise and report. 941 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,625 The Thieves' Forest is emptied. 942 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:53,875 Thirty men guard the castle gate. 943 01:03:53,958 --> 01:03:55,500 Double it. 944 01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:57,375 My princess must be safe. 945 01:03:57,458 --> 01:03:59,917 The gate has but one key... 946 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,292 and I carry that. 947 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,917 My dulcet darling! 948 01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:13,167 Tonight, we marry. 949 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:16,625 Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to Florin Channel... 950 01:04:16,667 --> 01:04:18,917 where every ship in my armada... 951 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,958 waits to accompany us on our honeymoon. 952 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,542 Every ship but your four fastest, you mean. 953 01:04:27,042 --> 01:04:29,417 Every ship but the four you sent. 954 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,333 Yes, of course. 955 01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,458 Naturally, not those four. 956 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,125 Your Majesties. 957 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,833 You never sent the ships. 958 01:04:42,917 --> 01:04:45,458 Don't bother lying. 959 01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:46,875 It doesn't matter. 960 01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:48,917 Westley will come for me, anyway. 961 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,833 You're a silly girl. 962 01:04:50,875 --> 01:04:52,375 Yes, I am a silly girl... 963 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:55,500 for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward... 964 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:57,667 with a heart full of fear. 965 01:04:57,750 --> 01:05:02,500 I would not say such things if I were you. 966 01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:05,333 Why not? You can't hurt me. 967 01:05:05,375 --> 01:05:09,417 Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love... 968 01:05:09,542 --> 01:05:11,333 and you cannot track that... 969 01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:14,083 not with a thousand bloodhounds... 970 01:05:14,208 --> 01:05:16,333 and you cannot break it... 971 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:18,333 not with a thousand swords. 972 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:20,333 And when I say you are a coward... 973 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:22,333 that is only because you are the slimiest weakling... 974 01:05:22,417 --> 01:05:24,417 ever to crawl the earth. 975 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:30,458 I would not say such things if I were you! 976 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:46,833 You truly love each other... 977 01:05:46,875 --> 01:05:48,833 and so you might have been truly happy. 978 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:51,167 Not one couple in a century has that chance... 979 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:53,292 no matter what the storybooks say. 980 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,292 So I think no man in a century... 981 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:59,333 will suffer as greatly as you will. 982 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:03,750 Not to fifty! 983 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:29,542 Listen. Do you hear? 984 01:06:29,542 --> 01:06:31,792 That is the sound of ultimate suffering. 985 01:06:31,875 --> 01:06:35,833 My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. 986 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:37,500 The man in black makes it now. 987 01:06:37,583 --> 01:06:38,833 The man in black? 988 01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:40,708 His true love is marrying another tonight. 989 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:43,042 Who else has the cause for ultimate suffering? 990 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:46,250 Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important. 991 01:06:46,333 --> 01:06:47,792 Fezzik, please. 992 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:49,333 Everybody, move! 993 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:50,833 Thank you. 994 01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:01,833 Where is the man in black? 995 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,125 You get there from this grove, yes? 996 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,708 Fezzik, jog his memory. 997 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,208 I'm sorry, Inigo. 998 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:17,167 I didn't mean to jog him so hard. 999 01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:25,708 Father, I have failed you for twenty years. 1000 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:28,250 Now our misery can end. 1001 01:07:28,292 --> 01:07:30,167 Somewhere... 1002 01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:35,125 somewhere close by is a man who can help us. 1003 01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:38,167 I cannot find him alone. 1004 01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:41,167 I need you. 1005 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:44,167 I need you to guide my sword. 1006 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:45,708 Please. 1007 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:49,708 Guide my sword. 1008 01:08:39,667 --> 01:08:41,292 He's dead. 1009 01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:43,792 It just is not fair. 1010 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,708 Grandpa, wait! 1011 01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:50,250 Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? 1012 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:53,042 I mean, he didn't mean dead. 1013 01:08:53,083 --> 01:08:56,583 Westley's only faking... right? 1014 01:08:56,667 --> 01:08:59,333 You want me to read this or not? 1015 01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:01,583 Who gets Humperdinck? 1016 01:09:01,667 --> 01:09:03,500 I don't understand. 1017 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:06,542 Who kills Prince Humperdinck at the end? 1018 01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:08,583 Somebody's got to do it. 1019 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:09,917 Is it Inigo? Who? 1020 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,042 Nobody. Nobody kills him. 1021 01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:14,458 He lives. 1022 01:09:14,542 --> 01:09:16,042 You mean he wins? 1023 01:09:16,167 --> 01:09:19,333 Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for? 1024 01:09:19,417 --> 01:09:21,083 You've been very sick... 1025 01:09:21,167 --> 01:09:24,625 and you're taking this story very seriously. 1026 01:09:24,667 --> 01:09:27,625 I think we ought to stop now. 1027 01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:29,667 No. I'm OK. 1028 01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:32,583 Sit down. I'm all right. 1029 01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:37,333 All right, now, let's see, where were we? 1030 01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:42,083 In the Pit of Despair. 1031 01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:48,583 We Montoyas have never taken defeat easily. 1032 01:09:48,625 --> 01:09:51,167 Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body. 1033 01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:52,750 The body? 1034 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:54,542 Have you any money? 1035 01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:55,875 I have a little. 1036 01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:59,958 I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all. 1037 01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:05,750 Go away! 1038 01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:10,292 What? What? 1039 01:10:10,375 --> 01:10:11,458 Are you the Miracle Max... 1040 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,250 who worked for the king all those years? 1041 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,083 The king's stinking son fired me. 1042 01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:18,125 And thank you for bringing up such a painful subject. 1043 01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:20,125 While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut... 1044 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,500 and pour lemon juice on it? 1045 01:10:21,583 --> 01:10:22,708 We're closed! 1046 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:28,208 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad. 1047 01:10:28,292 --> 01:10:29,667 I'm on the brute squad. 1048 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:31,375 You are the brute squad. 1049 01:10:31,458 --> 01:10:33,708 We need a miracle. It's very important. 1050 01:10:33,792 --> 01:10:35,875 Look, I'm retired. And besides... 1051 01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:38,417 why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? 1052 01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:40,625 I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. 1053 01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:42,042 He's already dead. 1054 01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:43,583 He is, huh? 1055 01:10:43,667 --> 01:10:46,458 I'll take a look. Bring him in. 1056 01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:01,625 I've seen worse. 1057 01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:08,292 Sir? 1058 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000 We're in a terrible rush. 1059 01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:14,167 Don't rush me, sonny. 1060 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:16,583 You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 1061 01:11:16,667 --> 01:11:18,125 You got money? 1062 01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:19,333 Sixty-five. 1063 01:11:19,417 --> 01:11:22,083 I never worked for so little... 1064 01:11:22,167 --> 01:11:24,792 except once, and that was a very noble cause. 1065 01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:27,083 This is noble, sir. 1066 01:11:27,167 --> 01:11:29,083 His wife is crippled. 1067 01:11:29,167 --> 01:11:33,875 His children are on the brink of starvation. 1068 01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:36,250 Are you a rotten liar! 1069 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,458 I need him to help avenge my father... 1070 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,167 murdered these twenty years. 1071 01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:42,958 Your first story was better. Where's that bellows? 1072 01:11:43,042 --> 01:11:46,292 He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him. 1073 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:47,917 He's dead. He can't talk. 1074 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,583 Look who knows so much, huh? 1075 01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:55,500 It just so happens your friend is only mostly dead. 1076 01:11:55,625 --> 01:11:59,500 There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. 1077 01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:01,208 Please open his mouth. 1078 01:12:01,292 --> 01:12:06,042 Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. 1079 01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:08,667 Now, all dead... well, with all dead... 1080 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:11,292 there's usually only one thing that you can do. 1081 01:12:11,375 --> 01:12:12,708 What's that? 1082 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:15,583 Go through his clothes and look for loose change. 1083 01:12:22,167 --> 01:12:24,042 Hello in there! 1084 01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:26,542 What's so important? 1085 01:12:26,667 --> 01:12:29,542 What you got here that's worth living for? 1086 01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:36,500 Tr-u-u-ue lo-o-o-ove. 1087 01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:38,500 True love. You heard him? 1088 01:12:38,542 --> 01:12:40,667 You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. 1089 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,000 Hey, sonny... 1090 01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,042 true love is the greatest thing in the world... 1091 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:46,333 except for a nice M.L. T... 1092 01:12:46,417 --> 01:12:48,000 mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich... 1093 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:51,917 when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. 1094 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,250 They're so perky. I love that. 1095 01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:54,500 But that's not what he said. 1096 01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:57,417 He distinctly said, "To bl-a-a-ave." 1097 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,958 And as we all know, to blave means to bluff, huh? 1098 01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,500 So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated... 1099 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:05,833 Liar! 1100 01:13:05,917 --> 01:13:06,958 Get back, witch! 1101 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,500 I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! 1102 01:13:08,542 --> 01:13:10,000 But after what you just said... 1103 01:13:10,042 --> 01:13:12,292 I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore! 1104 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:13,833 You never had it so good. 1105 01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:15,292 He said true love, Max. 1106 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:16,667 Don't say another word, Valerie! 1107 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,792 He's afraid. 1108 01:13:17,875 --> 01:13:19,500 Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him... 1109 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:20,833 his confidence is shattered. 1110 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,000 Why'd you say that name? 1111 01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:24,125 You promised me that you would never say that name! 1112 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,500 What? Humperdinck? 1113 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,750 I'm not listening! 1114 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:33,292 A life expiring... 1115 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:35,958 and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help! 1116 01:13:36,042 --> 01:13:38,500 - Nobody's hearing nothing! - Humperdinck! 1117 01:13:38,542 --> 01:13:40,458 This is Buttercup's true love. 1118 01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:43,167 If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. 1119 01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:45,250 Shut up! Wait a minute. 1120 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,292 I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? 1121 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:50,083 Humiliations galore! 1122 01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:55,125 That is a noble cause. 1123 01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:58,083 Give me the sixty-five. I'm on the job. 1124 01:14:01,792 --> 01:14:03,583 That's a miracle pill? 1125 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:06,333 The chocolate coating makes it go down easier... 1126 01:14:06,417 --> 01:14:09,667 but you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency... 1127 01:14:09,792 --> 01:14:12,958 and you shouldn't go swimming for at least, what? 1128 01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:15,458 - An hour. A good hour. - Yeah, an hour. 1129 01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:17,208 Thank you for everything. 1130 01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:18,625 Bye-bye, boys. 1131 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:20,625 Have fun storming the castle. 1132 01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:22,125 Think it'll work? 1133 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,833 It would take a miracle. 1134 01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:35,000 Anything? 1135 01:14:37,417 --> 01:14:40,500 Inigo, there's more than thirty. 1136 01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:42,875 What's the difference? 1137 01:14:42,958 --> 01:14:44,875 We've got him. 1138 01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:46,417 Help me here. 1139 01:14:46,542 --> 01:14:48,542 We'll have to force-feed him. 1140 01:14:48,667 --> 01:14:50,083 Has it been fifteen minutes? 1141 01:14:50,208 --> 01:14:52,375 We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour. 1142 01:14:52,458 --> 01:14:54,917 We must strike in the hustle and bustle beforehand. 1143 01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,333 Tilt his head back. 1144 01:14:56,417 --> 01:14:59,167 Open his mouth. 1145 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,875 How long do we have to wait... 1146 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:06,625 before if we know the miracle works? 1147 01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:08,333 Your guess is as good as mine. 1148 01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:10,792 I'll beat you apart! I'll take you both together! 1149 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:12,750 I guess not very long. 1150 01:15:13,917 --> 01:15:15,875 Why won't my arms move? 1151 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:17,750 You've been mostly dead all day. 1152 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:21,542 We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back. 1153 01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:23,375 Who are you? 1154 01:15:23,417 --> 01:15:24,708 Are we enemies? 1155 01:15:24,792 --> 01:15:26,333 Why am I on this wall? 1156 01:15:26,417 --> 01:15:27,708 Where's Buttercup? 1157 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:29,042 Let me explain. 1158 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:31,083 No, there is too much. Let me sum up. 1159 01:15:31,167 --> 01:15:33,875 Buttercup's marrying Humperdinck in less than half an hour... 1160 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:36,542 so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding... 1161 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,333 steal the princess, make our escape... 1162 01:15:38,417 --> 01:15:40,208 after I kill Count Rugen. 1163 01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:42,292 That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying. 1164 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,500 You just wiggled your finger! 1165 01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:46,042 That's wonderful! 1166 01:15:46,083 --> 01:15:47,708 I've always been a quick healer. 1167 01:15:47,792 --> 01:15:49,042 What are our liabilities? 1168 01:15:49,125 --> 01:15:51,375 There is but one working castle gate. 1169 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,583 Come on. 1170 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:58,500 And it is guarded by sixty men. 1171 01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:00,000 And our assets? 1172 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:02,542 Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. 1173 01:16:02,583 --> 01:16:03,958 That's it? 1174 01:16:04,042 --> 01:16:05,292 Impossible. 1175 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,292 If I had a month to plan... 1176 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,625 maybe I could come up with something, but this... 1177 01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:11,375 You just shook your head! 1178 01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:13,125 That doesn't make you happy? 1179 01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:18,458 My brains, his steel... 1180 01:16:18,542 --> 01:16:20,542 and your strength against sixty men... 1181 01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:24,042 and a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? 1182 01:16:25,333 --> 01:16:28,958 If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. 1183 01:16:29,042 --> 01:16:31,417 Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had? 1184 01:16:31,458 --> 01:16:33,125 Over the albino, I think. 1185 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:37,292 Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? 1186 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,042 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. 1187 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:42,750 There we cannot help you. 1188 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,333 Will this do? 1189 01:16:45,417 --> 01:16:47,875 - Where did you get that? - At Miracle Max's. 1190 01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:50,125 It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. 1191 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:52,375 All right. Come on, help me up. 1192 01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:56,292 I'll need a sword eventually. 1193 01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:58,208 Why? You can't even lift one. 1194 01:16:58,292 --> 01:17:00,750 True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? 1195 01:17:00,833 --> 01:17:02,250 Thank you. 1196 01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:05,250 There may be problems once we're inside. 1197 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:07,958 I'll say. How do I find the count? 1198 01:17:08,042 --> 01:17:09,375 Once I do, how do I find you again? 1199 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,750 Once I find you again, how do we escape? 1200 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:12,250 Don't pester him. 1201 01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:14,458 He's had a hard day. 1202 01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:16,750 Right, right. Sorry. 1203 01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:22,750 - Inigo. - What? 1204 01:17:22,792 --> 01:17:24,750 I hope we win. 1205 01:17:24,792 --> 01:17:27,750 You don't seem excited, my little muffin. 1206 01:17:27,792 --> 01:17:29,167 Should I be? 1207 01:17:29,292 --> 01:17:32,208 Brides often are, I'm told. 1208 01:17:32,292 --> 01:17:34,083 I do not marry tonight. 1209 01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:37,250 My Westley will save me. 1210 01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:31,625 Marriage... 1211 01:18:31,667 --> 01:18:37,167 Marriage is what brings us together... today. 1212 01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,625 Marriage... 1213 01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:42,042 that blessed arrangement... 1214 01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:46,583 that dream within a dream... 1215 01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:47,917 Stand your ground, men! 1216 01:18:56,792 --> 01:19:00,750 I am the Dread Pirate Roberts. 1217 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:05,458 There will be no survivor! 1218 01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:07,583 - Now? - Not yet. 1219 01:19:07,667 --> 01:19:09,792 My men are here. 1220 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:12,292 I am here... 1221 01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:16,292 but soon you will not be here. 1222 01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:18,167 - Now? - Light him. 1223 01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:23,250 The Dread Pirate Roberts... 1224 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:26,125 takes no survivors. 1225 01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:29,000 All your worst nightmares... 1226 01:19:29,083 --> 01:19:32,292 are about to come true. 1227 01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:34,333 Then love... 1228 01:19:34,375 --> 01:19:36,833 true love... 1229 01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:39,042 will follow you... 1230 01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,583 forever. 1231 01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:44,375 The Dread Pirate Roberts... 1232 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:48,417 is here for your souls! 1233 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:51,667 Stay where you are! 1234 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:53,667 Fight! 1235 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:56,208 Stay where you are! 1236 01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:02,667 So treasure your love. 1237 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:04,500 Skip to the end. 1238 01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:06,625 Have you the ring? 1239 01:20:08,250 --> 01:20:10,292 Here comes my Westley now. 1240 01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:13,000 Fezzik, the portcullis! 1241 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,500 Your Westley is dead. 1242 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,833 I killed him myself. 1243 01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,625 Then why is there fear behind your eyes? 1244 01:20:28,667 --> 01:20:30,417 Give us the gate key. 1245 01:20:30,500 --> 01:20:32,500 I have no gate key. 1246 01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,167 Fezzik, tear his arms off. 1247 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:38,167 You mean this gate key? 1248 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:41,167 ...and do you, Princess Buttercup... 1249 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:44,167 Man and wife! Say man and wife! 1250 01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:46,167 Man and wife. 1251 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,458 Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite. 1252 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:51,250 I'll be there shortly. 1253 01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:54,458 He didn't come. 1254 01:21:28,208 --> 01:21:30,500 Kill the dark one and the giant... 1255 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:32,833 but leave the third for questioning. 1256 01:21:45,542 --> 01:21:48,375 My name is Inigo Montoya. 1257 01:21:48,417 --> 01:21:50,875 You killed my father. 1258 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,375 Prepare to die. 1259 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,458 I need you! 1260 01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:21,708 I can't leave him alone. 1261 01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:23,875 He's getting away from me, Fezzik! 1262 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,292 Please! 1263 01:22:30,542 --> 01:22:32,542 I'll be right back. 1264 01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:41,542 Thank you. 1265 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:44,500 Strange wedding. 1266 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:48,000 Yes... a very strange wedding. 1267 01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:49,542 Come along. 1268 01:22:55,833 --> 01:22:57,333 What was that for? 1269 01:22:57,458 --> 01:22:59,792 Because you've always been so kind to me. 1270 01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:01,792 And I won't be seeing you again... 1271 01:23:01,917 --> 01:23:04,833 since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. 1272 01:23:04,917 --> 01:23:07,000 Won't that be nice? 1273 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:08,542 She kissed me! 1274 01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:57,792 Sorry, Father. 1275 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,250 I tried. 1276 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:06,208 You must be that little Spanish brat... 1277 01:24:06,333 --> 01:24:09,750 I taught a lesson to all those years ago. 1278 01:24:09,833 --> 01:24:11,750 Simply incredible. 1279 01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:13,792 Have you been chasing me your whole life... 1280 01:24:13,875 --> 01:24:15,750 only to fail now? 1281 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,958 I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. 1282 01:24:20,458 --> 01:24:22,292 How marvelous. 1283 01:24:59,375 --> 01:25:01,292 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 1284 01:25:01,375 --> 01:25:04,250 It would be a pity to damage yours. 1285 01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:07,333 Oh, Westley, darling! 1286 01:25:10,417 --> 01:25:13,208 Westley, why won't you hold me? 1287 01:25:13,292 --> 01:25:14,375 Gently. 1288 01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:16,375 At a time like this... 1289 01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:19,375 that's all you can think to say, gently? 1290 01:25:19,458 --> 01:25:21,417 Gently! 1291 01:25:34,292 --> 01:25:38,292 Good heavens, are you still trying to win? 1292 01:25:40,625 --> 01:25:44,458 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. 1293 01:25:44,542 --> 01:25:47,458 It's going to get you into trouble someday. 1294 01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:04,792 My name is Inigo Montoya. 1295 01:26:04,875 --> 01:26:07,708 You killed my father. 1296 01:26:07,792 --> 01:26:09,250 Prepare to die. 1297 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:19,708 My name is Inigo Montoya. 1298 01:26:19,792 --> 01:26:21,875 You killed my father. 1299 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:23,750 Prepare to die. 1300 01:26:27,333 --> 01:26:30,125 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. 1301 01:26:30,167 --> 01:26:33,125 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1302 01:26:33,167 --> 01:26:35,250 Stop saying that! 1303 01:26:39,292 --> 01:26:41,167 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! 1304 01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:43,083 You killed my father! 1305 01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:44,792 Prepare to die! 1306 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:46,208 Offer me money. 1307 01:26:47,292 --> 01:26:49,125 Power, too, promise me that. 1308 01:26:49,167 --> 01:26:52,042 All that I have and more, please. 1309 01:26:52,167 --> 01:26:54,958 Offer me everything I ask for. 1310 01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:57,083 Anything you want. 1311 01:26:59,292 --> 01:27:02,792 I want my father back, you son of a bitch! 1312 01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:19,167 Westley, will you ever forgive me? 1313 01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:21,833 What hideous sin have you committed lately? 1314 01:27:21,917 --> 01:27:25,542 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast. 1315 01:27:25,667 --> 01:27:28,417 It never happened. It never happened. 1316 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:29,792 But it did. I was there. 1317 01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:31,250 This old man said man and wife. 1318 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,000 Did you say I do? 1319 01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:37,083 We sort of skipped that part. 1320 01:27:37,167 --> 01:27:38,583 Then you're not married. 1321 01:27:38,667 --> 01:27:42,708 If you didn't say it, you didn't do it. 1322 01:27:42,792 --> 01:27:45,333 Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness? 1323 01:27:45,417 --> 01:27:48,958 A technicality that will shortly be remedied. 1324 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:52,708 But first things first. 1325 01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:55,667 To the death. 1326 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:58,625 To the pain. 1327 01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:02,167 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 1328 01:28:02,292 --> 01:28:03,875 I'll explain... 1329 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:07,708 and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand... 1330 01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:09,917 you warthog-faced buffoon. 1331 01:28:11,292 --> 01:28:13,708 That may be the first time in my life... 1332 01:28:13,792 --> 01:28:16,417 a man has dared insult me. 1333 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,125 It won't be the last. 1334 01:28:18,167 --> 01:28:20,625 To the pain means the first thing you lose... 1335 01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:22,667 will be your feet below the ankles... 1336 01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:25,167 then your hands at the wrists... 1337 01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:26,667 next your nose. 1338 01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:28,667 And then my tongue, I suppose. 1339 01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:31,167 I killed you too quickly the last time... 1340 01:28:31,292 --> 01:28:33,583 a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. 1341 01:28:33,667 --> 01:28:35,125 I wasn't finished. 1342 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:38,125 The next thing you lose will be your left eye, then your right. 1343 01:28:38,208 --> 01:28:41,500 And then my ears. I understand! Let's get on with it! 1344 01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:44,875 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why... 1345 01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:50,167 so every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness... 1346 01:28:50,208 --> 01:28:52,042 will be yours to cherish. 1347 01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:54,792 Every babe that weeps at your approach... 1348 01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:58,208 every woman who cries out, "God, what is that thing"... 1349 01:28:58,292 --> 01:29:01,042 will echo in your perfect ears. 1350 01:29:01,125 --> 01:29:04,083 That is what "to the pain" means. 1351 01:29:04,167 --> 01:29:07,083 It means I leave you in anguish... 1352 01:29:07,167 --> 01:29:10,542 wallowing in freakish misery forever. 1353 01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:13,708 I think you're bluffing. 1354 01:29:13,792 --> 01:29:15,167 It's possible, pig! 1355 01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,208 I might be bluffing. 1356 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:20,958 It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass... 1357 01:29:21,042 --> 01:29:24,583 I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. 1358 01:29:24,667 --> 01:29:26,708 Then again... 1359 01:29:28,083 --> 01:29:31,042 perhaps I have the strength after all. 1360 01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:50,833 Drop your sword. 1361 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:55,833 Have a seat. 1362 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:01,708 Tie him up. 1363 01:30:02,875 --> 01:30:05,708 Make it as tight as you like. 1364 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:11,167 Where's Fezzik? 1365 01:30:11,250 --> 01:30:13,750 I thought he was with you. 1366 01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:15,500 In that case... 1367 01:30:15,625 --> 01:30:16,667 Help him. 1368 01:30:16,792 --> 01:30:18,667 Why does Westley need helping? 1369 01:30:18,708 --> 01:30:21,042 Because he has no strength. 1370 01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:23,125 I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing. 1371 01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:25,875 - Shall I dispatch him for you? - Thank you, but no. 1372 01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:27,208 Whatever happens to us... 1373 01:30:27,292 --> 01:30:29,375 I want him to live a long life, alone with his cowardice. 1374 01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:35,125 Inigo, where are you? 1375 01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:38,042 There you are. 1376 01:30:38,083 --> 01:30:40,667 Inigo, I saw the prince's stables... 1377 01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:43,833 and there they were, four white horses. 1378 01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:46,167 And I thought, there are four of us... 1379 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:48,208 if we ever find the lady. 1380 01:30:48,250 --> 01:30:49,625 Hello, lady. 1381 01:30:51,167 --> 01:30:54,458 So I took them with me in case we ever bumped into each other. 1382 01:30:54,542 --> 01:30:56,917 I guess we just did. 1383 01:30:58,208 --> 01:31:00,167 You did something right. 1384 01:31:00,250 --> 01:31:03,250 Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head. 1385 01:31:22,167 --> 01:31:23,583 You know... 1386 01:31:23,667 --> 01:31:25,583 it's very strange. 1387 01:31:25,667 --> 01:31:29,125 I have been in the revenge business so long... 1388 01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:31,125 now that it's over... 1389 01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:34,167 I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. 1390 01:31:35,208 --> 01:31:37,458 Have you ever considered piracy? 1391 01:31:37,542 --> 01:31:39,708 You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. 1392 01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:53,875 They rode to freedom. 1393 01:31:53,958 --> 01:31:57,542 And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe. 1394 01:31:57,625 --> 01:32:00,708 A wave of love swept over them. 1395 01:32:00,792 --> 01:32:03,500 And as they reached for each other... 1396 01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:07,083 What? What? 1397 01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:10,292 It's kissing again. You don't want to hear that. 1398 01:32:10,375 --> 01:32:13,875 I don't mind so much. 1399 01:32:18,583 --> 01:32:20,583 Since the invention of the kiss... 1400 01:32:20,667 --> 01:32:22,292 there have been five kisses... 1401 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:24,083 that were rated the most passionate... 1402 01:32:24,167 --> 01:32:26,083 the most pure. 1403 01:32:26,167 --> 01:32:28,583 This one left them all behind. 1404 01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:34,583 The end. 1405 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:40,083 Now I think you ought to go to sleep. 1406 01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:54,417 All right. 1407 01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:58,958 So long. 1408 01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:01,917 Grandpa... 1409 01:33:04,417 --> 01:33:06,833 maybe you could come over... 1410 01:33:06,958 --> 01:33:09,583 and read it again to me tomorrow. 1411 01:33:11,333 --> 01:33:13,583 As you wish.