1 00:00:01,550 --> 00:00:20,928 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud 2 00:00:51,845 --> 00:00:55,345 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud 1 00:01:05,629 --> 00:01:08,564 All of life is a coming home. 2 00:01:08,632 --> 00:01:12,898 Salesmen, secretaries, coal miners, beekeepers, sword swallowers, 3 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:14,903 all of us. 4 00:01:14,971 --> 00:01:18,236 All the restless hearts of the world... 5 00:01:18,308 --> 00:01:21,243 all trying to find a way home. 6 00:01:23,447 --> 00:01:26,848 It's hard to describe what I felt like then. 7 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:30,353 Picture yourself walking for days in a driving snow. 8 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:33,355 You don't even know you're walking in circles, 9 00:01:33,423 --> 00:01:36,358 the heaviness of your legs in the drifts; 10 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:38,792 your shouts disappearing into the wind. 11 00:01:38,862 --> 00:01:41,092 How small you can feel. 12 00:01:41,164 --> 00:01:43,962 How far away home can be. 13 00:02:01,118 --> 00:02:03,143 Home. 14 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:06,656 The dictionary defines it as both a place of origin... 15 00:02:06,723 --> 00:02:08,782 and a goal or destination. 16 00:02:10,227 --> 00:02:12,161 And the storm? 17 00:02:12,229 --> 00:02:14,993 The storm was all in my mind. 18 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:17,329 Or, as the poet Dante put it... 19 00:02:17,401 --> 00:02:21,098 "In the middle of the journey of my life I found myself in a dark wood... 20 00:02:21,171 --> 00:02:23,605 for I had lost the right path. " 21 00:02:24,741 --> 00:02:27,539 Eventually I would find the right path... 22 00:02:27,611 --> 00:02:30,444 but in the most unlikely place. 23 00:03:02,279 --> 00:03:04,213 How many fingers do you see? 24 00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:06,715 You crazy- Stop sneakin' up on me like that. 25 00:03:06,783 --> 00:03:08,512 How many? 26 00:03:08,585 --> 00:03:11,213 -Four. -Four? 27 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:13,722 Four? 28 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:15,724 Another idiot. 29 00:03:16,893 --> 00:03:18,952 You gon' love it here. 30 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,464 Got a new one, Jane. Hunter Adams. 31 00:03:22,532 --> 00:03:25,467 Self-committed. Suicidal. Slate him with Dr. Prack. 32 00:03:25,535 --> 00:03:27,469 All right. 33 00:03:34,911 --> 00:03:38,039 Hey, Rudy! What's the word, my man? 34 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:41,675 He ain't left that bed in three weeks. He won't give you any trouble. 35 00:03:41,751 --> 00:03:44,982 He needs another bedpan. They're in the closet. Wake-up is 7:00 a. m. 36 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:46,989 Excuse me. 37 00:03:47,057 --> 00:03:50,049 Is there any way I could have my own room? 38 00:03:51,461 --> 00:03:53,588 Oh, absolutely. 39 00:03:53,663 --> 00:03:56,393 Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain. 40 00:03:56,466 --> 00:03:58,900 No, I-I prefer the cabana room. 41 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:01,028 Get some sleep. 42 00:04:12,082 --> 00:04:14,016 Hi. 43 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:17,945 Hi. 44 00:04:21,658 --> 00:04:23,592 You're, um... 45 00:04:24,794 --> 00:04:28,457 you're a lot... fuzzier than my last roommate. 46 00:04:28,532 --> 00:04:30,124 Oh. Yeah. 47 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,134 Keeps me warm. 48 00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:35,763 Aaaah! 49 00:04:37,941 --> 00:04:40,569 -What's wrong? -Get 'em away! 50 00:04:40,644 --> 00:04:43,477 -Get what away? -Get 'em-Get 'em away! 51 00:04:43,547 --> 00:04:46,038 -Okay, I'm gonna have to- -You traitor! 52 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:50,246 You brought 'em with you when you opened the door! 53 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,118 Who? 54 00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:58,060 We need help in here! 55 00:04:58,128 --> 00:05:00,062 Somebody! 56 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,566 -All right. -No! No! No! 57 00:05:04,634 --> 00:05:08,661 They'll get me! Don't take me down! They'll get me! No! 58 00:05:08,738 --> 00:05:11,673 Don't let the squirrels get me! Please! 59 00:05:11,741 --> 00:05:13,470 Don't let the squirrels get me! 60 00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:19,481 That was a squirrel bite! 61 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:21,642 Squirrels. 62 00:05:23,987 --> 00:05:26,922 My father died when I was nine. 63 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:31,086 He was in the army. He wasn't home very much. 64 00:05:32,228 --> 00:05:35,163 Two weeks before he died... 65 00:05:35,231 --> 00:05:38,166 he told me that in the Korean War... 66 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:40,668 it felt like he'd lost his soul. 67 00:05:40,737 --> 00:05:44,332 All this time I thought it was me. 68 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:48,343 I moved seven times in the last year. 69 00:05:48,411 --> 00:05:51,005 I've, uh, had several jobs. 70 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:54,850 Nothing seemed to fit. 71 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,852 I don't seem to fit. 72 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:02,789 And when your father died, how did that make you feel? 73 00:06:02,859 --> 00:06:05,623 I don't know. I was nine. 74 00:06:07,197 --> 00:06:10,530 It was like there was this distinction, suddenly... 75 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,535 between you and the rest of the world. 76 00:06:13,603 --> 00:06:15,537 I looked around me. 77 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:19,166 Life went on just like it did before. 78 00:06:19,242 --> 00:06:22,507 But it wasn't like it was before. 79 00:06:22,579 --> 00:06:25,514 My uncle helped. He would visit. 80 00:06:25,582 --> 00:06:27,516 He at least listened. 81 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:31,210 And I thought... 82 00:06:31,287 --> 00:06:36,247 if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon, or at least Uranus. 83 00:06:36,326 --> 00:06:39,853 But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick... 84 00:06:39,929 --> 00:06:42,864 and that might be a way of getting around. 85 00:06:42,932 --> 00:06:45,230 I'm sorry? 86 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:47,235 -Yes, that's good. -Mm-hmm. 87 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:52,531 Well, I think you're making fine progress, Hunter. We'll talk later in group. 88 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:55,544 Thank you. 89 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:08,757 Four. Four? Four! 90 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:12,124 Ohh! Four! Ohh! 91 00:07:12,195 --> 00:07:16,256 You are all insane! Insane! Four! 92 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:18,425 Arthur Mendelson. 93 00:07:19,836 --> 00:07:21,770 The Arthur Mendelson? 94 00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:23,965 Brand Beaton Industries. 95 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,975 Guy was one of the most innovative minds of our time. 96 00:07:27,043 --> 00:07:29,978 Look at him now. He can't even count the windows. 97 00:07:32,115 --> 00:07:35,050 God. What happened to him? Why is he here? 98 00:07:35,118 --> 00:07:38,815 Self-committed. Genius syndrome. Howard Hughes-type shit. 99 00:07:38,888 --> 00:07:42,415 Constantly digging into the creative potential of the human mind. 100 00:07:44,994 --> 00:07:47,258 I guess he dug too deep. 101 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,298 This is real wood. 102 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:51,925 Rowff! 103 00:07:55,171 --> 00:07:58,766 W-Why are we meeting in here? It's cramped. 104 00:07:58,842 --> 00:08:02,278 Well, Everton, we're meeting in here so that Rudy can participate. 105 00:08:02,345 --> 00:08:05,314 -It's cramped. -Does anyone else have a thought on that? 106 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:08,748 -Cramped! -I think he has a question. 107 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:14,256 Do you find that funny, Hunter, making fun of a man's infirmity? 108 00:08:14,324 --> 00:08:16,918 Maybe he does have a question. He's alive. 109 00:08:16,993 --> 00:08:19,928 -He's catatonic. -Well, he still has a brain. 110 00:08:19,996 --> 00:08:22,760 -Maybe he wants to participate too. -Yeah. 111 00:08:22,832 --> 00:08:24,766 Maybe he has a question. 112 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:26,768 Yeah, maybe. 113 00:08:26,836 --> 00:08:29,031 Maybe he knows why we're cramped! 114 00:08:32,108 --> 00:08:35,703 Maybe Beany knows a lot more than we give him credit for. 115 00:08:35,779 --> 00:08:38,680 Excuse me. Beany? Which way is heaven? 116 00:08:38,748 --> 00:08:40,682 That's correct! 117 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,217 That'll be enough, Hunter. 118 00:08:42,285 --> 00:08:45,345 Beany, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you? 119 00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:47,548 Right. 120 00:08:47,624 --> 00:08:50,787 Hey, Beany! Beany! Where's the ceiling? 121 00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:53,158 That's enough. Stop it. 122 00:08:53,229 --> 00:08:55,789 Where do the birds fly, Beany? 123 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:57,799 How do you say hello to Hitler? 124 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:01,667 Beany, how does Hitler say hello? 125 00:09:03,106 --> 00:09:07,475 How do you check an elephant for a hernia? 126 00:09:07,544 --> 00:09:10,877 Who would win a staring contest? Beany! 127 00:09:10,947 --> 00:09:12,915 Who-Who farted? 128 00:09:12,982 --> 00:09:15,075 Beany! 129 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:18,018 -Who likes to masturbate? -Yea! 130 00:09:18,087 --> 00:09:20,055 I do! I do! 131 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:24,059 Hey, Beany, how does an one-armed referee say "field goal"? 132 00:09:24,127 --> 00:09:25,754 Ha ha! Hey, Beany! 133 00:09:25,829 --> 00:09:29,196 Ciao, Beany! Arigato, Beany! 134 00:09:29,265 --> 00:09:31,199 Bye, Beany. 135 00:09:33,736 --> 00:09:35,795 It was a really good session, I thought. 136 00:09:51,876 --> 00:09:53,810 May I come in? 137 00:09:55,113 --> 00:09:57,547 If you bend your medial collateral ligaments... 138 00:09:57,615 --> 00:10:00,049 and place one talus in front of another... 139 00:10:00,118 --> 00:10:02,552 I don't see where you'd have a problem. 140 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:05,555 Of course, if there were a news story covering this event... 141 00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:08,649 the headline might read: "Small Brain Enters Room. " 142 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:13,995 The fingers. What's the answer? 143 00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:17,000 Oh, you're another one of those bright young fellows... 144 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:20,003 who always know the right answer, is that it? 145 00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:22,232 Welcome to real life. 146 00:10:57,742 --> 00:10:59,676 How many do you see? 147 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:05,148 -There are four fingers, Arthur. -No, no, no. Look at me. 148 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:06,979 What? 149 00:11:07,051 --> 00:11:08,985 Y-You're focusing on the problem. 150 00:11:09,053 --> 00:11:12,147 If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. 151 00:11:12,223 --> 00:11:15,420 Never focus on the problem. Look at me! 152 00:11:16,727 --> 00:11:19,321 How many do you see? 153 00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:24,593 No, look beyond the fingers. 154 00:11:24,669 --> 00:11:26,603 How many do you see? 155 00:11:32,176 --> 00:11:34,110 Eight. 156 00:11:34,178 --> 00:11:37,170 Eight. Eight. Yes! Yes! 157 00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:40,217 Eight's a good answer. Yes. 158 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,684 See what no one else sees. 159 00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:45,483 See what everyone else chooses not to see... 160 00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:48,616 out of fear and conformity and laziness. 161 00:11:48,693 --> 00:11:51,992 See the whole world anew each day. 162 00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:56,432 Ah, the truth is, you're well on the way. 163 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,435 If you didn't see something here... 164 00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:02,768 besides a crazy, bitter old man... 165 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,775 you wouldn't have come in the first place. 166 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,215 What do you see when you look at me, Arthur? 167 00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:18,388 You fixed my cup. 168 00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,891 I'll see you around... 169 00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:25,128 Patch. 170 00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:35,337 Rudy, stop. 171 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,840 You're throwing off my rhythm. 172 00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,842 You'll go blind. 173 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:43,674 -Please. -I have to go to the bathroom. 174 00:12:43,748 --> 00:12:47,684 Then go. It's right over there, 15 feet away. 175 00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:51,711 -I would, but- -But what? The squirrels? 176 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:54,223 -How many? -There's only one just now. 177 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,653 You can't go to the bathroom because of one squirrel? 178 00:12:58,729 --> 00:13:01,562 If I get off the bed, he'll get the others. 179 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,734 That's not the point. 180 00:13:04,802 --> 00:13:06,736 They're squirrels. 181 00:13:06,804 --> 00:13:08,829 Squirrels, Rudy. 182 00:13:08,906 --> 00:13:11,542 They're one of the most amiable creatures on the planet. 183 00:13:11,543 --> 00:13:12,843 Oh, no, they're not. 184 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:15,845 On the list of hostile predators, they're right above the bottom... 185 00:13:15,913 --> 00:13:18,507 just above baby chicks and slugs. 186 00:13:18,582 --> 00:13:21,073 What could they possibly want? Your nuts? 187 00:13:22,153 --> 00:13:24,587 -Do you think? -Oh, Rudy. 188 00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:27,749 -Come on, I'll take you. -Don't move. 189 00:13:27,825 --> 00:13:31,090 -Don't move. -Another one? 190 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,896 It's on the end of your bed, on the rail. 191 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:42,939 Be careful. It's gonna jump. 192 00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:57,545 -There's one, at the end of the bed! -Bang! 193 00:13:57,621 --> 00:14:00,556 There's one runnin' across the sprinkler! 194 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,956 -Boom! -In back of the door! Back of the door! 195 00:14:03,027 --> 00:14:05,962 Coming out of the bathroom! 196 00:14:06,030 --> 00:14:08,464 Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom! 197 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:10,932 Yea! 198 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:14,732 Eat lead, fur bag! Blam! Ha-ha! 199 00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:18,241 -You're cured-Aaah! -You've got one on your shoulder! 200 00:14:18,309 --> 00:14:20,937 Get it off me! Get it off me! 201 00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:24,344 Get it off me! Aaaah! 202 00:14:25,983 --> 00:14:28,918 We need more cover! They're comin' in the back door! 203 00:14:28,986 --> 00:14:30,513 Get under cover, Rudy! 204 00:14:30,514 --> 00:14:32,514 Build a fort! Build a fort! We can build a fort! 205 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:36,856 -We need a fort! -Aaah! Down! Get down! 206 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,565 They're gone. 207 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,568 I think it's safe to go to the bathroom, Rudy. Come on. 208 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,230 -No, it's too risky. -No. 209 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,239 Not when you have... 210 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,242 this. 211 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,245 -A bazooka. -Yeah. 212 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,247 Load. 213 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:06,051 -Let's do it! -Aaaah! 214 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,441 Yes. 215 00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,485 I'd like to leave. 216 00:15:37,054 --> 00:15:40,217 Hunter, we'll have to discuss this at your scheduled time. 217 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,225 I'm leaving. 218 00:15:43,327 --> 00:15:45,261 Have you thought about what you'll do? 219 00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:47,763 I want to help people. 220 00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:51,324 Last night with Rudy, I connected to another human being. 221 00:15:51,402 --> 00:15:55,668 I want more of that. I want to learn about people, help them with their troubles. 222 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:58,071 -That's what I do. -But you suck at it. 223 00:15:58,142 --> 00:16:01,077 You don't even look at people when they're talking. 224 00:16:01,145 --> 00:16:03,739 I want to listen, really listen to people. 225 00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:08,342 I can't allow you to leave. I believe you still have some issues to work out. 226 00:16:08,419 --> 00:16:11,855 Ah. Well, I don't need your permission because I admitted myself. 227 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:13,856 -Hunter. -Mm-hmm? 228 00:16:13,924 --> 00:16:17,360 I must warn you my report will read "A.M.A."- 229 00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:20,591 that you were signed out of this hospital "against medical advice. " 230 00:16:20,664 --> 00:16:23,758 And my report will read "I.D.G.A.R.A." 231 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,268 "I don't give a rat's ass. " 232 00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:29,605 And my name is Patch. 233 00:17:05,055 --> 00:17:07,489 Hello. How you doin'? 234 00:17:07,558 --> 00:17:09,492 How do you do? 235 00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:14,229 Hey, this is a nice room. 236 00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:15,493 May I help you? 237 00:17:15,494 --> 00:17:18,594 Yeah, I could really use a foot massage right now. 238 00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:21,237 Rephrasing: What are you doing here? 239 00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:23,739 I'm your new roommate. I-I'm moving in. 240 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:30,379 I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you a little old to be starting medical school? 241 00:17:30,447 --> 00:17:33,473 You know, Babe Ruth was 39 when he joined the Yankees. 242 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:35,485 -No, he wasn't. -You're right. 243 00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:39,649 But I could really use an example like that, and if you ever find one, let me know. 244 00:17:41,492 --> 00:17:43,790 Hi. Patch Adams. 245 00:17:43,861 --> 00:17:46,295 Mitch Vroman. Georgetown University. 246 00:17:46,363 --> 00:17:49,389 I was awarded the William F. Thompson Scientific Achievement Award. 247 00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:51,400 Mmm. Emerson Elementary. 248 00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:55,302 I once drew a picture of a rabbit that got me two gold stars. 249 00:17:57,474 --> 00:18:00,807 I'm gonna go back over there now. 250 00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:08,147 First do no harm. 251 00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:12,552 What is implicit in this simple precept of medicine? 252 00:18:13,691 --> 00:18:15,818 An awesome power. 253 00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:18,327 The power to do harm. 254 00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:22,129 Who gives you this power? 255 00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:24,292 The patient. 256 00:18:24,368 --> 00:18:27,667 A patient will come to you at his moment of greatest dread.. 257 00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:31,572 hand you a knife and say, "Doctor, cut me open. " 258 00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:33,610 Why? 259 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,838 Because he trusts you. 260 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:39,280 He trusts you the way a child trusts. 261 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:44,310 He trusts you to do no harm. 262 00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:47,016 The sad fact is... 263 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:49,559 human beings are not worthy of trust. 264 00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,595 It is human nature to lie... 265 00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:55,928 take shortcuts, to lose your nerve, get tired... 266 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,400 make mistakes. 267 00:18:58,469 --> 00:19:02,064 No rational patient would put his trust in a human being... 268 00:19:02,139 --> 00:19:04,573 and were not gonna let him! 269 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,769 It is our mission here... 270 00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:10,871 to rigorously and ruthlessly train the humanity out of you... 271 00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:13,280 and make you into something better. 272 00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:17,587 We're gonna make doctors out of you. 273 00:19:34,271 --> 00:19:36,205 Two years of studying. 274 00:19:36,273 --> 00:19:39,208 I thought we'd have more contact with patients. Didn't you? 275 00:19:39,276 --> 00:19:41,210 Hi. I'm Patch. 276 00:19:41,278 --> 00:19:43,712 You've just experienced a North American greeting... 277 00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:46,215 whereby one person offers a verbal label to another... 278 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,717 as an expression of welcome and friendship. 279 00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:50,913 Lesbian. Ball-buster. Airhead. Leech. 280 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:53,923 Whichever one of these disgusts you the most, take your pick. 281 00:19:53,991 --> 00:19:55,925 -Well- -Please pass the word. 282 00:19:55,993 --> 00:19:59,429 I am not here to date. I am not here to flirt. I'm here to study. 283 00:20:01,498 --> 00:20:03,432 Thank you. 284 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,936 I thought only I could repel women with that kind of raw efficiency. 285 00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:09,768 Well, you just met your match. 286 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,104 -Patch Adams. -Truman Schiff. 287 00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,610 Nice to meet you, Truman. 288 00:20:14,678 --> 00:20:16,771 Will you go out with me? 289 00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:23,245 May I ask you one question? 290 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,612 Do you buy everything the dean was saying today? 291 00:20:25,613 --> 00:20:26,813 What do you mean? 292 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:29,324 I mean, that whole drill sergeant thing. 293 00:20:29,393 --> 00:20:32,624 "We're gon' make doctors out of you medical scum. 294 00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:35,130 -Now drop down and give me 20." -Mm-hmm. 295 00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:36,757 That whole marine thing. 296 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,769 We're not even gonna see a patient until the third year. 297 00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:41,771 Up until then, it's just memorizing facts. 298 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:43,773 -Why don't they just shove the book up- -Hamburger? 299 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:47,868 Right here on the colon. That's where it's going anyway. Thanks very much. 300 00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:50,641 -So, why do you wanna be a doctor? -I want to help. 301 00:20:50,714 --> 00:20:52,175 I want to connect with people. 302 00:20:52,176 --> 00:20:54,776 A doctor interacts with people at their most vulnerable. 303 00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:58,117 He offers treatment, but he also offers counsel and hope. 304 00:20:58,188 --> 00:21:01,123 That's why I love the idea of being a doctor. 305 00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:04,456 I've always been fascinated by the development of the human mind. 306 00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,689 Ah. Pumping neurons. 307 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,198 We start out so open and spontaneous. 308 00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:12,702 We're real individuals. Then somewhere along the way we're drawn to conform. 309 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:15,165 It's as if we're conditioned by programmed responses. 310 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,366 Well, that's true. 311 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,375 But sometimes you can alter the programmed response... 312 00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:23,573 just by changing some of the conditions, altering the parameters. 313 00:21:23,647 --> 00:21:25,547 Let me show you. 314 00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:28,651 We'll call it the "hello" experiment. 315 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:31,153 The goal will be to break through programmed response... 316 00:21:31,221 --> 00:21:33,155 by changing normal parameters... 317 00:21:33,223 --> 00:21:35,020 and getting a new emotional response from the person. 318 00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:37,026 Ready to enter data. 319 00:21:38,829 --> 00:21:40,763 Hello. 320 00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:43,095 Hi. 321 00:21:47,037 --> 00:21:48,971 Wait. I don't get it. 322 00:21:49,039 --> 00:21:51,166 "Hi" is a programmed response. 323 00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:53,801 -I reached her. -You scared her. 324 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:57,040 No. Wait. Wait for it. 325 00:21:58,248 --> 00:22:00,682 Oh, you're nuts. 326 00:22:00,751 --> 00:22:03,276 A smile. 327 00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:05,947 Ten seconds. Victory. 328 00:22:06,023 --> 00:22:08,287 There's more. Come, my friend. 329 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,827 -Howdy! -Hi. 330 00:22:11,895 --> 00:22:13,829 See? Response time is diminishing. 331 00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:16,331 Yesterday I made 12 random phone calls. 332 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,836 I talked to one man named Dale for three hours. He told me amazing things. 333 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:22,838 But what does this all prove, other than you're out of your mind? 334 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,841 What's the difference between a doctor and a scientist? 335 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,843 And don't say salary. 336 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:31,347 People. Hmm? We want to become doctors because we want to help people. 337 00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:33,349 I want to be a pediatrician. 338 00:22:33,417 --> 00:22:35,351 Okay, little people. 339 00:22:35,419 --> 00:22:38,855 The point is, we have to treat the patient as well as the disease. 340 00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:44,019 That's why we have to dive into people, wade into the sea of humanity, Truman. 341 00:22:44,094 --> 00:22:46,654 Ballroom seven, right upstairs on your left. 342 00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:50,666 -You guys with the meat packers convention? -Yes, sir! 343 00:22:50,734 --> 00:22:52,668 Right up the stairs. Ballroom seven. 344 00:22:52,736 --> 00:22:55,671 -Hey! Does a chicken have lips? -You'll find out upstairs! 345 00:22:55,739 --> 00:22:58,264 Like a bulldog on a pork chop! 346 00:23:09,853 --> 00:23:12,788 You know, in New Zealand they found a whole new use for sheep. 347 00:23:12,856 --> 00:23:14,790 -What's that? -Wool! 348 00:23:16,059 --> 00:23:18,994 You're funny! You kill me! You kill me! 349 00:23:19,062 --> 00:23:20,996 -I love you! -Oh, daddy! 350 00:23:21,064 --> 00:23:23,999 And you-I bet you've heard that too! Come here! Ha ha! 351 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:26,729 -"Herd" it? That's a goat joke! -Ohh! 352 00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,180 -Thank you. -Thank you. 353 00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:43,146 On your meat! 354 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,654 Get set! Go! 355 00:23:47,624 --> 00:23:50,821 Ohh! Yeah! 356 00:23:51,895 --> 00:23:54,193 I won! 357 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,863 Pork packers, rump wrappers, bull shippers, 358 00:24:00,938 --> 00:24:03,805 lend me your steers! 359 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:12,207 You know, we packers have been taking a bad rap for years. 360 00:24:12,282 --> 00:24:14,716 Yeah! 361 00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:18,915 Because we all want to be the best damn packers there are! 362 00:24:18,989 --> 00:24:22,015 -Yeah! Yeah! -I'm proud of my meat! 363 00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:24,583 -And I know you're proud of your meat! -Yeah! 364 00:24:24,661 --> 00:24:27,562 -Whip it, zip it and send it out! -Yeah! 365 00:24:29,633 --> 00:24:31,726 You know, some people say chicken. 366 00:24:31,802 --> 00:24:32,996 -No! -No! 367 00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:35,368 -Some people say fish. -No! 368 00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:40,035 I say, now is the time for cow! 369 00:24:42,112 --> 00:24:44,945 Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! 370 00:24:45,015 --> 00:24:49,147 Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! 371 00:24:49,419 --> 00:24:53,050 Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow! 372 00:24:53,123 --> 00:24:55,091 Hey, bud. 373 00:24:55,158 --> 00:24:57,353 -Hey! -Oh! 374 00:24:57,427 --> 00:25:00,521 Yes, thanks. Oh, yeah. 375 00:25:00,597 --> 00:25:04,033 Hey-Whoa! 376 00:25:04,101 --> 00:25:06,035 What is it? 377 00:25:06,103 --> 00:25:10,291 What's the difference between a first-year and a third-year medical student? 378 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:19,700 Doctor Vukov, please dial line 1242. 379 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:23,533 Dr. Vukov, please dial line 1242. 380 00:25:25,773 --> 00:25:28,207 Here we have a juvenile onset diabetic... 381 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,439 with poor circulation and diabetic neuropathy. 382 00:25:31,513 --> 00:25:34,448 As you can see, these are diabetic ulcers... 383 00:25:34,516 --> 00:25:36,711 with lymphedema and evidence of gangrene. 384 00:25:36,784 --> 00:25:38,718 Questions? 385 00:25:38,786 --> 00:25:41,414 -Any osteomyelitis? -None apparent. 386 00:25:41,489 --> 00:25:43,047 Although not definitive. 387 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,251 -Treatment? -To stabilize the blood sugar. 388 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:48,056 Consider antibiotics, possibly amputation. 389 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:50,222 What's her name? 390 00:25:54,469 --> 00:25:57,438 I was just wondering the patient's name. 391 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,374 Marjorie. 392 00:26:02,744 --> 00:26:04,371 Hi, Marjorie. 393 00:26:04,445 --> 00:26:06,072 Hi. 394 00:26:07,182 --> 00:26:09,707 Yes, um, thank you. 395 00:26:09,784 --> 00:26:11,718 Let's move on. 396 00:26:14,122 --> 00:26:17,057 -What are you doing? -Continuing the experiment. Come on. 397 00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:20,060 We can start a lemonade stand together after we get kicked out of medical school. 398 00:26:20,128 --> 00:26:21,823 Bye, Marjorie. 399 00:26:21,896 --> 00:26:24,831 I cannot stand it in there, Joletta. 400 00:26:24,899 --> 00:26:27,834 He doesn't have to talk to me like that. 401 00:26:27,902 --> 00:26:31,338 I know, hon, but really, how good a mood would you be in? 402 00:26:32,473 --> 00:26:35,772 -May I help you? -Oh, um- 403 00:26:35,843 --> 00:26:38,778 So I'll meet you at the club. 404 00:26:38,846 --> 00:26:42,441 Oh, great. Maybe we'll play the back nine, hmm? 405 00:26:43,918 --> 00:26:46,853 Hello. I'm Patch. 406 00:26:46,921 --> 00:26:48,855 I'm studying medicine here. 407 00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:52,984 Well, not here, but- Y-You know. 408 00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:55,859 Lookit here, Judy. Another future boss. 409 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:57,989 Oh, I wouldn't look at it like that. 410 00:26:58,066 --> 00:27:00,000 You may think I'm exaggeratin'... 411 00:27:00,068 --> 00:27:02,935 but in another five years you'll be so full of yourself... 412 00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:06,599 you'll have to hang a cup out your ass just to catch the excess. 413 00:27:06,674 --> 00:27:07,542 -Joletta! -Ouch. 414 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,143 Well, hell, why not? 415 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:12,145 It's the only time in my life I'm gonna outrank him. 416 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:14,681 Might as well enjoy it. 417 00:27:14,749 --> 00:27:15,950 Who's in that room? 418 00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:18,751 Don't even think about it. He'll bite your head off. 419 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:21,015 Mr. Davis. Pancreatic cancer. 420 00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:24,124 How long does he have? 421 00:27:24,192 --> 00:27:27,127 Longer than you, if you go in that room. 422 00:27:27,195 --> 00:27:29,288 So be sure you steer clear. 423 00:27:29,364 --> 00:27:31,958 Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 424 00:27:34,769 --> 00:27:37,135 Hey! What year are you? 425 00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:44,377 -Hi. -Hey. 426 00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:55,988 Dr. Landaker to Administration. 427 00:27:56,057 --> 00:27:58,491 Dr. Landaker to Administration, please. 428 00:28:28,522 --> 00:28:29,856 Hi. 429 00:28:30,424 --> 00:28:31,689 Hi. 430 00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:34,455 -What's your name? -Cameron. 431 00:28:34,529 --> 00:28:37,794 Hi, Cameron. I'm Patch. 432 00:28:58,953 --> 00:29:02,286 I have a cold. Just a bit of a cold. 433 00:29:02,357 --> 00:29:06,123 Is my nose red? Oh, it is. It's red. 434 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,821 Ohh! Oh. 435 00:29:10,898 --> 00:29:13,128 What's that? You don't know? 436 00:29:13,201 --> 00:29:15,135 I don't either. Let's find out. 437 00:29:16,704 --> 00:29:18,638 Taxi! 438 00:29:18,706 --> 00:29:21,641 Try on you. Give it to me. 439 00:29:24,479 --> 00:29:27,414 It's working very well. 440 00:29:27,482 --> 00:29:29,609 Let's see what else we have. 441 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:31,914 Look at some of this stuff. 442 00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:45,359 Bee kisses. 443 00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:57,444 Hi. 444 00:29:57,512 --> 00:29:59,446 -Hi. -You mind if I sit down? 445 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,376 Hah? Well, then, hello, hello. 446 00:30:29,444 --> 00:30:30,968 Oh, look at- 447 00:30:43,825 --> 00:30:46,817 Yee-haah! Yee-haah! 448 00:30:46,894 --> 00:30:50,921 Whoa! Whoa! Yee-haah! 449 00:30:50,998 --> 00:30:53,592 Come on, buddy! Whee-haah! 450 00:30:54,836 --> 00:30:57,430 What is going on here? 451 00:31:11,052 --> 00:31:13,612 Sit down. 452 00:31:13,688 --> 00:31:17,215 Get in your beds right now. 453 00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:19,259 Sit down! Sit down! 454 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,761 Lie down in your beds right now! 455 00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:28,097 -I've checked up on you, Hunter. -Patch. 456 00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:31,104 Hunter, Dr. Prack was a colleague of mine at Bringham. 457 00:31:31,172 --> 00:31:33,606 He tells me you have a brilliant mind... 458 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:38,202 and, like many brilliant people, you don't necessarily think the rules apply to you. 459 00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:41,715 Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden Rule, I think that applies to everyone. 460 00:31:41,782 --> 00:31:43,716 Don't you, sir? 461 00:31:43,784 --> 00:31:47,948 I've also heard you have a real passion to be a doctor, Hunter. 462 00:31:48,022 --> 00:31:49,956 Patch. 463 00:31:50,024 --> 00:31:53,926 Truth of it is, Hunter, passion doesn't make doctors. 464 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,395 I make doctors. 465 00:31:56,464 --> 00:31:58,398 Understood? 466 00:31:58,466 --> 00:32:00,957 -Understood. -Good. 467 00:32:01,035 --> 00:32:05,827 Medical students, as a rule, have no contact with patients until the third year. 468 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:07,752 -Is that clear? -It is, sir, but don't you think- 469 00:32:07,829 --> 00:32:12,266 Our way of doing things is a product of centuries of experience. 470 00:32:13,769 --> 00:32:15,703 It's all there for a reason. 471 00:32:19,274 --> 00:32:21,708 It's my hospital. 472 00:32:21,777 --> 00:32:24,712 I know everything that goes on inside of it. 473 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:28,382 Everything. 474 00:32:30,318 --> 00:32:32,252 Deviation of the tongue. 475 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,288 -A problem with the cranial nerve. -Which side? 476 00:32:34,356 --> 00:32:36,790 -Right side, tenth nerve. -Twelfth nerve. 477 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:39,793 Do you know how many billions of dollars are wasted on malpractice insurance? 478 00:32:39,861 --> 00:32:42,796 That's money that goes to lawyers that could go to patients. 479 00:32:42,864 --> 00:32:43,960 Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late. 480 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,961 Does everybody know Carin Fisher, Adelane's roommate? 481 00:32:47,035 --> 00:32:49,970 I invited her to join our study group. 482 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:55,075 So, Carin, why do you want to be a doctor? 483 00:32:55,143 --> 00:32:58,078 Is it just me, or do we have a lot of work to do? 484 00:32:58,146 --> 00:33:00,671 It's just a question. I think it's the question. 485 00:33:00,749 --> 00:33:03,411 Actually, I don't find the question here in the outline. 486 00:33:03,485 --> 00:33:05,817 -What page are you on? -Uh, 1432. 487 00:33:05,887 --> 00:33:07,650 Deviation of a tongue. 488 00:33:07,723 --> 00:33:10,283 We'd learn more if we were working closely with patients. 489 00:33:10,358 --> 00:33:13,452 That's why we're studying- to learn enough to help the patients. 490 00:33:13,528 --> 00:33:15,962 Adelane, don't waste your breath. 491 00:33:16,031 --> 00:33:17,965 Don't you th- 492 00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:20,365 Don't you think I see through you? 493 00:33:20,435 --> 00:33:23,370 You act like you're above the system when you're really just a nonconformist. 494 00:33:23,438 --> 00:33:25,372 You have to get under the fingernails... 495 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,874 of any authority figure that crosses your path... 496 00:33:27,943 --> 00:33:30,173 as a way of dealing with some insecurity. 497 00:33:30,245 --> 00:33:32,179 Antisocial personality, I believe. Intriguing diagnosis. 498 00:33:32,247 --> 00:33:35,876 Truman, this isn't funny. Smart people flunk out of here all the time. 499 00:33:35,951 --> 00:33:40,354 Yeah, uh, odds are one of the five of us sitting here, actually. 500 00:33:40,422 --> 00:33:42,356 I have another question. 501 00:33:42,424 --> 00:33:44,358 In a perfect system... 502 00:33:44,426 --> 00:33:46,860 why are patients referred to by their disease... 503 00:33:46,928 --> 00:33:49,563 as in "that interesting cancer patient," and not by their name? 504 00:33:49,631 --> 00:33:52,225 It certainly isn't to be mean. It's to prevent transference. 505 00:33:52,226 --> 00:33:53,026 And why is that bad? 506 00:33:53,101 --> 00:33:56,502 -And the one flunking out is? -Can we get back to the tongue? 507 00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:59,506 What if a doctor becomes emotionally involved with a patient? 508 00:33:59,574 --> 00:34:01,508 Does a doctor explode? No. 509 00:34:01,576 --> 00:34:03,441 Who came up with these rules? 510 00:34:03,512 --> 00:34:05,446 It's against the Hippocratic oath, I think. 511 00:34:05,514 --> 00:34:08,449 I don't really have time for this. Sorry. 512 00:34:10,051 --> 00:34:11,814 Bye. 513 00:34:11,887 --> 00:34:13,821 -Bye. -Sorry. 514 00:34:13,889 --> 00:34:16,050 -Charming. -Bye. 515 00:34:16,124 --> 00:34:18,058 -Truman? -Yeah. 516 00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:21,362 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you from studying. 517 00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:22,129 Go away! 518 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:23,666 I believe there's more to being a doctor... 519 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:25,633 than memorizing facts about the ventricular artery. 520 00:34:25,634 --> 00:34:28,269 I don't care what you think. I care about my biology test. 521 00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:30,472 Maybe I could help you. I read the bio book. 522 00:34:30,473 --> 00:34:31,573 The whole book? 523 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,574 Oh, yeah. Now I'm on to Whitman. 524 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:37,078 You can get Leaves of Grass at the bookstore if you have a 20% student I.D. card. 525 00:34:37,145 --> 00:34:38,742 I don't want Walt Whitman. 526 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,743 He wouldn't want you either. He was a homosexual. 527 00:34:40,815 --> 00:34:43,413 But that's not relevant. What's relevant is that he was a medical man. 528 00:34:43,485 --> 00:34:46,083 He was a nurse in the Civil War and wrote great poetry. 529 00:34:46,154 --> 00:34:48,714 "Afoot and lighthearted, I take to the open road-" 530 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:51,725 Look, I'm not sure if you've noticed this... 531 00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:56,389 but in a class of 163 students there are eight women-eight. 532 00:34:56,464 --> 00:34:58,660 I've had to work really hard to get here, 533 00:34:58,661 --> 00:35:00,461 and I'm gonna have to work even harder to stay... 534 00:35:00,468 --> 00:35:04,302 and I'm not about to blow it by wasting my time on your flighty theories of goodness. 535 00:35:04,372 --> 00:35:07,603 I'm here to learn about medicine. Period. 536 00:35:07,676 --> 00:35:09,610 Excuse me. 537 00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:14,047 I think somebody is running away from something. 538 00:35:14,115 --> 00:35:17,573 Why can't it just be that I'm running away from you? 539 00:35:37,472 --> 00:35:38,905 Hi. 540 00:35:43,144 --> 00:35:46,011 Very nice. Very nice. 541 00:35:50,619 --> 00:35:52,610 Do I look thin to you? 542 00:35:52,687 --> 00:35:55,622 'Cause I'm tryin' to lose a little weight. 543 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:57,658 Is this too much? Have I gone too far? 544 00:35:57,726 --> 00:36:00,058 I got a boner. 545 00:36:00,128 --> 00:36:01,857 I am a boner. 546 00:36:12,674 --> 00:36:15,108 Donner, party of 50! 547 00:36:15,176 --> 00:36:18,703 Donner! Donner party! Over here! 548 00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:21,214 I don't know what's wrong here. 549 00:36:21,283 --> 00:36:25,117 I'm tryin' to light the dials here, but, uh... 550 00:36:25,186 --> 00:36:28,178 bottom line is, your TV's broken here. 551 00:36:30,392 --> 00:36:33,793 My name is Officer Patty O'Furniture. 552 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:36,797 I'm here today to talk to you briefly about narcolepsy. 553 00:36:36,865 --> 00:36:39,333 Narcolepsy- 554 00:36:39,401 --> 00:36:40,732 Clown salute! 555 00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:43,896 Very good! 556 00:36:43,972 --> 00:36:45,564 Wide face! 557 00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:48,876 Fart face! 558 00:36:50,612 --> 00:36:54,048 The hospital will cover all of your bills. 559 00:36:54,115 --> 00:36:56,049 Any other questions? 560 00:36:56,117 --> 00:36:59,518 My name is Doctor... Phil. 561 00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:02,579 I'll be your surgeon- Oh, there you are. 562 00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:06,252 Ha ha ha! Hey! Let's get ready to party! 563 00:37:09,898 --> 00:37:13,231 Grazie! Hey! Grazie! 564 00:37:13,301 --> 00:37:15,269 Grazie! Now take a bow! 565 00:37:38,426 --> 00:37:40,860 Don't believe everything you read. 566 00:37:40,929 --> 00:37:44,126 Looks like you didn't need that study group after all. 567 00:37:44,199 --> 00:37:47,134 Well, it's no 98, but I'm still here. 568 00:37:47,202 --> 00:37:49,136 Yeah. 569 00:37:49,204 --> 00:37:51,764 -Excuse me. -Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. 570 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,569 Excuse me. 571 00:37:56,077 --> 00:37:59,213 You know, this completely disrupts my point of view. 572 00:37:59,214 --> 00:37:59,914 Mm-hmm. 573 00:37:59,915 --> 00:38:02,448 It was so much more convenient thinking of you as an idiot. 574 00:38:02,517 --> 00:38:04,951 -Don't count me out yet. -It's frustrating. 575 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:08,387 I study all night, and I'm barely hanging on by my fingernails. 576 00:38:08,456 --> 00:38:11,391 Oh, forget about that. I want to show you something that's extraordinary. 577 00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:15,793 -An enema bulb? -It used to be. 578 00:38:15,864 --> 00:38:18,298 This amazing piece of rubber... 579 00:38:18,366 --> 00:38:20,596 when applied to your face... 580 00:38:20,668 --> 00:38:22,761 can brighten another person's day. 581 00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:26,272 Even a suffering patient. 582 00:38:26,341 --> 00:38:29,777 -I'm sure it's really great for kids, but- -No, not just kids. Anybody. 583 00:38:29,844 --> 00:38:31,778 Patients are opening up to me, Carin. 584 00:38:31,846 --> 00:38:33,780 They're sharing their dreams, their fantasies... 585 00:38:33,848 --> 00:38:36,282 and if you hit on the right topic... 586 00:38:36,351 --> 00:38:38,615 they brighten up for one brief moment. 587 00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:40,620 They don't concentrate on the pain. 588 00:38:40,688 --> 00:38:43,816 They don't even feel the pain. 589 00:38:43,892 --> 00:38:45,826 -Try it on. -No, thank you. 590 00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:49,159 I want you to try it on and help me. Just try it on. 591 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:52,165 If you don't laugh, you'll never see it again. 592 00:38:52,233 --> 00:38:55,202 But if you do, you have to help me. 593 00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:57,204 Just try it on. 594 00:39:01,076 --> 00:39:02,941 Hmm. 595 00:39:04,379 --> 00:39:07,212 You didn't say anything about a mirror. 596 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:11,511 Who do you think you look like? 597 00:39:12,754 --> 00:39:14,551 Karl Malden? 598 00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:19,450 You cheated. 599 00:39:20,695 --> 00:39:22,663 You can take the nose off now. 600 00:39:23,932 --> 00:39:25,866 So, what's the favor? 601 00:39:56,231 --> 00:39:58,165 Psst. 602 00:39:59,467 --> 00:40:00,934 Ready? 603 00:40:07,442 --> 00:40:09,569 Dumbo incoming! 604 00:40:13,348 --> 00:40:16,283 Bag 'im, Bwana! 605 00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:20,779 Killer poodle! You got lucky! 606 00:40:20,855 --> 00:40:23,790 Piranha fish! Yea! Very good! 607 00:40:23,858 --> 00:40:26,725 Man down! 608 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:31,325 -What was that? -It's nothing. 609 00:40:31,399 --> 00:40:33,333 Should I go check? 610 00:40:33,401 --> 00:40:35,335 I said, it's nothin'. 611 00:40:40,842 --> 00:40:42,810 One last one! 612 00:40:42,877 --> 00:40:45,107 Oww! 613 00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:53,153 Well, congratulations, Jackie. 614 00:40:53,221 --> 00:40:57,252 You've done it all. You've nailed every balloon from here to Timbuktu. 615 00:40:58,526 --> 00:41:01,461 That was incredible, Patch. 616 00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:03,497 Almost as good as the real thing. 617 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:08,334 One last safari. 618 00:41:08,403 --> 00:41:10,337 That's all I wanted. 619 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,737 Thank you, Truman. Both of you. 620 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,744 That was wonderful. 621 00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:21,248 Yes, it's been a long time for me. 622 00:41:21,316 --> 00:41:24,479 What about you, dear? What's your fantasy? 623 00:41:24,552 --> 00:41:26,645 Oh. 624 00:41:26,721 --> 00:41:28,655 When I was a little girl... 625 00:41:28,723 --> 00:41:33,023 whenever my mother would cook spaghetti... 626 00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:38,464 she would let me reach into the pot and squeeze the noodles. 627 00:41:38,533 --> 00:41:40,262 Oh! 628 00:41:41,402 --> 00:41:43,597 I've always wanted... 629 00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:47,334 to be in a swimming pool full of noodles... 630 00:41:47,408 --> 00:41:50,844 wall-to-wall and top-to-bottom. 631 00:41:50,912 --> 00:41:55,849 An entire pool full of noodles. 632 00:41:57,218 --> 00:41:59,482 Oh. 633 00:41:59,554 --> 00:42:01,488 How about a poodle? 634 00:42:03,024 --> 00:42:06,460 And the award for valor goes to Truman Schiff and his red welt. 635 00:42:06,527 --> 00:42:07,763 Thank you, Truman. 636 00:42:07,764 --> 00:42:10,431 Located just above my nasal bone, adjacent to my- 637 00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:12,465 -Glabella! -Glabella! 638 00:42:12,533 --> 00:42:14,524 Good night, Truman. 639 00:42:16,204 --> 00:42:18,138 Right. 640 00:42:18,206 --> 00:42:21,141 Fun's fun, kids, but my welt and I have a study date... 641 00:42:21,209 --> 00:42:23,643 with the autonomic nerves of the thorax. 642 00:42:23,711 --> 00:42:26,046 Good luck. Watch out for the circle of Willis. 643 00:42:26,047 --> 00:42:27,013 Good luck to you. 644 00:42:27,014 --> 00:42:29,649 And our next award, in the tradition of the great poodle handlers... 645 00:42:29,717 --> 00:42:31,651 where no actual transference took place- 646 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,883 All right. What you did in there, it was very nice, I admit. 647 00:42:35,957 --> 00:42:38,892 Whoa. Is that a little ice that just chipped off? 648 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,895 -You're never serious, are you? -No. I tried that for years. 649 00:42:41,963 --> 00:42:44,397 Never really worked for me. 650 00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:46,399 -Yeah. -Yeah. 651 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:48,401 Oh. 652 00:42:48,469 --> 00:42:51,404 Well, I'd better go hit the thorax as well, so- 653 00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:53,406 I have a crush on you. 654 00:42:53,474 --> 00:42:57,461 Ha! I can't believe I just blurted that out. 655 00:42:57,595 --> 00:43:00,894 Look, thank you for taking me along tonight. 656 00:43:00,965 --> 00:43:03,525 I actually had fun. 657 00:43:03,601 --> 00:43:05,228 Good night. 658 00:43:05,303 --> 00:43:06,964 Wait a minute. 659 00:43:07,038 --> 00:43:10,201 When I said I had a crush on you, you didn't say... 660 00:43:10,274 --> 00:43:12,799 "No way, loser. I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. " 661 00:43:12,877 --> 00:43:14,469 That means something. 662 00:43:14,545 --> 00:43:18,504 Maybe I was just being polite and I didn't want to hurt your feelings. 663 00:43:18,582 --> 00:43:20,880 But you're not polite. You're rude. 664 00:43:20,951 --> 00:43:22,885 Sometimes you're downright bitchy. 665 00:43:24,121 --> 00:43:26,055 -Good night. -Good night. 666 00:43:41,305 --> 00:43:44,741 Dr. Hyer, please dial the pharmacy. 667 00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:12,598 Blue skies 668 00:44:12,670 --> 00:44:14,934 Shining on me 669 00:44:15,005 --> 00:44:17,633 Nothin' but blue skies 670 00:44:17,708 --> 00:44:20,199 Do I see 671 00:44:20,277 --> 00:44:22,211 Bluebirds 672 00:44:22,279 --> 00:44:23,906 Singin' a song 673 00:44:23,981 --> 00:44:27,178 -Are you a doctor? -No. I'm a medical student. 674 00:44:27,251 --> 00:44:30,687 But if there's anything I can do to help you- 675 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:33,690 -You wanna help me? -Oh, yeah. What can I do? 676 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:35,692 Listen, you little do-gooder prick. 677 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,695 If you wanna make yourself feel good, don't make me pay for it. 678 00:44:38,763 --> 00:44:41,254 Now get out of here, 'cause you don't help shit! 679 00:45:04,388 --> 00:45:07,152 Dr. Maslow, line 214, please. 680 00:45:07,224 --> 00:45:09,658 Dr. Maslow, line 214. 681 00:45:11,595 --> 00:45:14,689 Yo! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo-hoo! 682 00:45:14,765 --> 00:45:17,962 Yea! 683 00:45:20,538 --> 00:45:23,666 Oh! Oh! I surrender! I'll tell you what you want to know! 684 00:45:23,741 --> 00:45:26,676 Do you wanna tell me what it is you think you're doing? 685 00:45:28,145 --> 00:45:29,612 Oh. 686 00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:34,984 Uh... 687 00:45:35,052 --> 00:45:36,986 just getting a few laughs, sir. 688 00:45:38,789 --> 00:45:41,724 The American Journal of Medicine has found that laughter... 689 00:45:41,792 --> 00:45:43,817 increases secretion of catecholamines and endorphins... 690 00:45:43,894 --> 00:45:46,158 which in turn increases oxygenation of the blood, relaxes the arteries... 691 00:45:46,230 --> 00:45:49,165 speeds up the heart, decreases blood pressure... 692 00:45:49,233 --> 00:45:52,168 which has a positive effect on all cardiovascular and respiratory ailments... 693 00:45:52,236 --> 00:45:55,330 as well as overall increasing the immune system response. 694 00:46:03,147 --> 00:46:04,876 Smart clown, eh? 695 00:46:09,753 --> 00:46:11,653 Mr. Adams. 696 00:46:11,722 --> 00:46:14,657 When I told you I knew Dr. Prack... 697 00:46:14,725 --> 00:46:18,661 did I mislead you in some way to think I'm a pushover, like he is? 698 00:46:18,729 --> 00:46:21,163 Kindly remove that coat. 699 00:46:21,232 --> 00:46:25,100 I told you you are not to see the patients till the third year. 700 00:46:25,169 --> 00:46:27,103 I'm just visiting friends, sir. 701 00:46:27,171 --> 00:46:29,105 Why are you here? 702 00:46:29,173 --> 00:46:32,108 If you want to be a clown, go join the circus. 703 00:46:32,176 --> 00:46:35,111 Patients don't need to be entertained. They don't need a friend. 704 00:46:35,179 --> 00:46:38,114 They need a doctor. 705 00:46:38,182 --> 00:46:41,151 I don't want to see you in this hospital again. 706 00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:44,915 What if I visit the patients on my own time? 707 00:46:44,989 --> 00:46:47,924 Yes, about your own time. 708 00:46:47,992 --> 00:46:51,223 It's been brought to our attention that perhaps we should be suspicious... 709 00:46:51,295 --> 00:46:53,229 of the level of your grades. 710 00:46:53,297 --> 00:46:55,197 What are you saying? I'm cheating? 711 00:46:55,266 --> 00:46:58,929 Your scores are among the top in your class, yet you never seem to study. 712 00:46:59,003 --> 00:47:00,971 That's ridiculous. 713 00:47:01,038 --> 00:47:03,438 Your classmates don't seem to think so. 714 00:47:03,507 --> 00:47:05,907 Really. Who? 715 00:47:05,976 --> 00:47:10,072 I'm warning you. Stay out of this hospital. 716 00:47:21,392 --> 00:47:23,326 You told Walcott I cheated. 717 00:47:23,394 --> 00:47:26,329 I know you did it. Just tell me why. 718 00:47:26,397 --> 00:47:28,331 Look, cut the crap, Hunter. 719 00:47:28,399 --> 00:47:31,334 I live with you. I know how much you study, or don't study. 720 00:47:31,402 --> 00:47:34,963 And you do better than me? Give me a break. 721 00:47:35,039 --> 00:47:39,976 You arrogant, pompous prick! Who appointed you custodian of the medical profession? 722 00:47:40,044 --> 00:47:43,912 Is it because your father and his father was a doctor, some sort of genetic thing? 723 00:47:43,981 --> 00:47:46,074 -You're damn right. -Really? 724 00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:48,084 I grew up with it. 725 00:47:48,152 --> 00:47:51,610 I know what it takes to look in the eyes of dying people day after day... 726 00:47:51,689 --> 00:47:53,623 and come home for dinner at night. 727 00:47:53,691 --> 00:47:56,956 -I know what it takes. You don't have it. -Oh, really. And you do? 728 00:47:57,027 --> 00:47:59,757 If you don't like me, just say it. 729 00:47:59,830 --> 00:48:01,923 I don't like you! 730 00:48:01,999 --> 00:48:05,332 Why don't you like me? You're a prick, and I like you. 731 00:48:05,402 --> 00:48:07,529 Because you make my effort a joke! 732 00:48:07,605 --> 00:48:10,938 I want to be a doctor! This isn't a game to me! 733 00:48:11,008 --> 00:48:13,203 This isn't playtime! 734 00:48:13,277 --> 00:48:16,041 This is serious business! 735 00:48:16,113 --> 00:48:19,674 I have it in me to be a great doctor... 736 00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:23,447 but in order to do that I have to sacrifice if I want to be better. 737 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,454 "Better. " Better than me, hmm? 738 00:48:25,522 --> 00:48:28,457 I will save lives that could have otherwise not been saved. 739 00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:31,961 Now, I could be like you and go around laughing and have a good time, ha ha... 740 00:48:32,029 --> 00:48:34,964 but I prefer to learn, because the more I learn... 741 00:48:35,032 --> 00:48:38,229 the more likely I will have the right answer at the crucial moment and save a life. 742 00:48:38,302 --> 00:48:41,032 And you say I'm a prick? You say I'm a prick? 743 00:48:41,105 --> 00:48:43,039 You know, maybe I am... 744 00:48:43,107 --> 00:48:46,042 but you ask the average person, when death comes knocking at their door... 745 00:48:46,110 --> 00:48:49,546 whether they want a prick on their side or some kindergarten teacher... 746 00:48:49,613 --> 00:48:51,547 who's gonna kiss their ass! 747 00:48:51,615 --> 00:48:54,550 Because when that day comes I want the prick... 748 00:48:54,618 --> 00:48:56,552 and so will you. 749 00:49:07,631 --> 00:49:10,964 You know, I forget how young you are, Mitch... 750 00:49:11,035 --> 00:49:14,129 that you think you have to be a prick to get things done... 751 00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:17,640 and that you actually think that that's a new idea. 752 00:49:31,422 --> 00:49:34,858 You know what I oughta do? Take it to the state medical board. 753 00:49:34,925 --> 00:49:38,691 There's gotta be some constitutional right for visiting the sick. 754 00:49:42,299 --> 00:49:44,233 Why don't you say anything? 755 00:49:44,301 --> 00:49:46,565 Sorry, Patch. 756 00:49:46,637 --> 00:49:48,571 I think Walcott has a point. 757 00:49:48,639 --> 00:49:50,402 It's a hospital. 758 00:49:50,474 --> 00:49:53,568 People are suffering and dying. 759 00:49:53,644 --> 00:49:58,547 We're all dying, Truman. Our job is to increase health. 760 00:49:58,615 --> 00:50:00,549 You know what that means? 761 00:50:00,617 --> 00:50:03,745 That means improving the quality of life, not just delaying death. 762 00:50:05,255 --> 00:50:07,189 Either way, I- 763 00:50:07,257 --> 00:50:12,593 For your own sake, I th-I think you should just lay low for a while. 764 00:50:14,064 --> 00:50:15,998 Maybe you're right. 765 00:50:41,825 --> 00:50:45,317 Preview of coming attractions. 766 00:50:45,395 --> 00:50:47,329 Nurse. 767 00:50:47,397 --> 00:50:53,198 "Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. " 768 00:50:53,199 --> 00:50:55,632 To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. 769 00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:57,497 To become extinct. 770 00:50:57,569 --> 00:51:01,835 Curtains, deceased, demised, departed and defunct. 771 00:51:01,907 --> 00:51:03,932 Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. 772 00:51:04,009 --> 00:51:06,500 Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. 773 00:51:06,578 --> 00:51:11,311 The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. 774 00:51:11,383 --> 00:51:14,511 God's way of saying, "Slow down. " 775 00:51:26,898 --> 00:51:28,832 To check out. 776 00:51:32,003 --> 00:51:34,471 To shuffle off this mortal coil. 777 00:51:34,539 --> 00:51:36,803 To head for the happy hunting ground. 778 00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,469 To blink for an exceptionally long period of time. 779 00:51:39,544 --> 00:51:42,035 To find oneself without breath. 780 00:51:42,113 --> 00:51:45,879 -To be the incredible decaying man. -Worm buffet. 781 00:51:45,951 --> 00:51:47,976 -Kick the bucket. -Buy the farm. 782 00:51:48,053 --> 00:51:50,351 -Take the cab. -Cash in your chips. 783 00:51:50,422 --> 00:51:53,289 And if we bury you ass up, we have a place to park my bike. 784 00:51:56,027 --> 00:51:59,963 Whoo! Comin' out of chute number nine, ridin' that morphine pony! 785 00:52:00,031 --> 00:52:01,896 Whoo-aaah! 786 00:52:01,967 --> 00:52:04,731 Come on now. Hey, yeah 787 00:52:04,803 --> 00:52:07,738 Let's check out the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out. 788 00:52:09,641 --> 00:52:14,738 Here we see that the vitreous body is composed of a transparent jelly... 789 00:52:14,813 --> 00:52:16,747 with a mesh of collagen fibers. 790 00:52:16,815 --> 00:52:18,749 Lights, please. 791 00:52:18,817 --> 00:52:22,878 Uh, before we adjourn Dean Walcott has a brief announcement. 792 00:52:22,954 --> 00:52:25,081 He's gonna have the sex change! 793 00:52:26,391 --> 00:52:28,325 Next Monday the hospital is hosting... 794 00:52:28,393 --> 00:52:30,657 a medical seminar-slash-retreat... 795 00:52:30,729 --> 00:52:34,028 for the Fellowship of the American College of Gynecologists. 796 00:52:34,099 --> 00:52:36,090 I'll get the strippers. 797 00:52:36,167 --> 00:52:38,100 It is important that they be received in a manner suitable... 798 00:52:38,101 --> 00:52:40,037 to their status and position. 799 00:52:40,038 --> 00:52:44,004 I have traditionally selected an outstanding student... 800 00:52:44,075 --> 00:52:46,168 to head the welcoming committee. 801 00:52:46,244 --> 00:52:49,338 The time demands are great, and I wouldn't want to jeopardize... 802 00:52:49,414 --> 00:52:52,349 the academic performance of a weaker student. 803 00:52:52,417 --> 00:52:54,783 This year I have chosen... 804 00:52:54,853 --> 00:52:56,548 Hunter Adams. 805 00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:58,555 Oh. Well, thank you. 806 00:52:58,623 --> 00:53:00,113 Hunter... 807 00:53:00,191 --> 00:53:03,558 there's a detailed list of instructions in my office. 808 00:53:03,628 --> 00:53:08,258 Oh, and, uh, the auditorium could use a good cleaning. 809 00:53:14,973 --> 00:53:19,239 Did you hear him? "In a style according to their stature and position. " 810 00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:23,747 "I am a great doctor! Worship me! Spread before me! 811 00:53:23,815 --> 00:53:26,249 Who dares stand?" 812 00:53:26,317 --> 00:53:30,583 You know what I'm thinking? Maybe we should decorate with a western motif. 813 00:53:30,655 --> 00:53:32,589 How about that? Ah. 814 00:53:32,657 --> 00:53:35,592 Something with stirrups and a big banner that says... 815 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:38,595 "Howdy, gyneroos! Dilated to meet ya!" 816 00:53:38,663 --> 00:53:41,598 -How about that? -How about just doing it straight? 817 00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:44,601 -What do you mean? -As in, straight to graduation. 818 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:49,766 Oh. If anybody has a problem with this, please, just walk away right now. 819 00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:56,806 Oh. 820 00:53:56,881 --> 00:53:58,815 All right. 821 00:53:58,883 --> 00:54:01,317 Wow! Yes! 822 00:54:01,386 --> 00:54:03,377 Okay. 823 00:54:11,162 --> 00:54:13,096 They're right on time. 824 00:54:13,164 --> 00:54:15,428 Good morning, Doctor. Welcome to campus. Good to see you. 825 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,434 How you doing, Doctor? 826 00:54:17,502 --> 00:54:21,097 Uh, gentlemen, I believe that you'll find the facilities here... 827 00:54:21,172 --> 00:54:23,265 are just perfect for your purposes today. 828 00:54:23,341 --> 00:54:26,276 We have everything set up in the auditorium. 829 00:54:26,344 --> 00:54:28,278 If you'd just follow me- 830 00:54:35,086 --> 00:54:37,611 Welcome, cold-handed ones. 831 00:54:37,689 --> 00:54:40,817 It's an honor to greet-slash-welcome... 832 00:54:40,892 --> 00:54:45,056 so many who have touched so many women is such a powerful way. 833 00:54:45,130 --> 00:54:47,064 Come on in. 834 00:54:47,132 --> 00:54:49,066 Watch out. It's a little slippery. 835 00:54:49,134 --> 00:54:52,570 And if you think it's hot out there-Whoa! 836 00:54:52,637 --> 00:54:56,004 Come on! 837 00:54:56,074 --> 00:54:58,668 Get him in my office now. 838 00:55:01,246 --> 00:55:03,441 All right, gentlemen, if, uh-Ahem- 839 00:55:03,515 --> 00:55:05,449 if you'd just follow me. 840 00:55:23,301 --> 00:55:25,599 You wanted to see me, sir? 841 00:55:26,838 --> 00:55:28,772 You are dismissed. 842 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:30,603 Sir. 843 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:33,109 From this school. 844 00:55:33,178 --> 00:55:35,112 Kindly remove your things... 845 00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:37,512 and vacate the school premises as soon as possible. 846 00:55:37,582 --> 00:55:39,277 What for? 847 00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:42,285 For asking a group of doctors to have a sense of humor about themselves? 848 00:55:42,353 --> 00:55:45,288 Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter. 849 00:55:45,356 --> 00:55:48,291 I find it hilarious that, as smart as you are... 850 00:55:48,359 --> 00:55:52,056 you could give me an airtight reason to throw you the hell out of here! 851 00:55:52,130 --> 00:55:55,588 Why am I such a threat to you, sir? 852 00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:59,364 Because what you want is for us to get down there on the same level as our patients... 853 00:55:59,437 --> 00:56:01,371 to destroy objectivity... 854 00:56:01,439 --> 00:56:04,374 all to uphold some idealistic buddy system... 855 00:56:04,442 --> 00:56:09,209 that will allow you to work through your own feelings of inadequacy. 856 00:56:12,784 --> 00:56:15,116 What you have done here today... 857 00:56:15,186 --> 00:56:17,120 is inexcusable. 858 00:56:17,188 --> 00:56:20,715 You have made a complete mockery out of our distinguished guests. 859 00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:22,289 And if you think for one minute... 860 00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:26,490 that I will further tolerate your blatant disregard of the bylaws of this- 861 00:56:27,031 --> 00:56:28,965 What are you smiling at? 862 00:56:29,033 --> 00:56:31,661 Is this all a big joke to you? 863 00:56:31,736 --> 00:56:34,000 Get out of here! 864 00:56:44,382 --> 00:56:47,317 Blatant disregard for school code and procedure. 865 00:56:47,385 --> 00:56:49,819 Defying direct orders from a dean. 866 00:56:49,888 --> 00:56:52,823 And I am aware of your creative efforts... 867 00:56:52,891 --> 00:56:55,826 to make sure our visiting gynecologists feel right at home. 868 00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:58,693 Now, what is it you'd like me to do for you? 869 00:56:58,694 --> 00:57:00,594 I want to graduate, sir. 870 00:57:00,665 --> 00:57:02,530 Dean Walcott thinks otherwise... 871 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,000 but my grades are way above par. 872 00:57:05,069 --> 00:57:08,004 I want to finish school so I can become a doctor. 873 00:57:08,072 --> 00:57:11,007 Well, I'm gonna give this to you real straight. 874 00:57:11,075 --> 00:57:14,010 I have a hospital and a medical school to run here. 875 00:57:14,078 --> 00:57:16,205 I have to trust the people in my employ... 876 00:57:16,281 --> 00:57:19,216 otherwise their quality of life will turn to shit. 877 00:57:19,284 --> 00:57:21,775 Their life turns to shit, my life turns to shit. Do you follow? 878 00:57:21,853 --> 00:57:24,788 -Yes. -Good. 879 00:57:24,856 --> 00:57:29,122 Now, uh, Dean Walcott is a- a pain in the ass... 880 00:57:29,193 --> 00:57:33,721 but I depend on him to keep me up to speed on what's going on around here... 881 00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:37,234 and I would never take the word of any student over his. 882 00:57:38,369 --> 00:57:40,030 However... 883 00:57:40,104 --> 00:57:44,040 I also have a source that informs me that your antics... 884 00:57:44,108 --> 00:57:47,043 have improved the quality of life for the patients. 885 00:57:47,111 --> 00:57:50,046 They don't complain as much, they take less medication... 886 00:57:50,114 --> 00:57:53,208 and, uh, what's-his-name over in 305 has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse... 887 00:57:53,284 --> 00:57:55,218 in over a week. 888 00:57:55,286 --> 00:57:57,982 -It's Bill. -Yeah, whatever. 889 00:57:58,056 --> 00:58:01,423 So, from now on you will not enter that hospital... 890 00:58:01,492 --> 00:58:05,019 unless under the supervision of the attendant, as part of the curriculum... 891 00:58:05,096 --> 00:58:08,827 and you will steer clear of Dean Walcott. 892 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:12,563 Yes, sir. So I'm still in school? 893 00:58:12,637 --> 00:58:14,571 I wouldn't send my laundry out... 894 00:58:14,639 --> 00:58:17,164 but, uh, you just don't screw up, huh? 895 00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,977 Come in. Please come in. 896 00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,536 Hello? 897 00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:40,082 -Hello. -Patch? 898 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:42,584 -Welcome. -What are you doing? 899 00:58:42,652 --> 00:58:46,611 -I thought we were studying. -We're studying cellular biology. 900 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:49,556 Where are you? 901 00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:51,560 Somewhere. 902 00:58:51,628 --> 00:58:53,960 Surprise! 903 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:56,521 -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday! 904 00:58:56,599 --> 00:58:58,567 I don't believe this. Where is he? 905 00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:01,126 -I just saw him around here somewhere. -Where is he, Truman? 906 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,729 He's here. You gotta find him. 907 00:59:03,807 --> 00:59:05,741 -Patch? -Ha-ha! 908 00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:12,439 "I do not love you as if you were a salt rose or topaz... 909 00:59:12,515 --> 00:59:16,246 or the air o'er carnations that fire shoots off. 910 00:59:16,319 --> 00:59:18,947 I love you as certain dark things are to be loved... 911 00:59:19,022 --> 00:59:22,423 in secret 'tween the shadow and the soul. " 912 00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:26,862 We'll finish it later. 913 00:59:27,997 --> 00:59:30,989 What the hell is this? Hunter. 914 00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:33,126 Hunter, please answer me! 915 00:59:33,203 --> 00:59:36,366 Stop laughing! Truman, I see you! 916 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:40,239 Who the hell are you? You aren't- 917 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,505 Oh! Oh, damn it! 918 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:47,209 I hurt my ankle! Somebody get somebody please! 919 00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:51,049 Someone-Hello? My ankle! 920 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:54,215 You could have saved yourself a lot of trouble and just asked me out. 921 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:57,726 Who said anything about asking you out? 922 00:59:58,862 --> 01:00:00,989 I heard something about you. 923 01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:03,965 -That I was in a mental hospital? -Is it true? 924 01:00:04,033 --> 01:00:05,967 Tried to kill myself. 925 01:00:06,035 --> 01:00:09,163 The mental ward was the best thing that ever happened to me. 926 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:15,234 -What did the doctors do to help you? -The doctors didn't help me. 927 01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:17,836 The patients helped me. 928 01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:22,408 They helped me realize that by helping them I could forget about my own problems. 929 01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:26,387 And I did. I really helped some of them. 930 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,857 It was an incredible feeling, Carin. 931 01:00:30,994 --> 01:00:34,225 There was one patient named Rudy. 932 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:37,289 I helped him be able to pee. 933 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:41,770 But for the first time in my life, I forgot about my own problems. 934 01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:44,170 It was an incredible high. 935 01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:48,376 What? 936 01:00:50,046 --> 01:00:54,710 It's just that, um, somebody, you know, could do for me... 937 01:00:54,784 --> 01:00:58,550 what you did for me tonight after the way I've treated you. 938 01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:02,421 No one's ever done anything like that for me before. 939 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,431 Thank you. 940 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,434 Good night. 941 01:01:15,638 --> 01:01:19,870 No, this is not a good night. This is a great night! 942 01:01:19,943 --> 01:01:22,571 You know? 943 01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:56,969 Hi, I'm John the Baptist. Any calls? 944 01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:59,947 I've been trying to reach you. 945 01:02:01,284 --> 01:02:04,310 I love you. 946 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:08,983 Let's go outside. Okay? 947 01:02:25,408 --> 01:02:28,775 Hey, Bill. 948 01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:31,643 Turquoise is a nice color on you. 949 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:39,154 You don't have to say anything. I know I look good. 950 01:02:42,158 --> 01:02:44,092 My boys. 951 01:02:46,229 --> 01:02:48,789 My boys are beautiful, hmm? 952 01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:51,993 -Yeah. -Did you see my boys? 953 01:02:52,068 --> 01:02:54,059 Yeah. 954 01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:58,471 She's not bad either. 955 01:02:58,541 --> 01:03:01,476 You think after you're gone, maybe I could- 956 01:03:04,514 --> 01:03:09,076 Oh, you're killin' me here, Patch. 957 01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:21,928 S-Sing me that stupid song. 958 01:03:26,669 --> 01:03:30,127 Blue skies smilin' at me 959 01:03:30,206 --> 01:03:32,868 Nothin' but blue skies 960 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:35,877 Do I see 961 01:03:35,945 --> 01:03:39,142 Bluebirds singin' a song 962 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,978 Nothin' but bluebirds 963 01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:45,145 All day long 964 01:03:56,699 --> 01:03:58,929 Blue days 965 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,902 All of them gone 966 01:04:03,406 --> 01:04:06,898 Nothin' but blue skies 967 01:04:06,976 --> 01:04:09,410 From now on 968 01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:16,084 See you, Bill. 969 01:04:33,736 --> 01:04:36,671 Por favor. ¡Dejeme ver a mi nina! 970 01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:39,037 -I'm sorry, ma'am. -Somebody speak-¡Alguien, ayudeme! 971 01:04:39,108 --> 01:04:41,941 -¡Dejeme ver a mi nina! -I need the forms filled out. 972 01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:44,309 My baby! My baby! 973 01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:47,838 Ma'am, if you fill out the forms, you can see her in a moment. 974 01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:50,010 -Alguien- -Excuse me. 975 01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:51,349 What's going on here? 976 01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:53,820 Oh, drunk driver. She lost her husband and son. 977 01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:56,889 Her daughter's in Trauma One, but it doesn't look good. 978 01:04:56,890 --> 01:04:57,859 I need the forms filled out. 979 01:04:57,860 --> 01:05:00,823 -Please! ¡Quiero ver a mi nina! -You can see her in one moment. 980 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:04,128 ¡Quiero ver a mi nina! My baby! Please! 981 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,862 Maybe you could explain it to me so I might understand it. 982 01:05:06,936 --> 01:05:08,870 It's hospital procedure. 983 01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:12,465 It isn't right that a woman has to spend the last moments of her dying child... 984 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,476 filling out forms. 985 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:16,842 Last year I had to have my appendix out. 986 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:20,440 I forgot my insurance card, so they sent me home. 987 01:05:20,516 --> 01:05:22,950 My appendix could have burst. They didn't care. 988 01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:26,921 You know, my antibiotics cost 100 bucks a month. 989 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:30,425 I paid $250 just to find out I had a sprained ankle. 990 01:05:30,493 --> 01:05:33,156 I mean, do they really need to do all those tests? 991 01:05:33,157 --> 01:05:34,557 You know what they need to do. 992 01:05:34,630 --> 01:05:36,494 The government needs to pay for health insurance. 993 01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:40,400 Health insurance companies are why prices got so high in the first place. 994 01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:43,303 -What do we do? -Yeah, what the hell is the answer? 995 01:05:43,372 --> 01:05:46,500 -Don't hurt your ankle. -Yeah, right. 996 01:05:51,647 --> 01:05:55,048 -Patch? -Mm-hmm. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 997 01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:08,430 That's it. 998 01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,167 -I gotta tell Carin. -What? 999 01:06:12,235 --> 01:06:13,862 Oh. 1000 01:06:13,936 --> 01:06:16,370 -Can I borrow this stuff? -Sure. 1001 01:06:28,005 --> 01:06:30,371 -What do you see? -Patch, it's late. 1002 01:06:30,441 --> 01:06:32,841 What do you see? 1003 01:06:32,910 --> 01:06:35,435 Parsley. 1004 01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:37,447 -And a horn. -No, no, no. 1005 01:06:37,515 --> 01:06:40,541 Look beyond the objects. Look through them. 1006 01:06:40,618 --> 01:06:43,712 Over here. Look. 1007 01:06:43,787 --> 01:06:46,517 Kind of let them blur. Tell me the first thing you see. 1008 01:06:46,590 --> 01:06:48,854 -Something with a nose. -Okay. 1009 01:06:48,926 --> 01:06:51,588 Now imagine that's a building with a nose. 1010 01:06:51,662 --> 01:06:54,927 -A free hospital. -A free hospital. 1011 01:06:54,999 --> 01:06:56,933 -Can I go back to bed now? -No, no. 1012 01:06:57,001 --> 01:06:59,469 Because I'm bursting with ideas, and I need you to help me. 1013 01:06:59,537 --> 01:07:02,700 It'll be the first fun hospital in the world. 1014 01:07:02,773 --> 01:07:04,866 It'll be a totally free-form building. 1015 01:07:04,942 --> 01:07:08,275 It'll have, like, slides and secret passageways and game rooms. 1016 01:07:08,345 --> 01:07:11,178 -Slow down. I can't write that fast. -I can't slow down. 1017 01:07:11,248 --> 01:07:14,308 We'll use humor to heal pain and suffering. 1018 01:07:14,385 --> 01:07:17,081 Doctors and patients will work side-by-side as peers. 1019 01:07:17,154 --> 01:07:19,816 There'll be no titles, no bosses. 1020 01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:24,156 People will come from all over the world to fulfill their dream of helping other people. 1021 01:07:24,228 --> 01:07:26,696 They'll be a community where joy is a way of life... 1022 01:07:26,764 --> 01:07:31,030 where learning is the highest aim, where love is the ultimate goal. 1023 01:07:31,101 --> 01:07:32,168 You have all that? 1024 01:07:32,169 --> 01:07:34,537 Yeah, not verbatim, but the overall insanity's intact. 1025 01:07:34,538 --> 01:07:36,472 -That's why you have to help me. -Patch, no. 1026 01:07:36,540 --> 01:07:38,337 -Yes. -No. 1027 01:07:38,409 --> 01:07:42,072 I know it's not gonna be easy, but you said anything worth doing is difficult. 1028 01:07:42,146 --> 01:07:44,273 Look, um- 1029 01:07:44,348 --> 01:07:47,010 I'm not like you, Patch. 1030 01:07:47,084 --> 01:07:50,547 I want the white coat. I want people to call me doctor more than anything. 1031 01:07:50,621 --> 01:07:51,951 I want the recognition. 1032 01:07:51,952 --> 01:07:54,652 You'll get it every day in the eyes of patients you're helping. 1033 01:07:54,825 --> 01:07:58,120 There is more to life than what Dean Walcott puts out there. 1034 01:07:58,195 --> 01:08:02,256 That is all about power and control, all right? 1035 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:04,893 -I know you're scared. -You're right. I am scared. 1036 01:08:04,969 --> 01:08:06,903 I'm scared to death. 1037 01:08:10,407 --> 01:08:14,639 You know, you sit here and you talk about life without limits... 1038 01:08:14,712 --> 01:08:17,579 you know, and breaking the rules. 1039 01:08:17,648 --> 01:08:20,583 It all sounds very, very romantic. 1040 01:08:22,186 --> 01:08:25,417 You wanna know what the truth is about all that crap, Patch, hmm? 1041 01:08:25,489 --> 01:08:28,151 People get hurt. 1042 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,094 And who did it to you? 1043 01:08:36,233 --> 01:08:37,725 I have to go. 1044 01:08:37,726 --> 01:08:39,726 No, don't. Please. No, no. Listen to me. Come on. 1045 01:08:39,803 --> 01:08:41,998 Whatever it is-Come on. You can tell me. 1046 01:08:42,072 --> 01:08:44,506 -I can help you. I swear I can. -Good night. I'll see you tomorrow. 1047 01:08:44,575 --> 01:08:47,635 Please, let me help you. 1048 01:08:47,711 --> 01:08:50,646 I'm really starting to love the back of your head. 1049 01:09:09,967 --> 01:09:13,528 Get this cleaned out, and get him down to the suture room. 1050 01:09:13,604 --> 01:09:15,538 You're gonna be fine, Larry. 1051 01:09:17,174 --> 01:09:20,143 Larry's been in and out of the E.R. for a couple of years. 1052 01:09:20,210 --> 01:09:23,475 -Not because he's accident-prone. -No. His father died two years ago. 1053 01:09:23,547 --> 01:09:26,744 Since then he's been subject to fits of depression and self-mutilation. 1054 01:09:26,817 --> 01:09:29,012 Head trauma, D-5. 1055 01:09:32,756 --> 01:09:36,624 -Thank you for doing this. -You can thank me by not getting me fired. 1056 01:09:36,694 --> 01:09:40,425 Just observe rounds and stay within hospital protocol. 1057 01:09:40,497 --> 01:09:42,431 Look, Patch. 1058 01:09:42,499 --> 01:09:45,161 You're a good thing for this hospital. 1059 01:09:45,235 --> 01:09:47,430 You remind me of myself when I first started out- 1060 01:09:47,504 --> 01:09:49,938 on fire, wanting to save the world. 1061 01:09:50,007 --> 01:09:52,703 But you lose a little of that after a while. 1062 01:09:52,776 --> 01:09:55,574 The system is what it is. It's not perfect, but it's all we have. 1063 01:09:55,646 --> 01:09:59,605 Why does it have to be all we have? Why can't it be changed? 1064 01:09:59,683 --> 01:10:02,584 You figure out how, Patch... 1065 01:10:02,653 --> 01:10:04,587 and I'll be there for you. 1066 01:10:04,655 --> 01:10:08,682 Bed six needs blood work. 1067 01:10:08,759 --> 01:10:11,694 Mrs. O'Bannon needs blood work. 1068 01:10:12,896 --> 01:10:15,888 Hello, Ed. You feeling a little dizzy? 1069 01:10:15,966 --> 01:10:18,400 -Yeah. -Hello, Mrs. O'Bannon. 1070 01:10:18,469 --> 01:10:20,334 -May I call you Catherine? -Mm-hmm. 1071 01:10:20,335 --> 01:10:21,735 We're gonna draw a little blood. 1072 01:10:21,805 --> 01:10:24,603 Can you tell how many fingers I'm holding up? 1073 01:10:26,477 --> 01:10:28,411 How many do you see? 1074 01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,413 How many fingers? 1075 01:10:34,418 --> 01:10:36,852 How many fingers do you see, Ed? 1076 01:10:46,997 --> 01:10:49,488 How much longer do I have to keep my eyes closed? 1077 01:10:49,566 --> 01:10:51,500 Just till I open mine. 1078 01:10:51,568 --> 01:10:53,729 Keep 'em closed. 1079 01:10:53,804 --> 01:10:56,398 You're almost there. 1080 01:11:05,115 --> 01:11:07,276 Not like that. This way. 1081 01:11:07,351 --> 01:11:09,842 Come on. Come on. 1082 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:12,286 There you go. All right. 1083 01:11:12,356 --> 01:11:15,223 Here, here. Hold on to me. 1084 01:11:15,292 --> 01:11:17,419 It's just a little further. Just a little further. 1085 01:11:17,494 --> 01:11:19,689 -All right, all right. -There you go. 1086 01:11:19,763 --> 01:11:22,027 There you are. That's all right. 1087 01:11:22,099 --> 01:11:24,033 -You're almost there. -I'm afraid. 1088 01:11:24,101 --> 01:11:26,399 Don't be afraid. It's gonna be worth it. 1089 01:11:26,470 --> 01:11:28,938 All right. Ready? Watch your step. 1090 01:11:29,006 --> 01:11:32,840 There you go. And... open your eyes. 1091 01:11:34,912 --> 01:11:36,846 It's beautiful. 1092 01:11:36,914 --> 01:11:39,781 It's 105 acres of all-natural forest. 1093 01:11:39,850 --> 01:11:43,547 Seven streams, two waterfalls. 1094 01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:47,056 This is it-the future site of the Gesundheit Institute. 1095 01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:50,226 This is yours? 1096 01:11:50,294 --> 01:11:53,695 Not yet, but it will be soon. 1097 01:11:53,764 --> 01:11:56,198 -Come on. There's something else. -Hmm? 1098 01:12:05,442 --> 01:12:07,376 What is it? 1099 01:12:08,579 --> 01:12:10,911 Our new home. 1100 01:12:10,981 --> 01:12:13,541 Carin, what do you think? 1101 01:12:14,618 --> 01:12:18,054 -How did you... find this? -Him. 1102 01:12:18,121 --> 01:12:22,490 Arthur Mendelson. All this is his- the land, the cottage. 1103 01:12:22,559 --> 01:12:24,925 He's letting us borrow it till we can purchase it. 1104 01:12:24,995 --> 01:12:28,328 Mr. Mendelson, I realize that under the terms of your commitment... 1105 01:12:28,398 --> 01:12:30,628 you retained control of your assets. 1106 01:12:30,701 --> 01:12:31,463 Nevertheless- 1107 01:12:31,464 --> 01:12:33,364 You learn anything about proctology yet, Patch? 1108 01:12:33,437 --> 01:12:35,371 -A little bit. -Good. 1109 01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:37,907 Take care of this asshole for me, will ya? 1110 01:12:37,975 --> 01:12:42,309 -Nice meeting you. -Yeah. Mr. Mendelson, uh- 1111 01:12:42,379 --> 01:12:44,904 There's room for you. 1112 01:12:46,516 --> 01:12:49,349 -Hi, Bile. -Hey, Patch. 1113 01:12:49,419 --> 01:12:51,478 -Who's Bile? -An old friend. 1114 01:12:51,555 --> 01:12:54,023 -Oh. -Without medical insurance. 1115 01:12:54,091 --> 01:12:56,559 He's just staying here a couple of days. 1116 01:12:56,627 --> 01:12:59,061 What do you say? 1117 01:13:05,502 --> 01:13:07,436 Think potential. 1118 01:13:15,646 --> 01:13:17,339 Hey. 1119 01:13:31,228 --> 01:13:34,322 You're certainly a lovely couple. We can't go on meeting like this. 1120 01:13:37,401 --> 01:13:39,335 Ma'am, this card is expired. 1121 01:13:39,403 --> 01:13:41,303 Have you a valid card? 1122 01:13:41,371 --> 01:13:45,137 Huh? Medicine. Chinese medicine. 1123 01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:29,441 Yeah, yeah. That's painful there. 1124 01:14:29,519 --> 01:14:32,818 Uh, hang on a second. I only have one arm. 1125 01:14:32,889 --> 01:14:34,823 Gesundheit. 1126 01:14:34,891 --> 01:14:38,122 -Let's go! -Yeah. Uh-huh. 1127 01:14:40,063 --> 01:14:43,191 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1128 01:14:43,266 --> 01:14:46,565 Hi. How can we help you? 1129 01:14:47,638 --> 01:14:49,572 I don't know. 1130 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,575 Uh, I h-heard about this place... 1131 01:14:52,643 --> 01:14:56,443 and I, I thought maybe I would get some, uh- 1132 01:14:56,513 --> 01:14:59,710 You know, maybe I'd talk to somebody, because my thoughts- 1133 01:14:59,783 --> 01:15:02,251 This is crazy. 1134 01:15:02,319 --> 01:15:05,117 Word's getting out we're handling the overflow from three different clinics now. 1135 01:15:05,188 --> 01:15:09,090 I start my pediatric clerkship next week. I don't know how I'm gonna... keep up. 1136 01:15:09,159 --> 01:15:12,151 Anybody call for a doctor in here? 1137 01:15:12,229 --> 01:15:14,493 Let's try this right now. There. Look at that there. 1138 01:15:14,564 --> 01:15:17,829 Hey, thank you, Judy and Cissy, for that lovely medicine. 1139 01:15:20,671 --> 01:15:24,539 -How you feeling, Frank? You feel better? -Yeah, feel better. 1140 01:15:24,608 --> 01:15:27,202 Well, keep on your medication. You can never go wrong if you're a Marxist. 1141 01:15:27,277 --> 01:15:29,245 Hey, Patch? 1142 01:15:29,312 --> 01:15:31,303 -Yes? -This is, um-I didn't get your name. 1143 01:15:31,381 --> 01:15:34,043 -Uh, Larry. -Hi, Larry. How are you? 1144 01:15:34,117 --> 01:15:36,244 -Good. -Nice to meet you. 1145 01:15:36,319 --> 01:15:38,844 What are you passionate about, Larry? What excites you? 1146 01:15:38,922 --> 01:15:41,447 -What turns you on? -I like to read. 1147 01:15:41,525 --> 01:15:43,755 I love to read. What do you like to read? Who's your favorite author? 1148 01:15:43,827 --> 01:15:46,193 -Mmm, Kazantzakis. -Kazantzakis. 1149 01:15:46,263 --> 01:15:50,324 Oh. "World is trouble. Man needs a little madness, or else-" 1150 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,630 "Or else he dare not cut the rope and be free. " 1151 01:15:52,703 --> 01:15:54,637 That's great, Larry. That's wonderful. 1152 01:15:54,705 --> 01:15:56,639 We're gonna get along just fine. Truman. 1153 01:15:56,707 --> 01:15:57,970 Yeah, Patch. What? 1154 01:15:57,971 --> 01:15:59,771 Can you come over here and show Larry around? 1155 01:15:59,943 --> 01:16:02,707 -Nice having you here, Larry. Welcome. -Thanks. Okay. 1156 01:16:06,016 --> 01:16:09,884 -I've seen Larry in the E.R. before. -He's weird. 1157 01:16:09,953 --> 01:16:13,354 I'm weird. If we don't show him compassion, who will? 1158 01:16:19,629 --> 01:16:23,326 What's that name again? Right. 1159 01:16:44,855 --> 01:16:46,789 -Hi. -Hi. 1160 01:16:58,101 --> 01:17:00,365 -Everyone asleep? -Yeah. 1161 01:17:00,437 --> 01:17:02,371 But it ain't me. 1162 01:17:08,478 --> 01:17:10,412 You okay? 1163 01:17:13,016 --> 01:17:14,950 -Yeah. -Hmm. 1164 01:17:19,956 --> 01:17:22,322 God, Patch, it's amazing. 1165 01:17:22,392 --> 01:17:24,326 What? 1166 01:17:24,394 --> 01:17:28,125 Just what you've done with this place, you know. 1167 01:17:28,198 --> 01:17:30,632 -You too. -Well. 1168 01:17:33,603 --> 01:17:35,537 These people that we're helping- 1169 01:17:35,605 --> 01:17:38,039 they would have had nowhere to go. 1170 01:17:40,443 --> 01:17:42,377 You're a good man. 1171 01:17:54,524 --> 01:17:56,822 What are we? 1172 01:17:58,328 --> 01:18:00,262 Is it me? 1173 01:18:03,366 --> 01:18:08,770 I mean, are we just-are we good friends that occasionally kiss? 1174 01:18:15,212 --> 01:18:17,976 Patch... 1175 01:18:18,048 --> 01:18:20,016 my entire life... 1176 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:23,246 men have been... 1177 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,288 attracted to me. 1178 01:18:30,493 --> 01:18:32,427 My entire life. 1179 01:18:42,339 --> 01:18:44,273 When I was a little girl... 1180 01:18:44,341 --> 01:18:47,276 I would look out my bedroom window at the caterpillars. 1181 01:18:49,145 --> 01:18:51,079 I envied them so much. 1182 01:18:53,183 --> 01:18:55,117 No matter what they were before... 1183 01:18:55,185 --> 01:18:58,621 no matter... what happened to them... 1184 01:18:58,688 --> 01:19:03,557 they could just hide away, you know... 1185 01:19:03,627 --> 01:19:07,723 and turn into these beautiful creatures that could fly away... 1186 01:19:07,797 --> 01:19:09,731 completely untouched. 1187 01:19:18,275 --> 01:19:21,642 I hated men so much. 1188 01:19:26,983 --> 01:19:29,645 I wanted nothing to do with them. 1189 01:19:44,034 --> 01:19:45,968 Then I met you. 1190 01:19:50,674 --> 01:19:53,609 The way that you help people, Patch- 1191 01:19:56,212 --> 01:20:00,080 The changes I see in everybody that's around you- 1192 01:20:15,732 --> 01:20:17,825 I love you. 1193 01:20:17,901 --> 01:20:21,928 I've loved you for so long. 1194 01:20:56,539 --> 01:20:59,872 You scared me. 1195 01:20:59,943 --> 01:21:02,741 I was watching you sleep. 1196 01:21:02,812 --> 01:21:06,543 I have a real knack. Impressive, hmm? 1197 01:21:09,319 --> 01:21:12,311 "I love you without knowing how... 1198 01:21:12,389 --> 01:21:14,687 "or when or from where. 1199 01:21:14,758 --> 01:21:16,919 -I love you straight-" -Patch. 1200 01:21:19,696 --> 01:21:21,561 Um, sorry. 1201 01:21:21,631 --> 01:21:23,428 It's okay. 1202 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,991 Uh, we have a situation out here... 1203 01:21:26,069 --> 01:21:28,003 that needs attention. 1204 01:21:32,609 --> 01:21:35,043 I've been trying to warn you guys about this... 1205 01:21:35,111 --> 01:21:37,045 and now we have absolutely zero supplies. 1206 01:21:37,113 --> 01:21:39,547 There's an older gentlemen over there. He has a sprained shoulder. 1207 01:21:39,616 --> 01:21:43,211 I don't have any slings. I had to wrap his arm in his own belt. 1208 01:21:43,286 --> 01:21:46,653 We have no iodine. We don't even have any gauze, for God's sake. 1209 01:21:48,024 --> 01:21:51,289 There's an entire supply room at the hospital. 1210 01:21:51,361 --> 01:21:54,853 That couldn't possibly be because those supplies belong to the hospital. 1211 01:21:54,931 --> 01:21:57,365 No. That's too obvious. 1212 01:21:58,835 --> 01:22:03,272 Come on. I need your feet, and I want your body. 1213 01:22:03,339 --> 01:22:05,364 -Come on. -Bye. 1214 01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:07,069 Behave. 1215 01:22:07,143 --> 01:22:09,403 Would you hurry, please? This stuff is crushing me. 1216 01:22:09,404 --> 01:22:10,579 Quiet. You're a corpse. 1217 01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:12,214 -Ow! -Shh! 1218 01:22:12,282 --> 01:22:14,216 -Ow! -Damn it! 1219 01:22:14,284 --> 01:22:17,879 -Watch it! -Quiet. Shut up! 1220 01:22:57,938 --> 01:23:01,965 Yeah, uh, this is Larry. 1221 01:23:02,042 --> 01:23:05,671 Uh, I was wondering i-if somebody could come over. 1222 01:23:05,745 --> 01:23:07,679 Uh- 1223 01:23:08,748 --> 01:23:10,841 I'm not doin' too well. Um- 1224 01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:16,249 I was, I was-I-It would help if I could talk to somebody. 1225 01:23:16,323 --> 01:23:19,121 Uh... okay. 1226 01:23:48,555 --> 01:23:50,489 Hello? 1227 01:24:01,635 --> 01:24:03,569 Larry? 1228 01:24:28,295 --> 01:24:30,229 Larry? 1229 01:24:32,232 --> 01:24:34,166 Are you okay? 1230 01:24:36,903 --> 01:24:40,862 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1231 01:24:42,943 --> 01:24:45,504 I didn't know you could play. You sound wonderful. 1232 01:24:45,505 --> 01:24:46,505 Thank you. 1233 01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:49,947 And this house-it's amazing. Is it yours? 1234 01:24:51,084 --> 01:24:53,518 It's my father's. He left it to me. 1235 01:24:55,322 --> 01:24:57,256 Here. Let me take your jacket. 1236 01:24:59,326 --> 01:25:01,260 Sure. 1237 01:25:03,930 --> 01:25:07,058 -You okay? -Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. 1238 01:25:08,635 --> 01:25:11,069 Uh, come in. Come in. 1239 01:25:12,038 --> 01:25:13,972 Thanks. 1240 01:25:16,042 --> 01:25:20,069 I really can't stay very long. I just wanted to see how you were doing. 1241 01:25:21,314 --> 01:25:23,874 Yeah, you're right. 1242 01:25:26,653 --> 01:25:28,746 No, we don't wanna be late. 1243 01:25:42,035 --> 01:25:44,265 Patch. 1244 01:25:44,337 --> 01:25:46,396 -Oh. -You just got a telephone call. 1245 01:25:46,473 --> 01:25:49,601 Dean Anderson wants to see you in his office immediately. 1246 01:25:49,676 --> 01:25:52,879 Oh, no. Walcott found out about our borrowed supplies. 1247 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,280 We're dead. 1248 01:25:54,648 --> 01:25:56,980 Ye of little faith. 1249 01:26:05,458 --> 01:26:09,224 Dean Anderson, I know what this is all about, and I assure you, sir- 1250 01:26:09,296 --> 01:26:11,230 Sit down. 1251 01:26:17,771 --> 01:26:20,205 Something happened last night. 1252 01:26:22,609 --> 01:26:24,543 Carin Fisher was murdered. 1253 01:26:27,347 --> 01:26:29,713 She was with Lawrence Silver. 1254 01:26:31,351 --> 01:26:34,479 There was a shotgun involved, and then he turned the gun on himself. 1255 01:26:35,855 --> 01:26:39,382 Jesus Christ, Patch, I'm sorry. I know she was a friend. 1256 01:26:40,460 --> 01:26:44,294 If there's, um, anything I can do- 1257 01:26:48,768 --> 01:26:50,702 Hell of a deal. 1258 01:26:56,609 --> 01:26:59,703 "Into Your hands, O Merciful Savior... 1259 01:26:59,779 --> 01:27:02,612 we commend Your servant Carin. 1260 01:27:02,682 --> 01:27:05,708 Receive her into the arms of Your mercy, 1261 01:27:05,785 --> 01:27:09,243 into the blessed rest of everlasting peace, 1262 01:27:09,322 --> 01:27:14,885 and into the glorious company of the saints... on high. " 1263 01:27:14,961 --> 01:27:17,395 Amen. 1264 01:28:12,018 --> 01:28:14,452 Told you I'd finish it some other time. 1265 01:28:16,189 --> 01:28:18,123 Guess now's okay. 1266 01:28:21,661 --> 01:28:26,428 "I love you without knowing how... or when... 1267 01:28:26,499 --> 01:28:28,433 or from where. 1268 01:28:30,837 --> 01:28:35,865 I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride. 1269 01:28:35,942 --> 01:28:39,673 I love you because I know no other way than this. 1270 01:28:41,981 --> 01:28:44,279 So close... 1271 01:28:44,350 --> 01:28:47,513 that your hand on my chest is my hand. 1272 01:28:49,255 --> 01:28:52,053 So close that when you close your eyes... 1273 01:28:53,626 --> 01:28:55,617 I fall asleep. " 1274 01:29:07,841 --> 01:29:10,503 I'm sorry, honey! I'm sorry! 1275 01:29:20,453 --> 01:29:22,853 We can't disband. You know that, right? 1276 01:29:24,290 --> 01:29:26,622 What about our patients? What do we tell them? 1277 01:29:26,693 --> 01:29:29,389 They'll manage. They managed before. 1278 01:29:29,462 --> 01:29:32,260 -I refuse to quit. -Good. 1279 01:29:32,332 --> 01:29:34,926 God, you're being so self-indulgent. 1280 01:29:35,001 --> 01:29:40,166 This has been your vision, but we all built this place and it belongs to all of us. 1281 01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:42,674 Carin will always remain within these walls. 1282 01:29:42,742 --> 01:29:45,836 If you walk away from that, if you let that all die- 1283 01:29:48,114 --> 01:29:50,582 I've dedicated every spare moment I have... 1284 01:29:50,650 --> 01:29:55,019 to assisting you in what I believe is a pure and a good purpose. 1285 01:29:55,088 --> 01:29:58,251 Quitting is not going to help you get through this. 1286 01:29:58,324 --> 01:30:00,383 -You've always told us- -Stop it! 1287 01:30:00,460 --> 01:30:02,827 I've always told you what? 1288 01:30:02,961 --> 01:30:06,362 People are good. Trust people? Ha! 1289 01:30:06,431 --> 01:30:08,365 You know, Truman... 1290 01:30:08,433 --> 01:30:12,369 in all of God's creations, only human beings kill their own species. 1291 01:30:12,437 --> 01:30:14,701 There's a fun fact for your final exam. 1292 01:30:15,940 --> 01:30:19,774 Carin's death cannot make helping people wrong. 1293 01:30:19,844 --> 01:30:22,472 She saw it coming. 1294 01:30:22,547 --> 01:30:26,210 She knew there was something dangerous about Larry. I didn't see it. 1295 01:30:26,284 --> 01:30:28,718 Patch, why are you being like this? 1296 01:30:28,787 --> 01:30:32,188 Because I killed her, Truman. 1297 01:30:33,324 --> 01:30:36,293 I taught her the medicine that killed her. 1298 01:30:44,169 --> 01:30:47,104 She'd still be here if I hadn't met her. 1299 01:31:05,056 --> 01:31:06,990 You can't leave. 1300 01:31:10,128 --> 01:31:14,963 If what you say is true, looks like I'm defying the laws of possibility. 1301 01:31:17,969 --> 01:31:19,903 What are you doing? 1302 01:31:21,239 --> 01:31:24,072 Oh, I can't leave until you beat me, is that it? 1303 01:31:24,142 --> 01:31:26,201 Okay. I surrender. You're number one. 1304 01:31:26,277 --> 01:31:30,077 You're the top student in the class. You're smarter than me. 1305 01:31:30,148 --> 01:31:32,981 Is that what you want to hear? Now can I leave? 1306 01:31:37,155 --> 01:31:40,352 You know Mrs. Kennedy in 212? 1307 01:31:40,425 --> 01:31:42,359 She doesn't eat. 1308 01:31:42,427 --> 01:31:46,295 I visited her room every day for the last three weeks. 1309 01:31:46,364 --> 01:31:48,298 I can't get her to eat. 1310 01:31:50,201 --> 01:31:53,466 Now, I know everything there is to know about medicine. 1311 01:31:53,538 --> 01:31:55,472 I've studied relentlessly. 1312 01:31:55,540 --> 01:32:00,307 I guarantee you I can outdo, outdiagnose any attending and surgeon in this hospital. 1313 01:32:04,482 --> 01:32:06,416 But I can't make her eat. 1314 01:32:12,257 --> 01:32:14,885 You have a gift. 1315 01:32:14,959 --> 01:32:18,326 You have a way with people. 1316 01:32:18,396 --> 01:32:20,830 You know, they like you. 1317 01:32:23,535 --> 01:32:26,470 And if you leave, I can't learn this way. 1318 01:32:43,188 --> 01:32:45,122 So what now, huh? 1319 01:32:46,724 --> 01:32:48,988 What do You want from me? 1320 01:32:55,166 --> 01:32:57,600 Yeah, I could do it. 1321 01:32:57,669 --> 01:33:00,604 We both know You wouldn't stop me. 1322 01:33:04,943 --> 01:33:07,878 So answer me, please. 1323 01:33:07,946 --> 01:33:10,380 Tell me what You're doing. 1324 01:33:15,153 --> 01:33:17,587 Okay, let's look at the logic. 1325 01:33:19,357 --> 01:33:21,382 You create man. 1326 01:33:21,459 --> 01:33:25,327 Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. 1327 01:33:25,396 --> 01:33:28,763 Man dies. 1328 01:33:28,833 --> 01:33:32,894 Maybe You should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions... 1329 01:33:32,971 --> 01:33:34,905 prior to Creation. 1330 01:33:36,507 --> 01:33:40,034 You rested on the seventh day. 1331 01:33:40,111 --> 01:33:43,672 Maybe You should have spent that day on compassion. 1332 01:33:52,790 --> 01:33:54,724 You know what? 1333 01:33:57,328 --> 01:33:59,262 You're not worth it. 1334 01:35:14,739 --> 01:35:17,071 Do you still want help with Mrs. Kennedy? 1335 01:35:22,714 --> 01:35:25,114 Hey, Aggie. 1336 01:35:25,183 --> 01:35:27,617 We have a special surprise for you. 1337 01:35:44,268 --> 01:35:48,102 Surprise! 1338 01:35:50,441 --> 01:35:52,909 Benvenuto, Aggie! 1339 01:35:52,977 --> 01:35:55,411 Aggie! Aggie! 1340 01:35:58,916 --> 01:36:00,884 Grab ahold, Aggie! 1341 01:36:00,952 --> 01:36:02,613 There you go. Oh! 1342 01:36:02,687 --> 01:36:06,088 -Oh. -Come on in, Aggie.! 1343 01:36:06,157 --> 01:36:08,091 Y-Yes. 1344 01:36:29,013 --> 01:36:31,607 Pasta angels, Aggie! Pasta angels! 1345 01:36:42,894 --> 01:36:45,158 Patch? 1346 01:36:45,229 --> 01:36:48,687 Hey. I'm supposed to give you this. 1347 01:37:04,682 --> 01:37:07,647 You turn around and walk right out of here. 1348 01:37:07,648 --> 01:37:08,548 Why? 1349 01:37:08,649 --> 01:37:10,920 Everything will be delineated in your letter of dismissal. 1350 01:37:10,988 --> 01:37:13,650 -Why? -You don't fit in. 1351 01:37:13,724 --> 01:37:15,749 There are standards and codes. 1352 01:37:15,827 --> 01:37:18,921 You make the patients and everyone else around you uncomfortable. 1353 01:37:18,996 --> 01:37:21,032 I make you uncomfortable. 1354 01:37:21,033 --> 01:37:22,933 Well, you can make this into a personal issue if you'd like. 1355 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:26,163 But the reality is, you are not cut out to be a physician. 1356 01:37:26,237 --> 01:37:29,172 -And it is my responsibility- -Responsibility? 1357 01:37:29,240 --> 01:37:33,370 You have one responsibility-to be a dick-head. How hard can that be? 1358 01:37:33,444 --> 01:37:36,971 All you have to do is make sure your head is a dick and it's attached to your neck. 1359 01:37:37,048 --> 01:37:39,243 -You leave immediately. -I wanna see my records. 1360 01:37:39,317 --> 01:37:41,808 They're confidential. 1361 01:37:41,886 --> 01:37:43,751 Only the staff- 1362 01:37:49,494 --> 01:37:51,428 Please, you have to have permission. 1363 01:37:51,496 --> 01:37:54,659 You can't just go in there and take your own file! 1364 01:37:54,732 --> 01:37:56,666 Your marks are basically perfect. 1365 01:37:56,734 --> 01:38:00,192 You've gotta be near the top of the class. 1366 01:38:00,271 --> 01:38:03,707 Look at this. "Excessive happiness. " 1367 01:38:03,774 --> 01:38:06,675 -Actually says you're excessively happy? -Mm-hmm. 1368 01:38:06,744 --> 01:38:09,304 And what does that mean? Isn't that good? 1369 01:38:09,380 --> 01:38:13,476 -I gotta fight this. -What can we do? 1370 01:38:13,551 --> 01:38:18,250 Dean Walcott seems thoroughly committed to your not ever becoming a doctor. 1371 01:38:18,322 --> 01:38:20,813 Even Dean Anderson signed this. 1372 01:38:22,593 --> 01:38:24,754 Nah, I'm screwed. 1373 01:38:24,829 --> 01:38:26,797 I like this. 1374 01:38:27,932 --> 01:38:29,866 You need my help. 1375 01:38:29,934 --> 01:38:32,300 I prefer to think I'm using you. 1376 01:38:33,371 --> 01:38:35,305 -You have one shot. -Mm-hmm. 1377 01:38:35,373 --> 01:38:37,642 You'd have to appeal to the state medical board. 1378 01:38:37,643 --> 01:38:38,443 How does that work? 1379 01:38:38,509 --> 01:38:41,378 You claim that a prejudice and injustice has occurred. 1380 01:38:41,445 --> 01:38:44,176 They'll be worried about a suit. They'll have to investigate. 1381 01:38:44,177 --> 01:38:44,877 Then what? 1382 01:38:44,949 --> 01:38:47,718 -They'll review your grades, which is good- -Mm-hmm. 1383 01:38:47,785 --> 01:38:49,719 you're almost top of the class- 1384 01:38:49,787 --> 01:38:51,721 but mostly your behavior. 1385 01:38:53,324 --> 01:38:55,849 Do you have any idea what Walcott has on you? 1386 01:38:57,495 --> 01:38:59,429 How'd you get these? 1387 01:38:59,497 --> 01:39:02,330 Don't ask. 1388 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:06,359 They can't prevent me from graduating because of a personality clash, can they? 1389 01:39:06,437 --> 01:39:08,701 Hunter, this is a medical institution you're dealing with. 1390 01:39:08,773 --> 01:39:10,707 They draw their own law. 1391 01:39:10,775 --> 01:39:13,972 You'll have to get their focus on your high marks and off of this. 1392 01:39:14,045 --> 01:39:15,979 I'm screwed, aren't I? 1393 01:39:17,548 --> 01:39:19,482 You're almost a doctor. 1394 01:39:19,550 --> 01:39:22,417 They're a panel of doctors. 1395 01:39:22,486 --> 01:39:26,217 Just think of them as your peers... and return these. 1396 01:39:26,290 --> 01:39:28,121 Yeah. 1397 01:39:28,192 --> 01:39:31,628 And get a suit. 1398 01:39:56,020 --> 01:39:57,954 Hunter Adams. 1399 01:40:00,391 --> 01:40:03,656 You've been accused of practicing medicine without a license. 1400 01:40:03,728 --> 01:40:06,026 That's a very grave charge, son. 1401 01:40:06,097 --> 01:40:10,693 Are you aware that it's unlawful to practice medicine without a medical license? 1402 01:40:10,768 --> 01:40:12,429 Yes, sir, I am. 1403 01:40:12,503 --> 01:40:16,337 Are you aware that running a medical clinic without the proper licensing... 1404 01:40:16,407 --> 01:40:18,671 can place both you and the public... 1405 01:40:18,743 --> 01:40:20,836 in a great deal of danger? 1406 01:40:20,911 --> 01:40:22,879 Is a home a clinic, sir? 1407 01:40:22,947 --> 01:40:26,075 If you are admitting patients and treating them... 1408 01:40:26,150 --> 01:40:28,618 physical location is irrelevant. 1409 01:40:28,686 --> 01:40:32,452 Sir, will you define treatment for me? 1410 01:40:32,523 --> 01:40:37,290 Yes. Treatment would be defined as the care of a patient seeking medical attention. 1411 01:40:38,496 --> 01:40:41,795 Have you been treating patients, Mr. Adams? 1412 01:40:41,866 --> 01:40:44,858 I live with several people. They come and go as they please. 1413 01:40:44,935 --> 01:40:46,869 I offer them whatever help I can. 1414 01:40:46,937 --> 01:40:48,996 Mr. Adams... 1415 01:40:49,073 --> 01:40:53,169 have you or have you not been treating patients at your ranch? 1416 01:40:55,212 --> 01:40:58,648 Everyone who comes to the ranch is a patient, yes. 1417 01:41:01,652 --> 01:41:04,917 And every person who comes to the ranch is also a doctor. 1418 01:41:06,924 --> 01:41:09,154 I'm sorry? 1419 01:41:09,226 --> 01:41:11,751 Every person who comes to the ranch is in need... 1420 01:41:11,829 --> 01:41:14,559 of some form of physical or mental help. 1421 01:41:14,632 --> 01:41:16,566 They're patients. 1422 01:41:16,634 --> 01:41:22,004 But also every person who comes to the ranch is in charge of taking care of someone else- 1423 01:41:22,072 --> 01:41:24,040 whether it's cooking for them, cleaning them... 1424 01:41:24,108 --> 01:41:27,009 or even as simple a task as listening. 1425 01:41:27,077 --> 01:41:29,011 That makes them doctors. 1426 01:41:29,079 --> 01:41:34,381 I use that term broadly, but is not a doctor someone who helps someone else? 1427 01:41:34,451 --> 01:41:37,481 When did the term "doctor" get treated with such reverence, as, 1428 01:41:37,482 --> 01:41:38,955 "Right this way, Doctor Smith"... 1429 01:41:38,956 --> 01:41:41,591 or, "Excuse me, Dr. Scholl, what wonderful footpads"... 1430 01:41:41,659 --> 01:41:45,356 or, "Pardon me, Dr. Patterson, but your flatulence has no odor"? 1431 01:41:48,098 --> 01:41:51,659 At what point in history did a doctor become more... 1432 01:41:51,735 --> 01:41:55,967 than a trusted and learned friend who visited and treated the ill? 1433 01:41:56,040 --> 01:41:59,203 Now, you ask me if I've been practicing medicine. 1434 01:41:59,276 --> 01:42:02,370 Well, if this means opening your door to those in need- 1435 01:42:02,446 --> 01:42:04,812 those in pain- 1436 01:42:04,882 --> 01:42:10,286 caring for them, listening to them, applying a cold cloth until a fever breaks- 1437 01:42:10,354 --> 01:42:12,652 if this is practicing medicine, if this is treating a patient... 1438 01:42:12,723 --> 01:42:15,283 then I am guilty as charged, sir. 1439 01:42:15,359 --> 01:42:18,954 Did you consider the ramifications of your actions? 1440 01:42:19,029 --> 01:42:21,327 What if one of your patients had died? 1441 01:42:21,398 --> 01:42:23,730 What's wrong with death, sir? 1442 01:42:23,801 --> 01:42:26,269 What are we so mortally afraid of? 1443 01:42:26,337 --> 01:42:28,502 Why can't we treat death with a certain amount... 1444 01:42:28,503 --> 01:42:32,301 of humanity and dignity and decency... and, God forbid, maybe even humor? 1445 01:42:32,376 --> 01:42:34,310 Death is not the enemy, gentlemen. 1446 01:42:34,378 --> 01:42:38,313 If we're gonna fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all- 1447 01:42:38,381 --> 01:42:39,515 indifference. 1448 01:42:39,783 --> 01:42:43,444 Now, I've sat in your schools and heard people lecture on transference... 1449 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,454 and professional distance. 1450 01:42:45,522 --> 01:42:48,013 Transference is inevitable, sir. 1451 01:42:48,092 --> 01:42:50,617 Every human being has an impact on another. 1452 01:42:50,694 --> 01:42:54,152 Why don't we want that in a patient/doctor relationship? 1453 01:42:54,231 --> 01:42:58,634 That's why I've listened to your teachings, and I believe they're wrong. 1454 01:42:58,702 --> 01:43:02,604 A doctor's mission should be not just to prevent death... 1455 01:43:02,673 --> 01:43:04,800 but also to improve the quality of life. 1456 01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:08,038 That's why you treat a disease, you win, you lose. 1457 01:43:08,112 --> 01:43:13,345 You treat a person, I guarantee you, you win, no matter what the outcome. 1458 01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:18,811 Now here today, this room is full of medical students. 1459 01:43:18,889 --> 01:43:23,588 Don't let them anesthetize you. Don't let them numb you out to the miracle of life. 1460 01:43:23,661 --> 01:43:27,153 Always live in awe of the glorious mechanism of the human body. 1461 01:43:27,231 --> 01:43:30,428 Let that be the focus of your studies and not a quest for grades... 1462 01:43:30,501 --> 01:43:33,436 which'll give you no idea what kind of doctor you will become. 1463 01:43:33,504 --> 01:43:35,597 Please try and address the board. 1464 01:43:35,673 --> 01:43:38,733 Don't wait till you're on the ward to get your humanity back. 1465 01:43:38,809 --> 01:43:41,277 Start your interviewing skills. Start talking to strangers. 1466 01:43:41,345 --> 01:43:44,041 Talk to your friends, Talk to wrong numbers, everyone. 1467 01:43:44,114 --> 01:43:46,981 -Mr. Adams! -And cultivate friendships... 1468 01:43:47,051 --> 01:43:50,350 with those amazing people in the back of the room-nurses that could teach you. 1469 01:43:50,421 --> 01:43:53,549 They've been with people every day. They wade through blood and shit. 1470 01:43:53,624 --> 01:43:57,583 They have a wealth of knowledge, and so do the professors you respect- 1471 01:43:57,661 --> 01:43:59,891 the ones who are not dead from the heart up. 1472 01:43:59,964 --> 01:44:03,532 Share their compassion. Let that be contagious. 1473 01:44:03,533 --> 01:44:06,335 Mr. Adams, I demand that you turn and address the board. 1474 01:44:06,403 --> 01:44:09,338 Sir, I want to be a doctor with all my heart. 1475 01:44:21,819 --> 01:44:25,084 I wanted to become a doctor so I could serve others... 1476 01:44:25,155 --> 01:44:27,623 and because of that I've lost everything... 1477 01:44:27,691 --> 01:44:30,387 but I've also gained everything. 1478 01:44:30,461 --> 01:44:34,625 I've shared the lives of patients and staff members at the hospital. 1479 01:44:34,698 --> 01:44:37,633 I've laughed with them. I've cried with them. 1480 01:44:39,003 --> 01:44:41,437 This is what I want to do with my life. 1481 01:44:43,941 --> 01:44:46,705 And as God is my witness... 1482 01:44:46,777 --> 01:44:49,211 no matter what your decision today, sir... 1483 01:44:49,279 --> 01:44:54,216 I will still become the best damn doctor the world has ever seen. 1484 01:44:56,420 --> 01:44:59,480 Now you have the ability to prevent me from graduating. 1485 01:44:59,556 --> 01:45:03,754 You can keep me from getting the title and the white coat. 1486 01:45:03,827 --> 01:45:06,091 But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen. 1487 01:45:06,163 --> 01:45:09,929 You can't keep me from learning. You can't keep me from studying. 1488 01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:13,128 So you have a choice-you could have me as a professional colleague... 1489 01:45:13,203 --> 01:45:15,137 passionate... 1490 01:45:15,205 --> 01:45:18,504 or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adamant. 1491 01:45:18,575 --> 01:45:21,635 Either way, I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn. 1492 01:45:21,712 --> 01:45:24,010 But I promise you one thing. 1493 01:45:24,081 --> 01:45:26,743 I am a thorn that will not go away. 1494 01:45:29,753 --> 01:45:31,744 Is that all? 1495 01:45:34,058 --> 01:45:35,992 I hope not, sir. 1496 01:45:39,129 --> 01:45:41,324 We will adjourn briefly. 1497 01:46:27,077 --> 01:46:29,011 Thank you. 1498 01:47:01,091 --> 01:47:02,820 Hunter Adams. 1499 01:47:07,598 --> 01:47:11,364 We find your methods less than appealing. 1500 01:47:12,736 --> 01:47:15,671 Your appearance and your demeanor do not reflect... 1501 01:47:15,739 --> 01:47:17,673 what we believe is necessary... 1502 01:47:17,741 --> 01:47:20,835 to earn a patient's trust and respect. 1503 01:47:22,312 --> 01:47:26,043 You openly accuse us of adhering to time-honored practices... 1504 01:47:26,116 --> 01:47:30,917 that for years have been the backbone of the entire medical institution. 1505 01:47:33,457 --> 01:47:35,618 However... 1506 01:47:35,693 --> 01:47:37,820 we find no fault in your attempts... 1507 01:47:37,895 --> 01:47:41,353 to improve the quality of life around you. 1508 01:47:42,599 --> 01:47:44,965 We find no fault in your desire... 1509 01:47:45,035 --> 01:47:48,027 to expand upon existing medical practices... 1510 01:47:48,105 --> 01:47:50,039 and theories. 1511 01:47:50,107 --> 01:47:53,736 We applaud your love of the patient. 1512 01:47:53,811 --> 01:47:56,143 Your grades are among the highest in your class... 1513 01:47:56,213 --> 01:47:59,273 and, therefore, we find no merit in the decision... 1514 01:47:59,349 --> 01:48:02,250 to block your graduation from medical school. 1515 01:48:09,226 --> 01:48:13,890 Now, along with your crass and disdainful behavior... 1516 01:48:13,964 --> 01:48:17,127 you carry with you a flame... 1517 01:48:17,201 --> 01:48:19,135 which one could only hope... 1518 01:48:19,203 --> 01:48:22,229 would spread through the medical profession like a brushfire. 1519 01:48:23,707 --> 01:48:25,641 And, uh, Dean Walcott... 1520 01:48:25,709 --> 01:48:28,803 in the future, I think matters like this... 1521 01:48:28,879 --> 01:48:32,645 could best be solved if you yourself would practice a little... 1522 01:48:32,716 --> 01:48:35,913 "excessive happiness. " 1523 01:49:03,180 --> 01:49:05,341 Well, today you go... 1524 01:49:05,415 --> 01:49:09,044 from being students in a class to being members of a class- 1525 01:49:09,119 --> 01:49:11,849 a very select class. 1526 01:49:11,922 --> 01:49:15,585 You face the future with your heads held high... 1527 01:49:15,659 --> 01:49:18,457 because you are now... doctors. 1528 01:49:28,305 --> 01:49:30,398 Dr. Michael Ames. 1529 01:49:35,979 --> 01:49:38,971 Dr. Doris Ackerman 1530 01:49:42,686 --> 01:49:45,416 Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams. 1531 01:49:49,927 --> 01:49:52,088 Yea, Patch! 1532 01:49:55,666 --> 01:49:58,760 Well, I'm happy to see you've finally decided to conform. 1533 01:49:58,836 --> 01:50:01,236 More than you know, sir. 1355 01:50:51,968 --> 01:50:55,968 © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen_Bud