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SUBTITLE BY IYYAPPAN

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Been a while since I was up here
in front of you.

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Maybe I'll do us all a favour
and just stick to the cards.

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There's been speculation that I was
involved in the events that occurred

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on the freeway and the rooftop...

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Sorry, Mr Stark, do you
honestly expect us to believe that

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that was a bodyguard
in a suit that conveniently appeared,

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despite the fact
that you sorely despise bodyguards?

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Yes.

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And this mysterious bodyguard
was somehow equipped

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with an undisclosed
Stark high-tech powered battle...

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I know that it's confusing.

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It is one thing to question the official
story, and another thing entirely

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to make wild accusations,
or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

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I mean, let's face it,
I'm not the heroic type.

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A laundry list of character defects,

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all the mistakes I've made,
largely public.

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The truth is

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I am Iron Man.

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Ivan.

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Vanya.

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270 at 30 knots.
Holding steady at 15,000 feet.

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You are clear for exfiltration
over the drop zone.

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Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!

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It's good to be back.

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-You missed me?
-Blow something up!

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I missed you, too.
Blow something up? I already did that.

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I'm not saying that the world is enjoying

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its longest period of uninterrupted peace
in years because of me.

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I'm not saying
that from the ashes of captivity,

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never has a greater phoenix metaphor
been personified in human history.

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I'm not saying that Uncle Sam
can kick back on a lawn chair,

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sipping on an iced tea

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because I haven't come across anyone
who's man enough

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to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.

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I love you, Tony!

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Please, it's not about me.

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It's not about you.

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It's not even about us. It's about legacy.

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It's about what we choose
to leave behind for future generations.

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And that's why for the next year
and for the first time since 1974,

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the best and brightest men and women

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of nations and corporations
the world over

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will pool their resources,
share their collective vision,

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to leave behind a brighter future.

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It's not about us.

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Therefore, what I'm saying,
if I'm saying anything,

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is welcome back to the Stark Expo.

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And now,
making a special guest appearance

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from the great beyond
to tell you what it's all about,

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please welcome my father, Howard.

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Everything is achievable
through technology.

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Better living, robust health,

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and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.

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So, from all of us here
at Stark lndustries,

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I would like to personally introduce you
to the City of the Future.

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Technology holds infinite possibilities
for mankind,

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and will one day rid society of all its ills.

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Soon, technology will affect the way
you live your life every day.

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No more tedious work,

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leaving more time for leisure activities
and enjoying the sweet life.

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The Stark Expo. Welcome.

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We are coming to you live
from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,

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where Tony Stark
has just walked offstage.

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Don't worry
if you can't make it down here tonight

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because this Expo goes on
all year long.

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And I'm gonna be here
checking out all the attractions

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and the pavilions and the inventions
from all around the world.

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-Make sure you join me...
-All right, it's a zoo out there, watch out.

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-Open up, let's go.
-Hey! Nice to see you.

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-All right. Thank you. I remember you.
-Tony, Tony...

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Hey, hey...

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-Call me.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.

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Hello. It would be a pleasure.

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-Okay.
-See you, buddy.

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This is Larry.

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Hey, the oracle of Oracle.
What a pleasure.

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-Nice to see you.
-Call me. Call me.

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-Larry King.
-Larry!

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Yes, my people, my people.

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Come on, Tony. There we go.

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-Very mellow.
-That wasn't so bad.

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No, it was perfect.

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Look what we got here, the new model.

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-Hey, does she come with the car?
-I certainly hope so.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-And you are?
-Marshal.

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-Irish. I like it.
-Pleased to meet you, Tony.

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I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
Where you from?

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-Bedford.
-What are you doing here?

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-Looking for you.
-Yeah? You found me.

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-What are you up to later?
-Serving subpoenas.

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He doesn't like to be handed things.

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-Yeah, I have a peeve.
-I got it.

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You are hereby ordered

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to appear before
the Senate Armed Services Committee

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tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.

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-Can I see a badge?
-You wanna see the badge?

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He likes the badge.

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-You still like it?
-Yep.

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-How far are we from D.C.?
-D.C.? 250 miles.

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Mr Stark, could we pick up now
where we left off?. Mr Stark. Please.

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-Yes, dear?
-Can I have your attention?

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Absolutely.

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Do you or do you not possess
a specialised weapon?

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-I do not. I do not.
-You do not?

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Well, it depends
on how you define the word ''weapon.''

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-The Iron Man weapon.
-My device does not fit that description.

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Well... How would you describe it?

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I would describe it by defining it
as what it is, Senator.

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-As?
-It's a high-tech prosthesis.

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That is... That is...

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That's actually the most apt description
Ican make of it.

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It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr Stark.

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Please, if your priority was actually
the well-being of the American citizen...

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My priority is to get the Iron Man
weapon turned over to the people

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-of the United States of America.
-Well, you can forget it.

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I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.

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To turn over the Iron Man suit
would be to turn over myself,

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which is tantamount
to indentured servitude or prostitution,

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depending on what state you're in.

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-You can't have it.
-Look, I'm no expert...

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ln prostitution? Of course not.
You're a senator. Come on.

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I'm no expert in weapons.

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We have somebody here
who is an expert on weapons.

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I'd now like to call Justin Hammer,
our current primary weapons contractor.

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Let the record reflect that I observed
Mr Hammer entering the chamber,

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and I am wondering

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if and when any actual expert
will also be in attendance.

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Absolutely. I'm no expert.
I defer to you, Anthony.

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You're the wonder boy.

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Senator, if I may.

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I may well not be an expert,
but you know who was the expert?

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Your dad. Howard Stark.

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Really a father to us all,
and to the military-industrial age.

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Let's just be clear.
He was no flower child. He was a lion.

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We all know why we're here.
ln the last six months,

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Anthony Stark has created a sword
with untold possibilities.

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And yet he insists it's a shield.

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He asks us to trust him
as we cower behind it.

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I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
I really do.

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I'd love to leave my door unlocked
when I leave the house,

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but this ain't Canada.

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You know, we live in a world
of grave threats,

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threats that Mr Stark
will not always be able to foresee.

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Thank you.

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God bless Iron Man. God bless America.

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That is well said, Mr Hammer.

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The committee would now like to invite

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Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
to the chamber.

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Rhodey? What?

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Hey, buddy.
I didn't expect to see you here.

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Look, it's me, I'm here.
Deal with it. Let's move on.

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I just...

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-Drop it.
-All right, I'll drop it.

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I have before me a complete report
on the Iron Man weapon,

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compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
And, Colonel, for the record,

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can you please read page 57,
paragraph four?

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You're requesting
that I read specific selections

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-from my report, Senator?
-Yes, sir.

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It was my understanding
that I was going to be testifying

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in a much more comprehensive
and detailed manner.

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l understand.
A lot of things have changed today.

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-So if you could just read...
-You do understand

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that reading a single paragraph
out of context does not reflect

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-the summary of my final...
-Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.

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Very well.

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''As he does not operate within
any definable branch of government,

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''Iron Man presents a potential threat
to the security of both the nation

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''and to her interests.''

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I did, however, go on to summarise

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that the benefits of Iron Man
far outweigh the liabilities.

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-And that it would be in our interest...
-That's enough, Colonel.

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-...to fold Mr Stark...
-That's enough.

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...into the existing
chain of command, Senator.

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I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.

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We can amend the hours a little bit.

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I'd like to go on and show, if I may,

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the imagery
that's connected to your report.

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I believe it is somewhat premature
to reveal these images

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-to the general public at this time.
-With all due respect,

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Colonel, I understand.

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And if you could just narrate those
for us, we'd be very grateful.

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Let's have the images.

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Intelligence suggests
that the devices seen in these photos

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are, in fact, attempts
at making manned copies

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of Mr Stark's suit.

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This has been corroborated by our allies
and local intelligence on the ground,

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indicating that these suits are quite
possibly, at this moment, operational.

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Hold on one second, buddy.
Let me see something here.

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Boy, I'm good.
I commandeered your screens.

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I need them.
Time for a little transparency.

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-Now, let's see what's really going on.
-What is he doing?

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If you will direct your attention
to said screens...

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l believe that's North Korea.

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Can you turn that off?. Take it off.

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Iran.

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No grave immediate threat here.
Is that Justin Hammer?

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How did Hammer get in the game?

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Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.

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Okay, give me a left twist.
Left's good. Turn to the right.

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Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

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Wow.

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Yeah, I'd say most countries,
five, 10 years away.

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Hammer Industries, 20.

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I'd like to point out
that that test pilot survived.

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l think we're done,
is the point that he's making.

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-I don't think there's any reason...
-The point is, you're welcome, I guess.

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-For what?
-Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.

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It's working.
We're safe. America is secure.

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You want my property?
You can't have it.

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But I did you a big favour.

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I've successfully privatized world peace.

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What more do you want? For now!

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I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.

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...you, Mr Stark. ...you, buddy.

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We're adjourned.
We're adjourned for today.

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-Okay.
-You've been a delight.

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My bond is with the people.

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And I will serve this great nation
at the pleasure of myself.

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If there's one thing I've proven

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it's that you can count on me
to pleasure myself.

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Wake up. Daddy's home.

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Welcome home, sir.

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Congratulations on
the opening ceremonies.

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They were such a success,
as was your Senate hearing.

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And may I say how refreshing it is

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to finally see you in a video
with your clothing on, sir.

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You!

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I swear to God I'll dismantle you.
I'll soak your motherboard.

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I'll turn you into a wine rack.

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How many ounces a day
of this gobbledegook

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am I supposed to drink?

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We are up to 80 ounces a day
to counteract the symptoms, sir.

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Check palladium levels.

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Blood toxicity, 24o/o.

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It appears that the continued use
of the Iron Man suit

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is accelerating your condition.

238
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Another core has been depleted.

239
00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:57,767
God, they're running out quick.

240
00:18:57,876 --> 00:19:00,436
I have run simulations
on every known element,

241
00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:02,605
and none can serve
as a viable replacement

242
00:19:02,714 --> 00:19:04,705
for the palladium core.

243
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:10,013
You are running out of both time
and options.

244
00:19:13,725 --> 00:19:16,421
Unfortunately, the device
that's keeping you alive

245
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,325
is also killing you.

246
00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:21,230
Miss Potts is approaching.

247
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,234
-I recommend that you inform her...
-Mute.

248
00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:28,931
Is this a joke?

249
00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,037
-What are you thinking?
-What?

250
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:34,442
-What are you thinking?
-Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.

251
00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:36,844
And you're angry about something.

252
00:19:36,949 --> 00:19:38,280
Do you have the sniffles?
I don't wanna get sick.

253
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,783
-Did you just donate...
-Keep your business.

254
00:19:39,851 --> 00:19:43,446
...our entire modern art collection
to the...

255
00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:45,147
-Boy Scouts ofAmerica.
-...Boy Scouts ofAmerica?

256
00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:46,986
Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation.

257
00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:50,459
I didn't physically check the crates
but, basically, yes.

258
00:19:50,562 --> 00:19:52,757
And it's not ''our'' collection,
it's my collection. No offence.

259
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:54,857
No, you know what?
I think I'm actually entitled

260
00:19:54,967 --> 00:19:56,559
to say ''our'' collection

261
00:19:56,602 --> 00:19:59,867
considering the time that I put in,
over 10 years,

262
00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,770
-curating that.
-It was a tax write-off. I needed that.

263
00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:04,899
You know,
there's only about 8,01 1things

264
00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:06,978
that I really need to talk to you about.

265
00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:08,512
Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.

266
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:10,070
The Bridgeport's
already machining that part.

267
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:12,514
The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.

268
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:14,882
I need you to wear a surgical mask
until you're feeling better.

269
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,978
-Is that okay?
-That's rude.

270
00:20:16,121 --> 00:20:17,588
There's nothing more important to me
than the Expo.

271
00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:18,986
It's my primary point of concern.

272
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:22,218
-I don't know why you're...
-The Expo is your ego gone crazy.

273
00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,124
Wow. Look at that.

274
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,696
That's modern art. That's going up.

275
00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:30,529
-You've got to be kidding.
-I'm gonna put this up right now.

276
00:20:30,636 --> 00:20:32,831
-This is vital.
-Stark is in complete disarray.

277
00:20:32,938 --> 00:20:35,304
-You understand that?
-No. Our stocks have never been higher.

278
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,706
-Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
-You are... Well, if it's messy,

279
00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:39,299
-then let's double back.
-Let me give you an example.

280
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,936
-Let's move on to another subject.
-No, no, no, no.

281
00:20:41,013 --> 00:20:42,742
You are not taking down
the Barnett Newman

282
00:20:42,814 --> 00:20:44,304
-and hanging that up!
-I'm not taking it down.

283
00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,644
I'm just replacing it with this.

284
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:47,116
-Let's see what I can get going here.
-Okay, fine.

285
00:20:47,219 --> 00:20:50,313
My point is,
we have already awarded contracts

286
00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:52,117
-to the wind farm people.
-Yeah. Don't say ''wind farm.''

287
00:20:52,224 --> 00:20:54,249
-I'm already feeling gassy.
-And to the plastic plantation tree,

288
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,452
which was your idea, by the way.
Those people are on payroll...

289
00:20:56,561 --> 00:20:58,358
-Everything was my idea.
-...and you won't make a decision.

290
00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:00,159
I don't care
about the liberal agenda any more.

291
00:21:00,232 --> 00:21:02,564
It's boring. Boring.
I'm giving you a boring alert.

292
00:21:02,668 --> 00:21:04,966
-You do it.
-I do what?

293
00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:06,971
Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
You run the company.

294
00:21:07,072 --> 00:21:09,870
-Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
-Pepper, I need you to run the company.

295
00:21:09,975 --> 00:21:11,374
-Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
-You will not

296
00:21:11,476 --> 00:21:13,103
-give me the information...
-I'm not asking you to try...

297
00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:14,304
-...in order to...
-I'm asking you

298
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,607
to physically do it. I need you to do it.

299
00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:17,478
-I am trying to do it.
-Pepper, you're not listening to me!

300
00:21:17,582 --> 00:21:19,482
-No, you are not listening to me.
-I'm trying to make you CEO.

301
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:21,415
Why won't you let me?

302
00:21:21,987 --> 00:21:24,979
-Have you been drinking?
-Chlorophyll.

303
00:21:26,892 --> 00:21:31,124
I hereby irrevocably appoint you
chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,

304
00:21:31,229 --> 00:21:33,129
effective immediately.

305
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,234
Yeah, done deal. Okay?

306
00:21:38,704 --> 00:21:41,298
I've actually given this
a fair amount of thought,

307
00:21:41,406 --> 00:21:45,308
believe it or not.
Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,

308
00:21:45,544 --> 00:21:49,241
trying to figure out
who a worthy successor would be.

309
00:21:49,348 --> 00:21:51,145
And then I realised

310
00:21:53,719 --> 00:21:56,210
it's you. It's always been you.

311
00:21:58,223 --> 00:21:59,349
I thought there'd be a legal issue,

312
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,859
but actually I'm capable
of appointing my successor.

313
00:22:03,562 --> 00:22:05,553
My successor being you.

314
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,393
Congratulations?

315
00:22:11,169 --> 00:22:12,761
-Take it, just take it.
-I don't know what to think.

316
00:22:12,871 --> 00:22:14,600
Don't think. Drink.

317
00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:21,811
There you go.

318
00:23:01,553 --> 00:23:04,784
The notary's here! Can you please
come sign the transfer paperwork?

319
00:23:05,357 --> 00:23:07,052
I'm on happy time.

320
00:23:13,298 --> 00:23:14,560
-Sorry.
-What the hell was that?

321
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:17,066
It's called mixed martial arts.
It's been around for three weeks.

322
00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:19,194
It's called dirty boxing.
There's nothing new about it.

323
00:23:19,304 --> 00:23:21,772
All right, put them up. Come on.

324
00:23:24,476 --> 00:23:29,311
I promise you this is the only time
I will ask you to sign over your company.

325
00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:32,914
I need you to initial each box.

326
00:23:33,485 --> 00:23:36,283
Lesson one. Never take your eye off...

327
00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:39,784
That's it. I'm done.

328
00:23:39,891 --> 00:23:42,291
-What's your name, lady?
-Rushman. Natalie Rushman.

329
00:23:42,394 --> 00:23:43,918
Front and centre. Come into the church.

330
00:23:44,029 --> 00:23:47,829
-No. You're seriously not gonna ask...
-If it pleases the court, which it does.

331
00:23:47,899 --> 00:23:51,232
-It's no problem.
-I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.

332
00:24:04,749 --> 00:24:05,943
What?

333
00:24:09,654 --> 00:24:12,452
-Can you give her a lesson?
-No problem.

334
00:24:12,757 --> 00:24:14,554
-Pepper.
-What?

335
00:24:15,794 --> 00:24:18,058
-Who is she?
-She is from legal.

336
00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:22,259
And she is potentially a very expensive
sexual harassment lawsuit

337
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,494
-if you keep ogling her like that.
-I need a new assistant, boss.

338
00:24:24,569 --> 00:24:27,367
Yes, and I've got
three excellent potential candidates.

339
00:24:27,506 --> 00:24:28,996
They're lined up and ready to meet you.

340
00:24:29,074 --> 00:24:31,975
I don't have time to meet.
I need someone now. I feel like it's her.

341
00:24:32,077 --> 00:24:33,169
No, it's not.

342
00:24:33,211 --> 00:24:35,008
-You ever boxed before?
-I have, yes.

343
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:39,073
What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot
Camp? Crunch? Something like that?

344
00:24:39,184 --> 00:24:42,881
-How do I spell your name, Natalie?
-R-U-S-H-M-A-N.

345
00:24:42,988 --> 00:24:47,425
-What, are you gonna google her now?
-I thought I was ogling her.

346
00:24:47,492 --> 00:24:51,189
-Wow. Very, very impressive individual.
-You're so predictable, you know that?

347
00:24:51,296 --> 00:24:53,423
She's fluent in French, Italian,
Russian, Latin.

348
00:24:53,498 --> 00:24:55,398
-Who speaks Latin?
-No one speaks Latin.

349
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,798
-No one speaks Latin?
-It's a dead language.

350
00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:59,633
You can read Latin
or you can write Latin,

351
00:24:59,738 --> 00:25:01,228
-but you can't speak Latin...
-Did you model in Tokyo?

352
00:25:01,339 --> 00:25:03,068
-'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.
-Well...

353
00:25:03,174 --> 00:25:04,539
I need her.
She's got everything that I need.

354
00:25:04,643 --> 00:25:08,238
Rule number one,
never take your eye off your opponent.

355
00:25:09,481 --> 00:25:10,880
Oh, my God!

356
00:25:13,151 --> 00:25:15,881
-Happy!
-That's what I'm talking about.

357
00:25:15,987 --> 00:25:17,352
-I just slipped.
-You did?

358
00:25:17,389 --> 00:25:19,755
-Yeah.
-Looks like a TKO to me.

359
00:25:22,093 --> 00:25:24,288
Just... I need your impression.

360
00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:27,092
You have a quiet reserve.
I don't know, you have an old soul.

361
00:25:27,165 --> 00:25:29,656
-I meant your fingerprint.
-Right.

362
00:25:32,504 --> 00:25:36,065
-So, how are we doing?
-Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.

363
00:25:37,309 --> 00:25:40,574
-You're the boss.
-Will that be all, Mr Stark?

364
00:25:40,612 --> 00:25:42,580
-No.
-Yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman.

365
00:25:42,681 --> 00:25:44,478
Thank you very much.

366
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:49,180
-I want one.
-No.

367
00:26:23,054 --> 00:26:25,454
You know, it's Europe.
Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,

368
00:26:25,557 --> 00:26:26,751
-just go with it.
-Go with it? Go with what?

369
00:26:26,858 --> 00:26:28,382
-Mr Stark?
-Hey.

370
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:29,688
Hello. How was your flight?

371
00:26:29,761 --> 00:26:31,251
It was excellent.
Boy, it's nice to see you.

372
00:26:31,363 --> 00:26:35,561
We have one photographer
from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay?

373
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,693
-When did this happen?
-What? You made me do it.

374
00:26:37,802 --> 00:26:40,362
-I made you do what?
-You quit. Smile. Look right there.

375
00:26:40,405 --> 00:26:41,565
Stop acting constipated.

376
00:26:41,673 --> 00:26:43,072
-Don't flare your nostrils.
-You are so predictable.

377
00:26:43,174 --> 00:26:44,198
-That's the amazing thing.
-Right this way.

378
00:26:44,309 --> 00:26:46,004
-You look fantastic.
-Why, thank you very much.

379
00:26:46,111 --> 00:26:47,976
But that's unprofessional.
What's on the docket?

380
00:26:48,013 --> 00:26:49,981
You have a 9:30 dinner.

381
00:26:50,015 --> 00:26:51,778
-Perfect. I'll be there at 11 :00.
-Absolutely.

382
00:26:51,883 --> 00:26:53,680
-Is this us?
-It can be.

383
00:26:53,785 --> 00:26:55,480
-Great. Make it us.
-Okay.

384
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,988
-Mr Musk. How are you?
-Hi, Pepper.

385
00:26:58,089 --> 00:26:59,989
-Congratulations on the promotion.
-Thank you very much.

386
00:27:00,025 --> 00:27:02,220
Elon, how's it going?
Those Merlin engines are fantastic.

387
00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:04,318
Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
for an electric jet.

388
00:27:04,429 --> 00:27:05,521
-You do?
-Yeah.

389
00:27:05,563 --> 00:27:07,622
Then we'll make it work.

390
00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:09,432
-You want a massage?
-Oh, God. No,

391
00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:11,024
-I don't want a massage.
-I'll have Natalie make an...

392
00:27:11,069 --> 00:27:12,536
-I don't want Natalie to do...
-Don't want you tense.

393
00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:13,730
By the way, I didn't mean
to spring this on you.

394
00:27:13,838 --> 00:27:14,964
Thank you very much.

395
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,031
-Green is not your best colour.
-Oh, please.

396
00:27:17,075 --> 00:27:18,633
Anthony! Is that you?

397
00:27:18,743 --> 00:27:20,040
-My least favourite person on Earth.
-Hey, pal.

398
00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:21,375
-Justin Hammer.
-How you doing?

399
00:27:21,479 --> 00:27:24,277
You're not the only rich guy here
with a fancy car.

400
00:27:24,349 --> 00:27:26,783
You know Christine Everhart
from Vanity Fair.

401
00:27:26,851 --> 00:27:27,977
-You guys know each other?
-Hi.

402
00:27:28,053 --> 00:27:29,350
-Yes.
-Yes.

403
00:27:29,387 --> 00:27:30,547
-Yes, roughly.
-We do.

404
00:27:30,655 --> 00:27:34,682
BTW, big story.
The new CEO of Stark Industries.

405
00:27:34,793 --> 00:27:36,090
-I know. I know.
-Congratulations.

406
00:27:36,161 --> 00:27:39,653
My editor will kill me if I don't grab
a quote for our Powerful Women issue.

407
00:27:39,764 --> 00:27:40,890
-Can I?
-Sure.

408
00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:43,456
She's actually doing a big spread on me
for Vanity Fair.

409
00:27:43,568 --> 00:27:45,468
I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.

410
00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:46,662
-Right.
-Right?

411
00:27:46,771 --> 00:27:50,104
Well, she did quite a spread
on Tony last year.

412
00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,573
And she wrote a story as well.

413
00:27:51,609 --> 00:27:53,668
-It was very impressive.
-That was good.

414
00:27:53,778 --> 00:27:55,769
-Very well done.
-Thank you.

415
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,313
-I'm gonna go wash.
-Don't leave me.

416
00:27:57,415 --> 00:27:58,882
-Hey, buddy. How you doing?
-I'm all right.

417
00:27:58,983 --> 00:28:00,245
-Looking gorgeous.
-Please, this is tough.

418
00:28:00,318 --> 00:28:02,912
-Can I ask you... Is this the first time...
-Fromage.

419
00:28:03,021 --> 00:28:04,511
-Say, ''Brie.''
-...that you guys have seen each other?

420
00:28:04,556 --> 00:28:06,820
God, that's so awful.

421
00:28:06,925 --> 00:28:09,325
Listen, is it the first time you've seen
each other since the Senate?

422
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,021
Since he got his contract revoked...

423
00:28:11,129 --> 00:28:13,324
-Actually, it's on hold.
-...when you were attempting to...

424
00:28:13,431 --> 00:28:15,422
That's not what I heard.
What's the difference between ''hold''

425
00:28:15,533 --> 00:28:17,330
-and ''cancelled''? The truth?
-Yes, what is?

426
00:28:17,435 --> 00:28:19,835
No. The truth is...
Why don't we put that away?

427
00:28:19,938 --> 00:28:23,931
The truth is, I'm actually hoping
to present something at your Expo.

428
00:28:23,975 --> 00:28:26,375
Well, if you invent something
that works,

429
00:28:26,444 --> 00:28:27,877
I'll make sure I get you a slot.

430
00:28:27,946 --> 00:28:30,141
-Mr Stark, your corner table is ready.
-Yes?

431
00:28:30,248 --> 00:28:32,443
I actually have a slot this year. Yes, I do.

432
00:28:32,550 --> 00:28:35,747
-Hammer needs a slot, Christine.
-We kid, yeah.

433
00:28:36,588 --> 00:28:37,748
We kid. We're kidders.

434
00:29:00,178 --> 00:29:02,112
Got any other bad ideas?

435
00:29:06,351 --> 00:29:07,511
Tony!

436
00:29:11,356 --> 00:29:15,656
Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark.
Tony loves me. We're not competitors.

437
00:29:15,727 --> 00:29:18,218
Him being out of the picture
created tremendous opportunities

438
00:29:18,263 --> 00:29:20,754
for Hammer Industries, you know?

439
00:29:20,865 --> 00:29:24,232
-Everything that Tony and I do...
-Well, what's the use of having...

440
00:29:24,335 --> 00:29:27,168
-...is a healthy...
-...and owning a race car...

441
00:29:27,238 --> 00:29:30,230
-...competition.
-...if you don't drive it?

442
00:29:31,242 --> 00:29:32,834
Is he driving?

443
00:29:40,084 --> 00:29:41,779
Natalie. Natalie!

444
00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:43,949
-Yes, Miss Potts?
-Did you know about this?

445
00:29:43,988 --> 00:29:46,183
This is the first that I have known of it.

446
00:29:46,858 --> 00:29:48,052
This... This cannot happen.

447
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:49,786
Absolutely. I understand.
How can I help you?

448
00:29:49,894 --> 00:29:51,156
-Where's Happy?
-He's waiting outside.

449
00:29:51,262 --> 00:29:53,093
-Okay, get him. I need Happy.
-Right away.

450
00:29:53,865 --> 00:29:55,958
Tony's... You know, he...

451
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:57,967
We're not competitive.
You know what I mean?

452
00:29:58,002 --> 00:29:59,094
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,

453
00:29:59,204 --> 00:30:02,173
-can you excuse me just one second?
-Just read me what you wrote.

454
00:30:02,273 --> 00:30:03,467
-I will. I will, after.
-Just read it back to me.

455
00:30:03,575 --> 00:30:04,769
But I have to make one quick phone call.

456
00:30:04,876 --> 00:30:05,968
-Where are you going?
-This is great.

457
00:30:06,077 --> 00:30:07,408
-I've got some caviar coming.
-This is great stuff.

458
00:30:07,512 --> 00:30:09,002
-I'll be right back.
-Look!

459
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,570
That's Stark.

460
00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:09,794
Go, go!

461
00:32:13,404 --> 00:32:14,701
Hang on.

462
00:33:23,674 --> 00:33:25,471
-Give me the case.
-Here. Take it.

463
00:33:25,576 --> 00:33:27,168
-Where's the key?
-It's in my pocket.

464
00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:28,405
Car!

465
00:34:32,076 --> 00:34:33,441
Oh, my God!

466
00:34:40,084 --> 00:34:42,575
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

467
00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:45,582
-Were you heading for me or him?
-I was trying to scare him.

468
00:34:45,690 --> 00:34:47,681
-'Cause I can't tell!
-Are you out of your mind?

469
00:34:47,792 --> 00:34:49,726
-Better security.
-Get in the car right now!

470
00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:51,590
I was attacked! We need better security.

471
00:34:51,696 --> 00:34:53,891
-Get in the car!
-You're CEO. Better security measures.

472
00:34:53,998 --> 00:34:55,795
God, it's embarrassing.

473
00:34:56,601 --> 00:34:58,831
First vacation in two years.

474
00:35:03,441 --> 00:35:04,874
Oh, my God!

475
00:35:05,943 --> 00:35:08,241
-I got him!
-Hit him again. Hit him again.

476
00:35:08,279 --> 00:35:10,179
Football.

477
00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:14,675
-I got him!
-Take the case! Take it!

478
00:35:14,752 --> 00:35:16,413
-Take the case!
-Give him the case!

479
00:35:16,554 --> 00:35:18,351
Stop banging the car!

480
00:35:21,492 --> 00:35:22,857
Calm down.

481
00:35:23,794 --> 00:35:25,785
God! God!

482
00:35:28,366 --> 00:36:09,030
Give me the case! Please! Come on!

483
00:37:03,461 --> 00:37:05,122
You... You lose.

484
00:37:11,469 --> 00:37:14,131
You lose. You lose, Stark.

485
00:38:07,658 --> 00:38:11,321
Pretty decent tech.
Cycles per second were a little low.

486
00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:20,035
You could have doubled up
your rotations.

487
00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:25,470
You focused the repulsor energy
through ionized plasma channels.

488
00:38:25,576 --> 00:38:28,477
It's effective. Not very efficient.

489
00:38:29,547 --> 00:38:31,879
But it's a passable knock-off.

490
00:38:32,783 --> 00:38:34,080
I don't get it. A little fine tuning,

491
00:38:34,151 --> 00:38:35,948
you could have made a solid paycheck.

492
00:38:36,053 --> 00:38:40,251
You could have sold it
to North Korea, China, Iran,

493
00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,953
or gone right to the black market.

494
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:45,961
You look like you got friends
in low places.

495
00:38:46,063 --> 00:38:51,592
You come from a family
of thieves and butchers.

496
00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:55,267
And now, like all guilty men,

497
00:38:56,207 --> 00:38:58,869
you try to rewrite your own history.

498
00:38:59,510 --> 00:39:04,447
And you forget all the lives
the Stark family has destroyed.

499
00:39:05,616 --> 00:39:08,915
Speaking of thieves,
where did you get this design?

500
00:39:08,953 --> 00:39:11,922
My father. Anton Vanko.

501
00:39:13,124 --> 00:39:15,251
Well, I never heard of him.

502
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,056
My father is the reason you're alive.

503
00:39:19,330 --> 00:39:21,321
The reason I'm alive
is 'cause you had a shot, you took it,

504
00:39:21,432 --> 00:39:22,922
you missed.

505
00:39:23,033 --> 00:39:24,227
Did I?

506
00:39:27,138 --> 00:39:29,231
If you can make God bleed,

507
00:39:30,241 --> 00:39:33,142
the people will cease to believe in him.

508
00:39:34,478 --> 00:39:38,847
And there will be blood in the water.
And the sharks will come.

509
00:39:40,851 --> 00:39:45,254
The truth,
all I have to do is sit here and watch

510
00:39:45,356 --> 00:39:47,847
as the world will consume you.

511
00:39:47,892 --> 00:39:49,985
Where will you be watching
the world consume me from?

512
00:39:50,094 --> 00:39:53,996
That's right. A prison cell.
I'll send you a bar of soap.

513
00:39:54,098 --> 00:39:56,362
Hey, Tony. Before you go,

514
00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:59,868
palladium in the chest,
painful way to die.

515
00:40:17,288 --> 00:40:20,780
It's just unbelievable. It proves
that the genie is out of the bottle

516
00:40:20,891 --> 00:40:23,291
and this man has no idea
what he's doing.

517
00:40:23,394 --> 00:40:27,194
He thinks of the Iron Man weapon
as a toy.

518
00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:32,100
I was at a hearing
where Mr Stark, in fact, was adamant

519
00:40:32,203 --> 00:40:35,798
that these suits
can't exist anywhere else,

520
00:40:35,906 --> 00:40:38,397
don't exist anywhere else,
never will exist anywhere else,

521
00:40:38,509 --> 00:40:39,840
at least for five to 10 years,

522
00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:44,540
and here we are in Monaco realising,
''These suits exist now.''

523
00:40:44,648 --> 00:40:45,808
Mute.

524
00:40:48,118 --> 00:40:51,417
He should be giving me a medal.
That's the truth.

525
00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:58,759
-What is that?
-This is your in-flight meal.

526
00:41:01,699 --> 00:41:03,860
Did you just make that?

527
00:41:03,968 --> 00:41:07,369
Yeah. Where do you think I've been
for three hours?

528
00:41:08,372 --> 00:41:09,566
Tony,

529
00:41:11,709 --> 00:41:13,973
what are you not telling me?

530
00:41:17,882 --> 00:41:20,874
I don't want to go home. At all.

531
00:41:23,187 --> 00:41:25,883
Let's cancel my birthday party and...

532
00:41:25,990 --> 00:41:28,515
We're in Europe.
Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.

533
00:41:28,626 --> 00:41:29,820
-Remember?
-Oh, yes.

534
00:41:29,927 --> 00:41:31,792
It's a great place to

535
00:41:34,298 --> 00:41:37,426
-be healthy.
-I don't think this is the right time.

536
00:41:37,501 --> 00:41:39,799
We're in kind of a mess.

537
00:41:39,837 --> 00:41:41,498
Yeah, but maybe that's why
it's the best time.

538
00:41:41,605 --> 00:41:43,596
-'Cause then we...
-Well, I think as the CEO,

539
00:41:43,707 --> 00:41:44,799
I need to show up.

540
00:41:44,909 --> 00:41:49,209
As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.

541
00:41:49,313 --> 00:41:50,610
-A leave?
-A company retreat.

542
00:41:50,714 --> 00:41:53,239
-A retreat? During a time like this?
-Just a ride.

543
00:41:53,350 --> 00:41:56,911
Well, I'm just saying, to recharge
our batteries and figure it all out.

544
00:41:57,021 --> 00:41:59,751
Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.

545
00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:13,782
Hey, there he is.

546
00:44:14,491 --> 00:44:15,958
There he is.

547
00:44:17,861 --> 00:44:21,058
What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.

548
00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:23,155
Oh, goodness gracious.

549
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:26,792
Can we get the handcuffs
off my friend here?

550
00:44:26,904 --> 00:44:30,396
Forgive me, I'm sorry.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.

551
00:44:30,474 --> 00:44:34,274
I didn't want to make
a first impression like this.

552
00:44:34,378 --> 00:44:36,676
He's not an animal. Come on.

553
00:44:37,581 --> 00:44:40,209
He's a human being. Thank you.

554
00:44:45,289 --> 00:44:46,688
We're fine.

555
00:44:48,392 --> 00:44:50,019
My name is Justin Hammer.

556
00:44:50,094 --> 00:44:53,427
I'd like to do some business with you.
Please sit.

557
00:44:57,201 --> 00:44:59,692
Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?

558
00:44:59,737 --> 00:45:03,036
-We have some salmon carpaccio.
-Salmon carpaccio.

559
00:45:04,475 --> 00:45:06,340
Anything you want here, we got it.

560
00:45:06,443 --> 00:45:10,470
I like my dessert first.
I had this flown in from San Francisco.

561
00:45:10,581 --> 00:45:12,446
It's Italian, though.

562
00:45:12,549 --> 00:45:14,346
Organic ice cream.

563
00:45:14,451 --> 00:45:18,353
I got a sweet tooth.
Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.

564
00:45:20,257 --> 00:45:23,055
What I saw you do to Tony Stark
on that track,

565
00:45:23,193 --> 00:45:26,856
how you stepped up to him
in front of God and everybody,

566
00:45:26,897 --> 00:45:29,058
that was... Wow!

567
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,656
You spoke to me with what you did.

568
00:45:30,768 --> 00:45:33,362
And I know that you knew
that I'd be listening.

569
00:45:33,470 --> 00:45:34,994
This is why I couldn't bear
to have you shipped off

570
00:45:35,072 --> 00:45:37,870
to God knows where. It would have been
such a waste of talent.

571
00:45:37,975 --> 00:45:39,306
But if I might make a suggestion,

572
00:45:39,376 --> 00:45:42,106
you know,
you don't just go and try and kill the guy.

573
00:45:42,212 --> 00:45:46,478
I think, if I may, you go after his legacy.

574
00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:48,608
That's what you kill.

575
00:45:48,786 --> 00:45:51,687
You and me,
we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.

576
00:45:51,789 --> 00:45:56,419
The only difference between you and I
is that I have resources.

577
00:45:57,294 --> 00:45:59,694
I think, if I may,

578
00:45:59,797 --> 00:46:02,027
you need my resources.

579
00:46:02,132 --> 00:46:04,726
Someone behind you, a benefactor.

580
00:46:04,835 --> 00:46:06,860
I'd like to be that guy.

581
00:46:18,782 --> 00:46:23,082
Okay. Do you speak English?
Because I can get a translator.

582
00:46:23,153 --> 00:46:25,986
I don't know. Have you been
understanding everything I'm saying?

583
00:46:26,089 --> 00:46:27,488
Very good, man.

584
00:46:27,591 --> 00:46:30,754
-Very good, man.
-Very good, man.

585
00:46:30,861 --> 00:46:31,953
Hey!

586
00:46:33,497 --> 00:46:35,658
-Hey.
-Yes?

587
00:46:35,766 --> 00:46:37,358
I want my bird.

588
00:46:39,369 --> 00:46:43,066
-A bird? You want a bird?
-I want my bird.

589
00:46:43,106 --> 00:46:44,767
I can get you a bird.
I can get you 10 birds.

590
00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:46,399
I want my bird.

591
00:46:46,510 --> 00:46:49,070
Well, okay.
Nothing's impossible. I could...

592
00:46:49,112 --> 00:46:52,775
Are we talking about...
Is this a bird back in Russia?

593
00:46:52,883 --> 00:46:55,909
Yes, but the fundamentals
of the company are still very, very strong

594
00:46:56,019 --> 00:46:57,919
-despite the events in Monaco.
-Yes, of course.

595
00:46:58,021 --> 00:47:01,422
-The AP wants a quote.
-Don't tell him. Fax them...

596
00:47:01,525 --> 00:47:03,015
Where is he?

597
00:47:03,126 --> 00:47:04,923
-He doesn't want to be disturbed.
-He's downstairs.

598
00:47:04,962 --> 00:47:06,429
-...what happened in Monaco?
-Yes, but...

599
00:47:06,530 --> 00:47:09,021
But his continuing erratic behaviour

600
00:47:09,132 --> 00:47:11,225
may lead many people
to ask themselves,

601
00:47:11,335 --> 00:47:13,132
''Can this man still protect us?''

602
00:47:13,270 --> 00:47:16,535
Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
The events in Monaco proved that.

603
00:47:17,841 --> 00:47:22,244
Query complete, sir.
Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist

604
00:47:22,279 --> 00:47:25,271
who defected to the United States
in 1963.

605
00:47:25,382 --> 00:47:29,546
However, he was accused of espionage
and was deported in 1967.

606
00:47:29,653 --> 00:47:32,053
His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,

607
00:47:32,155 --> 00:47:36,854
was convicted of selling Soviet-era
weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,

608
00:47:36,994 --> 00:47:39,462
and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison.

609
00:47:39,563 --> 00:47:41,656
No further records exist.

610
00:47:46,203 --> 00:47:47,864
Tony, you gotta get upstairs

611
00:47:47,971 --> 00:47:50,166
and get on top
of this situation right now.

612
00:47:50,274 --> 00:47:53,266
Listen. I've been on the phone
with the National Guard all day,

613
00:47:54,611 --> 00:47:57,478
trying to talk them out
of rolling tanks up the PCH,

614
00:47:57,514 --> 00:48:00,347
knocking down your front door
and taking these.

615
00:48:00,450 --> 00:48:02,441
They're gonna take your suits,
Tony, okay?

616
00:48:02,552 --> 00:48:04,452
They're sick of the games.

617
00:48:04,554 --> 00:48:07,751
You said nobody else would possess
this technology for 20 years.

618
00:48:07,858 --> 00:48:11,055
Well, guess what?
Somebody else had it yesterday.

619
00:48:11,161 --> 00:48:13,527
It's not theoretical any more.

620
00:48:14,731 --> 00:48:16,722
Are you listening to me?

621
00:48:18,869 --> 00:48:20,530
-Are you okay?
-Let's go.

622
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:27,435
Hey, man. Hey, hey!

623
00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:33,147
-You all right?
-Yeah, I should get to my desk.

624
00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:35,343
-See that cigar box?
-Yeah.

625
00:48:35,752 --> 00:48:37,344
It's palladium.

626
00:48:44,394 --> 00:48:45,861
Is that supposed to be smoking?

627
00:48:45,963 --> 00:48:50,263
If you must know, it's neutron damage.
It's from the reactor wall.

628
00:48:53,971 --> 00:48:56,064
You had this in your body?

629
00:49:00,844 --> 00:49:04,712
And how about the high-tech
crossword puzzle on your neck?

630
00:49:04,815 --> 00:49:06,214
Road rash.

631
00:49:09,619 --> 00:49:10,950
Thank you.

632
00:49:22,432 --> 00:49:25,924
-What are you looking at?
-I'm looking at you.

633
00:49:25,969 --> 00:49:29,029
You wanna do
this whole lone gunslinger act

634
00:49:29,139 --> 00:49:31,130
and it's unnecessary.
You don't have to do this alone.

635
00:49:31,241 --> 00:49:33,436
You know, I wish I could believe that.
I really do.

636
00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:35,772
But you've gotta trust me.

637
00:49:35,946 --> 00:49:39,677
Contrary to popular belief,
I know exactly what I'm doing.

638
00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:50,756
This is where we do it.
This is my humble abode.

639
00:49:50,861 --> 00:49:54,297
You can work in absolute peace.
Must be fun to be dead, right?

640
00:49:54,364 --> 00:49:55,797
No pressure.

641
00:49:55,866 --> 00:49:58,858
Here they are. I'm very excited.
They're combat-ready.

642
00:49:58,969 --> 00:50:00,459
I may have done a few miscalculations

643
00:50:00,504 --> 00:50:02,495
and rushed the prototype
into production.

644
00:50:02,672 --> 00:50:04,469
Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.

645
00:50:04,574 --> 00:50:06,872
Go ahead, take a look around.

646
00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:13,581
You don't wanna do that.

647
00:50:13,683 --> 00:50:15,275
You'll be able to access that

648
00:50:15,385 --> 00:50:17,285
as soon as we generate
some encrypted pass codes.

649
00:50:17,387 --> 00:50:19,480
Can we generate
some encrypted pass codes?

650
00:50:19,589 --> 00:50:22,683
Get some of those
encrypted pass codes, Jack.

651
00:50:23,894 --> 00:50:25,521
Never mind, I...

652
00:50:26,797 --> 00:50:30,096
Wow. Okay. Good stuff.

653
00:50:32,536 --> 00:50:34,902
-Sorry?
-Software shit.

654
00:50:37,107 --> 00:50:38,404
Well...

655
00:50:39,910 --> 00:50:41,309
You're good.

656
00:50:41,545 --> 00:50:44,708
You really blasted in
past the firewall there.

657
00:50:46,016 --> 00:50:48,849
Let me show you where
you're gonna be working primarily.

658
00:50:48,952 --> 00:50:50,920
Go ahead, take a look.

659
00:50:51,822 --> 00:50:54,416
Get a good look at that.
That's something, isn't it?

660
00:50:54,524 --> 00:50:56,515
You know,
those are really just for show and tell.

661
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:01,554
They're $1 25.7 million a pop, so...
Wait! Oh, gosh.

662
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,569
Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here.

663
00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:09,964
That's where the pilot goes.

664
00:51:10,073 --> 00:51:14,066
I'm having a tough time
finding volunteers.

665
00:51:14,211 --> 00:51:17,374
I'll take care of that, just leave it.

666
00:51:17,414 --> 00:51:18,904
What you want them do?

667
00:51:19,082 --> 00:51:24,213
Well, long term, I want them to put me
in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.

668
00:51:24,321 --> 00:51:26,380
I want to make Iron Man
look like an antique.

669
00:51:26,490 --> 00:51:27,582
I wanna go to that Stark Expo,

670
00:51:27,691 --> 00:51:29,591
I wanna take a dump
in Tony's front yard.

671
00:51:29,693 --> 00:51:31,092
You know what I'm talking about?

672
00:51:31,194 --> 00:51:33,321
-I can do that. No problem.
-Yeah?

673
00:51:33,430 --> 00:51:35,591
Hey, fabulous! I love it.

674
00:51:35,699 --> 00:51:38,395
Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
I had a feeling.

675
00:51:48,011 --> 00:51:50,445
Do you know which watch
you'd like to wear tonight, Mr Stark?

676
00:51:50,814 --> 00:51:52,805
I'll give them a look.

677
00:51:55,652 --> 00:51:57,119
I should cancel the party.

678
00:51:58,221 --> 00:51:59,449
-Probably.
-Yeah.

679
00:51:59,556 --> 00:52:02,150
-'Cause it's...
-Ill-timed.

680
00:52:02,259 --> 00:52:03,692
Right, sends the wrong message.

681
00:52:03,793 --> 00:52:05,283
Inappropriate.

682
00:52:11,168 --> 00:52:13,466
Is that dirty enough for you?

683
00:52:14,471 --> 00:52:18,168
Gold face, brown band.
The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.

684
00:52:18,675 --> 00:52:20,165
Bring them over here.

685
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,607
I'll take that. Why don't you...

686
00:52:37,694 --> 00:52:40,026
I gotta say it.
It's hard to get a read on you.

687
00:52:40,297 --> 00:52:42,492
-Where are you from?
-Legal.

688
00:52:45,202 --> 00:52:47,329
Can I ask you a question,
hypothetically?

689
00:52:47,404 --> 00:52:48,701
Bit odd.

690
00:52:49,005 --> 00:52:52,406
If this was your last birthday party
you were ever gonna have,

691
00:52:52,509 --> 00:52:54,033
how would you celebrate it?

692
00:52:56,713 --> 00:53:00,843
I'd do whatever I wanted to do
with whoever I wanted to do it with.

693
00:53:31,514 --> 00:53:33,675
-Good evening.
-Good evening.

694
00:53:34,618 --> 00:53:36,586
Yes, sir, I understand.

695
00:53:37,187 --> 00:53:40,884
No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
I'll handle it.

696
00:53:41,024 --> 00:53:43,322
Sir, I personally guarantee
that within 24 hours,

697
00:53:43,426 --> 00:53:45,223
Iron Man will be back on watch.

698
00:53:52,535 --> 00:53:54,093
Hey, Pepper.

699
00:53:54,404 --> 00:53:56,497
I'm going to go get some air.

700
00:53:56,606 --> 00:53:57,937
What's wrong?

701
00:53:58,742 --> 00:54:01,040
-I don't know what to do.
-You gotta be kidding me.

702
00:54:07,183 --> 00:54:09,845
-That's it. I'm making... Pepper.
-No, no, no. Don't call anyone.

703
00:54:09,886 --> 00:54:11,854
This is ridiculous.
I just stuck my neck out for this guy.

704
00:54:11,888 --> 00:54:13,150
I know. I know. I get it.

705
00:54:13,256 --> 00:54:14,484
I'm gonna handle it, okay?
Just let me handle it.

706
00:54:14,557 --> 00:54:17,549
Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.

707
00:54:18,695 --> 00:54:20,356
You know, the question
I get asked most often is,

708
00:54:20,463 --> 00:54:22,954
''Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
in the suit?''

709
00:54:26,403 --> 00:54:27,802
Just like that.

710
00:54:31,474 --> 00:54:34,409
Does this guy know
how to throw a party or what?

711
00:54:38,081 --> 00:54:39,105
I love you.

712
00:54:39,282 --> 00:54:41,876
Unbelievable! Thank you so much.

713
00:54:41,985 --> 00:54:45,921
Tony, we all thank you so much
for such a wonderful night.

714
00:54:46,022 --> 00:54:50,015
And we're gonna say good night now,
and thank you all for coming.

715
00:54:50,093 --> 00:54:51,287
No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait.

716
00:54:51,428 --> 00:54:53,191
We didn't have the cake.
We didn't blow out the candles.

717
00:54:53,296 --> 00:54:56,094
You're out of control, okay?
Trust me on this one, okay?

718
00:54:56,199 --> 00:54:58,497
-You're out of control, gorgeous.
-It's time to go to bed. It's time.

719
00:54:58,601 --> 00:54:59,693
-Give me another smooch.
-You're not going to be

720
00:54:59,803 --> 00:55:00,929
-happy about this.
-Come on, you know you want to.

721
00:55:01,037 --> 00:55:02,368
You just peed the suit.

722
00:55:02,472 --> 00:55:03,939
-I know. It has a filtration system.
-It's not sexy.

723
00:55:04,074 --> 00:55:05,439
You could drink that water.

724
00:55:05,942 --> 00:55:09,139
Just send everybody home, okay?
It's time to...

725
00:55:09,245 --> 00:55:10,940
-If you say so.
-Okay.

726
00:55:11,081 --> 00:55:13,242
I'll take this, you take that.

727
00:55:14,651 --> 00:55:16,243
Pepper Potts.

728
00:55:17,587 --> 00:55:19,077
She's right. The party's over.

729
00:55:19,189 --> 00:55:22,158
Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago.

730
00:55:22,258 --> 00:55:25,750
The after-party starts in 15 minutes.

731
00:55:29,366 --> 00:55:33,496
And if anybody, Pepper,
doesn't like it, there's the door.

732
00:55:39,976 --> 00:55:41,375
Yeah!

733
00:55:45,715 --> 00:55:46,977
Hit!

734
00:55:54,190 --> 00:56:05,761
Pull!

735
00:56:14,844 --> 00:56:16,971
I think she wants the Gallagher!

736
00:56:26,356 --> 00:56:28,256
I'm only gonna say this once.

737
00:56:31,761 --> 00:56:33,092
Get out.

738
00:56:39,602 --> 00:56:42,662
You don't deserve to wear one of these.
Shut it down!

739
00:56:44,307 --> 00:56:45,467
Goldstein.

740
00:56:46,776 --> 00:56:47,970
Yes, Mr Stark?

741
00:56:48,077 --> 00:56:51,274
Give me a phat beat
to beat my buddy's ass to.

742
00:56:55,084 --> 00:56:57,075
I told you to shut it down.

743
00:57:07,530 --> 00:57:11,125
Now, put that thing back where
you found it before someone gets hurt.

744
00:57:17,841 --> 00:57:19,138
Really?

745
00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:30,477
Sorry, pal,
but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.

746
00:57:31,087 --> 00:57:33,351
Sidekick this!

747
00:57:41,865 --> 00:57:43,355
Had enough?

748
00:57:44,267 --> 00:57:45,757
-Natalie!
-Miss Potts.

749
00:57:45,869 --> 00:57:47,962
Don't you ''Miss Potts'' me! I'm on to you.

750
00:57:48,071 --> 00:57:50,062
You know what?
Ever since you came here...

751
00:57:53,810 --> 00:57:54,868
Pepper!

752
00:57:56,379 --> 00:57:57,710
Get out of here. Get out of here.

753
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,718
You want it? Take it!

754
00:58:47,964 --> 00:58:49,158
Put your hand down.

755
00:58:49,265 --> 00:58:51,460
You think you got what it takes
to wear that suit?

756
00:58:51,568 --> 00:58:52,865
We don't have to do this, Tony.

757
00:58:53,169 --> 00:58:54,796
You wanna be the War Machine,
take your shot.

758
00:58:54,904 --> 00:58:56,769
-Put it down!
-You gonna take a shot?

759
00:58:56,806 --> 00:58:58,068
-Put it down!
-No!

760
00:58:58,174 --> 00:58:59,607
-Drop it, Tony!
-Take it.

761
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:13,080
Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant
Colonel James Rhodes,

762
01:00:13,182 --> 01:00:16,379
inbound from three miles east
at 5,000 feet...

763
01:01:00,763 --> 01:01:02,094
Colonel.

764
01:01:03,066 --> 01:01:04,294
Major.

765
01:01:05,068 --> 01:01:06,160
Wow.

766
01:01:07,403 --> 01:01:08,700
Yeah.

767
01:01:10,573 --> 01:01:12,473
Let's take it inside.

768
01:01:12,575 --> 01:01:14,065
Clear the area.

769
01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:38,027
Sir!

770
01:01:38,134 --> 01:01:40,602
I'm gonna have to ask you
to exit the doughnut.

771
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,801
I told you I don't wanna join
your super-secret boy band.

772
01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:51,339
No, no, no. See, I remember,
you do everything yourself.

773
01:01:51,447 --> 01:01:54,644
-How's that working out for you?
-It's... It's... It's...

774
01:01:56,152 --> 01:01:57,517
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.

775
01:01:57,620 --> 01:01:59,349
Do I look at the patch or the eye?

776
01:02:00,456 --> 01:02:01,548
Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.

777
01:02:01,591 --> 01:02:03,957
I'm not sure if you're real
or if I'm having...

778
01:02:04,060 --> 01:02:06,085
I am very real.

779
01:02:06,195 --> 01:02:08,186
I'm the realest person
you're ever gonna meet.

780
01:02:08,698 --> 01:02:11,963
-Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
-That's not looking so good.

781
01:02:12,702 --> 01:02:14,693
I've been worse.

782
01:02:16,372 --> 01:02:17,396
We've secured the perimeter,

783
01:02:17,507 --> 01:02:20,374
but I don't think we should
hold it for too much longer.

784
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:26,813
-You're fired.
-That's not up to you.

785
01:02:27,517 --> 01:02:30,782
Tony, I want you to meet
Agent Romanoff.

786
01:02:30,820 --> 01:02:31,980
-Hi.
-I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.

787
01:02:32,021 --> 01:02:34,683
Once we knew you were ill,
I was tasked to you by Director Fury.

788
01:02:34,791 --> 01:02:36,588
I suggest you apologise.

789
01:02:36,692 --> 01:02:38,216
You've been very busy.

790
01:02:38,294 --> 01:02:41,593
You made your girl your CEO,
you're giving away all your stuff.

791
01:02:41,631 --> 01:02:44,623
You let your friend
fly away with your suit.

792
01:02:44,734 --> 01:02:46,099
Now, if I didn't know better...

793
01:02:46,202 --> 01:02:48,193
You don't know better.
I didn't give it to him. He took it.

794
01:02:48,304 --> 01:02:50,932
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?

795
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:54,237
You're Iron Man and he just took it?

796
01:02:54,343 --> 01:02:57,107
The little brother walked in there,
kicked your ass and took your suit?

797
01:02:57,213 --> 01:02:58,407
Is that possible?

798
01:02:58,514 --> 01:03:01,074
Well, according to Mr Stark's
database security guidelines,

799
01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:04,142
there are redundancies
to prevent unauthorised usage.

800
01:03:06,956 --> 01:03:09,584
-What do you want from me?
-What do we want from you?

801
01:03:09,659 --> 01:03:11,559
What do you want from me?

802
01:03:11,661 --> 01:03:15,290
You have become a problem,
a problem I have to deal with.

803
01:03:15,398 --> 01:03:18,663
Contrary to your belief,
you are not the centre of my universe.

804
01:03:18,768 --> 01:03:21,760
I have bigger problems than you
in the southwest region to deal with.

805
01:03:21,871 --> 01:03:22,895
Hit him.

806
01:03:24,106 --> 01:03:27,473
Oh, God, are you gonna
steal my kidney and sell it?

807
01:03:27,910 --> 01:03:30,879
Could you please not do anything awful
for five seconds?

808
01:03:31,414 --> 01:03:35,077
-What did she just do to me?
-What did we just do for you?

809
01:03:35,184 --> 01:03:37,584
That's lithium dioxide.
It's gonna take the edge off.

810
01:03:37,687 --> 01:03:39,518
We're trying to get you back to work.

811
01:03:39,589 --> 01:03:41,682
Give me a couple of boxes of that.
I'll be right as rain.

812
01:03:41,791 --> 01:03:43,691
It's not a cure,
it just abates the symptoms.

813
01:03:43,793 --> 01:03:46,284
Doesn't look like it's gonna be
an easy fix.

814
01:03:46,395 --> 01:03:48,590
Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.

815
01:03:48,698 --> 01:03:51,030
I've been looking for a suitable
replacement for palladium.

816
01:03:51,133 --> 01:03:55,536
I've tried every combination, every
permutation of every known element.

817
01:03:55,638 --> 01:03:58,698
Well, I'm here to tell you,
you haven't tried them all.

818
01:04:00,209 --> 01:04:03,235
Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.

819
01:04:03,346 --> 01:04:04,870
Candygram.

820
01:04:09,085 --> 01:04:10,552
I brought you something.

821
01:04:11,153 --> 01:04:12,882
Oh, yeah.

822
01:04:15,458 --> 01:04:17,255
We got you the bird, pal.

823
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:18,691
This is not my bird.

824
01:04:19,161 --> 01:04:21,186
What do you mean?
That's the bird. This is the bird.

825
01:04:21,297 --> 01:04:24,061
Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings
to get this bird.

826
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,463
This is a great bird.

827
01:04:25,568 --> 01:04:28,162
-It's a beautiful bird.
-We got this all the way from Russia.

828
01:04:28,271 --> 01:04:30,705
Hey, man, this not my bird.

829
01:04:33,075 --> 01:04:36,977
Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.

830
01:04:37,079 --> 01:04:39,877
I mean, you know, look,
don't get so attached to things.

831
01:04:39,982 --> 01:04:41,677
Learn to let go.

832
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,911
Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?

833
01:04:47,490 --> 01:04:50,584
Is that... That's not a helmet.
What is that?

834
01:04:59,101 --> 01:05:02,559
Ivan... What's this? Jack.

835
01:05:03,539 --> 01:05:05,632
Is that a helmet?
It doesn't look like a helmet to me.

836
01:05:05,675 --> 01:05:08,269
How... How are you supposed
to get a head in there?

837
01:05:08,344 --> 01:05:10,175
-Jack, could you put your head in there?
-No.

838
01:05:10,279 --> 01:05:13,476
Try to put your head in there.
Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.

839
01:05:13,582 --> 01:05:16,244
See, Ivan?
He can't put his head in there.

840
01:05:16,352 --> 01:05:20,755
That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head.
I need to put a guy in there.

841
01:05:20,790 --> 01:05:24,157
I need to fit a person in that suit.
You understand?

842
01:05:24,493 --> 01:05:26,654
-Drone better.
-What? Drone better?

843
01:05:26,762 --> 01:05:29,287
Why is drone better?
Why is drone better?

844
01:05:29,398 --> 01:05:31,195
People make problem.

845
01:05:31,267 --> 01:05:33,167
Trust me. Drone better.

846
01:05:33,602 --> 01:05:37,766
Ivan, you know, I like you.
I got you the bird.

847
01:05:38,674 --> 01:05:40,505
You said, ''No problem.''

848
01:05:40,576 --> 01:05:43,511
That's what you said to me.
You said, ''No problem.''

849
01:05:43,579 --> 01:05:46,377
Now I need suits.
The government wants suits.

850
01:05:46,482 --> 01:05:48,473
Like Iron Man. You understand?

851
01:05:48,584 --> 01:05:51,678
That's what the people want.
That's what's gonna make them happy.

852
01:05:52,521 --> 01:05:53,886
Hey, man.

853
01:05:55,391 --> 01:05:57,985
Don't get too attached to things.

854
01:05:58,694 --> 01:06:00,321
Learn to let go.

855
01:06:03,432 --> 01:06:06,424
These drones
better steal the show, Ivan.

856
01:06:07,069 --> 01:06:10,470
You understand?
Better rock my world, Ivan.

857
01:06:20,082 --> 01:06:21,743
Unbelievable.

858
01:06:22,251 --> 01:06:24,879
This ought to get the Senate off my ass.

859
01:06:24,987 --> 01:06:28,354
-It's functional?
-Fully mission-capable.

860
01:06:28,758 --> 01:06:32,159
Good. Get Hammer down here
to weaponize it.

861
01:06:33,162 --> 01:06:34,151
Sir?

862
01:06:34,263 --> 01:06:36,857
Justin Hammer's making
a weapons presentation at the Expo.

863
01:06:36,966 --> 01:06:38,593
We'd like this to introduce it.

864
01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:40,259
Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...

865
01:06:40,369 --> 01:06:43,167
Colonel, the world needs
to see this fast.

866
01:06:43,205 --> 01:06:46,265
-We've got to make this happen.
-Yes, General, but...

867
01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,366
It's also an order.

868
01:06:48,778 --> 01:06:50,075
Yes, sir.

869
01:06:50,479 --> 01:06:53,915
Good work, Colonel.
You've made your country proud.

870
01:06:53,983 --> 01:06:55,610
Thank you, sir.

871
01:07:01,724 --> 01:07:05,455
That thing in your chest
is based on unfinished technology.

872
01:07:05,528 --> 01:07:06,552
No, it was finished.

873
01:07:06,662 --> 01:07:10,826
It has never been particularly effective
until I miniaturised it and put it in my...

874
01:07:10,866 --> 01:07:13,027
No. Howard said the arc reactor

875
01:07:13,135 --> 01:07:14,830
was the stepping stone
to something greater.

876
01:07:14,937 --> 01:07:19,431
He was about to kick off an energy race
that was gonna dwarf the arms race.

877
01:07:19,942 --> 01:07:21,068
He was on to something big,

878
01:07:21,143 --> 01:07:24,635
something so big that it was gonna
make the nuclear reactor

879
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:26,671
look like a triple-A battery.

880
01:07:26,782 --> 01:07:29,273
Just him,
or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?

881
01:07:29,385 --> 01:07:32,445
Anton Vanko
is the other side of that coin.

882
01:07:32,555 --> 01:07:34,580
Anton saw it as a way to get rich.

883
01:07:34,657 --> 01:07:37,057
When your father found out,
he had him deported.

884
01:07:37,159 --> 01:07:39,059
When the Russians found out
he couldn't deliver,

885
01:07:39,161 --> 01:07:40,685
they shipped his ass off to Siberia

886
01:07:40,763 --> 01:07:43,561
and he spent the next 20 years
in a vodka-fuelled rage.

887
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:46,159
Not quite the environment
you want to raise a kid in,

888
01:07:46,268 --> 01:07:50,364
the son you had the misfortune
of crossing paths with in Monaco.

889
01:07:50,773 --> 01:07:52,070
You told me I hadn't tried everything.

890
01:07:52,174 --> 01:07:54,369
What do you mean I haven't
tried everything? What haven't I tried?

891
01:07:54,477 --> 01:07:58,709
He said that you were the only person
with the means and knowledge

892
01:07:58,881 --> 01:08:00,815
to finish what he started.

893
01:08:00,850 --> 01:08:02,340
He said that?

894
01:08:02,518 --> 01:08:05,146
Are you that guy? Are you?

895
01:08:05,254 --> 01:08:10,556
'Cause if you are, then you can solve
the riddle of your heart.

896
01:08:14,864 --> 01:08:16,331
I don't know
where you get your information,

897
01:08:16,432 --> 01:08:18,627
but he wasn't my biggest fan.

898
01:08:18,734 --> 01:08:20,099
What do you remember
about your dad?

899
01:08:20,236 --> 01:08:21,931
He was cold, he was calculating.

900
01:08:22,037 --> 01:08:24,733
He never told me he loved me.
He never even told me he liked me,

901
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,432
so it's a little tough for me to digest

902
01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:28,942
when you're telling me he said
the whole future was riding on me

903
01:08:29,044 --> 01:08:32,036
and he's passing it down.
I don't get that.

904
01:08:32,081 --> 01:08:33,343
You're talking about a guy
whose happiest day

905
01:08:33,449 --> 01:08:34,939
was when he shipped me
off to boarding school.

906
01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:36,074
That's not true.

907
01:08:36,185 --> 01:08:38,847
Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
better than I did.

908
01:08:39,288 --> 01:08:42,951
As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.

909
01:08:43,058 --> 01:08:44,184
What?

910
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,853
-I got a 2:00.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

911
01:08:46,896 --> 01:08:48,454
-What's this?
-Okay, you're good, right?

912
01:08:48,564 --> 01:08:50,293
-No, I'm not good.
-You got this? Right? Right?

913
01:08:50,366 --> 01:08:52,266
Got what? I don't even know
what I'm supposed to get.

914
01:08:52,368 --> 01:08:55,599
Natasha will remain a floater at Stark
with her cover intact.

915
01:08:55,671 --> 01:08:58,606
-You remember Agent Coulson, right?
-Yeah.

916
01:08:59,008 --> 01:09:00,441
And Tony,

917
01:09:01,710 --> 01:09:04,702
remember, I got my eye on you.

918
01:09:10,753 --> 01:09:14,018
We've disabled all communications.
No contact with the outside world.

919
01:09:14,123 --> 01:09:15,522
Good luck.

920
01:09:19,562 --> 01:09:20,824
Please.

921
01:09:21,430 --> 01:09:24,627
First thing, I need a little bodywork.
I'll put in a little time at the lab.

922
01:09:24,733 --> 01:09:26,860
If we could send one of your goon squad
down to The Coffee Bean,

923
01:09:26,969 --> 01:09:29,529
Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run,
or something like that, that'd be nice.

924
01:09:29,638 --> 01:09:30,764
I'm not here for that.

925
01:09:30,839 --> 01:09:32,329
I've been authorised by Director Fury

926
01:09:32,441 --> 01:09:34,841
to use any means necessary
to keep you on premises.

927
01:09:34,944 --> 01:09:37,572
If you attempt to leave
or play any games,

928
01:09:37,646 --> 01:09:40,877
I will tase you and watch Supernanny
while you drool into the carpet.

929
01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:43,248
-Okay?
-I think I got it, yeah.

930
01:09:43,285 --> 01:09:45,150
Enjoy your evening's entertainment.

931
01:10:11,580 --> 01:10:13,172
Think this is the power source?

932
01:10:13,282 --> 01:10:18,083
Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
Let's just focus on arming it, all right?

933
01:10:19,188 --> 01:10:20,519
Yes, sir.

934
01:10:20,990 --> 01:10:22,218
Oh, yes!

935
01:10:22,658 --> 01:10:24,592
Oh, yes, yes, yes.

936
01:10:24,660 --> 01:10:26,423
Is it my birthday?

937
01:10:26,695 --> 01:10:30,131
You got it.
What did you do? What did you do?

938
01:10:33,302 --> 01:10:36,100
-Is this what I think it is?
-Yes, it is.

939
01:10:36,171 --> 01:10:39,299
Hammer, I want to know
what you're gonna do for us.

940
01:10:39,441 --> 01:10:40,931
What am I going to do for you?

941
01:10:41,043 --> 01:10:43,807
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
is I'm gonna upgrade your software.

942
01:10:44,146 --> 01:10:47,138
-And then, second, I think I should...
-That's not what I'm talking about.

943
01:10:47,249 --> 01:10:49,615
I'm talking about firepower.

944
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:53,179
Well, you're talking to the right guy.

945
01:10:54,456 --> 01:10:57,755
Claridge Hi-Tec,
semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.

946
01:10:59,061 --> 01:11:01,359
Too downtown? I agree.

947
01:11:01,864 --> 01:11:04,128
M24 shotgun, pump action.

948
01:11:04,767 --> 01:11:06,064
Five-round magazine.

949
01:11:06,135 --> 01:11:07,466
You know what? You're not a hunter.

950
01:11:07,569 --> 01:11:09,628
What am I talking about?
I'm getting rid of it.

951
01:11:09,772 --> 01:11:12,172
This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.

952
01:11:12,274 --> 01:11:14,572
They do make something
better than waffles.

953
01:11:15,411 --> 01:11:17,572
It's beautiful, but I can tell
this isn't disco enough for you,

954
01:11:17,613 --> 01:11:18,910
so I'm gonna put it right here.

955
01:11:18,981 --> 01:11:22,075
You're looking at
a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.

956
01:11:22,117 --> 01:11:25,177
Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.

957
01:11:25,421 --> 01:11:26,786
You're tough.

958
01:11:26,889 --> 01:11:29,380
Let me tell you something.
Size does matter.

959
01:11:29,425 --> 01:11:30,915
Don't let anyone tell you different.

960
01:11:31,393 --> 01:11:34,658
This is an M1 34 7.62 Minigun.

961
01:11:34,730 --> 01:11:38,188
Six individual barrels.
The torso taker, powder maker.

962
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:40,393
Our boys in uniform call it
Uncle Gazpacho,

963
01:11:40,502 --> 01:11:42,902
or Puff the Magic Dragon.

964
01:11:45,908 --> 01:11:47,000
Okay.

965
01:11:48,911 --> 01:11:52,677
These are the Cubans, baby.
This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.

966
01:11:54,350 --> 01:11:56,318
This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle

967
01:11:56,352 --> 01:12:00,584
with a secondary
cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.

968
01:12:01,190 --> 01:12:04,682
It's capable of busting the bunker
under the bunker you just busted.

969
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,955
If it were any smarter,
it would write a book.

970
01:12:07,062 --> 01:12:10,463
A book that would make Ulysses
look like it was written in crayon.

971
01:12:11,066 --> 01:12:12,260
It would read it to you.

972
01:12:12,968 --> 01:12:14,458
This is my Eiffel Tower.

973
01:12:17,706 --> 01:12:20,800
It's completely elegant.
It's bafflingly beautiful.

974
01:12:20,876 --> 01:12:25,575
It's capable of reducing the population
of any standing structure to zero.

975
01:12:26,682 --> 01:12:28,616
I call it the Ex-Wife.

976
01:12:33,722 --> 01:12:35,656
That's the best I got.

977
01:12:40,796 --> 01:12:42,423
Are we gonna do this?
Give me something here.

978
01:12:42,498 --> 01:12:46,491
-You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.
-I think I'll take it.

979
01:12:46,802 --> 01:12:49,430
-Which one?
-All of it.

980
01:12:51,407 --> 01:12:52,431
All of it.

981
01:13:29,812 --> 01:13:33,475
Everything is achievable
through technology.

982
01:13:33,715 --> 01:13:36,081
Better living, robust health

983
01:13:36,185 --> 01:13:42,021
and for the first time in human history,
the possibility of world peace.

984
01:13:42,524 --> 01:13:43,786
I'm Howard Stark,

985
01:13:43,892 --> 01:13:47,885
and everything you'll need for the future
can be found right here.

986
01:13:47,996 --> 01:13:50,988
City of the Future?
City of Tomorrow? City of...

987
01:13:56,839 --> 01:13:57,999
I'm Howard Stark,

988
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,942
and everything you'll need in the future
can be found right here.

989
01:14:01,977 --> 01:14:04,844
So, from all of us at Stark lndustries,

990
01:14:04,947 --> 01:14:07,245
I would like to personally...

991
01:14:07,850 --> 01:14:10,080
Tony, what are you doing back there?
What is that?

992
01:14:10,185 --> 01:14:13,780
Put that back.
Put it back where you got it from.

993
01:14:14,056 --> 01:14:16,183
Where's your mother? Maria?

994
01:14:16,592 --> 01:14:18,560
Go on. Go, go, go, go.

995
01:14:20,863 --> 01:14:23,058
All right, I think we got...

996
01:14:23,365 --> 01:14:25,196
I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...

997
01:14:29,171 --> 01:14:31,071
Are you waiting on me?

998
01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:37,471
So, from all of us at Stark lndustries,
I'd like to personally show you

999
01:14:38,213 --> 01:14:39,305
my ass.

1000
01:14:39,381 --> 01:14:41,474
I'd like to... I can't... This is...

1001
01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,881
I can't... We have this, don't we?

1002
01:14:44,019 --> 01:14:46,988
This is a ridiculous way...

1003
01:14:47,422 --> 01:14:48,912
Everything

1004
01:14:49,925 --> 01:14:51,415
is achievable

1005
01:14:52,194 --> 01:14:54,094
through technology.

1006
01:15:06,542 --> 01:15:07,634
Tony?

1007
01:15:07,743 --> 01:15:09,643
You're too young
to understand this right now,

1008
01:15:09,745 --> 01:15:12,737
so I thought
I would put it on film for you.

1009
01:15:14,550 --> 01:15:16,381
I built this for you.

1010
01:15:17,386 --> 01:15:19,980
And someday you'll realise
that it represents a whole lot more

1011
01:15:20,088 --> 01:15:24,081
than just people's inventions.
It represents my life's work.

1012
01:15:25,260 --> 01:15:27,592
This is the key to the future.

1013
01:15:30,566 --> 01:15:35,367
I'm limited by the technology of my time,
but one day you'll figure this out.

1014
01:15:36,271 --> 01:15:37,966
And when you do,

1015
01:15:38,874 --> 01:15:40,967
you will change the world.

1016
01:15:42,411 --> 01:15:46,370
What is and always will be
my greatest creation

1017
01:15:48,784 --> 01:15:50,115
is you.

1018
01:16:11,073 --> 01:16:13,871
-$6. Six.
-I don't have any dough.

1019
01:16:13,942 --> 01:16:15,534
-Here.
-No, sir, that's too much.

1020
01:16:15,644 --> 01:16:16,770
No, it's fine. Take that.

1021
01:16:16,945 --> 01:16:18,936
-It's fine.
-No, seAor.

1022
01:16:19,147 --> 01:16:22,139
Take it. Take it.
I don't like people handing me things.

1023
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:24,150
If you just drop that there,
that'd be great.

1024
01:16:24,453 --> 01:16:27,081
-Are you Iron Man?
-Sometimes.

1025
01:16:27,255 --> 01:16:28,950
We believe in you.

1026
01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:32,154
It was an illegal seizure
of trademark property.

1027
01:16:32,561 --> 01:16:33,653
-Miss Potts?
-Relax.

1028
01:16:33,762 --> 01:16:34,854
-Mr Stark...
-Is here.

1029
01:16:34,896 --> 01:16:36,761
-He refuses...
-I don't. It's fine.

1030
01:16:36,865 --> 01:16:39,390
-I'll just be a second.
-Listen, it's our position

1031
01:16:39,501 --> 01:16:41,765
that Stark has and continues to maintain

1032
01:16:41,870 --> 01:16:44,566
proprietary ownership
of the Mark II platform.

1033
01:16:44,673 --> 01:16:47,471
When Mr Stark announced
he was indeed Iron Man,

1034
01:16:47,509 --> 01:16:49,670
-he was making a promise to America.
-No, the suit belongs to us.

1035
01:16:49,811 --> 01:16:51,676
We trusted that he would look out for us.

1036
01:16:51,813 --> 01:16:53,872
-Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
-He obviously did not.

1037
01:16:53,982 --> 01:16:56,280
-And now we learn that his secretary...
-Yes, it does.

1038
01:16:56,385 --> 01:16:58,683
...a woman named
Virginia ''Pepper'' Potts,

1039
01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:01,448
has been appointed
as CEO of Stark lndustries.

1040
01:17:01,556 --> 01:17:03,046
What are her qualifications?

1041
01:17:03,158 --> 01:17:04,216
-No.
-Ms Potts is doing

1042
01:17:04,326 --> 01:17:05,520
nothing to manage this terrible...

1043
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,050
-Mute.
-No...

1044
01:17:07,929 --> 01:17:09,920
Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.

1045
01:17:10,032 --> 01:17:12,432
Don't tell me that we have
the best patent laWyers in the country

1046
01:17:12,534 --> 01:17:14,627
and then not let me pursue this.

1047
01:17:15,037 --> 01:17:16,061
I'll get this stuff out of here.

1048
01:17:16,171 --> 01:17:19,038
Well, then, tell the President
to sign an order.

1049
01:17:19,841 --> 01:17:21,240
We'll talk about it at the Expo.

1050
01:17:21,343 --> 01:17:24,335
Hammer's giving some presentation
tomorrow evening.

1051
01:17:24,446 --> 01:17:27,347
-Will Tony Stark be there?
-Will I?

1052
01:17:27,949 --> 01:17:30,179
-No, he will not. Bye.
-I would like to be.

1053
01:17:31,486 --> 01:17:32,544
-Got a minute?
-No.

1054
01:17:32,654 --> 01:17:35,350
Come on, you just got off the phone.
You're fine, 30 seconds.

1055
01:17:36,858 --> 01:17:39,156
Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.

1056
01:17:39,261 --> 01:17:40,888
I was just driving over here,

1057
01:17:40,962 --> 01:17:43,453
and I thought I was coming
to basically apologise, but I'm not.

1058
01:17:43,565 --> 01:17:46,295
-You didn't come here to apologise?
-Look, that goes without saying,

1059
01:17:46,401 --> 01:17:47,959
and I'm working on that.

1060
01:17:48,070 --> 01:17:52,063
But I haven't been
entirely upfront with you,

1061
01:17:52,174 --> 01:17:53,300
and I just want to try to make good.

1062
01:17:53,408 --> 01:17:55,774
Can I move this? This is crazy.

1063
01:17:55,877 --> 01:17:56,901
It's like a Ferris wheel going.

1064
01:17:57,079 --> 01:17:58,171
-I'm trying to get some...
-No.

1065
01:18:00,849 --> 01:18:03,215
Do you know how short life is?

1066
01:18:03,318 --> 01:18:06,344
And if I never got to express...

1067
01:18:06,455 --> 01:18:09,117
And by the way,
this is somewhat revelatory to me.

1068
01:18:09,224 --> 01:18:11,624
And I don't care...
I mean, I care. It would be nice.

1069
01:18:11,727 --> 01:18:13,354
I'm not expecting you to...

1070
01:18:13,462 --> 01:18:14,622
Look, here's what I'm trying to say.

1071
01:18:14,730 --> 01:18:16,561
-I'm just gonna say it.
-Let me stop you right here, okay?

1072
01:18:16,665 --> 01:18:19,133
Because if you say ''I'' one more time,

1073
01:18:19,234 --> 01:18:22,032
I'm gonna actually hurl something
at your head, I think.

1074
01:18:22,571 --> 01:18:24,471
I am trying to run a company.

1075
01:18:24,573 --> 01:18:27,133
-Do you have any idea what that entails?
-Yes.

1076
01:18:27,242 --> 01:18:30,234
People are relying on you to be Iron Man
and you've disappeared,

1077
01:18:30,345 --> 01:18:33,678
and all I'm doing is putting out your fires
and taking the heat for it.

1078
01:18:36,251 --> 01:18:39,743
I am trying to do the job
that you were meant to do.

1079
01:18:43,558 --> 01:18:45,856
Did you bring me strawberries?

1080
01:18:46,962 --> 01:18:50,363
Did you know that there's only
one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?

1081
01:18:50,465 --> 01:18:52,763
Allergic to strawberries.

1082
01:18:55,303 --> 01:18:56,292
This is progress, Pepper.

1083
01:18:56,471 --> 01:18:59,167
I knew there was a correlation
between you and this.

1084
01:19:00,075 --> 01:19:01,235
-I need you...
-I need you, too.

1085
01:19:01,309 --> 01:19:04,005
-...to leave now.
-That's what I'm trying to...

1086
01:19:09,217 --> 01:19:10,616
Ms Potts?

1087
01:19:11,219 --> 01:19:14,552
-Hi, come on in.
-Wheels up in 25 minutes.

1088
01:19:15,123 --> 01:19:16,420
Thank you.

1089
01:19:18,226 --> 01:19:19,716
-Anything else, boss?
-I'm good, Hap.

1090
01:19:19,761 --> 01:19:22,924
No, I'll be just...another minute.

1091
01:19:23,932 --> 01:19:25,524
I lost both the kids in the divorce.

1092
01:19:29,838 --> 01:19:30,862
No.

1093
01:19:33,041 --> 01:19:38,138
Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
Here at Stark Enterprises?

1094
01:19:39,347 --> 01:19:41,577
Your name is Natalie, isn't it?

1095
01:19:41,650 --> 01:19:44,585
I thought you two didn't get along.

1096
01:19:44,653 --> 01:19:47,986
-No. That's not so.
-It's just me you don't care for.

1097
01:19:48,156 --> 01:19:50,590
-No? Nothing?
-Actually, while you're here,

1098
01:19:50,659 --> 01:19:53,753
maybe you and Natalie could discuss
the matter of the personal belongings.

1099
01:19:53,862 --> 01:19:55,295
Absolutely.

1100
01:20:01,770 --> 01:20:02,759
I'm surprised
you can keep your mouth shut.

1101
01:20:02,871 --> 01:20:03,963
Boy, you're good.

1102
01:20:04,072 --> 01:20:06,597
You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.
How do you do it?

1103
01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:08,573
You just tear things...
You're a triple impostor.

1104
01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:10,874
I've never seen anything like you.
Is there anything real about you?

1105
01:20:11,012 --> 01:20:12,070
Do you even speak Latin?

1106
01:20:14,216 --> 01:20:16,878
Which means? Wait. What?
What did you just say?

1107
01:20:16,985 --> 01:20:20,216
It means you can either drive yourself
home or I can have you collected.

1108
01:20:21,823 --> 01:20:23,222
You're good.

1109
01:21:22,984 --> 01:21:25,680
Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form
a digital wire frame?

1110
01:21:25,787 --> 01:21:28,278
I need a manipulatable projection.

1111
01:21:35,597 --> 01:21:39,124
1974 Stark Expo
model scan complete, sir.

1112
01:21:41,403 --> 01:21:43,200
How many buildings are there?

1113
01:21:43,338 --> 01:21:45,738
Am I to include
the Belgian waffle stands?

1114
01:21:45,840 --> 01:21:48,400
That was rhetorical. Just show me.

1115
01:22:01,156 --> 01:22:05,752
What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
Not unlike an atom.

1116
01:22:05,794 --> 01:22:09,286
In which case the nucleus
would be here.

1117
01:22:10,365 --> 01:22:12,458
Highlight the unisphere.

1118
01:22:21,276 --> 01:22:26,304
-Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
-What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?

1119
01:22:26,381 --> 01:22:28,212
I'm discovering... Correction.

1120
01:22:28,383 --> 01:22:32,319
I'm rediscovering a new element,
I believe.

1121
01:22:33,088 --> 01:22:36,114
Lose the landscaping,
the shrubbery, the trees.

1122
01:22:36,191 --> 01:22:38,523
Parking lots, exits, entrances.

1123
01:22:43,331 --> 01:22:49,327
Structure the protons and the neutrons
using the pavilions as a framework.

1124
01:22:52,407 --> 01:22:53,601
Dad.

1125
01:23:14,763 --> 01:23:19,564
Dead for almost 20 years,
and still taking me to school.

1126
01:23:25,774 --> 01:23:30,370
The proposed element should serve
as a viable replacement for palladium.

1127
01:23:30,478 --> 01:23:31,502
Thanks, Dad.

1128
01:23:31,613 --> 01:23:34,878
Unfortunately, it is impossible
to synthesise.

1129
01:23:39,421 --> 01:23:42,982
Get ready for a major remodel, fellas.
We're back in hardware mode.

1130
01:24:30,271 --> 01:24:32,569
-I heard you broke the perimeter.
-Yeah.

1131
01:24:33,174 --> 01:24:35,074
That was, like, three years ago.
Where you been?

1132
01:24:35,176 --> 01:24:39,169
-I was doing some stuff.
-Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.

1133
01:24:39,314 --> 01:24:41,282
Hey, I'm playing for
the home team, Coulson,

1134
01:24:41,382 --> 01:24:43,407
you and all your
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

1135
01:24:43,518 --> 01:24:45,315
Now, are you gonna let me work
or break my balls?

1136
01:24:47,689 --> 01:24:49,680
What's this doing here?

1137
01:24:51,493 --> 01:24:52,517
That's it.

1138
01:24:53,828 --> 01:24:55,989
-Bring that to me.
-You know what this is?

1139
01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:57,520
It's exactly what I need
to make this work.

1140
01:24:59,501 --> 01:25:00,468
Lift the coil.

1141
01:25:00,969 --> 01:25:02,334
Go, go. Put your knees into it.

1142
01:25:03,071 --> 01:25:04,936
There you go. And...

1143
01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:07,931
Drop it. Drop it.

1144
01:25:11,079 --> 01:25:14,173
Perfectly level.
I'm busy. What do you want?

1145
01:25:14,349 --> 01:25:17,477
Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned.

1146
01:25:18,052 --> 01:25:19,576
Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.

1147
01:25:19,687 --> 01:25:22,155
-Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.
-So I'm told.

1148
01:25:22,290 --> 01:25:24,349
-Secret stuff?.
-Something like that.

1149
01:25:25,693 --> 01:25:26,751
-Good luck.
-Bye.

1150
01:25:26,861 --> 01:25:28,954
-Thanks.
-We need you.

1151
01:25:28,997 --> 01:25:31,989
-Yeah, more than you know.
-Not that much.

1152
01:25:50,385 --> 01:25:52,979
Initialising prismatic accelerator.

1153
01:25:59,093 --> 01:26:01,459
Approaching maximum power.

1154
01:26:48,977 --> 01:26:50,205
That was easy.

1155
01:27:06,728 --> 01:27:08,719
Congratulations, sir.

1156
01:27:10,431 --> 01:27:12,922
You have created a new element.

1157
01:27:20,875 --> 01:27:24,675
Sir, the reactor has accepted
the modified core.

1158
01:27:24,746 --> 01:27:27,374
I will begin running diagnostics.

1159
01:27:33,288 --> 01:27:34,653
Hey, Ivan.

1160
01:27:34,889 --> 01:27:36,550
I got Senator Stern here.

1161
01:27:36,658 --> 01:27:38,956
Thought we'd swing over
and look at some of the drone designs.

1162
01:27:39,093 --> 01:27:41,357
The drone is not going to be ready.

1163
01:27:41,663 --> 01:27:42,857
Not ready? What do you mean?

1164
01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:46,365
I can make presentation,
not demonstration.

1165
01:27:46,467 --> 01:27:48,458
What the hell is the difference?

1166
01:27:48,603 --> 01:27:51,367
Presentation. No fly. No shoot.

1167
01:27:51,673 --> 01:27:53,470
Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

1168
01:27:53,608 --> 01:27:56,702
What can you make them do? I mean,
this is a weapons demonstration.

1169
01:27:56,811 --> 01:28:00,110
-I can make salute.
-You can make salute?

1170
01:28:00,214 --> 01:28:01,511
What do you mean, ''make salute''?

1171
01:28:01,616 --> 01:28:05,712
What the hell does that mean, lvan?
This is not what we agreed to, okay?

1172
01:28:05,820 --> 01:28:08,414
You promised me suits
and then you promised me drones.

1173
01:28:08,523 --> 01:28:12,619
-Hey, man, everything will be okay.
-This is not what I wanted.

1174
01:28:24,772 --> 01:28:27,332
Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.

1175
01:28:28,943 --> 01:28:34,540
Now you like the bird. Is that right?
Is that your bird? I'm confused.

1176
01:28:35,483 --> 01:28:38,884
You said it wasn't,
but now it looks like you're best of pals.

1177
01:28:39,053 --> 01:28:42,887
You love that bird, don't you?
You know what? Take the bird.

1178
01:28:44,692 --> 01:28:45,852
Hey!

1179
01:28:47,895 --> 01:28:50,557
Take his pillows, too. Both of them.

1180
01:28:51,866 --> 01:28:53,766
And his shoes. Take his shoes.

1181
01:28:57,872 --> 01:28:59,567
I took your stuff.

1182
01:28:59,674 --> 01:29:02,734
How does that make you feel?
Do you feel bad?

1183
01:29:03,511 --> 01:29:06,139
Good. 'Cause that's how I feel!

1184
01:29:08,116 --> 01:29:10,016
We had a contract.

1185
01:29:10,551 --> 01:29:12,416
I saved your life

1186
01:29:13,221 --> 01:29:15,212
and you give me suits.

1187
01:29:15,723 --> 01:29:17,418
That was our deal.

1188
01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:19,550
And you did not deliver.

1189
01:29:20,428 --> 01:29:24,922
I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
I don't know what you are.

1190
01:29:27,235 --> 01:29:30,568
Something really, really great
fell into my lap.

1191
01:29:31,239 --> 01:29:34,436
And if it hadn't,
I'd be at your mercy tonight.

1192
01:29:34,742 --> 01:29:38,473
Now I have a piece of Stark tech
that I pimped out myself.

1193
01:29:38,746 --> 01:29:40,475
And now your overpriced paperweights

1194
01:29:40,548 --> 01:29:43,142
are gonna look like a backdrop
to my demonstration.

1195
01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:45,881
Do you dig what I'm getting at here?

1196
01:29:48,156 --> 01:29:52,456
I don't know if you know this,
but I don't speak Russian!

1197
01:29:55,797 --> 01:29:57,662
I'm gonna leave now.

1198
01:29:57,765 --> 01:30:00,859
I'm gonna go to the Expo.
Maybe I'll even get laid.

1199
01:30:01,602 --> 01:30:03,467
You see these guys?
They're your babysitters.

1200
01:30:03,604 --> 01:30:06,095
They are not to be trifled with.

1201
01:30:06,474 --> 01:30:08,374
When I get back,
we're gonna renegotiate

1202
01:30:08,476 --> 01:30:10,774
the terms of our agreement.

1203
01:30:11,379 --> 01:30:13,472
And you're gonna make good
on our arrangement

1204
01:30:13,981 --> 01:30:15,073
because if you don't,

1205
01:30:15,183 --> 01:30:17,583
you're gonna be exactly what you were
when I found you,

1206
01:30:17,685 --> 01:30:19,380
a dead man.

1207
01:30:19,487 --> 01:30:20,886
You got that?

1208
01:30:21,789 --> 01:30:24,189
Maybe you can watch me on TV.

1209
01:30:33,601 --> 01:30:36,001
Dummy, you, can we clean up
this mess? You're killing me.

1210
01:30:36,037 --> 01:30:37,504
-You know I don't...
-Incoming call

1211
01:30:37,538 --> 01:30:39,301
with a blocked number, sir.

1212
01:30:39,407 --> 01:30:42,604
My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.

1213
01:30:42,710 --> 01:30:44,143
Coulson.
How's the Land of Enchantment?

1214
01:30:44,212 --> 01:30:46,942
Hey, Tony, how you doing?

1215
01:30:48,516 --> 01:30:50,609
-I double cycle.
-You what?

1216
01:30:51,619 --> 01:30:55,453
You told me double cycle's more power.
Good advice.

1217
01:30:55,823 --> 01:30:57,450
You sound pretty sprightly
for a dead guy.

1218
01:30:57,558 --> 01:30:59,048
You, too.

1219
01:31:01,562 --> 01:31:02,893
-Trace him.
-Sir.

1220
01:31:02,997 --> 01:31:06,763
Now, the true history of Stark name
will be written.

1221
01:31:06,868 --> 01:31:07,892
Jarvis, where is he?

1222
01:31:08,002 --> 01:31:12,166
Accessing the Oracle grid.
Eastern Seaboard.

1223
01:31:12,206 --> 01:31:16,370
What your father did
to my family over 40 years,

1224
01:31:17,178 --> 01:31:19,874
I will do to you in 40 minutes.

1225
01:31:20,014 --> 01:31:21,982
Sounds good.
Let's get together and hash it out.

1226
01:31:22,216 --> 01:31:23,581
Tri-State area.

1227
01:31:23,684 --> 01:31:25,914
Manhattan and outlying boroughs.

1228
01:31:26,020 --> 01:31:27,920
I hope you're ready.

1229
01:31:30,691 --> 01:31:32,682
Call trace incomplete.

1230
01:31:43,304 --> 01:31:45,898
-Sir...
-You want to run some tests, run them.

1231
01:31:46,908 --> 01:31:48,899
And assemble the suit while you're at it.
Put it together now.

1232
01:31:48,943 --> 01:31:51,411
-We are unclear as to the effects...
-I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.

1233
01:31:55,816 --> 01:31:57,909
That tastes like coconut.

1234
01:31:57,952 --> 01:31:59,715
And metal.

1235
01:32:00,021 --> 01:32:01,545
Oh, wow, yeah!

1236
01:32:14,168 --> 01:32:15,965
I'll keep the car down here, all right?

1237
01:32:16,070 --> 01:32:17,367
Thank you, Happy.

1238
01:32:17,471 --> 01:32:22,272
...Justin Hammer. His presentation
will begin shortly in the main pavilion.

1239
01:32:40,695 --> 01:32:41,923
Yeah.

1240
01:32:43,130 --> 01:32:46,497
That's what I'm talking about.
Thanks for coming.

1241
01:32:47,034 --> 01:32:49,002
Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,

1242
01:32:49,136 --> 01:32:53,630
this country has had to place its
brave men and women in harm's way,

1243
01:32:53,808 --> 01:32:55,435
but then the Iron Man arrived,

1244
01:32:55,509 --> 01:32:59,206
and we thought the days
of losing lives were behind us.

1245
01:33:00,014 --> 01:33:02,744
Sadly, that technology
was kept out of reach.

1246
01:33:02,783 --> 01:33:05,149
That's not fair. That's not right.

1247
01:33:05,252 --> 01:33:07,447
-And it's just too bad.
-Oh, Lord.

1248
01:33:07,555 --> 01:33:09,648
Regardless, it was
an impressive innovation,

1249
01:33:09,757 --> 01:33:12,658
one that grabbed headlines
the world over.

1250
01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:14,652
Well, today, my friends,

1251
01:33:14,762 --> 01:33:18,198
the press is faced
with quite a different problem.

1252
01:33:18,699 --> 01:33:21,190
They are about to run out of ink.

1253
01:33:26,774 --> 01:33:28,708
Get that out of here.

1254
01:33:29,677 --> 01:33:31,577
Ladies and gentlemen,

1255
01:33:32,613 --> 01:33:34,979
today I present to you

1256
01:33:35,282 --> 01:33:38,479
the new face
of the United States military.

1257
01:33:39,820 --> 01:33:41,117
The Hammer drone.

1258
01:33:43,691 --> 01:33:45,090
Army!

1259
01:33:58,239 --> 01:33:59,399
Navy!

1260
01:34:09,583 --> 01:34:11,050
Air Force!

1261
01:34:18,959 --> 01:34:20,256
Marines!

1262
01:34:32,106 --> 01:34:34,768
Yeah!

1263
01:34:38,412 --> 01:34:41,381
That's a hell of a lot better
than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.

1264
01:34:42,483 --> 01:34:45,384
But as revolutionary
as this technology is,

1265
01:34:45,419 --> 01:34:49,185
there will always be a need for man
to be present in the theatre of war.

1266
01:34:49,724 --> 01:34:52,784
Ladies and gentlemen,
today I am proud to present to you

1267
01:34:52,893 --> 01:34:54,622
the very first prototype

1268
01:34:54,695 --> 01:34:57,994
in the Variable Threat Response
Battle Suit

1269
01:34:58,099 --> 01:35:01,865
and its pilot, Air Force
Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.

1270
01:35:03,437 --> 01:35:10,536
What?

1271
01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:29,757
For America and its allies,
Hammer Industries is reporting for...

1272
01:35:45,913 --> 01:35:47,574
We got trouble.

1273
01:35:47,681 --> 01:35:49,376
Tony, there are civilians present.

1274
01:35:49,483 --> 01:35:52,077
I'm here on orders.
Let's not do this right now.

1275
01:35:52,186 --> 01:35:53,483
Give them a wave.

1276
01:35:53,587 --> 01:35:55,714
Hey, all right. Yeah.

1277
01:35:55,790 --> 01:35:57,815
All these people are in danger.
We gotta get them out of here.

1278
01:35:57,925 --> 01:35:59,916
You gotta trust me
for the next five minutes.

1279
01:35:59,994 --> 01:36:02,019
Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
around your house, remember?

1280
01:36:02,129 --> 01:36:04,154
Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.

1281
01:36:04,231 --> 01:36:05,858
Vanko's alive?

1282
01:36:07,067 --> 01:36:08,227
Yeah.

1283
01:36:08,335 --> 01:36:09,563
Where is he?

1284
01:36:09,970 --> 01:36:11,961
-What?
-Where's Vanko?

1285
01:36:12,439 --> 01:36:13,736
-Who?
-Tell me.

1286
01:36:14,341 --> 01:36:16,332
What are you doing here, man?

1287
01:36:16,443 --> 01:36:18,138
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1288
01:36:22,483 --> 01:36:24,951
-Is that you?
-No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.

1289
01:36:25,986 --> 01:36:28,648
I can't move. I'm locked up.
I'm locked up!

1290
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:31,651
Get out of here. Go! This whole
system's been compromised.

1291
01:36:32,993 --> 01:36:34,961
Let's take it outside.

1292
01:36:47,074 --> 01:36:48,371
No. No!

1293
01:36:58,319 --> 01:37:01,447
-Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
-Yes, sir.

1294
01:37:03,324 --> 01:37:06,225
Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
I have target lock.

1295
01:37:06,327 --> 01:37:07,954
-On what?
-On you.

1296
01:37:12,967 --> 01:37:14,832
Tony, on your six!

1297
01:37:32,186 --> 01:37:34,552
-What's going on? What's happening?
-The software's been overridden.

1298
01:37:34,655 --> 01:37:35,849
What? What do you mean
it's been overridden?

1299
01:37:35,956 --> 01:37:37,253
-What does that mean?
-I think he slaved the drones.

1300
01:37:37,358 --> 01:37:38,450
That's impossible.

1301
01:37:38,559 --> 01:37:40,186
-Call the guards.
-All the phones are down, sir.

1302
01:37:40,361 --> 01:37:42,454
Well, then call their... Call their cells.

1303
01:37:42,563 --> 01:37:44,053
Their cell phones
are not working, either, sir.

1304
01:37:44,164 --> 01:37:45,358
He's locked us out of the mainframe.

1305
01:37:45,466 --> 01:37:46,660
Who's locked you out of the mainframe?

1306
01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:48,292
Please, please, go away. Go away.

1307
01:37:48,369 --> 01:37:49,700
-I've got this handled.
-Have you now?

1308
01:37:49,803 --> 01:37:50,861
Yes, I do.

1309
01:37:51,005 --> 01:37:53,473
In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
this wouldn't be happening.

1310
01:37:53,574 --> 01:37:55,906
So please, now go away. Thank you.

1311
01:37:56,310 --> 01:37:58,676
Listen, we got to get
these bitches out of here.

1312
01:37:58,879 --> 01:38:00,244
What?

1313
01:38:00,347 --> 01:38:01,712
You tell me who's behind this.

1314
01:38:01,749 --> 01:38:06,311
-Who's behind this?
-Ivan. Ivan Vanko.

1315
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:09,314
-Where is he?
-He's at my facility.

1316
01:38:12,660 --> 01:38:14,321
-I need NYPD, please.
-No, no, no!

1317
01:38:14,361 --> 01:38:15,521
-Command Central.
-No, no, honey.

1318
01:38:15,663 --> 01:38:17,528
-Don't call the authorities.
-Okay. Right away. Right away.

1319
01:38:17,665 --> 01:38:19,724
Step aside. Step aside.

1320
01:38:20,668 --> 01:38:22,329
Tell me everything you know. Go.

1321
01:38:29,743 --> 01:38:32,735
-How are we doing, Jarvis?
-Remote reboot unsuccessful.

1322
01:38:50,264 --> 01:38:51,754
This way.

1323
01:38:52,466 --> 01:38:54,263
Nobody's answering the phone.
What's going on?

1324
01:38:54,368 --> 01:38:56,598
Get in the car.
Take me to Hammer Industries.

1325
01:38:56,704 --> 01:38:59,104
-I'm not taking you anywhere.
-Fine. You want me to drive?

1326
01:38:59,206 --> 01:39:01,697
No, I'm driving. Get in the car.

1327
01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:01,862
Nice work, kid.

1328
01:40:03,670 --> 01:40:06,969
-You got multiples coming in on you.
-Let's get this away from the Expo.

1329
01:40:12,379 --> 01:40:14,779
When we arrive,
I need you to watch the perimeter.

1330
01:40:14,882 --> 01:40:18,579
I'm gonna enter the facility
and take down the target.

1331
01:40:20,821 --> 01:40:23,483
-Watch the road.
-I got it. I got it.

1332
01:40:53,921 --> 01:40:54,945
Listen, listen.

1333
01:40:55,055 --> 01:40:57,046
A pack just peeled off.
They're headed back to the Expo.

1334
01:40:57,157 --> 01:40:58,522
Got it.

1335
01:41:02,262 --> 01:41:03,695
I'm closing on you.

1336
01:41:03,764 --> 01:41:06,198
Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.

1337
01:41:22,082 --> 01:41:24,710
-Stay in the car.
-I'm not staying in the car.

1338
01:41:24,818 --> 01:41:26,376
I said, stay in the car.

1339
01:41:26,587 --> 01:41:28,578
What are you wearing?

1340
01:41:29,823 --> 01:41:32,121
Look, I'm not letting you
go in there alone.

1341
01:41:32,292 --> 01:41:33,623
You want to help? Keep the car running.

1342
01:41:33,794 --> 01:41:34,988
Okay.

1343
01:41:38,499 --> 01:41:40,797
Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.

1344
01:41:41,301 --> 01:41:42,791
Hold on. Hey!

1345
01:42:27,481 --> 01:42:29,415
Each set of drones is communicating

1346
01:42:29,483 --> 01:42:32,281
-in its own unique language.
-Well, choose one and focus on that.

1347
01:42:32,319 --> 01:42:34,310
Have you tried Russian?
Why don't you try Russian?

1348
01:42:38,025 --> 01:42:40,391
Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W.

1349
01:42:40,494 --> 01:42:42,724
We got it. We're on our way.

1350
01:43:24,171 --> 01:43:25,570
I got him!

1351
01:43:40,487 --> 01:43:42,478
-Rhodey, you still locked on?
-Yeah.

1352
01:43:42,589 --> 01:43:46,081
Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.
We're about to get wet on this ride.

1353
01:43:48,295 --> 01:43:49,387
Wait, wait, wait!

1354
01:44:08,882 --> 01:44:10,349
He's gone.

1355
01:44:14,388 --> 01:44:16,447
I'm sorry, buddy.
Had to thin out the herd.

1356
01:44:17,257 --> 01:44:19,088
What's your 20?

1357
01:44:30,771 --> 01:44:33,569
-What are you doing?
-I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.

1358
01:44:39,980 --> 01:44:40,969
Tony!

1359
01:44:57,531 --> 01:44:59,192
Reboot complete.

1360
01:44:59,900 --> 01:45:01,561
You got your best friend back.

1361
01:45:01,635 --> 01:45:05,036
-Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
-Well done with the new chest piece.

1362
01:45:05,138 --> 01:45:08,767
I am reading significantly higher output
and your vitals all look promising.

1363
01:45:08,842 --> 01:45:11,640
Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
Thank you.

1364
01:45:11,745 --> 01:45:13,770
What do you mean you're not dying?
Did you just say you're dying?

1365
01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:15,643
Is that you? No, I'm not.

1366
01:45:15,749 --> 01:45:17,239
-Not any more.
-What's going on?

1367
01:45:17,351 --> 01:45:19,080
I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to alarm you.

1368
01:45:19,186 --> 01:45:20,676
You were gonna tell me?
You really were dying?

1369
01:45:20,787 --> 01:45:22,550
-You didn't let me.
-Why didn't you tell me that?

1370
01:45:22,656 --> 01:45:25,352
I was gonna make you an omelette
and tell you.

1371
01:45:25,459 --> 01:45:28,394
Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
You got incoming, Tony.

1372
01:45:28,495 --> 01:45:30,053
Looks like the fight's coming to you.

1373
01:45:30,163 --> 01:45:31,994
-Great. Pepper?
-Are you okay now?

1374
01:45:32,065 --> 01:45:33,259
I am fine. Don't be mad.

1375
01:45:33,367 --> 01:45:34,959
-I will formally apologise...
-I am mad!

1376
01:45:35,068 --> 01:45:38,003
...when I'm not fending off
a Hammeroid attack.

1377
01:45:38,071 --> 01:45:39,504
-Fine.
-We could have been in Venice.

1378
01:45:39,573 --> 01:45:40,665
Oh, please.

1379
01:45:44,010 --> 01:45:45,375
Rhodes?

1380
01:45:45,879 --> 01:45:48,507
Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.

1381
01:45:49,282 --> 01:45:51,580
They're coming.
Come on, let's roll. Get up.

1382
01:45:54,888 --> 01:45:57,015
Oh, man. You can have your suit back.

1383
01:46:00,460 --> 01:46:01,825
You okay?

1384
01:46:02,028 --> 01:46:03,518
Yeah, thanks.

1385
01:46:05,065 --> 01:46:07,533
-Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
-Don't be.

1386
01:46:07,567 --> 01:46:08,761
No. I should have trusted you more.

1387
01:46:08,869 --> 01:46:10,461
I'm the one who put you in this position.
Forget it.

1388
01:46:10,537 --> 01:46:12,869
No. It's your fault.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

1389
01:46:13,039 --> 01:46:16,236
Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
Partner.

1390
01:46:16,543 --> 01:46:20,070
They're coming in hot, any second.
What's the play?

1391
01:46:20,747 --> 01:46:22,339
Well, we want to take
the high ground, okay?

1392
01:46:22,449 --> 01:46:24,041
So let's put the biggest gun
up on that ridge.

1393
01:46:24,151 --> 01:46:25,379
Got you.

1394
01:46:26,253 --> 01:46:27,345
-Where do you want to be?
-Where are you going?

1395
01:46:27,387 --> 01:46:29,048
-What're you talking about?
-I meant me.

1396
01:46:29,156 --> 01:46:31,147
You have a big gun.
You are not the big gun.

1397
01:46:31,191 --> 01:46:32,590
-Tony, don't be jealous.
-No. It's subtle,

1398
01:46:32,692 --> 01:46:33,852
-all the bells and whistles.
-Yeah.

1399
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:36,451
-It's called being a badass.
-Fine.

1400
01:46:37,164 --> 01:46:40,497
All right.
You go up top. I'll draw them in.

1401
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:42,465
Don't stay down here.
This is the worst place to be.

1402
01:46:42,569 --> 01:46:43,797
Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?

1403
01:46:43,904 --> 01:47:18,037
It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
This is where you go to die.

1404
01:47:36,590 --> 01:47:38,285
-See that?
-Yeah, yeah, nice.

1405
01:47:46,366 --> 01:47:47,663
Rhodey?

1406
01:47:48,969 --> 01:47:50,459
Get down.

1407
01:48:00,614 --> 01:48:03,105
Wow. I think
you should lead with that next time.

1408
01:48:03,149 --> 01:48:06,516
Yeah. Sorry, boss.
I can only use it once. It's a one-off.

1409
01:48:08,922 --> 01:48:11,117
I told you that five minutes ago.

1410
01:48:12,425 --> 01:48:13,824
That's your guy here.

1411
01:48:15,161 --> 01:48:17,152
-Excuse me?
-You're being placed under arrest.

1412
01:48:17,264 --> 01:48:18,731
-Are you kidding me?
-Hands behind your back, sir.

1413
01:48:18,765 --> 01:48:20,426
I'm trying to help here.

1414
01:48:24,538 --> 01:48:28,065
I get it. I see what you're doing.
You're trying to pin this on me, huh?

1415
01:48:28,174 --> 01:48:29,732
That's good. That's good.

1416
01:48:29,843 --> 01:48:32,835
You're starting to think like a CEO,
taking out the competition.

1417
01:48:32,979 --> 01:48:35,345
I like that. You think you're making
a problem for me?

1418
01:48:35,482 --> 01:48:36,540
I'm gonna make a problem for you.

1419
01:48:36,650 --> 01:48:39,642
I'm gonna be seeing you again
real soon.

1420
01:48:43,857 --> 01:48:45,347
When they get here,
I think you should station them

1421
01:48:45,458 --> 01:48:48,256
at the south, east and both west exits.

1422
01:48:48,361 --> 01:48:50,454
We shut down the 7 train
in and out of Willets Point already.

1423
01:48:50,497 --> 01:48:53,295
Well, have city buses there
to ferry people to operating lines.

1424
01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:54,890
Yeah. Are you coming with us?

1425
01:48:55,001 --> 01:48:58,459
-No, I'm gonna stay till the park is clear.
-Okay.

1426
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,708
Heads up.
You got one more drone incoming.

1427
01:49:02,809 --> 01:49:04,140
This one looks different.

1428
01:49:04,611 --> 01:49:07,011
The repulsor signature
is significantly higher.

1429
01:49:18,124 --> 01:49:19,751
Good to be back.

1430
01:49:20,327 --> 01:49:21,726
This ain't gonna be good.

1431
01:49:25,265 --> 01:49:27,324
I got something special for this guy.

1432
01:49:27,534 --> 01:49:29,627
I'm gonna bust his bunker
with the Ex-Wife.

1433
01:49:29,736 --> 01:49:31,226
With the what?

1434
01:49:41,581 --> 01:49:44,072
-Hammer tech?
-Yeah.

1435
01:49:45,952 --> 01:49:47,544
I got this.

1436
01:50:40,507 --> 01:50:42,498
Rhodes. I got an idea.

1437
01:50:42,909 --> 01:50:45,400
-You want to be a hero?
-What?

1438
01:50:45,712 --> 01:50:48,704
I could really use a sidekick.
Put your hand up.

1439
01:50:48,748 --> 01:50:50,648
-This is your idea?
-Yep.

1440
01:50:51,351 --> 01:50:53,911
I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go!

1441
01:50:57,724 --> 01:50:58,816
Take it.

1442
01:51:27,387 --> 01:51:28,786
You lose.

1443
01:51:36,329 --> 01:51:39,093
All these drones are rigged to blow.
We gotta get out of here, man.

1444
01:51:39,599 --> 01:51:40,827
Pepper?

1445
01:52:20,974 --> 01:52:22,703
Oh, my God! I can't take this any more.

1446
01:52:22,809 --> 01:52:24,208
-You can't?
-I can't take this.

1447
01:52:24,310 --> 01:52:25,777
-Look at me.
-My body, literally,

1448
01:52:25,812 --> 01:52:27,074
cannot handle the stress.

1449
01:52:27,180 --> 01:52:31,674
I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
or wreck the whole company.

1450
01:52:31,785 --> 01:52:33,776
I think I did okay.

1451
01:52:33,920 --> 01:52:35,979
I quit. I'm resigning.

1452
01:52:36,589 --> 01:52:37,988
That's it.

1453
01:52:38,591 --> 01:52:41,116
What did you just say? You're done?

1454
01:52:42,428 --> 01:52:45,920
That's surprising.
No, it's not surprising. I get it.

1455
01:52:46,399 --> 01:52:49,630
-You don't have to make any excuses.
-I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.

1456
01:52:49,736 --> 01:52:50,896
You actually were just making excuses.

1457
01:52:50,937 --> 01:52:52,427
-But you don't have to.
-No, I wasn't making an excuse.

1458
01:52:52,539 --> 01:52:53,904
-I'm actually very justified.
-Listen. Hey, hey.

1459
01:52:53,940 --> 01:52:56,306
-You deserve better.
-Well...

1460
01:52:56,409 --> 01:52:58,934
You've taken such good care of me.

1461
01:52:59,846 --> 01:53:02,178
I've been in a tough spot,
but you got me through it, so...

1462
01:53:02,282 --> 01:53:03,544
Right?

1463
01:53:03,650 --> 01:53:04,844
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

1464
01:53:05,652 --> 01:53:08,644
-Thank you for understanding.
-Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.

1465
01:53:08,755 --> 01:53:11,383
-I'll handle the transition. It'll be smooth.
-Okay. What about the press?

1466
01:53:11,457 --> 01:53:13,357
Because you only had
the job for a week. That's gonna seem...

1467
01:53:13,459 --> 01:53:15,154
-Well, with you it's like dog years.
-I know.

1468
01:53:15,261 --> 01:53:16,592
I mean, it's like the Presidency...

1469
01:53:29,676 --> 01:53:30,904
Weird.

1470
01:53:31,177 --> 01:53:32,667
-No, it's not weird.
-It's okay, right?

1471
01:53:32,779 --> 01:53:34,679
-Yeah.
-Run that by me again.

1472
01:53:34,781 --> 01:53:36,681
I think it was weird.

1473
01:53:37,083 --> 01:53:40,018
You guys look like two seals
fighting over a grape.

1474
01:53:40,587 --> 01:53:43,021
-I had just quit, actually.
-Yeah, so we're not...

1475
01:53:43,122 --> 01:53:45,613
You don't have to do that.
I heard the whole thing.

1476
01:53:45,692 --> 01:53:48,627
-You should get lost.
-I was here first. Get a roof.

1477
01:53:49,529 --> 01:53:52,089
-I thought you were out of one-liners.
-That's the last one.

1478
01:53:52,198 --> 01:53:54,792
-You kicked ass back there, by the way.
-Thank you. You, too.

1479
01:53:54,901 --> 01:53:57,392
Listen, my car got taken out
in the explosion,

1480
01:53:57,503 --> 01:54:00,563
so I'm gonna have to hang on
to your suit for a minute, okay?

1481
01:54:00,673 --> 01:54:02,436
Not okay. Not okay with that.

1482
01:54:03,042 --> 01:54:04,236
It wasn't a question.

1483
01:54:09,849 --> 01:54:13,182
How are you gonna resign
if I don't accept?

1484
01:54:33,673 --> 01:54:35,971
I don't think I want you looking at that.

1485
01:54:36,175 --> 01:54:38,302
I'm not sure it pertains to you any more.

1486
01:54:38,411 --> 01:54:43,678
Now this, on the other hand,
is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.

1487
01:54:44,918 --> 01:54:45,976
Read it.

1488
01:54:47,921 --> 01:54:51,914
''Personality overview. Mr Stark displays
compulsive behaviour.''

1489
01:54:52,025 --> 01:54:54,186
In my own defence, that was last week.

1490
01:54:56,229 --> 01:54:59,096
''Prone to self-destructive tendencies.''
I was dying.

1491
01:54:59,198 --> 01:55:01,723
I mean, please. And aren't we all?

1492
01:55:02,135 --> 01:55:04,933
''Textbook narcissism''?

1493
01:55:06,973 --> 01:55:08,031
Agreed.

1494
01:55:09,142 --> 01:55:10,541
Okay, here it is.

1495
01:55:10,643 --> 01:55:13,942
''Recruitment assessment
for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes.''

1496
01:55:14,047 --> 01:55:16,572
-I gotta think about it.
-Read on.

1497
01:55:19,152 --> 01:55:20,642
''Tony Stark not...

1498
01:55:20,753 --> 01:55:22,277
''Not recommended''?

1499
01:55:23,489 --> 01:55:24,751
That doesn't make any sense.

1500
01:55:24,791 --> 01:55:27,760
How can you approve me
but not approve me?

1501
01:55:28,394 --> 01:55:29,793
I got a new ticker.

1502
01:55:29,896 --> 01:55:32,888
I'm trying to do right by Pepper.

1503
01:55:33,466 --> 01:55:36,401
I'm in a stable-ish relationship.

1504
01:55:37,270 --> 01:55:39,101
Which leads us to believe
at this juncture

1505
01:55:39,205 --> 01:55:42,368
we'd only like to use you
as a consultant.

1506
01:55:49,315 --> 01:55:51,180
You can't afford me.

1507
01:55:53,519 --> 01:55:55,783
Then again,
I will waive my customary retainer

1508
01:55:55,888 --> 01:55:58,721
in exchange for a small favour.

1509
01:55:59,692 --> 01:56:04,561
Rhodey and I are being honoured
in Washington and we need a presenter.

1510
01:56:06,432 --> 01:56:07,922
I'll see what I can do.

1511
01:56:09,635 --> 01:56:14,436
It is my honour to be here today
to present these distinguished awards

1512
01:56:14,540 --> 01:56:18,533
to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
and Mr Tony Stark,

1513
01:56:18,644 --> 01:56:21,977
who is, of course, a national treasure.

1514
01:56:24,150 --> 01:56:25,481
Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel,

1515
01:56:25,551 --> 01:56:27,951
for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.

1516
01:56:28,254 --> 01:56:30,245
-You deserve this.
-Thank you, sir.

1517
01:56:31,958 --> 01:56:33,255
Mr Stark.

1518
01:56:33,359 --> 01:56:37,386
Thank you for such an exceptionally
distinguished performance.

1519
01:56:37,497 --> 01:56:39,158
You deserve this.

1520
01:56:40,666 --> 01:56:43,100
Oh, sorry.

1521
01:56:43,169 --> 01:56:46,605
Funny how annoying
a little prick can be, isn't it?

1522
01:56:48,074 --> 01:56:49,871
Let's get a photo.

1523
02:04:15,955 --> 02:04:17,946
Sir, we've found it.