1 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,256 Clouseau. 2 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:51,968 Yes, well, the first time I ever heard that name... 3 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:54,721 ...Clouseau was just a little nobody. 4 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:59,308 A police officer in some little village far outside of Paris. 5 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,396 He was the village idiot as far as I could tell. 6 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,508 Idiot, pull up. 7 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:45,021 Monsieur Dumont, you must move your vehicle immediately. 8 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,356 I am so sorry, Officer Clouseau. 9 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,318 My chair, it won't move. 10 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,738 Here's your problem. 11 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,866 Your battery cable has come undone. Let me help. 12 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,161 Let's see. The positive to the negative. 13 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,955 The negative to the positive. There. 14 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,167 All right, you are ready to go. 15 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,550 All clear, keep it moving. 16 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:17,220 As chief inspector of the Police Nationale... 17 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:21,557 ...I hear many stories of our officers in the field. 18 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,894 Clouseau generated many... 19 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,729 ...many stories. 20 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:30,399 You are under arrest for the murder of Pierre Fuquet. 21 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,695 You are under arrest for the murder of Pierre Fuquet. 22 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,075 You are under arrest for the murder of Pierre Fuquet. 23 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,910 Pierre Fuquet? 24 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,205 The case is closed. 25 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,416 Needless to say... 26 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:52,755 ...Clouseau did not qualify for any advancement whatsoever. 27 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:56,259 I never thought for a moment I would have any use for him... 28 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:59,095 ...until that fateful day. 29 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:04,141 It was a perfect day for a murder. 30 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:08,855 France against China, with the winner advancing to the finals. 31 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:14,110 I had been invited, as chief inspector of the Police Nationale. 32 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:18,155 And because of my recent nomination for the Medal of Honor. 33 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:21,701 I have been nominated seven times. 34 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,287 I have never won. 35 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:28,791 But still, seven nominations... 36 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,543 ...that's something. 37 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:35,715 Anyway, the coach of the French team, Yves Gluant... 38 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:39,385 ...came out for his customary ovation. 39 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,932 He raised his fist to the crowd. 40 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,309 On it: 41 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,477 The Pink Panther diamond. 42 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:58,446 It was quite the symbol of pride and victory for the French team. 43 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,949 Gluant's girlfriend at that time... 44 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,870 ...was Xania, the international pop star. 45 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:09,248 They had been having quite a stormy affair. 46 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:40,237 By the end of regulation time the score was tied... 47 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:44,492 ...and the game went into sudden death. 48 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,912 For a patriotic Frenchman and a true fan like myself... 49 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,916 ...it was almost too thrilling to believe. 50 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:54,126 And then... 51 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,712 ...the miracle. 52 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,521 Yes! Yeah! 53 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:16,482 Yes! 54 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,693 Yes! 55 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,461 Yes! 56 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:46,721 And then, in front of a stadium filled with people... 57 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,515 ...Gluant collapsed... 58 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,100 ...dead. 59 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,896 A poison dart in his neck. 60 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,400 And the Pink Panther diamond... 61 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,946 ...had disappeared. 62 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,681 The newspapers fed on Gluant's murder with a frenzy. 63 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,351 For them, the world had stopped. 64 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,769 For me... 65 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:26,148 ...it was an opportunity for my greatest triumph. 66 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,778 I know what we need for the Gluant case. 67 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,906 - What? - An incompetent. 68 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:38,911 An unimaginative, by-the-book, low-level incompetent... 69 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,164 ...who will plod along, getting nowhere... 70 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,959 ...with the media watching his every step. 71 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,336 And while he is getting nowhere... 72 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,631 ...I will put together the finest team of investigators in France... 73 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:54,009 ...and we will hunt down the killer, retrieve the Pink Panther diamond... 74 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:57,429 ...and then the Medal of Honor will be mine. 75 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,266 And who is this incompetent? 76 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:05,521 Oh, I think I know the perfect man for the job. 77 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:10,317 Find him and bring him to Paris. 78 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,196 His name is Clouseau. 79 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,275 Good morning, mademoiselle. 80 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,570 I'll be right with you. 81 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,951 The minister of justice sent around a new picture of himself... 82 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,871 ...but it was bigger than Chief Inspector Dreyfus' picture. 83 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,248 So the chief inspector had a larger one made. 84 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,919 You'll find that Paris can be a very political place. 85 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:56,006 Yes, politics. Where greed wears the mask of morality. 86 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,884 That's good. Did you say that? 87 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,138 Yes, I did. 88 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,892 - Could you help me down? - Oh, yes, of course. 89 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,899 Oh, yes. Here, just- Perhaps- 90 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,984 - Yes, I- - All right. 91 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,320 - Wait. - Yeah. 92 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,698 Don't jump. Yes, that's good. All right. 93 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:25,160 I think if you put your leg right there- 94 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,080 - Okay. - Yes. Okay. 95 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,125 Yes. 96 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,087 - I can't see anything. - Maybe over here? 97 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,339 - Yes, okay. - Okay. 98 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,550 Over here. 99 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,015 The inspector will see you now. 100 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,060 He'll be right with you. 101 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:54,940 Clouseau. 102 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,359 - Clouseau. - He's coming in. 103 00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,987 Good. 104 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,327 Officer Jacques Clouseau, gendarme, third class. 105 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:22,301 - That had to hurt. - No. No, not at all. No. 106 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,720 Clouseau, the reason we called you here- 107 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:29,475 It is lovely weather we are having. 108 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:34,897 I hope the weather continues. 109 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,572 The area is secure. 110 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,407 Oh, thank you. 111 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,702 Clouseau, I have reviewed your records, and it is clear to me... 112 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:52,414 ...that a man of your talent merits greater responsibility... 113 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,416 ...than you have had up to this point. 114 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:57,878 I have decided to promote you to inspector... 115 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,548 ...the highest rank of any officer in the republic. 116 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,258 - Inspector? - Exactly. 117 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,136 And your first case is the Gluant murder... 118 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:08,764 ...and theft of the Pink Panther diamond. 119 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,307 - I am honored. - Good. 120 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,352 Jacques Clouseau, by the power vested in me... 121 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:17,940 ...I hereby appoint you full inspector... 122 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,067 ...with all of the... 123 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,452 Here, if you would be so kind, please. 124 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,746 Oh, here, take my pen. 125 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,707 Thank you. 126 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:41,797 One does not often see the traditional French fountain pen. 127 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,221 I will cherish this forever. 128 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,140 No. It is not a gift. 129 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,143 That was given to me by the mayor of Paris. 130 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,312 Well, then... 131 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,939 ...I cannot accept this. 132 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,151 The press conference. 133 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,989 Yes. Clouseau, there is a press conference... 134 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,075 ...in just a few minutes down the hall... 135 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,952 ...to introduce you to the media. 136 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,371 We'll meet you there. And, Clouseau? 137 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,998 Yes? 138 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,000 Good luck. 139 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,252 Good luck to you. 140 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,921 And where is the press conference? 141 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,923 Go under the arch... 142 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,843 ...through the door on the right and down the hall. 143 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,306 Well... 144 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,855 The area is still secure. 145 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,941 Thank you. 146 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,946 He's perfect. 147 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,200 Yes, we have definitely found our man. 148 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,119 Why do I feel wet? 149 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,830 Because of the unique nature of the crime... 150 00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:00,042 ...we have brought in a man specially suited to the case: 151 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:03,128 Inspector Jacques Clouseau. 152 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,052 Inspector. 153 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,012 Inspector. 154 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,849 - Yes? - Yes, what's your initial premise? 155 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,560 That Gluant did not want to be killed. 156 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,897 Everything else follows like liquid mercury... 157 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,900 ...flowing down a- A- 158 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:28,153 A sloping thing. 159 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,989 How long do you think it will take to find the killer? 160 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,868 Right now the killer is being surrounded by a web of deduction... 161 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,205 ...forensic science and the latest in technology... 162 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:41,667 ...such as two-way radios and e-mail. 163 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:46,755 Assign a man to be his driver who can report on his whereabouts at all times. 164 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,924 What kind of man? 165 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:53,095 A man who follows orders and doesn't ask questions. 166 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,932 Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or a woman? 167 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,894 Well, of course I know that. What else is there? A kitten? 168 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,938 Excuse me, do you think it's possible... 169 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,273 ...that the killer could be watching you now? 170 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,151 Well, if I was a killer, I would certainly be watching... 171 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,529 ...and possibly taping for later playback... 172 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,783 ...because, you know, it's a big deal to be talked about on TV. 173 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,119 But I have a message for the killer: 174 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,038 There is no place you can hide. 175 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,125 There is no place you cannot be seen. 176 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,294 Killer, I will find you... 177 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,797 ...because I am a servant of the nation. 178 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,341 Because justice is justice... 179 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:35,637 ...and because France is France. 180 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,404 - Bonjour, Nicole. - Good morning, inspector. 181 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,489 Welcome to your new office. 182 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,451 You should probably start by going through these files. 183 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:03,832 It is lovely weather we are having. 184 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,920 I hope the weather... 185 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,590 ...stays this mild. 186 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:24,853 If the weather continues... 187 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:30,859 ...we are in for a lovely summer. 188 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,699 The area is secure. 189 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,619 - Are you all right? - Well, of course I'm all right. 190 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,788 And what is that? 191 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,540 - What? - Nothing. 192 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,837 You should probably start by looking at these files. You have to- 193 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,266 My leg, it crushed my leg! 194 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,612 Being an inspector, you'll need some new clothes. 195 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,573 I can take your measurements and have something sent over. 196 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,408 - Of course. - Please remove your jacket. 197 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,118 Yes. 198 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:26,581 - Do you live by yourself, inspector? - Yes, I do. 199 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,750 Do you get lonely? 200 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,127 No, not really. Not since the Internet. 201 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,297 Well, that takes care of that. And welcome to Paris. 202 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,216 Thank you. 203 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,552 Good morning, monsieur. 204 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,428 And you are? 205 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,098 Gilbert Ponton. Detective, second class. 206 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,933 I've been assigned to work with you. 207 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,352 What qualifications do you have for police work? 208 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,188 My family's done police work in Paris for nine generations. 209 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,900 - And before that? - We were policemen for 200 years. 210 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,653 - And before that? - Immigrants from countries in Europe. 211 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,989 - All involved in police work. - And before that? 212 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,782 Farmers. 213 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,121 So you are a little lamb who has come to Clouseau for to learn. 214 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:11,126 Gilbert Ponton, I vow to teach you everything I know about police work. 215 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,586 And together... 216 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,797 ...we are going to catch a killer. 217 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,135 There. 218 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:24,055 The Chinese VIP box, right on the edge of the kill zone. 219 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:28,351 The poison was Chinese. Was Gluant ever in China? 220 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,104 Three years ago, he took a group of French stars there... 221 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,731 ...for some exhibition games. 222 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,650 Gluant was in China... 223 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,694 ...the poison is from China... 224 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,946 ...the Chinese are from China. 225 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:45,285 It may be too early to say for certain, but I think our killer is Chinese. 226 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,746 Corbeille, I want you on the next flight to Beijing. 227 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,790 Find out what Gluant did there, who he saw, where he went. 228 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,086 Pacquette, I want a dossier on every Chinaman in that box. 229 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,588 Go, go, go. 230 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,014 Inspector, it's awfully late and- 231 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,017 Oh, I'm just going over these crime-scene photos. 232 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,687 - Don't you need some rest? - Crime does not rest, Nicole. 233 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,189 It's true. 234 00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:16,024 You see... 235 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,693 ...I have waited a long time to prove myself. 236 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,947 And I've been given the opportunity of a lifetime. 237 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,742 And I intend to show the world exactly who I am... 238 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:29,204 ...and what I can do. I must not fail. 239 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,041 You won't. I know it. 240 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,126 Thank you, Nicole. 241 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,632 - Nicole? - Yes? 242 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,218 May I be very frank with you? 243 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,053 Of course. 244 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,847 You have put on a ton of weight. 245 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,642 Now, what I do when I get a little heavy- 246 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,729 Never mind. 247 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,482 Would you like me to stay behind and help you? 248 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,820 That is a generous offer, Nicole... 249 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,615 ...but I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. 250 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,535 And in today's world, the slightest gesture... 251 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:12,080 ...can be misinterpreted as harassment. 252 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:16,334 And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me... 253 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,462 ...into that delicate situation. 254 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,089 Agreed? 255 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,757 Yes, I agree. 256 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:26,469 Well, let's seal it with a kiss. And I'll get back to work. 257 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,098 I am going to be frank. 258 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,350 Since you are only a detective, second class... 259 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,686 ...your senses may not be as sharp as my own. 260 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,313 And as I do not want a partner who makes me duller... 261 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:41,109 ...I have come up with a plan to keep you as sharp as possible. 262 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:42,944 And what is that? 263 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:46,781 Intermittently, and without warning, I will attack you... 264 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,617 ...whenever and wherever it is least expected. 265 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:53,621 In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert. Agreed? 266 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:55,790 Yes. 267 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,295 - Good one. - Thank you. 268 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,089 Here we are. 269 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,639 "Do not open door when light is flashing. " 270 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,619 Excuse me. 271 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,163 Coming through. Thank you. 272 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,966 And I'm wondering if you- Yes. 273 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:50,595 I'm wondering if you saw, perhaps, a person yelling. 274 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,848 Stop! Stop, stop! 275 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,352 Who are you, and what the hell are you doing? 276 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,688 - I'm in the middle of an interrogation. - The booth is soundproof. 277 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,441 She can't hear a word. And in case you haven't noticed... 278 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,944 ...you ruined my recording session. Now, get out. 279 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,780 Unless you want to be charged with obstruction of justice... 280 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,615 ...you will let me interrogate Xania. 281 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,535 It's all right, Roland. Hello, inspector. 282 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,203 I'm Xania. 283 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:19,374 You do not know this, but I am intimately familiar with your work. 284 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,293 You are very kind. 285 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,881 Did you say that booth was soundproof? 286 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:28,967 Yes. 287 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,907 Now, you were nearby when Gluant was killed? 288 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,743 Yes, I ran out to be with him after the team won. 289 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,162 Of course you did. 290 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,664 Now, a few hours before the murder... 291 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,960 ...six witnesses saw you repeatedly striking the deceased and screaming- 292 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:05,545 What was it, Ponton? 293 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:08,464 "I am going to kill you. I am going to kill you. " 294 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:12,093 I was angry. I caught him with another woman. 295 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,512 And this was after he said he loved me. 296 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,764 You poor little angel waif. 297 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,976 After he cheated on me... 298 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,478 ...I hated him. 299 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,231 - But I didn't kill him. - Of course you didn't. 300 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:28,026 - You recently performed in China- - Stop browbeating her! 301 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,653 Can't you see she's sexy? 302 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,781 Three months ago in Shanghai. 303 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:37,452 Can you think of anyone else who might have hated Gluant? 304 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,580 - Bizu. - The football star? 305 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,209 I was dating Bizu when I met Gluant. 306 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,545 He thought Gluant was a bad guy for stealing me away. 307 00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:50,798 - If you ask me, they were both- - You, don't leave town. 308 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,885 But I'm flying to Montserrat to record Rene Duchanel- 309 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,222 You will not leave town. I may want to ask you a few more questions. 310 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,265 But I don't know anything. 311 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:04,270 About life, about love. Yes, you little wet puppy. 312 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,648 But about the crime you may know a lot. 313 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,733 Inspector. 314 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,486 Do I have to stay in town? 315 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,404 Because next week I have something... 316 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,783 ...vague to do in New York. 317 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,911 Well, if you absolutely have to do something vague... 318 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,663 ...feel free to go where you wish. 319 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:45,353 I can't take you to Bizu, but I can take you to Monsieur Vainqueur... 320 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:47,981 ...the team's assistant coach. 321 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,900 Well, I guess he's the head coach now. 322 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,070 - You wanted to see me? - You are Vainqueur? 323 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:57,365 Yes. And who are you? 324 00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,493 I am Inspector Clouseau. Perhaps you have heard of me. 325 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:01,995 No. 326 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:03,997 Don't write that down. 327 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:08,876 - What do you want? - I am told that Bizu hated Gluant. 328 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,587 A lot of people hated Gluant. 329 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,464 Did you? 330 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,385 I spent six years under his thumb being verbally abused every day. 331 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,554 Yes, I was not a fan of Yves Gluant. 332 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:21,556 And now he is dead... 333 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,641 ...and you have his job. 334 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,435 Ironic. 335 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,603 Not every death is a tragedy. 336 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:32,025 - And what was the-? - Footsteps. 337 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,735 It's a young woman... 338 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,070 ...30 to 35 years old... 339 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:39,407 ...5'2", 5'4", brunette. 340 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,826 And she is wearing high heels. 341 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,079 Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. 342 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,290 And she has on... 343 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:50,376 ...Chanel No5. 344 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,093 - Is anyone with you? - No. 345 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,888 Do you have a pair of high heels in that bag? 346 00:28:02,056 --> 00:28:05,016 - No. - Not even a small pair of pumps? 347 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,602 - No. - Who are you? 348 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,854 I am Yuri, the trainer. 349 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,732 And what is it you do here, Yuri the trainer? 350 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:14,984 I train. 351 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,987 So you are Yuri the trainer who trains. 352 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,285 Do not leave Europe. 353 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:27,038 But I have to go to Asia. 354 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,123 Okay. 355 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,917 Do not leave Europe or Asia. 356 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,171 We have one match in Brazil. 357 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:36,631 All right. 358 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:40,176 Do not leave Europe, Asia or the Americas. 359 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,056 - Okay. - Where is this famous soccer player? 360 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,142 He is outside on the practice field. 361 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,896 Well, we shall see about Mr. Bizu. 362 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,949 I've got Bizu in the interrogation room. 363 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,158 What's the plan? 364 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:07,662 I'm going to give him the good-cop/bad-cop routine. 365 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,374 You are the soccer player known as Bizu? 366 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,293 - Yes. - You were acquainted with Gluant? 367 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:19,090 - I'm glad he's pushing up daisies. - He is not pushing up daisies. 368 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,591 He is dead. 369 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:22,802 It's an idiom. 370 00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:26,514 You, sir, are the idiom. 371 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,934 Now, unless you want to spend the rest of your life in prison... 372 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,479 ...you will answer the next question. Did you kill him? 373 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:36,691 I would have loved to have killed him. 374 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,862 But some lucky bastard beat me to it. 375 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:44,073 You disgust me. 376 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,701 I'll be right back. 377 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:52,957 Cigarette? 378 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,626 No. 379 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,044 Thanks. 380 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,088 Good for you. 381 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,842 Bizu... 382 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,513 ...I know you didn't do it. 383 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:10,224 Someone else did, and they are trying to set you up. 384 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,018 You'll help me? 385 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,395 Of course I'll help you. 386 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:18,649 Now, do you have any idea who might have done this terrible thing? 387 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:22,403 His partner in those stupid restaurants, Larocque. 388 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:25,740 Raymond Larocque, the casino owner. 389 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,910 Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and use it to gamble. 390 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,579 My guess is Larocque got fed up... 391 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,414 ...and had him killed. 392 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:36,167 Bizu, I like you. 393 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,252 I'm going to help you. 394 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,672 You and I are going to make a great team. 395 00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,057 The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly. 396 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:54,602 You know, usually two different cops do that. 397 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:18,334 You know what we do to prisoners who don't cooperate? 398 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,670 We hook them up to the box. 399 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,966 What is the box? 400 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:29,512 Idiot. Like this, I take one electrode... 401 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,639 ...I put it here. 402 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,851 I take the other one... 403 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,270 ...I put it- 404 00:31:50,617 --> 00:31:52,994 So, what do you think? 405 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,246 Bizu is innocent. 406 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,415 How can you say that? 407 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,376 Gluant suspended Bizu. He stole his girlfriend. 408 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,839 If it were me, I would have killed him then and there. 409 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:06,841 That's exactly what Bizu did. 410 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,593 Ponton... 411 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,678 ...a crime is like a jigsaw puzzle. 412 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:13,264 You have to have the jig and you have to have the saw. 413 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,224 You have the jig, but no saw. 414 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,101 Where is your saw? 415 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,521 "Oh, Your Honor, I want to present a case, but all I have is a jig. 416 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:21,939 Is that okay?" 417 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,361 What? 418 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,030 Nothing. 419 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,656 I thought you said: 420 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:34,994 No. 421 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,671 Strange. 422 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,730 Oh, it's you. 423 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,636 I hope you don't mind I let myself in with the spare key. 424 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,389 - Oh, no, no. - And, look. 425 00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:22,143 I got your pants back from the tailor. 426 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,979 - Plus a spare. - Good. 427 00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,982 - Would you like some water? - Yes, please. 428 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:35,573 You know, Nicole, this crime is forcing me to use all my knowledge. 429 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:40,077 Everything I have learned in a lifetime of investigating is coming into play. 430 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,330 Do you mind if I have these? I haven't eaten. 431 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,499 Oh, please, go ahead. 432 00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:50,171 Things are appearing in my mind that I did not even realize was there. 433 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,839 And yet the in- 434 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,633 Oh, my God. The Heimlich! The Heimlich! 435 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:14,612 Are you feeling better? 436 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,864 Yes, thank you. You are so good at it. 437 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,240 Where did you learn that? 438 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,160 I used to practice on mannequins, pillows... 439 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,704 ...but frankly, it was the expression on your face... 440 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:25,706 ...that told me that you needed it. 441 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,542 Now, Ponton, what do you have for me? 442 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:32,713 It seems you were right about Bizu. He was just found dead... 443 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,174 ...in the training facility locker room. 444 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:38,010 - Shot in the head. - Was it fatal? 445 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,387 - Yes. - How fatal? 446 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,556 Completely. 447 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,350 I want to talk to him now. 448 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,310 He's dead. 449 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,151 You there. Halt. 450 00:35:56,530 --> 00:35:58,572 You are Yuri the trainer who trains. 451 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,074 Yeah, that's right. 452 00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:03,744 I am looking for a dead body. Perhaps you can tell me where it is. 453 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,580 Oh, yeah. I heard it was in the locker room. 454 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:10,668 You go down the hall, make a right and two lefts. 455 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:16,215 You are finding something amusing here? 456 00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,008 I'll be honest with you. I- 457 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,302 I find your accent quite funny. 458 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:23,055 - Where are you from? - From Russia. 459 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:26,767 Gluant recruited me from the Russian military gym. 460 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,771 You need to work on your accent. 461 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,606 - What? - What? 462 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,775 - What? What? - What? 463 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:36,610 - What? - I don't have time for this. 464 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:38,028 I have to solve a murder. 465 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,451 Please, tell me what you saw. 466 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,413 Well, I didn't see anything. 467 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,790 I was passing by the locker room. 468 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,710 It was late, past time anyone should be there. 469 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,963 I heard movement on the other side of the locker-room door. 470 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,507 I heard Bizu say: 471 00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:01,927 "Oh, it's you. " 472 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:05,014 And then there was gunfire. 473 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:07,850 Ponton, go to your databases. 474 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:12,646 I want to interrogate every person in Paris with the name "You. " 475 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:15,190 And, Ponton... 476 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,735 ...don't you find it a bit of a coincidence... 477 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:22,156 ...that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor? 478 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:25,951 I think they drew the chalk outline later. 479 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,997 We are dealing with some kind of mastermind. 480 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:34,001 Ponton, I want to interrogate this man Raymond Larocque. 481 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,836 Where is his casino? 482 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:51,268 Park it close by. Unless you want to know what else is good for you. 483 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,355 You continue to surprise me, inspector. 484 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:59,360 Get used to it, Ponton. With me, surprises are rarely unexpected. 485 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:06,241 Yes, the weather is nice today. Let's hope it continues. 486 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,702 Ponton, go find security. 487 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,331 Tell them I want to converse with Mr. Raymond Larocque. 488 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:15,960 - You're not coming? - Something has come up. 489 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:20,714 If the weather stays this mild, we are all in for a treat. 490 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:25,552 - Place your bets. - I am in law enforcement too. 491 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,262 Am I that obvious? 492 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:31,850 No, it's just that I have an ear for such things. 493 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:34,395 Here is your mojito. 494 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,523 - Flame it. - No more bets. 495 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,278 Impressive. 496 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,656 I will remember that. 497 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:50,577 I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau. I am here on a very important case. 498 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:53,664 Boswell. Nigel Boswell. Agent 006. 499 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,833 - Know what that means? - Of course I do. 500 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,584 You are one short of the big time. 501 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:01,505 I, too, am on a very important case, inspector. 502 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,757 So you understand what I mean when I say... 503 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,260 ...no one must know that I am here. 504 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:09,054 I have just slipped my cell-phone number into your pocket. 505 00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:12,725 Call me if you need any help. 506 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,686 I will, inspector. 507 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:28,615 Well... 508 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,660 ...Monet. Very impressive, Monsieur Larocque. 509 00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,412 Very impressive, Inspector Clouseau. 510 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,956 Please make yourself at home. Now, how can I help you? 511 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:39,209 I am investigating the murder of Yves Gluant. 512 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:41,086 Yves. 513 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:43,088 Fascinating man. 514 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:46,967 Would you happen to know what he paid for the Pink Panther? 515 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,303 He inherited it. It cost him nothing. 516 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,472 It cost him his life. 517 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:56,477 I would like to take a closer look at your bowls. 518 00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,147 - My what? - Your bowls. 519 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,982 I would like to take a closer look... 520 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:04,485 ...at your big brass bowls. 521 00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:10,824 - Okay. - Thank you. 522 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,787 Han Dynasty. 523 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:17,706 - Very rare. Beautiful. - I see you have an eye for antiques. 524 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,626 Some here are real and some are copies. 525 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,503 I'm sure you can tell which are which. 526 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:25,380 Second century. Very rare. 527 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:29,009 One should always handle an antique vase from the inside. 528 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:33,305 Otherwise the oil from the hands can damage the patina. 529 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,600 Pure alabaster. 530 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,352 Lovely. 531 00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:48,612 That's odd. What I did, I went like this, and then... 532 00:40:56,079 --> 00:40:58,539 This is weird. 533 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:04,545 Why did you take out a life-insurance policy on Gluant? 534 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:08,507 The insurance company won't pay unless the murderer is caught. 535 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,009 And if it turns out to be me... 536 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,470 ...they won't pay at all. Do you understand? 537 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:17,099 But you stood to gain from Gluant's death, didn't you? 538 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:19,560 Gain? What would I gain? 539 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:22,563 Gluant's share of the restaurants. 540 00:41:22,730 --> 00:41:24,857 Oh, the restaurants were a disaster. 541 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,443 Gluant was siphoning money out faster than it came in. 542 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,239 My only consolation was he'd lose the money gambling in my casino. 543 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:35,242 But after a while his losses became so ridiculous... 544 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,078 ...he promised me his ring as collateral. 545 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,206 But someone had words with Gluant... 546 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,958 ...the night before he was killed. 547 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:46,003 - Didn't you? - No. 548 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,757 You didn't threaten to break his legs and then crush him into powder? 549 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,384 No. 550 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,345 Perhaps I saw that on TV. 551 00:42:00,268 --> 00:42:03,520 Well, I can certainly think of a better place for this. 552 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:10,736 That's my personalized cell-phone tone ring. 553 00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:18,619 Hello? 554 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,287 Yes, this is Inspector- 555 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,165 Yes, I could meet you. In the restaurant? 556 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,417 Yes, of course. Right away. 557 00:42:25,585 --> 00:42:29,171 Gentlemen, something has come up. Please excuse me. 558 00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:30,631 - Monsieur Larocque. - Yes. 559 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,174 Is this vase of great value? 560 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,426 It is a worthless imitation. 561 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,136 Good. 562 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,891 But that desk was... 563 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,309 ...priceless. 564 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,317 - Clouseau. - Oh, yes. 565 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,445 I need your help. Now, it's very important that you remain calm... 566 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,490 - ... and you do not turn around. - Remain calm. Do not turn around. 567 00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,992 Behind you in the casino are the Gas Mask Bandits. 568 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:02,287 Oh, my God! The Gas Mask Bandits! 569 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,374 - All Europe is looking for them. - How can I help? 570 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,418 - Just give me your coat. - Yes, of course. Why? 571 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,170 I'm not supposed to be here. 572 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,673 But I can't let the Gas Mask Bandits escape. 573 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:55,340 - Put it on. - Yes. Yes, of course. But why? 574 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,635 I'm not supposed to be here, remember? 575 00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:01,680 Inspector. 576 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,350 My God, man, that was fantastic. 577 00:44:12,734 --> 00:44:15,861 Inspector, was Clouseau's plan to set a trap for the Gas Mask Bandits? 578 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,989 Does Clouseau think the Bandits are connected to the Pink Panther? 579 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,907 Is Clouseau going to be promoted, sir? 580 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:25,287 I cannot comment on ongoing investigations. 581 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:26,705 Drive. 582 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,125 Inspector? 583 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:31,752 Clouseau? 584 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,049 Good one. 585 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:38,717 Thank you. 586 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,844 Now, what do you have for me? 587 00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:43,096 We have rounded up all the people in Paris... 588 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:47,225 - ... with the name "You. " - Finally, we are getting somewhere. 589 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,742 Read that back. 590 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,873 You may go. 591 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:13,126 You speak Chinese? 592 00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:15,629 What, you don't think I speak Chinese? 593 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:18,465 If I don't speak Chinese, what are we doing here? 594 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,759 That must be funny around the water cooler. 595 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:23,011 "Oh, Inspector Clouseau does not speak Chinese. 596 00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:25,639 Let's take him out for lunch. We will all speak Chinese. 597 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,641 He won't know what we are talking about. " 598 00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,310 Is that what you like to do? Is that funny? 599 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,771 Of course I speak Chinese. 600 00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:39,820 Clouseau? 601 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,765 Bonjour, Nicole. 602 00:46:09,142 --> 00:46:11,435 Could I see you in my office in a few minutes? 603 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,563 I'll be right with you, inspector. 604 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:43,508 Yes, inspector? 605 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:45,552 Nicole. 606 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,014 The weather has been so pleasant. 607 00:46:49,182 --> 00:46:54,311 I was wondering if you think it's going to stay this mild. 608 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,315 I certainly hope so. 609 00:46:59,859 --> 00:47:02,736 But do you think the weather... 610 00:47:02,904 --> 00:47:05,489 ...is going to change? 611 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,158 Let's keep our fingers crossed... 612 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,911 ...that it stays this mild. 613 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,456 And here's another one for you! 614 00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:17,918 Now let's see who you are. 615 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,255 It is "Inspector Dreyfus. " 616 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:25,091 The intruder is obviously wearing a flesh mask. 617 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:26,760 But that will come off. 618 00:47:28,596 --> 00:47:30,597 My face! 619 00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,354 Maybe there is a seam under your hairline. 620 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,439 I'll just turn you around. 621 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:49,699 Are you feeling any better? I am so sorry, inspector. 622 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:52,285 Let's just forget it. 623 00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:55,830 I thought I would stop by and let you know how we are doing on the case. 624 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,375 Oh, I'll just... 625 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:01,753 - ... stay back here. - Yes, of course. 626 00:48:02,255 --> 00:48:05,173 I see you have one of these collapsible pointers. 627 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:06,591 So very useful. 628 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:09,594 It is so degrading to have to point with your finger... 629 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,930 ...or one of those long wooden sticks... 630 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,891 ...like you are some sort of primitive oaf. 631 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:20,105 But you have one of these, you just snap it open and you are ready to go. 632 00:48:20,273 --> 00:48:22,107 The case. The case, Clouseau. 633 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,651 Yes, the case. 634 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:28,822 The case is going quite well. I have prepared a list of suspects. 635 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:31,950 And how many suspects do you have? 636 00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:34,953 Twenty-seven thousand six hundred eighty-three. 637 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,915 It's just a matter of time now, isn't it? 638 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:42,460 - Have you eliminated any suspects? - Yes. 639 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:44,337 One. 640 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,007 One. And who would that be? 641 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:49,175 Gluant. 642 00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:52,637 Gluant is the victim. 643 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:55,473 Excellent, inspector. 644 00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,601 We think alike. 645 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:02,439 One clue leading inexorably to the next. 646 00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:05,734 Just leave it. 647 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,529 I assure you, inspector... 648 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:13,366 ...I will soon have your criminal cornered like a- 649 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:16,036 Like a- Like- Like a- Like- 650 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:19,247 Like something- Something that you- You corner. 651 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:22,751 - Well put. - I see you enjoy wordplay. 652 00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,628 We will have to have lunch one day... 653 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:28,048 ...and engage in a little verbal jousting. 654 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:31,176 I'm sure you're quite the raconteur. 655 00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:35,388 Yes. 656 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:39,517 So I will call you for lunch. 657 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,399 There's only one item on the agenda of this committee: 658 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:51,196 To approve the list of nominees for our nation's highest award... 659 00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:52,822 ...the Medal of Honor. 660 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,325 The two nominees are... 661 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,077 ...Charles Dreyfus... 662 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,081 No. 663 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:05,001 ...and Sister Marie-Hugette... 664 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:08,922 ...whose selfless concern for our nation's orphans... 665 00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:11,466 ...is an inspiration to us all. 666 00:50:11,634 --> 00:50:15,053 I would like to add one more name for the committee's consideration. 667 00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:18,723 Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the man who came here from a small village... 668 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,975 ...to investigate the murder of Yves Gluant... 669 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:24,396 ...who just last night captured the notorious Gas Mask Bandits. 670 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:27,524 Yes. Interesting idea. 671 00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:30,443 - An average Frenchman. - Exactly. 672 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,487 Excellent idea. 673 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,906 All in favor? 674 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:38,451 How is it I was not informed of Clouseau's going to that casino? 675 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:42,163 - It was the middle of the night. - Oh, it was the middle of the night. 676 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,582 What, you did not want to wake me? 677 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,626 I want to know of Clouseau's whereabouts... 678 00:50:46,794 --> 00:50:49,129 ...every hour, 24 hours a day. 679 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:51,965 You miss one call, and I will have you kicked off the force. 680 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,634 - Do you understand? - Yes, sir. 681 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:57,262 Why are you not with him now? 682 00:50:57,430 --> 00:51:00,765 - I'm here. - Get out. 683 00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:06,104 - Clouseau. - Ponton. 684 00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:08,648 Let's call it a day. I am tired. 685 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:11,693 I just wanted to see where you are with the investigation. 686 00:51:11,861 --> 00:51:14,320 Good idea, Ponton. To let the subconscious mind... 687 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:17,449 ...work on the case while we sleep. Now then, what are the facts? 688 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:18,908 Yves Gluant was found... 689 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,369 ...at the international championship semifinal... 690 00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:24,289 - ... with a poison dart in his neck. - The crime! 691 00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:27,250 Bizu wanted to kill him, but is now himself dead. 692 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:28,877 A complication! 693 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:30,503 Gluant was siphoning off money... 694 00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:32,422 - ... from Larocque. - A motive! 695 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,716 And close to the body was the singer, Xania. 696 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:36,551 Xania is not the killer. 697 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,053 But I suspect she knows more than she is telling me. 698 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,015 - Where is she now? - She left suddenly for New York. 699 00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:45,810 We are going to have to follow her and find out what she is up to. 700 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:47,395 And if I am going to America... 701 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:50,482 ...I am going to have to speak with a flawless American accent... 702 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:53,026 ...so as not to arouse suspicion. 703 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:57,197 So find me the greatest accent coach in the world. 704 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,616 I would like to buy a hamburger. 705 00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,702 I would like to buy a hamburger. 706 00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:06,706 I would like to buy a hamburger. 707 00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:08,583 I would like to buy... 708 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:11,628 ...a hamburger. 709 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,880 No, no, no. Let's break it down. 710 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:15,340 I. 711 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:17,091 - I. - I. 712 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:18,718 - Would. - Would. 713 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:22,013 - Would. - Would. 714 00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:26,267 - Would. - Weird. 715 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,978 Would. 716 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,314 Would. 717 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:32,565 - Like. - Like. 718 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:34,150 - Like. - Like. 719 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,819 - To. - To. 720 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:37,779 - To. - To. 721 00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:39,864 To. 722 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,991 To. 723 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,409 - Buy. - Buy. 724 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,661 - Buy. - Bee. 725 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,288 - Buy. - Bye-bye. 726 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,833 - A. - A. 727 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:52,210 Hamburger. 728 00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:53,920 Hamburger. 729 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:55,588 Hamburger. 730 00:52:56,757 --> 00:53:00,718 - Hamburger. - Hamburger. 731 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:03,179 I would like to buy a hamburger. 732 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:04,931 I would like to buy a damburger. 733 00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,767 It's not "damburger. " Hamburger. 734 00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:11,062 I'm not saying "damburger. " I said, "I would like to buy a damburger. " 735 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,649 - I would like to buy a hamburger. - I would like to buy the hamburger. 736 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,443 - Hamburger. - I would like to buy a hamburger! 737 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,279 - Maybe we should stop. - We don't quit. 738 00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:21,239 We do not quit. Again! Again! 739 00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:25,076 - I would like to buy a hamburger. - I would like to buy a hamburger! 740 00:53:25,244 --> 00:53:28,413 - I would like to buy a hamburger. - I would like to buy hamburger. 741 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,874 - I would like to buy a hamburger. - I would like to buy a hamburger. 742 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:34,294 - I would like to buy a hamburger. - I would like to buy hamburger! 743 00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:35,962 I would like to buy a hamburger. 744 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,496 - Have you ever had a hamburger? - Well, of course not. 745 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:13,708 It's a disgusting American food. 746 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,327 I never see you with women. 747 00:54:50,412 --> 00:54:52,080 I'm married. 748 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,792 You don't wear a ring. 749 00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:57,377 To protect her. 750 00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:59,879 I'm afraid some villain might threaten her. 751 00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,965 Yes. 752 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,217 Tell me about her. 753 00:55:05,511 --> 00:55:09,472 I consider her the most beautiful woman in the world. 754 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,934 What about yourself? 755 00:55:13,102 --> 00:55:17,939 No, I don't consider myself a beautiful woman. 756 00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:20,775 I mean, is there a woman in your life? 757 00:55:20,943 --> 00:55:22,485 Oh, no. 758 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,530 Love has not yet come my way. 759 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:28,700 How could Inspector Clouseau be with a simple woman? 760 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:33,162 She would have to be so extraordinary in order to keep up. 761 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:35,623 It's hard. 762 00:55:39,837 --> 00:55:43,423 - What is? - For you to meet someone. 763 00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:45,925 Oh, yes. 764 00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:49,095 We have a big day tomorrow. 765 00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:54,017 We will go to Xania's hotel and find out what she is up to. 766 00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:57,603 - Good night, Ponton. - Good night, Clouseau. 767 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,273 - Good one. - Thank you. 768 00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:01,315 - Good one. - Thank you. 769 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,864 I got her hotel phone records. 770 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,615 Xania made two phone calls... 771 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:12,452 ...to a notorious black-market diamond cutter. 772 00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:15,204 There she is! Newspapers! 773 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:22,754 Newspapers! 774 00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:27,133 Newspapers! 775 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:30,386 Newspapers! 776 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,617 Floor 12. 777 00:56:55,454 --> 00:56:58,372 I smell something fishy. 778 00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:04,587 May I help you? 779 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:21,104 Good teamwork. 780 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:33,658 Stop! Stop whatever it is you are doing! You are defenseless! 781 00:57:33,826 --> 00:57:36,744 We have already taken care of your thugs patrolling the building. 782 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:38,621 I don't have any thugs. 783 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,373 You don't? 784 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:44,460 Ponton, I think we owe those men an apology. 785 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,879 And what is it you are cutting? 786 00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,340 Pink diamond. Clear. 787 00:57:49,550 --> 00:57:52,844 - Clear? - It's not the Pink Panther. 788 00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:57,056 And what are you doing here sneaking around? 789 00:57:58,058 --> 00:58:00,726 This purse once belonged to Josephine Baker. 790 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,729 It was falling apart, so I had it studded with diamonds... 791 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,898 ...to wear on-stage at the Presidential Ball. 792 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,776 Well, why did you just not tell me why you were coming? 793 00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,904 I can't be seen at a diamond cutter. 794 00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:13,948 Not after what happened. 795 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:20,246 That may be one of your mysterious clients now. 796 00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,123 Hello? 797 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:26,085 Yes, I am the person in charge of the phone bill. 798 00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,296 Well, I'm somewhat happy with my service. 799 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:30,506 Twelve months with that many minutes? 800 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:32,633 Plus free minutes per month? 801 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:36,095 Yes, sign me up. Yes, Jacques Clouseau... 802 00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:38,598 ...credit card number: 803 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:55,865 Yes? Yes, you may have my e-mail address. 804 00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,578 DoctorKnockers@aol. com. 805 00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:05,958 Well, I think I just got myself a pretty good deal. 806 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:13,507 - When are you leaving the city? - I'm leaving tomorrow. Yeah. 807 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,762 I may have to seduce her, Ponton, in order to get her to talk. 808 00:59:17,930 --> 00:59:19,931 - Part of the job. - Talk about what? 809 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:22,975 I want to find out what time her plane is leaving in the morning. 810 00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:25,561 - Why not just ask her? - Too obvious. 811 00:59:25,729 --> 00:59:28,314 I may have to pump her for information. 812 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:31,234 - I see. - Inspector... 813 00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:35,363 ...would you like to join me for dinner at the Waldorf? 814 00:59:35,948 --> 00:59:37,740 Certainly, mademoiselle. 815 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:40,117 Say, 8:00? 816 00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:42,036 Eight o'clock. 817 00:59:42,412 --> 00:59:45,957 Say, I don't know, my room on the second floor? 818 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,669 "I don't know, my room on the second floor. " 819 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,796 I'll see you then. 820 00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,259 It might be a trap. 821 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,386 Who cares? 822 01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:18,656 Welcome to my room, inspector. 823 01:00:19,783 --> 01:00:21,617 It is lovely weather we are having. 824 01:00:37,342 --> 01:00:40,886 Oh, yes, baby. Oh, yes. 825 01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,439 Why? 826 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:53,607 Why what? 827 01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:57,570 Why were you being so elusive today? 828 01:00:58,405 --> 01:01:00,281 I was afraid of Larocque. 829 01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:04,702 - He might be following me. - Larocque? The casino owner? 830 01:01:04,870 --> 01:01:06,871 He sent out word threatening to kill anyone... 831 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:08,831 ...in possession of the Pink Panther. 832 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:11,000 He believes it belongs to him. 833 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:12,960 But why would he follow you? 834 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:16,088 I was in New York to see a diamond cutter. 835 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:18,132 He might draw the wrong conclusion. 836 01:01:18,592 --> 01:01:19,925 You know... 837 01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:25,514 ...a man sitting here in your private suite... 838 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,683 ...so close to you... 839 01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:30,102 ...might draw the wrong conclusion too. 840 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:32,855 Or the right one. 841 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,733 I've heard things about you, inspector. 842 01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:38,319 What sort of things? 843 01:01:38,487 --> 01:01:40,946 That you really know how to treat a woman. 844 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,289 Yes. Yes. 845 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:53,626 Let the games begin. 846 01:01:55,003 --> 01:01:58,089 Let me just slip away. 847 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:14,021 Yes! 848 01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:21,570 No! No, no! No, no! 849 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:25,616 My miracle pill for the middle-aged man. 850 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:37,294 Give it back. 851 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:53,102 Inspector? 852 01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:59,442 - Are you all right in there? - I hope you're getting yourself ready. 853 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,949 Inspector? Are you sure you're okay in there? 854 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:10,369 Yes, I am. I'm fine. I'm just getting in the mood for love. 855 01:03:39,691 --> 01:03:42,026 Well, hello. 856 01:03:49,993 --> 01:03:52,995 We need fresh towels in 204. 857 01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:59,502 Don't ask why, just do it. 858 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:02,880 You have the flight number. He leaves tomorrow out of JFK. 859 01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:07,259 He'll be easy to spot. He's got white hair, a thin moustache... 860 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:11,096 ...brimming with self-confidence and completely lost. 861 01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,815 - Did you get the stuff? - Yes. 862 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:23,400 Good. 863 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:27,613 Give it to me. Airline food is for suckers. 864 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:31,492 I will smuggle this on. Just act cool. 865 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,251 - Hey, that's Xania! - Hello. 866 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:42,795 Hi. Yes, thank you. 867 01:04:42,963 --> 01:04:45,422 I still think she is hiding something, Ponton. 868 01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:46,882 What? 869 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:50,094 If I knew what she was hiding, then it wouldn't be hidden, would it? 870 01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:52,263 - All right. Thank you. - One more! One more! 871 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:53,806 Okay, let's go. Next. 872 01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:56,141 Nothing to declare. 873 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,065 - Come on through. - Hand check on two. 874 01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:06,443 - This your bag, sir? - Yes, it is. 875 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:09,697 - We'll have to hand check it. - Go ahead. I have nothing to hide. 876 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:11,240 In my bag. 877 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,659 Come with me, sir. 878 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:16,996 Wait here, pal. 879 01:05:27,799 --> 01:05:30,175 It's a harmless pocketknife. 880 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:37,516 It's a harmless pair of- Numchucks? 881 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:44,940 I don't- I don't even own a mace. I don't know where that came from. 882 01:05:51,114 --> 01:05:53,032 I've never seen that stuff in my life. 883 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:54,867 Jimbo! 884 01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:58,162 You don't need Jimbo. 885 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,709 - Jimbo, stay. - What's in your pocket, sir? 886 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:05,878 - Nothing. - Sir, I'll say again... 887 01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:08,088 - ... what's in your pocket? - Nothing. 888 01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:12,384 I'm gonna ask you again, what's in your pocket, sir? 889 01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:14,845 All right. 890 01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,681 I have, in my pocket... 891 01:06:17,849 --> 01:06:20,559 ...a couple of "hambwortsforts. " 892 01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:23,062 What? 893 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:27,608 I have in my pocket... 894 01:06:27,942 --> 01:06:30,402 ...a couple of "dolvargars. " 895 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,446 Sir? 896 01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:39,244 - Sir, in your pocket you have...? - All right, I have four "hanholders. " 897 01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:41,288 I'm sorry. Once more. 898 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,124 Again! 899 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:45,751 - Sir- - Hey, what's that? 900 01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:50,756 - Sir- Sir, I'm losing my patience. - Oh, you are? 901 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,466 - You are losing your patience? - Yes. 902 01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:55,427 I'm simply telling you I have a couple of "tamburthers. " 903 01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:59,181 I've got an End darter down on six. I've got an End darter down on six! 904 01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:02,059 - Locked and loaded, sir! - Show me your hands, sir! 905 01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:03,977 All right, I'll just show you. 906 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,439 - No, no, no! Stay here, sir. - Sic him, W! 907 01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:25,416 - Yes, that's him! - Inspector, what is a "damburgert"? 908 01:07:25,583 --> 01:07:29,044 Inspector, how does it feel to have let down the nation? 909 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:39,179 So much for the heroic Inspector Clouseau. 910 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:45,811 Well, this is a glorious day for France. 911 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:48,147 How so, chief inspector? 912 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:51,150 Because a stupid idiot named Clouseau... 913 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:55,404 ...is going to be stripped of his rank while I take over his case. 914 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,823 You have a second man named Clouseau? 915 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:01,326 My God. Leave us alone for a moment. 916 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:05,080 You, out. Go, go. Go. I must have a private word... 917 01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:08,167 ...with Inspector Clouseau. 918 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:09,960 Understand something, Clouseau. 919 01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:13,589 When I made you an inspector, it was not because I thought... 920 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,841 ...you had any value as a detective. 921 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:21,346 It was because I thought you were the stupidest policeman in all of France. 922 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:25,017 A hopeless, deluded idiot. 923 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,811 Then I was not promoted for my merits? 924 01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:31,523 I only made you inspector because I needed someone... 925 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:34,193 ...who would quietly get nowhere until I was ready... 926 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,361 ...to take over the case myself. 927 01:08:36,863 --> 01:08:38,822 I was trying to catch a killer. 928 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:41,533 You were trying- 929 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:47,998 You were trying to become a hero. Well, you will be stripped... 930 01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:50,709 ...of your rank, ridiculed by the media... 931 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:52,503 ...and I will be done with you. 932 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:56,840 And now if you will excuse me, ex-inspector, I must go and prepare... 933 01:08:57,008 --> 01:09:00,552 ...for the arrest which will win me the Medal of Honor... 934 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:05,766 ...catapult me to the National Assembly, and after that, who knows? 935 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,520 - Goodbye, Clouseau. - Shall we lock him up? 936 01:09:09,687 --> 01:09:11,230 Look at him. 937 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:15,484 He is finished. Let him go home to obscurity. 938 01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:26,578 You knew? 939 01:09:49,435 --> 01:09:51,144 Ponton... 940 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,939 ...things were not as I supposed they were. 941 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:58,861 And if I ever made you look foolish... 942 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,613 ...I am sorry. 943 01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:06,577 It was an honor serving under you, sir. 944 01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:20,340 Good one. 945 01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:45,991 The Internet. 946 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,993 Hello, old friend. 947 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:54,333 "To download your new cell-phone ringtone... 948 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:58,670 ...press the button that says 'download. "' 949 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:04,092 I take the mouse and I click, but do not drag... 950 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:08,180 ...the button that says "download. " 951 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:21,318 Gentlemen, and lady, good morning. 952 01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:24,529 Meet Dr. Li How Pang. 953 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:27,950 He was, of course, in the VIP box when Gluant was killed. 954 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:31,995 Coincidentally, Dr. Pang would send Gluant large sums of money. 955 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:36,541 Presumably, Gluant was to invest these sums on Pang's behalf. 956 01:11:36,709 --> 01:11:40,629 But being a compulsive gambler, Gluant took the money... 957 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,131 ...and gambled it all away. 958 01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:46,134 So Pang had the motive. 959 01:11:46,552 --> 01:11:49,304 He had the opportunity. 960 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:54,101 Pang is in France for the president's ball tonight. 961 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:58,105 We will arrest him there for the murder of Yves Gluant. 962 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:00,399 Bravo, chief inspector. 963 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:04,236 I am pleased to announce that I am personally taking over... 964 01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:08,573 ...the Pink Panther investigation and that an arrest is imminent. 965 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,534 - Thank you. - Chief inspector... 966 01:12:10,702 --> 01:12:12,995 ...the coroner has announced that Bizu was killed... 967 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:16,540 ...with a perfect shot to the occipital lobe. Any comments? 968 01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:19,084 The occipital lobe? 969 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:22,004 It's irrelevant. 970 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:27,300 The occipital lobe. 971 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,567 That makes me feel good. 972 01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:53,201 Zoom. 973 01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:04,296 Of course. 974 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:11,470 Ponton, I need you over here immediately. 975 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:14,431 We are back on the case. 976 01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:21,855 Nicole, I believe Bizu and Gluant were killed by the same person. 977 01:13:22,023 --> 01:13:24,316 And that the killer will strike again tonight. 978 01:13:24,484 --> 01:13:27,027 I want you to meet me at the presidential palace. 979 01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:30,363 And bring my vinyl bag marked "presidential palace. " 980 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:34,826 And hurry! Xania is in grave danger. 981 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,665 Ponton, we must get to the presidential palace immediately! 982 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,168 - Put your seat belt on. - I don't need a seat belt. 983 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:44,920 Let's see what this baby can do! 984 01:13:53,221 --> 01:13:55,972 No. Clouseau should not be on this list. 985 01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:58,850 He is no longer allowed at state affairs. 986 01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,604 He has been disgraced and humiliated. 987 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,857 But what about all the reporters who will want to come in? 988 01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:10,153 When the time is right, let them pour in. 989 01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:32,008 Clouseau. 990 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,887 I'm sorry, but your name is not on the list. 991 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,806 Not on the list? 992 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,226 Dreyfus must have made sure you cannot get in. 993 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:48,733 Ponton. 994 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:57,200 - Inspector, here is your bag. - Good work, Nicole. 995 01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,579 - What is that? - Camouflage. Let's go. 996 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,414 - Nicole. - Yes? 997 01:15:02,582 --> 01:15:04,833 - One last thing. - Yes? 998 01:15:10,965 --> 01:15:12,424 It's evening... 999 01:15:12,592 --> 01:15:15,468 ...and you look beautiful without your glasses. 1000 01:15:16,888 --> 01:15:19,264 Thank you, inspector. 1001 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,458 - Chief inspector. - What? 1002 01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:50,587 Our men have reported a sighting of Inspector Clouseau. 1003 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:52,130 Clouseau? 1004 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:57,469 I know what he's up to. He wants to try to make the arrest himself. 1005 01:15:57,637 --> 01:16:01,890 If you see Clouseau, put him in cuffs for trespassing... 1006 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:04,142 ...and parade him through the party. 1007 01:16:04,310 --> 01:16:07,979 I want all men on alert. Arrest him outside. 1008 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:16,655 Dr. Pang has arrived. 1009 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:22,619 We will take him after the first song. 1010 01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:25,080 Yes, yes. Very true. 1011 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,905 Good work, Ponton. We're in. 1012 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,367 Look! 1013 01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:47,412 It's the killer! After him! 1014 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:52,584 - Change outfits. - Stop! Turn around. 1015 01:17:52,752 --> 01:17:54,044 Who are you? 1016 01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:59,257 - What are you doing here? - We are- We are two- We are- 1017 01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:01,468 - I'll tell you exactly who we are. - Yes. 1018 01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,887 - We are- - I've been looking for you everywhere. 1019 01:18:04,055 --> 01:18:05,889 Where the hell have you been? 1020 01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:08,558 - You know these two? - Of course I know them. 1021 01:18:08,768 --> 01:18:11,978 They are Xania's backup dancers. They go on in the third act... 1022 01:18:12,146 --> 01:18:14,230 ...with the Komodo dragon and the snow machine. 1023 01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:16,733 Why do you think they are dressed like that, for fun? 1024 01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:19,444 - Prove it. - We don't have to prove- 1025 01:18:57,149 --> 01:18:58,983 Can't you see these dancers are exhausted? 1026 01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:00,527 Go and fetch them some water. 1027 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,739 That was fantastic. 1028 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,825 - You think so? - You are... 1029 01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:10,995 ...an amazing woman. 1030 01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:18,128 Inspector, the killer. 1031 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:35,687 Now I am ready to catch a killer. 1032 01:19:51,245 --> 01:19:52,328 Stop! 1033 01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:55,039 Stop in the name of the law. 1034 01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:57,208 Get him! 1035 01:19:57,751 --> 01:20:00,044 - Bravo! - Bravo! 1036 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:05,467 Ponton, you follow him that way. I'll go this way and cut him off. 1037 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:09,721 Stop! 1038 01:20:11,765 --> 01:20:13,391 Turn around. 1039 01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:17,228 - You're under arre- - You are under arrest! 1040 01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:19,355 Ponton! After him! 1041 01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:21,065 Now. 1042 01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:23,026 Go, go! 1043 01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:26,905 Well, Dr. Pang. In the name of the statutes... 1044 01:20:27,281 --> 01:20:29,741 ...and laws of the great nation of France... 1045 01:20:31,410 --> 01:20:35,079 ...I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant. 1046 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,753 Clouseau! Arrest him. 1047 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,089 Which one is he? 1048 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:46,508 That would be him. 1049 01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:54,766 In the name of the statutes and laws of the great nation of France... 1050 01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:57,185 ...I arrest you for the murder of Yves Gluant. 1051 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,729 Yuri, the trainer who trains. 1052 01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:03,775 And who are you? 1053 01:21:03,943 --> 01:21:06,778 I am Inspector Jacques Clouseau. 1054 01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:09,781 Gluant was nothing! 1055 01:21:09,949 --> 01:21:11,574 I drew up the plays. 1056 01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:15,620 He takes credit for brilliant French defense which I gave him... 1057 01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:19,958 ...and treats me like I'm dead. Fine. Now he is dead from Chinese poison. 1058 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:24,254 Inspector, what made you think it was him? 1059 01:21:24,421 --> 01:21:29,634 But, Ponton, think back. You were there. 1060 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:32,303 WHY DO YOU BOTHER ME? 1061 01:21:32,471 --> 01:21:34,097 WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE? I'M BUSY. 1062 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:37,308 THE COACH WAS KILLED WITH CHINESE POISON. 1063 01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:39,060 YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR SOCCER TRAINERS. 1064 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:44,315 THEY ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE A KNOWLEDGE OF CHINESE HERBS. 1065 01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,568 She was right, of course. 1066 01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:50,863 According to statute 87223, every trainer of the national soccer team... 1067 01:21:51,031 --> 01:21:53,116 ...must have a knowledge of Chinese herbs. 1068 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:57,161 This made it easy for him to murder Gluant. 1069 01:21:58,122 --> 01:22:00,623 - And Bizu? - Simple. 1070 01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:04,210 Bizu had often heard Yuri's rants against Gluant. 1071 01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:07,839 So Bizu blackmailed Yuri and got himself killed. 1072 01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:11,009 Oh, it's you. 1073 01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:15,680 A stunning shot to the head... 1074 01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:19,017 ...burrowing deeply into the occipital lobe. 1075 01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:20,893 But Yuri is a soccer trainer. 1076 01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:23,605 That shot was made by an expert marksman. 1077 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,690 Chief inspector, I'm sure you're familiar... 1078 01:22:25,858 --> 01:22:27,692 ...with Russian army statute 611. 1079 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,652 Well, of course. 1080 01:22:29,820 --> 01:22:31,946 All members must be... 1081 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,157 - ... expert marksmen... - Expert marksmen. 1082 01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:37,869 ...and understand the location of the occipital- 1083 01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:40,204 - Occipital lobe, of course. - Yes. 1084 01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:43,374 - Very true. - Yes, Yuri. 1085 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,710 Xania is still alive. 1086 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:49,797 But you hated her. And that's why you are trying to kill her. 1087 01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:52,842 You hated her because she went with Bizu and then Gluant... 1088 01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:55,053 ...and treated you like you were nothing. 1089 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:59,265 But you forgot a fundamental truth about women. 1090 01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,893 A woman is like a... 1091 01:23:02,061 --> 01:23:04,020 Is like a... 1092 01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:05,563 ...artichoke. 1093 01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:10,526 You have to do a bit of work before you get to her heart. 1094 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:15,365 What about the diamond? What about the Pink Panther? 1095 01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:20,328 Yes, thank you, Inspector Clouseau for carrying out my orders. 1096 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,080 Hand over the diamond, Yuri. 1097 01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:24,415 What do I care about your stinking diamond? 1098 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:26,250 He does not have the diamond. 1099 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,961 The murderer does not have the diamond? 1100 01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:31,506 - No. - Well, then, where is it... 1101 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:33,257 ...Inspector Clouseau? 1102 01:23:33,425 --> 01:23:36,386 It is there! In her purse. 1103 01:23:37,763 --> 01:23:39,138 Let me see. 1104 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:54,028 Sorry, Clouseau, no diamond. 1105 01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:04,497 The purse, please. 1106 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,046 Could you hold that, please? 1107 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:27,145 After Gluant came to me, he said he decided to stop cheating on me. 1108 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:30,231 Then he asked me to marry him... 1109 01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,694 ...and put the ring in my hands. 1110 01:24:37,156 --> 01:24:39,073 After he was killed, I thought... 1111 01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:42,160 ...if I came forward with the ring, everyone would think I did it. 1112 01:24:42,327 --> 01:24:44,871 If Gluant gave you the ring before he died... 1113 01:24:45,038 --> 01:24:51,169 ...then according to civil statute 812-914B, you are the rightful owner. 1114 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:53,963 You may keep the Pink Panther. 1115 01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,763 But, inspector, how did you know she had it? 1116 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:03,431 It was simple, Ponton. 1117 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:06,809 I was looking at a photo of myself at the checkpoint. 1118 01:25:06,977 --> 01:25:08,770 Something caught my eye: 1119 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:12,190 Xania's purse passing through the x-ray machine. 1120 01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:15,193 I enlarged the photo... 1121 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:16,819 ...and in it... 1122 01:25:17,863 --> 01:25:19,113 ...the Pink Panther. 1123 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:22,992 - The case is closed! - Bravo, Clouseau. 1124 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,541 Bravo! 1125 01:25:32,085 --> 01:25:35,379 Clouseau! Clouseau! Clouseau! Clouseau! 1126 01:25:39,718 --> 01:25:41,761 I can't thank you enough for giving me... 1127 01:25:41,929 --> 01:25:44,388 ...the opportunity to solve the Pink Panther murder. 1128 01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:46,641 Without your decision to put me on the case... 1129 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:49,977 ...who knows, someone else might've won the Medal of Honor this year. 1130 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,395 Yes, I know. 1131 01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:55,858 I owe it all to you, chief inspector. Without you, I would be nothing. 1132 01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:59,862 - Perhaps you still are. - Excellent verbal joust, inspector. 1133 01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:02,240 You idiot! Oh, no. 1134 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:05,034 - Hit it, Ponton. - No! Clouseau! 1135 01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:06,828 Stop the car. Dear- 1136 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:08,621 What? 1137 01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:10,373 Nothing. 1138 01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:12,083 You didn't say: 1139 01:26:12,251 --> 01:26:16,754 "Stop the car. Dear God, I beg of you, stop the car"? 1140 01:26:16,922 --> 01:26:18,464 No. 1141 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:29,100 Does it hurt? 1142 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:35,898 What? 1143 01:26:37,442 --> 01:26:39,110 I can't understand you. 1144 01:26:43,657 --> 01:26:46,117 You know what, I think he wants to recline. 1145 01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:48,202 There's a lever right here. 1146 01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:50,454 Oh, it's on the other side, I'm sorry. 1147 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:53,457 A bit of a reach. Wait a minute. I'll get it. 1148 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:55,585 I'll get it right here. 1149 01:26:55,836 --> 01:26:58,754 Is right back here. 1150 01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:03,217 There must be a simpler way... 1151 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:06,387 ...of working this- Oh, there's a remote control... 1152 01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:07,638 ...so that you can just- 1153 01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:10,683 It's sensitive! I hardly touched it! But it goes up- 1154 01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:16,731 That's it! That's it! 1155 01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:24,447 - You know, Ponton. - Yes, inspector. 1156 01:27:25,282 --> 01:27:28,200 This is a very hard time for Inspector Dreyfus. 1157 01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:31,746 It is important that we show compassion. 1158 01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:35,166 And we must use the gentle healing power of laughter. 1159 01:27:57,314 --> 01:27:59,106 This is going to hurt. 1160 01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:04,278 Clouseau!